We Tried the WEIRDEST Alcohols in the World

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[@coldones]

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[@fluffy6161]

Scott is a japanese racist

[@thraplc]

Hi

[@Whoisjoe.]

Ee

[@griffinv8382]

Finally, cold ones upload

[@briansantacruz8903]

5 hours 🧐😵

[@lordpestilencetv]

Chad is remarkable in the sense that he guessed almost every single thing based off touch alone but thinks Napoleon’s last name is actually “dynamite”

[@jackw250]

And that he would also be great at 'reading braille'

[@user-vn4gs5zc9t]

Wait is isn’t his last name?

[@defnote4473]

hes definitely cheating lol

[@DrewPeabaws]

@@user-vn4gs5zc9t Bonaparte

[@Zachariahnavarro15]

@@user-vn4gs5zc9t Napoleon Bonaparte

[@dennis_duran]

Chad stating that diamonds are all hexagons like a savant, then counting six sides and changing it to pentagons is ridiculous

[@TheClintonio]

Mission successfully failed

[@LethalPigeon7]

He said octagons

[@alexanderrestaino1921]

Ya sometimes they say things like that and i think "hmmm maybe they're secretly united statesians" because usually that level of dumb is saved for my fellow united statesians

[@RobotronSage]

LOL

[@Ferrow6]

He did say hexagons bro. Check it back

[@static1359]

You gotta love how as they get more drunk. Max becomes Chad, and Chad becomes max

[@Makujah_]

It is very unusual to see Chad actually winning for once

[@superjive8282]

Bro it's so good when chad is winning and max is getting fucked up, watching this late but out of all the cold ones eps this is one of the funniest just because of how funny max is while aboslutely smashed

[@greniy]

Chad *loses*: "I'm willing to call it a draw"
Max *absolutely fucked up*: 🤝

[@michaeltagor4238]

chad definitely work with some businessman before, get them drunk and they'll agree to anything lol

[@joeyszewczuk6570]

Chad won by 3 points on patreon but its edited to look this way

[@adam12madon]

I'm glad knowing that whenever Max gets drunk he reverts back to 2016.

[@cooperswan534]

that’s cause he was always drunk in 2016

[@blakes8901]

The good old days 😭

[@greenhoppop394]

My name is deez

[@brandoncounter9166]

Factory setting max is top tier

[@doolicious]

@@greenhoppop394 Deez what sir?

[@zu7u444]

Darcy's acting as a Cold Ones employee is Impeccable.

[@gelitonman1753]

I love seeing Max get wasted and in order to get the next bottle, he just screams, "DARCYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

[@YW2324]

Yep 👍🏻. That's what happens when your drunk lol

[@DolanDarker]

Only a true caveman knows what rock tastes like

[@SirLiamTheGreat]

GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@justvibin621]

Goblin

[@nocturnalsmoke]

Rock

[@stay_rad]

I thought this guy died in the london fires

[@DolanDarker]

@@stay_rad I did

[@grandayy]

I love how their reaction to seeing a gemstone is to immediately crush it and then eat it

[@YellowTailHorse]

They really are the pinnacle of our species.

[@gary7846]

bros a geolomagist

[@aperson7368]

@Cameron based

[@no_name2882]

You fell off + dolan is better

[@Larsie987]

Shut up granday why do u exist still

[@tabathabennett9939]

Chad always pours so much for Max and doesn’t take full shots himself 😂😂😂

[@loversandlosers]

max is such a... chad

[@jedmon752]

Cos be guessed it each time 🤣

[@niffsternew2740]

I like the attention to detail at 7:50 with the Eiffel tower bottle by the editors adding the spy’s death sound from tf2 haha classic

[@shenanigans2877]

Watching max yell monolith with those goofy fucking eyes had me rolled over in pain from laughing

[@ethanschoof4953]

Max being so hammered at the end that he wasn’t even able to guess properly, spilling and destroying things, all while wearing that pepe mask had me screaming

[@MR.LMR1996]

I'm in bloody tears.

[@Kend00zums]

Chads funny consistently but this channel peaks hard when max goes off the rails 😂😂

[@lavendork8578]

FACTS it reminds me of the old days where they would get absolutely hammered in the cake series

[@Sid_Kill]

All their videos start so innocently and end in such Chaos..i love it 😂

[@nope6493]

Max drunk makes me better as a person

[@caleighhraee]

I love how Max and Chad resort to the ways of a toddler trying to figure out what an object is by putting it in their mouth

[@MrThemunch]

get's worse the more they drink xD

[@Applesgosh]

and then throwing and smashing said object

[@noirmal4166]

Max: I'm gonna get drunk while Chad's brain stays sharp
Moments earlier - Chad: I felt this and was like 'this sounds like a fire extinguisher'

[@TheFixer263]

😂

[@mAcroFaze]

I love how the blindfold eyes just match their drunken personalities further and further as the video goes on XD

[@Phanloca]

i've never seen something more cold ones than chad breaking a rock in half, saying its plastic, and then coming to the conclusion that they have to suck on it like a jawbreaker to find out if its a rock

[@b3an3rgvngaw3]

He swallows half of it in the patreon cut too haha

[@Patterrz]

Whoever made the bowling pin drink in 1965 would be shocked to see where it ended up

[@Hoodied]

Creator of bowling pin drink from 1965 when someone 'bought' the product they 'sold': 😨😨😨

[@pippop9405]

Fr lmaooo

[@kimorayn1733]

We're people racist towards Aussies back then? I mean, there were plenty of racists around then, so surely someone had to be.

[@Thebes342]

@@kimorayn1733 Well people used to be prejudice towards the Irish and called them white N-words, so you’re not that far off I guess

[@Hoodied]

@@kimorayn1733 🤨🤨🤨

[@Sinbased]

I’m a disgruntled vet, and not many things make me laugh. But max stealing his half shot to get the point made me actually laugh out loud. Good shit

[@bebop_557]

There's something oddly wholesome about Max getting too wasted too quickly, so Chad asked him if his shot was too much to make sure Max didn't get alcohol poisoning.

[@calvincrowder2198]

Chad really called him “Napoleon Dynamite”💀

[@toddler.eaterr]

Was looking for this comment 😂

[@RachieSama]

I came here to make sure someone else noticed. 😂

[@sydneyrose6559]

the way he shouted it so confidently too 😭😭😭😭

[@naowproductions1729]

3 things here..
1: How the fuck was Chad so good at this game
2: I love that they smashed and ate a legit gemstone
3: Why the FUCK was the Napoleon bottle from Spain

[@logged.in.]

Also him
"I felt this and was like ye that sounds like a fire extinguisher" lmfaoo

[@o-w-f_9873]

Napoleon invaded and occupied Spain for almost 6 years and had a significant cultural impact on Spain and the rest of Europe following the war, they even have statues of him in Spain (even though he invaded their country)

[@naowproductions1729]

@@o-w-f_9873 gotta love learning something new from the CZcams comment section

[@sisuentrenadoh4589]

as a spaniard. we hate the france

[@SpydersByte]

@@logged.in. lmao I died at that and its even better in text form :'D

[@PillowMane]

There is very little I love more in this world more than how hard these editors work to meet their demands in these vids. “Make me look like this” “throw this sound over it”

[@deathseekergibbsy]

Chad confidently yelling Napoleon Dynamite slayed me

[@mariegp5021]

I love that when max is set on breaking something no one can stop him.

[@evans_mel840]

Max and Chad are literally a cracked version of Rhett and link that recite old memes 😂

[@RevCo78]

Max is the cause of, and solution to, all old memes.

[@OlGurtyBSTRD]

Bizaro Matt and Ryan

[@FeRoOOo71]

rhett & link became dog shit after 2016

[@unherolike]

You mean better version of Rhett and Link.

[@ethanpenney7313]

Why is this so accurate 😂

[@ninjavikinggamer]

This is slowly starting to become my new favorite youtube channel. I love how this is basically "Drunk GMM" 😂Keep up the good work boys!

[@DevoidLight]

Mad respect to these guys editors, they clearly love their jobs, and are amazing at it

[@beantreats]

You two have a dedication for science like no others. The way you smashed that gem and instantly popped it into your mouths to taste it was.. truly inspiring

[@khain147]

Darcy's acting as the character "Darcy" is incredible and should be nominated for an award

[@gladepowderfresh]

@らてちゃん në either etf

[@ssimmons469]

@らてちゃん I would also like to know

[@pcbangbros8350]

@らてちゃん It's not that deep. Darcy filled in a few shows to help Max and Chad and then decided to work for them full time.

[@menra2]

@らてちゃん do you know how to talk without using internet buzzwords 💀

[@CRoffey]

Darcy darcy darcy darcy darcy

[@ItsaMeCeline]

6:21 Chad did that so smoothly

[@xiao_xiann]

I love the editing skill from cold ones, always have some new special in little details 😭✨

[@1337million]

I'm impressed with how many shots they're able to survive for any alcohol related video

[@dennismetzger9287]

At my heaviest of drinkin I could top out at 6 shots of tequila and I would not be mobile for the next two days.

[@johnball7562]

@@dennismetzger9287 only 6?

[@Gibsonnnnn]

@@dennismetzger9287 just 6? You're a lightweight my guy

[@Milklord47]

That's Australians for you

[@Aumirae]

Bruv they do this all the time I think they have a tolerance

[@siamange252]

Max and chad are actually the alcoholic versions of Rhett and Link, even the background look like the theirs.

[@nocturnalsmoke]

Nah Rhett and link are the sober max and chad

[@happy2904]

And they are slightly more chaotic then game grumps

[@seanmeeker1214]

Nah gmm has a guitar on the wall and no neon/led lights. More like max and Chad are the millennial versions of Rhett and link lol

[@beetlejuice7723]

Overused and stolen comment

[@gzimpfer18]

@@happy2904 don't compare them to the game chumps

[@pastelfluff5131]

Sometimes I put these videos on when I’m drinking alone so it feels like I have friends. Thanks for making good content

[@beauwoodford3009]

Darcy's acting as each individual drink is truly amazing

[@2can2do]

The subtle split-second visual gags where someone's face is liquified are so goddamn funny. Looks like someone had fun while making these.

[@boerseun9651]

Darcy's acting as the very ethanol molecules within the alcohol was impeccable

[@jimsmith3715]

He even manifested as a physical being to transport the bottles of ethanol

[@FelipeJaquez]

Acting like the pinechips in my moonshine cause he wooden as hell

[@Comment117]

The editing of these videos is seriously next level. It's a step above pretty much anything on youtube. You guys are entertaining af

[@turbokong8869]

the joy these vids give me is immeasurable

[@sinopatiwe]

watching Cold Ones makes me wanna try this alcoholism thing

[@tavianenave4415]

don't do it they have so many health problems from this

[@sailorres]

I highly recommend it. 👍👍

[@michaeltagor4238]

do it mate, do it

[@CIubDuck]

It's fun! (for a while)

[@azfortuna9398]

@@tavianenave4415 i wonder what it has done to their health tbh

[@theskiff]

10:52 I like how it's supposed to be someone from France and Chad says Napoleon Dynamite 😂

[@offspringfan89]

Here from Reddit, thankfully 2160p is still available here 😓.

[@fangsbrokenrose]

I loved seeing them so gentle with each other this episode

[@ImSmrda]

I love coldones i wish they uploaded more often

[@koudehotdog]

Yes. Kidney failure!

[@sycual]

i think that how they're doing stuff right now is good. if they push more vids it will effect the quality of the videos

[@zyrax4450]

They're uploading more frequently then they used to

[@deece1482]

Let's go

[@melquicarvalho]

If they upload more often, they will going to die

[@perplex7838]

Give your editor a raise. He always goes the extra mile

[@PinkertonLover]

Uh oh Gilmore fan

[@Neymarinet]

they got a cuppa but yea especially trevor

[@Godfailedyoustophumpinghisleg]

"Prezzo, edit in a raise"

[@sentinelrhino4169]

The editing on every cold ones vid is perfection

[@lil_legalo5190]

Thanks for uploading more frequently

[@ashleyoliver8076]

These guys are the cure for depression. Honestly

[@josephlambie4837]

No, what they drink is

[@bruhmane1944]

Auugghhhh

[@Gilsworth]

Yeah but not liver disease ufortunately.

[@1SmokedTurkey1]

@@Gilsworth you can get a new liver but not a new brain

[@rapinfernale]

True, but I'm sincerely worried about how long will it take before their health gets fucked up irreversibly
Edit:
I remembered that they survived hair/human cakes, so they will be fine untill 90ths

[@marchizio27]

Last time i drank as much as you guys they found me laying face first on the ground in a parking lot. I have no idea how you guys manage to survive this shit, cheers to you.

[@ZEMO24]

They're Aussies so it's kind of taught from birth 😂

[@gothmelk]

These videos are amazing to watch super high
The editing is mint mate

[@drewsept3431]

"I felt this and thought, Ooo that sounds like a fire extinguisher" Chad.
Getting baked before hitting the grog. Brilliant!!! :)
Love you guys ;)

[@babysealsareyummy]

5:03 Editor better have gotten a raise for that one 😂 Completely above and beyond

[@samarsalan9897]

Of course Max knows what a rock tastes like 😂

[@justvibin621]

He also knows what the rock is cooking

[@FuckinPeezy]

@@justvibin621 but does he know who's cooking rock

[@GraniteGolem]

@@FuckinPeezy my uncle cooks rock daily due to his crippling addiction

[@FuckinPeezy]

@@GraniteGolem there's nothing sacred about that, I guess he's just vibing

[@BonesNeverLie]

Is Max aware that there have been several releases of Japanese children’s playing cardboard? I miss the openings please come back

[@Hamsterluv7985]

Their editing always gets better and better it's wild

[@XX-pq6cu]

I love how french people have the stereotype that they just make “french noises” and don’t even say french words

[@ArtistinDeadlight777]

I am from Quebec and it's not a stereotype
They do insert random sounds like like eun
Si si eunnn
Eunn mais franchement
It's kind of like heh or similar expressive sounds except they don't even write it, they may not even realise it.

[@devvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv]

@@ArtistinDeadlight777 you're not french

[@ArtistinDeadlight777]

​@@devvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv The little hat in the word Maître represents a sound that is no longer used in spoken French, in France the â becomes è and the è remains è.
Quebeckers still use a distinct sound for it.
I never said I was French from France.

[@menra2]

@@ArtistinDeadlight777 L France

[@DiavoloGrenadine]

@@ArtistinDeadlight777 Les anglais font pareil...

[@jayrogers1007]

Darcy’s acting as the different alcohols is impeccable

[@blujay2282]

Jay, keep this meme alive please

[@jayrogers1007]

@@blujay2282 there are many of us that will keep this meme alive💪

[@meemum04]

beat me to it hahahah

[@raficoorey]

worst fucking joke

[@jackdanksterdawson112]

These 2 plus the supreme editing is just gold!!

[@uglyburrito_]

Chad might not be very smart, or smart, or light, or handsome, or charismatic, or confident, or have a good personality, but he sure knows his drinks! 👍 Keep it up dude!!

[@brockly6434]

17:47 had me in tears. “Pass me the hat” *passes spilling whiteclaw*

[@ocarrace]

I love the editing on these videos so much. The way his face started melting after the second stiletto shot had me crying.

[@berrigancadogan4560]

The editing in these videos kill me every time

[@A_Random_Rat]

The editor is genuinely talented

[@nunyafuckinbusiness_597]

Omfg the editing in this one was absolutely immaculate, props to whoever does that

[@bluewuppo]

morzibov edited this

[@nunyafuckinbusiness_597]

@@bluewuppo well then morzibov is a fuckin legend

[@RaWmE723]

Had me thinking I was drunk for a second 😅😅

[@apollonmegara8220]

@@bluewuppo thats what i noticed prezoh editing was significantly better imo

[@bluewuppo]

@@apollonmegara8220 duh its prezoh, but no need to compare who's subjectively better.
a previous editor being good doesnt mean anything about the next ones

[@danielsaunders2878]

I love how max ends up being completely fucked up and then chad tries to pretend that he's sober.

[@raisnhed]

4:53 It’s the little edits that make the editors awesome.

[@Zed-Archives]

When there is nothing else to watch on CZcams I enjoy rewatching the videos you guys post. Lol I always come back here XD

[@fleetingselfconfidence612]

i think this is the most drunk we've seen max
and that is saying a lot

[@TheSektorz]

finally, I don't have to keep rewatching the other cold ones alcohol videos to death
blessed day, bois

[@chungus100]

holy shit this is 100% fax. but now we have to wait another 3-4 weeks, unless they're feeling generous and release one next week

[@alanastewart8348]

I am wheezing 😂 the special effects kill me. Keep doing you boys ❤️

[@mariahturner3391]

i love these two they are just iconic

[@CLRKY18]

As a Scottish person, it makes me so happy seeing them use Irn Bru as a mixer lmao they must like it

[@jude1775]

Made my day

[@saulpotts7911]

I clocked it hahahah

[@b3an3rgvngaw3]

Irn bru slaps

[@fl4135]

As Ae Scottish Pearsun et meakes meh happeh seein theym yus irn broo es ae mexer lmaeo theh most laek et

[@TheLostCosmo]

Always a good day when Cold ones uploads 💜 🍻

[@band0edits882]

Faxs

[@-DRIP]

I always take a few drinks before watching these cuz the editing makes it so much funnier tipsy. Cheers boys.

[@soggyspliff6932]

shoutout to whoever’s editing this is beautiful

[@kamptey]

chad definitely found a way to see through that blindfold

[@MrZootSuitz]

lmao you can see him tilting his head up and looking through the bottom

[@Pirahnayr.]

Yes!! Who guesses gold bar on just a rectangular object with words?!?!

[@ramsesbams]

"it tastes like rock!" probably the best and most accurate taste description so far

[@Wolfstar26]

19:57 max's drunken slurring is off the charts

[@HeyItsWorld]

those blindfolds are the goofiest thing ive ever seen featured on this channel

[@uy-sd2dv]

14:48 Max sounds like he's casting a fucking spell from Harry Potter

[@atomato5378]

Max: *picks up famously Russian gun
Max: "I feel American"

[@alexsmith32012]

Americans have love for gun like no other its in the bill for bear arms is it not.

[@greyfenrir2238]

@@alexsmith32012 Its our Second amendment.

[@valkphyre]

I love that the deeper you go into the video and the more drunk they are, the funnier 💀

[@roryedward2631]

I love that Max is more concerned with his hair being perfectly puffy. lmao

[@starstrukk723]

"Man, I'd be really good at reading braille I think."
This line made me laugh so much, I don't know why 🤣

[@r3gret2079]

Bruh, these editors deserve a fat raise, like every other week. That "edit these spinning in my hands" shit had me actually in tears.

[@DonovanCarr01]

Every night I get drunk and watch you guys....makes me feel like i'm not so alone

[@grimmy2380]

The edits on these are always so good

[@thimopaulussen9207]

Chad: guesses the shape and form of a bottle of alcohol
Also Chad: I think I would be very good at reading braille

[@jesusinvegas]

Max's face at 15:19 had me cracking tf up

[@Joeypearkew]

And he said chad had to do a half shot and he didn’t expect it to happen

[@dpereira35]

It’s like a ScoMo smirk 😂

[@hrr777]

one of the best ones in a while, great episode

[@baialjo]

the editing in these videos is so surreal when your drunk. the finger thing sctually frightende me

[@chaytoncoble7050]

I miss Scott, feels weird without his 'baby-sitter' energy/humor

[@rosewilson1052]

Do you know where he is? I hope he's just busy atm and not permanently gone

[@mewmew1511]

@@rosewilson1052 He died

[@iwantmykidssusan4941]

@@mewmew1511 yeah, although it may sound like you’re joking, he drowned in a public pool in Adelaide

[@c.j5.1.99]

Can’t tell if Scott dead or busy rip

[@franz.francisco]

@@iwantmykidssusan4941 wow i genuinely can't tell if you're joking or not

[@VaishnavaVegan]

The editing is always immaculate on these. Love the format too. Favorite show on the internet

[@MultiGrandchampion]

*holding a glass Kalashnikov* "I feel american rn". I feel loved for once in these god teir videos

[@bruhitsadam6011]

keep this editing style it’s brilliant

[@ARC--ms1se]

Max holding the most iconic Russia gun in history “I feel American”😂

[@MetalCube_]

5:59
Chad: the town ain't big enough for the two of us bud
Max: I lost my hat
Had me dead 💀

[@GrazingGinger]

I'm always anticipating another cold ones episode.