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00:00 - Intro
00:56 - Prime Hydration (KSI and Logan Paul)
02:42 - Mish Mash Cereal (Good Mythical Morning)
04:26 - Sidemen+
05:15 - Stick Darts (Dude Perfect)
06:40 - RFLCT Cream (Valkyrae)
08:28 - Childish Energy (TGFBRO)
09:45 - Beast Burger (MrBeast)
11:50 - Fruit Blox (Unspeakable)
13:23 - Ninja Adidas (Ninja)
14:45 - JerryRig Razor (Jerry Rig)
16:36 - Curiosity Box (VSauce)
17:40 - Coffee (Emma Chamberlain, Jacksepticeye, Heath&Zane, and James Hoffman)
20:56 - Sour Strips (Ryan Trahan)
21:40 - David's Perfume (David Dobrik)
22:27 - Crunch Labs (Mark Rober)
23:55 - Feastables Chocolate (MrBeast)
26:41 - XIX Vodka (Sidemen)
28:27 - Studio Candle (Marques Brownlee)
30:00 - Jojo Siwa Video Game
31:32 - Grog (Cold Ones)
32:17 - Myna (Pokimane)
33:23 - LTT Screwdriver (Linus Tech Tips)
34:17 - 1UP Sour Challenge (FaZe Rug)
35:31 - NOTWOWAYS (Callux)
36:41 - Spark Cards (Yes Theory)
37:32 - Berry Hot Drop Makeup (LoserFruit)
38:42 - Babish Cookware (Binging with Babish)
41:17 - Fragrance One (Jeremy Fragrance)
43:01 - Happy Dad Seltzer (Nelk Boys)
44:28 - Secret Agent Mystery Case (RyanToysReview)
46:55 - Jeff's Barbershop (Jeff Wittek)
48:03 - Scott the Woz Monopoly
49:20 - Hot Ones Hot Sauces
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Edited by âš / doplex
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Negawatt
Can I get a HOT-DOG Merch Bousss?
Grog beast burger when?
Beast bar grog flavor
Do it please
Glad I didn't have to take my grade personally. Thanks for checking out the driver. We've got tons more stuff for next time you guys do this. Just hit me up! -LS
Why is this comment so low đł
I think a bottle review for grogs should be next xD
Linus tip
@@76Arfa Because it was uploaded 2 hours ago
Linus, go to the cold ones podcast
Shoutout Darcy for putting in the work behind the scenes and finding all the stuff
He is a goat for that
Plus his acting as the Beast Burger was perfection
And shaving the chocolate
and making the pokimane cookies
Itâs his job brotha. He gets paid to do all that stuff. What a dope job that would be though
i love that darcy was just a dude that appeared in fairbairnfilms sometimes and now he works for these two crackheads
Thank you, I couldn't remember where I'd seen him before
I really wanna know how that happened đ
â@@c4gob00mI think the fairburn boys are friends with Max and Chad
OH THATS WERE I SAW HIM
âLachlan said that Max and Chad approached them and asked for permission to hire Darcy away as a producer, which they obviously did not object to.
"it doesn't hold a candle to side+."
"hold a candle to side+?"
"yes please."
The constant drop of side plus was justified
We all know it shouldâve been F
i mean TO BE FAIR, if youre not a fan of sidemen youre not gonna like it, but being someone whos watched them for 10+ years, side+ is acc so damn good. its just more content for less price of a netflix subscription
@@junglistmassive9883bros doing tricks on it
â@@junglistmassive9883 yeah content that could he put on a second channel. Nowhere near the quality you should be paying for like that.
@@pwnzlikeme Its the same content people put on patreon, its just behind the scenes uncensored videos
"any CZcamsrs below C, take it personally" is the perfect way to end the video lmao
Fine I'll comment on your comment
@@teathegamer646Fine, ill comment on your comment commenting
i love your cat pfp
@@teathegamer646 alright youâve twisted my arm, comment on your comment comment
Fine I will comment your comments comment. @teathegamer646
I work in IT and unironically use the LTT screwdriver daily. The screwdriver and William Osmand Cate Warehouse merch is the only YT merch I have ever bought in my life.
my boss got me the screwdriver. Its been good
My understanding is that LTT screwdriver is genuinely pretty good product, but somewhat expensive. There seems to be one or two better quality screwdrivers on the market for lower price, but LTT one has few its own good features. Price is one thing, you could look at it as essentially support for content creators (and it's common place for content creators merch to be expensive). LTT screwdriver disadvantages seems to be problems with durability of bit holders (they sometimes break when you drop the screwdriver) and bits non-standard sizes.
@@Volodymyr.Yermakov Mine replaced my snapon screwdriver, which bit holder exploded when I dropped it once. I got a new Snapon but I still prefer the LTT
The selling point for me was how good the magnet was for the price. Haven't had it drop a screw yet.
i couldve sworn linus made an electric screwdriver
the gradual descent of side+ is the backbone of this video
Putting Prime in F tier and calling it CRIME is the PERFECT WAY to start this tier list đ
They ainât even lying
â@@ShroomyDI bought some on sale and except the white one which is somehow ok all the others sucked azz.
just tastes like a shit ton of fake sugar
I have no idea why people like prime it dries my mouth out
No, perfect would be putting it in C for Crime. DERRHHHHHH DUHHHH
A simple minded as it might sound, having the tier list as a shelf and putting the actual item on the shelf is a really, really nice touch to the tier list format.
â@Filioquist you look like an escaped mental patient
@Filioquistdont go to sleep
You dont want to know what happens when you go to sleep
@@ydgjoei went to sleep once, havent done it since
Why are people so easily impressed these days?!
Fun fact, Prime is just starting to sell in mexico and you would have to work 2 hours at minimum wage to afford one bottle
Cuanto cuesta?
â@@zeri38892 hours of your life
poor
@@ChelseaFX66 I mean when they released in europe you'd have to work around a hour at a minimum standard rate to buy one
while every other country has them on the clearance rack because they won't sell.
I have an Aussie girlfriend now can I come out and relapse with yâall??
classic Jeff
Who are you?
My nama Jeff ?
no no, what's your name?
NO JEFF (but go on the show pls)
Honestly, Scott and Darcie feel just as important to Cold Ones as Max & Chad are. Like most of the recent episodes have them featured almost the same if not sometimes more than Max & Chad. The 4 really work great together
Too bad he got fired Iâll miss him
@@Sbsbsbssbsbsbsbsbsbwdym lmao
â@@Sbsbsbssbsbsbsbsbsb cap
@@Sbsbsbssbsbsbsbsbsbwait what ????
fired shortly after filming
Prime being first and killing them, while Hot ones at the end had almost no effect, is just fucking hilarious.
If i had to choose between hot wings and rat poison, i would just pick hot wings
â@@Pr0blum_ i would feel bad for the rats, that shit being your last drink before dying
WHERE IS OOMPAVILEâs SOURBOYS!!!?????
Wow, Oompaville starts his own candy factory and puts tons of personal effort into Sourboyz to not even be in the vid. What a crime
Are they even sold yet? Last time I checked the site was like broken
@@commiedog425 They run out of stock super fast, ive been ordering for awhile now, just gotta get lucky
@@commiedog425 they been selling for a while
â @@commiedog425YesâŠtheyâve been selling for a while now
Darcy is such a good fit as the producer of this show!! Already having the S+ tier was great xD
Honestly yea heâs brought the show to new heights.
Give it up for Darcy, ladies and gentlemen đđđ
â@@ebrzyyI like that good pun mate
Yeh he is pretty much responsible for organising everything, genuine mvp i hope they pay him alot. Planned out the entire william creek video too
I don't like it. I just wanna see them destroy their livers and say funny shit. Don't care for all the fancy stuff
Almost an hour long cold ones?? We drinking good tonight boys
Imagine how long that uncut Patreon video is
awesome
you don't earn sustenance from people posting videos on media website. the fuck?
yeah, 20min in and shit faced. Cause they useally around that lenght xd
â@@TRVPHAUS My N word, it is a drinking GAME, drink along with and try not to die, cheers BROTHA
Oompavilleâs Sour Boys are great and deserve a spot on here. Would love to see another one of these
They forgot oompavilleâs candy
Yeah they did đź
Fr
Probably couldn't get any cuz he's always sold out lol
He fell off
Side + slowly moving down over the course of the video was perfect lmao
âDarcie, can you take the Side + and.. leave it where it isâ was the best part :â)
I thought they were crazy putting it in B, but it all worked out đ
It doesnt even really make sense. If you don't like the sidemen then sure, but thats the same for everything. If you don't like or need any of these products they are automatically low.
I would never get it, for me it's lower. But i have a family member who gets it and watches them, and I was surprised how much content was on there. A lot of exclusive series, uncut and uncensored content etc. When all they said was vlogs that is definitely not true (unless something has changed in about a month and a half since they showed me what it was about).
@@wyterabitt2149 I mean all of that could've been free on their CZcams channel, it's not like they don't make enough money as is.
@@wyterabitt2149so is it just a streaming service? Idk how much it is or how much content is on it but that is what would determine its value to me
The fact that those ninja shoes were released in adult sizes is crazy
They targeted the most developed mentally disabled people with that one.
@@arclite95 I understand that it's jokes but Ninja actually has a pretty wide demographic. As someone who watches him, I've seen people as old as like 60 in his streams. Plus back when he was family friendly he had a lot of dads that watched him with their kids.
Totally missed out on Oompaville's SourBoys sour strip candy.
Love how they did the POWA tonsil stone reference to Jeremy Fragrance lmao thats the only reason why i know who Jeremy is đđ
I really appreciate Chad being serious about cooking. He was so right about the Wok not being seasoned right.
when you're fat it's in your best interest to cook well. good on him
Its a bit dodgy to market a pan as non stick, when you have to season the pan yourself to make it stick proof.
@@TomMccarthy-bp7yp It isn't labeled as non stick on amazon and Babish's official website, and it's not uncommon for carbon steel pans to say they are non stick after proper seasoning.
Dudes woke on teflon. Big UPS respekt
@@DabuDaveJesus Christ dude
Them respecting Rhett and link and being sad they didn't like it more was so funny and also cute
Probably would've been pushed lower if they knew it was $10 for a tiny box.
@@WowCreativeUsername wasn't it $20 at launch though? i remember most fans giving the cereal a huge distain for its absurd pricing.
@@JeskidoYT Oh god really? Geeze. I just went by current price which is still bs.
Glad to see big CZcamsrs not shilling the battery acid energy drink.
Ily boys!
Chad being genuinely interested and fascinated by Ryan's mystery box made me laugh more than expectedđ
Autism shined through
Tbf I would have been stoked if I got that as a kid
He's so into it đ
Honestly though, no replayability
@@jakeklic If it can all be resealed though, kids could probably have fun using it as a secret container or something.
the amount of effort Darcy and the production team puts into this is criminal. I love that they had an S+ tier ready for Grog lmao
I grew up watching you guys since joji used to be frank, now I'm legally drunk watching this and it makes me reminisce on the good ol' days, I'm glad your guy's raunchieness has stayed the same and I wish the best to anyone reading this
I don't know why, but reading the Feastables fun fact made me bust laughing. Just straight to the point.
Chad being good at cooking was genuinely wholesome af.
He used to be a chef I think he said years ago
Chef big dog
Watch their video âTrying as seen on tv cooking gadgetsâ! His talent shines evermore!
Heâs shown quite a few times heâs a pretty good chef
My name Chef.
40:14 Kinda wholesome how Chad just cooks eggs for everyone
He's a big little chef
Fat guys can cook trust me I am one
chad is such a wholesome chungus, and didnt get banned off twitch for screaming the hard r n word out the window of a car
@@bananabames8184 i accept chad as a wholesome reddit chungus despite his mistakes and flaws
@@bananabames8184 love chad even more now, thanks!
I was wondering when someone would actually make an honest taste test of Feastables. I tried it and it was so disgusting.
Max drinking from a 2 liter milk bottle gave me nostalgia
Good on Chad for keeping Max in line when the peanuts came in to play lmao
def could have cracked the box at the end of the vid
36:18 "I'm only here to pick up a cupcake" ass walk
bro video came out 6 minutes ago how tf you already at that time stamp
@flaggboi please tell me what speed you watch these videos at to make those time stamps
@@ryan19 yall fell off only real mfers watch videos at twice the speed B-)
@@flaggboiThose numbers still don't add up, you commented 5 mins after upload
That is FOUL.
I've only ever bought one CZcamsr product and it was the LTT screwdriver, it's expensive but I didn't have any screwdriver bit sets at home and it sure does the job well, if you're going to piss some money away make sure it's a product you can actually get use out of.
Max's commitment to the bit is impressive as hell. No hesitation, just straight munching an entire raw egg, shell and all.
>I like my women like I like my coffee
>I dont like coffee, Im gay
Just the other day I said: I like my coffee like I like my men.
As women
@@SteampunkHorse I like my women like I like my coffee, without a penis.
â@@SteampunkHorse what tf would woman coffee even be
@@js8qp2pwisos iced coffee? Iâm not too sure
Such a stupid joke and yet I laughed out loud when he said that lmao
26:40 "I don't want crohn's" is wild đ
The Chef DVD was a callback to the Hair Cake video- the best thing Max has done.
Cold Ones and these types of video are probably my number 1 favorite youtube videos
Darcy has been unironically one the best additions to the cold ones channel
I miss that one hot woman
@@juhis5936Cruiser?
@@SteampunkHorse yeah that one, she was hot
@@juhis5936 I miss her too :)
man, props to the cold ones editor. they make everything 10x more entertaining.
praise God
@@mingiweirddays11đ
Hands down has to be one of my most favorite Cold Ones video!
3:10 Chris Chan doodle jumpscare
Noticed you guys didn't try SuperMega brand sounding rods...
Not very Christian of you megasuper
Canât blame them they werenât thick enough to really feel it
b tier no offense
Hey super mega
Iâve been waiting for my âsuper mega signed sounding rod kitâ for a while now, but every time I call customer service, they look at the sounding rod size I ordered and just laugh until I hang up
For anyone confused, do yourself a favor and don't look up sounding rods.
36:36
Darcy: "This shit smells good"
Chad: "Max just had those on his feet"
Darcy: ":D"
Darcy hella cute
@@darshil2317 darcy smash
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oompavilles candy is SO goooood. a crime its not on here
Seriously Feastables are so overhyped by MrBeast and they are so mid, while being expensive af - And Crime is spot on
Edit - I donât know what Feastables costs in the rest of the world but Where Iâm from it costs around $3,64 for 60g which is a freakin joke, for $3 youâre able to get 200g of Marabou original or with daim, oreo or whatever in it, Iâm not sure who Mrbeast is actually trying to sell chocolate to anymore
Taste like old shoe while having the mouth feel of playdoh.
I knew that test was bullshit, no way it was better than Lindt lol
I like Mr beast enough but I would not eat that chocolate ever again it was garbage
Tastes like hersheys, tho the pb ones aren't bad, tastes like reeses
Chad being legitimately responsible and concerned with the peanut products is so weird. Like hes not even taking the piss and is actually being careful.
What in the role reversal.
Itâs because with peanuts the air is easily contaminated and just breathing it can cause death to those allergic, any other food allergy doesnât do this unless itâs consumed đ
Yea i didn't know he cared about people lol
Oompaville building a whole ass candy factory like Willy Wonka just to not be in featured in this video is diabolical
Yeah what the heck. I think this is the 3rd video I've seen like this where he was left out. Dudes put so much work into it.
@@EDDAHLEN plus its really good candy, like you only buy feastables because you like Mr. beast not because its the best chocolate out there. Ive never had sour strips as good as sour boys.
I might be because he sells out incredibly quickly, everytime he has a batch ready.
He said so himself that it sells out within 24 hours or so
A meth head once said who even is a fan of oompaville rip twomad
â@@rizwanmammu7596 ok so basically, im driving
Faze rug literally just stole this idea
Bro fr
That Jojo Siwa game is basically the Doritos obstacle course game that came out for Xbox 360. Also for some reason it reminds me of the Burger King games from like 2008.
Chads speech at the end about all the ranks is great. My respect for chad has gone up exponentially
it makes sense tho, they ranked the products like that for a reason
@@Jay.Miata77 indeed
I mean, that's what they had to go through to get Grog up to a standard where they were happy to release it, and now it's a mainstream alcohol choice sold in stores, at least in AUS.
He's 100% right, they know what it takes to make a successful product that has legs, and isn't just reliant on the CZcamsr's brand and fame before fizzling out because it's actually a terrible product.
chad just casually cooking mid vid is such gold
nah man chad cooks only best videas
The subtle I think you should leave references are hilarious
Pretty sure the prime drinks have a lawsuit rn because of carcinogenic chemicals being in them..
Maxâs ability to eat raw egg never ceases to amaze me
Same. I'm like yep I'd have puked lol. Might as well catch that tonsil stone in his mouth lmfao
bro ate vomit and hair cake and you think raw egg is crossing some sort of line?
â@@ta-rex104ahh, the good ole days
He draws the line at meat but raw eggs, vomit, hair and any number of mysterious inedible substances are fair game.
Raw eggs aren't even that bad man. It can have health benefits if eaten raw. Well a certain type of egg like a very small one.
these editors are actually so good and add so much more humor to the videos 9/10
The yakuza 0 substory ost in the bg makes chad and maxâs shenanigans whole
The editing is at least half the reason anything is good or bad. Editing can really add or subtract a LOT.
I rate it 9/11
I believe you forgot one
I will never get the image of you all playing twister out of my head.
Max's throw away line of "if you can shave a cucumber you can shave a wrench" is S+ Tier
What does that mean?
@@SteampunkHorseitâs from the movie dodgeball
âIf you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ballâ
@@Awe391 oh cool thank you!
On today's episode of Cold Ones, Max and Chad consume even more forever chemicals than usual
Real
Lol đ
30:33 I almost cried laughing when yall got Mario galaxy to come over it then her scream đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
ok, an episode when u rate all the youtuber clothes would be even better, since coolshirtz is so good
" any youtuber below C, take it personally" bro ive got tears rolling down my face from laughing so hard
LAWL ECKS DEE
honestly so pleasantly surprised at the quality of the ryanâs toy world box. super creative and well made, i woulda loved that as a kid
I FUCKING FINISHED THIS AND DID NOT EVEN NOTICED THAT IT WAS 1 HR LONG IS A MYSTERY
"the beans came whole so that might have affected their quality"
*screams in coffee*
They didn't specify how they ground it or how long
Yeah they totally fucked up the coffee, you could tell just by looking. I've had square mile several times and it's good coffee.
Chad actually being worried for Silas is smtn I thought I would never see
Donât be fooled it wasnât concern for Silas, it was concern for a workers comp claim đ
honestly seemed very forced and autistic
What will win:
25 years of unwavering heterosexuality vs One 5 second clip of Scott running his hands through his hair while looking at the camera.
This comment goes in S Tier
scot..
Bro?
GAEE
Darcy has yet another flawless inspirational performance
As someone with crohnâs, Chad saying âno..cause i donât want crohnâsâ to suckin jimmyâs little beast was funny as hell
This editor deserves an Oscar this year. Absolutely blows away every single other editor online.
33:46 They should absolutely do PC building competition between Max and Chad
with ltt as judge live with them
Max would totally just hulk smash the components tho
they are just gonna spill beer all over it man
@@lorentz7925 Nah he'd eat the parts
Linus on cold ones
Hearing Jet Set Radio Future music for a minute was a good inclusion lol
Loving the Side+ fall arc
Those Dude Perfect stick darts are just repackaged suction cups toys that the lady who did my autism test had in her office.
Results for the boys: inconclusive.
Lol đ
âWhen are you going to release the Japan vlogsâ
âThis is good itâs like a mild or Buffaloâ
Mf weâre never getting the Japan vlogs :(
:(
wow!!! Darcyyyyyy I only know him as every hidden character from fairbairn! so nice to see him !
Gotta respect Max and Chad being hella consistent this month alone
They fell off, bruh
â@@JuvenileStacksyou fell off, bruh
@@uncreated2400 my dick fell off bruh
I have squaids
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The editing makes these videos next level đ
Nah cuz when chad said cereal is a midnight snack i be eating cereal at two am for no reason
Shoutout to Darcy for getting all the Prime flavors only for Chad and Max to hate them
Whenever i see âcold ones uploaded a new video 1 hour agoâ in my notifications my whole day genuinely gets better, i love this channel so much, i really appreciate the high production and amount of time it takes to make these videos, its completely worth it
Im jus realising this looks like such a bot ass comment help
â@@Benjimuz beep boop
@@wriggler5535 holy fart
As an American, these chaps are pure comedy. Shouts out to Darcy for hosting.
16:46
They definitely had flashbacks to the 'cake' video.
14:08 The faint Ninja rage in the background, so good.
Holy shit how did I miss that
Darcy always being two steps ahead of the boys never fails to make me laugh
Prime by itself is way too sweet, but prime as a mixer is goated I canât lie.
The milk brings back filthy frank memories lol
For the coffee section, Square Mile (James Hoffmann) is also lightly roasted. Cold brew usually extracts way less than normal brews and light roasts are way harder to extract properly, so that's likely why it tasted watery.
yea i know hoffman by name mostly but i assume he knows what he's doing
Also the fact that Red Brick was made to be used in an espresso machine rather that used with a filter, which could've had a big impact.
and darcy couldn't properly grind it, and the taste should be acidic maybe that's why they don't enjoy them
@@Repsyzz Grind doesn't really matter for cold brew. Otherwise definitely.
@@BlueDragon1504 grind size always matter, more fine more surface area more extraction.
OMG that quick "CHICKEN BUUUUURGA" from max was hilarious
âDonât use a bunch of *Yes people* to test your productsâ Thatâs a really good advice
the best part about cold ones is every video they come in with a new obscure inside joke
Seeing zero of these CZcamsrs in the comment section is actually worrying lmao
their salty not being in S tier
Give it time, lots of people make these types of vids so doubt most CZcamsrs care to watch them all
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