$50 VS $5000 Blindfolded Alcohol Taste Test
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 18. 07. 2021
- Can we tell the difference between expensive and cheap alcohol? Let's find out!
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#expensive #test #alcohol - Komedie
"We took all the patrons money and spent it on alcohol" so the usual
And gambling
But this time we get to watch.
Not just the show budget but also chads own budget
Better than what other CZcamsrs use it for
Isn't that their business model?
They just get pissed and spend money on random shit to get pissed and spend money on random shit. Also pokemon for max lol.
Wish my job was that
Giving expensive whiskey to alcoholics is like throwing holy water into the sea.
Nah the sea turns holy bro
Every catholic church has a filthy pool of holy water by the door it ain't that hard to come by
Thats why its funny
so throwing water into the sea
@@Angels510 I don't think you're meant to wank next to it bro!
"I feel like expensive wine would have a cork"
Bottle with cork placed directly in front of chad
"OH NO ITS CHEAP-"
Just Chad being Chad
I watch these videos first when I'm sober, and another time when I'm high. I appreciate them in a different way.
â@@Tessio_so true bestie
"OH NAURRR"
â@@Tessio_Same bro.
cold ones is one of the few shows i can rewatch with out it feeling stale.
"We took all the Patreon money and spent it on alcohol!"
As opposed to.......
Grog
paying their unpaid intern
Thatâs exactly what we need them to spend it on lmao
Trips to Mars.
Buying new sunglasses for the little character đ„
Why is chad dressed literally exactly like a 12yo girl from 2001
He may be but hes rocking it
I am the cool kid from Germany making videos for the USA and the rest of the world. I will make your day so don't say nay to me today, dear pls
I got your reference bro
the hair... why and how does he manage to pull these looks off
Coz itâs chad and you cannot insult the chad
Max saying "Im not gonna fcking waste it" on his knees and then licking the shit was the funniest shit ever
As an Australian uni student I love seeing them comparing the shit I drink every week to the top shelf, really brings it home hahaha
âThey will be on our shelves for podcastsâ . Acting like they wonât get drunk and put them into Coke Zero while filming a video.
pepsi max*
Cristiano Ronaldo*
hotel trivago*
Johnny bravo*
Toast avacado*
"why this one tastes like shit..."
"it doesn't Chad, we're just pigs"
Amogus
Sussy
We all watched the video
@@Vellerdium I didn't.
My wife left me
Watching max get progressively drunk throughout this video is a gem in time lmao
Love how calming maxmoefoe ended in cold ones,literally evolved perfectly for my aging from hair cakes to chill vids
Love y'all
"What ya drinkin?"
"Yeah can I get an anthony from smosh"
"no he quit"
and then its that russian minecraft kid whos house disappears
Finally I can fulfill my lifelong dream of getting wasted with Anthony from Smosh
"What ya drinking?"
"Loki's Cock Ring"
"We ran out of B's, so we have A and not A"
Cold Ones prioritizes alcohol over professionalism. I love it
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Exactly what I was thinking lol, $1000 bottle and they can't get a coupe more wine glasses and a piece of paper with a letter on it hahaha
As all should.
i love you guys so much. thank you for existing
New to the channel. Love the vids. Nice to see you guys pending your money wisely.
Chad: â I feel like $1000 bottle will have a corkâ
Chad see bottle with a cork: âNo!! Thatâs cheap⊠oh no!â
Spoon finds this funny
@@spoon2497 to u
the cork did look kinda shit tho
ok
@@bazalover1233 only because they opened it weird and broke it
Glad the whole budget was spent on this
Hi
I canât tell if this is sarcastic or not too be totally honest
jokes are fun
hi
Hello checkmark
The editing on your shows are so perfect
today was a rough day truly grateful for you boys making my life even just a little easier
That pink sweater and blue overalls combo is straight out of the lost and found box at school.
I love it
It do be looking good tho
It's a Wario alternate outfit in Smash
Gen-z dress like 90s preschoolers
Lol your kind of not wrong about that đ
Cold Ones: Spends thousands on alcoholic beverages.
Also Cold Ones: Only has two wine glasses...
"This is 'not A' because we ran out of B's"
That's exactly why they can't afford more glasses or literal prices of paper with "B" written on them.
You clearly haven't seen Aussies drink wine, its right out the fuckin goon sack or its sacrilege
They desperately need more donations
Priorities
I love how throughout the episode everything gets slightly more chaotic
I've replayed the bottle breaking so many time I'm rollingđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
His gasp was so funny
Typical, you're sober, at work, it's Monday and just seeing two aussies lay waste to their livers makes you envious.
Watching this on my lunch break at work and this comment hit too close to home.
Watching this in the bathroom at work... I work as a cook at a bar surrounded by liquor and beer and wine.... Dear god.... I may get fired for what I'm about to do, which is sneak some shots in the walk in and fuck up some onion rings and mozzarella sticks.
@@TheNickleChick just send that shit
As someone who drinks as a job, fuck everyone else! I get paid to get blasted out of my mind!
@@user-st7rq3sn7v what do u do
Hey look! Thereâs a funny lil character on chad! What a funny lookin guy!
Yeah that a cool character
Ayyyyeeeee yeah look at that little fella
He's got sunglasses
Have you seen that little guy
it's like a little egg character that's got sunglasses on!
15:53 actual shock from chad lol
LMFAO 7:34 the confusion of the Bills
This whole moment is too perfect
When max gets drunk he shakes and slouches like the jockey from left 4 dead 2
Best comment I've ever read
how does thi have ne repy
soryy in drunk, this episode of cokd ones brougth me out ofo a great deoression, i swear, magem i was on the verge of offin my self but wehen i foud this chganneo i wa like OHHHHHHH MF this shit SACVE MY LIFE kmaooooooo anuwat i liovw yalll and peace out and mch live rom yallll pk ttyutm byeeeeeeeee
holy WOWWWW i domt see hpw ,any peolple try tp talk to me but HOLY SHIT i must reply to evryone. wow omg wow honeslty i forggo what video i am commnenton on, i thin kint is gordon ramesy vodeo. lol well ok, gorson ramesy i hop you like me sm i hope i end up on your show, i feel like i am typijg in typing class this is so excilerating omg
Cold oneâs uploads đ
Maxmoefoe PokĂ©monâs uploads đ
Maxmoefoe and maxmoefoetwo uploads:
Wheres the Japan vlogs?
noticed that too not complaining tho
What did it cost?
Everything.
@@mlgreptilian420 underrated joke
That bottle toss had me dying bro đ
I donated blood while watching this
kept me laughing hard enough to make it flow like water
Iâve seen a lot of people asking when your gonna get back to the ânormalâ pod casts but honestly I love these videos so much more and I look forward to them, these videos make my fuckin day!!
yep
These videos are infinitely better than podcasts
Don't really give a shit what they do exactly, I just watch for them.
@@i64fanatic they could watch grass grow and Iâd still watch that shit đ
both. both is good.
who's that cool little guy on chad's overalls? He's got glasses on em! What a cool little man!
What a cool little man!
Heâs a funny looking charactah
its a fella with glasses on!
Have ya seen this lil character?!?!
I liked the little hat:)
(Yo this took off fr)
YO WHAT A FUCKING CLASSIC SICK JOKE YOU GOT A LIKE GROM ME GOOD SIR
bless u guys , video is fire
I feel like the tequila was more of an IQ test than a taste test.
fr bruh
because smart people like shit
One is called silver, and one is clear, I think it was pretty easy to tell
"we have thousands in alcohol but we can't print another B on a piece of paper or get two wine glasses"
Priorities, bruh
The fact that they were most disgusted by jameson but were delighted by tequila is absolutely mind boggeling to me
im glad you guys tasted the quality rum of my town
The absolute worst guess was the Tequila when the cheap one literally had âSilverâ in the name and you chose the silver one as the expensive one lmao
nah bro it would've been too obvious
Lmao fr even max said you know it's cheap when it's silver
For real. Silver tequila means itâs clear. With how much alcohol they drink youâd think they knew that. Haha đ
Gatekeeping alcohol... Cringe.
@@AMurderOfTurtles Who?
50$ is cheap? Oh man, I must be drinking literal shit
That gave me a laugh cause me too
Obviously idk where you live but I think Australia has some meme tax on alcohol. For example that cheap tequila they showed is like 12⏠(about 19 AUD) here in Germany while they put it as 36 AUD or whatever.
@@lennartj.8072 I complained about alcohol being expensive in Canada until I went to Ireland and seen how expensive it is there.
@@lennartj.8072 If alcohol was that expensive in Germany there'd be riots in the street.
@@lennartj.8072 yeah Australia has fucked up taxes on alcohol and cigarettes. Main reason it's not a holiday destination
i really love this channel like they drink alchohol in many videos and it looks so good when they do and also they throw up then oooh i just get the urge to wanna taste it
more people need this
Scott: The cheap one is silver tequila.
The boys: Well I think the clear one is more expensive.
To be fair they were kinda drunk
Also the novelty hat is a lime squeezer lol.
@@Y7X7 100% would rather have that hat than the glass bee. i could put it on my cat toođ
Gold just means it was aged longer in a barrel to get that color. But I've had really cheap gold tequila that tasted awful so đ€·ââïž
Iâm surprised two alleged alcoholics donât know that silver means the tequila is clear
Thatâs a cool little character, heâs an egg and heâs got glasses
And a plastic novelty hat
what is this from i dont get the reference
@@sneersh9107 I'd like to know too
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@@sneersh9107 eyyy look at this tho this guy has sunglasses đŁ
I believe rum is filtered through charcoal to give it a dark color I used to clean tankers and once in awhile they used to get the last bit of rum in a trailer and I had fine bits of charcoal in it and it tasted amazing
new years Cold One's marathon, cheers everyone! đ
Can't wait for them to do an Ethanol Vs Hand Sanitizer Taste Test. THAT SHIT'LL BE BUSSUIN'!
I like how Cold Ones has turned in to the Degenerate version of Good Mythical Morning and Iâm all for it
australian version
@@madisyn111 Same thing
I litteraly got this video recommended to me watching the GMM episode of them trying white claws lol
My husband's drinks to your guys videos he's says y'all are awesome keep doing your thang my G
Watching your videos when Iâm fucked up makes me realize Iâm still sober
Remember guys, the Patreon money is in Australian dollars, when you convert it, it's like $12
the conversion rate is enough to make an australian cry when purchasing from US websites.
And New Zealand money is even cheaper :(
@@DrunkGnu bro 10 usd is 15 aud whenever i save for somethiny i always undersavr bc its always us prices
@@drbakery4648
yeah, it makes decent PC builds crazy expensive too.
been saving up for a build, itâs around $1700 AUD, and $1400 USD.
it honestly sucks, but it is what it is.
@@DrunkGnu yea i built a 4k aud pc and i was shocked at how cheap it was for americans
âWe ran out of Bâs so thereâs just A and not Aâ I almost cried
why does this have 1k likes and no replies
@@pigeoned i had no clue this had 1k likes until you replied loool
@@rylanddoll7083 1.8K now m8 enjoy your day
2k now wtf
That coming right after âyou guys will have to share for this one because we only have 2 wine glassesâ is a good one-two punch
For anyone wondering, the intro music is Still Life - Adrian Berenguer
im so fuckinf drunk rn, i fuckinf love you guys lmao yall laid back and funny asf
The genuine gasp that came out of chad's mouth immediately made my mind think it wasnt a bit and they actually fucking smashed a 5 grand bottle
I don't think max or Chad knew it was a bit at first and max was just lying when he said he knew hahaha
look at these little dudes, they've got glasses on
matt and ryan from supermega? đł
Thatâs neat, I like that
I wonder how long this meme has to live
i was just about to bro
Two funny little fellas
Seeing Max and Chad rank the silver tequila as more expensive is so funny to me
you guys need to do a video where you drink horrendous drinks like buzz ball and four loko pre game and take shots of ever clear
The $5000 whiskey is for Gilbert Gottfried when he comes to the podcast
Edit: rest in peace to the great Gilbert Gottfried đ
Absolutely
Please dear god lol and Artie Lange
Him and John Taffer
Oh my god YESSSSSSSSSS
bro this aged horrendously
Buying $100 - $1000 bottles , can't buy $1 funnel to pour back in bottle
Or print more âBâ labels or buy 2 more wine glasses
These guys are making me addicted
why is the editing so good?
I'm absolutly convinced that expensive liquor is just a ploy by Big Grog to sell the batches their trainees fucked up!
nah it is better quality but definitely not fuvking worth it lol
big grog
>big grog
Lol
Big grog
No it just takes people who actually drink the stuff to tell the difference.
Knew a professor that got a bunch of wine snobs to drink $3 wine and they all thought it was the fancy wine theyâd all been used to drinking.
Love these dudes.
Chad: âYou drink anything and you say it sucks.â
Max: *drinks/consumes Shrek slime*
Idk Markiplier I think
The fact that they only have two wine glasses, and only had one A, but had the money to spend it on all of that alcohol is honestly telling of their priorities without even needing to say it.
They can't get the letter B delivered to their house
3:39 I donât know why but that fist edit cracks me up đ
"You put two words together like gold and beluga" hahahaha
As a liquor connoisseur , I just drink whatever is available .
I can drink to that!
@@davedoesthingsdreaded as an alcoholic, I can also drink to that
Right?
@@Upper_Decky Iâll drink to that since I agree
âI made tequila one time.. I didnât know what was in it except for worms, it tasted disgusting but it still made me drunkâ
âBro i get that shit in russia for one thousand dollarâ -Maxmoefoe
15:47 Irony: Don't smash the bottle.
Bottle goes flying over shoulder.
How much was that bottle? LOL
Ya know when you get too drunk and a certain alcohol gives you nauseous flashbacks? This video gives me those flash backs
Idk how these guys are still alive
BRUH fr
Have you seen steveo ?
They're not. Its just some empty shells filled with industrial grade alcohol and held together by gaudy merchandise that makes them look like 12 year old kids. Thats the secret of their success.
Idk either. Their bodies must have made them alcohol resistance or something.
@@moldovanflorin5455 or brandon novak
Boys this was a fire episode. Ya gotta pay prezoh, the dude is killing it with the edits.
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@@madazzahatter9257 i see
I oh I am sure they are paying a hefty sum. They are making $46,000 per month on Patreon. Wow that amount of money they are making blows my mind
They have no more money
@@madazzahatter9257 so controversial but so brave
"theres alcohol connoisseurs and theres alcoholics: we're alcoholics" i fuckin love this show hahaha
5:11 Me when I have to tell myself the customer is always right đ
âLouis the 8thâ bruh stop drinking all the inventory
I was searching for this comment
@@thecartoonshark2274 same
It was Louis the 13th not the 8th. They are just too drunk to understand Roman numerals.
@@HLP_Gaming thanks haydon wow youâre so smart!
Chad is dressed like he was just kicked out of a KPOP band.
lol'd
That is how he be dressing tho
Can actually confirm that what the dude above said, Iâve met him in person on a night out and he legit dresses like that.
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My shirtz got here as im watching. Very niceđ
Gahd tomorrow is my research defense and here i am still watching you get drunk đđđđđđ
Priorities đ
Lol đ good luck hope it went well đđ»
"A very auspicious year for Glenfiddich."
"Why was it a suspicious year? "
"It wasn't suspicious."
Petition to start funding for an "Anthony from Smosh" bottle of whiskey?!
Ima buy even if i have to spend my college money on it
We all need cold ones to release the $10,000 bottle of whisky called âAnthony from Smoshâ
Love you guys
The world needs "Anthony from Smosh" Whiskey
the world needs Anthony in Smosh
12:00 Looks like Scott doesn't know his Roman numerals lol
@@clairesv Every straight man with a big penis ma'am
Spent 5 minutes looking for someone else who noticed
@@clairesv idk most people? not like its the hardest system in the world. theres only like 3 symbols you really need to know. V X and I. but hey some people cant even read cursive these days so.
@@clairesv sub-optimal brain performance
BROOO THE EDITING IS TOOO GODLIKE
3:38 i love how every time Max tries a strong drink theres just a mp3 image of a fist hitting his face or stomache xD
"Can we make a 10,000 dollar bottle of whiskey called anthony from smosh?"
"yeah"
nearly shit myself
i love how the trajectory on scott's bottle throw was like, directly towards max's face
enjoyed the show and I am Austrian, a girl ......had 2 bars before covid.....i lived in Australia and it was the most toughest place to access drinks or find a drinking group. Also super expensive..... melbourne and super strict everything over there
The best part starts after they get drunk đ
Just imagine the man, who spent years of his life, trying to make this 5K bottle the best, and then these 2 alchaholics just fucking buy it for jokes đđ
Edit: Ayo, it's a joke! I know that prolly aint the only bottle.
YO đđđđđđđ
Why would he complain. Its not like they stole it from him or anything like that
...and then imagine all of the countless millionaires that also probably purchased his line of whiskey.
ohh no, I'm sure he's so sad he got 5k per bottle lol; it's expensive not priceless. He made money, and Cold Ones are gonna make money off entertainment, so everyone wins
and flush it down with fucking Pepsi đ
I love how he read Louis XIII as Louis the 8th lmao
9:06
Chad: do we get any lime with this?
Scott: f*ck off
Chad: ok :(
12:09 âalcohol companyâs be like âAYO?!? do you remember these old dead mfâs, PUT EM ON THE LABEL manâ đđđ
9:06 about to drink the tequila.
Chad: Do we get any limes with this?
Scott: F off.
Chad: okay.
@thegodscall I have no relation to him
I dont get why you'd need salt and lime anyway... Its a drink, if you dont like the taste why drink it.
Because tequila was the only liquor available in those parts back in the day. And now it's just tradition to keep drinking it like that.
@@Jerown To get drunk?
@@Jerown to get intoxicated