Schlatt's Cookie Tier List

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  • čas přidán 25. 03. 2022
  • Schlatt ranks every cookie ever made.
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    Today Schlatt makes a Tier List! It's been a long time since this has happened. Last time I tried making a tier list video you guys watched it 10 million times. But we're back, baby! Schlatt loves cookies (I hate writing in the third person) and decided to make a Cookies Tier List and Rank Every Cookie Known To Man. This is probably quite similar to Moist Cr1tikal Tier List videos, even though I've never watched a single one. Thank you for inventing Tier List Videos. Chips Ahoy, Chewy Chips Ahoy, Chips Deluxe, Oreo, Double Stuf Oreo, Mega Stuf Oreo, Biscoff, Ginger Snaps, Tate's Bake Shop, Milano, Pepperidge Farm Farmhouse, Golden Oreo, Famous Amos, Royal Dansk, Those Awful Sugar Cookies You Find At Every Grocery Store, Lenny And Larry's, Fudge Stripes, Stella D'Oro, Nilla Wafers, and more are featured in this video and also in this description for SEO purposes. What rank will Schlatt give your favorite cookie? Watch the entire video to find out (and also to help me make more money!)
    Edited by wheatskins: / wheatskins_
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  • @tuskun3072
    @tuskun3072 Před 2 lety +4504

    if you think this list is biased just remember, Schlatt brutally murdered a girl scout troop when they came to his door with cookies back in '99. he knows his stuff.

    • @aceeduventures
      @aceeduventures Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/AJfQ_FB9naA/video.html
      Finally here..

    • @grqfes
      @grqfes Před 2 lety +106

      yeah myth says he tried every cookie she was selling too.

    • @hazemkaram7111
      @hazemkaram7111 Před 2 lety

      Wowww czcams.com/video/6sBRE1tC9Zc/video.html…

    • @Hibernathan05
      @Hibernathan05 Před 2 lety +126

      I still miss my sister

    • @commandbaker3334
      @commandbaker3334 Před 2 lety +42

      He must've been one badass fetus

  • @dumbassweeb5702
    @dumbassweeb5702 Před 2 lety +3293

    The frosted sugar cookies are like the candy corn of cookies, either you love it or you hate it and for some fucking reason when you eat more than like 4 of them you start feeling like death himself is staring down at you

    • @dumbassweeb5702
      @dumbassweeb5702 Před 2 lety +34

      @Reika Nagila sorry I only like MEN

    • @intelismynameandregretismy5541
      @intelismynameandregretismy5541 Před 2 lety +114

      Such a perfect comparison

    • @galacthicc693
      @galacthicc693 Před 2 lety +108

      Frosted sugar cookies make me feel like a fat Hitler but MAN do they taste good.

    • @ashhlsy
      @ashhlsy Před 2 lety +46

      YES like theyre honestly so good but after a couple i start feeling like i want to die

    • @xan5927
      @xan5927 Před 2 lety +16

      nah after eating ONE i feel like im gonna explode

  • @thechozenone6471
    @thechozenone6471 Před 10 měsíci +1488

    Schlatt: "who the hell eats biscoff cookies unless there on a airplane."
    Proceeds to show an almost empty packet of biscoff cookies.

    • @canaan56
      @canaan56 Před 10 měsíci +38

      Bro I had a biscoff waffle from the biscoff restaurant it was so good

    • @LEEZEREYMoe
      @LEEZEREYMoe Před 9 měsíci +11

      we have a biscoff mcflurry and is it fire

    • @SerynityTv
      @SerynityTv Před 8 měsíci +17

      Biscoff cookies are amazing

    • @Atom85825
      @Atom85825 Před 7 měsíci +7

      hes always have airplane ready, do you not know that hes ready to commit another one

    • @magneticmango325
      @magneticmango325 Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@Atom85825another what

  • @fellinluv777
    @fellinluv777 Před 10 měsíci +941

    we need more schlatt tier lists I’m rewatching these like crazy 💀

  • @couchdoritos7326
    @couchdoritos7326 Před 2 lety +2897

    Funny story regarding chips ahoy chewy type: so my friend and I used to walk home from school and stop by a 7-11, and like the fatasses we are we got a pack of chewy chips ahoy, and hated them. We decided it would be funny to leave one on the back of some poor dudes truck that hadn't moved for months. That cookie stayed there throughout a full year of seasons and weather. The juices seeped out and stained the plastic. It stayed intact for a year and a half, and finally split over the summer. That didn't stop the cookie though. The cookie is still there 2 years later and we are still laughing about it. He moved to another state and whenever I walk the way we used to walk, I send him a picture of the cookie.

    • @Maob08
      @Maob08 Před 2 lety +170

      And now you now they have as many chemicals as McDonald's cheeseburger

    • @MandoThingz
      @MandoThingz Před 2 lety +241

      It’s like the moldy cheese from diary of the wimpy kid

    • @TheArtistLuna
      @TheArtistLuna Před 2 lety +23

      I love this

    • @eyy8760
      @eyy8760 Před 2 lety +45

      Best comment on a Schlatt video I have ever seen got me rolling 💀🗿

    • @minecraftbees8850
      @minecraftbees8850 Před 2 lety +34

      bro that shit created covid

  • @alistair.404
    @alistair.404 Před 2 lety +2784

    As a wise man once said: The best part of grocery shopping is seeing what the psychos at Oreo have made next.

    • @LtCdrXander
      @LtCdrXander Před 2 lety +65

      Hey, we wouldn't have gotten lemon Oreos without those psychos. Am I a bad person for thinking key lime Oreos would have a more than 0% chance of being good?

    • @zzyxx2112
      @zzyxx2112 Před 2 lety +23

      @@LtCdrXander that would taste pretty good with crumble cookie parts and key lime fillings

    • @LtCdrXander
      @LtCdrXander Před 2 lety +12

      @@zzyxx2112 YES!! I would hope too that they don't hold back on the tartness for the filling either, as you really gotta strike that delicate balance between sweetness and tanginess.

    • @alistair.404
      @alistair.404 Před 2 lety +16

      @TheSportsGuru Yesssss!! Dude, I have no idea who works at Pop-Tart but they're absolutely twisted. How many fuckin flavors do they HAVE at this point???

    • @magmapixel8627
      @magmapixel8627 Před 2 lety +5

      Weed Oreos already exist but the company keeps them all for themselves

  • @HappyBacon777
    @HappyBacon777 Před 7 měsíci +198

    I love how the frosted sugar cookie voting had a perfect description of what people think of them. Either you REALLY love them, or you DESPISE them.

  • @thundergizmo317
    @thundergizmo317 Před 9 měsíci +277

    I was 100% expecting the butter cookies to have a sewing kit inside

  • @angel404
    @angel404 Před 2 lety +10402

    he perfectly described this cookie 4:31

  • @NezzNHLive
    @NezzNHLive Před 2 lety +2256

    Honestly its nice to see schlatt is doing what he loves.
    And making money.

    • @Panknight
      @Panknight Před 2 lety +28

      No no, he’s doing what he loves… making money

    • @blacknight1799
      @blacknight1799 Před 2 lety +7

      Your poor comment section

    • @SkeweredGlaive
      @SkeweredGlaive Před 2 lety +6

      Who doesn't love making money? Also scree every single bot.

    • @StarryxNight5
      @StarryxNight5 Před 2 lety

      Honestly it's nice to see schlatt doing what he loves.
      And making tier lists on cookies.

    • @LINK-is3oc
      @LINK-is3oc Před 2 lety

      @Don't read profile photo so ur just gonna spam every comment with channel advertisment?

  • @crunchybro123
    @crunchybro123 Před 10 měsíci +26

    I was screaming “WHAT ABOUT TATES” and then you actually brought tates, the greatest cookie brand to ever exist in the multiverse

  • @sharky173
    @sharky173 Před 8 měsíci +30

    I swear he never misses to disappoint in the ranking

  • @AidanHg
    @AidanHg Před 2 lety +1768

    The issue with "soft" cookies is that they need to make the cookie even less natural just to make it hold onto that softness permanently which just makes it feel wrong. If it's fresh cookies then of course you want them soft, but with store bought? No.

    • @Quentino808
      @Quentino808 Před 2 lety +86

      I'm usually a soft cookie guy and I agree. I felt sick after trying soft store bought cookies. Meanwhile you get that shit fresh and it's a whole new game

    • @aceeduventures
      @aceeduventures Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/AJfQ_FB9naA/video.html
      Finally here..

    • @pastlepink131
      @pastlepink131 Před 2 lety +15

      I used to like them as a kid, but im gonna be honest, the chocolate chips on soft chips ahoy... dont taste like chocolate... so i prefer chips ahoy's other cookies now
      if you still like soft chips ahoy, im sorry, they got you, youre already living in the simulation homie

    • @Naomi-yc4fp
      @Naomi-yc4fp Před 2 lety +4

      Wait yeh actually, u r right, I normally get the same day baked ones from Sainsbury, and they are soft and I like them, but yeh if it’s factory made, that’s lowkey disgusting

    • @fluffy9071
      @fluffy9071 Před 2 lety +1

      keep a piece of bread with the cookies you bake. it keeps them softer

  • @samsungrefridgerator6270
    @samsungrefridgerator6270 Před 2 lety +1861

    Technically speaking here, there’s still more to this as schlatt hasn’t opened up the door of girl scout cookies.

    • @sithspartan6248
      @sithspartan6248 Před 2 lety +16

      That would make for its own interesting video I’d say.

    • @mattisoff
      @mattisoff Před 2 lety +25

      On stream he said that he might make a seperate tier list for girl scout cookies, just sayin.

    • @sithspartan6248
      @sithspartan6248 Před 2 lety

      @@mattisoff Nice, I don’t go on twitch so that’s cool to know

    • @bramd4423
      @bramd4423 Před 2 lety +13

      Don't forget Oreo made a Cherry Cola flavored Oreo and I am one hundred percent certain Oreo's concept team are sadists

    • @sithspartan6248
      @sithspartan6248 Před 2 lety +5

      @@bramd4423 I saw peeps flavored Oreos once, so I can most definitely agree with that statement

  • @odogjones4184
    @odogjones4184 Před 9 měsíci +18

    Black and White cookies hit harder than schlatt hit those people in 1999

  • @anthonym9977
    @anthonym9977 Před 8 měsíci +12

    Im glad tier lists are coming back. They're genuinely funny

  • @dollarstorecookie3938
    @dollarstorecookie3938 Před 2 lety +386

    I’m personally honored to have been featured on this list. Thank you Schlatt.

    • @aceeduventures
      @aceeduventures Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/AJfQ_FB9naA/video.html
      Finally here..

    • @hamsterman8975
      @hamsterman8975 Před 2 lety +15

      You deserved your s tier

    • @bobberman4641
      @bobberman4641 Před 2 lety +14

      You are the best thing you can get at a dollar store

    • @lucyakaluckstat
      @lucyakaluckstat Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@hamsterman8975hi ibuki from Danganronpa

  • @michaelhartmann4632
    @michaelhartmann4632 Před 2 lety +941

    I’ve gotta say, I like Mint Oreos, but you have to REALLY like mint to like them. It’s a pretty strong mint flavor, and plain double stuf oreos have a much broader appeal

    • @fivecreator9573
      @fivecreator9573 Před 2 lety +48

      My obsession with the mint is so bad, that when I was a kid my mom would hide toothpaste from me, cause I was demolishing them all. I got into a hospital at least 7 times because of them. But I still love everything that has a mint in it

    • @ianxe
      @ianxe Před 2 lety +16

      The best are the fudge mint ones. Instead of the oreo cookie its just fudge like a girl scout cookie

    • @garfooledarbuckle3888
      @garfooledarbuckle3888 Před 2 lety +3

      I like mint chocolate chip ice cream but oreo mint is where I put my foot down

    • @kapsaysin
      @kapsaysin Před 2 lety +7

      I also like them.
      I have loved mint flavored stuff ever since I was a kid and that isn't changing anytime soon.

    • @LethalzPlayz
      @LethalzPlayz Před 2 lety

      Mega stuf

  • @FruitLiquid
    @FruitLiquid Před 9 měsíci +12

    the amount of pure sodium in tate’s cookies makes my blood pressure sky rocket after 1 bite. like why tf is there over 150 mg of sodium in 2 cookies?

    • @siimious
      @siimious Před měsícem +1

      ate a whole pack of 14 and like, spazzed out
      hate those cookies

  • @connorhege6903
    @connorhege6903 Před 7 měsíci +10

    I’ve seen men describe murders with less anger and fear in their eyes than Schlatt covering the Oreos cookies

  • @sentryicl
    @sentryicl Před 2 lety +2081

    The fact that 'Schlatt' bans everyone with the wrong opinion is amazing

  • @ryang2v
    @ryang2v Před 2 lety +912

    I’ve noticed a pattern with a lot of the decent and above cereals, chips and cookies. They always have the original which are good, the one better than the original which are better, and then the ones that try to be better but suck
    For example Cheerios is the original, Honey but Cheerios are better, and then chocolate cheerios which are worse
    Another example oreos are original, double stuf is better, and then mega stuf and most stuf suck

    • @aceeduventures
      @aceeduventures Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/AJfQ_FB9naA/video.html
      Finally here..

    • @ohnobro1424
      @ohnobro1424 Před 2 lety +3

      Most stuf 🤡

    • @tucker6063
      @tucker6063 Před 2 lety +21

      Same thing with Cap’n Crunch. Schlatt ranked the Crunch Berries higher, and Oops All Berries lower

    • @grqfes
      @grqfes Před 2 lety +8

      honey nut cheerios are godly i need to start eating them again why did i even stop

    • @-Safijiiva-
      @-Safijiiva- Před 2 lety +2

      Oreos aren't original though the hydrox cookie came first oreo just stole their shit renamed the cookies and claimed themselves to be the original

  • @AirStrike69
    @AirStrike69 Před 9 měsíci +11

    8:33 ong I tried it 2 days ago. It smelt like paint and tasted like decaying flour and Play-Dough

  • @ragnarok935
    @ragnarok935 Před 6 měsíci +4

    Tried Tates Bakeshop for the first time a couple days ago. My eyes have been fully opened, Schlatt. Thank you

  • @jeremypotato374
    @jeremypotato374 Před 2 lety +409

    Schlatt: "I'm gonna rank every single cookie known to man"
    Literally 5 seconds later: "Inside this box is every cookie I know"

  • @Funnee75
    @Funnee75 Před rokem +4605

    Schlatt: hates chewy cookies
    Also Schlatt: Loves chewy cookies (with frosting)

    • @Unoriginal____Starwalker
      @Unoriginal____Starwalker Před rokem +83

      Fucking gottem (im salty with him for fig newton's and chewy chips ahoy so I am very angry with schlatt

    • @Funnee75
      @Funnee75 Před rokem +51

      @@Unoriginal____Starwalker I'm also salty about a lot of things he said about my favorites

    • @alpha_9997
      @alpha_9997 Před rokem +55

      I don’t hate chewy cookies quite as much as splat, but crunchy cookies are so much better. If you think otherwise, all your opinions are wrong and your parents don’t love you.

    • @hellotherehowisyourdaygoin9798
      @hellotherehowisyourdaygoin9798 Před rokem +13

      @@alpha_9997 god damn bro it ain't that deep its just a cookie like people have their tastes and opinions 😕

    • @hellotherehowisyourdaygoin9798
      @hellotherehowisyourdaygoin9798 Před rokem +4

      @@alpha_9997 like a opinion cant be wrong its a option aka your own personal preference

  • @ArtucoDev
    @ArtucoDev Před 8 měsíci

    i still want to try every single item you ever ranked in this series

  • @dr.popples1584
    @dr.popples1584 Před 9 měsíci +1

    This is a respectable and obviously unbiased tier list that should be taken as objective fact

  • @pillakilla9122
    @pillakilla9122 Před rokem +2421

    Schlatt: “Hes such a polite little guy”
    Also Schlatt: “ThAt lItTlE eLf piEcE oF sHiT”

  • @snoopuppers6319
    @snoopuppers6319 Před 2 lety +374

    I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crunchy bits.

    • @SrSander
      @SrSander Před 2 lety +1

      He clearly likes them!

  • @Zanru-iy8wb
    @Zanru-iy8wb Před 8 měsíci +18

    00:24 - Chips Ahoy Original
    00:38 - Chips Ahoy Candy Blast
    00:57 - Chips Ahoy Chunky
    01:13 - Chips Ahoy Chewy
    01:40 - Chips Ahoy Chewy & Reese's
    01:53 - Chips Deluxe Original
    02:09 - Chips Deluxe M&M
    02:34 - Famous Amos
    02:57 - Royal Dansk
    03:22 - Biscoff
    03:54 - Ginger Snaps
    04:22 - Frosted Sugar Cookies
    05:08 - (Bonus) Fortune Cookie
    05:28 - Milano Original
    06:00 - Milano Dark Chocolate
    06:20 - Milano Mint Chocolate
    06:41 - Chessmen
    06:58 - Farmhouse
    07:30 - Tate's Bake Shop
    08:03 - Lenny & Larry
    08:50 - E.L Fudge
    09:11 - Fudge Stripers
    09:22 - Sandies
    09:37 - Viena Fingers
    10:00 - Oreo Original
    10:44 - Oreo Doble Stuf

  • @laserman7211
    @laserman7211 Před 8 měsíci

    Even the fortune cookie knows what you did in 1999, Schlatt. You can never escape it.

  • @surveyr5768
    @surveyr5768 Před 2 lety +336

    this guy knows his stuff! i remember him back in 2004, he just had this insight that nobody could replicate.

    • @user-zy2rn3ne1b
      @user-zy2rn3ne1b Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/CQHG12lIIQk/video.html
      So true..

    • @Flash4ML
      @Flash4ML Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah, only five years after the incident, schlatt was a different man

    • @surveyr5768
      @surveyr5768 Před 2 lety +2

      @@sofianesk3050 i remember hearing about that! legend.

  • @bored1103
    @bored1103 Před 2 lety +349

    the amount of random cookies on the floor that is visible when Schlatt gets up and leaves in the end is just hillarious

  • @mentallyillkoi
    @mentallyillkoi Před 8 měsíci +2

    "Chewy cookies are for terrible people"
    Well, at least I don't have to change myself.

  • @NICK349B
    @NICK349B Před 9 měsíci +1

    The frosted sugar cookies bring me back to elementary school parties, so damn nostalgic

  • @doxasnike4789
    @doxasnike4789 Před 2 lety +1798

    Here’s the thing about chewy cookies: they have to be crispy on the edges. And there’s a fine line between nice and soft, raw, and rubber.

    • @loafer2598
      @loafer2598 Před 2 lety +5

      Disgusting

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 Před 2 lety +82

      Soft baked is better than crusty dusty dry mf cookies and I'll die on that hill

    • @loafer2598
      @loafer2598 Před 2 lety +1

      @@solus8685 it tastes like dirt and rubber

    • @justanotherguy1122
      @justanotherguy1122 Před 2 lety +20

      Chewy Chips Ahoy are the bomb, man.

    • @hashim8135
      @hashim8135 Před 2 lety +21

      chewy cookies are only good home made

  • @ryleywest2899
    @ryleywest2899 Před 2 lety +626

    I've never been so deeply offended, disappointed, and heart broken in my life and schlatt found a way, props to you man

    • @andrewpropson8464
      @andrewpropson8464 Před 2 lety +2

      Yra he done the golden Oreos dirty i mean DIRTY

    • @rex.6067
      @rex.6067 Před 2 lety +1

      Oreos will always have a special place in my heart. SO I DONT GIVE A SHIT HOW MUCH FUCKING “STUFF” IS IN A OREO I T S F U C K I N G G O D T E I R.

    • @rex.6067
      @rex.6067 Před 2 lety +2

      @dcoog anml sugar cookies are the worst cookie

    • @Bucheria
      @Bucheria Před 2 lety +2

      @@rex.6067 this is biased 🤦‍♂️

    • @rex.6067
      @rex.6067 Před 2 lety

      @@Bucheria How?

  • @localmallsanta7706
    @localmallsanta7706 Před 9 měsíci

    Schlatt banning someone over lemon Oreos seems like one of the most Schlatt things ever

  • @goingoutsad
    @goingoutsad Před 10 měsíci +5

    The size of the smile on my face when he pulled out those tates was enormous

  • @cheesyparadise7675
    @cheesyparadise7675 Před 2 lety +561

    I think “Schlatt” should do a candy/candy bar tier list, keeping in theme with them all starting with C

    • @piqachu
      @piqachu Před 2 lety +5

      i agree, “schlatt” should do that without the “c”

  • @russellrobes9912
    @russellrobes9912 Před 2 lety +307

    when you gave farmhouse an A then mentioned there was something better, i KNEW it was tate’s cookies. i legit cheered like it was a new smash bros character being revealed

  • @yellowtheexpert5855
    @yellowtheexpert5855 Před 8 měsíci +3

    I dont know how many times i watched this video.

  • @dogsarenice3054
    @dogsarenice3054 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Not having Girl Scouts cookies on the list is a crime

  • @RandomUser11170
    @RandomUser11170 Před 2 lety +439

    I honestly didn't know Schlatt was capable of being so wrong. I know I'm putting myself at risk of being a victim of another 1999 incident, but that's a risk I'm willing to take

    • @aceeduventures
      @aceeduventures Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/AJfQ_FB9naA/video.html
      Finally here..

    • @gulletgaming4717
      @gulletgaming4717 Před 2 lety +23

      bro he didnt even try the fig newtons

    • @bigboy8766
      @bigboy8766 Před 2 lety +15

      @@gulletgaming4717 fig newtons are absolute dogshit

    • @notfunjoe
      @notfunjoe Před 2 lety +1

      Tates…nuf said

    • @sportsnstuff5557
      @sportsnstuff5557 Před 2 lety +19

      @Patnic you don't remember what happened in 1999? With the sword man? Or the baseball bat?

  • @Moon-by5ee
    @Moon-by5ee Před 2 lety +752

    The part at 10:50 when he said “oooh someone’s been eating them”. Just got me laughing so hard idk why lmao

  • @trapped_in_cabinets
    @trapped_in_cabinets Před 9 měsíci

    he really just tore everyones childhood into pieces

  • @Banzai2012
    @Banzai2012 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I like that 3x3 checkerboard pattern cookie that you could find at Whole Foods and the ikea ones that they used to sell more of

  • @khaliber
    @khaliber Před 2 lety +1644

    Schlatt: “Chewy cookies are for terrible people”
    Also Schlatt: *ranks frosted sugar cookies in S*

    • @literallythrowing3264
      @literallythrowing3264 Před 2 lety +172

      Tbf, technically they're not chewy, they're just soft. Do I chew those? No, I take a giant bite, roll my eyes back because they are, in fact, S tier, and swallow.

    • @allpaynenoliam4208
      @allpaynenoliam4208 Před 2 lety +16

      @@literallythrowing3264 why do ppl think that they are s tier- they are def a e/f eww

    • @SweatyPomegranate
      @SweatyPomegranate Před 2 lety +82

      @@allpaynenoliam4208 "atone for your sins"

    • @rottenwalrus7103
      @rottenwalrus7103 Před 2 lety +29

      Me who has autism and has sensory issues with crunchy things and really likes chips ahoy chewy and then watching a man I admire say that I’m disgusting for putting it in my mouth:

    • @literallythrowing3264
      @literallythrowing3264 Před 2 lety +4

      @@allpaynenoliam4208 Maybe I'm biased because I'm addicted to sugar

  • @wdecently7150
    @wdecently7150 Před 2 lety +1444

    Again, there's a trend with his tier lists.
    - First is always "Base Tier"
    - Your favorites are always shat on
    - He makes very valid points and very invalid points
    - "D for dick"
    - Throwing packages
    - Last one is always a surprise witness

    • @kayawesome_12
      @kayawesome_12 Před 2 lety +41

      Don’t find out where I live and murder me for this, but I fucking love Java Chip Oreos. I can’t believe “Schlatt” would disgrace their name like that.

    • @bubbles694
      @bubbles694 Před 2 lety +1

      Comedy

    • @StorableGaming
      @StorableGaming Před 2 lety +23

      When he said soft cookies are bad/not as good as hard cookies, I knew what kind of list it would be.

    • @maddiesmenagerie8853
      @maddiesmenagerie8853 Před 2 lety +3

      Mans really disrespected oreo thins putting them at a D tier after saying he likes crunchy cookies tf

    • @wdecently7150
      @wdecently7150 Před 2 lety +6

      @@maddiesmenagerie8853 normal Oreos are already crunchy. The bad rating wasn't about crunchyness, it was about the fact they put LESS stuf in the cookie. Normal Oreos were fine, and Double Stuff Oreos were perfect. Any more or any less stuf in the cookie is terrible, according to schlartt

  • @Trashcantunited
    @Trashcantunited Před 8 měsíci +1

    I think we can all agree that the subway cookies are the best cookies known to man the hard outside and the soft and chewy inside mwah perfection

  • @ol25lp96
    @ol25lp96 Před 9 měsíci

    Please more Tier Lists

  • @Ghostly3011
    @Ghostly3011 Před 2 lety +732

    4:30
    Fun fact! Those are called lofthouse cookies, and there are several recipes online that you can find. *This changes the fucking game*

    • @breiinless
      @breiinless Před 2 lety +11

      THANK YOU SO MUCH

    • @crazycarlos08
      @crazycarlos08 Před 2 lety +18

      They're called Lofthouse cookies? I just call them Walmart cookies (even though I think they're branded as Lofthouse everywhere else).

    • @Definitely_not_ai
      @Definitely_not_ai Před 2 lety +13

      Time to make the cocaine of cookies.

    • @drjukebox5371
      @drjukebox5371 Před 2 lety +7

      I want to thank you but I knew that so Im just gonna say an assortment of letters... "udsubfiubwefibnwehyugvbewiuan"
      Also want some of my pretzels? I got a bag of em today.

    • @MrWrkk
      @MrWrkk Před rokem +1

      As of now your likes are now at 699.............

  • @angelaplays
    @angelaplays Před 2 lety +674

    I feel like Schlatt will someday make a tier list about everything in existence

    • @jacobinator4981
      @jacobinator4981 Před 2 lety +5

      5 minutes in and he has made 3 Everywhere at the End of Time references.

    • @technetium9653
      @technetium9653 Před 2 lety +5

      Can't wait for tier list of tier list, or the tier list of tier list that contains tier list

    • @elaninormous4876
      @elaninormous4876 Před 2 lety

      who?

    • @Evesdropper
      @Evesdropper Před 2 lety +1

      @@elaninormous4876 big guy

    • @asahel8431
      @asahel8431 Před 2 lety +6

      Race tier list when?

  • @arty7122
    @arty7122 Před 8 měsíci +1

    fully genuinly when i eat biscoff i feel like on the verge of traveling back in time to the mid 19th century for some reason

  • @Omori.
    @Omori. Před 3 měsíci +1

    4:25 yes I just love hearing my favorite family friendly CZcamsr say he likes cookies

  • @ravenshade266
    @ravenshade266 Před 2 lety +1198

    Honestly, Schlatt looks like he’s feeling well. Either he’s really good at hiding his emotions and playing the character (which we all know he’s very capable of) or he’s truly been having a good bit of life recently. Hopefully it’s the second option.

    • @sicbixch
      @sicbixch Před 2 lety +3

      what happened?

    • @ravenshade266
      @ravenshade266 Před 2 lety +52

      @@sicbixch Oh, nothing happened that I know of. I just commented that he looks happier than usual.

    • @maddiesmenagerie8853
      @maddiesmenagerie8853 Před 2 lety +56

      @@sicbixch existential pain happened. It gets most of us in our 20s.

    • @marektrejo
      @marektrejo Před 2 lety +3

      t his happened 3 months ago just so you know

    • @Baconator59
      @Baconator59 Před 2 lety +7

      Who's Schlatt? We only know "Schlatt"

  • @caleb__mtz
    @caleb__mtz Před 2 lety +240

    " I hate chewy cookies"
    "Frosted sugar cookies are S tier"

    • @dragar0th
      @dragar0th Před 2 lety +30

      I'm so glad someone else noticed the Duality of Man

    • @raisinsmakemeuncomfortable6893
      @raisinsmakemeuncomfortable6893 Před 2 lety +33

      Frosted sugar cookies are what's known as an outlier, they are fundamentally different to all the other chewy cookies in the best way possible.

    • @user-zy2rn3ne1b
      @user-zy2rn3ne1b Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/CQHG12lIIQk/video.html
      So true..

    • @angelarias3395
      @angelarias3395 Před 2 lety +10

      @@raisinsmakemeuncomfortable6893 they are either good or they are the worst cookie ever no inbetween

    • @pastlepink131
      @pastlepink131 Před 2 lety +2

      naur frosted sugar cookies get a pass-
      taste a hard chips ahoy (like the normal one) vs a soft chips ahoy
      maybe im hella weird but theres a DISTINCT difference in the way the chocolate tastes in the soft ones.. major turn off sajhfkhs

  • @JVG4M3
    @JVG4M3 Před 8 měsíci +1

    1:11 I was laughing the whole segment even though he was calling me out!

  • @thefoxking4463
    @thefoxking4463 Před 9 měsíci

    Something incredibly delicious exists:
    Slhatcc: “an A cus there is a better version of said cookie” like bro let them both share the spotlight

  • @WizzardTelevision
    @WizzardTelevision Před 2 lety +221

    Hot take:
    Cookies with a good crunch outside and that perfect amount of softness on the inside.
    Not to the point of rubber but like
    You bite into it
    You get that satisfying crunch and just that extra little bit of gooeyness helps it melt in your mouth
    It's VERY hard to pull off but when it's pulled off
    O h m a n.

    • @LtCdrXander
      @LtCdrXander Před 2 lety +15

      Hot take:
      Shafts with a good girth outside and that perfect amount of liquid on the inside.
      Not to the point of penetration but like
      You suck it.
      You get that satisfying explosion, and just that extra little bit of gooeyness helps it melt in your mouth.
      It's VERY hard, and when it explodes...
      O h h h m a n

    • @linkly9272
      @linkly9272 Před 2 lety +1

      sounds like you just like crusty pissbombing but with cookies

    • @OmgItzCOLTON
      @OmgItzCOLTON Před 2 lety +2

      @@LtCdrXander very hot take indeed ;)

    • @user-js1mf7gg8t
      @user-js1mf7gg8t Před 2 lety +3

      Do you know what hot take means?

    • @WizzardTelevision
      @WizzardTelevision Před 2 lety +4

      @@LtCdrXander Jchlatt's comment section never ceases to amuse.

  • @jett5531
    @jett5531 Před 2 lety +1639

    Hot take: the orange colored oreo filling (the halloween seasonal ones) are literally the normal filling dyed but somehow taste so much better

    • @heckinboyo1656
      @heckinboyo1656 Před 2 lety +78

      I thought I was fuckin crazy for thinking that but yeah facts

    • @siidthekiid594
      @siidthekiid594 Před 2 lety +43

      Thought the same thing, it’s almost like a placebo effect the way they taste better

    • @person3514
      @person3514 Před 2 lety +7

      I haven't had those ones but it sounds like sugar pill cookies

    • @eoetoast
      @eoetoast Před 2 lety +5

      And the red Christmas ones

    • @Disappointing69
      @Disappointing69 Před 2 lety

      Oh Fuck your right

  • @Potatoes137
    @Potatoes137 Před 10 měsíci +4

    3:00 That is one of the most relatable things I heard in a while 😭

  • @Warchurches
    @Warchurches Před 8 měsíci +1

    Got an adventure communist advert after “schlatt” said “but there’s a better cookie… POTATOES”

  • @griffendenne4901
    @griffendenne4901 Před 2 lety +116

    How did he explain the frosted sugar cookie thing so accurately

    • @HxwEKat
      @HxwEKat Před 2 lety +5

      Agreed! It’s so yummy but god, the sadness afterwards

  • @ethanjc1971
    @ethanjc1971 Před 2 lety +307

    Honestly can’t believe that some “people” would ever eat Lenny and Larry’s cookies

  • @ieatrats8224
    @ieatrats8224 Před 9 měsíci +1

    12k dislikes. I can still see them. You can't hide forever schlatt.

  • @Shin3y
    @Shin3y Před 7 měsíci +1

    I love biscoff cookies, but that's probably because my family made me fly spirit airlines most of the time.

  • @dxstudios123
    @dxstudios123 Před 2 lety +200

    The MOMENT he said frosted sugar cookies were S-class, I knew jschlatt was the most based human being on the fucking planet

    • @midnight_1937
      @midnight_1937 Před 2 lety +13

      I do agree with him tho, those sugar cookies are the best

    • @Delta5x7
      @Delta5x7 Před 2 lety +7

      Fucking hate sugar cookies, mid at best

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 Před 2 lety +13

      Replies are a beautiful example of the duality of man

    • @Discordkitten2
      @Discordkitten2 Před 2 lety +2

      @@nebinmerbi4249 read my name

  • @TurtleBoyoIsCool
    @TurtleBoyoIsCool Před rokem +1389

    Jschlatt: Talks bad about people who eat ginger snaps
    Also Jschlatt: Talks about how he likes ginger snaps

    • @ionobru
      @ionobru Před rokem

      he said if you eat ginger snaps you get no pussy
      I mean he gets dick so he’s not wrong

    • @-cheddarcheese
      @-cheddarcheese Před rokem +32

      he just knows that he cant call himself a good person after what he did in '99

    • @Gabush
      @Gabush Před rokem +3

      he said they were better than biscoff he never said they were good

    • @jocelynransom1842
      @jocelynransom1842 Před rokem +4

      He also said people who eat soft cookies are terrible people then said that he loved those frosted sugar cookies which are soft lmao

    • @UncleAsmos2005
      @UncleAsmos2005 Před rokem +3

      I mean, he just said "If you like these, you're never getting pssy"
      And he's right, Schlatt gets none. He goes for the meaty sticks

  • @-Funky-Cat-
    @-Funky-Cat- Před 9 měsíci +1

    I’m going to check out the stream RIGHT NOW

  • @youraverageguy7842
    @youraverageguy7842 Před 8 měsíci

    Those seasonal Christmas and Halloween Oreos slapped

  • @LooneyNuke
    @LooneyNuke Před 2 lety +217

    Bro we need a 6 hour long stream of Schlatt listening to Everywhere at the End of Time in one sitting

    • @DrRocket8775
      @DrRocket8775 Před 2 lety +2

      Hell yes, I want to see him get destroyed by those albums

    • @user-zy2rn3ne1b
      @user-zy2rn3ne1b Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/CQHG12lIIQk/video.html
      So true..

    • @Nikmg0
      @Nikmg0 Před 2 lety

      He uploaded full stream on Jschlatt vods

    • @DrRocket8775
      @DrRocket8775 Před 2 lety

      @@Nikmg0 no he hasn't; on both the official and archive VOD channels there isn't one where he listens to all the albums in sequence

  • @Uhstraalis
    @Uhstraalis Před 2 lety +183

    The chat: says chewy cookies are s tier
    Jschlatt: **DISGUSTING**
    The chat: I always hated chewy cookies

  • @SerynityTv
    @SerynityTv Před 8 měsíci

    this isnt the same person who lost the key to his apartment. I refuse 😃

  • @lulu..e
    @lulu..e Před 9 měsíci

    "atone for your sins?.."
    the pope in the back: yes.. ATONE FOR THEM

  • @TheRealNigerianMikePerry
    @TheRealNigerianMikePerry Před rokem +2813

    Schlatt: "Chewy cookies are for terrible people"
    Also Schlatt: *proceeds to devour sugar cookies"

    • @TheRealNigerianMikePerry
      @TheRealNigerianMikePerry Před rokem +18

      @@cfgeneric7677 oh yes ik but they are chewy cookies 😂😂

    • @jonathanjohnnyjoestar
      @jonathanjohnnyjoestar Před rokem +45

      @@TheRealNigerianMikePerry They literally crumble, but aight.

    • @temp6156
      @temp6156 Před rokem +73

      Sugar cookies are definitely not chewy cookies unless you be eatin stale sugar cookies.

    • @mysiph
      @mysiph Před rokem +37

      they are soft and crumbly not chewy

    • @horriblebeing
      @horriblebeing Před rokem +18

      Hol up, they're chewy?
      But they're soft and crumbly

  • @Mr.Manbat
    @Mr.Manbat Před rokem +943

    Something I realized is that the best parts of this video is just schlatt having good memories of certain cookies and just being wholesome for once lol

    • @silentbehn180
      @silentbehn180 Před rokem +5

      Man wrote a whole paragraph and got no reply’s smh

    • @kikicupcake1000
      @kikicupcake1000 Před rokem +28

      @@silentbehn180 one sentence isn’t a paragraph.

    • @bakugokatsuki1257
      @bakugokatsuki1257 Před rokem +7

      Also when he talks about the gay p-

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 Před rokem +25

      ​@@kikicupcake1000 Jeez bro no need to bust out a whole essay 🥶

    • @shitter69420
      @shitter69420 Před rokem +18

      ​@@hazeltree7738Woah! Calm down there, Charles Dickens 🥶🥵🥶🥵🥵🥳🤧🤧🤕😵‍💫🤯

  • @Bowl-0f-Soup
    @Bowl-0f-Soup Před 8 měsíci +1

    I was at a Publix with my mom a few days ago and she said “They need to make more Oreo flavors” just as we passed by like 46. Safe to say I’ve never been prouder being adopted

  • @DannyAlmond
    @DannyAlmond Před 9 měsíci

    Pepperridge Farms remembers what Schlatt said in 1999....Never Forget.

  • @lukekastner7453
    @lukekastner7453 Před 2 lety +1250

    Your hatred of soft cookies was redeemed by your spot-on perspective on the frosted sugar cookies.

    • @binguslol3757
      @binguslol3757 Před 2 lety +18

      Had the exact same reaction

    • @toasterbathbombs139
      @toasterbathbombs139 Před 2 lety +8

      couldn’t have described it better than schlatt

    • @MatthewCJoy
      @MatthewCJoy Před 2 lety +23

      Chewy cookies literally taste and feel insanely unnatural

    • @joement9443
      @joement9443 Před 2 lety +35

      @@MatthewCJoy I respect your opinion but you're wrong.

    • @remf1sh532
      @remf1sh532 Před rokem

      @@MatthewCJoy CAUSE YOU ARE EATING CHIPS AHOY MASS PRODUCED GARBAGE SO YOU THINK CHEWY IS BAD. Eat a subway chewy cookie and stfu or find a bakery smh

  • @mrender5108
    @mrender5108 Před 2 lety +233

    I always love it when Schlatt does a tier list because he always gives good reasons for why he likes and doesn't like them

    • @hamburger2430
      @hamburger2430 Před 2 lety

      Ha

    • @wgairborne209
      @wgairborne209 Před 2 lety +2

      Blatently wrong, some stuff he doesn't even give a reason why it sucks.

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 Před 2 lety +1

      Dude dunked on my beloved lemon oreo cookies and you mean to tell me he is a good spokesperson for opinions on cookies? Shame

  • @braxtonmayes
    @braxtonmayes Před 4 měsíci

    i was feeling depressed but watching you always makes me laugh

  • @redstoneguy0563
    @redstoneguy0563 Před 9 měsíci

    i agree with your chewy chips rating, but i love them, it feels like rubber and i love them

  • @iansonofthor
    @iansonofthor Před 2 lety +301

    The tier lists make a return at the best time.

  • @isimartsy3422
    @isimartsy3422 Před 2 lety +481

    "Do you call them Ranboo cookies?" Ah, Schlatt.. You never fail to make me laugh.

  • @smartoast
    @smartoast Před 9 měsíci +2

    “Chewy cookies are for terrible people” you done started a war you can’t win bro

  • @paigeedwards5584
    @paigeedwards5584 Před 9 měsíci +1

    The fantano stroke was 💯

  • @onenightinkyoto2633
    @onenightinkyoto2633 Před 2 lety +192

    13:10 when Schlatt was having a flashback from Fantano, I watched that a total of 23 times because of how hard it was making me laugh. It had no reason being that funny to me

    • @ElkkuH
      @ElkkuH Před 2 lety +5

      Currently doing that

    • @ayospaghetti7220
      @ayospaghetti7220 Před 2 lety +5

      Currently just over came my laughing fit cause I instantly knew who he referenced and seeing fantano slowly appear on screen killed meee

    • @TommyAgramonSeth
      @TommyAgramonSeth Před 2 lety +3

      And The Caretaker playing on the background as it happens really makes it perfect.
      At least I think it's The Caretaker... I forgor 💀

    • @ID0NTFUCKRATS
      @ID0NTFUCKRATS Před 2 lety

      What was the music?

    • @nitrofic914
      @nitrofic914 Před 2 lety

      whats the music

  • @trevdoesweirdthings
    @trevdoesweirdthings Před rokem +452

    I love how Schlatt completely changed sides about the chewy cookies from Chuckle Sandwich. Deep down this man is pushing away the childlike joy that you get from eating cookie dough.

    • @PS1Walter
      @PS1Walter Před 10 měsíci +29

      chewy cookies are fantastic and i will not be taking counterpoints. if we can get him to change sides from doors to wheels, we can get him to come back to our side.

    • @woofle7
      @woofle7 Před 10 měsíci +2

      chewy cookies taste nothing like cookiedough they're just stale cookies

    • @canaan56
      @canaan56 Před 10 měsíci +11

      @@woofle7that’s just wrong info

    • @seaman4610
      @seaman4610 Před 9 měsíci +4

      ⁠Wouldn’t a stale cookie be even harder than normal?

    • @canaan56
      @canaan56 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @seaman4610 no it would be crumbley asf and taste like a dry piece of cardboard

  • @bunsenhootie
    @bunsenhootie Před 9 měsíci +1

    Chewy cookies are for smart people Schlatt I’m telling you chewy cookies are built different!!!

  • @sabitoSG
    @sabitoSG Před 8 měsíci

    Think you should do one about drinks. Would rlly appreciate it

  • @pudpud_
    @pudpud_ Před 2 lety +74

    “anyone who eats oreo thins is just trying to make themselves feel better”
    me: *that felt personal*

    • @aceeduventures
      @aceeduventures Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/AJfQ_FB9naA/video.html
      Finally here..

  • @v1ncecuh
    @v1ncecuh Před 2 lety +56

    DAWG IS BLACK AND WHITE COOKIE ONLY A NYC THING?

    • @undercoverbreadbug7729
      @undercoverbreadbug7729 Před 2 lety +1

      im from florida and we’ve got them but i think they’re from ny originally

    • @Snowmqn
      @Snowmqn Před 2 lety +1

      vince i’m honestly not even surprised to see you here

    • @rabidredpanda2888
      @rabidredpanda2888 Před 2 lety

      I have them at my king Soopers in Colorado, but when I go to Jersey to see family my number 1 priority is stocking up on them from local bakeries

    • @GnogginGnome
      @GnogginGnome Před 2 lety

      more of an east coast thing

    • @rimbly492
      @rimbly492 Před 2 lety

      Not sure I'm british

  • @yasht4376
    @yasht4376 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Nah brother is out here dissin the chewy cookies
    Edit: it’s ok he likes the frosted sugar cookies

  • @user-mg3hm6fs7u
    @user-mg3hm6fs7u Před 7 měsíci +1

    OH MY GOD ! Chewy chips ahoy are the best chewy chip ever fight me
    Edit:I love how mad I got over video 😂

  • @dreadmink8577
    @dreadmink8577 Před 2 lety +423

    "Chewy cookies are for terrible people"
    Well that makes more sense they are the only cookie i like (with a few exceptions)

    • @Unoriginal____Starwalker
      @Unoriginal____Starwalker Před rokem +1

      @Furfox they are saying they are a terrible person. Bruh, also chewy cookies are delicious.

  • @celerykarp9197
    @celerykarp9197 Před rokem +845

    7:44 aged like fine wine

  • @Megakeyaan300
    @Megakeyaan300 Před 8 měsíci

    Best ranking video all time 9.9/10

  • @Creativestname
    @Creativestname Před 9 měsíci +1

    Schlatt is going through all the stages of fucking dementia In this video