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I don't think a lot of people noticed this but there's a lil egg fella in the pamphlet and he has sunglasses on
What a funny little character
i like that
He even had sunglasses on!!
My name is deez
@@slumby7067 Who?
genuine war flashbacks
Shit got me tearing up
man
chef
@@cobalqt literally, they say anything remotely wry and they get likes. lol
Why donât they make vids together anymore
The fact Chad seems more mentally present then seemingly anyone else on set is deeply concerning
It's only because Max is stuck in a trauma response state brought on by the chef outfit
Cooks do get like that in kitchens
because theyre all drunk lol
except scott
Chads definitely a fry cook by nature
Also Chad licking Max's arm
I love how max is literally one of the incompetent people from the informercials
âcheck that out, i like thatâ 12:30
âwell thatâs a funny little character, i like thatâ 12:34
âaye, have you seen this lil guy?â 12:37
âholy shit, have you seen this lil character, look at that, noâ 12:46
âlook at this lil fella on thereâ 12:53
âhave you seen this,heâs got sunglasses onâ 13:08
âhuh, hahaHAHa, theirs a lil feller on thisâ 13:41
âhuh, look, check this out, looks like a lil egg with glass on it, they put on thereâ 14:43
âno, itâs got a lil egg on it, itâs got glasses onâ15:18
âremember they, uh, that lil egg character? i made a pin of him, he says , youâre gonna lOve my nUtsâ 19:58
did you see the egg on it it had glasses on
Perfect
Made the pin before making the meme hah that's some fine marketing
hey check this out
That's a character arc if I've ever seen one
Dude that's crazy, the little guy on the paper has sunglasses on. 10/10.
bro you saw that guy too? that is crazy
Have you guys seen that little character?
no way you saw it too?!?!
@@IlIllIIIIllIlIllII gotta say... he was kinda sexy
Did you notice that there's a lil fella on the instructions?
Chad: when was the last time you wore a chef outfit
Max's Mind: Hey waiter, there's a hair in my cake
"At first it smelled pretty good but now it's starting to smell a bit like...
...c a n c e r ?"
@@greekfire995 The Good Ol Days
Lmao
I read thereâs a cake in my hair
I came back to this vid just for little fella, and im still laughing till this day. Max comedic genius
@@lobster52 i like that
iâve rewatched this video several times just to see it, thatâs why iâm here, replying to your comment lmao
@@sierra.ml02 me 3 i love little fella it makes me giggleđ€
10:31 i dont know if you seen but there is a funny lil fella and get this he HAS shades
Here to make you watch the lil fella again
old woman: "ive got arthritis"
Cold Ones: *fucking dies*
Nice Franzj picture bruh
Was literally thinking of getting a slap chop the other day. Thank you so much for helping me not waste my money!!!
Change your PFP bruh
@@Bussindopegucci11 why im a fan of franzj
@@daveyraff4286 buy it anyway.
or at least buy me one.
That throw back to the old days actually made me bummed out
OH NOOOOOO!!! Most people agree that my vids are the worst on CZcams. I agree to disagree. Please agree to disagree with the haters, dear gare
@@AxxLAfriku Does this actually work for you? Do you actually get idiots who read this and go "YEAH LEMME GO TO THEIR CHANNEL AND FIND OUUUUT"
@@vincentjonesvr it worked for me, Iâm sold!
@@AxxLAfriku wOh I SHOuLd DefiNATLyy CLiCK oN Dat AND FINd ouT HTats WAccKKY
@@vincentjonesvr well he somehow got 33k subs out of it so i guess it kind of works
So this was the birth of little fella, i have finally found his lore 10/10
I got a slap chop for Christmas when I was like 7 cuz I wanted one for some reason, and I put a rolo in it and ruined it within half an hour of getting it
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that made me chuckle
well that's a funny little character
He even had sunglasses on!
He's got sunglasses on!
please wake up astari
GOAT x
Peep forever
You cannot imagine how surprised I am at Chad's competence with a knife
I dont know how its pretty obvious he loves food
The man obviously knows his way around a kitchen, I mean look at him
The fact that he can handle anything propperly is a surprise
and while drunk
I feel like chad is better than max with practical shit, he even displayed some knowledge of fluid dynamics when they where using drinking gadgets.
Compilation of Max's obsession with the little egg fella with sunglasses:
12:30
12:37
12:46
12:53
13:08
13:43
14:43
15:18
19:57
This show is turning into a drunken, raunchy and uncensored version of Good Mythical MorningâŠ. I LOVE IT!
I always say I outgrow GMM and into Cold Ones
â@@upforellieyou mean you just became an alcoholic đ
THIS IS THE CLOSEST WEâLL GET TO ANOTHER HAIR CAKE VIDEOđą
This comment gave me flashbacks that I'm not sure I wanted.
I miss Frank
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Franku y wood u leave us
This comment plunged me into the nostalgia that is 2012-2016 CZcams
the chef costumes were one thing. Then the music started and got goosebumps
I fucking died
Broooo yeah
Fuck i miss the old times
i cried like legit yo
rip...
@@jiyama đđđ
16:32 Maxâs stuttering and then just *yes* was funnier than the actual joke wouldâve been
What do you mean? Sam is back and bigger than ever. World Peace Season 2 is in the works and Charls has returned to MDE.
â@@lordofmalicehe spittin facts
11:21 âchicken can be a little bit pink like thatâ No Chad, it canât.
Yes, it can. Chicken doesn't inherently have salmonella in it, it's a bacteria that lives on the surface. Fuck, you can have chicken raw when it's prepared properly. Not that you would want to. I tried some in Japan in a restaurant. It sucks.
I can't wait for Max to randomly bring up the little egg character out of nowhere in a future video.
Nice profile picture, brother
Te
Yes please lmfao
HE SAID IT LIKE ZACH FROM ONEYPLAYS
@Mercury RoachDoggJr!
max obsessing over the egg with glasses is one of the funniest bits on cold ones yet
I love how he doesnât stop either, âyou see this little fella with the glassesâ đ
Even reading your comment had me laughing
I agree
Shit had me dying đđ
Ong
1:56 The flash back to the glorious days of 2015-2016 hit me in the feels
little egg fella is now half a year old! its also chad's six month anniversary of his crippling anxiety.
woman : has arthritis
max and chad : funniest shit i've ever seen
My name is deez
It has so much meme prehension
they should make a shirt that says that lmfao
@@saulbadman2530 deez?
i just noticed that the last time they both wore chef outfits was max's last video on the main channel
it truly does come full circle
i thought the CAKE videos were a weird bad dream, but now that iâve watched enough cold onesâŠ. iâm realizing it wasnât. my childhood trauma was real.
"When was the last time you put a chef outfit on"
Sanctuary beings to play while memories flash everyone crys
Good times
I'm so happy they did the edit. Cant wait for the Jojo song edits.
everyone felt that one ;(
The real ones remember ):
Bro, the close-ups of Chad ripping the flyer with the egg dude out of Max' hands are genius
they really are
They got me cracking
Ya bro, totally bro!
Seeing Max in a chef outfit brings me back so many memories and nostalgia I love it.
That plastic part of the slap chop yall removed was supposed to be there to keep the items in the lower part. The problem I had with slap chop was the blade not spinning/advancing after you slapped it.
The whole running joke with the little egg man has to be one the best subtle ads I've ever seen
When they put on the outfits and the French accordion started playing, im not even kidding I cried a little.
Same here, nostalgia really is a bitch! Miss those days
true story
2 year anniversary of the little fella today lmao
Look at that lil fella on there
Look at the lil character
Look at him he got sunglasses on
Look at him look at the lil character
Look at the lil character
Look at that there a funny lil character
Love Maxâs ability to make a running joke even funnier each time he tells it
Max ?? Do you mean DEEZ?
@@STARMAN-it8zb what the fuck is deez nuts?
Look at this!
Itâs a little egg dude with sunglasses
âThatâs an interesting little character, i like thatâ
He likes that
do u like the little character?
he clearly likes it.
@@bruh-tw6gj do u like the character
@@coryg-yw8mg he clearly likes it.
@@coryg-yw8mg he clearly likes it
As your typical "mother hen" when everyone is drunk, watching this show has me feeling like I'm babysitting my grown adult friends all over again.
It is a great comfort since covid happened, to feel like I have toddlers taller than me, playing with sharp things, and I have to check on 8 of them at a time. Thanks guys
Instead of saying that man is the creature of circumstance, it would be nearer the mark to say that man is the architect of circumstance.
âyeah thereâs this little egg fella with glasses, funniest shit iâve ever seenâ
ok
Fax
he even had sunglasses on!
max in a chef costume actually brought back memories. just me and the boys at a sleepover watching hair cake for the 1st time and just laughing our asses off and also being grossed out.
absolutely
Chef Boyardee's been real quiet since Max brought back the chef outfit.
@@Ech0Chamber chef boyardees nuts
Fucking ptsd more like
Is this a common thing? cause i showed the boys some hair cake back in the day and also laughed our asses off while being grossed out
POV: You come back to reminisce after the new merch drop
11:58 little fella appears for the first time in cold oneâs history, little do they know the effects that this little character will have on their channel
âi have arthritisâ is one of the funniest unintended one liners lmfaoo
The new "I have osteoporosis"
Is it though?
5:35 if you wanted to see
@@Blernster It is.
That egg boy bit was the best thing in a while
IS THIS WHERE LITTLE FELLA CANE FROM
Welcome, traveler
watching max get more and more drunk throughout this is incredible
"have you seen Chef?" Max said as a single tear dropped from his eye
we all did
What happened to chef
đ„Č memories man memories
see this lil fella?
He has cool little glasses on
He has cool little glasses on
He has cool little glasses on
He has cool little glasses on
He has cool little glasses on
After i watched it a second time i noticed all the times max reached over and grabbed the packet will the cool egg fellow lol and the look on his face every time is perfect
I saw one video from these guys 3 days ago and just started binging since lol they have such a great friendship its amazing keep it up boys
Max : *wears chef outfit*
literally everyone who has watched their content in the last 4 or 5 years : **intense flashbacks**
i know right...
Well, getting emotional wasnt on my To do list for today. But here we are! Sobing like little girls!
Exactly.
Maxmoefoe instantly summoning a pamphlet to show the little egg fella is an iconic duo.
12:37 A meme was born
The legend
Please do more of these again. Honestly I would love just more content In general from you boys.
Max actually getting flashbacks feels like the ratatouille scene with the old man.
I think all of us had flashbacks for those good old times when they were making those delicious cakes.
...my name...my name is chef.
Im watching this during a trip right next to my Portuguese grandma and the moment she saw Max she asked "Who is this pretty girl, is this your girlfriend?". What a lovely day this is.
Whoever edits this is a genius
I just realized because I've used a slapchop once or thrice, but I believe that plastic bit was the guard to keep food from getting stuck in the blade lol, however it also seems the spring was not strong enough to pull the blade from a potato.
When they mentioned the chef outfit, I couldnât tell if Max was having feelings of nostalgia or feelings of trauma
Both
@@Stella.22g bofa đł
Boffum
trauma is just spicy nostalgia
@@ooseget bofa deez
Max constantly bringing up the little egg with the glasses is the funniest shit Iâve ever seen.
Nice profile pic
If you look closely there was a little egg that Max showed Chad throughout the video
"I've turned myself into a little egg character, Morty!"
I was cracking up so much HAHHAHA I love it
Pickle Rick has been replaced
THAT CHEF FLASHBACK who else just relived their childhood
The birth of an iconic cold ones character
Did you guys notice the little egg character with the sunglasses? I like that.
I like how Chad can actually cook while Max is just chaotic in the kitchen
I like how max is unprofessionally drunk
Show me how much u like it
@@noided4230 wot
Chad - "it's ok the chicken can be a little raw"
@@knoxy5969 rare and raw aren't the same
I love watching Cold Ones and suddenly the Spirit Temple music from OoT starts playing then suddenly 10,000 nostalgic memories start running through my mind
As an American, the donut thing, I can confirm that out of the 5 different donut shops in my town, only 1 of them is open 24/7, yum yums. The other 4 local shops are only open at like 3 am to 1 pm.
Dude this was funnier than it had any right to be. The obsession with little egg man and the edited in fart sounds... Iâm in tears
this video was chaotically funny, I had to keep going back and re-watching to catch everything because it was just such fast paced hilariousness.
Chad getting genuinely mad at the egg fella by the end is the funniest shit I've seen all year.
Glad I found cold ones maxmoefoe was part of my childhood good to see he still on CZcams funny as ever đđ
The editing is so clean that itâs sometimes hard to tell whatâs even real
I think I watched them repeat the shot of Chad ripping the eggman pamphlet out of Max's hands multiple times before I finally realized they were all the same shots lmfao... clean asf
Seeing Max in chef whites with French music literally sent me back in time
Bro i felt something when I saw that
**PTSD INTENSIFIES**
A better time. A happier time. Why am I crying?
And erect?
Can't believe he went through with the divorce, he was such a pretty bride đ
Canât believe weâve had little fella in our lives for 2 years đ„Č
I love how quiet a few of these they screwed up because they didn't read directions or just well didn't think how it actually worked. like the egg stand... you had it flipped upside down lol
Max and chad are like those uncles that you only see at christmas that are amazing and I'm all for it.
I wish they were my uncles
"You're gonna love my nuts" is always the first thing they say
lmao they're officially old now then I guess
Your fun Drunk uncles Hahaha
@@Painless_ itâs gonna be like that every Christmas dinner
The haircake reference genuinely made me shed a couple tears.
Is this what old feels like. đ it hurts
Wasn't the last time the human cake tho?
@@jorgeloredo100 the clips were human cake i believe
me too
You and me both bud.
The throw back from max was absolutely epicđ
More of these videos please, this one was a banger/slaps. Show me them hands boys
âI have arthritisâ merch line coming soon
Woah get on the beers
Lmaoo
"I've got arthritis."
" *HAH! SHES GOT ARTHRITIS.* "
@yasio bolo are you real?
12:33 Omg Iâve been watching cold ones since the beginning of 2020 and I never realized that thatâs where the little fella meme came from đ
That sandwich maker is decent for making multiple eggs and sausage at the same time. We never used it for full sandwiches, but we use it every weekend. We even got the double one
"I have arthritis" sounds like it would have been a meme in 2014
i instantly thought of idubbbz
I have osteoporosis
I had a big ass grin on my face when Max started to look at the chef outfit
i love these videos i watch them when im sick/depressed
I just realized that the videos that they upload in May are the best
âWhen was the last time you put a chef outfit on?â
*max has hair cake flash backs*
I too watched the video...
Only veterans know
Good thing it shows everyone that at the beginning of the video
Bring papa franku back
@@left4milkk it was literally in the video. No "veteren status" was needed.
"look at the lil fella" that skit had me dying bruh đđđđ
So true yo
I regret not clicking on this channel in my suggestions these past few years. This is fucking goldenđ€Łđ€Ł
Man I love wildinâ mythical kitchen
So are we just supposed to ignore Chad's excellent knife skills
He's like the last person I expect to be good at cooking since he seems so scuffed otherwise
Itâs literally sexy
You can tell he can actually cook based on that & how he admonished max for fucking around with the eggs
He's been learning from the WoW cook book.
@no or maybe yes you comment like someone who holds grudges forever
Little Charactah, a Play:
12:30 - An Innocent Introduction
12:37 - Quick Reappearance
12:46 - Three's a Crowd
12:53 - Overstaying his Welcome
13:08 - Ire and Expulsion
13:41 - Expectations and Contempt
14:42 - Thrown Out and Forgotten
15:18 - Unexpected Return
19:57 - One Last Hurrah
Thank you, from the bottom of my heart
forgot 14:42
This makes me so happy
@@mckaelbear7883 I have fixed the error of my ways, and reflected them accordingly.
@@domojestic4155 respect brother. Your comment made my day when i scrolled through the comments
That flashback with the chef outfit just teleported me to CHILDHOOD
I love how every time chad takes away little egg feller it cuts to a close up shot haha
Seeing Max dressed as a chef gave me flashbacks of the good old days... ngl almost cried :']
i am crying ;-;
@@Ari-ez1vj Same
Lol same
Chad: raging over products
meanwhile
Deez: well thatâs a funny looking character
Deez what sir?
@@Black_Sabbath0 dee snuts
@@drgold4102 Neez Duts
@@Black_Sabbath0 darude sandstorm
@@o0julek0o spell stun seed backwards
4:55 he says with a bandaid on his fingerđ
the udyr bit is severely underrated and i love it
Damn the nostalgia from seeing max in a chef outfit.