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Best birthday present
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“that is such a fucked up thing to give a sober man” describes tequila perfectly
that end was hilarious,
@@thomaschexmix643 wtf bro id keep that to myself there is no statute of lamititons for mruder
@@JO-ih7uc bro his name is Thomas Chexmix
😂😂😂
And a woman 😂
Chad won't drink a flea drunk, but he will eat a fly sober.
_The Duality of Man_
maybe bro learned his lesson? prob not
He also will eat glue sober
They're probably fruit flies they are attracted to anything fermented.
I don't think he was sober when he ate that fly lol at least stoned
Chad resorting to 'blue nose' as one of 3 blue things in existence is one of the funniest moments in cold ones history to me.
It was a very well known ship at one point, it’s still on the Canadian dime today
The cold ones crew are all legend
Max is clever and engaging
Chad is charming and warm
Darcy
Scott is kind and caring
Love these boys.
don't try and reason with these guys that's why we love them you idiot
Darcy
Darcy
Darcy
Darcy
Max and Chad may not be pregnant, but they never fail to deliver
Chad is pregnant
Chad is pregnant
Chad is pregnet
Pregnant is Chad
@@uncletrucky oops my bad
The fact that bats ARE mammals and Max bullied Chad for asking if he was a flying mammal just felt like justice by prolonging him further 😂
shit had me dying 😂
To be fair, I’m not sure Chad knows how to read or even has a basic understanding of his senses
Asking if bats lay eggs and getting 'idk maybe??' had me fucking rolling
i think he was making fun of chad for not figuring out he was a bat as that is the only flying mammal
I was just watching this part and I’m happy that the top comment points this out
27:29 Max trying to say “warped metal fork” while looking like a psych ward escapee made me laugh my ass off
obsessed with seeing scott absolutely chill while darcy does all the work. we’ve grown so much 👑
Scogg is just there to promote his shirts lmao, Darcy runs the show now
Nah Darcy is still a staple
the editors on this show are mind blowing.
Prezoh is gay
Yeah really good and getting better and better
@@jasonpreston2703 prezoh, he use to/still does mizkifs videos too
@@TriHardVIIno one cares about mizkif bro
@@JonboyKoi mizkids really still exist huh
chad finishing two cans of seltzer before max guesses what a cactus is, is a perfect example of the show as a whole
14:14 “shut up Darcy” has the same energy as “shut up Meg” 💀
Whoever’s idea it was to shapeshift Max at 21:19, give them a raise, that shit had me DYING!!
I love chadball it’s my favorite sport
Holy fuck this is easily one of the best episodes. A part 2 for this would be sick.
one of the best yet, i was crying lol
100% agree
Well done Darcy and the Team!!!
HOW
Kind of pisses me off how Max always wins though Chad clearly won this one by flying colours
It’s really awesome that the guys tried adding drinking to this one
Cause ya know, all the other ones are sober
Max’s laugh at 16:25 might be my favorite single event in all their videos
The fact he spills the soju by accidentally roughhandling it in pure glee followed by the absolute maniacal delirium of “CHAHAD WHAHAHAT” made me belly laugh
24:50 "pbbrouuurr noouuyurr"
This whole crew behind the cold ones channel not just Max and Chad, they all deserve a round of applause. Great video, great idea, great editing, just vibes. Im genuinely laughing and enjoying myself.
Drink along it’s a great time
@@laomein6199 Hell yea, I’ll drink to that 🍻
The Chad wranglers
too bad they're not real people, they're like Oompaloompas.
And Darcy is also there
Max: “Name three things you blow up”
Chad: “ balloon, condom when I’m bored, twin towers”. BRO ☠️
was he wrong tho? 🤔
I feel like the Oklahoma city building woulda been even better since it was actually blown up by ol Timmy boi instead of just crashed into
@@noodlelynoodle.wdym obama blew up the towers
Haha I know! I died hearing that. Reminds me of something the H3 crew would say. 😂😂😂
and act like i don't know nobody
As an editor myself, I laughed at so many edits throughout the video. But for some reason, I absolutely lost it at how subtle the dog paw at 17:05 😂
dog be like ye its that one mate
17:02 caught me so off guard 😂💀
I commented on that part too, fukn killed me! Lol
Darcy: Does literally anything
Max and Chad: FUCK YOU DARCY
But Darcy is a 😿
@@DubHead69420wut
@@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe, you can't deny it.
@@DubHead69420 I can’t deny what?
27:30 Max’s deranged scream with the plastic mouth piece in killed me 💀
I haven't laughed that hard in ages ☠
Warped metal fork. :)
I laughed a bit harder when Chad had to do the outdo with it on and screaming “eugh - YUCK!” when he touched Max’s shirt 💀
i do miss scott producing these episodes but i also very much appreciate darcy's touch on these episodes lol
I came back to the video a day later to say congrats to the editor. Whoever did this, you hit a spot for me with all the things you did. Makes funny content even better
I don't know why, but watching them have fun together is so wholesome 😂
if only you knew what once was
its like some variation of recapturing childhood behaviors. like the video game music in the background, the general child like behavior of intoxicated man-boys
@@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse don't forget the dead memes
@@JohnDoe-bi5cc hey b0ss
@@SomethingCool51 what can I say. Fresh road kill is still delicious.
Every Max vs Chad competition eventually comes down to Max and Chad vs Darcey
Easier to band together with a common enemy
@@boo-la-la_666the enemy of my enemy is my friend!
27:29 This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen😂
13:50 “My bad pimp,” -🦗
26:19 Max thinking he made that clearer to understand was the funniest thing ever 😂
I am laughing crying bro I'm dying. Especially the warped metal form 😭😭😭😭
i've watched it back like 10 times and it still makes me laugh
As an American, a surveillance camera is a security camera lol. I'm with the boys on this one.
Real
27:05 I love how the plastic thing in his mouth doesn’t hinder his ability to scream YES! at the top of his fucking lungs💀
27:30 I ain't laughed harder like that in a long time omg the way he yelled it when they didn't understand was hilarious.
It's always nice to see Chad and Max find another excuse to get absolutely shit-faced 😎
Filming a video is their Friday at the pub
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it would be awesome to see these two on a travel documentary like those food travel shows, but instead they go around to bars in all these shady places around the world.
video came in clutch on the worst days ive had, appreciate you all
Hey man, just wanted to say you're heard and I hope things get better for you.
same here brother..
That makes it two of us. You got this king💪 hope the rest of the month goes by smoothly
Wishing you the best
Hope you get better
The editing is getting so good, the dog paw really got me.
I hope the editor and the person/s that clean get paid a hefty amount cause they deserve it
Darsy is a brave soul for looking over these two big toddlers
26:35
This could be a hellraiser spoof shirt. Itd be the Grog Cenobite.
This video made me laugh so hard. Each new video just keeps getting better!
Also, I LOVE all of the Banjo-Kazooie, Goldeneye and Diddy Kong Racing sound effects. Just everything in general from the N64 gives me the happies.
the editing at 25:17 is so fucking funny, the way the music cuts out and they're just silently sitting there completely belligerent and fucked up after being overwhelmed with simple game rules really says everything about them and this channel
Max: "Hello, you are real"
Me: *Phasing back into existence* Thank you Max, very cool.
Thanks guys
You 2 are those favorites cousins that everybody loves to see at the family gatherings 🤣
the two always making out
@@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse Um I don't where your from bro but that's on you.
@@rachelburke9223kissing cousins 😏
Max has one of the most contagious laughs ever. I love your guys content. Keep up the good work.
I always skip youtuber promos for their merch but Cold Ones does it so well and makes it entertaining. Amazing work
The editors need a god damn Emmy 💀
17:09 Chad's scuffed attempt at saying "subhanallah" brings me so much joy. Suffffhallahhhh it's soju!
What do that mean?
@@waverazorGlory be to God
Hey editors! That little SM64 camera turn sound effect you put in when max turns sideways is *chefs kiss* Thank you.
This has got to be the funniest video I have watched in a while. I don’t drink but seeing them so drunk makes me feel drunk at the same time mostly when it’s 3 in the morning and I’m tired that I can’t process anything
I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.
the editing on this one was phenomenal
By far one of the best funniest and most hilarious af you guys killed it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s funny how a panicked mind under a time constraint works. A lot of the questions you can almost say any 3 things it would work. Like 3 things not to do at a job interview, you immediately think of bad first impressions but you could say grill, die, dig a hole, get surgery, line dance, skydive, long division, it all works
“That’s such a fucked up thing to give a sober man” 2:55 I felt that way a lot of times
27:34 I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING
11:03 whoever decided to make the ad roll when he slapped the table is a fuckin legend. I love shit like that
Love the little names darcy gives for the games, but I love most of all how the boys will make games more fun halfway through (like picking eachothers pieces in the tetris game) chefs kiss
holy shit the last game make me tear up laughing this has never happened to me before 27:29 28:03
Chad has gotta be underpaid with Darcy running the show
Love the content
is that why he drinks harder?
these videos just get better and better, only channel I look forward to every week
24:15 i don’t think I have ever laughed at something more in my life
Editors went crazy on this one, great vid!
How has nintendo not sued them yet lol
You should absolutely turn this guessing card game while the other person drinks constantly into a full episode. That would be hilariously funny. I couldn't stop laughing at how into it both were and how exciting it was because we wanted you both to win. Please do that or something like one person is tased or has to balance on a plank while being hit or something while the other person answers trivia questions or does the same sort of mystery solving game
I’ve been binging their vids all day lmfao. I’m obsessed
Editing is so fucking good it's insane, the little dog paw pointing to the drink during tipsy tetris fucking killed me for some reason lmao
I swear every time I see cold ones release a new video, my day gets a little better
Max and Chad being super bros in this video. Absolutely great energy. Always fun to see the lads having a good time ✌️
i love well payed editors. making videos so much better :)
27:34 max was actually terrifying.
Max and Chad are like GTA protagonists who finished main storyline, side quests and they are vibing living life to the fullest
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28 minutes of “shut up Darcy” 😂
6:11 fun fact, the bluenose is actually the name of a boat! So technically Chad could have won the point with that one!
Chad says to Max: "You're a fruit loop mate."
Also Chad: Regularly shows Max his culk and bulbs
The edit of the cricket talking through the wall killed me 😂
The bat bit had me dying. This is the funniest one yet
“Name 3 things”
“I would not have gotten that”
I cant remember the last time a video made me laugh this hard. Thanks Cold Ones!
Max should have his brother on the podcast and talk about his childhood
Does he actually have a brother? I remember seeing a younger kid in some of the vids back in the day, and ppl said that was his brother, but I’ve never seen max actually say anything about it.
@@shrimpinainteasy7370 Yeah, he's mentioned him. I also remember seeing footage of him.
9:32 “ow my eye I need paper tower”
I fucking love these guys so much, the whole crew and everythin.
look at these little fellas giving us two videos back to back. we love cold ones 😩
12:58 when i'm excited to meet someone named bill.
Iove this content way better then podcasts in my opinion, maybe the 2020 situation was a blessing in disguise
I'm loving so much the audio with the diddy kong racing and super smash brothers.
This editing is just genius. WTG editors!
5:45 brought back different times. Actually hilarious how they keep that joke alive
Love your content, you never fail to deliver quality stuff to make me laugh.
I was surprised on how naturally Max drank those bugs until I remember him eating human cake
It's awfully bold of you to assume that I wouldn't want to be bludgeoned to death by Max and Chad.
good way to do battle-shots is to use pizza boxes and draw your own grid that can fit your shot glasses
Anytime I have to do chores I just replay old coldones and play it like a podcast 😂😂😂
Why did Darcy think a security camera and a surveillance camera was different 💀💀
Because he's 16
we in america usually call it security, while in Australia, the UK, and other places call it surveillance camera :/ they're picky
Probably to mess with him
Loving the vid so far! Thank you Max and Chad for the excessive drinking ❤
Always good stuff. But this editing is especially terrific.
The edit where max loses at Tetris and starts to yell and vanishes was so unexpected and incredibly hilarious. I almost spat out my drink out!
You guys easily have the best team of editors , they never fail to impress
the editors are doing such a good job !!
Already bought my HAMMER tee fuck yeah can’t wait for it, my first CZcamsr merch I buy🌭
This is what happens when going off the rails, goes off the rails. I loved every second of it
Always makes my month seeing you guys 😊❤