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Outro: Pls Proceed by Baron Grand
On todays episode of the Ted Nivison show, Schlatt (also known as JSchlatt) and Charlie Slimecicle go online and we created the worst bumper stickers. This is a very funny video that is also very relatable.
#TedNivison - Komedie
how did you learn monkey teleport? thats like the hardest trick in the book
I hate my ex wife
I hate my life
Lol
This is pinned and it only has 3 comments
Cool
“Honk if your horn is broken” “I found Jesus, he is in the trunk” and “ Armed Pit bull with AIDS on board” are three of my favorite
...Lorax 😳
I like “I hate my ex wife” and “Repent or burn in hell” for some of my favorite
I want the armed pit bull one
I mean... I have a pit bull, and I need that bumper sticker.
@@mustard_squirt does it have AIDS ?
Fuck the algorithm I had to claw my way to this gem
Truly
My wife
My wife and Jamal Tyrone Williams
My wife and Jamal Tyrone Williams and Mr. Hands
My wife Jamal Tyrone Williams mr hands and me
I love the implication that Schlatt is convinced Mr Hands ended up in heaven
Who do you think you pray to?
Mr Hands was the name of the horse, so yes actually
@@Modsu Mr hands was the guy
@@Modsuwhy would they call a horse "Mister"
it doesn't even have hands
@@seignee Actually the man's name is Mr. Hands' Monster
8:19 For anyone wondering, this is ACTUALLY what happens when you dial that number. Tested it myself.
WHY DID YOU TRY THAT?
@@Bubble_CharlieMy spirit animal is a cat, which means I'm naturally too curious for my own good.
You see, I forced my friend to call it with no context. Great fun
I can attest, it is still operational.
@@BarrenAcc My man!
17:15 that is a good bumper sticker
SHIT. Listen I was running on 4 hours of sleep give me a break - you can see parts of it later on lol
@@TedNivison deez nuts 21
@@TedNivison dude what do you mean that’s the best bumper sticker i’ve ever seen
How beautiful
I don’t see shit
“Don’t Google Mr Hands” would be a great bumper sticker.
PFFT "Jesus take the wheel"
Tubgirl goatsee 2girls 1cup kekma 1man 1jar mr hands blue waffles
Things you shouldnt google
And shaved bears. Don’t google shaved bears!
@@Llamasomenumbers I haven't seen that one
@@crusader2718 I’ve only heard about it from a podcast, just from the name I can imagine all sorts of horrible things
17:14 I love how Ted accidentally put the background layer on top of the actual image
No, the image legitimately used to be there! He had to get rid of it for community guidelines!
@@jayebert4431 Ah
@@jayebert4431it never was😭 i saw this vid like 5 min after it went up💀
@@jayebert4431 no he didnt he literally said it was an accident 😭
Late to the game here but I’ve seen that “Honk Jesus If Jesus Honk” van. The best part is that he has those stickers on every other side of his car too, not just his bumper.
And yes, that includes the front. The dude can barely see out of his Jesusmobile
“Are they blue gun or pink gun?” The most American sentence ever said
Sounds like the name of a proud American yt channel, like, “ARE THEY BLUE GUN??!! OR PINK GUN!?!?! (GONE WRONG)” then the thumbnail is is like way to saturated and everyone has a shocked face, as you can tell, at some point in my life I watched those videos, it was a dark time
then theres the fabled third gun, purple gun.
I’d move to the US just for that kind of gender reveal party
@@noinowheninoyouknowthatino280 nerf gun
@@elijahaitaok8624 united states person here: no
I feel bad for the people recording phone calls at that sex line. Schlatts number was probably blocked in fear that he was trying to curse them.
Lol
8:02 with 11:32 lol and 12:44
@@CatalinRam yeah
i agree
The worst part is I think someone was on the line on that last one. You can hear them laugh and say something about “Whore”. I could be wrong but it seems like it.
At exactly 10:50 of this video, Schlatt knew what he needed to do September 8th, 2022.
the fact it's not telling me if this comment is edited or not is a little intimidating
@@aceofjacks7071it's not
Did you also speak to a spirit asking when the queen would die?
The "lumber and metal scrap" joke always gets me, cause that's ALL we used our pickup for. Which we had for like 6 years.
Schlatt: *yelling at the phone*
Charlie: *freaking out*
Ted: *laughing*
Someone make this into a clip
I too, watched the video
@@millyhearts very good lol. So? I watched the video enough to see that this guy just quoted the video. That's all CZcams comments are is telling us what's in the video. Guess what? (we know, we watched the video!)
Hotel?:🇹 🇷 🇮 🇻 🇦 🇬 🇴
Hotel trivego
‘Surrender your baby’ stickers sounds like a great merch idea...
I would buy ten of everything.
YES
I'm selling that
reminds me of the baal-worshippers
I saw this before this part came up and I was like "Hmm?"
theory: the 'gatorade should be thicker' is specifically meant to get people to stop tailing so close
also the hellen keller one is likely just to get people to not honk or something
11:47 LMAO THE PHONE LADY EVEN BROKE CHARACTER IF YOOU NOTICE
That made me tear up a bit
I'm trying to figure what she said
It’s automated message, I don’t think it can break character
@@andrewgleason3323 well I don’t remember hearing her giggle in her message and she even said wore through her laugh so I really don’t know maybe she just sounds very similar to when she says it the first time
Ted is trying to camouflage with his couch.
Schlatt is trying to camouflage with his wall.
Charlie is trying to camouflage with himself.
@buck trungle Fore
skincicle
@@m3b02 vore
@@ArnoldiiSaurus ore
@@gegggggg re
@@thehumanpro2351 e
i like how schlatt explains the horse case the exact same way as he explained it to ludwig in his spy party video
( ´Д｀)=3
He has the same tone as when he explained Rosemary Kennedy’s lobotomy to Quackity
CZcams crashed the exact moment he mentioned the horse case
o7
@@akish302 And when he explained the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire.
(11:33) This cracked me up every time I heard it. It's like Schlatt awoke his inner demons just to say that line very aggressively. But still somehow in a very hilarious way. XD
Jschlatt is my favorite. I hope he doesn't die
I hope he doesn't get filled by a horse
@@royalblanket stop
@@hamburger7243 I'll fill you with no horse and no grease
@@hamburger7243 I hope you don't get filled by a horse either.
@@royalblanketya I really hope he doesn’t go to unimclaw Washington and get himself filled by a horse
As a British person I like the sound of driving frantically with a picture of the queen on my window
Sounds good
British “person”
@@ralsei985 I might be the only person in this fuckin country that can pronounce water and Tuesday correctly
The passenger’s side window is just replaced with a legit stained glass window of Princess Dianne
Thanks Obese guy
Schaltt: *religious screaming*
Charlie:*fucking terrified*
Ted:*laughing his ass off*
Schlatt: 😡 ✝️
Charlie: 😱
Ted: 😂
11:33
REPENT
NOW
bruh the pope just re incarnated within him hehe
one time I saw a bumper sticker that was just a basic black font on a yellow background that said "honk if you enjoy the 1999 cinematic masterpiece The mummy starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz"
7:11 "how did you know about this?"
isn't it obvious?
schlatt was the horse
“Hey schlatt I hear your a very religious man. Is that true?”
“Ey ya know I'm smellin my mustache”
Couldn’t find it in the vid, timestamp?
@@roadtrippin1753 3:31 :)
_Fragrance_
That line sticks in my brain.
“Gatorade should be thicker” sounds like a tumblr text post and I don’t know how to feel about that
As an avid Tumblr user I can confirm
I’m convinced that it is from Tumblr.
oh yeah most definitely
tumblr
Yeah there’s about a 0.000001% chance it came from anywhere else lmao
7:35 the way "Schlatt" says bumper sticker here is so iconic, those 2 words will just randomly pop into my head in that exact tone of voice constantly, please make it stop
13:57 *QSMP flashbacks from 1 month ago*
she better come back
Wait do other families not do the whole “swerve really fast to scare/wake you up while driving” like Charlie said? I thought everybody did that lmao
My family did that and slam on the brakes
Are you guys okay?? Who hurt you two??
yeah what- I thought that was completely normal until now
Nah, we just got brake-checked.
Bro I do that to my friends lmao it’s fun
Fun fact: The queen of England is not in Buckingham Palace right now but is rather in castle Windsor where she is quarintining herself.
Time to get the window stickers out then
Thank you Sir, now I will invade the correct place
i didnt watch the part in the video before hand and this was so funny with no context
@@grant5383 SAME LMAO
Thanks
Incrediblely upset we lost Schlatt's last sticker.
7:30
Because its a tale as old as the internet.
I’m now 97% convinced that Schlatt was a theatre kid
now that I think about it it would really make sense tbh
Marching band gang
I'm in theatre kid therapy
@@buzzsburner.8286 he probably played tuba or did percussion.
@@jhelp_the_fig I’m betting saxophone
I literally saw a sticker that was on a truck with a truck chasing a stick family saying ‘RUN YOU STICK BASTARDS!’. It was glorious.
I saw a dnd one with a Dragon breathing fire at the stick figures that read “your stick figure family rolled a critfail”
I have one that is a snowmobile doing a wheelie but instead says "run you stick pricks" as it looks to almost hit them
I hope you didn’t steal my comment and this was a real experience of yours
@@chrishansen2409 given the variety we’ve seen, it’s likely
@@chrishansen2409 nah I don’t steal comments. I haven’t reached that low yet
2:22 “while he was giving me lots of trama in the back seat” out of context is so bad😭
5:08
I actually ended up behind a vehicle that had these stickers, but one of the stick figures were pulled off so I guess they died
I love how Schlatt takes every opportunity he can to talk about Mr. Hands
Tim and garret would be proud
And he explains it the same way every time
My roommate knows about Mr. Hands and brought him up in conversation in a social for her sorority with another frat when they asked if anyone had any fun facts.
Well alot of people have that one thing they bring up whenever they can, such as the Kentucky cocaine bear
@@donaghwilson7715 the fucking what
I love how you can tell that Schlatt was just WAITING to let out that horse guy fact
LITERALLY
Momento mori...
Memento Mori
momento mori
memonto mori
To answer Slimecicle’s questions about trucks, you just basically put anything that needs carrying into the truckbed and then hope it doesn’t tumble onto I-35 while you try to obscure your license plate from the police car in the lane next to you. Hope I could help!
3:42 charlie getting jumpscared by Jesus
explain how schlatt manages to bring up the mr hands thing so frequently its honestly impressive
Your pfp brings back memories omg lmao
@@siennamagee5403 burdine my beloved
Funny Enumclaw (where I live) is now gonna be known as where the Mr Hands guy got killed
You know what else is impressive? The stallion associated with "Mr. Hands"
@@followthemoonsrules wait you also live in enumclaw
When schlatt said "I know someone in heaven that was filled by a horse" I knew EXACTLY where he was going.
I've watched enough Roughhouse to know where that was going
i just yelled “NOT AGAIN” as soon as i realized
HE HAS TALKED ABOUT IT SM IM CONCERNED-
SAME LMAO
Yup...
2:44 Charlie has it exactly right here. I own a pickup truck and I literally only use it to move lumber and scrap metal. I should get truck nuts.
Sometimes, I fall asleep to Ted’s videos. Today, I woke up to Schlatt yelling at me that I was a lying whore who would have my place in the lake of fire.
To be honest, my parents didnt do the slimecicle wake up call but my dad regularly scared the shit out of me by taking his hands off the steering wheel and screaming like he lost control of the car while driving on the mororway
The horrorway
The lowway
The humorway
The highway to hell
Dude my dad does that all the time and I always thought that was normal.
Schlatt calling the sex line and telling them to burn in hell was pure gold
how there is 1k likes and no comments
@Austin Young 3*
@@toast7922 4*
@@whoreforghost 5*
11:31 for anyone asking
11:47 the best part of the 'REPENT' clip is how you can faintly hear the lady start giggling.
10:51 no schlatt she is now in a casket
Random number: “Heyy there ba-“
Jesus H Schlatt: “REPENT IN HEEEEEELLLLLLL”
Or
@@AlexAintReal or what?
@@AlexAintReal wait nvm i realized what you ment
@@badgamer_1272 I just type stuff
What's the number?
is no one gonna talk about how the woman on the phone was laughing at schlatt screaming at her the first time
I’m pretty sure that was his mom.
I laughed so hard when i realized she wasnt a bot
@@AppleSauce522 no it is, I called the number she has a recorded laugh after “ready for some candilizing fun” or smthn like that, still, I think it’s more absurd that the number is real
A sticker that looks like a modern Google search bar with “Mr. Hands” typed in.
6:18 The problem with doing that is that pop culture has made people automatically assume that if a baby shows up at their doorstep, the baby is either magic or destined to do something important.
Sonic underground
worst thing I've seen was "LEARNING TO DRIVE" taped to the back window so big that it blocked their line of sight so they almost crashed into my mom
this has to be the stupidest thing i’ve seen in a while
@@audreyli9000 me and my mom were literally laughing so hard but they were driving so slow and I felt bad
Yeah to prevent this in my area they have the student driver cars painted/ printed with the writing on it so they can see fine.
As a British person i can confirm we don’t have bumper stickers, the space has to be, by law, taken up by images of the Queen
I also can confirm as a British person
Can back this up.
Yep I’m British can clarify
fun fact: during years of revolution and protest in Ireland, Irish spies used images of the royal family and plastered them on their cars to blend in with British and smuggle info. Trust me I was there.
more like king hahaha
"She's in the buckingham palace."
NOT ANYMORE SHE'S NOT!
"She's in the Buckingham Palace" Oh how I have news for you past Schlatt
Im starting to actually believe that Charlie's last name is "slimecicle"
it is. don’t be fooled
It is, why would you have to be convinced?
it’s actually dalgleish but i wouldn’t be surprised if he legally changed it
@@mintrydoesstuff9221 This feels like illegal information
Wdym starting to believe?
“No Airbags, We Die Like Real Men”, is something I’d expect from someone living in Maryland.
the east coast is just like that
@1993 Toyota Paseo another maryland native here, this is very true
As a marylander...
I mean yeah pretty much.
Yea we kinda just full send every aspect of life
from someone who lives in maryland, it probably exists here
I don’t think the engineer went to heaven
10:55 not anymore..
She’s in a casket! :)
schlatt's heavy breathing and intensity in that first minute was surprisingly unholy
that was in no way surprising
@qasqer1004 😳😧
Yo I thought he was doin sumthin
@qasqer1004 AYO??
that "Honk if Helen Keller is a fraud" sticker isn't something niche. My sister genuinely believes that Helen Keller wasn't real. It's a thing nowadays
'helen keller wasnt real' well.. she still existed even if her achievements werent
So does my little brother
I have no idea who Helen Keller is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask
@@adamcummings20 She was a child who became blind due to a sickness as a baby. So her parents called a teacher Annie Sullivan (I think it's Sullivan) who would teach Helen how to do proper table manners, easy functions like getting dressed and most importantly language. Helen caught on and eventually became very popular because she ended up learning sign language and how to spell around 16 I think. That was a pretty big accomplishment around that time
@@adamcummings20 Blind and deaf
I'm going on a ted binge at 2 am and lemme say this guy is kinda funny
17:00 This could be an actual unhinged bumper sticker I see on the road lol
i’m convinced schlatt just has a google doc of really specific cases for situations like these
69 likes
GyrGamer haha funne number
@@gyrgamer8936 funny number
@@taeminsnumber1fan funny number
@@YanosProductions funny number
I feeo like im going to chuckle at this while eating a sandwich
i will laugh consuming a panini
and eating assorted vegetables
@@velle.violet we don’t acknowledge that
Idk why but same man
No way I’m actually doing that
"your friends are never gonna come to you to carry their... lumber???? anymore???? D:" is way funnier than it should be
10:45 this hasn't aged well
“I know a guy in heaven who was filled by a horse.”
Now that’s what I like to call a smooth transition
dont google mr hands
Should have put that on a bumper sticker
NOW DRAW MR. HANDS HAVING A WHOLESOME GOOD LIFE WITH NO HORSES
@@alexgrubb1057 oobi
@@Kuriboh1008 ?
Charlie: “did your parents ever do that thing where they go wOaH with the wheel to scare you?”
Ted and Schlatt: “no????”
Me: hang on is this not a normal occurrence?????
Nah Ted and Shlatt are the wierd ones.
I mean, it's never happened to me...
its not normal???????😃❓❓
Im confused. Your parents swerved on the road to "scare" you? Tf???
@@creeperhunterD is it really not normal? Like I swear everyone's parents would randomly spin the wheel about???? Am I ok??!?
They should actually print out/produce the bumper stickers that they made and drive around with them to see ppl’s reactions
You know, the queen definitely doesn’t do that anymore
charlie wearing a shirt that is almost his exact skin color will never not bother me
fuck i never notice but i never think its weird
and Ted’s shirt matches the background
It's the same awkward feeling as seeing Dutch Van der Linde in the tan shirt in rdr1
@@ravencarino6115 this was my exact thought as well
you assume that’s a shirt
as a professed straight girl who is 16 years old, i would a hundred percent use the “i hate my ex wife one”
That sticker is the physical embodiment of everything that America stands for
As a 17 year old gay dude, I too would 100% use that
Same lol
Same at 15
@@ghostytoasty144 thats all i want. Normalize people still being friends with their exes
They predicted the queen’s death.
11:05 aged great didnt it
"Ted is back with a vengeance and he brought friends." should have been the title
Agreed 😂
iggy
HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear igg
@@AxxLAfriku stop taking steroids
@@tranquilbean51 never interact just report, otherwise he’s getting what he wanta
“Surrender your child” has the same energy as “Yeet the child”
Yeet the child = Chaotic Evil
Surrender the child = Lawful Evil
Yeetus the fetus
Fetus deletus
Also known as definistration
@@ramanavr2344 why does google translate that to offspring
I have a bumper sticker on my car that instead of saying "please be patient, student driver" it says "please be patient, stupid driver"
Honestly I’m impressed with jschlatt’s work, honestly the Mr,hands incident almost topped what he did back in 1999
last week the car in front of me had a bumper sticker that said "sorry i didn't go to church today i'm too busy practicing witch craft and becoming a lesbian" very relatable.
omg i have the same exact phrase as a pin
I need the link, i can’t even drink yet I just need it
This sounds like something my sister would have on her car
Can’t like. It is at 666
That's a whole mood
5:00 I love the unbridled rage that went through Charlie when he realized it was the stick figures
First time I’ve ever seen him that angry
"I FUCKING KNEW IIIIITTTTTTTTT"
Made ur like count 420 😂
@@bellaNwonderlnd thank you ✨😌
There’s something deeply annoying about those that I can’t articulate.
10:53 she is no longer in Buckingham Palace
I was walking around in a parking lot (as one does) and I saw a bumper sticker on someone’s car that said ‘No baby on board, feel free to run into me”
“No Airbags, We Die Like Real Men.”
Fellas is it gay to survive a car crash?
Yes
you heard it here first folks! not dying is officially gay!
Yes, it absolutely is!!!
only if your wearing a seatbelt and don't have a gun on you
Who you gotta live for? A man?
the fact that charlie is petrified at schlatt screaming at the sex line while ted is just laughing is hilarious
Hello Eda pfp
@@music-books-films hello fellow owl house fan
Before I liked your comment it was at 666 likes, so iconic 😂
Hachimitsu
What's the number
that queen part aged great hahahha
I have a friend who describes being non-binary as “drinking the gender fluid” and I think that would be a great bumper sticker
They are a genius
How does one acquire gender fluid? Do I have to harvest and squeeze a few genders to get the fluid?
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
*sweats in gender-fluid*
@@chaoticgoodcreations947 yes, take the gender from ranboo
he has too much
we require the gender for the gender fluid
I feel like schlatt is the type of person that just randomly googles shit. This is how im justifying how he knew about Mr. Hands...
I randomly google shit as well. Never got THAT. Yet.
My bus friend group was talking about horse fucking (dont question it I'm the only girl) so my being that person bring up Mr.Hands lmfao
no shit
He was there.
@@Miya_Leviathan true
everyone shoulda used the queen of england sticker when schlatt came to england
I love how i can use Schlatts "don't Google Mr hands" everywhere and they Always Google Mr hands, and they always are horrified
Don't worry, Charlie Slimecicle, we share the same trauma from the classic dad swerving
I share it too
I do as well
Same
Same, but my brother did it in the middle of my hometown and such, along with my dad
As do I
Ted: schlatt are you a christian man?
Schlatt: im smellin my moustache.
As all Christians do AMEN BROTHER
@Leanne Webber he’s Ned Flanders but would be the aggressor
Just Vibin
At 5:20 we're all bumper stickers for the globe as gods slowly tear us away
11:10 can confirm, this does happen in britain
Slime’s reaction noise to “Hey there hot stuff~” is so good, it’s just fuckin’ “DUUOAAH”
Edit: 8:09 Someone asked for a timestamp and I shall provide
That is a primal fear
@@jjd3hner544 Y E S
Can I get a timestamp?
@@drownedzephyr Yep
His face made me die of laughter again.
when they all went silent after charlie said about the swervy thing that his dad used to do made me realise that that was not an ok occurance
My dad would do it too but i just assumed slime's parents did it on small unoccupied roads like my dad did lol
@@robyyyne motorways were my dads method of choice so thats fun 😍😍😍
@@hana8565 Oh god
My parents slammed on brakes instead
Mine did too 😭
6:56 - The implementation that Mister Hands went to Heaven is extreme optimism that JSchllat believes what he did (Working for Boeing, Experimental Horse Riding, Etc) isn't Sinful enough to land in hell.
God is merciful I guess
Drinking water is already a chocking hazard for me but drinking water while watching this was an entire different experience