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in this hand I have the red pill đŽ with this you'll use code "coldones" for 10% off @ bit.ly/codecoldones and your life will get a lot cooler.
in this hand I have the blue pill đ” take this and you'll never be cool and you'll keep living a lie wearing your ugly clothing.
idk where I am going with this, just buy the drip.
Give me the pill.
đ” pill please
I will be on your show someday
Iâll take the red pill itâll make my birthday more fun
Morpheus Is that you?!
I hope the Megan ark goes full circle, and she appears on the show as a guest appearance.
I see you
@@yannic7399 yes
To fully complete the ark, Chad has to marry her
Now THAT would be epic!
Arc
the funniest thing about the chat with megan is that they can see chad typing before he even sends the message, companies do that so they can respond faster, so she (or he) saw all of the shit they wrote then deleted
Im crying at this fact omg
I wonder if Megan seen this video
@@ChicoReallyChilly i sincerely fucking hope so and am combing the comments.
This is hilarious if true
I feel like that kind of shit should be made known to people, feels kinda wrong.
the whole megan and chad conversation physically hurt my soul but was heartwarming at the same time
Also, it was fuckin hilarious
I already know Megan is a baddie irl
@@imapimp212 fr bro i need her insta rn
And also a guy
â@@calbix9238even better
I love how max went from putting his hands in rat traps and lit candles (the deadly twister vids) to being afraid of balloons popping
PTSD lmao
Donât forget his foot.
Surprised that it healed.
@@SlyHikari03 what happened to his foot? im not very informed on all of his older stuff
@@redmonkey477 Well, there was this rat trap... deadly twister 2 was a great video
Haa yaa XD now that u point out!
This was the best customer support ever. I hope megan gets a promotion.
She works for a company that sells cheap garbage.. I hope she goes on a date with me
@@NYC_Goody you are down horrendous bro
@@bopa3933 Damn dawg..you right
@@NYC_Goody acceptance is the first step to recovery
@@fourdeep6561 at least not for the customer
Finally, $250 piece of wood
already bought 5 of em
not funny
high
@@capekraken2672 didn't laugh
Ill have 4 please
Seeing max hold back laughing at Chad mispronounced "incense" was great lmao
15:25
Max somehow threw that into the foreground. the editing is fucking nuts
I agree that the editing is good but this is relatively easy to do with after effects. You roto the box thing and put it in a new layer. Then animate it falling.
Only Chad and Max would buy a $250 slab of wood đ
It'll come in handy when one of the table legs becomes uneven
@@mediocreandworse59 HAHA HOW IS THAT TABLE STILL IN ONE PIECE
To be fair, with the ads they get itâs pretty much an investment đ
@@mediocreandworse59 Table Eggs.
Have you seen this little guy?
@@MrSteMitchell Have you seen this lil egg character
The fact that max is vegan but will literally put almost anything in his mouth is hilarious
He knows that almost anything is better than being vegan lmao
i think it's literally anything, not almost. back in the edgy content era of youtube anyway
@@XxXMrSisterFisterXxX Yep, along with the "cakes" I saw a clip from a livestream where he literally drank alcohol from a bottle he found on the street.
Vegetarian not vegan, know the difference
Doesnât matter if he doesnât eat it. Vegan, put a whole piece of raw steak in ya mouth then spit it out.
After watching many episodes of cold ones, im like 90% sure at this point that the set is just a simulation. Theres no way they havent destroyed it beyond repair by now.
Cold Ones: coming to you live from the Holo-Deck
What I love about this is that normally, people would be mad about someone buying an apple watch on their dime, but max is just over here like "Lmao I got got, good on ya."
"I actually like this vegetarians ones... no homo" got me laughing so bad
Dude same!! xD my fucking face started hurting from laughing so hard
Same bro, Iâm so using that
It's like Good Mythical Morning but scuffed
And instead of daily uploads, itâs whenever.
But funny*
Yup
Fax
no it much better because gmm just shoving food now lol đ€Ł
Chad and Max literally are personified versions of my braincells when deciding to buy useless shit
29:18 âOnly a spoonâ donât know why but this shit had me laughing for an hour straight
The end of this video was Chad becoming a secret dark souls boss and max is the hunter with all that shit equipped he found from the goblin caves
When he pulled out the colored lights it looked like if you were to grab it in a game and the sound it made when you grabbed it was just max like âWHATâ
Chad was clearly a Zelda Ocarina of Time boss.
29:03 with Chad having the iron neck pulling him backwards towards the door and Maxâs chain rings getting caught on the light fixture, the entire scene looks like an at-home Saw trap they both managed to get themselves stuck in
đ bruh I got the same chaotic vibe
âThat was the last package btwâ ânah letâs keep goingâ
Ê°á”ËĄá” á”á” á¶Ê°á”á”
Let be honest... they would 100% be the ones to just stumble into a Saw trap
Someone needs to add saw music and a timer and it be perfect
20:40 When grandma say some racist shit at dinner, and you are the only one who heard it.
I hope megan has a great life that was funny af
Wherever Megan is, she is not getting paid enough. What a queen.
I can see that website getting more traffic just from people trying to contact Megan via help chat lol
Woman
Nice try, Meganâs alt.
What a legend to find out of the blue, just one of those things
@@liamalcantara1485 M*n
best episode of the teletubbies yet thank you to the joji team for putting this one together
get cold ones on astari !
didnt expect u here
astarii
Woah, I listen to music on your channel
Yo
Iâve been playing RuneScape since 2004 and having these dudes consistently making RS jokes makes my heart happy. I have a RS tattoo on my arm, thatâs how dedicated I am đ
I've never experienced customer support that impressive
Remember when this used to be a podcast?
Now it's the inside of an insane asylum.
So the show hasn't changed much keep up the good work!
I reckon with how strict the Covid restrictions are in Australia, they had to switch it up since it would be almost impossible to get guests.
@@xKrypto98x Wouldn't want the cops coming over to the office to beat them with night sticks, shoot some dogs and pepperspray 12 year olds (for their health and safety of course).
@poisoned_mercury Sleepycabin was kinda obvious because of your Roachdogg jr. pfp.
@@TheBuilderize i'm pretty sure Aussie's cops ain't that brutal . . . . . . .
. . . . . . hopefully
They actually were really smart to change it up with covid restrictions being so crazy, not being able to have guests on, their content is getting great views
I unironically like Max with the matrix glasses lol actually a fire fit
The only good item
You mean this fit? 26:50
@@pheethee3018 EEEYHEEEE
I like how their keeping the spirit of 2015-2017 yt alive
And people wonder why dark souls would be fun⊠29:26
Just look how Max reacts!
Thatâs all I have to say.
The best customer service reps are the ones that know you are joking but still manage to actually help in a really nice way. Meg truly is a wonderful person
I have a wonderful deal on a bridge that I know you will love. My name is Susan and I'm very pretty. đ
It's funny how obsessed they are with the "finally" meme
I was in my chemistry lab and I held up my sidearm flask and said "Finally... Chug Jug" before I realized nobody knows what the fuck I'm talking about
@@theunscgrunt4839 you makin meth in there?
@@Twixmix16 They don't let us make meth in college
Sadge
@@theunscgrunt4839 college is full of losers then, thank God I never went, gotta get back to making meth.
Would love to play DnD with Max he seems like the only person true my able to play a true chaotic character đ
22:46 oh no! Our table! Itâs broken!
Chad: "I actually like these vegetarian ones.... no homo"
Max: "chad.." LMFAO
@koiun dwrru they've been famous since early youtube day bro!
Chad swinging the iron neck around his head is a fucking dark souls boss
I fucking lost it in that part
@@Bariudol yeah me too that shit was hilarious
HAHAHAHAH SOMEONE NEEDS TO EDIT THAT IN
29:28 I lost it at the Zelda boss music
Meg needs to be a guest on the show
The segment with talking to Megan was hilarious, can we get her on the podcast?
This
si
What podcast
Can we get a podcast?
They were actually just Prezoh
They should do this same idea again but go on different liquor websites, roll a 6 sided dice, and then taste test them all when they arrive. Like go on Jagermeisters site, captain morgans, patron etc
I would rather they dont pickle their livers
Oh damn they would die :D
@@trueffelkobold taste testing not finishing bottles lol
@@josiahu right, testing ......riiiiiight
Your kidneys go first, don't worry.
Jesus Christ this is like my 4th time watching this and every fucking time they open the head thing at the end I cry laughing. Thank you Max and Chad for this timeless content, fucking love you guys.
Maxmoefoe used to make me die of laughter. Making Ramen noodles in a washing machine lmao. You're the best max
Is he dead or smthn damn you using past tense bro
I havenât laughed this hard in a while thanks boys!
Did you piss your pants? If so, can I buy them? Thanks - Alec
@@Alec_Reaper Alec?
@@maverickmills1856 yes, clearly: alec
@@Alec_Reaper a lil. you want em? jkjk ... unless
@@jasliketheflower even after all these years the boys still got it lmao, now imagine with Ian and George
Chad swinging the Iron Neck around himself is the final boss of the Cold Ones office
When you trigger his second phase he's on fire and more belligerent.
Chad with the iron neck spinning around is almost as fearsome as the hardest of souls bosses đ€Łđ€Ł
When he was laying on the table and the camera zoomed in on his jolly bowl full of jelly jiggling as he laughed...that was gold.
Oh my god. Chad becoming a Zelda boss at the end was hysterical.
*"i forgot you don't like electricity"* chad says this because max is still traumatized from the shock dog collar video they did with frank
Gentleman's Guide is the only guide
Ah yes, when the boys were at their best
That was idubbbz
What did chuck mean by this?
this is because he is not crazy
In pretty simple terms, my faith in humanity is "restored".
I've always thought that these ads were as real as a U$D3,00 bill.
you speakin robot my man
I've been in the hospital and rehab and your guy's videos were the best thing to come back to I love you guysâ€ïž
Shit, I used to watch them too during rehab.. Have been dealing with opioid addiction for 16 years, tho I have stopped using couple of times, longest break before atm was 8 months, but then I started it all over again when shit has hit the fan and I got too depressed and didn't really know how to handle it, just wanted the "easy way" out of it.. which actually is just harder in the long run... I hope you stay clean, I have been clean for almost one and a half years now! đ
I love how chad is just wearing the watch after the transition and itâs not brought up lmao
I also love how he has a Pixel not even an iPhone I think?
Ez tax deduction
The conversation with Megan was the most entertaining thing you guys have ever uploaded, plz bring her back
Reminds me when they got their Uber Eats driver to do a challenge with them
@@dylnm that was great also, but i do miss there drunk podcast they used to do with guests....
@@reggiexp69 me too, I miss the podcast so fucking bad man :,(
it was funny, but it definitely wasn't the funniest thing they've done
Some idiot savant shit making friends w companies like this by accident
Watch them sponsor
As a lesbian, I'm trying so hard to look like a 'super gay' everywhere I go all the time and here Max is, doing it effortlessly.
I love how you people always feel the need to make sure everyone knows your preference, even though no one cares. Youâre not special
@@austins.2495 It's called 'friendly sharing', you dogmatic bigot twit, you don't know what other people care about haha, fucking stop it you troll
@@austins.2495 damn
â@@austins.2495the joke was that shes gay and that she "trys" to look "super gay". Im trying to say that shes referring to the joke in the video. Way to be a party pooper Austin
â@@austins.2495 it was a jokeđ
That entire customer service chat was lit. GOALZ
Holy shit. Chad's face when he was pulling away from Max with the Iron Neck on was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Incredible.
Timestap
@@chatman4998 28:50
the fact that most of these are probably 80% cheaper on aliexpress is hilarious
Yeah because those are dropschipping products
Halo dropship
rings and chargers barely cost 10$ on ali lol. felt terrible watching them spend money
most? you mean *all,* right?
@@1970DAH besides the beef snacks, but even that could probably be made at home for 5x less the price.
This is hands down, the best CZcams channel. I have never laughed harder, in my life. Mac and Cheese, you guys are great. đ€
Chad: We are buying stuff from ads | Most of the video: Iâm talking to Meg
Working at a nuclear power plant is less hazardous than working with Cold Ones
this video makes oil rigs feel like a kids playground
The fact that there's so many safety regulations at a nuclear plant means this could unironically be true
Nuclear power plants are probably one of the safest places you can work
@@KofteG61 Unironically true
@@KofteG61 facts
Everytime Max starts looking like hes gonna vomit I'm violently thrown into hair cake flashbacks.
Fuck man don't bring that up
Really? Vomit cake got me harder
@@ShakSaintTiger if we're being honest they all run into one another for me. Can't tell the difference at this point of time
@@calicocow1126 I think of his old milk challenge videos
Instantly
Watching these two just makes me wish I actually had friends.
Look at it this way, friends come with chores.
I can't get through a single Cold Ones video without smiling. :)
i havent seen max throw up in years its so nostalgic
i was waiting for some blue or pink milk coming out his mouth at any second
What the fuck are you talking about he does t throw up this vid
@@selloutguylol it's the gagging, if you would watch the filthy frank "cake trilogy" you would understand.
What? They literally had a video where they drank a shit ton of milk like in the old times and threw up. Man, you fell off.
@@timothyohara7659 that is the most cringe shit i have ever heard lol
7:53
Lmao, "do people still play Runescape?" Part got me laughing. People never stop playing runescape they just take a very long break.
Megan is definitely the best customer support chat person I've ever seen.
I hope no idiot supervisor of hers decided to use that chat transcript as something to scold her for, given it wasn't extremely robotic like the standard M.O. Good on you, Meg; always act like a real human and don't let a corpo tell you otherwise.
@@Skeletonizer1200 Itâs so much more engaging when the customer support can just be free to act like an actual person, if I was the boss Iâd have encouraged my other workers to feel free to engage more with the customers
It's not even a game anymore, it's a torture device. Jagex destroyed the game completely
Nah I can confirm Iâm never playing that dog shit again
@@Skeletonizer1200 Not the case, all our customer support is like this, we don't have a script. But thanks!
Watching Cold Ones while drunk is a whole other level of crazy fun
26:11 human tea......
Max: gets terrified and runs away from Chad putting anything near him
Also Max: laughs hysterically when Chad gets actually horribly hurt
@bocoy noiu To be free of any concern of financial strife? Just doing fun stuff and people pay you for it? No, thats sound hoooooooorible
@@3starperfectdeer233 no dude, its EMPOWERING
no fun allowed here, gotta empower the masses by allowing them to get hammered
I love how max put on the head massager and immediately his forehead vein looked ready to just explode
Ok... and?
Ok... and?
Ok... and?
Ok... and?
Ok... and?
Max shoving shit down his throat would terrify me, he almost choked on that tea
28:00 the Iron neck is to train endurance and strenght in the neck. The most well known application of such training is probably by F1 drivers who have to train their necks for the G-Forces when driving.
to this day they still put out content this good. Max and chad are an inspiration to aussie kids everywhere and still going strong into their middle age
They're in their 20s, dude. lmao
@@MariusiDZ honestly the way these two live their lives, they might as well be classified as middle age lol
@@MariusiDZ no max is 45 years old and chad is 42
ayo is that chad from joji
âi actually like these vegetarian onesâŠno homoâ hilarious chad
European whimsical creatures when you forget to put your chestnut offering on an autumn leaf in the most warm corner in your living room:
The chaos đđ everyone just takes turns being the problem. *âswing it around your head like thisâ* đ đ
"Maxmoefoe from MaxmoefoePokemon and Chad from Joji" - The fat dude from Joji 2021-
28:53 im literally crying i paused it and chads face has me in actual tears
29:25 I died lmfaoooo the music was perfect.
This is the first time ive laughed out loud in a while, thanks i really needed that
Very impressed to see Chad knows "the theory of light".
"That was the last package by the way"
Chad: no lets keep going
I love that the sweater worn by Chad in the first half, is the sweater that Max wears in the second half.
I forgot for a while what this video was about I was so invested in the Megan conversation =D
chad making the incense was the most wholesome thing ever :â)
the incest**
"Don't take this from me, I love this hippie shit" haha
Imma need a whole video of that
basically homeless neck day
why are you here, nohat member
Franzj present
Finally
Homeless neck day
29:25
Francisco Jota presenta
Hahaha the Megan part was a trip! You guys are so stupid! I love itđ€Ł I also sleep with thunderstorm sounds, so relaxing
yâall should post more these videos are so entertaining
Jokes and memes aside, Chad lost some pretty good weight. Way to go Chad!!
Cap
Cap
Cap
Baseball cap
no cap im proud of him
Lmao chad chatting to MEG was priceless, hes a little too comfortable doing it though it seems he does that way to often đ
Chad tryna get metood
âVerte-Bruhâ
I donât know why I found that so funny but I couldnât stop laughing.
Even though, I have friends from all over the world especially Australia. This video really puts into perspective of how much shipping costs are compared to other countries. Lol
Megan C. is my favorite cold ones character so far
What a legend!
But what about that funny little egg character? Come on, it has glasses on
Megan can C deez nuts
Cold ones cinematic universe
I'm always going back to admire prezos edits for a second time, really creative transitions!
Twomad best editor
Is it just me or the first half of the video was strangely void of the edits? Just a pop up for the prices of things, no edits like the other vids?
Why did it take this long to discover this channel. The editing is GOLD.
I love when they pulled out the iron neck and then they iron necked all over the room
*retches like he's dying*"Ahh, nothing like a good tea in the morning"
The fact that they didn't put the apple watch charger into the stand makes it 10x funnier
@YourLocalCommunist don't worry, if you live in a communist country you'll be too busy staving to death to worry about smart watches
@YourLocalCommunist easy, every communist country considers owning land to be unfair and that classifies land owners as oppressor who must die or be thrown in prison. Naturally that means every farmer who owns land must be a oppressor using that logic, so they all must be killed or imprisoned, meaning all the people who produce all the food for a nation efficiency due to having skill doing it for a extended period of time are gone. The end result is that people who the government tell to farm can't farm because its not as easy as fools believe, causing mass food shortages. There, that answer your foolish question?
"It's 2021, women are allowed to say what they want now bro"
-Megan C.
Honestly if some guy was saying weird stuff and then I loved you, I would say love you too man just for the conversation to end đ
Chad makes everything in his hands a fucking weapon
29:27 this has no right being as funny as it is, maxâs pure fear and running away as chad just retard helicopters his head
the music makes it even better, I couldnt breathe laughing so hard
"What y'all think?" I think I'm done. đ€Łâ ïžâ ïž