Will It Carbonate and How Does It Taste? (Feat.
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 9. 05. 2024
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Hey what good milk dud
Babey đđ
hi man
im dimitri
you are cool
craig
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Disabled version of Rhett and Link
Yes
Sort of
Yes.
Now I want a collab
No, just ozzy version
lifespan shortened by 3 years from consuming carbonated diarrhea
Carbon shit
The milk one had me crying
Specially the glue
Omg the egg one almost made me puke
@@pagemartin5936 especially when you saw the egg whites getting out of Maxâs mouth
i'm constantly astounded by how much glue max actually consumes
Imagine the next day
@@Sm0k3turt he Gonna have sticky sh1ts
He just kept going too đ
@@Sm0k3turt âsticky shitsâ - Chad
It's fine he did it in school too
Max being completely unhinged about the honey at 8:30 is the best scene hands down.
Bro im right here dying at that part rnđđ
honestly max is the only person in the world where loud=funny applies
@@floor.mp3youâre dead right wtf
Good Mythical Morning is not how I remember it to be.
this is worse mythical night
Id watch good mythical morning if it was hosted by Max And Chad
I was just about to comment how this needs to be adapted into an 18+ Australian GMM
Good mythical morning 3am edition
@@random_cocaine4667 hah nice one
Nice to see Max taking time out of his day to play with a disabled fan
Two crazed men try more drugs
Idk Max seemed pretty into drinking glue, I think they are the perfect match
@@TheMirksta he was just trying to make Chad feel at home. Max is so kind đ
@@AxxLAfriku What is going on here, mate? Jeremy making a legit joke, then you making a stupid comment?
I mean he was the one chugging glue tho...
7:00 the way Chad asks it in a completely serious tone; the uncertain silence that follows; the fact Chad doesn't giggle or laugh; the fact Max only giggles/laughs out of nerves; the very quiet and unsure "yeah?" at the end.
it's all somehow so perfect and makes me chuckle every time
12:50 had me laughing hard as hell for 10 minutes
No lie đđđ
My neighbors came to check on me because my laughter sounded like someone was hurt
sounds like howtobasic
dude that slurp!
Probably the most convincing way to get someone to buy shoes
Not a drop.
these shoes actually look good tho
LMAO
Just get some timbs they do the same shit unless it's blood then they get stained cause leather, but they seem to have the same non-stick coating shit
U haven't started the video and im so confused
"We can't put this on the internet"
**Human Cake series twitches in it's slumber**
Ok
@@octahedron6864 ok
@@octahedron6864 ok
Hi
I mean there's a reason the cake trilogy was deleted by CZcams-kun...
I literally gagged in real life when I saw him drink that egg đ
The way the strand of egg hangs from his mouth, before he slurps it up like my ex slurped... well, you get the idea
@@PerishingPurplePulsar eggs
@@PerishingPurplePulsar eg
Drinking eggs is not as bad as drinking Fanta glue.
@@PerishingPurplePulsarcum
I love how Max and Chad are basically just scuffed Rhett and Link
Mom: Go play with the neighborhood kids.
*Neighborhood kids:*
Thank You mom
@@DolphLOL mom?
best. mom. ever.
Iâd be fucking elated
I'd play withem
The "Mmmmm!" While max is clogging his throat with glue gets me everytime
Istg that exact part made me cry of laughter
My a****** Burns bruh
Not sure is anyone is going to tell him that the ingredient of the glue is made of horse bone, so it means Max broke the vegetarian contract
@@soemieroseart wouldn't that be vegan? he isn't eating meat
@@soemieroseart that would be vegan, which is to not eat any animal products at all
the beauty of HowToBasic's anonymity is that anyone can claim to have him featured in a video. that alone can make you question if the people who actually know who he is even feature him when they claim to. and thats art. thats art.
Everyone: max dont drink glue
Max: you're just jealous because i have sticky diarrhea and you dont
This is the closest to another human cake we will ever get lads.
Stop rubbing it in pls
True and I dont even really mind since this was funny as shit
Nostalgia
@Pitufo Chiludo seriously can we fucking stop with this? it's just annoying. move on
Underrated comment
I love the fact that Max started chocking/puking when he drank the water and not the copious amounts glue and Fanta mixture
Choking ;)
@@Saif-zf9vb chocking đđ
Gotta chock dem wheels son
@@bociphous8094 No You're both wrong, It's Chahking.
Alcohol is a helluva drug.
5:24 I was not ready for that. This channel has the best edits period.
ikr i love their editor so much
12:51 the slurp then background reaction made this hilarious on its own
max reverting back to his orgin
I'm surprised this is the only comment about this at the top
I never thought i would long for the sound of a man gagging, and dry heaving but here i am.
I just made a comment about this, seemed Max and Chad switched roles this video đ
bhhigh
I literally gagged a little when max sucked up the rest of the egg.
so did a couple people in the bg which was pretty funny
i was almost sick lol
Dude I sometimes think max is insane. Or he just does shit to look funny. But maxmoefoe is my fav CZcamsr for sure. He doesnât give a shit about monetizing off CZcams lol.
I laughed so hard at that part!đđł
Same
2:51 this perfect sync made me fall out of my chair XDDD
As a pregnant woman, that carbonated pickle juice is absolutely calling to me.
hows your baby?
@@janetm0use dead
congratulations!!
@@takano96congratulations!
â@@takano96congratulations
ahh yes, the saradomin brews
I vote for you to be the next cold ones guest!
Amen my beautiful
SHOULD I DROP THIS SONG?đȘđczcams.com/video/dgvlQysHVvI/video.html
Ahh yes, A Friend
hello everybody it is me a friend and today we will be chugging glue
5:22 the best edit ever made
scott turns the system bro
literally was hoping someone commented this
Clean af
@@thetrashcanking I mean it was funny, ya know... humour?
It blew my fucking mind for a sec when I first saw it
Badger milk...that's what we used to call protein drinks. đ
10:07 the moan had me laughing so hard
10:28 I feel like I've seen this in a *forbidden* type of anime before...
which one
even the sound lol
@@Joodles shoujo ramune
@@reku1emu â€â€
@@reku1emu yes fbi this one right here a cultured one
No one:
Max: you know what? Instead of posting japan vlogs I'm gonna eat *_glue_*
Thereâs also the paper Mario playthrough that he hasnât updated in a month or 2
@@greenhoppop394 yeah, true, but everyone wants more japan vlogs
2 more years!!
Im starting to think Max never even went to Japan!
Carbonated glue
Idk who is editing this masterpeace, but he or she is actually making something beyond this universe.
Thats the power of Prezoh
right they are such a funny editor
implying women could be funny
@@poika22 haha youre so funny
@@noahleach7690 Thanks but I wasn't making a joke.
Why do they love getting their team all scared one was all "STOP" and "ahhhHHH IM SCARED" in the background đđ
fun fact adding carbon to milk actually causes a chemical reaction inside the milk which will make it curdle(go off) immediately so max and chad drunk actual spoiled milk and cream in a video :)
Given youâre THE milkman, I trust you as an expert in milk.
Note: it happens because COâ is acidic. Adding any kind of acid will sour the milk. In fact, itâs possible to use small amounts of lemon/lime juice or vinegar to make a sort of scuffed buttermilk for things like pancakes if you donât have any.
I once milked a cow so fast it died
@@themilkman7162 cap?
@@saladguy2252 it looked like a shrivelled raisin afterwards
Thanks Milk Man
Everything before the olives was semi-acceptable, but after the olives shit really hit the fan.
Weeb
@@levisanchez1582 u rite
The wine was just making sparkling wine lmao
@@Pistolshrimp69420 truuuu
@@Pistolshrimp69420 he drank so much so quickly
9:27 Definition of the two drunk best friends
Max: "lets see if we can.. Uh, recreate the magic"
Chad: **dying**
5:23 that has got to be one of the coolest transitions ever
Had me fucked up first time i seen it
I'm s h o o k
I freaked tf out when this happened bc I thought I was trippin
Netflix: are you still watching?
Someone's daughter: 10:22
God fucking damn it I was about to say that
Or 12:51. But 10:22 fits better lmao.
Nah nah nah... 4:40
Nah 10:08
Nah 8:00
"Bailey's, one of my all time favorite alcohols as a child" lol
2:53 we need a soundbite of that lmao
Max: canât keep down carbonated eggs
Also max: ate a hair cake, human cake, and vomit cake
Couldn't keep down them either
probably why he has herpes
If he can survive huffing the black mold which only grows on the elephant's foot and those pokemon toys, he can survive anything
Which video did he eat those cakes?
Those are literally the titles.
11:25 is it just me or did chad sound like a police siren when the mellon went boom?
yea lmfao
I can hear it lmao
Nice name
Itâs the same in the inteo
@@taqo5417 no shit itâs the same clip
max almost throwing up made me remember human cake
Watching this back now 2 years later, seeing how Max reacted to the carbonated tobacco, and remembering he basically tanked the 9 mil Scoville, gummy teddy bear, makes be believe they had some kind of actual scientific breakthrough between spicyness and carbonation
I was like âholy shit heâs really chugging glue!â then I remembered hair cake
And human cake....
@@nakunyacuz4102 hair cake was so much more gross
@@demigloom weirdly enough yeah
nobody remembers vomit cake
and fecis cake
Netflix are you still watching:
Someoneâs daughter: 10:30
Nah, 12:51
@@legenddairy668 HAHA
Iâm so fucking done đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
@@legenddairy668 Nope, 4:41
when you give head to a horse
everyone on the team gagging when max shlurped up that egg
gold. pure gold.
14:37 as a Canadian, I approve of this experimentđ
Honestly, when the raw egg was hanging out of Maxâs mouth and he SLURPPED it in I died laughing!
i gagged lmao
@@felreaverguy ME TOO
RIP man... fuck we lost another one
I genuinely thought that was fake until I heard people in the background react the same as I did when he slurped it
YUCKY
11:19 I love how concerned Max is for his Health and shit but straight up drank a Bottle of Glue and raw Egg "Juice"
I'm pretty sure Max is just indistructible
Elmers glue is non toxic.
@@NickolasBickle Still,Glue can't be good for you
@@azzlackguhnter5635 Yeah if you eat a shit ton of it. But you eat as much as he did, youâre not going to experience any short or long term effects. Aside from it tasting like shit.
And huffed straight up co2
This entire episode is like a Jackass skit and I am all for it. I was laughing my ASS off!
not enough steve-o for that
@@oliviersavard8676 Chad & Max > Steve-o
Saying this as someone who basically grew up watching the Jackass crew
I've never laughed harder in my whole entire life watching the two of you NO word of a lie OMG!!! Where have the two of you been all my life? đđđđđđđđđđđđ
As a Canadian I can say I was rock hard when they pulled that maple syrup out.
Bruh.
Eh
Bruh yesđđđđđ
Same,
lol
2:52
Hello William
Hello William
Hello William
That was realy funny, it gives me Maxmoefoe puking out colored milk vibes
'bwa bwaa'
- Fallout 3 baby
"Wouldn't this turn into a cream?"
"It is Cream you fucking idiot"
this one is up there with Max and Chad moments in this channel for me lmfao.
The amount of Runescape and WoW references y'all make is amazing.
The Sensei *HowToBasic* monitors two Australian embodiments of stupid chaos to use their energy to make twisted dishes.
Itâs jeffabel
@@Laws2 đ
âDoes it feel sticky?â
âI have gloves onâ
9 9
7:07 Êžá”á”Ê°
I like the cuts just before max drinks on the spaghetti and olives where just before he drinks it, it shows his arm while heâs drinking with the frame from before itâs shows him drinking is there for a split second
âWe canât put this on the internetâ throw back to 2016
"Does it carbonate?" "Yes!"
"Does it improve it?" "["
wow, you watched the video too?
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2:52 cracks me up every, single, time
9:08 even your assistant is like stop because you're not the one who cleans that. đ
13:55 "are you getting me cake?" starts having war flashbacks
Bruuuuuuh
The good ol days of hair cake EDIT: fixed the spelling of cake because I am apparently a retard
12:50 may be one of the most vile things I have ever seen.
@@kingkoollgs bruh can you read?
@@kingkoollgs WHAT'S THAT?
I'm concerned with the amount of excitement Max got from chugging that glue
The editing is amazing on these videos
i will never get over the fact that max said 5 beans or less, only 5 beans hit the table, yet chad still says he lost
THANK YOU
"The Vessi shoes are made from sustainability"
- Chad
Dude that reset clean up transition thing was so cool!
This is one of the best sponsor tie-ins I've ever seen! Well done, boys.
is everyone just gonna ignore the fact that Max drank straight glue
it's digestible school glue
It's very common of him
I think his body can absorb actual dog shit and he will be fine
MASSIVE LEGEND
you must be new
getting vomit cake vibes from this, this is what we need now more than ever
Quality content and RS references, I approve.
2:52 the slightly delayed and synchronized reaction makes it so funny
âIâm extremely prone to vomitingâ willingly drinks raw egg
Literally the show for the boys. And I respect the olive juice drinking bc I do too.
i like how max eats everything unedible but runs away when there is something that could expload
2:50 I like how they both paused before processing how disgusting the cream was
"lets start with something normal"
proceeds to carbonate milk
the milk actually goes bad cause the carbonation breaks down the fat in the milk
@@leipakala9555 Ew. So it was the same thing with the cream and the Bailey's
@@Corn0nTheCobb correct
@@leipakala9555 Also, the acidic content (CO2 in water becomes an acid) sours the milk quicker than the lactic acid does
@@tylersutton9518 yeah ik, not great
9:10 Max's ptsd about the JoeySalads incident kicks in
The reaction to the cream is so perfectly coordinated đđ
Almost threw up when the raw egg hung from his mouth
when he slurped it in D:. LOL
me too ugh
I can watch people shoot themselves without flinching but that shit was gross đ€ą
I had to run out the door into the yard cuz i nearly puked
i laughed and then i dry heaved .. god the Texture
10:36 "We can't put this on the internet"
*laughs in cake trilogy*
I just found one of you videos last night. I'm about 6 videos in I can't stop laughing
These guys are amazingđđ€Ł a real gem of this platform
Dudes Litterally do a whip it on youtube and get away w it đ€Łđ đ€Łđ
heâs acting like heâs never eaten a vomit cake before
10:38 âWe canât put this on the internet!â
*Flashbacks of the Cake trilogy*
Ive never laughed harder watching a video in my life brođđđ i had to pause it like 3 times cause i was laughing so hard i couldnt brethe
Breathe*
why do i always laugh when max says "finally" and then literally anything
2:52 *the wild mating call of the cold ones.*
I love that chad isnât afraid to say he knows the smell of meth
I was wondering if I was the only one that caught that đđđ
Meth once isn't overly bad for you. It's TOO MUCH that's bad.
every australian knows what meth smells like lmao
When did he say that
I mean, him and Max have been around the misfits, and I kinda bet theyâve done something like that so I wouldnât be surprised. LOL đ
7:49 damn you chad i was eating takis and shot one thru my nose when i laughed
I like that idea max (7:01) that would be funny to watch you try that đ€Łđđ€Šââïž
Chad-âwe canât put this on the internetâ
Literally eats cake made out of piss, hair, and toenails
That was the old internet, now they literally can't even say fuck in videos because the Google overlords will disable their account.
âIt tastes like off milkâ
meanwhile eastern europeans : K E F I R
adevarat
Itâs healthy and tastes good tho
@Mike Hancho lol
Kefir is definitely better than spoiled milk
@Mike Hancho BASED
Me and my friend were watching this episode while drunk, it was the best shit everđ€Ł
I fucking love the sound max and chase make when they drink the spoiled CREAM