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I AM A CRAB BTW
Alright
crab aids
13:06
tell scott to restock the death metal hoodie
I already bought merch but it's time to buy more
genuinely concerned for chad and max's safety, blink twice if scott is putting you up to eating copious amounts of toxic chemicals
Scott is the one trying to stop them most of the time. Like a dad trying to stop their kids from swallowing glue
@@KenshinFanForever thatâs what he wants you to think
I feel that. Chad ate cement, which is basically Calcium Oxide that gets converted into Calcium Hydroxide upon hydration. CaOH is very caustic, hovering at a PH of between 12.8 and 13.5 depending on how much water is present in-situ. Meanwhile Max is likely gobbling down grams upon grams of carbonyl and cyano-compounds
@@tsandethottiesupremocleo1896 ye carbohydrates r bad i agree
Nah he can't let his investment die, yet.
I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.
I love that little fella
Have you seen this little fella?
Look at this funny little fella
(takes paper away)
I have little fella tattood on my chestđ
I always find Max's utter disregard for his own clothes insane.
Literally, that varsity is like several hundred dollars and he just beans it up
@@tedbeneke2838 washing machine
@@sadmermaid -someone who's never used a washing machine
I'd have utter disregard for clothes that look like that too
@KG youâll grow up, then youâll understand
Max has a fucking stomach of steel and a nonexistent gag reflex, the man can eat anything like it's nothing, I guess all those milk challenges back in the day weren't for nothing
He's been known to gag here or there lmao
Once you go hair cake everything else is pretty mild.
â@@beantreatsayo
i donât think they even drink anymore, theyâve inhaled enough fumes and chinese herbs to be belligerent without alcohol
Max drank 2 shots in this vid
@@darkfang25 he also huffed toothbrush plastic
@@VinceWasTaken and silica from the concrete dust. Get that dank silicosis đ€đ€
God the editing in this series is phenomenal, always good for a chuckle.
Blame Prezoh
Fr, moments like 7:53 always make me flinch a little
That's what you get for editing for Clint stevens for 4 years
My belly hurts from the chuckle
its prezoh, who is unfortuantley... gay...
There are cases where scientists are finding traces of plastic in people because of what we consume or wear or whatever. Are these cases random or are they of people like Max who just straight up raw dog plastic?
Maybe? Probably, I like your thinking either way
Biomagnification of microplastics through the food web
@@stenthesnake98 cheers bro I'll drink some BPA to that
Humans do not ingest 8 pounds of plastic a year. Max from Cold Ones who ingests 8 tons of plastic a year is a statistical outlier and should not have been considered
Theyâre random but Iâd love to see the composition of their bodies, 50% Chinese plastic and cheap Australian brews
Picasso really be like "I not misogynist. I have woman friend."
Meanwhile he was a violent rapist. He was like a typical modern-day brocialist.
@@skrrt-skrrt sounds about right kek
Cold Ones never gets old, always something interesting.
It is getting old. Not as much drinking anymore. Too much dumb shit. Not enough interviews
Old ones
@@4d3c2b1a thereâs no interviews because of Covid my guy thatâs why they stopped
@@pyrax_1863 lame excuse
Interviews are dirt everyone is in bits realistically this shit is the bomb just some stupid shit being reviewed love it best braindead shit on the site atm
Projector thing actually works. It's just incredibly dim to the point where it takes your eyes a minute to adjust to it and you can not have ANY Outside light and you do need a larger magnifying glass.
Yup, can confirm. I've used the shoebox projector to project images to the wall and then go stand in front of it. It's a cheap way to take some interesting picturesđ
Little Fella
Iâm convinced max has a layer of iron around his stomach. Dude eats stuff that should be a hospital ride
Not really
Actually fucking flinched with Chad's eye @ 7:53
same, the edits are too good
Scared the shit out of me
Holy shit same
Pretty sure Max has stomach acid that could melt anything
hes immortal
Yeah I agree, leadbelly would be too mild of a term for him, seems more like a black hole that can absorb anything
The way he eats hot shit is terrifying
@@steelameba3906 eew gross when did he eat hot shit?
@@PMNS1995 I swear, most of this stuff he eats kills children and adults from ingesting on the daily lol
Cold Ones is the only channel that I will immediately stop what I'm doing and watch when a new vid drops.
Love that Chad was worried that the guy who ate part of the human cake would get sick from a slightly toxic tomato.
They should do an episode with their dads and call it âOld Onesâ
not funny
+ max is gay so he has no dad
that would be cool i think
They should do an episode where they shave their heads and call it "Bald Ones"
@@davidzalesak9639 They should do an episode where they say dumb shit and call it "Bold Ones"
max and chad are pretty much just their own Jackass movie, they just need more persuasion
That's the magic of it: coercion.
I love how Max was instantly afraid of the flamethrower craft, when this man was ingesting plastic from a toothbrush through a tomato shortly before. Lmfao
Would love to see Chad and max attempt at getting their first aid certificate
One time when I ordered the Cucumber Joe shirt, somebody sent me a little square of cardboard with a smile drawn on it. I want to know who has done this, now.
cucumber joe did it
Was the head that had the smile oval? Maybe had sunglasses? Maybe it was a little fella...
Yes, finally new cold ones episode
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I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear aen
@@AxxLAfriku you bet
@@AxxLAfriku you're past your prime
i am farting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Max will eat anything even if itâs not edible and potentially deadly, but bring *fire* into the picture and heâs OUTđ
these videos never get old, and neither will Max if he keeps fucking eating plastic
Babies inhale plastic like Snoop Dogg
I cannot express how much this channel (Max and Chad, A+ editors and the crazy shit you're up to) makes my fucking day. No other content ANYWHERE makes me so happy
True. Maxmoefoe, Chad & Scott (and other production membs) are the only ones holding CZcams together for a lot of us.
7:00 this is literally how Kerbal Space Program got its start. The guy working for the Squad ad agency in Mexico City said he did this as a kid and wanted to make a video game about it, so they got a Unity devkit and started work.
Most of the time the edits don't ever get me, but 7:53 gave me an adrenaline rush.
xD same
9:50 How to basic's backstory
Showed my 7 year old and wife the mjni match rockets.. Didn't realise the eye poke came after.. Damn made us all jump đđđ
Amazing as usual
I would not recommend showing your 7-year-old Cold Ones for reasons I think immediately obvious by watching any Cold Ones video. Hahaha
@Rozza Haha, I mean, you're not wrong mate!
@@BakaTaco man you're lame imma show this to my fetus when I'm pregnant.
Video: toothpaste
Max: That's disgusting
Confirmed Max doesn't brush his teeth.
Also max: eats molten plastic
I have to give it to Scott with how he picks out the most bizarre but amazingly fucked up crafts đđ»đ
I did one of those projector shoe boxes for part of my visual arts diploma and they definitely work.... sort of. My phone doesnt allow my to lock the screen upside down, and unfortunately it needs to be upside down because the projection turns it back right side up. It worked for other things though, I faced it up at the ceiling with a video of jellyfish playing, veeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy nice, veeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeery purdy
I'm impressed on whoever got the materials for these skits. WELL DONE
Impressed with whoever cleans up all this too
bruh its just called goin down to your local craft stores and bottle os hahaha not that deep
Eggs, foil, magnifying glass and flashlights?
Why is it impressing?
@@masterjenkins632 it's also called most stores might not have it. Even you should be able to comprehend that with ease.
I think at this point itâs safe to assume that Max has Pica disorder.
iâve never been able to look at cement dog without scream laughing til i cried itâs been over a year since iâve seen him so 4:00 sent me into hysterics
Max has a laugh that is both endearingâŠâŠ yet malicious đ„°đł
Chad has a laugh that is contagious with no comparison.
This show is pretty much the only thing i find funny and look forward to in life. Love you guys
You need a therapist no offense
@@bramdekleer2824 and some hoes
@have a nice day đ I hope you have a horrible day
@@bramdekleer2824 nobody asked for your input. No offense of course.
that distant laugh at chads joke at 9:30
9:28
please do more of this. this is iconic and cheap to do
What a perfect gift to come home to: a new episode from my favorite podcast
Little Fella
A new cold ones episode on my birthday??! The perfect gift đ
happy birthday bro
happy birthday best wishes bro
Merry christmas, champ
happy birthday bro
Happy birdyđđ„đ
After I started binging this channel, it took me a few days to realize that Max is maxmoefoe. His 3L milk challenge was the shit back in the day, what a goddamn legend!
Iâm concerned on how much I laughed at the door creaking clip đ
They really hit us with a 'Cement: that's conk creet baby!' in the year of our Lord 2022.
I'd never feel safe in the same room as them lmao
I'd never feel safe in the same room as them lmao
I'd never feel safe in the same room as them lmao
Aaah I loved that first transition to the "live reaction" .. good editor!
My lil fella bundle came in the mail two days ago! So happy it's so awesome and the clothes feel super quality, the gold card is awesome too
you know its a good day when you hear coconut mall at the start of these vids
I really like this show. It's got a character in it.
Itâs a funny little character
Its got a little fella
Maxâs discography of memes is frightening
The match rocket was actually pretty coolđ€Ł
The EarthBound music. â€ïž
Just when I thought I couldn't love Cold Ones more than I already do!
I love how this channel finds a way to somewhat revive dead memes
The editing is always so good đđ
14:12
*That's one Aussie door*
If I saw someone using that string phone case I'd do my very best to spit directly into their mouth
Who hurt you?
@@darkfang25 Who didn't hurt you?
the match one does actually work haha, we used to make little cardboard tanks as kids and put little match projectiles the barrel to shoot each other
They got it to work in the video though...
@@MiuXiu Omg, are you THE Ling?!?! Creator of the classic 'Dylan - I'm too Sexy'? I've been watching that video EVERY night before bed for 13 years now. I'm your number 1 fan!
Imagine coming home after a long day of editing just to hear that demonic door creak.
-max *slams an egg over chats head*
also max
'ow that hurt PLEASE sTOp"
LMAO big sibling energy
This is the content I LOVE to see. Well actually all content from Cold Ones is very difficult to not love.
Prezoh popping off with the edit once again
whenever max drops a âfinally âŠâ like at 13:28 its always the best shit of all time for me its like watching dora the explorer
Never thought I would learn out about Picasso
10/10 an educational channel
Yessss more cold ones videos đ©đ©đ©
I love how Max and Chad can just say literally anything and itâs funny, I wish I had that talent
9:52 Chad literally planning to end Max's life and then max is just vibing next to him
everything about these videos reminds me of the good old days with the meme squad. It would almost be illegal to not get a reunion episode with the squad (Max,Ian,George,Fat,and HowtoBasic). Please scott use your powers to complete this task
Finally, new Cold Ones video
Every Cold Ones episode feels like walking into the special ed class
Hahah for real
I almost cried when he dropped the beans on the varsity jacket itâs so fire
14:22 "This one is so easy "
Instantly fucks up the first step by gluing the lighter upside-down
When 5 minutes isnt fast enough
Got the worst news about my nan today. You guys definitely made me smile. Love you both â€ïž
The editing of the stick going in chadâs eye made me jump so high đ đ đ
The magnifying glass projector works, you just have to focus it right :) I used to use it all the time when I did my art at college cuz I couldn't buy a proper projector
9:36 sure is creative lol
Whenever i watch cold ones, i feel like I'm also drunk
Their content is hilarious đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
I love transitions like this one 14:41. I dont know why but it I just like it so much
8:19 I respect that edit itâs so god damn perfect
Whenever Chad is on screen I feel like I need to wipe a hair off my monitor
You guys are the funniest people on CZcams. Your content is drunk garbage with great editing-amazing.
10:30 That egg hurt so bad it turned Chad into a T-Rex for a few seconds LMAO.
pmsl at the roof caving in when the rocket failed haha
wow these fellas are funny! i hope they start a podcast or something
7:30 ancient China discovers fireworks
âAye they should make that an Olympic sportâ
Iâm fuckin crying đ€Łđ
I love how Max just casually cooks and eats the tomato chunk.
The explosion edits through out the vid had me laughing so hard đ
At 12:03 can we actually put all jokes aside and appreciate Chad actually genuinely concerned for Max? Sure he's drunk but eating toxic chemicals is still bad and they really care for one another even if it's a joke.
He ate part of the Human Cake. He's immune to all damage after that
normal human compassion epic wholesome gamer moment
Maybe it's just called H u m a n I n s t i c t
im absolutely dying at the end of the gay picasso quote "he was a cannibal in that respect, he needed love" 15:42
Excitebike 64 is in the background, and that is my first video game, and to this day, a favorite. I love you guys!
It is wearing a tuxedo
Bruh
someone needs to show these boys a 3D gun before they make a part 2 with more hot glum guns and string
the handheld shot of Chad floudering after getting egged in the back is fucking art
3:49 Yes with rock dust and metal dust, its soo good for your stomach, best hack. :)))
the only YT channel I actually watch since CowChop... FEED ME CONTENTTTTTTTTT đđ
This is like 1 of 2 that I actively wait and watch the videos ASAP
Rip cowchop it will be missed
Rip cowchop
Woah, that brought back memories I forgot I had
Off canny is pretty good the "new/old" cow chop mix
Joji is a massive recording artist, Chad and Max have a very successful CZcams channel with a great podcast, Ian is making fucking documentaries. They grew up
max and chad havenât grown up
@@phatrick still successful as fuck
You must be a new fan or something because they've been HUGELY successful for almost a decade now, getting tens of millions of views even in their early days. Seriously dude, did you only just find out about these boys like a week ago or something?
@@HOTD108_ yeah I was on CZcams since it came out and I hadn't heard of these guys till 6-8 months ago tbh, I went through all their old channels dumbfounded and the type of content they did. So it's not uncommon for someone not to know
â@@phatrick Yeah you are certainly a fine specimen of being grown up.
always love cold ones contentâ€ïžâđ„
The explosions got me rolling đđđđ€Łđ€Łđ