Don't Blend These Things...
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 15. 02. 2021
- We put a bunch of things that should never be in a blender, in a blender.
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Should have put your bulbs in the blender
egg
egg
Egg
egg
Balls
Why did you blend the Pokemon cards? Despicable
Eat my arms
jeff
Why does this only have 17 likes lol
amongus
Imagine you had a charizard
The amount of toxic fumes that they inhaled in this one episode probably did more damage to his lungs than the vapes.
seriously. that vape blender was legitimately toxic.
I think they forgot about the literal battery that vapes have
Yeah as far as I can tell from the studies theyâve done so far, vapes are pretty harmless compared to stuff like butane (from the lighters) or lithium/cadmium/god knows what (from the batteries)
@@Sniperboy5551 100%. taking a big huff of lithium batteries was far worse than however long vaping chad ever did. one of the worst things you can breathe in like that.
Yea bro breathed in battery fumes
Damn it man, I was just about to blend these exact items too but luckily this informative CZcams documentation has prevented that. Thank Cold Ones
2 years waiting for a comment is crazyyyyy
Maybe they blended the hard-drive with Max's Japan vlogs as well
Ahahaha đ
bruh
Did they never get uploaded?
@@cinephile_jay no never they're trapped in the maxvoid
Joji vlogs
y'all so goofy LOL xD keep it up!
So....uuhhhh. You guys wanna blend some stuff for our entertainment as well?
Nice new pants
Hi mat hi ryan please stop commenting on their videos as they are cool and you are not. My child (he is autistic) saw your comment and it made him cry and punch his headđ€. Please stop being so uncool thank you
Also please do a lets play of halo ce
sir.
I love how Max hides behind the cardboard cutout like it would actually stop some fast moving shrapnel LMFAO đđ
The amount of times I've seen Chad burn himself over the years and yell "HOT" is truly impressive
Elmo will have his revenge one day
hmm no likes
is pyro's next vid petscop 2 tell me now
He sure will my favourite duck
shut up?
Elmo
âThat is the most disgusting smell ive smelled from a food objectâ~the man behind hair cake, vomit cake and human cake
thats how you know hes a credible source on the matter
That was not food back in the day.
I feel like the rotten chicken was worse than that
Exactly what i was thinking
memories...
Max getting upset at Chad for breaking the melon ball is extremely ironic
Finally
Bouncing bubble recipe
George saying "dying slow" at 4:28 as they slowly rip him apart killed me
When things get boring, watching Chad waterboarding Elmo never will be.
is english your first language?
@@Chubbycones the English is fine mate, can you read?
@@_.sbeatle_.9060 can you?
@@edv.3788 I know I sure canât.
That's apple juice boarding
Should do a âcan you microwave thisâ episode, used to love that show
They need a tin foil shield to protect their nuts, cuz no one wants roasted nuts
Is it a good idea to microwave this... before they finally microwaved everything.
Don't encourage them...but also yes
They will burn the whole fucking office
@@NicoKurse nah I think it'd be fine. I mean just look at TylerTube, you'd think he'd have burnt his garage down by now đ
I'd love to see a video of them cleaning all the stuff up after the shoots.
Same
The editing on these Cold Ones videos is top notch. It's not overly edited but just enough at the right times to enhance the funny
I love how Max is always scared by the stupid shit Chad does, but then Max will go ahead and do even more stupid shit.
heâs probs shitting it that chad is gonna fuck it up lmao
Fax
He took cover when they were blending a plush toy, but not when they were blending light bulbs.
The duality of max
True, max would be scared of the safest science experiment, but would drink a gallon of glue no problem
holy fucking shit that whole elmo part was simultaneously some of the funniest shit i've ever seen and the most horrifying
Ikr
Advertisement when wild nowadays
it was painful to watch
FR
Thats what im here for
When Elmo comes back to life and blends up chad in a industrial woodcutter Iâll be waiting
i dont get how max is afraid of this but would happily eat anything anyone puts in front of him
The whole Elmo blending part was nightmare fuel. Elmo is immortal but canât regenerate, you better watch out Chad & Max. He will seek revenge & haunt you...
The Childâs Play sequel we didnât know we needed
I don't know why I can't stop laughing
im telling you rn hes gunna turn into a pickle and its gunna be the funniest shit youll ever see
Elmo didnât kill him self
Can I tell you something, my 3yo nephew was watching with like âno, Elmo kaka now :(â
i accidentally blinked and missed 30 hours of editing
Ever watched a Twomad video? Lmao
F
@@Calilou52 Pretty sure he used to edit these actually before he did his own stuff more seriously
@@Calilou52 twomad edited this one and I think a few other videos like this. He replaced prezoh for a bit if I remember right.
@@ghostinng274 prezoh edited this one
I'm just imagining George's execution as canon lore for toy story, imagine if two Australian bogans were just chucking Andy and the toys into blenders while sloshed
I almost got radiation poisoning from just looking at you guys blend those glowsticks...
They shouldâve put Elmo out of his misery. Heâs going to live a life of infinate pain. He survived, yes, but at the cost of a fate beyond death. Having to listen to cold ones for eternity
Chad really said welcome to the machine
those pieces of demonic shit are indestructible, you would only be causing it more suffering, which is what it deserves
it's like when your a kid and you make "potions" just from random crap you find around the house.
3 different body washes, some shampoo, some toothpaste, bit of moisture or other bottled products and BOOM - I made something I can smell, mix with my finger to see if it changes colour, to then rinse and repeat a few days later. the life of a youngn
@@Cuznz epic
_they actually start making potions_
jerma
I remember putting an eraser in đ
I wonder why all those anti smoking and vaping organization don't use this in their ads
"Today we're asking the age old question"
"Will it blend?"
"Let's talk about that"
Donât Breathis
"Is it a good idea to microwave this?"
This isn't gmm
@@yotoyloko That was such a good fucking series. I watched it all the time when I was younger.
@@yotoyloko we view the experiment through a aluminum covered door đ
blender full of battery acid: *exists*
Max: BREATHE THAT IN BREATH THAT IN
Max: Can we smoke that?
lemme smacc that đ€Ł
Vapes don't use lead acid battery's, blender was full of lithium.
Max to Chad, a recovering vape addict, referring to the toxic fumes of a blended vape: BREATHE THAT IN, BREATHE THAT IN
These guys arenât living past 35 in any possible universe, quality content
Elmo talking while being decimated was hilarious
Everyone talking about elmo but no one talking about chad quitting vaping we proud man
That way, they'll just lose their liver.
by blending the non-rechargeable vape
@@strayfix8865 itâs recharge able if you take the bottom off and snip the cord of a iPhone and put the red wire to the red part of the battery and the black to the black part of the battery and Iâm drunk
@@julioestrada3111 yep Iâm even more drunk I thought you were talking about panda feet
@@julioestrada3111 yo carts are fucking epic I want one rn
Max: Will eat vomit cake
Also max: Wont eat apple seeds
Makes sense
you have to set the bar somewhere.
Thereâs cyanide in apple seeds lol
@@benedictcumbersnatched7735 you would have to eat a full cup of Apple seeds to die from it though
@@23as23100 200, to be exact.
@@swaghettimemeballs4420 so 199 is the limit? good to know...
Chad (on vaping): "May I never subdue myself to this toxic shit again."
Drinks alcohol for a living. What a legend. Pure legend.
Absolutely
And Max finally found the rainbow Charizard. Now he just has to glue it back together.
Chad really does live up to Anything4Views willing to lose his whole ass hand and start a fire in order to blend Tickle Me Elmo and lightbulbs
I actually got scared when Chad put his hand in the blender.
I know me too haha
i mean i wouldnât put it past him to put a hand in a blender for a bit so i was legit scared
3:40 "Dying slow" *The Shining music starts playing*
He said Dinasour
The music when they were blending Elmo was scaring me
How tf did Chad make it to adulthood with all ten fingers
"Get your kid one of these things"
"Not the blender"
LMAO
3.2 million nerds around the world just shed a tear when they blended the Pokémon cards. wAs tHeRe A cHaRzArD iN tHeRe?!?!
4:52 literally sid from toy story
I didn't think elmo could be more tortured after what Michael Reeves did... I was wrong đ
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@@theboi6358 stfu
We donât trust Michael Reeves
@@SlyHikari03 good
Have you SEEN what rhett and link did with the sucker?
Mom: "go hangout with the next door neighbor"
The next door neighbor: Chad
The party poppers being blended sounded like a gieger counter.
Finally. Radioactivity.
whoever edits these vids is amazing at setting the vibe for each segment
I wanna see these guys do a "will it microwave" and just straight up microwaving lighters and other stuff
theres a youtube channel called is it a good idea to microwave this. made around the same time as will it blend
@@alexspander7798 wow i totally forgot about that, i used to watch their videos as a kid !
@@goosepaw8828 i promptly started watching their videos again after commenting this haha
only a spoonful
That's actually dangerous. If they decided to smash the microwave and fuck around with it they might activate the magnetron without shielding and just give themselves super cancer.
Is Malfoy done with moaning myrtle in the hufflepuff bathroom yet
a man's work is never done
asking for a friend
the sex was poggers
After he was done with moaning Myrtle in the hufflepuff bathroom, it was just Myrtle! And she gave him 'The HogWarts'!
Childhood ruined
4:16 "ITS LIGHTING UP ITS LIGHTING UP" im CRYING đđ
Such a beautiful blend (no pun intended) of hysterical and disturbing in watching that Elmo being pulped and prodded into a blenderâŠ
I don't care how long it would take. One day, I would love to see Eric Andre on cold ones.
Good idea
@@davedoesthingsdreaded i dont like you
As much of a chance as Joji
@@lord_toker lol
Thiisss
I lost it when elmo started tap dancing in the blender while singing
funniest edit of the video imho
Same
That edit of Elmo tap dancing while being shredded apart by the blender killed međ
I wondered to myself who would watch something like this but then I smile with childish glee as they blend an Elmo toy
When he held elmo by the neck and said "where does humpty dumpty keep the stash!?" I literally stopped breathing
9:12 like chad didnât literally just blend a vape with a lithium battery in it đ€Ł
Brother...?
Omg itâs da roach dogg jr
4:45 âthat ticklesâ George said in defiance to the torture as Max held what was left of his mangled body
brutal
4:42 "Oink Oink" *Translation:* "You mere mortals really thought a blender was going to be enough against me?"
Admirable comrade. Did not give in to the portly Australian capitalists
George and Elmo were cackling at the pathetic attempts on their lives that Max and Chad made
i love how u cant tell if its elmo anymore its just a red blob in the background. perfect mascot shows everyone what we do around here
The glowstick part got my PTSD spiking hard.
had a couple glowstick burst and the liquid got into my eye as a teenager, I was blind for a whole summer.
The tap dancing Elmo part was one of the best things Iâve ever watched
I cackled!
It was disturbingly hilarious
Whoever edits this needs to know that itâs fantastic and YES I do rewind to watch even the split-second edits youâre making. Keep it up lol
SO TRUE
Itâs prezoh/Scott they try to be funny on Twitter
Took the words right out of my mouth. Serious dedication with this editor.
The editor sometimes makes enough edits that are so funny that I start cry laughing.
shut up
This was the first cold ones video I watched, and I was just blown away by the editing and couldn't stop laughing. Thank you, Aussie boys
Cold Ones turn every bad day into a great one! just love it
prezoh's editing accounts for 85% of my laughs
95%
@Primo Antonius Happy birthday man.
Thats harsh on the boys but maybe if you learned to edit your videos might actually be watchable
Fr the tap dancing was a stroke of genius
@@monkeybreath4842 97%
"may i never subdue myself with this toxic shit ever again"
-proceeds to burn and smell a lithium battery
i would watch ten hours of glowsticks being blended in the dark.
i love all the slow motion shots, A tier vid
Chad: rips the blender off the base without turning it off
"THIS BREAKS SO EASILY!"
The way I read this comment just as that part of the video played đ
Max: remembers that thereâs cyanide in fruit seeds.
Max: forgets to core the apples
Much less per seed for an apple. Even all the seed together are way less than a peach or nectarine
You think you're smart, but you clearly aren't.
@@manuelp7472 me?
Cause I donât really think anything about myself. You can look up the amount in each on your own đ
@@manuelp7472 talking to yourself bud?
@@manuelp7472 Kinda ironic since you obviously typed this out in perfect grammar to try and show how smart you are... Kinda sad...
Anyone know the music for when they blended the glow sticks?
13:50
"and as a kid you *huff the gun powder* "
"I don't want that its got cyanide"
*throws entire apple in blender*
only have cyanide also you would have to eat 18 pounds of seeds to even get cyanide poisoning
@@AriaOrAries apple seeds have high amount of cyanide in them it would only take around 18 apples to produce enough cyanide to kill a man đ
Cherries are the actual worry
@@jamalgs3388 your right about that also kale can kill you
@@AriaOrAries Kale! Noo not Kale too!
chad: ''i have officially quit vaping!''
also chad: **inhales toxic metal and plastic chemicals all at once**
thanks for making this possible
I hope thereâs a part two to this
Iâm so early chad is still sober
I donât think anyone can be that early for anything.
@@animecrunchtime never ever
bold of you to assume that chad is ever truly sober
You're 13 years early?
I mean it's probably for the best considering what they're doing
no one:
max and chad: execute him, he oinked
Wow saying no one made your comment so funny! Adds so much honestly. Smart boy!
@@nas9229 the irony
@@nas9229 sarcasm?
Was having a rough night. Fun always to see the vids! Great fun guys!!
playing the Banjo Kazooie theme as you destroy the game made my day
itâs my all time fav game, love it
âTheres a lot of debrisâ sounds so awful in the context of beverages
âDo you want some water?â
âYeah, sureâ
âOk lemme get you someâ
*Goes into the kitchen*
*Water filling up noises*
âOHHH THATS A LOT OF DEBRISâ
I know your pfp
"as a kid you'd huff the gunpowder"
No Chad, I think it's just you who did that, and it explains a lot
oh, that's not the um, normal thing to do?
Oh I absolutely did
Bro u didnt have a childhood
thatâs the best part
Americans found this comment
I find myself coming here just for the edits, they just keep getting better
I want more of this
6:34
This video is a massive meme but big props to you Chad! Not easy to get off nicotine and I'm proud if you big boy.
Thanks my man
@@Cuznz got you my man
I'm proud too, now instead of nicotine he takes 200mg of edibles every six hours.
Memes and jokes aside, that Elmo is actually really high quality holy shit
My boyfriend and I are watching this stoned as fuck. The blending Elmo bit is hilarious. Big up to Chad and Max as well as their AMAZING editor and teamâ€ïžâ€ïžâ€ïž
P.S we love you guys youâre jokes đđđŒââïž
Imagine what would happen if chad and max got hold of a wood chipper for a few hoursđ
Now we have to see an âElmo in the blenderâ cool shirt
I second this
I can hear him saying this
Blender me elmos
Blended Elmo
Bottom text
âGimme the pig Iâm openâ
*Chad catches Chad*
I think Chad may have been my neighbour because I literally used to do the exact same thing with the toy soldiers
They should have that on the back of the box for parents.
âElmo is impervious to blenders.â
Alternate title: "Two Australian alcoholics try to imitate the slow-mo guys but make the video actually fun to watch"
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@@dedpxl try to make it fun to watch, and succeed
3:30 'GIVE ME THE PIG' naww man cheers to the editor for making me laugh lmfao
This video made it feel like something was in my eye.
Dude! I haven't laughed that hard in long time! The tap dancing Elmo song playing with Elmo in the blender was priceless. LMAO! Definitely in the top 10 funniest things I've seen on CZcams.
Nothing will be scarier than half of Elmoâs face gone saying âi want to dance with youâ đđ
The editing really peaked on this one
"Gimme the Pig, I'm open" got me good
LMAOOOOO
My thoughts exactly, who's the editor again? He needs more credit, Max and Chad are hilarious but like 50% of these video's comedic value is in the editing
@@gen-zhippie2203 says it in the Description, it's prezoh, i absolutely agree he must be putting so much time into the editing but they actually mention him quite a lot in comparison to other edit heavy channels. Twomad did the editing sometimes too
@@mattisj.419 Yeah that's right, I remember them saying prezoh now. It is nice that they mention him as much as they do
The Elmo tap-dancing scene absolutely killed međđđđ
9:28 thanks for clarifying.