We Improved Ocean Animals
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- čas přidán 5. 11. 2021
- We Redesigned Ocean Animals in order to save the ocean. Go support #TeamSeas at teamseas.org/
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Outro: Pls Proceed by Baron Grand - Komedie
This is the greatest group of people to be put together. This is like the Avengers.
if there's ever gonna be a sequel to that they HAVE to get charlie (slimecicle) and Moistcritical on there too... imagine the immense power of surpreme content creation that these people have together
“There was an idea... The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable people to see if they could become something more...”
i agree
what are they avenging
This comment right here officer. Give him an award
“Remove wings (too much freedom)” Had me rolling with laughter
Tatakae
As well as the seagull, maybe not laughter but they most certainly will be rolling!
@@lisastylegirl9510 Eren Freedom
Yes, rolling just like those bois stealing your chips.
Tatakae
William: So I have this whale that eats plastic
MeatCanyon: *I MADE THE TURTLE LOOK LIKE A BABY*
Somehow MeatCanyon's drawing is NOT the fucked up one?
Anyone gonna notice that jaiden cursed
Jaiden: Rollerblade Seagull
That's all you have to say
@@asiangarlic409 we noticed, we just don't care
@@asiangarlic409 holy shit, im heartbroken 😐
MeatCanyon made the turtle into an absolute absurd monster, “Schlatt” just tortured and abused a whale, Swagger turned a stingray into a hype beast, Ted tore off the octopus’s entire brand by taking away it’s main feature, Jaiden turned a bird into an electric scooter, and I’m not even sure what the fuck William did.
The whale is pregnant with trash and shit and then it explodes and we all die. Boom summary
Schlatt is in quotes because that's the name he uses as a cover-up for what happened in 1999.
William played god.
I love how "Schlatt" was concerned about the Bladegull having to eat to charge itself or it will die as if that isn't how eating works.
“Schlatt” always thinking ahead that business man
As a marine biology major this video physically hurts me, 10/10
There are many benefits to being a marine biologist
I’m tempted to share this with my marine biologist professor… but I don’t think it’d go over well
@@galestral there are, the pay is certainly not one of them
@@Peterdudedebaz *DO IT*
As a marine biology i believe we should be studying this in lectures
The dynamic of MeatCanyon and "Schlatt" is one of the most entertaining things I have watched
"Schlatt"
“Schlatt” bros existence is being questioned
I agree, "Schlatt" is great with MC
“ Schlatt “
i'd like to see a chuckle sandwich episode with him on
I love how you have swagger and jshlatt right, cause people will think like “oh, jshlatt is morally worse” or the reverse about swagger. But then you just hear meat canon say “push your finger though their soft temple”
5:27 I love all the different answers being given simultaneously
"Hundreds of years"
"Not very long"
"With PLASTIC in their systems?"
Thanks for having me Ted! :)
Thanks for having me Ted! :)
Thanks for Tedding me have! :)
Thanks having Ted for me! :)
Ted having me thanks for :)
What have I done.
I didn't realize "Jschlatt" and MeatCanyon would be an entertaining interaction but now I need more
It was indeed "funny"
"funny"
Makes sense honestly.
This bring the joy.
I agree wholeheartedly
It is really great to see Ted producing still even better content and it really shows over the past year and a bit of already banger videos being honed into even better content. Kudos to you for your dedication.
As a side note if you go to the channel's videos page and keep scrolling the videos endlessly repeat past the colorado river trip and loop indefinitely hahaha wtf
You know it's bad when Meat Canyon calls it haunting 😆
i love how "schlatt" just...didn't change the animal at all
he just put it in a fucking cage
what the hell is a schlatt? are you trying to say “schlatt”??
@@camhulett1609 right right-sorry lemme edit that
@@DylanofScreenTime good job
Work smarter not harder
why "Schlatt" and not Schlatt, I'm completely missing the joke, somebody help
The irony of MeatCanyon calling Schlatt's presentation haunting.
whos Schlatt? ive only heard of "Schlatt", dunno what you're on
I believe you mean “schlatt” I’m not mad, it’s an easy mistake to make.
schlatt?????
Sorry I think you commented on the wrong video. I don't recall anyone being called schlatt
you mean “schlatt”
Being called a germ by Ted is so gender affirming
The two genders:
1. Female
2. Toxin
That's valid, happy pride
What
@@AdminAbuse huh?
It takes a lot of courage to commit assault and battery against an octopus.
Ted just wanted to redesign these ocean animals so that he can murder them more easily. Just like he did to "favorite puppy"
typical.
@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 thank you FEMINIST vlogs
hmmmm it appears that ted nivsion really is goosing to give us the content that his loyal viewers need.
least favorite puppy😔
Not gonna lie I sometimes hate collabs cause it’s so awkward but this was sooooooo funny.
There's nothing awkwark when you have a collab with Ted! Nothing strange at all! No forms of embarassment or silence in a voice call! Never!
Ted does fantastic collabs across his entire channel
Well it helps when all the awkwardness it edited out
"this is worse than what I did, you forced it to eat or it dies, slowly losing its power"
Congrats Schlatt you just described being alive.
11:40 the quick cut to ted absolutely dying over the interaction between meat canyon and schlatt had me rolling
I cannot imagine what kind of chaos Ted is bringing upon us.
Chay ose*
@@LessTh3nThree chaeose
@@thebestdanjan what the fuck is this translation
@@thebestdanjan chæs
@@snoom3350 thank you, youtube 🗿
Meatcanyon was great, he was quiet and chill and then when it was time for him to speak he would say something outlandish lmao. Quite, calculated and funny
The fact that MEATCANYON OF ALL PEOPLE called Schlatt's thing "haunting" genuinely makes me terrified of Schlatt.
Meat Canyon is truly a specimen far beyond any of our understanding.
I believe you can say the same about “schlatt” as well
-Schlatt-
@@gonkdroidgaming6984 ttalhcS
You know it's a good, dense video when the guests range from Swagger to Jayden and it's only 15 minutes.
Thanks! I did my best to make it as well cut together as possible. I think it turned out quite well :)
@@TedNivison It did, had me lmao-ing at various intervals of the video where the guests interacted and talked
@@TedNivison Ted, if you can get this all down to 15 minutes, can you edit my essay so that it goes from 3100 words to the suggested 2000?
@@juliannolastname2442 you got ghosted
Fr dude
I always forget how funny Jaiden is without a script
That “OH SHIT” from Swagger is likely the most genuine I have ever hear SwaggerSouls sound in my entire viewing experience.
Poor Jaiden. She had no idea what she was getting herself into.
She’s done collabs with these people before, I think she knew exactly what she was getting into
And she WAS the one who decided to point out that the uno-pus looks like a sperm.
That’s exactly what I thought
I raise you "roller blade seagull" as a counter argument
13:08 says otherwise.
Why is one of her arms ripped
"The ocean isn't being marketed correctly"
Had me dead-
During this video, I created my own creatures for each of these (yes there are sketches, no you can't see)
OCTOPUS: I don't like tentacles, I know some people do, I don't. No more tentacles, just 8 really jacked arms
STINGRAYS: I like these guys, they're cute. Now they have superhero powers and can shoot rays of sting to all the enemies of the sea. Also they're practically a living superhero capes.
ORCAS: or killer whales, these guys kill everyone just for fun, not cool. now they have no teeth but they do have strong acid that can only be satisfied by plastic. Win-Win! Also they have katanas now so they can keep "killer whale" status and PROTECT the ocean, not kill it. (not cool guys, we can do better.)
WHALES: once wolves from land, these animals evolved to the animal we have today. TOO FAR. Whales need to take a step back, they need the puppy eyes and toe beans genetics got rid of. BRING BACK THE TOE BEANS.
SEA TURTLES: some people say the turtles are dumb for eating plastic in the first place, well jokes on you they're smart now! turtles now have massive brains and now, not only can tell what is plastic, they just solved world hunger! you wouldn't kill the guy who solved world hunger, would you? I thought not, and so did the turtle
SEA GULLS: the world would benefit from the loss of seagulls. these rats-with-wings need to go! ...I'm cooking them, that's the plan. it probably won't SOLVE world hunger but, hey, can't hurt to try! (I'm pretty sure that seagulls are the direct cause of our socioeconomic issues and possibly started the first World War)
schlatt and Jaiden interacting is something that i didn't know I needed in life
"He is bleeding profusely!"
"That's not my fault!"
"THAT IS _DIRECTLY_ YOUR FAULT."
I need more chaos from Schlatt and MeatCanyon
i think u mean “schlatt,” idk who this schlatt guy is
who the hell is schlatt????
Who's Schlatt?
“Schlatt who that?”
Schlatt fans are so deprived they are pretending he doesnt exist 😭
The irony in MeatCanyon calling Schlatt’s drawing a “haunting experience”
schlatt?????
who is "Schlatt"?? i dont know him :/
u just stole the other guys comment
@@QuirkyMaster didn’t even realize. We were just thinking the same thing I guess🤷🏾♀️. Sincerest apologies
love the bling ray, my one critique is that personally i think “i drop bars harder than i dropped steve irwin” would be better than “dropped barbs in irwin”
ted literally just made an eel
Technically, Jaiden did solve the being shit on problems, because with a bird that can't fly means it can't get above you meaning it can't shit on you, unless of course the bird rolls on your feet and shots on your shoes, then again with renewable energy, it means that the birds don't digest anything which means the birds don't produce waste
tbh seagulls would probably learn how to do sick flips just to shit on people
What happens when their batteries get old?
Unless manages to get itself onto a roof and twirls, getting extra style points after shitting.
@@northpenguins they die 🤸
@@ch3ck_mat3 Is changing the battery necromancy then?
I just feel Ted's heart sink every time Schlatt speaks
uh who? u mean “schlatt”?
whose schlatt? dont u mean “schlatt” ?
What the hell is a Schlatt? Is it “Schlatt” you mean?
I believe you're referring to "Schlatt", correct? If so, then I please ask that you get his name right. Thanks :)
u mean “schlatt” right?
I'm glad everyone was comfortable with talking to each other. Which makes or breaks a collab.
There needs to be a group channel for this group
Words cannot describe how happy I am that MeatCanyon didn't get the octopus.
I'm fairly certain that MeatCanyon not getting the octopus disproves atheism lol
@@ryansullivan3085 Huh??
They mean that MeatCanyon not getting the octopus is evidence of divine intervention to save our sanity from the horrors he’d create.
such a dynamic group of people lmaooo, i need more with them
13:08 schlatt learns how food works
You've gotta be a special kind of person for MeatCanyon to be the one calling you "Haunting"
‘Steve Erwin’s death, practically 9/11’ had me choking on my food
One of the funniest parts of this is that there have been no fatal attacks on humans by wild orcas in recorded history, but captive orcas kill and injure humans a lot more frequently.
Lol
Whatever group of neurons in Swagger's brain that created this deserve a goddamn Nobel Prize.
“It’s like something Fauchi would do!”-Jschlat
Lol, just like those Beagles
WEVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE.
No I hate you though
oh yeah we have
@@expiredwarhead993 +1
@@expiredwarhead993 Clanker.
TURN IT UP
Ted may be a little confused as to the reason of the sea pollution, but he's got the spirit to save it, so for Gods sake keep doing ted!!!
3:12 OMG I JUST REALIZED THIS WAS MEAT CANYON. AN ICON.
dear god William Osman, Jaiden, and Schlatt are in one video together how will the earth survive this.
Ted: "we've got a business man" aka jschlatt.
First thing he says:
Jschlatt: "I know what animals need, BIG FAT NUTS"
Well they do
You say that like he’s not correct
@@bumblebeerror9019 Well he isn't loll
@@LewisTheBatHe is though ya frickin dweeb
@@LewisTheBat s
My heart simultaneously skipped and gained a beat when I saw Meat Canyon and Jaiden Animations pop up together.
Those two are literally polar opposites when it comes to animation.
Everyone on the video was a pretty eclectic mix of personalities. meat canyon and will Osman are an odd combo too.
@@snesguy9176 It worked surprisingly well tho
I broke down when he said “they’ll be a splash zone in a couple more hits”
It is so hard to believe Jaiden and Schlatt are in the same video together.
They've had her as a guest on their podcast Chuckle Sandwich.
I love having Meatcanyon be a part of this cus it’s like Schlatt has finally met his match for dark comedy
schlatt?
@@camhulett1609 schlatt
@@bloopledoopdoop6200 are u trying to say “schlatt”??????
@@camhulett1609 dude please read this whole interaction
@@bloopledoopdoop6200 u dont get the joke
The gods have finally blessed us with a Ted nivision upload
WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear ava
facts
amen
Fucking love your profile pic
@@lucianamorden8609 I love it myself
I love how technically the person that knows the most about technology here has camera quality less than potato would give you
AT 10:38 I WAS THROWING SOMETHING AWAY SO I HAD MY BACK TURNED FROM PHONE AND I JUST HEARD “MR BEAST SEA WORLD 2” AND I DID A FULL 180- AND MY JAW JUST DROPPED 💀💀💀💀
OMG LMAOOO
I like how with Meatcanyon’s drawing everyone is horrified and he’s just so chill ab it.
I’m so happy that ted is giving attention to these small youtubers
Small CZcams’s?
@Harvest Commands yea she’s such a small CZcamsr with 10 million subscribers
Yeah like William osman, my favorite doxer.
@Harvest Commands he has less subs than jaiden
GiNa RoSe Sᴇx Cʜᴀɴɴᴇʟ 21 I think you mean “schlatt”
"I'm gonna go to Flint Michigan and fill up a tanker with tap water and drive it to the west coast" had me DEAD
We need more "Schlatt" and MeatCanyon collabs
11:25 I find it funny how MEATCANYON of all people was complaining about something being a haunting experience
I believe this team of geniuses could do anything
Damn, "I dropped bars like I dropped barbs in Steve irwin" had me rolling
3:28 just made me real uncomfortable hearing jaiden say shit
The skinwalker that has been portraying "schlatt" didn't get the killer whale due to randomness, it infact fit right in.
this funny
If *THE* Meat Canyon becomes the voice of reason in a certain situation, you know it's bad.
I agree.
i love how in every montage that includes schlatt on this channel, everyone’s doing actual work and schlatt is just messing around and has fun
Jadiens is actually hilarious
Schlatt, Swagger, and Meat Canyon made an absolutely hilarious chaotic trio that had to be balanced out by the straight men of Ted, Jaiden, and William. The chemistry here was gold. X'D
you mean “schlatt” right?
I was just gonna say that
who tf is schlatt??!!!!!
I'm very confused. Is this an inside joke I'm missing?
@@LMC_Jarred we start putting “schlatt” in air quotes. this funny
The way ted nivison thinks and forms sentences is the penecle of timeless humor.
*pinnacle
I can't believe Jaiden and Meatcanyon we're in the same project and that I literally never heard of it until now.
When meatcanyon tells you your image was haunting
4:21 I knew when Jaiden said she “tried her best” that her drawing was gonna actually blow everyone else’s out of the water.
(no pun intended)
Clearly you skipped over Papa Meats presentation
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmpppppp
@@chxicelxrd yea
_and?_
@@alexsiemers7898weirdo
Everyone: diligently designing their animals
“Schlatt” : Dancing chaotically.
sorry but you probably meant to type "schlatt" instead
@@why3994 wait the spelling is the same I stared for a whole minute… oh you mean the s?
@@deiadied No, no. The capitalization of "Schlatt" was fine, you just forgot the quotation marks.
It's now company policy to put them. Surely you got the memo from corporate.
@@PineberryLive my mistake, I have rectified it and will repent my sins in hell. Thank you.
This funny.
I love how the majority of these designs rely on the creatures eating trash in the ocean, thus not discouraging the act of littering in the ocean, but ENCOURAGING IT. 😂
That first sentence alone is gold lol
"Schlatt" getting the killer whale is not lucky, it's fate
LITERALLY
this funny
meat canyon and jaiden animations are quite possibly the most polarizing opposite set of people I've ever seen
When i saw MeatCannyon as one of the animators i knew this was gonna be great
13:13 I mean Schlatt, love ya to death, but my brother in Christ that’s how living things work, that’s how YOU work
this is literally a project i had to do in primary school. We made our own animals and stuff, there as a bear with wings, a checker-colored dragon, ect and i made an ostrich with sharp teeth and ram horns that ran around in this super hot desert
we did too i made a red panda owl... fyi i didnt have friends
"The ocean isn't being marketed correctly" caused me to like this video immediately. It was impossible to not immediately reward this genius.
the William effect, it’s where you want something when you do something but you don’t get it (like when spinning a wheel) but the next person doing the same thing gets what you want
Jaiden out here proving that all birds are government drones
“That’s something Fauci would do”
Holy shit I’m on the floor 💀
Only Jschlatt can give MeatCanyon, the creator of many eldritch horrors, a haunting experience.
12:50 Paradox form
Schlatts gritty reboot of free Willy looks dope
Jaiden is so family friendly... I can't wait to see if she can get this PG enough to upload
jaiden animations dog days
"we're trying to impregnate joy"
-Ted Nivson 2021
the fact meatcanyon called schlatts drawing haunting is the best compliment he coulf hand out
Forget actually removing the trash, where do I go to donate to getting the Judgement Obelisk stationed on a pylon in the middle of the ocean?
This was one of the funniest things I've seen in ages. Schlatt's take on Killer Whales had me crying laughing
Instead of putting the plastic in to the ocean, we put it in the whales
~William Osman 2021 (5:14)
Make this into a series, this is fucking hilarious. Great mix of people
They shouldn't be surprised when MeatCanyon showed his. I'm also happy Swagger was here.