The Accidental 400mg Edible

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  • Ted accidentally ate a 400mg Edible. Listen to his tell-all here, its funny.
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    About Ted Nivison / JehBerDeh:
    Ted Nivison is a CZcams entertainer/Filmmaker/voice actor/comedian based in New York. He creates comedy videos on CZcams making commentary videos about various funny topics and poking fun at ridiculous people on Facebook, CZcams, and Instagram. He's got some sweet moves as well.
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  • @kjb711
    @kjb711 Před 2 lety +52668

    400mg aint shit, hes kinda a vagina.

  • @rozu583
    @rozu583 Před 3 lety +3942

    Now imagine if he wasn't a giant. He would've disintegrated.

    • @rockyteeth
      @rockyteeth Před 3 lety +258

      as someone who’s like, 5’2” and 110 pounds i would just, *die*

    • @deepdive1338
      @deepdive1338 Před 3 lety +61

      @@rockyteeth 5'4 here 120, first time was 150, crazy experience that was

    • @drakeeberth2477
      @drakeeberth2477 Před 3 lety +11

      Looooooool I’m 5’10 and I’ve eaten well over 1000mgs all at once and I was fine lol still smoking

    • @Shock002
      @Shock002 Před 3 lety +100

      @@drakeeberth2477 ok

    • @lily-mt9yr
      @lily-mt9yr Před 3 lety +11

      @@rockyteeth okay same i literally greened out one time it was TRAUMATIC

  • @pbtbp
    @pbtbp Před 3 lety +4253

    i sent this to my boyfriend and he responded with, “this guy sounds like he is gonna explain the chemical compounds of copper”

    • @wilfordbrimley1506
      @wilfordbrimley1506 Před 3 lety +90

      Insanely accurate

    • @Raf-qz7ih
      @Raf-qz7ih Před 3 lety +92

      Like Noah said, “Ted is a big dog around kids”

    • @dewcranzz
      @dewcranzz Před 3 lety +8

      @@Raf-qz7ih weirdly enough never tried to prove him wrong

    • @graya.d.957
      @graya.d.957 Před 3 lety +57

      The chemical compound of copper...is copper.

    • @seancooper4058
      @seancooper4058 Před 3 lety +6

      @@graya.d.957 I think you're confusing the word "compounds" with "composition"

  • @noony8962
    @noony8962 Před 9 měsíci +3259

    If my friends treated me like this during a bad high they wouldnt be my friends anymore... When someone is having a bad trip it's all hands on deck i dont care if it 'ruins your night' or whatever
    Anyway Ted is a champ for how he handled this

    • @welchsgum7195
      @welchsgum7195 Před 3 měsíci +128

      fr! my gf has had bad highs around me and she ALWAYS becomes my baby. like come here girl i got chips and a blanket and spongebob it'll be ok

    • @UwULilyKitsune
      @UwULilyKitsune Před 3 měsíci +30

      @@welchsgum7195 we dont smoke but this comment reminds me of my bf so i appreciate you

    • @wxstednxghts
      @wxstednxghts Před 2 měsíci +45

      Facts af. The most shitty, irresponsible and inconsiderate thing people can do with someone on drugs is what they did.

    • @Fishballs697
      @Fishballs697 Před měsícem +7

      I sorta disagree. They didn’t do anything that bad in the footage besides just kinda being dumb about it. If they were messing with him the entire time I would agree but I don’t know if that was the case. Sometimes it is actually helpful to have a friend come fuck with you a little to help pull you out of your mind and back into the real world during a bad trip. Maybe it’s just a personal thing but that would help me. “Ah they are acting chill so the world isn’t ending like my brain is telling me”

    • @jackrinaldi5579
      @jackrinaldi5579 Před 8 dny

      You sound fun to go out with… not lol you nerd ass what you do is up to you

  • @lucascarr-og3ku
    @lucascarr-og3ku Před 8 měsíci +7960

    This seems like a nightmare group to be greening out with. For people who supposedly use a lot of weed, they were some of the most unhelpful and least experienced acting people I’ve ever seen. They either really don’t understand weed at all, or they’re trying to squeeze content out of everything, regardless of if they’re friends suffer from it

    • @SisterToSleepx
      @SisterToSleepx Před 7 měsíci +944

      Exactly!! They not only didn't offer a calm and supportive environment but they actively harassed him!

    • @skylerclyne6542
      @skylerclyne6542 Před 6 měsíci +120

      + boosting, hopefully there was someone nice there

    • @XK1773
      @XK1773 Před 6 měsíci +31

      Boosting

    • @syd7608
      @syd7608 Před 6 měsíci +438

      a lot of stoners i’ve met are like this. it’s a person thing; more based around their character, not their lack of experience with weed. it’s caring more about their experience that night than their friend’s

    • @HighAsHeckPriestess
      @HighAsHeckPriestess Před 6 měsíci +183

      The thing about greening out is that the experience is rare for stoners because of how high our tolerances are, plus most stoners haven't eaten that much THC at once. Even with a higher tolerance, 400 is an insane amount for one dose. Above all, the best you can do is have a snack, drink water, and find a relaxing activity.

  • @sclappap7631
    @sclappap7631 Před 3 lety +8309

    See you can tell he's high as no one in a normal state of mind would drink Dasani.

  • @tommyaguirre3479
    @tommyaguirre3479 Před 3 lety +9724

    I saw a comment in cooper's video saying "why is high ted just normal ted but with less movement" and i thought that was pretty funny

    • @dani-de4bp
      @dani-de4bp Před 3 lety +15

      Which is the vid

    • @somemagellanic
      @somemagellanic Před 3 lety +11

      haha what a classic

    • @gigabiteps8726
      @gigabiteps8726 Před 3 lety +3

      I like your profile picture

    • @cans2719
      @cans2719 Před 3 lety +59

      i like how the top comment is someone just saying that someone else’s comment was funny

    • @henrymunnich1648
      @henrymunnich1648 Před 3 lety +6

      @@dani-de4bp "Lunch club does LA" by CscoopVEVO its not on the channel he linked

  • @SuperMcgooch
    @SuperMcgooch Před 9 měsíci +11025

    Literally they could have just fixed your whole night by just putting a funny movie on to distract you instead of tormenting you.

    • @Nenona1200
      @Nenona1200 Před 6 měsíci +1221

      I love rewatching this video but that does always Strike me as like, I know they were renting a place, I'm sure there was a bed somewhere and a quieter room he could have chilled in with some blankets. Makes me feel sad that his friends couldn't put on some Minecraft Longplays for him.

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy Před 6 měsíci +357

      ​@@Nenona1200if only this had happened this year, he could have watched his videos about going to the Rainforest Cafe and Margaritaville.

    • @rat-gang-
      @rat-gang- Před 6 měsíci +458

      idk when i'm high as shit i literally can't focus on a movie at all, half the time i can't even follow the plot bc i'm just looking at it like 'these are just actors on a film set, the characters aren't even actually real, these people look so silly doing their little theatre kid acting' 💀

    • @ne0ngrav3
      @ne0ngrav3 Před 6 měsíci +43

      @@rat-gang- EXACTLY LMFAOOO

    • @x_dana_x
      @x_dana_x Před 6 měsíci +46

      @@rat-gang-i def get what u mean. especially all the physical symptoms that come along w being too stoned?? i’d be stressed tf out too 😭

  • @bluebloomin3036
    @bluebloomin3036 Před 5 měsíci +573

    The way your friends "helped" you during your trip is absolutely upsetting

  • @Misfits
    @Misfits Před 3 lety +22985

    oops 😳

  • @Jordan-df6ps
    @Jordan-df6ps Před 3 lety +5527

    "accidental" and "400mg edible" are two words that should never be in a sentence together.

  • @vivalanina
    @vivalanina Před 9 měsíci +1561

    I know no one's ever overdosed with weed before but I get super annoyed when partygoers don't take people getting sick at parties seriously. People laughing at someone getting sick or saying they can "sleep it off" aren't friends. They're negligent, people die that way. Also a hospital isn't going to report underage people or illegal drug use to the police, they're there to treat it so no one would get in trouble.

    • @user-gw5kq1hi5g
      @user-gw5kq1hi5g Před 5 měsíci +84

      yeah i had to get hospitalized bc i was given wayyyy too much for my first time and i tried hurting myself. my friend just kept telling me to sleep it off but my brain literally felt like it was going to explode and all i could remember was her laughing at me while texting her friends. so traumatic

    • @the_expidition427
      @the_expidition427 Před 5 měsíci

      @@user-gw5kq1hi5g That isn't a friend

    • @brandaoberg4841
      @brandaoberg4841 Před 5 měsíci +30

      Anything that can make you throw up can kill you while you're sleeping

    • @user-hi8or6lo6t
      @user-hi8or6lo6t Před 5 měsíci +1

      Bro what are you even talking about lmao yeah if you're dealing with weed or any pyschadelic you can indeed just sleep it off

    • @taylorrobert9495
      @taylorrobert9495 Před 4 měsíci +5

      People have overdosed from weed

  • @SoSoDEVIL
    @SoSoDEVIL Před 5 měsíci +382

    MAD weird to fuck with someone who is going through this

  • @sheamcgurgan6165
    @sheamcgurgan6165 Před 3 lety +25610

    "Yeah that was 400mg"
    Current Mission: Survive

  • @cscoop
    @cscoop Před 3 lety +24195

    bahahah weed

  • @sp4c3jam
    @sp4c3jam Před 9 měsíci +1307

    When you said “my body feels like rubber bands” I felt that because the time I got obscenely high I remember telling my roommates “my feet feel like highways.” and it made perfect sense at the time because everything was TOO DAMN MUCH.

    • @D._Von
      @D._Von Před 5 měsíci +33

      The times I’ve taken more than 20mg, I described myself as ‘living in a noneuclidean world,’ and ‘existing as the subject of a bill wurtz video.’ I couldn’t differentiate reality from dream and imagination. I’d hear things that weren’t there, I remember blips of conversations that never happened. I was hearing but it was if every sound hwere the same, and yet I could hear all the same. It felt I was sitting along the edge of a serene calm and raging anxiety. It was a very mid experience, I wouldn’t recommend it. It’s been months and I haven’t touched a puff of weed since.

    • @w4l1ow56
      @w4l1ow56 Před 4 měsíci +12

      i once said to my boyfriend that “we all feel like popcorn” …to this day i still dont know what that means…

    • @AmyWildstyle
      @AmyWildstyle Před 4 měsíci +4

      I like to describe my body as feeling like "a blob of firm jello"

    • @vanessaanneVA
      @vanessaanneVA Před 3 měsíci +4

      reminds me of when my arms felt like they were literally swimming in honey and my feet felt like they were in kinetic sand

    • @avatem09
      @avatem09 Před 3 měsíci +6

      im high and that is poetic as fuck that is beautiful and i hope you keep writing I tihnk youre spectacuar

  • @getmilked6216
    @getmilked6216 Před 5 měsíci +690

    the actual nightmare blunt rotation

    • @Grzma
      @Grzma Před 2 měsíci +39

      Right? I don't know these people and the video footage was so minimal, but man those look like the worst vibes ever. I would not want to be in such a vulnerable state surrounded by people like that.

  • @wetsocks42_50
    @wetsocks42_50 Před 2 lety +5854

    He didnt get stoned, he got the whole boulder

  • @ohboymegaman1
    @ohboymegaman1 Před 3 lety +8015

    "I was at the Misfits house..."
    I understand the whole story came to be based on that one sentence.

  • @rachelmiller3532
    @rachelmiller3532 Před 10 měsíci +4763

    This is solid proof that Schlatt is a terrible person to be high with

    • @trippykay
      @trippykay Před 9 měsíci +556

      or just a terrible person in general

    • @antomations7228
      @antomations7228 Před 9 měsíci +33

      @@trippykayok

    • @jennerhirata8404
      @jennerhirata8404 Před 9 měsíci +440

      @@trippykaywell we already know he is based off of what he did back in ‘99

    • @sansisntness
      @sansisntness Před 8 měsíci +338

      nightmare blunt rotation

    • @lahar2412
      @lahar2412 Před 8 měsíci +97

      @@trippykayi have first hand experience with what happened in 1999. i’m writing this with one hand and it’s not just because i’m wacking

  • @crystalrose4714
    @crystalrose4714 Před 9 měsíci +581

    I 100% relate to this. I accidently ate a 300mg edible my first time getting high; it was painful, dizzying, and shitty. I couldn't tell if my eyes were open or not. My sister had to pry my eyes open to get drops in. I was either glued to the couch or crying face down on the floor. I was high for 3 days. Never again

    • @kaydenrose1557
      @kaydenrose1557 Před 7 měsíci +11

      i black out too then i’ll come back and be so scared.. i’m glad im not alone

    • @Biggiecheeseness
      @Biggiecheeseness Před 6 měsíci +5

      That’s so horrible I’m so sorry!

    • @joselyn9640
      @joselyn9640 Před 5 měsíci +11

      I did this before too and called 911 because I thought I was going to die

    • @Biggiecheeseness
      @Biggiecheeseness Před 5 měsíci +4

      @@joselyn9640 yeah, you ain’t gonna die, but If you green out, it’s best to get to emerge anyways. Smart on you

    • @Greyhuskey1940
      @Greyhuskey1940 Před 3 měsíci +5

      first time I got high I used...like 2 gummies 20mg I think total...it was my first time so my body never experienced that feeling so I was...at first it felt nice buzzing....then it got stronger and I was nervous...especially since my mom was cooking busy not near me and when i went up she had me cut the onions and my dad was there....my dad got very annoyed when I want beer sometimes so i was really scared what he would think if he saw me high on marijuana...doesn't help voices were swimmy and my vision was actually tilted and it would almost hurt....if i stood or sat still luckily he didn't find out and eventually it went down but yeah....even now when I do edibles I still have an intense feeling of dizziness and blood pressure cuffs all over my arms and legs

  • @DxAxMxD
    @DxAxMxD Před 3 lety +5019

    That Nerds Rope took him straight to Big Lion.

  • @dustinthedean7661
    @dustinthedean7661 Před 3 lety +3782

    That's why I prefer milk. You can't only feel pain by having 400ml of milk. Only B O N E S

    • @kvoici
      @kvoici Před 3 lety +145

      *laughs awkwardly in lactose intolerance*

    • @annachaloult1587
      @annachaloult1587 Před 3 lety +27

      GeneralOddity laughs awkwardly in vegan

    • @cyberspace_bear
      @cyberspace_bear Před 3 lety +78

      everyone else in the comments: haha weed
      dustin: c a l c i u m

    • @ariebrackenridge1453
      @ariebrackenridge1453 Před 3 lety +16

      I drank so much milk (like i went through maybe 3-4 gallons a week) that it made me anemic

    • @BenDover-ht5nv
      @BenDover-ht5nv Před 3 lety +3

      Um people that drank milk all there lives have degenerative bone disorders now

  • @MattDiaz1915
    @MattDiaz1915 Před 4 měsíci +360

    Yea when someone is having a bad drug experience that's when compassion mode is supposed to kick in, people don't realize how paranoid and uncomfortable you can get and doing things like touching you when you don't want to be touch makes you want to freak.

  • @Papppppppppppa
    @Papppppppppppa Před 10 měsíci +422

    3 years later and its still fuck schlatt for this one

    • @ryleighbark7353
      @ryleighbark7353 Před 2 měsíci +30

      yea i enjoy his content but he was mean

    • @flask223
      @flask223 Před měsícem

      Fr

    • @hawks9142
      @hawks9142 Před 13 dny

      He talks about how he realized it was stupid after he took weed later.

    • @Moocow2003
      @Moocow2003 Před 2 dny

      hes cruel as fuck for this ngl

  • @willwetterhahn7846
    @willwetterhahn7846 Před 3 lety +3414

    Dude was absolutely tweaking. His saliva could probably tranquilize a young child.

    • @DarthYall
      @DarthYall Před 3 lety +205

      I need you to know I'm high right now and this comment started off my giggling and now I can't stop

    • @willwetterhahn7846
      @willwetterhahn7846 Před 3 lety +63

      @@DarthYall I'm so glad

    • @willwetterhahn7846
      @willwetterhahn7846 Před 3 lety +50

      @Josue Villegas Ewww a child wouldn't COMSUME it. But if he drooled on an unsuspecting 4 year old.... They're gonna have a bad trip.

    • @banksymoore2926
      @banksymoore2926 Před 3 lety +24

      @@willwetterhahn7846 Im 14 and had 600 mg... do I need to say anymore. Never gonna touch edibles again

    • @bath_tubbarracuda845
      @bath_tubbarracuda845 Před 3 lety +29

      @@banksymoore2926 HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SURVIVE THAT

  • @caesar_19
    @caesar_19 Před 3 lety +3908

    I feel like I've heard this story from everyone but Ted himself

  • @PinkyPonky03
    @PinkyPonky03 Před 5 měsíci +306

    Ted: actively dying
    Schlatt: trying to make it 10x worse

    • @lorelaimorace-kk1xz
      @lorelaimorace-kk1xz Před 2 měsíci +24

      i would hate that and wouldn't be friends anymore

    • @tsrenis
      @tsrenis Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@lorelaimorace-kk1xznah it funny

    • @TeeheeX23
      @TeeheeX23 Před měsícem +14

      @@lorelaimorace-kk1xz I don't know the thing is, schlat had at that time never been around people that smoked or even smoked himself. I could totally believe he didn't really grasp the strugle ted was in.

  • @MelodyWasTaken
    @MelodyWasTaken Před 9 měsíci +508

    Like Ted, my highest has only been 25mg, and that was a really fun, but 7-hour and completely exhausting experience, one where I was feeling the "after-effects" the entire next day.
    I literally cannot physically imagine how awful 400mg could possibly be. I was getting anxiety just from listening to this story.

    • @tylerhughes5420
      @tylerhughes5420 Před 5 měsíci +2

      I drop 1250 on the weekend

    • @bethantucker3201
      @bethantucker3201 Před 5 měsíci +1

      that is literally nothing…

    • @nobodyofimportance3922
      @nobodyofimportance3922 Před 5 měsíci +65

      ​@@tylerhughes5420 bro your addiction isn't the flex you think it is

    • @tylerhughes5420
      @tylerhughes5420 Před 5 měsíci

      @@nobodyofimportance3922 lol ok 👌

    • @kadenburton9860
      @kadenburton9860 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Mine was 30 and my buddy said “hold on tight cause your about to go on a ride” and bro I- 😭🤣

  • @dankahank8069
    @dankahank8069 Před 3 lety +4764

    This is THE definition of "These edibles ain't shi-"

  • @tobyowen-hughes1306
    @tobyowen-hughes1306 Před 3 lety +4953

    The "Ted! Don't eat those! Those are edibles!"
    "hmmmmmm"
    Gets me every time.

    • @Unknown-ke6jd
      @Unknown-ke6jd Před 3 lety +14

      Time stamp?

    • @tobyowen-hughes1306
      @tobyowen-hughes1306 Před 3 lety +25

      @@Unknown-ke6jd I'm pretty sure it's 4:02

    • @Unknown-ke6jd
      @Unknown-ke6jd Před 3 lety +6

      @@tobyowen-hughes1306 tyy

    • @MAX-ENERGY_5678
      @MAX-ENERGY_5678 Před 3 lety +3

      question i am 330 lbs ive taken 800 mg and nothing happens is this just me or are my edibles bunk

    • @Breakdown5297
      @Breakdown5297 Před 3 lety +3

      @@MAX-ENERGY_5678 you prolly just have a good tolerance

  • @masonjarboe9926
    @masonjarboe9926 Před 9 měsíci +305

    I have been personally victimized by this specific edible; a friend’s husband brought one home from California and told me “yeah it’s a normal sized dose” and then I ate the entire thing in five minutes and then spent either an hour or 15 years in traffic going home 😂

    • @papierbak
      @papierbak Před 4 měsíci +8

      LOL driving under the influence. That's so lit bruhhhhhh

    • @OblivionEight
      @OblivionEight Před 4 měsíci +15

      ​@@papierbak They were probably driven home by a friend

  • @ashbeatte
    @ashbeatte Před 2 měsíci +75

    The friends are absolute nightmare blunt rotation.

  • @ninjawiz4475
    @ninjawiz4475 Před 2 lety +6220

    This is what Mario meant when he said “if you do drugs, you go to hell before you die.”

    • @laligayer474
      @laligayer474 Před 2 lety +30

      underrated comment

    • @Pikpikcarrotzz
      @Pikpikcarrotzz Před 2 lety +13

      “Please.”

    • @GreenAndGoth
      @GreenAndGoth Před 2 lety +62

      I saw this, remember that drug PSA and silently started shaking violently in laughter because I’m laying next to my sleeping husband and I don’t wanna wake him up but gotdam

    • @diegoviramontes2479
      @diegoviramontes2479 Před 2 lety +1

      420 likes, nice.

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 Před 2 lety +6

      JUST SAY YAOI
      - Captain Lou

  • @thatboy3930
    @thatboy3930 Před 3 lety +5706

    The fastest ways to stop feeling high
    - Physical Activity, sports etc
    - Eating
    - Showering
    - Sleeping
    - Getting arrested

    • @laurarom5043
      @laurarom5043 Před 3 lety +86

      I would like but it's at 69 and I can't upset that e equilibrium

    • @bayoanocasio4714
      @bayoanocasio4714 Před 3 lety +15

      Laura Rom you have no excuse now, like the comment >:)

    • @big_-guy102
      @big_-guy102 Před 3 lety +1

      True

    • @evanecker7724
      @evanecker7724 Před 3 lety +16

      -taking a full gram dab

    • @Alster123456
      @Alster123456 Před 3 lety +50

      Dude he took so much though. That combined with no tolerance...

  • @marissal.2349
    @marissal.2349 Před 4 měsíci +45

    I feel like this is the least calming or supportive environment you could've been in. Loud music/tv, overhead lighting, friends just filming you and giving you a hard time. Sorry your friends didn't do more to make it a more hospitable environment :/

  • @zacksimmons8780
    @zacksimmons8780 Před 4 měsíci +142

    homie was wearing SHOES on 400mg? that’s his first mistake

    • @soaringspirits2267
      @soaringspirits2267 Před 24 dny

      Could you explain why??? I'm a writer, and these little tidbits are knowledge are pretty great to have on hand!

    • @MichaelJGarrick
      @MichaelJGarrick Před 19 dny

      @@soaringspirits2267 If your sense of touch is SO ELEVATED, being in constrictive outfits like shoes fucking SUCK
      Personal experience

    • @cowcannon8883
      @cowcannon8883 Před 4 dny +1

      @@soaringspirits2267 its because when your shoes are off you tend to be at home or somewhere comfortable, and in his case he was touch sensitive so less pressure on your feet can help. some may be uncomfortable bare foot, so socks are plenty comfy if barefoot isnt an option.

    • @soaringspirits2267
      @soaringspirits2267 Před 4 dny

      @@cowcannon8883 OHHHH. Makes sense! Tysm for replying!!!

  • @Brningstar
    @Brningstar Před 3 lety +3383

    Carson going straight to wikihow is the most carson thing ever

    • @n37her28
      @n37her28 Před 3 lety +96

      If only big lion was there to help

    • @charliekirby_
      @charliekirby_ Před 3 lety +44

      N37HER he’s so powerful. Too powerful

    • @xzandyx21
      @xzandyx21 Před 3 lety +4

      Aye 420 likes

    • @superblaze1
      @superblaze1 Před 3 lety +10

      that's not the most carson thing ever....

    • @kaid6486
      @kaid6486 Před 3 lety +42

      @@superblaze1 he would’ve texted a minor for help

  • @avee5771
    @avee5771 Před 3 lety +4951

    This video is just “This edible ain’t shi- AAAAAASSSAAAAAAAHHAHA”

    • @wazzza.208
      @wazzza.208 Před 3 lety +62

      and then "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" for the rest of it

    • @gimmerqueen
      @gimmerqueen Před 3 lety +10

      elmo is a glove

    • @captainhellhound7451
      @captainhellhound7451 Před 3 lety +4

      This is just how the use of edibles go

    • @I_Like_Ike53
      @I_Like_Ike53 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Sega playstation

    • @Patt_sbm
      @Patt_sbm Před 8 měsíci

      @@I_Like_Ike53fr

  • @sapphis_lazuli
    @sapphis_lazuli Před 2 měsíci +56

    if ever there was a scenario in which "nightmare blunt rotation" is applicable, it's this

  • @tay2944
    @tay2944 Před 4 měsíci +98

    Bad friends. I accidentally took 400mg and thought I was on the Truman show for hours. Lots of anxiety and thought the government was spying on me. Sleep was a relief but I could not for hours. It was worse than acid for me

  • @ballsack123
    @ballsack123 Před 3 lety +1765

    “Is it all just pain?” Ooooooohhhh so many things to say but I can’t describe them all.

  • @mildlyinconveniencedyounga3733

    "crossing my i's, dotting my t's" okay ied ntvtson

  • @saulortiz3634
    @saulortiz3634 Před 9 měsíci +55

    Dude I literally have a 500mg edible in my hands at this moment and I haven't smoked for almost 4-5 years THANK GOD I SAW THIS VIDEO AT THE RIGHT MOMMENT CAUSE I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO BITE HALF OF IT THINKING I WAS STARTING AT A LOW DOSE BY EATING HALF OF IT... YOU LITERALLY SAVED ME FROM THE BIGGEST MISTAKE IN MY LIFE 😳🙆🛐

    • @willevensen7130
      @willevensen7130 Před 5 měsíci +4

      I’m on the verge of greening out rn because of this shit 😂

  • @lizziecross8149
    @lizziecross8149 Před 10 měsíci +126

    Just hearing that he unknowingly consumed an edible made me feel anxiety. I’ve gotten super high before (definitely not that high), and it was awful. I am now much more careful.

  • @romeeb7712
    @romeeb7712 Před 3 lety +2941

    "so i was at the misfits' house" top ten words before disaster

    • @humanperson5876
      @humanperson5876 Před 3 lety +15

      That was 7 words

    • @carlwebber4094
      @carlwebber4094 Před 3 lety +73

      @@humanperson5876 I've seen stupidity but this is stupidity on a whole nover level comin from your mind

    • @humanperson5876
      @humanperson5876 Před 3 lety +6

      @@carlwebber4094 it's 'another' not 'nover' That's just bad grammar

    • @DrewPeabaws
      @DrewPeabaws Před 3 lety +43

      @@humanperson5876 found him! Found the 10 year old!

    • @gltche4840
      @gltche4840 Před 3 lety +18

      @@humanperson5876 oh fuck, my head hurts when I read this because this is so stupid

  • @djduckbaus3228
    @djduckbaus3228 Před 3 lety +3840

    The recent 4th of July my friend brought over a plastic bag with over 2 sticks of weed butter in it. This weed butter amounted to 7,000 mg. We shared this among three people total. Me and two others. We also sprinkled some mushrooms on them. It stopped being fun after 3 hours. I had ended up being high for 5 days straight, and I lost my sense of smell. Lesson learned? Be careful with everything.

  • @mistertadakichi
    @mistertadakichi Před 9 měsíci +48

    Hearing Ted describe his edibles experience really crystallizes for me how I felt when I ate too much brownie at a party & ended up laying down and trying not to think myself to death

  • @EnnuiOwO
    @EnnuiOwO Před 4 měsíci +26

    I remember when I was greening out hard and my friends just ignored me. I was rocking back and forth, white as a ghost fighting for my life, and they were the most nonchalant motherfuckers on the planet acting like I didn't exist. It didn't help the fact that I already didn't feel alive/real. I'm not friends with those people anymore.

    • @squtnik
      @squtnik Před 2 měsíci +1

      good that sounds terrible im sorry that happened to you

    • @nyct0phile
      @nyct0phile Před 21 dnem

      god i had the same exact experience i was so sick. im not friends with my group either but it took me awhile after the event to realize they were not good people in general. i thought the comfort i was asking for way way too much :/ its the bare minimum in these situations

    • @rusty-button
      @rusty-button Před 2 dny

      What asshats, good on you for not hanging around them anymore

  • @The.Reilly
    @The.Reilly Před 3 lety +3397

    Misfits: "Ted, that's weed."
    Ted: Bravo Six, going dark.

  • @StarkMaximum
    @StarkMaximum Před 3 lety +6440

    "Ted! Don't eat those! Those are edibles!"
    "Well, yeah. Of course they're edible. That's why I'm eating them."

  • @whyisraven
    @whyisraven Před 2 měsíci +26

    I know schlatt is well, schlatt, but like, he was an ass for doing that to you at your worst

  • @thefareplayer2254
    @thefareplayer2254 Před 8 měsíci +28

    4:42 This sounds like that scene In Chernobyl when they realized how much radiation it actually was.

  • @Mumphler
    @Mumphler Před 2 lety +20247

    Swagger: “We had a pretty reasonable setup where we had the drugs that looked like food right next to the food”

    • @RiverPhobia
      @RiverPhobia Před 2 lety +147

      250 likes and no replies? Drugs no go next to food

    • @mobster3252
      @mobster3252 Před 2 lety +786

      Seriously! He is explaining it like it made total sense and was a safe set up but…it really wasn’t.

    • @dylndaviln3091
      @dylndaviln3091 Před 2 lety +633

      The concept of having a spectrum makes sense unless you just… don’t explain it

    • @lucamixes6342
      @lucamixes6342 Před 2 lety +62

      Tbh I would make the same mistake he did 🤣

    • @BlueKnupp
      @BlueKnupp Před 2 lety +51

      @@lucamixes6342 same but I just wouldn't panic cause when you panic it is so so much worse also trampolines are so nice when that high as long as people aren't dicks and jump next to you XD

  • @thriftstorepierrotdoll9851
    @thriftstorepierrotdoll9851 Před 3 lety +3974

    “that’s gonna turn me into a different organism” is the funniest shit you could’ve possibly said about that massager

    • @benbignell
      @benbignell Před 3 lety +53

      That is something only someone in a different dimension could say

    • @GhostBouDB
      @GhostBouDB Před 3 lety +64

      Naaahhhh I liked “I will jujitsu you, bitch”

    • @axeledits8409
      @axeledits8409 Před 3 lety +8

      I actually thought he said orgasm at first-

    • @googoogaga7986
      @googoogaga7986 Před 3 lety

      Oh my god that’s true lol

    • @xlink9777
      @xlink9777 Před 3 lety

      I had the thousandth like :D

  • @blairl2702
    @blairl2702 Před 9 měsíci +55

    had a horrible reaction to 50mg once. all the muscles in my body felt like they were twitching and spasming at once. i was in so much pain and also incredibly disoriented and dizzy. had to lay on my bathroom floor and was dry heaving for about 3 hours. absolutely awful experience. i legitimately thought i was going to die

  • @jayatflyt
    @jayatflyt Před 20 dny +5

    i am convinced that cooper is the only close friend in that building who has actually greened out who cares. like he was the only one actually giving a shit about ted's comfort

    • @spiders4540
      @spiders4540 Před 18 dny

      Psychedelics like shrooms, Lsd, Salvia, Dmt, psilocybin, microdose, Vape Pens, Exotics, Chocolate Bars, Flowers opens a portal to the mind sub consciousness so whatever dwells in yours is what you will experience during your trip. You can try out this specialist I got my trips from who ships discreetly worldwide??

    • @spiders4540
      @spiders4540 Před 18 dny

      *PHARMSTAIN* is the handle?

    • @spiders4540
      @spiders4540 Před 18 dny

      [They're on Telegram...
      ....

  • @djkhaled6315
    @djkhaled6315 Před 3 lety +1501

    misfits are the cause of all weed related accidents

  • @replayarchive8758
    @replayarchive8758 Před rokem +21341

    its remarkable how unhelpful a group of frequent stoners were at navigating this crisis

    • @iwantadonutbadly
      @iwantadonutbadly Před rokem +299

      @Manannna my bot friend this ain’t the video for that

    • @yourteeth9708
      @yourteeth9708 Před rokem +661

      tbh, I don’t think they know how weed works, nor have they ever not wanted to be high LMAO

    • @sunalt7316
      @sunalt7316 Před rokem +548

      Tbh most of them were probably at least slightly high too

    • @macheteman3832
      @macheteman3832 Před rokem

      Yeah cause he stole their fucking weed

    • @gracett3628
      @gracett3628 Před rokem +605

      @@user-fo8wu5bg6h even if you've worked ur way up to a high tolerance u still know that's objectively a lot. Also you trying to build tolerance on purpose or what my dude?

  • @5hinydrums
    @5hinydrums Před 10 měsíci +62

    Ted appearing like a fucking ghoul holding a bag of Skittles at 14:58 was funny as hell

  • @boscopappas234
    @boscopappas234 Před 6 měsíci +79

    I work at a hospital in Illinois and since it was legalized here a few years ago we get a LOT of patients that come into the ER after ingesting edibles. Either they accidentally ate some like Ted or they ate too much. 90% of the time they’re given a low dose benzodiazepine like Ativan and sent out the door. And let me tell you, edibles combined with benzos is an incredible combination.

    • @kelly_xoxo
      @kelly_xoxo Před 6 měsíci +3

      The knockout lmao

    • @wrmhle8510
      @wrmhle8510 Před 5 měsíci +4

      Dont blame the legalization movement for you problems, we fought long and hard to get this medicine legalized

    • @douglassmalls6934
      @douglassmalls6934 Před 5 měsíci

      @@wrmhle8510 But it literally is the cause. More people who otherwise wouldn't use THC are now using it and many more can now accidentally consume it since it is more abundant. It can be used as medicine but its a drug no matter how you look at it. People get high. People take too much. People have horrible experiences with it.

    • @papierbak
      @papierbak Před 4 měsíci +1

      You should just give them an empty iv. For weed "od" you just need to make the patient think there cured but still high. This will almost always fix it.

    • @douglassmalls6934
      @douglassmalls6934 Před 4 měsíci +8

      @@papierbak Or at most a simple benzo to calm them down from their panic attack or to make them sleep. Works for bad trips on psychedelics too

  • @aliengirl7098
    @aliengirl7098 Před 3 lety +2314

    This whole comment section is 9 year olds mixed with weed smokers and i think that’s *quite a combo*

  • @gungy_vt
    @gungy_vt Před 3 lety +2552

    "Crossing my i's, dotting my t's"
    Imagine getting a poster signed by "ied Ntvtson".

    • @jackwegner5139
      @jackwegner5139 Před 3 lety +158

      A poster signed by a high ted is probably more valued than a poster signed by a sober ted.

    • @jamemhm
      @jamemhm Před 3 lety +45

      The good news is you can fuck up cursive and just claim it’s your way of writing it

    • @hiphyro
      @hiphyro Před 3 lety +16

      The ied is for died cuz that’s pretty much what happened to him

    • @LlamaTF2
      @LlamaTF2 Před 3 lety

      Wait you said tit

    • @Vex-VII
      @Vex-VII Před 3 lety +1

      @@hiphyro no its for IED because an IED fucking killed him

  • @ARacette67
    @ARacette67 Před 10 měsíci +56

    I nearly died laughing when he double checks the skittles aren't weed! So funny, I can't imagine if they were weed skittles

  • @mt2r-music
    @mt2r-music Před 4 měsíci +81

    Ted was lucky there wasn’t a shower nearby

    • @Bozobi
      @Bozobi Před 4 měsíci +5

      Title of video: "The RyanP Experience"

  • @dead.set.on.life.
    @dead.set.on.life. Před 3 lety +12922

    Bro the way you're talking about weed is like listening to an undercover cop recall a sting operation from the 80s

    • @TedNivison
      @TedNivison  Před 3 lety +2052

      LOL

    • @chssybuttwaffles1320
      @chssybuttwaffles1320 Před 3 lety +74

      @@TedNivison ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) peril. )))))))))))))))))

    • @szymonnowicki8412
      @szymonnowicki8412 Před 3 lety +118

      I didn't expect Ted to still look at comments under a video posted 7 months ago

    • @biggiecheese128
      @biggiecheese128 Před 3 lety +37

      Ted knows most of the comments here are comedy gold

    • @yumilol1132
      @yumilol1132 Před 3 lety +3

      @@biggiecheese128 right

  • @twigtwigtwig
    @twigtwigtwig Před 3 lety +13975

    i feel like i’ve heard this story so many times from so many people

  • @mariocartmichael6133
    @mariocartmichael6133 Před 7 měsíci +17

    I did a 500 mg bag before a concert
    Greatest night of my life (i had a panic attack and had to go home)

  • @sabrexi7228
    @sabrexi7228 Před 9 měsíci +20

    Coming back after experiencing something like this but on a much smaller scale really makes me feel for Ted. My experience took me off of it entirely, I can’t imagine what this amount would do to him

  • @tobyirving4047
    @tobyirving4047 Před 3 lety +1265

    This is what 400mg does to a person. Imagine if he carried on eating the edibles.

    • @TheBogLordofCasper
      @TheBogLordofCasper Před 3 lety +58

      This is what 400mg does to Ted lol. It affects everyone very differently

    • @perryerin
      @perryerin Před 3 lety +11

      He would end up like Matt in the Mild High Club episode of the misfits podcast

    • @wqtter3209
      @wqtter3209 Před 3 lety +5

      I don’t think I want to

    • @Sukotchi-py2ip
      @Sukotchi-py2ip Před 3 lety +8

      The next step is the time loop and it is hell

    • @RWBYGaming
      @RWBYGaming Před 3 lety +5

      This is what it does to one person. Majority of those ropes and stoney patch ones are not really 400mg anyways lol. Thats just counterfeit packaging. I personally can go through 500mg and only feel relaxed at best. Tolerance affects how hard it hits too.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 3 lety +18579

    This man literally went to Mars before Elon Musk by taking this edible

    • @joshevans3323
      @joshevans3323 Před 3 lety +68

      He rly do b everywhere 😔

    • @budmoment8599
      @budmoment8599 Před 3 lety +36

      Bruh I've seen you in like half of the videos I watch

    • @Sludgelorrd
      @Sludgelorrd Před 3 lety +5

      never been this early to one of your comments

    • @gelo6099
      @gelo6099 Před 3 lety +2

      Dominic Genovese Half? You got it lucky

    • @bluejacket4429
      @bluejacket4429 Před 3 lety +1

      Are you new to commenting here perhaps?

  • @heckinlmao
    @heckinlmao Před měsícem +10

    Hey guys, your friendly neighbourhood stoner here. Having a nice warm shower and just sitting at the bottom of it can help if you are having a bad trip. It can ground you. Also always remember to remind yourself that it will go away. that its just the weed and you will be ok :)

  • @SusanaGomez-mp8sk
    @SusanaGomez-mp8sk Před 10 měsíci +309

    Psilocybin containing mushroom saved my life from depression and addiction to cigarettes. Never had a bad trip

    • @laurj09
      @laurj09 Před 10 měsíci +8

      After doing some research on the psilocybin benefits, I honestly want to get into shroom microdosing but it's just so hard to get a reliable source. Really need!

    • @BrownGeorge-pw2xo
      @BrownGeorge-pw2xo Před 10 měsíci

      Hey! Yes very sure of Dr.benshrooms.

    • @RodriguezGorge
      @RodriguezGorge Před 10 měsíci +2

      was addicted to what i called a trifecta Meth, Opium, Alcohol. I also suffered severe depression i went to a party and consumed about 2 eights of shrooms i was lost in my head for 2 days but when i came back my depression and addiction to my trifecta was gone. I didn't realize it at the time. The
      psychedelic experience is temporary but many people have good permanent results

    • @DonnHowes
      @DonnHowes Před 10 měsíci

      Sure he's dr.benshrooms. what helped me more personally is micro dosing. I don't take a lot at all I'll only eat a cap or two and I'm good for the entire day. It just helps to clear your mind and cleanse your soul. Very hard to explain... It's like trying to explain colors to a person who's never been able to see.

    • @Wimruther-hk4zn
      @Wimruther-hk4zn Před 10 měsíci

      Amen, Isd and psilocybin are amazing teachers along its dmt mah dudes. Have safe trips all. Shrooms are blessings from nature.

  • @juushyy
    @juushyy Před 2 lety +4387

    saw someone say “it feels like constant deja vu when you’re too high” and that shit is so true

    • @chefyana2251
      @chefyana2251 Před 2 lety +75

      I experienced it for FIVE HOURS

    • @santamuerte4090
      @santamuerte4090 Před 2 lety +113

      @@chefyana2251 The first time I did edibles I did around 100-200mg, I was feeling like a "time loop hole" kept repeating, and i felt super shaky. Then I tried watching a documentary about drugs and it felt like they were staring at me through the screen lmao

    • @averyroth9367
      @averyroth9367 Před 2 lety +102

      i always say it always feels like when you’re in a dream and have that moment where you realize you are in a dream, right before you wake up. that feeling, constantly

    • @santamuerte4090
      @santamuerte4090 Před 2 lety +7

      @@averyroth9367 uggh, yes!

    • @bam8606
      @bam8606 Před 2 lety +42

      Feels more like your “true self” is a spectator of the body. Hard to explain let’s just say your “higher self” is looking down on your meat suit or better yet Spectator mode in COD. I miss the weed days, but the panics I had on it from times made me not desire it anymore

  • @SeanG6
    @SeanG6 Před 3 lety +1485

    Everyone needs to experience entering the void at one point in their lives

  • @MrTherocket127
    @MrTherocket127 Před 7 měsíci +15

    Oh man, I went through this with the EXACT same product. I bought it at a dispensary and came home, saving it for the night as I had nothing to do the next day. Soon as my family went to bed, I started watching CZcams videos on my TV and decided to eat the ENTIRE thing.
    Normally edibles would kick in for me after about an hour. This entire thing took only 20 minutes, and I was already feeling pretty unsure of this high for some reason. After only like an hour I realized I had made a biiig mistake.
    So I went to bed in hopes of sleeping it off, and to my surprise I managed to sleep pretty well. Woke up feeling really heavy the next day, and pretty off in the head. Luckily the high basically ended there.
    I honestly got off pretty lucky...

  • @TheBubblegumgirl14
    @TheBubblegumgirl14 Před měsícem +4

    Goddamn that's so horrible. I'm sorry those people tormented you through it. I had a bad weed trip once and I don't know how much I took but definitely not THAT much. Glad you made it through

  • @NeemaFahimy
    @NeemaFahimy Před rokem +7357

    My friend got absurdly high and started doing math equations out loud for some reason. He then started to feel worse and got real quiet. I said "hey do some more math for us" and he said "I'm math-row up" and we all died laughing.

    • @kermit4133
      @kermit4133 Před rokem +156

      @Jennifer Bright you a fed 100%

    • @bloodlove93
      @bloodlove93 Před rokem +5

      Grew nation?
      Grewsum?.

    • @TheKidsAreSOnotOkay
      @TheKidsAreSOnotOkay Před rokem +15

      @@kermit4133
      True. This reeks of Ops.

    • @notAsexOffenderIswear
      @notAsexOffenderIswear Před rokem +30

      That's does sound like the funniest thing imaginable when high

    • @juf9055
      @juf9055 Před 11 měsíci +11

      i love people who just do the weirdest shit while high. i used to be like that when i started smoking and i miss it.

  • @thesirwilliam
    @thesirwilliam Před 3 lety +16586

    400mg puts you on a different planet.

    • @Glazedonut
      @Glazedonut Před 3 lety +450

      straight into the void.

    • @acrusader9773
      @acrusader9773 Před 3 lety +373

      Glaze 1000mg puts you into the infinite abyss

    • @abloodcorpse3318
      @abloodcorpse3318 Před 3 lety +160

      @@acrusader9773 ur profile pic looks like being on 1000mg

    • @acrusader9773
      @acrusader9773 Před 3 lety +27

      Chance Good Buffalo that is often

    • @oneiros5686
      @oneiros5686 Před 3 lety +132

      If you're lightweight

  • @wombatpandaa9774
    @wombatpandaa9774 Před 9 měsíci +36

    That bit about your sense of touch bring overloaded is interesting. My sister experiences something similar as a chronic disorder called hypersensitivity and it's basically what you described where the brain just takes in way too much information and it's actively painful to just exist. Interesting that it can be brought on by doing excessive amounts of weed, but it makes sense.
    Edit: holy crap she also sometimes has to lie flat too. That's from a disorder called POTS that means her blood vessels don't pump blood well enough to exceed the force of gravity, and so her brain doesn't get enough oxygen if she stands for too long. So she needs to lay down in order to allow the blood to flow easier.

  • @domainprotagonist9729
    @domainprotagonist9729 Před rokem +5870

    I took a 500 mg once and was high for three straight days. To wake up high not once, but twice was one of the most alarming ways to progressively begin back to back mornings I could imagine.

    • @Blueee51
      @Blueee51 Před rokem +11

      Oooof

    • @cheesyrichard
      @cheesyrichard Před rokem +7

      How? My 500mg edible only lasted 5 hours and I have a decently low tolerance.

    • @uncledick9445
      @uncledick9445 Před rokem +15

      lightweight

    • @johnbitler5907
      @johnbitler5907 Před rokem +67

      @@uncledick9445 ya im with u three days is kinda farfetched lool

    • @Bofa_Deez
      @Bofa_Deez Před rokem +78

      Fr waking up high is the most confusing thing lol. I woke up to piss and forgot how to use my legs.

  • @renitentsoup
    @renitentsoup Před 3 lety +5676

    Imagine if he ate the second one we could’ve lost Ted

    • @griffencampbell4088
      @griffencampbell4088 Před 3 lety +146

      that wouldn't be enough to kill you though even if it was your first time.

    • @renitentsoup
      @renitentsoup Před 3 lety +660

      @@griffencampbell4088 yeah i know but he would’ve entered another plain of existence

    • @kylewitter2806
      @kylewitter2806 Před 3 lety +429

      @@renitentsoup another pain of existence

    • @LittleFishy.
      @LittleFishy. Před 2 lety +13

      @@kylewitter2806 loll

    • @giratinathe_distorter7480
      @giratinathe_distorter7480 Před 2 lety +34

      @@griffencampbell4088 he would wish he was though

  • @Deafkid97
    @Deafkid97 Před 9 měsíci +2

    I’ve had those same symptoms off of dabbing & theyre so scary i literally convince myself I’m dying every time I just can’t smoke anymore. The shakes are so encompassing & the chills are brutal. Glad you pulled through

  • @hehthar
    @hehthar Před 2 měsíci +16

    Not knowing how to make yourself puke is so pure...so innocent.

    • @thechumbucket8986
      @thechumbucket8986 Před 2 měsíci +1

      ok we get it you're bulimic NOBODY CARES

    • @sidvacant9382
      @sidvacant9382 Před měsícem

      Literally just brush the waaay back of your tongue with a toothbrush and boom instant vomit.

  • @uhhh_zoned
    @uhhh_zoned Před 2 lety +4341

    That company needs to make a drug-infused Nerds Rope and call it "Nerds Dope"

  • @tyzzieee
    @tyzzieee Před rokem +6491

    Returning to this video over two years later to point out that Ted actually had *over* 400mg because he was already high at the point this happened. Also the cut between "there is a very deceptive way the snacks were laid out" to "there is a very reasonable way the snacks are laid out" is perfect comedic timing.

    • @Lexingtonian
      @Lexingtonian Před rokem

      It's actually an indeterminate amount because there's no such thing as an infused nerds rope with nerds packaging. It's street shit and probably synthetic cannabinoids.

    • @mrpersoonman
      @mrpersoonman Před rokem +2

      didn't he also take a bite of *another* nerds rope before he stopped

    • @ufork
      @ufork Před rokem +72

      he said he smoked half a joint, thats not a whole lot of THC plus the high probably wore off by then mostly. video title still says "400mg edible". also speaking from experience, smoking a little while before taking edibles seems to actually make the high more tolerable and less intense. now, doing it right before/after or while edibles are hitting, that's a different story. i mean he was fucked either way, even if he didnt smoke before (who knows, maybe he could have been less fucked if he hadn't smoked before, everybody is different) but usually when i take edibles while completely sober, they hit much harder, theyre much more intense because theres no tolerance built up in the short term. even if i smoke and then wait several hours or even 30 min to an hour before taking an edible, i more often find myself more disappointed by the edibles not being strong enough. basically smoking before can kind of take away from the fullness of the edible experience

    • @samueldoiron1656
      @samueldoiron1656 Před 11 měsíci +12

      The zoom-in on "reasonable" is so funny

    • @TheMemeBorrower.
      @TheMemeBorrower. Před 10 měsíci +5

      I’m willing to bet he only consumed like 10-20 mg of THC prior to that. It’s almost completely irrelevant in comparison lol.

  • @noum5971
    @noum5971 Před 6 měsíci +12

    even after 3 years, this is still one of my favorite videos on youtube

  • @nadiastoloff
    @nadiastoloff Před 5 měsíci +7

    your awareness is so good. i would have been freaking out. i once did too many cookie edibles and ended up waking up in my car.

  • @r.m3113
    @r.m3113 Před 3 lety +5362

    Ted: (Having the ride of his life).
    Shlatt: *I tHiNk YoU nEeD aNoThEr StIcK oF bUtTeR*

  • @tiarnancarey5250
    @tiarnancarey5250 Před 3 lety +2126

    I can't be the only one who wants him to release his own brand called Tedibles

    • @jikoai8709
      @jikoai8709 Před 3 lety +7

      Omg yesss

    • @baconwheel8205
      @baconwheel8205 Před 3 lety +48

      tedsticles

    • @jikoai8709
      @jikoai8709 Před 3 lety +11

      @@baconwheel8205 big brain moment

    • @carlwebber4094
      @carlwebber4094 Před 3 lety +2

      @@baconwheel8205 so you know those camel balls sweets, so yea that's what I think of when you typed that

    • @chefsurs1
      @chefsurs1 Před 3 lety

      @@baconwheel8205 sad times 4 your pfp

  • @Pheminon1
    @Pheminon1 Před 2 měsíci +7

    I know this is 3+ years old, but that friend group was the worst at managing Ted's symptoms
    If you notice your friend has taken WAAAY to much THC, calm them down, make them comfy, and make sure they're alright. Cause, I've taken too much edibles before and it was the WORST panic attack of my life and I was by myself cause my roommates were asleep. Just having a friend next to you to make sure you're ok can help out A LOT

  • @SuperMarioPuppets
    @SuperMarioPuppets Před 8 měsíci +11

    11:44 Plot twist, he was actually praying to god for this high to end.

  • @jfkfade8124
    @jfkfade8124 Před 3 lety +5430

    I remember when this was on a few different people's vlogs, glad to get some more context on what horrible suffering we were witnessing

  • @deathcall7779
    @deathcall7779 Před 3 lety +2065

    I love how Schlatt said “I think you need another stick of butter”

    • @xyzjalsjekdi
      @xyzjalsjekdi Před 3 lety +9

      I wheezed-

    • @GhostBouDB
      @GhostBouDB Před 3 lety +9

      I think you need another stick of butter

    • @confident8132
      @confident8132 Před 3 lety +4

      I think you need another stick of butter

    • @deathcall7779
      @deathcall7779 Před 3 lety +2

      @@confident8132 ikr

    • @GhostBouDB
      @GhostBouDB Před 3 lety +3

      @@confident8132 I’m not sure but I have a hunch that you may need another stick of butter

  • @kaylin1944
    @kaylin1944 Před 9 měsíci +7

    this is my comfort video

  • @jojobell_
    @jojobell_ Před 9 měsíci +3

    I love this video, I come back every couple of months when I think about it and I still laugh every time

  • @josephpeterson-mcgee9502
    @josephpeterson-mcgee9502 Před 3 lety +1122

    Swagger: we set it up this way because it makes sense
    Me: It doesn’t matter when you are high

    • @marioreaper1
      @marioreaper1 Před 3 lety +8

      for real i literally had 3 weed cookies
      was told to only eat 1 so i did
      got high
      then proceeded to eat the other 2 because i didnt wanna get up and got the munchies.
      It was HELL
      still support recreational weed tho just gotta hide edibles from myself after eating some

  • @NickkAtNyte
    @NickkAtNyte Před 3 lety +966

    "My body felt like rubber bands."
    Finally, a good way to explain how I felt when I smoked a few times. I couldn't sit still because everything would hurt, but like a deep ache that wouldn't go away, so I had to keep moving. But the movements were Parkinson's like movements. That would get tiring so I'd wanna go to sleep, but if I stopped moving, everything would hurt again.

  • @ItsMzPhoenix
    @ItsMzPhoenix Před 9 měsíci +10

    I remember one experience where I tried one of my mom's edibles and had an uncomfortable time. I recorded my symptoms on my phone (which included feeling like I was in a laggy game), woke my mom up because I was worried I'd need to go to the hospital, and eventually went to sleep after a period of uncomfortable dizzyness in bed.
    I think I had another, not quite as uncomfortable, edibles experience with her gummies before deciding to keep away from items not solely containing CBD.

  • @cloudeight3887
    @cloudeight3887 Před 5 měsíci +51

    I’ve come back to this because me and my bf were discussing edibles. I’d once made an edible and I ate the whole thing, and immediately passed out and then was high for two days straight. We calculated how many mg it was, and turns out it was 900mg. Honestly don’t know how I survived that.

    • @Owlleap
      @Owlleap Před 5 měsíci +2

      😮

    • @cloudeight3887
      @cloudeight3887 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@Owlleap what made it worse was I had a piercing appointment the first day

    • @buggie5990
      @buggie5990 Před měsícem

      ​@@cloudeight3887bet it made it hurt a bit less lmao

    • @cloudeight3887
      @cloudeight3887 Před měsícem

      @@buggie5990 it hurt more

    • @buggie5990
      @buggie5990 Před měsícem

      @@cloudeight3887 oh