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Can I have 2 euro bro
Bruh
@@SnoppleWopple bruh
Bruh
@@fatterman138 bruh
“welcome to another video you *can* eat to” *first clip is literally cannibalism*
Was drinking my smoothie and literally almost threw up WHYYYY NOEL WHYYYY
I took my first bite of lunch as he said that 😩
Excatly its like a eat along
Should've seen this comment before clicking on this video while eating 👀
My Mac N cheese is physically crying rn
Noel: you can eat to this
Also Noel: *cannibalism *
LMAO
They were feasting tho, that shit looked good as fuck.
ty for the warning i literally just started the vid and am ab to eat some tofu w rice. i don’t wanna think about cannibals lmao
i mean they do be eating
@@jeffnamemy AYO POLICE THIS MAN OVER HERE
Noel: Let’s try looking up: man eats man”
Also Noel: “first one and we already have cannibalism”
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT NOEL
Do u fart?
@@joey_youtube am I like missing something or what?
@@worm9862 im asking her if she farts
@@joey_youtube why?
@@jamesvangoethem5738 he's a sniffer.
“He’s got Isaiah 3:16 in his bio”
Isaiah 3:16 - “The women of Zion are haughty, walking along with outstretched necks, flirting with their eyes, strutting along with swaying hips, with ornaments jingling on their ankles.”
Noel is onto something
That chapter goes on to God taking away their ornaments, scarves, headbands, turbans, and necklaces/jewelry. He made them bald, stink to high hell, and put scars across their faces as well.
Damn he was on point
@@Southernstereotype that's fucked up dawg
@@NATE-bz7mx it was a warning to Jerusalem by Isaiah, not something that actually happened. I worded it wrong, sorry
@@Southernstereotype i mean just sounds a lil judgy by isaiah and rude af of God to take their shit and make them smelly baldies, he just mad he ugly and so is big G, AND they physically can't lay pipe in this plane of existence anyways so why's they so bent????
"Sold out jesus for lunch money" has to be the coldest christian bar I have ever heard.
I wanna hear a Christian rap song with that bar in there
"Shit is real
When its time to eat a meal
I rob and steal
Cuz God ain't givin me shit
So for the bread and butta I'll leave Jesus in the gutta!" - Notorious G.O.D
@@lucian5389 BARS
I'm still fucking laughing at this because God is so accurate
@@lucian5389 this is my absolute favorite comment on youtube now :D
When she walks up to the podium as a pastor she just looks like an awkward new stand-up comedian
Jenni Lunn ACCURATE LMAOO
Alright new idea for Christian only fans though: HolyFans
They’d be showing collarbones and kneecaps and dick prints and shit 👀
Those exposed ankles boutta make me act up
@@astoldbynickgerr STOP, lolol!
And it’s just pictures of Jesus
They pay for Jesus fan fics
Noel: searches for cannibalism
Internet: gives him results for cannibalism
Noel: Surprise Pikachu Face
The way Noel slips in nordVPN gets smoother every time.
While Cody's get increasingly more awkward and apologetic 😂
That's what she said?
It's like he's unlocking his 17th chakra.
He does the same to my mom man and it's NOT FAIR
the frictionlessness is insane
Noel it's physically impossible to get you out of an R&B music video.
Unrelated but I love your pfp!!
The schuyler sisters!!
No way bro you and my grandma have the same name
noel: “you can put anything in there: a noun, an adjective and then a noun”
also noel, right after: *proceeds to put a noun a verb and a noun*
Lmfaoooo
Vero clever Vero
Honestly I understand where she's coming from. I used to wear skirts that never showed the knees and I never showed my shoulders never wore and makeup never cut my hair. All for the sake of not standing out or make men "tempted" I ended up getting harassed anyway so I said fuck it and now I'm wearing whatever I want like makeup, pants, sleeveless shirts, and I cut my hair.
-2 years later life update for whoever cares-
I'm now agnostic/atheist, got a gf, I figured out I'm nonbinary, almost committed die, and reached my teenage dirt bag phase in my 20's because of my lack of self-expression I was allowed to have during my teen years lol!
Yeah that shit's oppressive. It's not your fault if men can't keep their heads on their shoulders lmao
@@XxShadow101xX I know. The worst part is when I first wore a dress that should my knees my mom told me I was asking for attention and I'd get assaulted. It's gotten better now my dad still expresses disgust when ever I wear makeup.
GTFO with the male hate BS 😂 men are not out here looking for women's knees. There are bad people in the world period, stop trynna place the blame solely on men. It makes you look sexist AF
@@baconscoobysnacks3135 I don't hate men I was just explaining how the Christian community conditions women to believe they're responsible for men's morality if they aren't "modest" and how I got out of that dangerous way of thinking. When I was harassed I thought it was my fault I was asking myself "Was my skirt too tight?" "While I knew this person was I in any way indecent." I even talked to it with my dad and he said when women dressed modestly their imagination could run wild. That made me feel both scared and confused I didn't know what I was supposed to do there was no way out of my situation of feeling bad but then I told myself I wasn't responsible for anyone's morality no matter what I wore and went on a road of self discovery. Which I'm still on currently.
good for you gurl!!! 🥺😭
“Judas should feel bad cuz she sold her body for $100k while he sold Jesus for lunch money” 😤🤣😂 gosh it hurts to laugh
💀💀💀
i don’t want to let you out of the 90s rnb music video.
Turn on the fountain, fall down on your knees punching the air *perfection*
I have never ever liked a video before I watched at least a few mins of it. pretty cringe noel
Yeah I mean that sounds kinda dope
He looked soooooooo good😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@egglemon7065 Pretty cringe of you to take likes so seriously. All they do is help creators out
“you can eat during this one”
*shows a cannibal eating a person*
This shit was gold dog
oh my god hi guys 😎
kings you have phenomenal taste
When he said “get yo hands off the keyboard, FoCuS” that shit got me.
What is this, a cross-over episode??
uhh COLLAB ?!!
are we really gonna let noel get away with the fact that he called a verb an adjective
yeah, i mean i don’t really care, i understood him
yes leave the man alone
@@simonwilliams9285 Not that I can speak for everyone, but as a minority, I pay less attention to the mechanics of English grammar despite speaking it fluently as well.
@@AlexaLdz noel was born and brought up in canada and he's said before he's half-white. i understand that the comment would have been insensitive if it was directed at somone who doesn't speak english as their first language. i'm only making a light hearted joke and i'm fairly certain he wouldn't take offense to someone poking a little fun at him. i'm from a third world country myself and speak english as my third language; i know a vocab/grammar slip-up doesn't matter especially since what he was trying to say was clear.
@@thegajuar4459 lmaooo ok i was joking, not actually saying it could be racist. I know he’s from Canada, maybe I didn’t contextualize my comment as well as I thought I had.
It's cool that Noel and Cody's youtube cycles have synchronized. Nature is incredible.
Like periods ❤️
same editor
this comment notified me that cody uploaded, thank you king
their sponsors r almost there too lmao,, nord vs express
Couldn’t have said it better
Noel is a whole fucking saint for realizing I only watch yt while eating dinner after work and warning me when he's gonna make me barf. Thanks big dog.
You’re WEAK
So, how did the cannibalism in the first clip go for ya?
not sure anyone said this but a while back I came across the situation where the little girl woke up at her own funeral- what all the media outlets failed to say is that hours later she died again and the family had to go through that grief all over again. it was a horrific thing in the end. it’s crazy too bc the media didn’t report this until AFTER she died the second time but they conveniently left out the full story.
I keep forgetting somehow that Uncle Nole had hair once
noel with hair just looks weird now
I liked his curly hair rip we’re never gonna see it again
uncle nole LOL
“Yo that shit bussin respectfully, on god on god. SHEEEEEEEESH”
-every person on tiktok
I feel called out (edit: I have been saying on god for yrs)
Ong they are
ong?? fr fr ❓⁉️❗⁉️ no cap lmfao fr no cap??? I smell👃cap 🧢🧢 faxxxx
Every middle schooler right now
aave is just sooooooo trendy /j
“You can eat while watching this video”
Noel: man eating man
It scares me that Noel knows on the top of his head that Isaiah 3:16 is about women’s feet.
but its not. just googled it, its just says stuff about women walking like hoes or something lmao
@@rogerdalzell “16: Moreover the Lord saith, Because the daughters of Zion are haughty, and walk with stretched forth necks and wanton eyes, walking and mincing as they go, and making a tinkling with their feet:” It depends on which version of the Bible you are reading but they should be fairly similar. This is from the King James Bible which I believe is the most popular.
pressing the like is an unspoken thing between me and Noel
He doesn't have to ask for it anymore. It's just a look and then *wonky slush* it's done.
@@actionjackson3522 wocky
You ever eat poop?
@@romanfrancis4133 no but thanks for asking
@@K1Ck8 he didn't ask you
why do I find those ‘slush’ censors so funny lol
Wocky slush
@@tobiogunsina8426 that thang bleedin P
Was that a deelee reference or did it come from somewhere else?
I love Noel, but I fucking hate that saying.
I look forward to them every video
Her: I make 30,000-100,000 a month
Me, also a queer woman youth pastor in training who got it popping and looming student debt: Lord if this is a sign
get that bread sis 👀
No, not all sins are forgiven
Get the wood polish for those beads...
@@michaelpesta2148 yes they are, cause there’s no god
@@michaelpesta2148 Yes they are because god is an all forgiving being despite peoples flaws. If we as humans aren't what god wanted us to be that's on him for allowing us to get to this point in evolution.
"Satan whispering doubts in our mind"
"-To becoming an adult model"
I'd say it was a success for satan.
a success for everybody 😌
@@fiandrafulchiati4901 go touch grass, and reality for that matter.
@@WaywardVector gettin real mad on a video about a sexy pastor there bud
you said it lol
Okay but the lighting in the beginning was immaculate
"Sun in someone's face? MUST BE GOOD LIGHTING""
@@unknown_user8449 it looked cool, get over yourself
@@unknown_user8449 dang I disagree, but if that's how u feel that's cool too
it was giving britney spears’ I’m a Slave 4 U
"noun adjective noun"
"Man eats man"
Checks out
Same thing
Why is this comment so underrated when Noel himself replied to it?
grammatix
@@thenoelmiller oh hey famous internet sensation and artist Noel Miller who has been featured on the Cody Ko youtube channel many times. How are you doing?
Yo! The guy in the stripper pastor section is the guy taking over Overwatch since Jeff Kaplan left. I have no idea what to do with this information and now neither do you :)
Right? I was watching the overwatch PvP update, then this popped up; wtf even dude
you're right 😭 I even went and watched the original video to make sure it's literally him, what do I do now I'm panicking
The original video lists him as her neighbor/friend but why do a boudoir shoot at your friend's house??
I knew i wasnt the only one who noticed
@@Hawarka what why?
I appreciate Noel jumping on that you can be a good person and a sex worker and your job doesn’t make you a bad person. That dude was hella condescending and shady like “underneath all that she’s a good person” like bruh, WITH all that she’s a good person. Period
I think he meant that underneath the sensationalist headline is a real person. irl me he’s saying it’s easy to overlook the emotional events that would go into moving from one extreme to another like that
She can be a good person for sure. A good person chasing easy money
@@baconscoobysnacks3135 the horror.
@@baconscoobysnacks3135 oh cry more.
@@baconscoobysnacks3135 On a previous thread you were complaining about "man hate" but I think this comment is a much better representation of your concerns.
Crazy how Tarantino inspired a whole new generation of directors with foot fetish what a legend
I hate-love this comment LMAO 😭
a modern day Shakespeare
That title is both incredibly disturbing and incredibly amazing.
@@ScottThePisces pastor turned crossbow murderer
Girl Defined gone wild
@@emilal I TOOK A U TURN to murder someone
disturbing?
@@anyalaASMR ik I’m also confused
"pastor becomes stripper" "Oh wow lets hear about this" listens to backstory "Oh so not really a shocking transition after all, got it!"
*Noel:* “he got Isaiah 3:16 in his bio”
*Isaiah 3:16:* “The Lord says, “The women of Zion are haughty, walking along with outstretched necks, flirting with their eyes, strutting along with swaying hips, with ornaments jingling on their ankles.”
*Noel...*
"Lord have mercy I'm about to bust"
What a nice way to start the video 😂😂
And end one too.
1:55 this story actually got me infuriated he was HARASSING them for weeks to make tiktoks and had fled to Florida only to get arrested again for being fucking stupid
I came to this video from Creep Show Arts video on him released today. The killer's girlfriend was recording the whole thing for views. It never got uploaded, and hopefully with video evidence of the murder he gets put away for a very long time.
@@333SarahBeth me too lol
@@333SarahBeth I did not come to Noel’s video from Shannon but I def watched it before this haha
it’s so sad
@@333SarahBeth this comment didn't age well at all considering how trash Creepshowart is
watching this in an airport without nordvpn is making me feel very attacked
Homegirl is just expressing herself with what God gave her. That turned wholesome in the end. As much as "stripper pastor" can!
I respect her hustle so much oh my GOD 30-100k a month?!? I was expecting her to say yearly I had to pause the video and just take a short walk
You underestimate the power of *HORNY SIMPS*
like girls getting to the bag can't do nothing but applaud her
Same like gawd damn, who making so much dough to say "hey let spend on some girl i met online"......i guess its probably cheaper than getting a actual girlfriend and they wont even do the thing these strippers do.
Shhhh I’m trying to get my degree and not drop out
Lol I bet you she doesn’t pay taxes though 😂
HE’S BACK FROM HAWAII AND HE’S ABOUT TO BUSSSSTTTTTT!!!
I heard he's going to sawcon.
@@D-Man_Jam imagine if he saw malone brown
@@ellepatterson Sawcon Joe Mama Ligma.
@@D-Man_Jam ligma ?
who the hell is steve jobs
7:20 I’m fucking dying bc Isaiah 3 : 16 is just “The Lord says,
“The women of Zion are haughty,
walking along with outstretched necks,
flirting with their eyes,
strutting along with swaying hips,
with ornaments jingling on their ankles.”
Noel: Welcome to another video that you CAN eat to
Noel’s first time viewers: ❓❓❓
I had a youth pastor... he accidentally stabbed me w a pencil back in the day. A literal pencil- I had to get surgery on my palm lol
jesus role play
@@adriiiiii9098 thank you for your contribution to the comment section
@@adriiiiii9098 that made me smile
@@adriiiiii9098 everyone liked that.
@@adriiiiii9098 i love you no homo
Why are Noel's transitions to sponsorships so clean and actually amusing
Did you ever watch or listen to the JennaJulien podcast? Julien is the king of ad transitions.
Edit: "kind" to "king"
Same with Mista GG
His transitions to ads are unmatched
Are we totally gonna glance over the fact that the guy the pastor went to see is the new Overwatch director Aaron Keller ?
I saw him opening the door and went "wait is that Aaron Keller" and later it fully was just him. They gave literally no explanation as to what his relationship was with her, or why he's there
dude I WAS LEGIT TRIPPING! I was really doubting whether or not that was him, BUT IT WAS WTFF LMAOO
IS THAT ACTUALLY HIM
apparently they're neighbors
Noel : “Welcome to another video that you CAN eat to”
Noel 34 seconds later : “CZcams show me a man eating a man”
Me with a mouth full of orange chicken : 🥲
👁🐔👁
Noel doing his best “Wrong Side Of CZcams”impression
Damn I just commented this lol, rip cow chop
@@tycrabapple9282 one of my favorite gems on this hell scape of a site
@@loganknox7 yep, I constantly watched cow chop and funhaus. I still watch funhaus, but it's definitely not the same in good ways and bad
damn james and aleks was so much of what i watched years ago. between cow chop and the creatures i watched so much of that shit!
PRAYING (no pun intended) that search bar roulette becomes a series
Man Noel's voice and general presence is so.... sick, for lack of a better term. I could fuck to him talking about literally anything lol
I was just thinking he's always hot but something about this vid hits different
8:00 Woah, thats the lead overwatch developer Aaron Keller! I did not expect to see him in this video lol
“To becoming a successful- SKINTIMATE RASBERRY RAZOR” that ad popped up at a wonderful time.
Better than mine... Maple leaf all meat hotdogs
Kraft mac n cheese...
Noel:You can eat to this video
Also Noel: Shows a man eating a man👁👄👁
It honestly made me hungrier
Made me remember I need prep my dinner soon
@@AJ-pu9jq uh what?
@@AJ-pu9jq ayo?
@@radkouse1of1 I said what I said
1:29 "Need something?"
5:45 you’re thinking of surrogates my guy.
The husband is Aaron Keller the director of Overwatch, had to take a walk when I recognised him
Wtf! As if
Are they married? She showed up to his house with a suitcase. I was confused ab the nature of their relationship lol
Yea this video would be the last place I'd expect to see him in
I thought I was going crazy for a sec, had to pull up google images when I saw him
@@heyyitsjude I thought she said she was gay
i love how close noel holds the mic to his mouth bc it’s like he’s speaking directly into my cochlea
The baby who woke up at the funeral died for reals soon after. People seem to think she just woke up and was fine but that's not the case. It's not a feelgood story
Even if she would've survived. I would imagine how horrible of an impact that would be on her life- with the amount of brain damage. Poor baby I hope she was okay in her last moments ❤️🖤
Her actions might have the same equivalent as Jesus saying “let the one with no sins throw the first rock”.
The fact that Noel had to put on the jeans that are his nightmare to film the saw scene is pure dedication
No no that's from another video xD that's the dre Drexler video
Poor girl was forced to wear jeans
I think the worst part of the TikTok murder search is that he wasn’t the killer I was thinking of meaning there’s multiple TikTok murderers
Same I was thinking of the girl who killed her sister 🧍
HUH?? im so glad i never downloaded tiktok 😭 wtf is going on there??
@@Mar-xs3hg that’s the one I was thinking of too
I was thinking of the one who killed her parents
@@PequenoGiant HOW MANY FUCKING TIKTOK MURDERS HAS THERE BEEN???? 😭
Lady makes more in a month than I make the entire year as a tax preparer bruh
dancing in 511s when it’s 90° is literally vans warped tour (rip). and yeah, it was pretty much torture.
The amount of joy I get when Noel uploads is ridiculous
cody AND noel upload today ? dayum we eating good 😼😼😼
😈😈
I'm a fatman
@@joeharris4119 hey fartman
@@yvngsunburn3329 no it's a reference to their song
@@joeharris4119 I know, Joe
@10:23 I think pastor’s already do that Noel LMAOOOOO
WOAH WOAH WOAH, was truly not expecting to see Aaron the lead game developer of Overwatch make a random appearance in the last 2 minutes of this video...
noel after frying my brain from that AP us history exam is the move rn
LITERALLY LMAO
they moved ours to summer
AP chem for me today mate lmao
alert 15 year old, alert
OrubeniPug apush is a junior course: 16-17
that lighting was just god dropping by
The fact that I was eating when he said you can eat to this made the video so much better
I do love watching Noel workshop his stand-up bits.
Isaiah 3:16 - The LORD says, "The women of Zion are haughty, walking along with outstretched necks, flirting with their eyes, strutting along with swaying hips, with ornaments jingling on their ankles.
Noel doing his research for his jokes
this fool said Judas got lunch money IM WEAK AFFFF🤣😭😂💀💀
I love how as soon as I was like “huh maybe I should peep the OF” Noel cuts to him and knows! 💀
His videos recently have been SO GOOD. So happy for my boy
I like how Cody and Noel advertised two different vpns on videos they released on the same day.
She pulled a reverse Mary Magdalene.
You know that sponsor Segway was so good I'm not even mad I'll watch the ad this one time 😂
Damn this is a great format, I love the switch up
K but her story is actually wholesome af? Didn't expect to feel so much sympathy for her like sis deserves the blessings coming her way
?
wholesome? Blessings? Girl, do you know how God works?
@@EGM369 yikes you the reason why she left the church lol
@@Sarah-zs2ed
It has nothing to do with church...it has to do with indulging in sins of the flesh.....
@@stephaanbishop1 chill its the internet we're joking chile
I like how Noel gives us warning about not eating to a video and eating to it.
“Welcome to a video you can eat to!”
*immediately shows video of cannibalism*
He’s just the funniest person so effortlessly it’s mind blowing.
she’s the final evolution of a Girl Boss
don't stay in that 90s rnb video for too long, you might get peed on
Cursed shower
😭😭😭 nooo
But he might like it
Oh your a Pisces too?
The golden shower
Bro the “Stop. Stop. Get your hands off the keys.” Had me dying
Yo that dude in the pastor turned stripper video is the new game director of overwatch wtf
DUDE I THOUGHT I WAS TRIPPIN
That Judas comment had me CRYING
POV: you’re here cause the title sounds like Noel had a stroke
8:15 you’re right, my pastor Sally is in her late 60s but i just know shes busting down when shes not making apple cider cookies for youth group
0:40 that's a verb, king
Noel: “this video you can eat to”
Noel: *precedes to show us a Cannibal*
"You can eat to this" as i can barely hear the video over my crunchy ass chip chewing
I love this concept and i can’t wait for more
This was a great vid Noel. Laughed so hard!
U could tell noels main objective was to get to the stripper video bc he spent no time on the other videos-😭
Why do others need to tell this when Noel himself kept it as the title? 😂
@Bunny Doyoung my bias is namjoon and my bias wrecker is yoongi😖
i'm genuinely so happy for this lady, she seems so happy and i was really glad for noel's reaction as well, not shaming her but being encouraging instead!
She belongs to the streets
You gotta jerk it to something
@@YoungAsznee leave small man
@@levever2637 why tho
@Highlander
nah she belongs in that expensive-ass fancy house she bought
It’s like he knows I’m eating every time I watch these.