Testing VIRAL TikTok Life Hacks

We Test 5 Minute Craft Life Hacks from Tik Tok!
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[@BlobbleBong]

Ha u have 4 likes noob

[@nintendope8837]

@@BlobbleBong ha u use noob in 2020 idiot

[@jillianfrancis1077]

i love you chad, thx for liking my tweet

[@iknowmyopinioniswrongbut6785]

CUTLERY APPLE
CUTLERY APPLE
CUTLERY APPLE
CUTLERY APPLE

[@loomnatinoscopers]

yo that cutlery apple shirt is actually fire

[@AA-pw5ni]

Chad is immune to physical damage and Max is immune to poison.

[@copper8737]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@slugmansam3641]

Max is weak to loud noises and Chad is weak to grammar

[@probablyants]

@James F. Mate have you never consumed a vegetable?

[@AutumnWind92]

@@probablyants why would he consume someone in a wheelchair?

[@probablyants]

@@AutumnWind92 Easier to catch them

[@willdepue1071]

It never ceases to amaze me how these two manage to be functioning members of society

[@Soggybread233]

Never knew how they are successful

[@RamdozaCh]

Hey man, the supply of “funny and weird shit” is pretty low in the current market, as long as you have a niche, you have a chance to succeed

[@damperemu4445]

Crayons

[@GrowingDownUnder]

because they have the continuem transfunctioner...that makes them functional. #ZOLTAN

[@pickypath246]

they don't.

[@PatchworkSociety]

why did I crack up to "finally... centre text"

[@KitsunekoOwO]

Me too

[@jeffa9254]

Literaly the funniest joke of the vid

[@table1g]

FINALLY
CENTER TEXT
.

[@avonire]

that made me laugh too

[@jaredsabatelli2459]

Why is it so dam funny

[@obamafunnyman6357]

I like how they completely ignore the fact that Max’s can turned into a sprinkler

[@DiaMindRecords]

I thought they edited that sound in tho.

[@selloutguylol]

Bruh

[@olivera.173]

I love how whenever chad tries to do something dangerous max just says "scott" like he's their dad

[@chef___]

"It's kind of funny" yeah I can see him as a dad

[@varek50cal2]

DAAAAAAD TELL CHAD TO PUT DOWN RAZOR BLADE

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

I thought the same thing, tone of voice and all is very like "dad he's bullying me again" 👌👌

[@conpon2900]

wait scott isn't Max and Chads father???

[@mostralik]

Scott is Warrun light change my mind

[@KGProductions_]

Doctor: So why are you boys here today?
We been drinking glueee!

[@y0bc0]

hi kg productions, fancy seeing you here

[@KGProductions_]

fun cow What a small world this youtube land! You sir have good taste in content 🤝

[@victorsanchez2112]

I read that in Chads voice

[@icecreamwasabi]

The fact that they loved your comment makes it better.

[@KingOfJoshs]

Victor Sanchez I read it in max’s

[@sentriesband]

Max: scared of anything that makes any noise whatsoever
Also Max: drinks glue without hesitation

[@luke_mckay]

Max: blows milk out of every hole in his body
Also max: "No, they won't be seeing my nipples."

[@coolguyhino92]

"Does it taste like orange juice?"
"Mmm-nO"

[@chrisg869]

“Scott”
“What”
“Tell him to put the knife down”
“It’s kinda funny”

[@tristanscott-jones5563]

Famous last words

[@burntcrab3838]

His tombstone’s gonna say “it was kinda funny”

[@thetrashcanking]

it's kinda funny

[@davidsancheese781]

@@thetrashcanking it's kinda funny

[@current3109]

@@thetrashcanking cry me a river

[@asdf852asdf]

Chad breaking out of the ziptie is the most chad thing he is ever done

[@rambam791]

He didnt think twice, BLAM, breaks out like a bear- Funniest shit i seen

[@mublysnubly3407]

It's much easier to do when it's really tight because of the mechanism that closes the zip tie.

[@imSACCO]

Do you know what the song in the background's called?

[@PatchworkRose567]

You can tell he has done it before. The question is why did he have to do it before?

[@thatboostedbastard1327]

"finally, center text" had me cryin

[@imafilthyboi7794]

Ditto

[@isaksuks8995]

I love Max’s chaotic energy like a younger brother trying to impress your friends

[@nobodywahah1513]

I’m worried for Max’s health.. I heard glue doesn’t mix well with snake aids :(

[@ieatshit1]

Snaids**

[@mutes1123]

Glue doesn’t mix well with black mould either

[@batsspit]

and the black mold

[@wngdhssr]

@@mutes1123 mmmm black pokemon mold aids

[@idontevennoticewhenithurts8300]

and filthyfrank aids

[@Mistpirit]

you can tell this was pre-recorded because max isnt in hospital due to the spores

[@oh_minus]

wait which episode is this from,

[@purplejinxer3478]

@@oh_minus last Pokémon video on maxmoefoepokemon

[@ivylenzaeith9272]

Did he actually go to the hospital?

[@evgenyreshetnikov3483]

@cian c no it was covid69420

[@ugh1230]

what y'all mean spores??

[@josephikrakowskiwithflextape]

5:35 Max's reaction will forever be priceless

[@Bruh-nr7ci]

pure fear

[@thatannoyingguyinthecommen5970]

He totally shit himself 🤣🤣🤣

[@ZacTFF]

*HURRY THE FUCK UP!*
lol

[@simpIeidiot]

I will never get tired of max maniacally cackling and saying “IT WORKS”

[@MD-mf8so]

Max in the wish episode: *smokes unknown chinese herbs*
Max yesterday: *inhales spore ridden pokemon toys*
Max today: *drinks glue fanta*
I am now convinced that every Australian is invincible

[@jesseferret2334]

max has ascended and has now become immortal

[@saniknight8710]

Not Steve Irwin

[@TheGingey]

@@saniknight8710 too soon

[@russez1018]

Its been 14 years mate

[@untrust2033]

Where is the Pokémon video I can't find jt

[@OriginalMajesty]

Crazy that Chad's brain cell managed to figure out the chocolate thing lmaoo

[@johskr2223]

His one braincell

[@xxeman445xx]

@@sean269 He was right immediately, he literally pointed out how the pieces in the middle are smaller than the one you have off to the side

[@pauloricardo-wn6ps]

@@xxeman445xx he's actually a smart guy, just talk a lot of shit when get drunk

[@someweeb3650]

He watched the vsauce video

[@Daniel-bb9qj]

Paulo Ricardo he thought skeleton was sculton

[@sdhjsjana72js]

Max's "oh theres a blade in there!" after biting into an acupunctured apple is hysterical lol

[@alejandroalemanhernandez4071]

I love how the guy who used to play soccer bare footed on a mouse trap mine field is now afraid to death of a Stanley knife.

[@antoniobush4560]

I dont understand how either of them have managed to live this long

[@thefartsmella819]

I think they're immortal.

[@icecreamwasabi]

I don’t understand either but it continues to amaze me.

[@hyvnglvrd]

They're Australian

[@yugits6525]

Antonio Bush until it kills them I’m doing every bit of this shit

[@Camad]

Max is dead now. Poisonous spores.

[@aymate9179]

These edits make CZcams feel closer to *2015*

[@ilikeyoutube2842]

damn *the good old days*

[@Obamasanus]

boss I habba cancer

[@kentuckyfriedpepespeaks1550]

But filthy frank

[@perplex7838]

no one likes people with usernames like that fr

[@HOTD108_]

I'm not sure what works your from, but 2015 editing wasn't nearly as good as this.

[@tornaclconor5149]

Max saying "I LIKE THAT" makes me happy

[@chicknhed5019]

This is the only CZcams merch I've ever actually wanted and I'm too late for all of it :'(

[@buppo8931]

Same

[@sthlng2180]

Just snatch the design and order one custom made thats my life hack of today

[@homienews9968]

Imagine spending 10,000 dollars on car security, and some kid breaks into your car with a tennis ball

[@civfanatic2547]

But that is obviously fake, there's no way it would work

[@jellevh8292]

@@civfanatic2547 actually works on certain types of car locks though, certainly not all of them

[@MrPlyxan]

it works go out and try it

[@stevebutters306]

Don’t listen to them. It’s bullshit, the air pressure doesn’t magically know how far to push each tumbler.

[@lumathran5791]

Now I don’t know how lock on cars work but I’ve played enough oblivion to get the idea. Older cars wouldn’t have a fancy system to have specific tumblr triggers so if it blew enough compressed air then it could possibly be enough to make the car think that a key went through it and unlocks the car. But I’m no expert sk

[@theofficiala.n.4074]

I was actually impressed when Chad broke free from the zip tie

[@Fak3Cake]

He's been watching too much Kung Fu Panda lately

[@bullete4351]

Fat

[@bbbbbern]

its easy as fuck if you know how

[@chillpill1649]

@@bbbbbern how?

[@Stryfe52]

Howww

[@HumFan]

And so it is written: “The man with two forks takes the first apple.”

[@boboloon]

When they both said, "Let's do it again!", It warmed my heart.

[@MrTattyBoJangles47]

you gotta make these an hour long, I feel like we miss out on so much in the cuts

[@svishQ]

They do, but on the Patreon.

[@carrot9107]

Mateusz Śpiewak might have to buy then

[@emma_tm]

the patreon is 2 hours and its waaaaaay better

[@svishQ]

@@carrot9107 I did buy it and i've a great time watching.

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

@@svishQ you're in for a treat my dude, all the extended episodes are so fucky. It's the only patreon that I have and its worth every penny imo

[@alexito4329]

This vid was so funny I had to watch it again lmfao.. “Finally... center text” 😭

[@rotary135]

Alexander Miranda finally... cum

[@tronghoatran8183]

i died at that part lol

[@minntul7492]

This channel has basically devolved into Chad and Max eating glue.

[@broccodoggo8363]

The tennis ball thing was literally made up by mythbustsers to show how gullible people were lmfao

[@KrisKrueger]

I actually believed it WHY DID THEY TROLL US

[@punkuin5208]

So first Max unleashes the plague in his home and now he's drinking glue.

[@Sykohsis]

Papa Nurgle would be proud.

[@182Burritos]

Lmao. The dead bird?

[@glxssy8037]

And the snake aids 😔

[@kelsoncampbell2264]

@@Sykohsis Max = Mortarion confirmed

[@chefnupah7884]

"i think my organs clopping"
[Zuckles liked that]

[@ben9183]

Views: "You hate things that zap and pop"
Max: *Deadly Twister Flashbacks*

[@jwingsofficial]

There should be a T-shirt that says *"IT WORKS!!"*

[@egg5915]

EXACTLY

[@boftheb8664]

With an arrow pointing down

[@heinousheine41]

"The man with 2 forks gets the apple" - The Founding Fathers of USA

[@KamilHenri]

Glad to see the bois are still doing things such as drinking glue and throwing knives at each other

[@Atari917]

Max man! Has some of the best one liners. I can't stop at "the video has been... derailed"

[@joellemarron3452]

"I don't ever trust you with weaponry"
1 min later:
"GIVE IT A FULL SPINN!"

[@Zebresh1]

I don’t think I watch any other youtuber that makes me laugh IRL like your guys, FINALLY.... CENTER TEXT

[@samh3305]

Samurai jack be spitting facts

[@breadman2983]

Drinking glue, you guy's really are trying to any% speedrun life.

[@mxyu2597]

26y.8m.5w.23h.14m.49s.83ms WR ANY% Life Speedrun Glitchless

[@vaalbaramedia2299]

some glue is edible hombre

[@marcorill1670]

@@vaalbaramedia2299what's your favorite one?

[@vaalbaramedia2299]

@@marcorill1670 the sniffing type

[@vaalbaramedia2299]

@「 Deadpoppin 」 yeah…it’s edible, like some paper…crazy

[@imstupid880]

"I thought they were saying add glue to fanta and drink it. Can we do that?"
And so they would.
And carbonate it.

[@jamesduggan4049]

“Finally center text” killed me my humor is scuffed

[@FluffyPapi]

“I think my organs are clopping.”
Me: *Yes.*

[@Fak3Cake]

clogging?

[@aijint]

read this as he said that

[@jillianfrancis1077]

Theres nothing like a good clop;)

[@clanofclams2720]

He said clogging

[@praneetnayak5865]

I dunno why but I feel like these are my brothers and not just content creators on CZcams

[@angelicentity1401]

true

[@arranskye]

finally someone described it 😂

[@Ebbie155]

Exactly

[@austinw2098]

yeah that's unhealthy.

[@lewisbaitup6352]

Hey keep it parasocal or gavin will commit bruh on you

[@johnathanflannagan2407]

I literally shielded my face at home at 12:00 lmao

[@yakiyugi7890]

I cannot believe that my favorite part of the video, the part that makes me laugh the most every single time, starts at 4:20 😅😅😅

[@holilol9169]

IT WORKS HAHAHAHA

[@blaynemilstead4937]

I delivered food to a guy wearing a cucumber Joe shirt earlier 🙂

[@getlitskoden]

That is incredible

[@blaynemilstead4937]

getlit skoden It really caught me off guard lol

[@steph.uhknee]

Wait yall got your cucumber joe shirts already??

[@kujawa564]

I have just realised that watching this while drunk is completely new experience

[@cyanocitta3728]

me rn

[@zedpwner]

I gotta do that I will wednesday

[@tp4883]

3:50 Chad: gives the actual reason why it happens
Max: nouu you get an extra piece from thin air!

[@leah-rd1zv]

5:15 I loved Max's reaction to that hahaa

[@toastyboi6371]

i didnt like that >:/

[@hamburger_04]

5:32 I like how max was genuinely shocked by Chad screaming

[@daniellesteele2810]

Is it bad that I prefer these short vids over the actual podcasts 😂 I love both but theirs something magical about these

[@Nehawes]

Max: MMMmm
Chad: doesn’t it taste like orange juice??
Max: MMmNo 🤨

[@alexkurtbaker94]

Max out of context:
“I’m widdling”

[@cara-he7js]

2:27 "That is so foul." Strange coming from a man that ate human hair, vomit, and toenails in a cake.

[@adicted52427]

2:27 "That is so foul." Strange coming from a man that ate human hair, vomit, and toenails in a cake.

[@Fak3Cake]

And drank literal glue Fanta in the same fkn video

[@ju7904]

2:27 “That is so foul.” Strange coming from a man that ate human hair, vomit, and toenails in a cake.

[@peepeepoopoo4652]

i think that says more about the taste of the sprinkle water sludge than max's baking activities

[@OlofBergh-cd7xn]

"The video has been derailed". Story of ALL Cold Ones videos.

[@drerod89]

Man drinking white liquid: “ wtf are we doing”
Other man: “experimenting”

[@joaquinlanderretche]

Any doctor's nightmare is watching Max enter the emergency room

[@antoniobush4560]

I never thought they'd be actually eating glue in an episode, sounds like them though

[@lonick1692]

Laura looked so uncomfortable while they were on a piss break, and it made me laugh a lot

[@vomerconch9795]

“he needs resetting”
“m yeeeEEAHHhh”

[@azail8640]

6:45 the way it cuts hella fast when max drops the apple lmaoooo

[@jblen]

On one hand, the coke trick is unnecessarily messy when there's literally a ring pull, but on the other hand how the hell does that actually work?

[@majhel]

I guess by the friction, they heat It and then pressure need to go up somewhere.

[@joshdavies6465]

It's all about pressure

[@shungite3398]

majkelo yes big brain

[@thegreatcanadianlumberjack5307]

The rubbing of the Chopstick around the ring creates friction and the heat weakens the seal and the Pressure in the can does the rest of the job t

[@shungite3398]

Thegreatcanadianlumberjack hmm yes big brain

[@justvibin621]

Seriously this is easily best content on YT, keep up the good work bois

[@crank1587]

Danny Mullen

[@AxxLAfriku]

Do you want to date me? Then I have to shatter your dreams: I am in a relationship with two hot women! They are also loyal subscribers of me, YT Megastar AxxL! Please don't cry, dear ero

[@jonathonlasagna9168]

AxxL wut

[@Berke.2k2]

frfr

[@znub206]

Yo its the tap brothers.

[@johns5586]

5:22 has me dying man, why was that edit so hilarious

[@evandymon]

I fucking died when chad yelled "Centrifugal!" after cutting the balloon, when i think he meant to say laminar flow.

[@mattheoufernandez3102]

This episode is like watching HowtoBasic.

[@getlitskoden]

HowtoColdOnes

[@user-um1br5rj8h]

HowtoDieYoung

[@fungifago]

Well...

[@bumble9511]

How to be drunk and dumb the video

[@cresoma]

Question of the century: Will Max die from huffing mold spores or drinking glue first?

[@Garrett_Rowland]

The editing in these videos is god-tier.

[@reeseiannacone8074]

They should rename this show to, "Why woman live longer than men" .. I actually got scared for everyone in that room when he started to spin the cuttlery apple on the drill lmao

[@blissridden]

when the goblin and the beast find an apple, they make a cutlery apple

[@Stevenasty]

Chad is an orc

[@iknowmyopinioniswrongbut6785]

their mere existence never fails to baffle me

[@allysonjackson3492]

chad: "ill give you a $1000 if you drink the whole thing" max: *swallows some* chad: "DID YOU SWALLOW THAT"

[@oliverrees8957]

Something about Max taking a bite of the apple with about 6 knives and forks in there and screaming theres a blade in there gets me every time

[@coolkid9901]

Rando: “So what do you do for a living?”
These two numbskulls: “Oh I just host a podcast and drink glue”

[@burgerlover4574]

I love how in the end chad looks like he’s cutting up the tennis ball so he can eat it

[@amandakrause9394]

The smiley face foam art with the text saying “it works” absolutely killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@izzyskies5501]

The part where Cheb goes “gimme da szizzacz” is the funniest part of the whole vid lmao

[@prodbyeden]

these vids are never long enough

[@maria1212002]

max really does become a sound board when he’s drunk

[@condogsterf7564]

2:13 *hold on, brother.*

[@jellocup298]

The best is when max says “finally”

[@RaggyLuk]

Chad is so adorable when he laughs.

[@raidgoblin6933]

he is always adorable tbh

[@shayla4718]

YES

[@bro8620]

The lack of chin makes it cute

[@Chalambaraj]

The girl is too pure for these guys

[@thesos8828]

"I don't trust you with weaponry"
"Why is that"
*Mortal kombat ad plays*

[@theundergroundviking]

I love that these 2 are the only ones left making similar content from the good old days with eyedoops and papa franku

[@DrunkenHorseman]

9:40 I love how max is cringing inside and the look on his face. That glue must've hit him hard
Edit: on second thought maybe he liked the glue

[@Keepsie_911.]

Seeing two kings of CZcams comedy doing five minutes craft videos, is the world what needed rn

[@ryleighs9575]

11:45 It definitely doesn't help mitigate the chaos that they hired production crew who gives them ideas like "put the cutlery apple on the drill and spin it" XD

[@ardillaconchetito]

imagine these two trying to make a science project

[@vincentpatalinjug5380]

After seeing this video, i have decided to donate my two eyes after watching this emotional and inspiring video.

[@nattiecraft]

My favorite part of these two is when they get really drunk and yell “SCOGG” when they need scott

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

When you're fully blasted and need some sober adult supervision or assistance, the code word is s c o g g

[@scagoyle9254]

To whoever does the injury edits, I love you

[@You-gk1el]

the only channel for your Elmer's glue drinking needs

[@domzieken9508]

6:08 this is what peak entertainment looks like

[@drewharper1891]

When they were rubbing their skinny sticks across those beverages.Their reaction reminded me of, when you're putting new strings on a guitar. Just waiting for that g string to pop. 👀🤷‍♂️

[@goblinoid4910]

i adore these two