What Liquid Works Best In Cereal?
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What Liquid Works Best In Cereal? Ted Nivison and Schlatt journey to find out the answer to that question in this taste-test type video from Ted's award winning and awesome channel
Schlatt: @jschlattLIVE
Cereal battle art: / wheatskins_
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About Ted Nivison / JehBerDeh:
Ted Nivison is a CZcams entertainer/Filmmaker/voice actor/comedian based in New York. He creates comedy videos on CZcams making commentary videos about various funny topics and poking fun at ridiculous people on Facebook, CZcams, and Instagram. He's got some sweet moves as well. - Komedie
Alternate title: two grown men make decisions even 5 year olds know not to make
u mean fetus?
I don't know man. Kids can be pretty fucking stupid
Dish soap
Actually just two ten year olds trying to one up each other lol
Well the 5 year olds need to learn what not to do from _someone_
They weren't lying about Ted's violent tendencies on the hit, popular and iconic podcast Chuckle Sandwich
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This shit feels like Mythical Morning
You have to shut up
Thats two faced Teddy for ya
Schlatt: "When you have things to eat, there shouldn't be bubbles"
Also Schlatt: *points at dishsoap*
Those aren't bubbles ... yet
You like men. You like men kissing don’t you.
i was reading this and and a soap ad popped up
@@Thefakenoob462SAME
You also should not eat dishsoap
The world deserves a part 2 with orange juice, hot sauce, ranch, Mountain Dew, and other horrid liquids
Wine
@@imstupid880 pee
30% vinegar
They gotta commit and do bug spray
@@imstupid880you madlad that’s horrible
It’s so weird to see Schlatt cower like a child under Ted’s iron fist of dominance
Even schlatt fears the Big man
hes the bigger big man
@@kaim7709 there's always a bigger guy
No joke their violent personas complement each other very well
@@spooky_sockboy3400 🤣
Without Charlie to balance them out, these two get pretty crazy.
they are in fact the biggest guys currently in existence. shit's bound to get crazy
Lets be real, Charlie would definitely be doing this shit with them if he could.
Theres a yin and yang: charlie
And then theres these bitches: schlatt and ted
there's a reason that you need all of the 3 gods of chaos together at the same time. if only 2 of them are together, we die
Its not charlie in particular. It just turns out you need three braincells rather than two to not eat dish soap.
The realization in "oh you can't actually swallow that" is so good
14:10 his call for mom is a genuine sign that chugging thick water is a terrible idea.
I gotta say, Ted and Schlatt are usually the ones intimidating other people in the collab videos they do, so it is a god damn pleasure to watch two apex predators attempt to do the same thing to one another.
Schlatt was not apex enough to stop the Milkman.
The thing is, when Schlatt is with Ted, he IS the prey
This comment is so superbly on point
They are like two bull bison, facing off in the Yellowstone wilderness while we, the tourists, watch from our cars with horrified awe
Its like watching to male ostriches fight, its wacky but you know someone at the end of the day is going to get hurt
“It sucked going in, but towards the end it got a little better.” -Schlatt 2021
ITS THE FOX MAN
Can I join the circus?🦧
Yup
name of your sextape lol
YOUR PFP-
It's funny watching Jschlatt progressively get more and more drunk as the video continues
The look on teds face when schlatt starts chugging the thick water is just pure horror at what he has witnessed
schlatt saying mommy whilst drinking thick water has ruined my whole week
Bestie it made mine
the way he moaned when he ate in the car was also horrendous
It made mine (￣∇￣*)ゞ
It made my day better 😩
Mans has Mommy Issues HAHA
somehow schlatt looks both really rich and homeless
Brother
cus of the hair
Facts
Offbrand pablo escobar
A transport hawk that delivers heroin
Rewatching this video has made me appreciate DougDoug’s will to chug olive oil by itself each day
Yes
HAHAHA YEA
It’s not that bad, it’s just bitter
@@ianorsomething WHA- DID YOU TEST IT
@@Siamesetiger178 yeah ofc
i legitimately suggest yogurt instead of milk. you get extra tangy-ness without compromising the creamy-ness
im glad schlatt gave the viewers a more immersive point of view in the shopping segment since the average fan is about half the size of ted
Bold of you to assume.
I am 5”3. I see nothing but truth.
ted could comfortably eat me in one meal
Yes, we are all small men
I am back, he is 5’8. He is about average, I am thirteen and 6’1 somehow
schlatt looks like he's one step away from being in absolute misery
That's because he's in LA
@@thomasdamery7734 with all that smog
he always does
same
Just watching him “chug” the THICC water proves he’s on the edge of breaking everyday
Watching them try to eat the cereal with dish soap was enough to activate MY gag reflex
I love how schlatt doesn’t have much of a reaction when he drinks the alcohol cereal but Ted despises it
i feel like this "big milk" character is just trying to stop people from adding amendments to the geneva convention
Suggestion*
@@lorgotsbrig8494 Obligation*
Charlie is Chaotic Good, Ted is Chaotic Neutral, and Schlatt is Chaotic Evil.
Extremely true
And that makes for a good podcast
Yeah, what about some other people though? Imo minx is neutral evil.
Cr1tikal is a true neutral
I was gonna bring up Swagger's but I rather not rate him like that
Literally a classic. I'm rewatching it from time to time and it never gets old. Keep it up boys, we need more content like this
16:31
the way they retched simultaneously 💀
Ted: is The Milkman
Schlatt: milks men
True
They’re compatible
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WHO USES MILK IN A JUG, BE NORMAL USE BAGS OF MILK
@@tapeesa2866 are you kidding me???? drinking milk in a bag just sounds so sad
This is like the kids in your neighborhood who liked to make “potions” by combining the most vile substances they could find
i was that neighborhood kid
Lol, depends on what neighborhood you grew up in I guess
me, i was that kid
I think I did that once, the “potion’s” components were a crushed rice Krispy treat, grass, water and bug spray
@@case6668 my concoction was composed of paprika, toothpaste, soy sauce, and some fucking brie cheese and i put it all in some like plastic lizard looking thing. Still my greatest creation to this day
I love that Schlatt sounds the most furious at Ted while they're utilizing the fluids that HE pick.
sometimes i put this video on in the morning so i can pretend im eating breakfast with ted and schlatt
Schlatt: “I’M A MAN” *chugs beer cereal*
Also Schlatt: “mommy. Mommy. MOMMY” 😫
Nothing more manly
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Loving your mommy is hella manly
@@Justlilmonster yes
@@user-ix4il2ql2v agreed.
i like how most of the second half whenever schlatt isn’t doing anything he looks like he’s about to fall asleep
The thick water put him in a catatonic state
he was probably a bit tipsy
Yeah man, so cool to not care. Like so cool. Just the coolest.
That's probably because he chugged half the margarita bottle.
it was that fuckin thicc water man, he just couldn't bounce back after that
1:35 this totally foreshadowed the margaritaville trip of 2023.
The face that Schlatt made when he said " Bang! " While hitting the La Croix can was EASILY the best face I have ever seen
Jschlatt singing Astronaut In The Ocean is forever engraved into my brain now.
timestamp??
what you know about rolling down in the deep
@@izzbee3419 10:12
i want a full version of him singing the entire song
@@yoitsads when your brain goes numb you can call that mental freeze
The fact that you didn’t do 1 bite but filled a whole fucking bowl every time is what makes this video.
what was the thought process behind that. I hope it was as a joke but then again maybe they just never considered pouring less. Maybe they had to make a full bowl to get an accurate feel for the cereal eating experience.
the visual experience is key to true cereal appreciation
Ted looks so happy with a mask on. It hides the tears really well
Legend has it, Schlatt has not returned the lime green Tesla to this day
It's odd to see Schlatt with someone of similar height who he isn't completely towering over
2 big men
@@DJProfessorL huge
@@yufelon massive.
@@bee_._berry7324 enormous
@@user-ig6xd2zf5r gigantes
It's interesting how a bee's life is, find a partner, mate, die
Their life is honey, nut, cheerio
pffft-
Their partner usually being the queen bee
Holy shit why does this not have more likes?
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I think it depends on what cereal you're using for what drinks. I feel like fruit loops would work pretty well with the lemon lime, the lemonade and the margarita mix
i love the grocery shopping because their friendship really shines through
I love how Ted seems to be the only person Schlatt fears
i guess breaking one's arm with a baseball bat does that to a man
And big lion
He's the only person more chaotic
What man wouldn't when Ted claims cereal can go with anything but milk.
Schlatt is scared of Ted because Ted is the only person to match his power level
oh god i saw the dish soap and just immediately went “oh god schlatt no”
Yup same
I feel as though having dark chocolate cereal pillows with milk chocolate pillows inside of them with white chocolate viscous liquid in that, and then taking white chocolate milkshake and adding extra milk that is very cold to make it more runny, and then pouring that onto the cereal would be absolutely delicious. Also, adding margharetia to cereal in the morning is when you know you have a problem...
I feel like a tiny amount of lemon juice or honey would work in porridge
I love how dish soap placed second with a score of 13/20 being only close behind apple juice which had a 13.5. Dish soap was only half a point away from being the best alternative to milk.
Jokes on Ted. Little does he know Schlatt is the big guy.
That is his fear. That everyone will find out they're one in the same.
@@thatcosmokramer he put fear in the bug guy
Wdym? Schlatt and Big Guy are different entities, I don't know what you're talking about.
@@gun3881 exactly! Like dream and dreamXD they are completely separate alter egis but are to fear
Big guy is too powerful to even be close to being schlatt. Stop spreading lies.
Ted is such a kind soul to have let a homeless man eat a nice meal bless his soul
Did u just call jshlatt homeless lol (it’s funny)
PLSSS AKBAJVHSVACDN
LMAO
I wouldnt call it a nice meal but ok
Haha it's funny because like he's implying that jschlatt Is a homeless
what you said about the cold brew is honestly how i feel about all the coffee i've ever tasted
it's good for like 1-2 seconds, then the actual taste arrives, and then the aftertaste when you swallow..
I work at a news station and a few months ago we had a sound bite from a guy who was legitimately named Trend
PLSSS
“Like LA tap water”
“That’s not true!”
Then why did you buy a bottle of water?
Because all tap water is disgusting
@@Letsplaynumbers I mean not necessarily
@@Letsplaynumbers at least all US tap water
@@plece incorrect. City tap water. Source your tap by a nice ol stream or well
Is this a reference
“It felt good going in; I was surprised” -Jschlatt 2021
*Gayschlatt
*also,i think Jschlatt is a good person,it was a joke*
@@RokuDaBoi dude you just associated gay with not being a good person. I know you probably didn’t mean it but really?? *homophobic much?*
Lol
@@darrenflips7346 That was the joke
"Cheerios are good, they just wanna make you kill yourself" schlatt
I feel like the coffee would be better with Frosted Flakes, less coffee needed and more sugar
13:02 Why does it look like you guys are pouring a shitload of hand sanitizer on your cereal?
I once ate Cinnamon Toast Crunch with mayonnaise while I was high af on sleep meds. My reasoning was "It looks like milk, should work fine." I'm so glad someone has now shared the burden of this knowledge
I like mayo. I can eat it straight from the jar (a few spoons at most though) but even I have to admit that combined with cereal it's gonna be rough.
The white gets the cereal right, everybody knows this truth
@@LordMegatherium you are a war criminal
@@LordMegatherium Right there officer, take the shot
@@LordMegatherium you *are* the war crime
It’s nice to see Ted feed a homeless man, very kind of him.
yeah whos this guy he found off the streets? he seems pretty dangerous. looks like the kinda guy to have a cardboard cutout of the pope that he talks to, ya know?
Ted is the reason he is homeless in the first place. After ted broke his hand at baseball game he fell on hard times ),:
@@cyber2952 he peaked in 1999
When they drank the lemon juice I was legit thinking they would get fucking gerd
@@cyber2952 He's a stone cold business man
3:33 I have lactose intolerance and I totally agree, I eat cereal almost every morning. "Just power through it... everyone poops"
Can’t believe this video is only 1 year ago, I feel like I watched this like 3 years ago?
"Drink 1 glass of water if ingested"
Schlatt: Drinks bottle of tequila
It's the same thing for that man.
@@slashatsasha784 isnt it for us all
It's not even tequilla it was just margarita mix
@@boowomp7574 how is that worse tho
“Are you gonna swallow this”
“It’s cereal?”
We saw the video
@@doogan8255 shut up
@@kaycincork nah
@@doogan8255 ratio
@@clayph0bia wow i feel so attacked oh no a stranger on the internet got more likes then me wow i am now half a man what will i do
I physically gagged at schlatt chugging thick water
14:31 shlag’s sole left his body
Fun fact: Due to olive oil being a large conglomeration of lipids, it’s incredibly hydrophobic, and considering that your throat is coated in water based saliva, the thing that helps you swallow aside from base muscle movements, it becomes much harder to swallow. How do I know these things? I drank a cup of olive oil in my biochem honors class in high school. I nearly threw up drinking it and I’ve regretted it ever since. But hey, the scientific experience was nice.
Ngl that's real cool shit dude
I wanna drink it but hearing as people have gagged from it, it's not looking too enticing to have my lunch donated to the trashcan.
Science should be the answer to doing stupid shit.
Friend: Why did you drink that oil? You almost threw up.
You: For science.
Friend: Sounds legit. Carry on.
@@yanselalmodovar918 you make a lot of good points there
@@yanselalmodovar918 legit that’s basically what happened since I sat next to one of my best friends in that class lmao
Olive oils homophobic!
Dammmn risky take
Ted is basically the singular boundary between Schlatt and death.
ack why did this send me so much lmao
@@ray-wp3rw where did it send you
@@Cytise91 hell
@@ray-wp3rw Have fun crawling back up if you can then
@@ray-wp3rw are you out yet?
really great content Bertram and Trend, keep it up!
I love how they totally skipped over the obvious, best replacement for milk: Yogurt.
The Milkman? Trying not milk? Impossible.
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not milk 😂
It’s scary to think schlatt, has a mother and was birthed instead of just forming
Holy shit,you're right.
WAIT HOLD UP-
*bore
@@despacito_spajder953 birthed
I forget that adults have been innocent children before
I love how they give the most life threatening liquid the highest score
This somehow went from milk to them sitting next to a bottle of dish soap in 13 minutes.
“It’s cereal”
- Jschlatt, about to eat dish soap.
But its cereal
this was ridiculously difficult to watch
agreed
Yooo isaac
hi isaac
isaacwhy youtube channel
yeah
2:14 extreme mom checking item energy
I laughed way harder than I should've when Ted considered the Raid spray.
*Jschlatt looks at dish soap*
Ted : No, that's not edible.
*Literally seconds after*
*Ted picks up raid bug spray*
Eating soap isn’t relatively bad for you, but I do believe it could give you diarrhea
@@TelevisedScreeningProgramsInc "What,you're gonna have so diarrhea later on?everybody poops." -Ted
@@mastersombrastudios6837 ???
@@TheRealSteveHarvey its from the video...
*s u n b l o c k*
I swear “plethora” has gotta be one of Ted’s favorite words
dont forget enigma
It really means a lot to him
@@acidCumulus I see wgat you ddid there
Ted didn't do this but I hate it when people pronounce it plethOra
It’s a good word
i've had cereal both with bailey's and chocolate milk, those were pretty good... bailey's also works in mushroom soup
10:41 I thought this was an ad read so I skipped ahead lol
You see, the reason why we know Schlatt isn't a Millennial and in fact a Gen Z is the fact that he thought that putting dish soup into his cereal was a good idea.
(fucking spelt soap as soup)
Trying to eat dish soap is definitely a Gen Z move, in all honesty. We’re all fucking idiots
@@thequeenofcringe1585 True for most
@@thequeenofcringe1585 We are the epitome of pure stupidity
@@JoAnna-le2wr Gen Z just has “this is a terrible idea, but I’m gonna go through with it anyway” energy and I love that for us.
I thought schlatt was gonna be able to do it for some reason, kinda disappointed he didn't manage but probably better that he didn't. I was debating on trying it myself but decided I was to lazy
im disappointed they didn’t do monster that would have been a shit show
Wait till they find out there a coffe flavored one lol
classic monster is just red bull but less sour
They used redbull
Ikr.
I mean atleast there was B A N G Wich I never fucking heard of but ok.
I don't know why but i keep on rewatching this video every few months. Good vid!
This is a video I can watch 100 times over and still enjoy.
schlatt washing everything down with tequila and just absolutely wrecking that bottle is my mood 24/7
alcoholism! WOOOOOOO!!!!
It's margarita mix, no alcohol even in it.
>>Eats honey nut cheerios with various liquids.
>>Doesn't try honey.
How did I not think of this 👁️👄👁️
w-were they... were they also supposed to try 𝙣𝙪𝙩?
@@leoiryan HAHAHAHA THATS THE WORST HAHAHHAHA
"this video is sponsered by hon-" -mr beast
@@leoiryan r/cursedcomments
Watching this gave me heartburn
12:39 One of the most Alex Jones things Schlatt has ever said
The way Ted holds the $20 bills and stares into the camera sends me so far every goddamn time I watch this video
"I'm a business man" 🤠
same i took a screenshot lol
@@marynorthenscold3041 "that's not... we're literally rich, ted"
*proceeds to chug thick water anyways
Sends you in to what? Dread? Ecstasy?
@@sameel3843 Maybe both?
“It sucked going in but towards the end it got a little better”-Jschlatt
I love your pfp so much it hurts
@@Sabrina-gv1zf SAME
@@Sabrina-gv1zf SAME 😫
@トラッスいたMask it's someone's fanart of TommyInnit and WilburSoot after they took photos on Instagram
"It will certainly taste moist" -Also Jschlatt
My favorite thing about Ted is that he just seems like a normal dude.
Y'all should redo this but make it about random liquids as dipping sauces for wings.
Tip for soap in mouth:
If for a punishment you’re forced to put soap in your mouth, brush your teeth right after. Helps the aftertaste of the soap go away easier. Brush your teeth however many times you need. Try to especially get your tongue and the roof of your mouth.
As nice as this sounds, sadly not enough likes for them to see and I doubt they would anyway and rather risk life itself for they themselves are demigods that no human can fathom the power they have even for the stunts they perform.
Thank I’m not a bad kid but my mom forces me so I have to thanks 🙏🏼
or just act like you cant breath and make them feel bad
@@rathot6683 We both know that won't work
I just eat the soap, and now I have a thing called "Volatile Health Conditions."
As someone with lactose intolerance, “power through it” is EXACTLY what I do because fuck not eating ice cream, cereal, pizza, and Mac and cheese, and anything else with dairy
Haha easy to say it untill you shit bricks
@@RG_Rizzy Bricks? More like soft cement.
@@cloudperson890 honestly
Just take some Lactaid before and after, it gets rid of the symptoms. Story time, the first time I drank milk after developing lactose intolerance, I had two glasses. Five minutes later I was writhing around in pain, it was worse than period cramps, similar to appendicitis. 😰 Could tolerate milk just fine until I went to college, didn't know you could grow out of that ability!
How are you not hospitalized
7:22 “it felt good going in” -schlatt out of context
10:18 "Cheers to getting high" while the video has 420K likes is perfect
This was the worst day of my life
Same
Very cool!
big guy
Truly disgusting
unfortunate
I love that Schlatt sounds the most angry at Ted when they're using the liquids that HE choose.
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Yeah well I’m sure Schlatt was incredibly drunk
@@Egg_Sandwich1 on one hand yes but also he’s an alcoholic so maybe no
Thank you Ted & Schlutt for this amazing video 😂👍
Ted and schlatt are an unbeatable combo
You say Pavilions is the new Wegmans but does it have as many hotties?
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It deeply disturbs me that Schlatt chases everything down with margarita.
As a margarita myself i got confused
@@Medeinathetrashcan334 my grandmas name is marguerite, u guys should meet
Is her last name Baker?
It puts hair on his chest
that jose cuervo margarita is really good tho… i don’t blame him
this video is so well edited
These two are what is keeping me up during my college class with 48 hours no sleep.