WEIRD DM'S EP 3 - THIS ONE GETS DARK

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  • @allyc9821
    @allyc9821 Před 4 lety +9063

    he said “hOt sIsTeR cHeCk ✌️😜”

    • @skunk5805
      @skunk5805 Před 4 lety +30

      Bruh I read this comment in the exact moment he said it

    • @lilybohn3170
      @lilybohn3170 Před 4 lety

      HADES same

    • @Lucy-gz8ew
      @Lucy-gz8ew Před 4 lety

      HADES tremendous

    • @zain1132
      @zain1132 Před 4 lety +13

      Pretty sure some tiktokers must have already made that

    • @crispy9542
      @crispy9542 Před 4 lety

      @@skunk5805 first time?

  • @skyyannn
    @skyyannn Před 4 lety +10941

    The people sending these dm's are straight up going to Hell omfg these are horrible things to do

    • @luker1ng
      @luker1ng Před 4 lety +136

      Seriously though

    • @jamelmacon1130
      @jamelmacon1130 Před 4 lety +4

      square

    • @quibiit
      @quibiit Před 4 lety +168

      most of these gotta be made up or at least exaggerated. (especially the dog and vagina one)

    • @madelynesmith9036
      @madelynesmith9036 Před 4 lety +420

      The asshole who basically violated those twins literally makes me sick dude

    • @mason_yt444
      @mason_yt444 Před 4 lety +166

      Madelyne Smith same, that was just straight evil for no reason

  • @CS-di1dt
    @CS-di1dt Před 4 lety +4251

    These ain't even funny anymore, they're just straight up crimes 💀

    • @boubusboy5039
      @boubusboy5039 Před 3 lety +16

      still snorting grandpa story was hilarious

  • @lj2k755
    @lj2k755 Před 4 lety +6600

    This isn't even weird DMs.
    This is just bullies anonymous

    • @chocolate104495
      @chocolate104495 Před 4 lety +213

      LJ2K 99 love my man Noel, but goddamn this rep of his fanbase is straight cringe.

    • @jahnaviraman5411
      @jahnaviraman5411 Před 4 lety +21

      Richael Zhang lmaooo ikr

    • @H.E.M.
      @H.E.M. Před 4 lety +141

      I pray these are fake because I legit hate all of you.

    • @hi6575
      @hi6575 Před 4 lety +82

      The one that pissed me off the most was the one where they peed on people’s gloves and boots because they liked Yu-Gi-Oh (no pun intended)

    • @madi5286
      @madi5286 Před 2 lety +5

      And some girls that need to contact the fbi and give an anonymous tip lol

  • @woahsammie4011
    @woahsammie4011 Před 4 lety +2637

    “what if someone took a bite out of ur house”
    gingerbread men: 😦

    • @RecardoGuillermo
      @RecardoGuillermo Před 4 lety +16

      The only funny comment here all the others are just stupid quotes or “I lITeRaLlY sPaT oUt My CoFfEe”

    • @honeycomb937
      @honeycomb937 Před 4 lety +8

      @@RecardoGuillermo
      haha, i literally just spat out my coffee

    • @RecardoGuillermo
      @RecardoGuillermo Před 4 lety +4

      eva 😡

    • @puppyrave
      @puppyrave Před 4 lety +2

      LOL i literally drank my coffee and laughed at the jokes after finishing my morning beverage

    • @RecardoGuillermo
      @RecardoGuillermo Před 4 lety +4

      greenbattleship 🤬🤬

  • @sarawawa8984
    @sarawawa8984 Před 4 lety +9039

    People out here are just too quick to pee on things.

  • @loganstark7734
    @loganstark7734 Před 4 lety +3372

    my mans said “the save the bees community” like bees are a goddamn fandom

    • @coscorrodrift
      @coscorrodrift Před 4 lety +61

      I'm LGBTQSTB

    • @HappyLarry.
      @HappyLarry. Před 4 lety +84

      He's just talking about the LGBeeT community

    • @cloufriedrich7938
      @cloufriedrich7938 Před 4 lety +38

      There is a movement to save bees like the actual bees from dying because apparently there aren't enough plants etc :)

    • @sora1498
      @sora1498 Před 4 lety +1

      they are

    • @smolbean3056
      @smolbean3056 Před 4 lety +41

      *Things are heating up in the anti-bees fandom*

  • @mayjay5629
    @mayjay5629 Před 4 lety +2553

    "I can hear this fool" - *imitates him and ends up sounding like Cody*

  • @boiwatdahell
    @boiwatdahell Před 4 lety +3965

    Noel mimicked the “Patrick Shwavy” guy to sound just like Cody Ko

  • @loversspit
    @loversspit Před 4 lety +16028

    this ain't weird dm's nomo this is bullies reminiscing their memories

  • @penelopeclaire539
    @penelopeclaire539 Před 4 lety +2263

    That entire first story is one of the most evil things I've ever heard. Both the brother and the sister were super violated. That sucks so much dude

    • @jadalidakroub288
      @jadalidakroub288 Před 3 lety +145

      I have to admit I did laugh because of what the people said at the end but when I really thought about it I was actually as upset as you are it’s a true violation

    • @picklejuice6699
      @picklejuice6699 Před 3 lety +87

      Ikr I felt so shitty after hearing that and even more so because I laughed

    • @Alex-pq2fv
      @Alex-pq2fv Před 3 lety +155

      You NEVER pass around nudes someone sends you. You don't even show that shit to your friends. If the person sending them wanted your friends to see, they would've sent the nudes to your friends too. First guy is a complete piece of shit

    • @penelopeclaire539
      @penelopeclaire539 Před 3 lety +69

      @@Alex-pq2fv Thank you! I felt like the only person to notice how fucked up it was enough to point it out

    • @shaquilleoatmeall
      @shaquilleoatmeall Před 2 lety +11

      Alex Roeszler this. So many girls get bullied into sending nudes or manipulated into thinking they can trust the other person and just get violated. Ik it happens to guys too but it’s just so common for girls and it’s more common for a guy to just send a nude willingly than a girl. And girls are the ones that get violated the most.

  • @herb_rolls3929
    @herb_rolls3929 Před 4 lety +3422

    Not gonna even mention how sharing another person's nudes without consent is illegal

    • @Badusername2000
      @Badusername2000 Před 4 lety +98

      i mean, if they were underaged it was illegal regardless, but no one cares, you narc

    • @trashfire7474
      @trashfire7474 Před 4 lety +39

      Plot twist it was consensual

    • @Styruse
      @Styruse Před 4 lety +243

      @@Badusername2000 Why was the brother a "sick piece of shit"?
      I think I missed something.
      Isn't it actually kinda shitty to do trick someone like that?

    • @eneco3965
      @eneco3965 Před 4 lety +101

      @@Styruse It's just degenerates projecting. Nobody should pay attention to them.

    • @Styruse
      @Styruse Před 4 lety +11

      @@eneco3965 I hate when people act like such brain parasite glue sniffers.
      God, the hypocrisy is real.
      Damn

  • @caoimhebrawn
    @caoimhebrawn Před 4 lety +2438

    that first one tho, they actually violated the girl

    • @rishaa682
      @rishaa682 Před 4 lety +49

      yup.

    • @MsJerrySparkle
      @MsJerrySparkle Před 4 lety +180

      yeah theres nothing to laugh at

    • @vnla7153
      @vnla7153 Před 4 lety +62

      So horrible

    • @pentopage7572
      @pentopage7572 Před 4 lety +212

      That girl obvs trusted them and they abused that trust....disgusting

    • @Thawah
      @Thawah Před 4 lety +420

      Good point. I was focused solely on the brother being victimized. I didn't even think of how they literally showed her naked fucking body to her own brother and tricked him into...yeah. Horrible.

  • @basedandcumpilled5523
    @basedandcumpilled5523 Před 4 lety +12980

    “You’re a bad person and I hope your future wife sees this”
    Noel 2019

    • @elle9414
      @elle9414 Před 4 lety +27

      how the hell this get 4.1K likes, your just quoting the video without any commentary or anything

    • @basedandcumpilled5523
      @basedandcumpilled5523 Před 4 lety +2

      フクロウ holy shit i didn’t even notice

    • @crispy9542
      @crispy9542 Před 4 lety +8

      @@elle9414 holy shit youre right this happens with every video comments section where someone just quotes a funny thing without adding on to it

    • @Emu19
      @Emu19 Před 4 lety +6

      @@elle9414 yeah no that happens a lot XDD People like the video so they see the comment and just like. I do the same thing but I stopped caring about it cus literally everyone does it XD Apparently you didn't read the comments on Rewind 2019 XDDD

    • @prodsol-xi7fo
      @prodsol-xi7fo Před 4 lety

      Jerome Malik Favorite part, also good job on 10k likes

  • @cadence3062
    @cadence3062 Před 4 lety +2857

    Here’s the math on snorting ashes:
    The average cremated body produces about five pounds of ash. Five pounds of ash is approximately 2.26796 kilograms. The average high takes about one gram of coke, so it would take about 2,267 people to snort an entire person. Let’s say these kids are crazy and need two grams, it would still take about 1,134 people to snort the entire grandfather.
    I don’t do coke, nor do I recommend it. Hopefully everyone sees this or I got placed on a watchlist for nothing

    • @lilyzoe3995
      @lilyzoe3995 Před 4 lety +127

      Cadence306 thank you for your service

    • @alex_walsh
      @alex_walsh Před 4 lety +15

      Thank you haha

    • @SirValiantIII
      @SirValiantIII Před 4 lety +78

      It does NOT take 1g of Coke to get 1 person high unless they are a consistent user

    • @locallysourcedgrains
      @locallysourcedgrains Před 4 lety +178

      “to snort the entire grandfather” man that made me laugh lmao

    • @jacksonrusso5370
      @jacksonrusso5370 Před 4 lety +3

      Gotta keep in mind you often put all of the ashes in the urn.

  • @mobarton9808
    @mobarton9808 Před 4 lety +1184

    as someone with a twin brother, i feel bad for the “one homegirl” too

    • @HappyLarry.
      @HappyLarry. Před 4 lety +236

      The fact they were seeing it as a joke is probably what made me the most uncomfortable.

    • @shay1330
      @shay1330 Před 4 lety +72

      probably underage too which makes it child porn

    • @kittykatkitten1075
      @kittykatkitten1075 Před 3 lety +25

      @@shay1330 also a form of incest like, god damn. evil

    • @pattipooh
      @pattipooh Před 2 lety +15

      @@kittykatkitten1075 yeah that shit mustve been soooo disturbing for that kid i felt so bad

  • @kashhaliwell
    @kashhaliwell Před 4 lety +1760

    “those are my areolas”

  • @maddyw9226
    @maddyw9226 Před 4 lety +6298

    “I’m not a lawyer, I’m just a guy on the internet” Noel Miller 2019

  • @mollydeutschman9075
    @mollydeutschman9075 Před 4 lety +1604

    That girl should get a restraining order if the security guard is really stalking her.. so scary if it’s true

    • @callahardy8639
      @callahardy8639 Před 4 lety +56

      A restraining order usually requires proof for them being a danger. An investigation would have to be opened to prove he’s stalking her before a restraining order could be put in place. It’d be safer to bring concern to the dean of the college to monitor the situation and work to get him fired/apprehended

    • @luxuscarnage4828
      @luxuscarnage4828 Před 4 lety +30

      @@callahardy8639 Not to mention a restraining order isn't a magical barrier. Getting a permanent order is rather difficult anyway. She could get a criminal trespass,which is easier, but again there is no promise that person will stay away.

  • @nicolie_olie_oh
    @nicolie_olie_oh Před 4 lety +688

    “A literal hot lunch.” I lost it.

  • @jemima1752
    @jemima1752 Před 4 lety +7314

    Me: **pauses and reads all the screenshots Noel doesn’t want to read out loud**

  • @Lara-fu4yw
    @Lara-fu4yw Před 4 lety +11811

    I really dmd Noel my deepest secret and he didn’t even open it. I’m looking like an absolute clown right about now.

  • @McGriddey
    @McGriddey Před 4 lety +850

    Noel is just Cody with seasoning. Like a spicier type beat

    • @akselbentsen3683
      @akselbentsen3683 Před 4 lety +118

      Cody is Calgary mayonnaise and Noel is chick fil a sauce

    • @reaganb6013
      @reaganb6013 Před 3 lety +19

      you didn't have to do him like that 😭

    • @A_Random_Rat
      @A_Random_Rat Před 3 lety +25

      Cody is chicken nuggets, and noel is spicy nuggets

    • @lioreubm677
      @lioreubm677 Před 3 lety +5

      Cody is just canadian lmfao

  • @collinf4826
    @collinf4826 Před 4 lety +715

    Gotta love how Noel doesn’t blur the ones he doesn’t read, so we can read them. A true man of the people

  • @nbow51
    @nbow51 Před 4 lety +3307

    Report the stalker and get him fired! If he has anything like pictures of you or anything on campus tell the dean at your college, they can search him legally if it’s in campus property. Also keep track of how many times you encounter him I’m talking date time and location. Security guards generally are supposed to patrol a specific area of campus if he’s running into you in places he’s not supposed to be patrolling then that’s more proof against him and that’s proof that can generally be backed by campus cameras which means it won’t be circumstantial.
    Another tip when dealing with a stalker is don’t respond or give him attention in any way. Stalkers have a warped view of how things are. If you yell at a stalker to leave you alone or you get angry they get agitated if you try to talk to them kindly and ask them to leave they get attached more or think you’re somehow playing hard to get. Any response from you positive or negative will feed the delusion, so don’t confront him and make sure the school handles it with care as to not make you a target, these people can easily end up becoming violent, so the school absolutely cannot mention that you’ve brought it to their attention. They need to be the ones who ‘discovered’ what he’s doing to you. The best thing you can do is keep your distance record your encounters and report him, and make sure they keep your involvement hidden from him. Like they can’t even tell him a student brought it to their attention. If you want more information about people like this, there’s a great book named “The Gift of Fear” it teaches you how to trust your intuition and touches heavily on stalkers and people who are irrationally obsessed with others.

    • @lisamariejo.7011
      @lisamariejo.7011 Před 4 lety +235

      Yeah, the girl definitely shouldn't have to leave her college, that is so fucked up. Plus if he has followed her before, who says he wouldn't do it again? Your advice is really helpful.

    • @tiredzei
      @tiredzei Před 4 lety +97

      Hope she sees this

    • @rango9445
      @rango9445 Před 4 lety +115

      Damn. That’s a lot of words for my little lizard brain, but I agree 100 percent

    • @iindierokkers
      @iindierokkers Před 4 lety +15

      that story is obviously fake lmao she says the guy went to middle school with her but also says he somehow became a police officer and left the profession to become a security guard all before they reached 21

    • @michaelrutherford8587
      @michaelrutherford8587 Před 4 lety +68

      @@iindierokkers that's not really that hard... The time it takes to complete police academy is about 21 weeks. Assuming he went to police academy at 18 that gives him plenty of time to quit and become a security guard.

  • @chevic4481
    @chevic4481 Před 4 lety +2097

    Noel calling a bag of human shit a "literal hot lunch" sent me to the 5th layer of hell instantaneously

  • @jrosewater
    @jrosewater Před 4 lety +419

    Half of these are "oh Noooo man that's so embarrassing hahA we all been there" and half of these are like "...bro I hope the statue of limitations had expired on that, cos you have just describe a crime."

  • @alexfiltsos3833
    @alexfiltsos3833 Před 4 lety +676

    that girl shouldn’t have to leave her school, that guy should get fired for harassing people that he’s supposed to make feel safe

    • @jahnaviraman5411
      @jahnaviraman5411 Před 4 lety +2

      agreed

    • @mctheplaywright
      @mctheplaywright Před 4 lety +43

      agreed, but in the short term while trying to go through the process to get that guy fired I would personally get the fuck out for a bit. I would not want to be on campus with him there while actively trying to get him fired. So, I see where Noel is coming from.

    • @HappyLarry.
      @HappyLarry. Před 4 lety +40

      He's saying it more like in a horror movie when they go "get out of the house", as in "get away from the threat as quickly as possible". It's not saying she should leave the school because of him, it's that he thinks (rightfully so) she is most unsafe where he has a position of power in her location. Like if I was her I'd leave for a bit to try and get a restraining order or organise something with the school so he isn't allowed on campus.

  • @jeremycruzgarza
    @jeremycruzgarza Před 4 lety +882

    “Your husband tries to dip out on you, with some other bi...other chick” lol 16:14

  • @BrittneeBabes
    @BrittneeBabes Před 4 lety +2705

    Is Noel finally starting to get stable with his content ☕🐸

  • @sydneysmall5315
    @sydneysmall5315 Před 4 lety +859

    Noel isn’t the “five dollar therapist” we deserve he’s the five dollar therapist that we need so we can see how messed up y’all actually are

  • @domenicaroha3669
    @domenicaroha3669 Před 4 lety +283

    “When i was 7 i used to let my dog lick... *when gon stop it right there* “

  • @camwu1712
    @camwu1712 Před 4 lety +1205

    Real quick calculation for the party thing:
    - average human produces about 5 lbs of ashes
    - average amount of “cocaine” used per person is about 1.5 grams when at a party
    - 5 lbs = 2268 grams = over 1500 people needed to completely run out, based on those numbers

  • @esperanzamartinez4546
    @esperanzamartinez4546 Před 4 lety +519

    “He should’ve known off rip those are my areolas”

  • @lucynordin3395
    @lucynordin3395 Před 4 lety +325

    why is it not addressed that cocaine is white, and human ashes are grey?

    • @brittneyklein2699
      @brittneyklein2699 Před 4 lety +71

      lucy nordin human ashes are not always grey, alkaline hydrology makes them snow white and it is a fairly common form of cremation now!

    • @katec4754
      @katec4754 Před 4 lety +13

      i’ve seen black / grey cocaine before , it’s grot but it exists

    • @angelobarros3499
      @angelobarros3499 Před 4 lety +10

      @@katec4754 HOW, LITERALLY HOW
      I used to know some yellowish cocaine, because of impurity, but how does one make black cocaine or grey cocaine. 5% purity? 20% purity? Get yo lying ass outta here

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 Před 3 lety +8

      they’re 21 year old art students. give them the pass on this one 😭

  • @Nushi1098
    @Nushi1098 Před 4 lety +362

    “Not even a room of art students could snort an entire skeleton”
    -Noel Miller 2019
    We getting some great quotes from this episode 😂😂

  • @dez-ly7qk
    @dez-ly7qk Před 4 lety +2030

    life goal is to be featured in one of these vids

    • @isbakernation
      @isbakernation Před 4 lety +36

      d e z same but I don’t have any fxcked up stories to tell

    • @dez-ly7qk
      @dez-ly7qk Před 4 lety +19

      isbakernation our time will come soon 😔🤝

    • @Thesoga0820
      @Thesoga0820 Před 4 lety +25

      isbakernation Just tell a made up one like half of these people probably did

    • @dez-ly7qk
      @dez-ly7qk Před 4 lety +2

      E-bae u might be on to sumthin 👀

    • @minitthunderstick4853
      @minitthunderstick4853 Před 4 lety +2

      d e z just shit in someone’s coffee and boom, you’re in the video

  • @Carols989
    @Carols989 Před 4 lety +310

    weird DM's 1: hey yo noel you philipino??
    weird DM's 5: HEY WASSUP LEMME TELL YOU HOW I KILLED A DUDE

  • @hippiegirl113
    @hippiegirl113 Před 4 lety +101

    Why does Noel sound like Cody whenever he acts out the scenes 😂

  • @nevergoingtouseth100
    @nevergoingtouseth100 Před 4 lety +209

    The worst part of the fry story is that it could be basically any of us who ate that fry. WE’D NEVER KNOW!

    • @devonkelly44
      @devonkelly44 Před 4 lety +1

      Corn omfg true!!! 🤯

    • @lorenzouria8849
      @lorenzouria8849 Před 4 lety +1

      Corn nice

    • @racheldiaz2590
      @racheldiaz2590 Před 4 lety +2

      AHHHH

    • @saffronic3026
      @saffronic3026 Před 4 lety

      It would be soggy, and probably taste and smell bad, probably, I don’t know luckily I’m allergic to most fries

    • @lz4241
      @lz4241 Před 3 lety +1

      This is why I never trust anybody. Cause like in anything imagine like I make a friend & then they invite me over & bring out a knife & kill me like you never know. What if I go to McDonald’s & I get a drink, the person who gave me the drink dipped their balls in there how am I gonna know??? You can never know which is why you shouldn’t trust anybody 😀🔫

  • @jennaavw
    @jennaavw Před 4 lety +307

    shout out to noel for shutting down that misogynist hard

  • @brandenarnett7162
    @brandenarnett7162 Před 4 lety +167

    "Not even a room full of art students could snort a whole skeleton" is my new favorite quote

  • @sorencolfax381
    @sorencolfax381 Před 4 lety +139

    Noel do you ever get confused when you hear “noel” in Christmas music

    • @marianne6108
      @marianne6108 Před 4 lety +7

      Lmao I'm french and Christmas in french is "Noël" which always makes me laugh. That's a great name tho

  • @camthelambbb5577
    @camthelambbb5577 Před 4 lety +81

    shoutout to everyone pausing the S and A part only to be disappointed

  • @anna-yn9nj
    @anna-yn9nj Před 4 lety +1064

    the 7 dislikes are the twin brother who got catfished and all his fake accounts

    • @crispy9542
      @crispy9542 Před 4 lety +7

      and his 116 collective stans at the time of typing this

    • @inhle1688
      @inhle1688 Před 4 lety +1

      anna rachel bruh, but really how tf did he not know it was his own titties

  • @bonesnatcher
    @bonesnatcher Před 4 lety +804

    "As a five dollar therapist" Noel you should raise your rates fam

  • @houssamtfh655
    @houssamtfh655 Před 4 lety +42

    Pov: Imagine you walking down the street with your Dookie in a bag like a hot lunch

  • @mayan2793
    @mayan2793 Před 4 lety +46

    "Those are MY areolas!"

  • @emmasherwood5356
    @emmasherwood5356 Před 4 lety +227

    Noel is definitely giving off Mr. Struggle vibes in this video

  • @cherryvalance9927
    @cherryvalance9927 Před 4 lety +118

    coochie fries b hitting different tho

  • @dollstylist041poll3
    @dollstylist041poll3 Před 4 lety +90

    _"Takes at least 30 or 40 people to snort down an entire corpse"_
    Noel Miller 2019

  • @lynnwinters5387
    @lynnwinters5387 Před 4 lety +70

    Peebody over here really thinkin he wasn’t the weird one for pissing everywhere but the toilet like a dog

  • @saharkani
    @saharkani Před 4 lety +229

    “THOSE ARE MY AREOLAS” 😂😂

  • @joequinlivan2668
    @joequinlivan2668 Před 4 lety +82

    The intensifying banjo at the family tree part killed me

  • @malikaangel8063
    @malikaangel8063 Před 4 lety +171

    girl that’s being stalked should not have to leave her college to make a stalker happy. she should report it but if she feels as though she isn’t safe to do so then you shouldn’t blame her.

    • @ninabrown7353
      @ninabrown7353 Před 4 lety +7

      Amen

    • @Dupstan
      @Dupstan Před 4 lety +6

      She should but I'd rather leave then get killed

    • @ArtisticallySpoken
      @ArtisticallySpoken Před 3 lety +17

      "I'd rather leave than get killed" leaving obviously isn't going to stop the dude. He's been obsessing over her since they were in school together, and changed jobs to be near her. He'd probably follow her again.

  • @jasminegenereux4505
    @jasminegenereux4505 Před 4 lety +241

    I love you so much Noel and I can’t wait to see you in February with Cody! But I just wanted to make a comment coming from a women’s perspective regarding the college stalker. The whole mentality of telling women that they need to change the situations they are in because of the men that are around them is a little hard to hear. Socially we tend to blame women when something bad happens to them. And I know this is not the vibes that you were portraying. I just wish that we started talking about how men need to be MORE ACCOUNTABLE for their actions and need to be held accountable rather than telling women they need to change the situations they are in to stay safe. Good ass video tho

    • @WhutADrag
      @WhutADrag Před 4 lety +58

      Yeah, especially since he had already followed her before when she'd gone from one school to another. (I believe it was transitioning from highschool into college, can't remember and I can't find the timestamp.) So clearly, "moving schools" isn't gonna work, especially since she likely /paid/ to go there, so she shouldn't have to throw her money out the window on the Very Slight chance that the dude will give up on her (Because he Won't). It's not as easy as "oh just move schools dude", coming from someone who left an abusive relationship and Still has my ex hunting me down, it's NEVER as easy as just running away. Especially from an obsessive stalker. Even if you go as far as changing your entire identity, it's not fool-proof. The victim should never be held accountable for their stalker.

    • @ninabrown7353
      @ninabrown7353 Před 4 lety +18

      Preach

    • @tinman7618
      @tinman7618 Před 3 lety +8

      Yeah im late but quitting college cuz of some dude is a bad idea i fell a restraining order is needed instead

  • @basithph8958
    @basithph8958 Před 4 lety +859

    Noel: *I bring DRY Content*
    Also Noel: *I don’t want to do DRY Content*

  • @alicepd2000
    @alicepd2000 Před 4 lety +334

    I die every time Noel stops and dances to that song when ever he’s paying respect 😂😂

  • @kstew22
    @kstew22 Před 4 lety +69

    “That’s the crazy part, because i don’t have to do anything” 💀💀💀

  • @maryhursen7222
    @maryhursen7222 Před 4 lety +18

    Best part of these is watching him slowly smiling at his own jokes the closer he gets to the punchline

  • @bennah777
    @bennah777 Před 4 lety +578

    Wait wait wait...she leave college instead of him losing his job? Lmao

    • @khadijah.b4332
      @khadijah.b4332 Před 4 lety +86

      Jennah Green i guess it would be kinda hard for her to prove what he’s doing. It sucks but that’s how so many stalkers get away with it.

    • @rosiedispensa6697
      @rosiedispensa6697 Před 4 lety +13

      Yup! Totally complain about our shitty system still but do it with an alias as you’re moving away 🤷🏻‍♀️😂 I moved two hours away to get away from a stalker and then also warned another girl he had told me he was following, it’s been two years and I still look over my shoulder

    • @wewuzkangzansheit3835
      @wewuzkangzansheit3835 Před 4 lety +4

      @Tim Evans lol she's already said too much to get away with murder.

    •  Před 4 lety +24

      Jennah Green even if he lost his job he’d still be in the area and know her classes and maybe even where she stays she should really get out of the area lol the guy might not even do anything that warrants arrest until it’s too late and she’s cut up and put in the shadow box with newspaper clippings

    • @Windrammer
      @Windrammer Před 4 lety +9

      Even if he gets fired she’s still not safe there

  • @dolph3578
    @dolph3578 Před 4 lety +300

    The Cocaine Cadaver Math Problem:
    1g/person (approaching possible overdose levels)
    Cadavers weigh 4-6 lbs
    Lbs-Oz
    (64-96oz)
    Oz-Grams
    1814g-2722g
    1814+2722/2=2268g
    You would need roughly 2268 drug ridden art students to properly finish an averaged sized cadavers remains.

    • @theGLOSSqueen
      @theGLOSSqueen Před 4 lety +22

      yeah so no one snorted ash lmao it's grey in color so they'd know. but 1 g a person would not kill you. maybe if you've never done it and you're like 12? but i've gone patrick schwavy & gone through an 8 ball with my friend. and even in that STATE, i would be able to tell if someone gave me a line of ash. i've heard of people playing pranks and like crushing up tylenol telling people its blow. which is a little more understandable. but when you snort something, it drips down the throat so you can taste and smell it inside you. i feel like if you snorted human ash, you'd be throwing up violently and go to the hospital.

    • @dolph3578
      @dolph3578 Před 4 lety +7

      @@theGLOSSqueen lol what is the point of your comment. who said anything about anything being real

    • @theGLOSSqueen
      @theGLOSSqueen Před 4 lety +6

      @@dolph3578 oh sorry i read your comment as showing how ridiculous that story is but theres not really a point to any comment i write past midnight

    • @KOmyself
      @KOmyself Před 4 lety +1

      JY A. oh yeah you were crazy tired at midnight that your brain couldn’t work

    • @Eliormarques
      @Eliormarques Před 4 lety

      Thank you

  • @strawberrycreamchz
    @strawberrycreamchz Před 4 lety +61

    my friend legitimately thought that cerebral palsy was a type of dog.

  • @dubstepgirl28
    @dubstepgirl28 Před 4 lety +34

    14:48 “somebody do the math on that”
    Well, since you asked..
    Average mass in a line of coke: 62mg
    Average mass of a cremated person: 5lbs
    Change both to grams: .0625g and 2268g
    Since we are trying to find x number of cocaine lines for every one cremated person, we divide: 2268/.0625 =
    36,288 lines of cocaine
    How many people would it take, if each one snorted 8 lines, for example, to snort through a cremated person?
    36,288 total lines of cocaine available
    8 lines per person
    Divide: 36,288/8 =
    4,536 people
    I have no idea if I’m right, but if I am, Noel’s guess of 30-40 people is hella wrong.

  • @davis5767
    @davis5767 Před 4 lety +68

    “i’m already 5 deep, and i’m like, do i need to keep going” -Noel miller

  • @pilirojas8852
    @pilirojas8852 Před 4 lety +50

    the used condom one is literally the grossest thing i have ever read, thank you for this noel.

  • @Alexis-zs2xp
    @Alexis-zs2xp Před 4 lety +27

    “Is this ep13 of euphoria” had me 💀

    • @ziya31
      @ziya31 Před 3 lety +1

      I read this as he said it 💀

  • @thesixfootsixexperience8781

    DM: “you gotta react to the guy who makes recipes outta...”
    Noel: Aight imma head out

  • @keenansallings8888
    @keenansallings8888 Před 4 lety +163

    This series is the next “that’s cringe”

  • @ians6674
    @ians6674 Před 4 lety +893

    Patrick Shwavy
    1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never
    born.

    • @aliciahaensgen6401
      @aliciahaensgen6401 Před 4 lety +1

      Ian S so everyday of my life..huh GUESS IM PATRICK SHWAVYYY

    • @Kerrviii
      @Kerrviii Před 4 lety +2

      Calm down Juan. Not the time or place!

  • @rxxrcousin
    @rxxrcousin Před 4 lety +172

    Maybe the dude should get fired for stalking her instead of her having to leaver her college campus and uproot her life because of some unstable man.

    • @mctheplaywright
      @mctheplaywright Před 4 lety +17

      agreed, but in the short term while trying to go through the process to get that guy fired or arrested I would personally get the fuck out for a bit. I would not want to be on campus with him there while actively trying to get him fired. So, I see where Noel is coming from.

    • @ninabrown7353
      @ninabrown7353 Před 4 lety +14

      Amen. Love you Noel, but we don't stan victim blaming

    • @thatoneguy285
      @thatoneguy285 Před 3 lety

      Nina Brown people like you who get offended at Noel’s and Cody’s joke are the reason their jokes are getting watered down and the podcast isn’t the same

    • @HumeAnn
      @HumeAnn Před 3 lety +3

      @@ninabrown7353 he wasn't victim blaming, gtfo

    • @monke980
      @monke980 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ninabrown7353 You think Noel was making some serious suggestion to her with that? no, he was making a joke out of his suprised reaction, it isn't victim blaming, this terms get whipped out too soon all the time now.

  • @kseniyalukiy511
    @kseniyalukiy511 Před 4 lety +10

    I love how he still displays the whole DM for us to read when he stops.

  • @duaaibrahim1793
    @duaaibrahim1793 Před 4 lety +53

    lmao Noel took the yu gi oh dm personal

  • @Henry.Vernon
    @Henry.Vernon Před 4 lety +325

    “I’m not into this rinse repeat bullshit”
    *has 11 episodes of Love Island*

    • @charliharris4003
      @charliharris4003 Před 4 lety +11

      And it’s not rinse repeat

    • @Henry.Vernon
      @Henry.Vernon Před 4 lety

      Guys I’m just roasting him. Love Island is fucking awesome

  • @reeseneedsanap8989
    @reeseneedsanap8989 Před 4 lety +40

    Nobody:
    Me: * pauses every story to read it before he disses it *

  • @averytruffelmen6230
    @averytruffelmen6230 Před 4 lety +43

    okay, but 90% of these are fake flexes and demonstrably immoral.

  • @AdamentalityWorld
    @AdamentalityWorld Před 4 lety +176

    “One time in 3rd grade I covered my whole class in poo then I had to wash them off by peeing on them...” will be in the next video from an unnamed psychopath

  • @MathiasGreenwalde
    @MathiasGreenwalde Před 4 lety +59

    "I dont think a whole room of art students could snort an entire skeleton" -Noel 2019

  • @cheri618
    @cheri618 Před 3 lety +17

    these dms made me realize how gross and borderline evil humans are.

  • @basicscorpio
    @basicscorpio Před 4 lety +86

    Someone needs to cut the part where he says "hot sister check" and use it on Tiktok to start a trend.

  • @klt5756
    @klt5756 Před 4 lety +85

    "patrick shwavy"

  • @alexander6998
    @alexander6998 Před 4 lety +73

    Man you look like Noel from Cody Ko’s channel

  • @grey6031
    @grey6031 Před 4 lety +19

    pausing and reading the ones you wouldnt read has ruined my morning.

  • @serinamikaylavlogs
    @serinamikaylavlogs Před 4 lety +14

    3:03 why is this a perfect Cody impression???

  • @Xelimations
    @Xelimations Před 4 lety +396

    Last time I was this early, my parents still loved eachother

  • @mai_hu_1530
    @mai_hu_1530 Před 4 lety +52

    Noel looking especially ethnically ambiguous today :)

  • @krissybee123
    @krissybee123 Před 4 lety +33

    ok but there's no way the one with the art students snorting someone's ashes can be true. cocaine and ashes aren't even close to being the same color.

    • @summers9052
      @summers9052 Před 4 lety +5

      and also coke sorta tastes a little like gasoline? like the drip has a very distinct taste. unless they’d never done coke before, they would definitely know

    • @ObeyLucifer
      @ObeyLucifer Před 2 lety +1

      I'm not even going to ask why you know what coke tastes like 🤨

    • @tropico5590
      @tropico5590 Před 2 lety +1

      @@ObeyLucifer because not everyone on the internet is a 12 year old, people using coke is not uncommon at all

    • @ObeyLucifer
      @ObeyLucifer Před 2 lety

      @@tropico5590 ok

  • @trinitydezire3507
    @trinitydezire3507 Před 4 lety +18

    “look i’m not a lawyer right? i’m just a guy on the internet”

  • @boiwatdahell
    @boiwatdahell Před 4 lety +177

    The 19 dislikes are the random ppl who don’t like the word “play” on noels t shirt

    • @vic_cresss
      @vic_cresss Před 4 lety +3

      Mo Phill
      Nah they don’t like the mini fake plant in the background

    • @boiwatdahell
      @boiwatdahell Před 4 lety +2

      Victoria xo
      dang u right, we got some fake photosynthesis haters out here

  • @thewinchester8996
    @thewinchester8996 Před 4 lety +46

    This man really out here looking like a combo pizza

  • @rayres1074
    @rayres1074 Před 2 lety +8

    For all the folks worried about the chick with the obsessive sick stalker, on Weird DMs 4 Noel says he contacted the girl and she will be getting legal protection and restraining order, so that's at least a little bit better.

  • @a.r5457
    @a.r5457 Před 4 lety +11

    Yoooo, the uncircumcised DM had me dying 💀💀💀

  • @lolaangel7359
    @lolaangel7359 Před 4 lety +683

    noel looks like egg

  • @JbonezPunkRock
    @JbonezPunkRock Před 4 lety +242

    Aye bruh, your shirt says play but all I see you playing with is my heart

  • @jessejensen6525
    @jessejensen6525 Před 4 lety +25

    “HOT SISTER CHECK” HAHAHAHA NOEL STOP IT

  • @MrsLK3
    @MrsLK3 Před 4 lety +151

    Love ya man but telling that girl she should leave the school is just terrible advise all around

    • @jahnaviraman5411
      @jahnaviraman5411 Před 4 lety +10

      Laura P glad i’m not the only one who thought that

    • @mctheplaywright
      @mctheplaywright Před 4 lety +29

      in the short term while trying to go through the process to get that guy fired or arrested I would personally get the fuck out for a bit. I would not want to be on campus with him there while actively trying to get him fired. So, I see where Noel is coming from.

    • @monke980
      @monke980 Před 3 lety +2

      It wasn't advice it was part of a joke based off his reaction to this insane story, he wasn't thinking to literally give his advice to this person in their serious situation -_- plus it isn't terrible advice all around, it's unfair but it's a good option, if i was being stalked like that i would definetely leave there for a while, while sorting out how to keep that fool away from me.

    • @MrsLK3
      @MrsLK3 Před 3 lety +3

      @@monke980 yeah ok sure and all women getting harassed at work should just quit each time while the dudes stay in the jobs they want making careers. That’s the lessons we teach girls by telling them the victim should be the one to step aside. Gotta stand your ground and not let yourself be pushed out

    • @monke980
      @monke980 Před 3 lety

      @@MrsLK3 you cant just apply the advice to every situation, you dont need to reside on campus while at college or university, but im not saying you have to, im saying its a smart move considering the circumstances, and you shouldnt have to, but again, smart move, also, it doesnt have to be a girl issue only, dont go out of your way to make it only a female problem. lastly im going to touch on "Gotta stand your ground and not let yourself be pushed out" yeah maybe if im getting bullied in middle school, im not trying to be a fucking anime protagonist and stand my ground against a real threat, im going to make the smart, safe move. and im not saying leave the school either, im saying find somewhere temporarily while you sort out things because they dont happen in like a day.

  • @kr0ll3x
    @kr0ll3x Před 4 lety +187

    This is just noel acting like he didnt already read them

    • @jr2090
      @jr2090 Před 4 lety +18

      Kr0ll3x Gaming yeah no shit how else would he have prepared the video

    • @kr0ll3x
      @kr0ll3x Před 4 lety +13

      @@jr2090 it still funny how he manages to give a genuine and real reaction lol

    • @angieemm
      @angieemm Před 4 lety +2

      @@jr2090 Assistant. He's big enough now where he doesn't have to pick this stuff out himself. (not necessarily a bad thing...)

    • @kr0ll3x
      @kr0ll3x Před 4 lety +1

      @@angieemm He said that he took screenshots of them, so no. no assistant

    • @kr0ll3x
      @kr0ll3x Před 4 lety

      @@angieemm And those are his dms

  • @MyLovebug96
    @MyLovebug96 Před 4 lety +172

    If that girl does get cut up and put in a shoe box I hope that clip of Noel is in her Netflix documentary

  • @shannonmarie8850
    @shannonmarie8850 Před 4 lety +12

    Patrick Shwavy
    pat-rick sh-wav-ee
    Adjective
    When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.
    “Kyle was so patrick shwavyed at the party”

  • @pillsburydoughh7491
    @pillsburydoughh7491 Před 4 lety +4

    I just love how this dude totally has those cool uncle/cousin vibes goin on. Like, it's so wholesome and just sweet that he seems like a completely genuine guy. Ily dude, keep doin what ur doin and keep up that chill vibe as always.