What Cereal is the Worst?
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- čas přidán 10. 05. 2024
- What Cereal is the Worst? A question where we taste the worst cereals that you guys ranked for me!
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Ted Nivison is a CZcams entertainer/Filmmaker/voice actor/comedian based in New York. He creates comedy videos on CZcams making commentary videos about various funny topics and poking fun at ridiculous people on Facebook, CZcams, and Instagram. He's got some sweet moves as well. - Komedie
Okay listen up Weet Bix lovers, I see you all saying I needed to put SUGAR and BERRIES and MICROWAVE it and all that garbage, but unfortunately for you, the cereal must stand on its own, you don’t see me putting chocolate sauce on the Wheaties. You fools. Dunces. I made it very clear this is a scientific study. We are professionals. Once you work 8 years to get a PHD in Cereal Kinesiology then come talk to me.
But if you use bleach instead of milk, the cereal's true flavor comes to arise.
eat it raw. no milk. just pain
Yet you're still ignoring that you hadn't gotten Peeps™ cereal you clown. Nay, ring leader of the circus. You're the reason why people dont take the cereal community seriously.
We sell that shitty banana creme cereal at my discount store job for $2, we have so many boxes because everyone hates it. However there is one customer that absolutely loves it and he comes back every other day to buy them in bulk. He’s a absolute madman. It might be the only thing he eats.
Thank you for your insight as a Cereal Professional.
"Cereal is the lifeline of this country."
God bless America.
AMERICAAAAA FUCK YEAH
YEAAAAAAHHH
O'ER THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE
No I refuse to.
@@seb5542, if you don't bless America right now, you're going to your room
"I want it to taste like Jolly Ranchers"
"What's weird about this cereal is that it taste like jolly ranchers, and that's a big problem."
SSPeeBottom Gaming seems not so professional to me
teds big brain
The Unicorn cereal will always have a special place in my heart because my dad passive aggressively told our family that if you put something on the grocery list it magically shows up in our pantry, and so my sister was a smartass and put, “unicorn,” and my dad came back with that cereal.
dam
W dad
That’s sweet
That made me laugh, w dad
Epic dad moment
The second I saw the video title I knew that sour patch kids was going to be up there as one of the worst if not THE worst cereal lmao. I still have nightmares about that taste. My little brother loves sour patch kids and so when he saw them at the store he begged my dad to get three boxes of it. My dad managed to talk him down to only two boxes. We tried it the next day and it was god awful. The only issue is that my dad HATES wasting food. My brother ended up eating none of it so every morning my dad choked down a bowl of absolute hell in cereal form. I felt so bad about it that every day I started to discreetly throw it away handfuls at a time until it was gone. It was horrible.
To each thier own, I thought it was decent but ruined the drinking milk at the end. But yes not a 3 box worthy purchase.
I love you for throwing out handfuls of it at a time to spare your dad the horror and subsequent lingering after taste of eating that garbage every morning. You saved him not only from several more mornings of that eating putrid milk curdling crap, but also from the guilt of just throwing it out himself. Real heroes don’t wear capes. You get the Best Kid Ever Award 🥇
@@klarenee1123 ahahaha thanks 😄 I couldn’t stand the look of disgust on his face
@@Yupper277 lol well in all seriousness it speaks to your capacity for empathy and understanding for how your Dad processes things and that really is a beautiful thing! Keep doing that for those you love in all the little ways(:(:
That’s the type of thing that would rank high on my list of proudest mom moments if I found out one of my kids had done that for me😭😭🤩🤩
They could get triple masters degrees, go to the moon, and of course I’d be so proud, but it wouldn’t trump witnessing or hearing about them doing something kind, thoughtful, and/or empathetic when they think no one is watching. 🥹😭 Those are the parent moments when you just know you did something right(:
Anyway, your Dad may never know about that little kindness, but I’ll be proud of you on his behalf(:
i mean you couldve just eaten the cereal by itself without adding milk lmao, unless the cereal itself was that bad
This friend is worthy, you musn't consume him Ted.
His nutrition value is probably average anyways, so there's no point.
That’s why Ted is so tall and funny. Every time Ted meets a funny person he consumes them, he gains their height and their comedy skills.
Big lion...
He wont, but big lion *will*
@@callmeblue6472 YES, SACRIFICE HIM TO BIG LION
"This looks like my grandmother"
"This looks like your grandmother?!"
"I'm just as concerned as you"
Wait yours doesn’t look like that too?
Shota Aizawa your what, cereal or grandma?
@@tjmiller3419 well, it doesn't matter if they look similar. it could be the cereal, it could be the grandma. it's a mysterious world we live in
xavier doesn’t matter at the end of the day because I’m consuming both
Tj Miller too late I ate grandma and the cereal sorry
RIP Saul Kripkie. A legend of philosophy and cereal tastiness units of measurement.
I don’t think there’s anything funnier than misspelling someone’s name while eulogizing them.
@@nooneinparticular469ew dude wow get your mind out of the gutter
@@bcc5701hah?
I like how Ted makes up a backstory for cereal that is more boring than it's actual backstory
“i want this to taste like jolly ranchers”
“it tastes like jolly ranchers... which is a problem”
what do you w an t
because yesn't
bumblebee yes
not jolly rancher cereal
WAh äannñ tüh
I want everyone to be nice to me but you'd be surprised and concerned if it happened.
i really hate the cereal called mac and cheese I can't really get over how crunchy it is even with milk and the toy that comes with it is just a yellow powder overall 3/10 would not try again
It's even worse with the clorox brand milk. I can't tell you how many times I've had to go to the hospital from drinking it.
There’s this one kind called “instant ramen”. It’s totally not instant, it takes like- 10 minutes to make. Like come on I gotta get to work in the morning I don’t have time to boil water for my cereal. It’s also soggy most of the time and the boiling water usually burns my mouth when I eat it :(
Yeah and what kind of cereal do you have to cook? Really weird but ngl it kinda fire
FishFone we should sue Mr. Ra's Men for false advertising smh
Honestly I tried the cereal too, it’s really fucking weird
ted has single-handedly stirred a social cauldron by saying three words; “fuck the berries”
I remember stocking that Ezekiel cereal when I worked at a grocery. I was bewildered when I first saw it, and no one ever bought the cereal anyways lol
I bought it once because they were out of whatever granola-y thing I actually wanted...Big mistake! The box probably tasted better than the cereal.
@@hadrianryan4179great grains is really good if you like granola
"Who *doesn't* like Eggos?"
"Uh... *not* racists!"
The use of the two negatives here implies that racists *do* like Eggos. Therefore, the Ted Nivison channel has officially announced that "only racists like Eggos". What a stunning development.
Let go off my eggos waffles
yeah that was the joke
I think that was the intention?
-Ted Nivision Research Study
@@virtueisdead r/woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
Ted is holding Harrison hostage and Harrison looks so unimpressed with it.
He stays for the cereal
"this is the worst hostage situation ever"
Do you know Harrisons @? I can't find him anywhere.
"Who orders cereal online and gets it shipped to their house?"
This sounds like the perfect time for today's sponsor, Magic Spoon!
Harrison looks like he is halfway between “high school jock” and “the kid you aren’t allowed to make fun of because his mom asked you nicely not to and you see her crying in her car in the pickup line sometimes”
Now they must combine the worst milk and the worst cereal
The worst milk... what?
satan from the milk taste test video
banana milk and banana cereal
the worst milk is any milk that is way out of date.
Airuz truly vile
This is some fucking buzzfeed level creativity right here, honestly it might even be more groundbreaking than your “how good is water?” video. Absolutely riveting content as usual thank you ted.
Thank you and very true I am not out of creative and innovating ideas in the slightest
@@TedNivison ok ted
@@TedNivison ok ted
@Ted Nivison ok ted
@@TedNivison ok Ted
I ate the twinkies cereal once and it was pretty good to me. Gave me heart palpitations though so 7/10
10:50 I laughed so hard when the Ezekiel cereal came up....It feels like my lungs caved in from laughing so hard
Frankly, Moses' absence in this video implicitly enhances his character profile and lore; he is not a connoisseur of everything, however a renaissance man he is, for the Overlord of Milk and Milk-Surrounded Products, Tes Nivison, is the true expert in this subject; not he. Humanizing the demi-human we know by the moniker of Moses, this real-time novel is very interesting, thank you, Ted Nivison!
Moses is the overlord of water
Hello i love you
i prefer harrison over moses and thats fact
Who is this Tes Nivison character? We all know Ted as the Master of Milk, but since when did this Tes person of whom you speak have ultimate authority over milk and other dairy related products?
Tes Nivison
Harrison looks like Carson's cooler much more athletic older brother.
Sarcasmo The Pirate that is Carson’s when he looses his hand holding virginity
holy fuck 💀
nah i think younger brother
Who says he isn't?
@@Acox-cm5tw Your dad
15:00 *australian national anthem plays* not the box saying "NZ's no.1 breakfast ceral"
13:06 the “what the fuck” from Ted had me dead 😂
you’re supposed to eat the jolly rancher cereal with lean
Y e s
id eat that shit like crazy
Wtf is lean?
@@aaronjaggard8287 it's a hillbilly drug. From Wikipedia:"recreational drug, created by combining prescription-grade cough syrup with a soft drink and hard candy."
@@dennissaint4974 cheers, I'm assuming that's the stuff they make in prison too.
"shape?"
"it's kinda like my grandmother.."
"this looks like your grandmother?!"
"i'm just as concerned as you are."
this killed me ted
Rip
"My life has stayed remotly the same, and for that I'm pissed"
-Ted Nivision, 2020
I think I found a great graduation quote
I use to only eat oops all berry cereal, but thinking back on it now they have almost no taste
how do all of ted's friends have such a specific energy.........it's so g o o d ?
Their adsorbing Ted's energy
@@catsofawsomeness8058 nah it's ted that absorbs their energy and only leave the uncompatible ones, that's why they have the specific energy
Imagine how Much a business would flourish if Jschlatt and Ted worked together to form a Ultra Catholic Cereal
Edit: I didn't think I'd get 500+ likes
i would buy their product ngl
That cereal would get 5/5 Kripkes
*taste the power of the Lord*
Catholic Crunch
Crossted flakes
First time on the channel and I can say I am not disappointed, will definitely return ❤
I'm so disappointed they didn't try the South Korean onion-flavored Kellogg's cereal.
“There’s laffy taffy but ain’t anyone laughing here” bring this man back
What even is laffy taffy
boidanboi taffy that’s laffy
The taffy that doesn’t stop laffy
It has the same energy as "life's a circus. And I'm the clown"
The black shirt man is funny. Have him return frequently.
agreebe
Fun shirt return
Bring back shirt man he funny
Hehe shirt haha man being back the funny
Clothes that cover the top part of the body human male makes me laugh of joy
"This one looks like my grandmother"
"It looks like your grandma??"
"I'm just as concerned as you are"
The guy with Ted has the *Perfect* energy to compliment Ted's own.
I feel like Ted is going to be the type of father who comes up with a bunch of fake weird shit when his kids ask him a question he doesn’t know the answer to
no question
Calvin and Hobbes dad
i think he has all the answers.
Sour patch kids: Do you guys like sour milk?
Everyone: no
Sour patch kids: We finally made sour milk :)
The second that the sour patch kids hit the milk it spoils it
That's the sour taste
Exactly sour dose not go with milk
The religious cereal box genuinely looks like a 2020s humor shitpost
Each of the cereals has their own boss music during the transitions
"It's like chewing gravel. The mouth feel- it's like not even a feel at all. It's a fight." 9:30
Charles Boyle be out here disguised as Ted
Uh huh hmm mm yea
Nice one, Ted. The council approves this.
Uh oh,, ted has gained their trust
chicken milk
A f t e r t a s t e
poop
Good to know that Ted has once again won his temporary freedom to live as a humab
Idk why, but usually we don’t like the kind of audio editing in this video because it is too overwhelming, however the audio ques with the cereal was hilarious here. It wasn’t too overwhelming for our senses, and it made us feel happy and fuzzy. Good audio job. 👍❤️💜❤️
“What is shopkins??”
“A bitch company”
Younger me:👁👄👁
When Harrison said "I don't feel eternal bliss"
I felt that.
You felt that but he didn’t
“eww it’s disgusting- 3/5” also them “this is amazing 3.1/5”
cant argue with the experts
idec if this was posted 2 years ago. I am currently sat at my desk, watching you guys eat cereal, while eating cereal. This shit is addictive
0:11 Why tf was that kid smirking so hard Im dying bro
"'Oh, I'll suck up to God', that's what you sound like!" - Cain to Abel.
This comment will bring people to the faith
and then he killed him with a rock. canon.
"Who orders cereal online?"
Que Schlatt's cereal tier list.
😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳
Screw creeper crunch eh?
Me after seeing eggo cereal in the beginning:
*Jschlatt would like to know your location*
@@hurricaneheehee2254 minecraft and mario cereal.
who the fuck spells cue like that
thanks to talk for backing me lmao
Very late to the party, but what Ted described about the unicorn horn and cheese grater is basically what people do to rhino horn when they use it at the end of parties to "cure" hangovers
Dude I love Teds friend he’s so funny he made me laugh so much lol
"if we lose cereal, we lose capital hill" that aged like...well it aged like milk
I sorted by new just cause i knew this comment would be here
@@niklo4856 same
what happened?
@@thatonepersonwhoeatscheese7348 we lost capital hill, temporarily
@@christiancox4551 bruh
I thought “oops, all berries” was just a meme
don’t disrespect like that
Oops! All baby corpses!
i wish it was
Ling Ling how dare you
k l o n d i k e pff get outta here, berry boi
I love how he says WHO ORDERS CEREAL ONLINE TO THEIR HOUSE when Covid isn’t just around the corner
🤡
The sound effects added to you eating are funny in the sense that carving a line into your hand with a pencil is fun
Ted the twinkey ones are really good if you microwave them alittle.
What the fuck
Ok
Ted Nivison lmao
Please say sike
logan yeah exactly! But the flavor is even better when you microwave the fork with the cereal
I don't even care, I just love that their bowls match their hoodies
Just noticed that😅
I would too if they were actually matching, but the bowl is white and his hoodie is gray
ur picky not to be rude
@@bertapereira5198 how
light black does NOT match with light white
15:30 u suppose to put sugar on the weet-bix
You know it’s bad when “bark flavor” is a 5/10
did ted get the cereal from the same man in wyoming that schlatt gets his wii games and foreign candy from?
See, it's a cover for Wyoming doesn't truly exist and therefore they got them off the dark web
i was thinking that bruv
Expanding the LCU
Who is this mysterious man?
I hope so--
don’t remember the brand but my worst cereal was extreme knockoff froot loops that smelled like play doh and made my poop green
thats a funny loop
I’ve had them they actually made me throw up
I think you may have ingested play doh sir
I think ur mom just put dried up Play-Doh in a bowl of milk and had u eat it
Yeah uh it was probably metal from the chernobyl reactor
The sour patch kids one is okay when you're just snacking out of the box with no milk
Watching this instead of watching a horror movie cause you are my comfort video
I’ll have you know ted that the average Jolly Rancher is not sour. The classics are not sour.
This is true
Amen
they might have only had sour jolly ranchers thinking theyre normal
snax_n_stax most likely
Kyla Main the green apple one is fire tho
Ted’s bowl says “soup” on it. Is he trying to sneakily imply that cereal is in fact soup?
It actually is. Watch Lucidchart’s video about sandwiches and it is. Why would someone lie on the internet?
gazpacho
KK Slider cereal is not soup because cereal tastes good and soup does not
It is not a soup it is a broth
The Small Giraffe little man does not get enough protein from diet mmmmmmmm
Thing to note. Some of these cereals are now banned in certain countries. I think the chemical that is being banned is BHP, or along those lines.
I ate a bowl of cereal while watching this so I don’t feel alone :)
The worst cereal in earth was the Annie’s cereal but now it’s discontinued, it tasted like vomit, my mom said we were being over dramatic and wouldn’t buy us any new cereals until we finished it, many meals were skipped because of it, and my mom finally tried it, she spit that out so fast, threw the box out and bought us the good cereals the next day
Anne's cereal?
eskadecci 馬修 you know the brand Anne’s, they have animal crackers, cheese crackers, and gummy fruit.
Also I love your profile picture
I SO FUCKING AGREE
Although the sour patch kids still are the worst cereal
yall mean anne's or annie's?
Chance Good Buffalo Annie’s, my bad
0:23 "If we lose cereal, we lose Capitol Hill." I didn't realize we lost cereal
I was gonna make that meme too
@@apebrainboy same
I need an update on events, did something happen to the hill?
@@TheJ.JonahJameson trump supporters staged a coup and held hostages and shit, I don't think anyone died but it was terrible
@Cael Berglund I am very smol smooth brain
When the Weet Bix box was zooming on, at first I read "NZ's No. 1 Cereal" as "This is Not Cereal" 😂
Legend has it he’s still going through and finishing the cereal box’s for his breakfast
the worst cereal i ever ate was literally just fiber. it wasn't flavored or anything. it was felt like tree bark. my mom said it tasted fine but i think she was possessed when she said that.
this made me cackle more than I should’ve
...
fair enough
I’m so sorry
@@ro11066 I’m sorry what?
@@ro11066 America: get the fuck out sweet cereals are in our culture damn it!
you already know that since he opened all those cereals that hes gonna be eating them for the next week
he got so many family sized boxes too
doesnt he live with like 7 dudes though. cereal will go fast
@@acebeebop lol i thought someone got the lunchclub and housemates mixed up again, but 7 people in new york sounds about right.
I have one roommate and the answer is yes
@@TedNivison thanks "best lunch club member"
this mans has earned my sub.
"The free market breeds innovation" the free market:
i saw you in my recommended and im going to sub just because your friend said "munch on these crunch bAbY"
Check out callmecarson and other members of the gang and lunch club!
7:15 AND I QUOTE
JehBerDeh: "Who doesn't like eggo?"
Ted: "Not- Racists!"
JehBerDeh: "Obviously that was the answer Ted!"
SO YOU AM ADMIT TO BEING THE DOING OF RACISM!!!!
Here I am trying to get Oregon Trail 5th edition to work on my computer and then you drop this reference. I think it's a sign I need to give up.
The monotone way he said "I don't feel eternal bliss". I felt that
Just a observation of a normal day honestly
Same brother
How do you have so many cereal options in America. In Australia you have weetbix, cornflakes, froot loops, coco pops, nutrigrain and some random fibre brand cereal. That’s it.
Edit: I acknowledge that I forgot the epic cereals of Milo and Crunchy Nut
Same for New Zealand :(
Diabetes is like... our main trait lol.
Cupcake s we legit have thousands
Perhaps due to the fact our population is ten times your thus we have ten times the brands?
At least you have Froot Loops
The great content really covers up for the quality lol
the only value in the sour patch kids is just the sheer amount of sour patch kids you get
the main value of the cereal is not being a cereal
3 Factors to consider when eating ANY cereal:
-Sogginess Time (How long it takes for the cereal to loose is crunch)
-Milk Factor (does it change the flavor of the milk/how much
-Texture (how good it feels chewing and in your mouth)
A man of culture, right here!
taste?
A connisuer of cereal, you are
@@jonipihvi taste doesnt matter . Only cronch
BRITAIN AS A PIGEON
ｃａｒｄｂｏａｒｄ
"Im getting a bit of an Asian flavor."
_"Umami?"_
Im fucking dead.
I mean, to be fair, umami was discovered when a guy wanted to figure out what chemical made him like the soup at a Chinese restaurant he frequented.
@@GogiRegion My guess is that's what he was trying to get at, and wasn't trying to say the concept of savoriness was inherently Asian.
12:57 gets me every time
My man could’ve told the ACTUAL history of cereal and it would have shocked, awed, and made everyone laugh
ted’s voice sounds like it’s a permanently lowered snapchat voice filter
I just realized it totally does and its disturbing lmao
Lmao they made the sour patch cereal covered in powdered citric acid and sugar so you can feel the milk curdle in your mouth.
I had it before and I threw up
@@synoblast8559 that's fair
@@Evileye2135 Damn, you right
I like it because I dont like cereal
I want to try them because it sounds so bad but they arent for sale anymore:,(
Twinkies are a prime example of why it’s understandable that non-Americans think our food is disgusting. I wouldn’t feed a Twinkie to a hostage, if that tells you how bad they are.
I like Wheaties though, those can stay
The fact he called _SHOPKINS_ anime was an act of online terrorism
"who orders cereal and gets it shipped to their house"
well funny story when i was 7 years old i did just this on ebay and bought cocoa puffs (which was actually just some old, empty box ppl were selling as "vintage"), but my mom was able to cancel it before it got here since she got an email confirmation
and no, i dont know why anyone sells old cocoa puffs boxes on fucking ebay
Its a scam or a part of a dead animal would've been in there
Use Amazon
Don’t tempt me with this knowledge
6:39 “Anime cereal” set off my Siri.
Yeah-_-Ok eat your cereal
That unicorn cereal looks adorable. I really want to try Ezekiel cereal & Weet-Bix.
WHERE WAS THE TOPPING ON THE WHEAT BIX. I AM SO VIVIDLY UPSET
Ted’s friend looks like if Jim and Roy from the office had a child
Ted himself reminds me of dwight mixed with someone else but im not sure who
You're right and I hate it so much
please why lol
@@walter-vq1fw drew Phillips
mooneth GABE OMG AHHHHH ITS GABE
I like how while Ted says how much he hates the cereal, his friend is eating it like nothing else is going on.
Love the video lol hate the fake crunch noise haha
Not sure why CZcams said I wanted to see it but I did and I love it