We Ranked Every State in the USA... Bad Idea. | Chuckle Sandwich EP 75

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  • On this episode of Chuckle Sandwich we attempted the impossible. We attempted to rank every single state in the United States of America, and boy did it go really well!
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    Edited by IndieRed: / indieredede
    Intro Music by Oval: • The OFFICIAL Chuckle S...
    CHAPTERS:
    00:00:00 - intro
    00:01:23 - schlatt’s broken toe
    00:07:47 - northeastern experience
    00:14:12 - idaho
    00:17:15 - ohio
    00:19:35 - mississippi
    00:20:45 - connecticut
    00:23:53 - colorado
    00:26:26 - michigan
    00:27:12 - georgia
    00:28:29 - vermont
    00:29:38 - alabama
    00:31:23 - montana
    00:33:21 - arizona
    00:35:30 - north carolina
    00:36:12 - oregon
    00:37:18 - maryland
    00:38:14 - wisconsin
    00:41:15 - new hampshire
    00:42:04 - florida
    00:44:06 - delaware
    00:44:23 - iowa
    00:44:42 - south carolina
    00:45:09 - utah
    00:46:27 - oklahoma
    00:46:32 - kansas and missouri
    00:48:32 - kentucky
    00:49:20 - arkansas
    00:49:44 - pennsylvania
    00:50:31 - massachusetts
    00:55:11 - new mexico
    00:55:28 - north dakota
    01:00:19 - south dakota
    01:02:07 - nevada
    01:03:45 - illinois
    01:05:16 - louisiana
    01:06:25 - nebraska
    01:07:17 - new jersey
    01:09:15 - indiana
    01:09:36 - virginia
    01:10:02 - west virginia
    01:10:08 - minnesota
    01:12:22 - washington
    01:13:35 - tennessee
    01:14:56 - rhode island
    01:15:31 - wyoming
    01:15:52 - alaska
    01:16:10 - hawaii
    01:16:44 - maine
    01:17:58 - new york
    01:21:35 - texas and california
    Chuckle Sandwich is a podcast hosted by Ted Nivison and Jorts Schlatt where they bring on guests across the internet to talk about whatever is on their mind. They haven't figured out what this podcast is about yet.
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  • @prettyspooky
    @prettyspooky Před rokem +10333

    I start violently crying whenever Schlatt comes on screen. It’s traumatic.

    • @Keegan42069
      @Keegan42069 Před rokem +504

      When he said his foot shattered I started laughing uncontrollably in joy knowing that he has suffered

    • @HiHello-qw6li
      @HiHello-qw6li Před rokem +42

      @@prettyspooky what

    • @prettyspooky
      @prettyspooky Před rokem +29

      @@HiHello-qw6li NO WAY 😭😭😭

    • @HiHello-qw6li
      @HiHello-qw6li Před rokem +44

      @@prettyspooky i didnt say anything? Who are you talking to

    • @prettyspooky
      @prettyspooky Před rokem +119

      @@HiHello-qw6li Don’t gaslight me you just deleted your comment DONT DO THIS TO ME

  • @funnydog7133
    @funnydog7133 Před rokem +4252

    Ted and Schlatt should swap rooms for an episode and pretend like nothing is out of place

  • @robertpaulson4960
    @robertpaulson4960 Před rokem +1417

    I swear Schlatt came out of the womb fully grown and a week behind on rent

    • @ld-xp7rw
      @ld-xp7rw Před 11 měsíci +44

      mustache and all

    • @Vsquirrel4148
      @Vsquirrel4148 Před 11 měsíci +26

      ​​@@ld-xp7rwnah nah nah that's not a mustache
      That's a mouth beard

  • @christianrodriguez4831
    @christianrodriguez4831 Před rokem +1139

    As a Floridian, I am happy that someone finally recognizes our comedic value. It takes a lot of work to be this stupid, and we deserve some recognition.

    • @protomae
      @protomae Před 10 měsíci +1

      I agree

    • @gloaitngchunk5533
      @gloaitngchunk5533 Před 10 měsíci +12

      FLORIDA ON TOP BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @makennawallace
      @makennawallace Před 9 měsíci +5

      its bc a lot more stuff is allowed to be shared abt crimes commited

    • @Captain_Hellas6991
      @Captain_Hellas6991 Před 7 měsíci +7

      @@makennawallaceyep that’s entirely true, the sunshine law is unique to Florida

    • @samscast
      @samscast Před 5 měsíci +1

      We ARE GOATED BABBYYYYY

  • @emma124
    @emma124 Před rokem +2492

    ted has a story about every state because he has to cross state lines so often to keep them guessing

  • @matthewwyatt2044
    @matthewwyatt2044 Před rokem +1319

    I appreciate how unresponsive Jambo is to Schlatt's yelling.

    • @williamsaari1073
      @williamsaari1073 Před rokem +6

      I think it’s the green screen that he showed a while ago

    • @badunsh
      @badunsh Před rokem +23

      @@williamsaari1073 I dont think thats a green screen

    • @botzachary9891
      @botzachary9891 Před rokem +58

      Jambo's used to it by now, he's got a loud papa

  • @wildfire8910
    @wildfire8910 Před 10 měsíci +436

    Schlatt ranked washington and didnt even bring up the Enumclaw horse sex case, im surprised.

    • @RacketSmack
      @RacketSmack Před 9 měsíci +10

      THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING I WAS GFONNA COMMENT THAT BUT I DIDNT LOL ILYSM HGJUJIHERTIJHJIUERT

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 Před 7 měsíci +4

      *What’s the Enumclaw horse case*

    • @daveunknown01
      @daveunknown01 Před 7 měsíci +7

      ​@@daisyjoy242oh no

    • @wildfire8910
      @wildfire8910 Před 7 měsíci +6

      @@daisyjoy242oh you sweet summer child…

    • @N1KH1L_The_Musician
      @N1KH1L_The_Musician Před 7 měsíci +7

      Look up Mr. Hands.

  • @ehsbe1056
    @ehsbe1056 Před 8 měsíci +123

    Rucker putting Oklahoma at F with absolutely no explanation and the others simply not being phased by it is comedy gold

    • @thaloniaswjonn
      @thaloniaswjonn Před 5 měsíci +8

      As an Oklahoman I agree

    • @Richard_Hawke
      @Richard_Hawke Před 3 měsíci

      As a man born in Oklahoma who was raised in North Carolina and occasionally visits Alabama, I agree.

    • @jacobsimon7295
      @jacobsimon7295 Před měsícem

      born n raised oklahoma, that’s all we need

  • @fern1fied
    @fern1fied Před rokem +1002

    ted saying "it doesn't snow in california" as there is a once in a lifetime blizzard barreling towards LA right now is very funny to me

    • @stoplewding2901
      @stoplewding2901 Před rokem +32

      Literally snows min a month yearly up in NorCal where I’m from and my brother lives now… smh

    • @naterosen9786
      @naterosen9786 Před rokem +10

      How are you guys able to breathe?

    • @excremint
      @excremint Před rokem +10

      @@stoplewding2901 ​ yeah it depends where you are altitude-wise and location-wise/ if next to the coast or mountains. lake tahoe is snowing like all day today but i live south of los angeles and haven’t gotten snow for 15 years (but i can also drive an hour to the mountains where there’s snow)

    • @sierra3830
      @sierra3830 Před rokem +4

      I live in the sierras and have a foot of snow rn lmao

    • @AutomatonicChairman
      @AutomatonicChairman Před rokem +6

      We just got snow all over California even oakland

  • @tucipat
    @tucipat Před rokem +542

    Schlatt fighting so hard for Florida is the most New York take he has had on the podcast

    • @joolian4763
      @joolian4763 Před rokem

      I live In Florida, its aight like a solid low b. We do have publix though

  • @phantomflair5546
    @phantomflair5546 Před 10 měsíci +54

    bro I cant believe I watched all of that just for Schlatt to immediately put my state in f tier without saying a word. Literally a 5 second segment.

  • @bayesh4546
    @bayesh4546 Před 11 měsíci +155

    this is going to sound so stupid but Schlatt saying that Indianapolis is beautiful and that Indiana has great people literally made my day, like I legit smiled at my phone

    • @Mr52308
      @Mr52308 Před 10 měsíci +9

      Exactly! I thought they were going to have absolutely nothing to say about Indiana and rank it somewhere C and below. A B is insane.

    • @notfloralflame4405
      @notfloralflame4405 Před 10 měsíci +3

      i probably wouldn’t even have rated it a B, it was a nice perspective about Indiana that i’m not used to :)

    • @RedTurtleneckYT
      @RedTurtleneckYT Před 8 měsíci +2

      Good to see my fellow Hoosiers! We have the ducks, corn and soybeans.

    • @user-kt6og7vf9e
      @user-kt6og7vf9e Před 6 měsíci

      we have ***trees, corn, and asphalt***

    • @flum6206
      @flum6206 Před 6 měsíci +1

      I went to inianapolis recently, and I'm from rhode Island. It's the best bit city ive ever been to. So much better than NYC and DC. It was amazing

  • @willow._.
    @willow._. Před rokem +1699

    as a non-american this is all incredibly useful and relevant to me, i am so glad to get such quality and unbiased information from my favourite podcast!

    • @Leah447
      @Leah447 Před rokem +38

      There is incredibly biased and non-quality information in this video. I think is what you meant to say

    • @penguin095
      @penguin095 Před rokem +59

      ​@@Leah447 wooosh

    • @cosmosisrose
      @cosmosisrose Před rokem +38

      I’m sat here going “oh yeah absolutely yeah” at the rankings when I couldn’t even label half these states on a map

    • @thiccookies
      @thiccookies Před rokem +9

      ​@Nams you must be fun at party's💀

    • @joenoodle6914
      @joenoodle6914 Před rokem +4

      @@penguin095 this ruined my day, please go outside and touch grass :(

  • @paytonwartenberg2726
    @paytonwartenberg2726 Před rokem +639

    I feel like schlatt would rate wisconsin higher if he knew how many drunk drivers we have

    • @8bittakeover190
      @8bittakeover190 Před rokem +13

      I agree and support this message

    • @tharzanne
      @tharzanne Před rokem +21

      this is true. at least three of my relatives have a dui. 👍

    • @8bittakeover190
      @8bittakeover190 Před rokem +1

      @@tharzanne thank you for your service

    • @takkeilost
      @takkeilost Před rokem +22

      wisconsin has the most amount of drunk crashers. montana has the most amount of drunk drivers.

    • @8bittakeover190
      @8bittakeover190 Před rokem +3

      @@takkeilost source

  • @user-un4fo4ze6p
    @user-un4fo4ze6p Před 11 měsíci +83

    Seeing them repeatedly talk about coal miners relentlessly attempting to kiss people in Pennsylvania is…surprisingly accurate, how did they know?

    • @lea7861
      @lea7861 Před 8 měsíci

      Nah but frrrr like do they be living in our walls

  • @BennyCocoPop
    @BennyCocoPop Před rokem +89

    As one of the three people who live in North Dakota, I'm glad to see our state recognized in name alone, and its place at C tier is an honor.

    • @user-ok2xi6vn5u
      @user-ok2xi6vn5u Před 9 měsíci +5

      Must be hard to borrow sugar and such

    • @sugatraa
      @sugatraa Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@user-ok2xi6vn5uthere's grocery stores😒 how else do you expect us 3 to make any living??

    • @user-ok2xi6vn5u
      @user-ok2xi6vn5u Před 2 měsíci

      Do you all just purchase stuff from the store, while also working there?@@sugatraa

    • @Dabkiller59
      @Dabkiller59 Před 2 měsíci

      at least he didnt yap about a stupid canyon for 5 minutes

  • @jackthesnack5810
    @jackthesnack5810 Před rokem +1532

    If Slimecicle were still here, I know he would’ve defended the hell out of Virginia when the others made that decision

    • @Abigail_Monteith
      @Abigail_Monteith Před rokem +52

      Virginia is beautiful

    • @sallylu2248
      @sallylu2248 Před rokem +4

      mm

    • @Cam_Can_Play
      @Cam_Can_Play Před rokem +156

      Too bad he was blown up in a gas leak. Then revived by Christmas magic. Then blown up in a second gas leak.

    • @maxi979
      @maxi979 Před rokem +6

      ​@@Cam_Can_Play am i just two old, what

    • @alexiswhitfield1796
      @alexiswhitfield1796 Před rokem +17

      Yeah VA is nifty, and it's kinda underrated so there's not an absurd amount of tourists

  • @cosmosisrose
    @cosmosisrose Před rokem +1037

    as a person with chronic pain/illness I actually take a lot of comfort from Schlatt having some ailment to complain about every time. makes me feel seen

    • @dangercrue
      @dangercrue Před rokem +9

      me too 😭

    • @madeline4661
      @madeline4661 Před rokem +3

      I have CRPS and it sucks

    • @joenoodle6914
      @joenoodle6914 Před rokem +17

      @@madeline4661 craps haha

    • @foreshadowing-sp5qc
      @foreshadowing-sp5qc Před rokem

      Penis wrinkle

    • @TROBassGuitar
      @TROBassGuitar Před rokem +1

      ​@@joenoodle6914 Complex regional pain syndrome (CRPS) is a form of chronic pain that usually affects an arm or a leg. CRPS typically develops after an injury, a surgery, a stroke or a heart attack.May 10, 2022

  • @SirChumba
    @SirChumba Před rokem +45

    The 20 seconds to put Delaware in A tier is the exact amount of time that we as a state deserve

  • @bwoods311
    @bwoods311 Před 8 měsíci +24

    As a Hoosier, I was very shocked Indiana was not shat on. It was a nice twist 😂

    • @gaeriefire2762
      @gaeriefire2762 Před 7 měsíci

      i’m awaiting our section with more hope now 🫡

    • @jakesullivan9179
      @jakesullivan9179 Před 5 měsíci

      Same it was a shock when he mentioned indy

  • @jordantowner5995
    @jordantowner5995 Před rokem +645

    When Tucker said "Idaho", Ted and Schlatt simultaneously realized that they did not know a single thing about more than half the states in the Union.

    • @munchycrunchybread
      @munchycrunchybread Před rokem +17

      oh my god you're right

    • @foreshadowing-sp5qc
      @foreshadowing-sp5qc Před rokem +2

      As an Idahoan I must add everything will shoot you and frysauce

    • @theredknight9314
      @theredknight9314 Před 10 měsíci

      @@foreshadowing-sp5qcyes. I personally think we should secede Screw the rest of the union.

  • @tay_bear5210
    @tay_bear5210 Před rokem +354

    schlatt’s broken-ass foot really fueled his menace-meter this round huh

  • @shallteargf5974
    @shallteargf5974 Před 10 měsíci +25

    as an Illinoisan who moved to Florida I find this tier list as an absolute win big ups to schlatt for fighting for those placements

  • @tristin3489
    @tristin3489 Před rokem +31

    I feel the need to let schlatt know that kansas also has Kansas City, but missouri has the larger section of Kansas City

    • @Rdubsupreme
      @Rdubsupreme Před 9 měsíci

      Fr I was just looking for this comment as someone who lives in Kansas City Kansas. I was fuming.

    • @wtfisggon7251
      @wtfisggon7251 Před 4 měsíci

      @@Rdubsupremeno one cares about you people in Kansas

    • @Jail19
      @Jail19 Před 2 měsíci

      @@wtfisggon7251 where are you from buddy, california?

    • @tommyp697
      @tommyp697 Před 9 dny

      @@Jail19Kansas

  • @jays_jae7656
    @jays_jae7656 Před rokem +834

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to in the psych ward whilst eating with a mandated suicide-proof plastic spoon. Thank you for chuckling me into the grippy socks

    • @munchycrunchybread
      @munchycrunchybread Před rokem +46

      how the hell do u have ur phone in the ward? they used a fuckin metal detector during admissions at my place, couldn't sneak shit in

    • @aurizone
      @aurizone Před rokem +15

      magic

    • @swvch
      @swvch Před rokem +18

      Free socks!

    • @oriontigley5089
      @oriontigley5089 Před rokem +21

      Damn, is this the psych ward gang??

    • @chillaxTF
      @chillaxTF Před rokem +9

      @@munchycrunchybread Did you have any internet access in there?

  • @ImDaniel3
    @ImDaniel3 Před rokem +962

    Tucker Highlights:
    7:23 F you Tucker haters
    14:12 Tucker starts the ranking
    14:48 Tucker knows about serial k*llers 💀
    16:41 inaudible
    17:17 he says Ohio 💀
    17:53 he knew where Ted was going with this
    19:36 who is Mrs. Ippy and why does Tucker want to hit her?
    20:49 he‘s speeding up
    23:58 Tucker is confused (rare Tucker L)
    30:17 swearing
    30:55 Information on The Mashine
    37:41 tucker lists some battles
    39:02 Milwaukee
    41:43 he doesn‘t know bike week
    42:35 good take (unfortunately overheard)
    45:44 he went to Utah to buy a gun (common Tucker W)
    53:40 Tucker likes illegal things
    55:58 tucker snitching
    57:18 the rumbling
    1:00:02 specific location
    1:03:51 tucker hates Illinois
    1:05:06 the trade
    1:06:20 New Orleans smells like sh*t
    1:10:09 tucker got pulled over
    1:17:37 based tucker
    1:21:02 Oh yeah!
    1:21:08 DON‘T TELL HIM!
    1:22:05 bad idea (rare L)

    • @willow._.
      @willow._. Před rokem +45

      ty fellow tucker liker o7

    • @pierre6428
      @pierre6428 Před rokem +17

      This made me laugh to hard wtff

    • @17raysplays29
      @17raysplays29 Před rokem

      1:08:57 deserves to be here. FUCK THOMAS EDISON!

    • @reagan318
      @reagan318 Před rokem +10

      46:27 what did Oklahoma do to Tucker?

    • @ImDaniel3
      @ImDaniel3 Před rokem +9

      @@reagan318 we don‘t talk about Oklahoma

  • @davida9550
    @davida9550 Před 11 měsíci +25

    The Florida pick made me so happy and him being upset made it so much better

  • @StoodTheWeather
    @StoodTheWeather Před 9 měsíci +19

    I'm from Connecticut and your Connecticut segment had me in tears... of laughter, just about everything you guys said was true. I'll give you guys some activities in our great capital though, the best thing to do if you're in Hartford is to leave :)

    • @oof1716
      @oof1716 Před 7 měsíci +1

      I can’t wait to leave this placeeeee

    • @seva7500
      @seva7500 Před 6 měsíci +1

      I tried Pepe’s and it was garbage. What’s the hype for?

    • @seraphi3387
      @seraphi3387 Před měsícem +1

      Personally I enjoy the Connecticut countryside more than being in the cities. More relaxed and peaceful. Especially during the fall. But definitely looking forward to moving on from there.

    • @StoodTheWeather
      @StoodTheWeather Před měsícem +1

      @@seraphi3387 yeah that's one thing I do miss about CT, the fall foliage there and the rest of New England is some of the best in the country if you ask me

  • @CK_5
    @CK_5 Před rokem +1379

    Glad to see two true blooded Americans showing the true beauty of America. Thank you boys (and Tucker) for your service! 🫡

    • @costathiago2562
      @costathiago2562 Před rokem +36

      Is tucker not a boy?!?!!??!?!?!

    • @juice7065
      @juice7065 Před rokem +54

      Tucker is my fav women

    • @Danno.
      @Danno. Před rokem +28

      Tucker’s a real man

    • @juice7065
      @juice7065 Před rokem +10

      @@Danno. what is a fake man

    • @muddlefish4144
      @muddlefish4144 Před rokem

      @@juice7065 i could name a few bacteria that probably possess no real gender

  • @helenanimocks
    @helenanimocks Před rokem +848

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to while Wisconsin gets a foot of snow dumped on it. Gee, I hope Schit rates us good.

    • @Aacue_Kenku
      @Aacue_Kenku Před rokem +27

      Wisconsinite who loves TøP here as well. Enjoy the snow, Helena!

    • @FrierenAza
      @FrierenAza Před rokem +2

      F

    • @helenanimocks
      @helenanimocks Před rokem +9

      @@Aacue_Kenku won’t be enjoying the drive home from work today😂

    • @helenanimocks
      @helenanimocks Před rokem +2

      @@FrierenAza B at least

    • @danielwoo1591
      @danielwoo1591 Před rokem +10

      Here’s to hoping my professors cancel my classes tomorrow, don’t feel like going to my 8am

  • @katdoghawk
    @katdoghawk Před 9 měsíci +8

    North Dakotan here. "Are you John Piston's boy?" made me laugh way too hard. I have lived that moment a dozen times :D

  • @Aviation_Nerd1
    @Aviation_Nerd1 Před 10 měsíci +14

    I live in Oregon and it’s pretty nice, the mountains look so cool and the sink water is just the best.

    • @kranck222
      @kranck222 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Same here! Think C would have been a better choice for a neutral state, but eh! Hopefully some day the big guys with explore more of Oregon!

    • @Frungle_
      @Frungle_ Před 4 měsíci +1

      Fr

    • @Gunk05
      @Gunk05 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Yeah especially with schlatt being a car guy I’d feel like he’d love driving through mountain roads there’s no place like it when it comes to that

  • @shlingus5541
    @shlingus5541 Před rokem +402

    The fact that Oklahoma's allotted time stamp isn't even visible on the chapter timeline is poetic

    • @oliviasommerville4733
      @oliviasommerville4733 Před rokem +15

      same with Indiana 😌

    • @okokokayyyyyyy
      @okokokayyyyyyy Před rokem +2

      LMFAO

    • @Oscar-si1cr
      @Oscar-si1cr Před rokem +7

      What is a Oklahoma

    • @mackenziebrown145
      @mackenziebrown145 Před rokem +11

      I sat SO patiently the whole time waiting to see what they would say about Oklahoma just to be utterly disappointed that all they did was say “Oklahoma.” and just MOVE ON😂

    • @KPD8D_
      @KPD8D_ Před 11 měsíci +4

      Yeah man, we rarely come up and when we do no one gives a shit. We have so much history and importance but we still are treated worse then North Dakota.

  • @luvrirl7780
    @luvrirl7780 Před rokem +658

    This is the perfect podcast to watch while knowing absolutely nothing about any of the states

    • @MrBones-td6qn
      @MrBones-td6qn Před rokem +2

      @Vitisium same, B.C *dweller* here

    • @ericalexander1609
      @ericalexander1609 Před rokem +10

      don't worry they don't know anything about the states either lol

    • @luvrirl7780
      @luvrirl7780 Před rokem +4

      @Vitisium fuck yeah Canada gang

    • @trickturne
      @trickturne Před rokem +9

      same but i literally live in the US so i dont have an excuse

    • @iregretthis
      @iregretthis Před rokem +4

      @@Vitisiumme too (smallest province dweller specifically for me)

  • @rockhouse7485
    @rockhouse7485 Před 11 měsíci +42

    Even being from Illinois, Ted saying deep dish was the reason he liked Chicago made my blood boil.

    • @Metaintelligencia
      @Metaintelligencia Před 10 měsíci +5

      Bwahahahaha and Michigan ended up in f tier 🤣🤣🤣everyone lost

  • @firewarrior9999
    @firewarrior9999 Před 10 měsíci +9

    Having lived in Nevada and Florida, it makes me proud for both states to make it to S tier.

  • @zacharywranovsky
    @zacharywranovsky Před rokem +254

    Would’ve thought Schlatt would love Wisconsin. We have 12 of the nation’s 20 drunkest cities and the punishment for your first time drunk driving is basically just a slap on the wrist

    • @dietmtndew6119
      @dietmtndew6119 Před 10 měsíci +18

      Exactly i was shocked that they didnt even mention how much liqour we have, and that we are the only state where you can legally get wasted with your parents xD

    • @ethanschneider5628
      @ethanschneider5628 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Wisconsin rules

    • @HydroniteTB
      @HydroniteTB Před 8 měsíci +4

      Isn’t Wisconsin the cheese place in America? I love cheese man and for that I approve of Wisconsin

    • @zacharywranovsky
      @zacharywranovsky Před 8 měsíci +6

      @@HydroniteTB yup, beer, cheese, and strangely ginseng are our things

    • @ethanschneider5628
      @ethanschneider5628 Před 8 měsíci +3

      @@HydroniteTBYeah it is but we are also drunk.

  • @Z3R0BEAMIN
    @Z3R0BEAMIN Před rokem +218

    The fact that schlatt played as a character named cheesele in chair simulator and didn’t make the connect, truly shows how much the Alzheimer’s has progressed!☺️

  • @soroessensu
    @soroessensu Před 9 měsíci +4

    “How about you guys move on to Ohio.”
    Schlatt: *Autism Mod Activated*

  • @KirbzTheCrusaderOFFICIAL
    @KirbzTheCrusaderOFFICIAL Před 8 měsíci +5

    its nice to wait the whole episode for them to talk about my state for 21 seconds

  • @XanderLacefield
    @XanderLacefield Před rokem +141

    Tuckers confidence has improved, he is slowly seizing control of the podcast

  • @fluke3718
    @fluke3718 Před rokem +286

    20 minutes for all 50 states would be a nearly 17 hour podcast and that’s something I would listen to

  • @enderzest224
    @enderzest224 Před rokem +4

    When they were talking about Louisiana I noticed Jambo in Schlatt’s background and that made me happy.

  • @GortTheCapybara320
    @GortTheCapybara320 Před 23 dny +2

    20:13 lets just ignore how the most influential music genre in american history originated in mississippi (its blues if youre wondering)

  • @J.thepalmtree
    @J.thepalmtree Před rokem +266

    Tucker not wanting Schlatt to know what Wegmans was has been making me laugh for days lmao

    • @alexiswhitfield1796
      @alexiswhitfield1796 Před rokem +5

      Should I ask?

    • @TerseFlyer185
      @TerseFlyer185 Před měsícem

      isn’t that that Rochester weird store you guys worship? I think we just got one in nyc. would’ve preferred some wawas.

  • @vitol8220
    @vitol8220 Před rokem +675

    Ted and schlatt validating the Ohio vs Michigan rivalry without even knowing is great

    • @kurtrosenthal6313
      @kurtrosenthal6313 Před rokem

      Screw Ohio, Michigan is way better! To all you buckeyes out there and your botched maps Give us back Toledo you have no right to that territory. That is Michigan land!

    • @payton71
      @payton71 Před rokem +58

      to put michigan in f tier is insulting michigan is def in the top 5 most beautiful states

    • @jett_icer1236
      @jett_icer1236 Před rokem +9

      ​@@payton71 true fact especially in da U.P

    • @Prtsm
      @Prtsm Před rokem +16

      @@payton71 ikr I got so mad when he said F tier

    • @livispuzzled
      @livispuzzled Před rokem

      As a pennsylvanian, michigan sucks ass

  • @ThisRynGames
    @ThisRynGames Před 10 měsíci +6

    As an Oklahoman, I did not appreciate the utter silence you gave us.

  • @BOBIO8686
    @BOBIO8686 Před 9 měsíci +4

    As someone from Tennessee, shlatt, bless you.

  • @Funny-rg7hi
    @Funny-rg7hi Před rokem +172

    As an Arizonan this made me start screaming and crying so hard that another Grand Canyon formed

  • @Wolf-tk6dk
    @Wolf-tk6dk Před rokem +188

    “I guess Kansas City has its own style of bbq?” “Must not be that good” literally is the default bbq sauce you get everywhere

    • @killurambitions
      @killurambitions Před rokem +7

      i think its how its cooked and possibly how its overall done

    • @coppycop9556
      @coppycop9556 Před rokem +1

      ​@@killurambitions can confirm

    • @benjamingonzalez7014
      @benjamingonzalez7014 Před rokem +1

      It’s not as good, real barbecue doesn’t need more than a few drops of sauce

    • @princewhitecap7071
      @princewhitecap7071 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Kc bbq for the win baby

    • @smileymalaise
      @smileymalaise Před 10 měsíci

      KC bbq is great. It got the sweetness of Tennessee BBQs but more beef, like they do in TX. Also, pickles.

  • @autismchronicles950
    @autismchronicles950 Před rokem +9

    Ted,
    Being from the state of Kansas I can confidently say that this "Kansas City Style BBQ" is better that anything that you could find in the state California. It is also mind boggling that you would assume that it is not good, for a state that only really has good sports would you not think that it would be top tier? I hope that one day you get to come to this great state and have the opportunity to taste some of Americas best BBQ and food in general.

  • @SammyBH
    @SammyBH Před 6 měsíci +3

    Schlatt calling Tennessee an S tier state almost brought a tear to my eyes

  • @abbymartin8959
    @abbymartin8959 Před rokem +80

    I’m still laughing at Tucker screaming “DONT TELL HIM”

  • @megan_james
    @megan_james Před rokem +187

    Schlatt's ability to make himself appear offended or upset on a whim is so funny to me 😂

  • @kaidentelshaw6056
    @kaidentelshaw6056 Před 10 měsíci +7

    Schlatt's complete lack of geographical knowledge makes me so mad as someone who won their 5th grade geography bee.

    • @elblanco7741
      @elblanco7741 Před 2 dny

      "There's nothing in Nebraska". How has dude never heard of Omaha or the Omaha Zoo? That instantly puts it way above F tier. Also, he's a typical interstate driver who assumes all of the midwest and Nebraska looks like I-80, even though most of Nebraska doesn't look like that.

  • @FionaPloyaert-zj5jq
    @FionaPloyaert-zj5jq Před 9 měsíci +2

    My brother was watching and he was like “nah they talking’ bullshit they ain’t starting” 😂 he ran away and watched you guys without me😂

  • @saltydefense
    @saltydefense Před rokem +102

    schlatt not knowing what happened at the alamo while looking like literally every guy who was at the alamo

    • @mentaya11
      @mentaya11 Před 10 měsíci +1

      This comment confuses me. Is this meant to be a jab at something?

    • @MrPancak3Man
      @MrPancak3Man Před 9 měsíci +2

      ​@@mentaya11no its because he has chops that looks like old soldiers from that era

    • @mentaya11
      @mentaya11 Před 9 měsíci

      @@MrPancak3Man Not everyone though. In fact, if you were military, the amount of facial hair you could wear was directly tied to rank.

  • @Nick-xu7ns
    @Nick-xu7ns Před rokem +176

    Schlatt hitting Ted with the “they got bike week” for Florida is the perfect uno reverse card. Argument should have been over there.

  • @IamStempie
    @IamStempie Před 11 měsíci +4

    As someone from Tennessee this is a absolute win

  • @laned1042
    @laned1042 Před rokem +1

    Jambo snoozing behind schlatt is sending me the bed the moon I love this little soup

  • @DraggoPlayz
    @DraggoPlayz Před rokem +65

    Seeing Jambo in the background on schlatt's bed is so cute!

  • @noturn_
    @noturn_ Před rokem +85

    Ted saying that it doesn’t snow in California when he meant to say LA is funny asf because I’m in Lake Tahoe and it’s pouring down snow

    • @ricotta5753
      @ricotta5753 Před rokem +12

      Norcal and socal ppl forgetting the other half exists

    • @elliotjeanne
      @elliotjeanne Před rokem +3

      @@ricotta5753and then everyone forgetting the central valley exists

    • @munchycrunchybread
      @munchycrunchybread Před rokem

      @@elliotjeanne middle child syndrome

    • @lugi25
      @lugi25 Před rokem

      ​@@elliotjeanneis Sacramento norcal or central cal?

  • @mae2376
    @mae2376 Před 10 měsíci +2

    I almost got shot by someone from Nashville Tennessee, they had moved to Quincy Illinois and I was visiting. They almost accused me of a drive by and proceeded to tell me about the guns (plural) they had on their front porch. The U.S. is fun...

  • @flibflop8219
    @flibflop8219 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Connecticut made the first American hamburger, pizza, and the made Yale, ESPN, and WWE. It’s also a beautiful state

  • @DoozieDoodle
    @DoozieDoodle Před rokem +102

    "It never snows in California" Damn it Ted you jinxed the west coast lol

    • @Bayyyro
      @Bayyyro Před rokem +4

      bruh the entirety of the west coast is snowed in lmao

    • @firewarrior9999
      @firewarrior9999 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@Bayyyro The average snowpack size is shrinking though. Global warming is ruining my ski fun.

    • @Bayyyro
      @Bayyyro Před 10 měsíci +1

      @firewarrior9999 that was 4 months ago, it was 105 today where i live 💀

    • @Rockstar3nergy
      @Rockstar3nergy Před 10 měsíci

      @@Bayyyroso real bro for some reason coldest winters=hottest summers and even up in pinecrest where usually the summers are nice and cooler it’s hot as hell

  • @masondicroce917
    @masondicroce917 Před rokem +327

    To anyone who isn't a California native, you do not know the raw fear and trepidation I felt this entire episode.

    • @scott_hunts
      @scott_hunts Před rokem

      It’s what you deserve tbh.

    • @marycruzship5652
      @marycruzship5652 Před rokem +23

      Honestly as a California native no matter what they said California will always stay winning. They other states have beef with us but we don't even spare them a thought until they mention something about us lol.

    • @blackbluem1210
      @blackbluem1210 Před rokem +9

      @@marycruzship5652 so true, all everyone ever thinks of is los angeles which does kinda suck, bit it's so much more than that

    • @billythebob3945
      @billythebob3945 Před rokem +8

      @@blackbluem1210 ikr where else are you a 1-3 hour drive depending on where you live to the beach, the forest, the mountains, the desert, big cities and flat ass land in the middle of bum fuck nowhere (I’m from the Central Valley)

    • @im2tired_andshort
      @im2tired_andshort Před rokem +6

      @@billythebob3945 I’m also from the valley and outside so much of California’s history and uniqueness due to the major cities like Los Angeles and San Francisco. But, if I’m going to be honest, there’s probably more enjoyable things to do and see in Northern California than in the south, but that’s coming from someone who prefers the north over the south of California.

  • @asunayuuki9656
    @asunayuuki9656 Před rokem +3

    Lived in NY my entire life and I can confirm that we do indeed do this.

  • @Scarlett_Skies
    @Scarlett_Skies Před rokem +115

    Their Sarcasm about the north east is honestly my favorite thing about this episode

  • @jamstadahamsta4405
    @jamstadahamsta4405 Před rokem +173

    I enjoy seeing Jambo in various different positions as the episode elapses

  • @ThatGuyNickG
    @ThatGuyNickG Před rokem +3

    The fact that they spent 5 seconds on iowa 😭

    • @KPD8D_
      @KPD8D_ Před 11 měsíci +1

      Same for Oklahoma

  • @RedTurtleneckYT
    @RedTurtleneckYT Před 8 měsíci +3

    As a Hoosier, I am happy to see someone appreciate Indiana for what it is. We keep getting hooked along with Ohio and Illinois. Thank you! :)

    • @lesliemerideth567
      @lesliemerideth567 Před 8 měsíci

      As an Illinoian, I can attest that Illinois sucks and Indiana is fantastic. And now I live in California 😂

  • @planettmarzz
    @planettmarzz Před rokem +156

    I am from Idaho and we don't really make potatoes. We get pretty much all our potatoes from Washington. Also the serial killer thing is because they have about 3 whole therapists in the northern part and EVERYONE needs therapy but the list is really long

    • @nat9527
      @nat9527 Před rokem +7

      How do you feel about greater Idaho lmao

    • @kaypoh2589
      @kaypoh2589 Před rokem +6

      @@nat9527 as a washingtonian i didnt know about Greater Ohio until a few days ago haha

    • @planettmarzz
      @planettmarzz Před rokem +1

      @@nat9527 honestly didn't know it existed, sorry

    • @niceirishlad9466
      @niceirishlad9466 Před rokem +3

      Here in Michigan It snows 365 days a year, and we get a blizzard every 5 minutes

    • @jacobfromstatefarm6136
      @jacobfromstatefarm6136 Před rokem +5

      idaho is just like upper michigan. blood brothers

  • @hamburgereater
    @hamburgereater Před rokem +51

    I'm starting to think Brave New World is Schlatt's favorite book. He has made one too many references to it during Chuckle Sandwich's lifespan.

  • @SpookyHerself_
    @SpookyHerself_ Před 11 měsíci +3

    I love how Schlatt has read Brave New World , and can quote it.

  • @YepItsGoose
    @YepItsGoose Před rokem +40

    As an american, this was incredibly helpful. I now know which states I can go to with my traveling clown circus company. Glad to see such educational content on my least favorite podcast

  • @lexistcipher9017
    @lexistcipher9017 Před rokem +71

    As a person who lives in Idaho, I can confirm we are a potato cult. We don't have spring break because we have potato harvest in the fall

  • @china_sickness7005
    @china_sickness7005 Před rokem +91

    Tucker better get a 5 cent raise after doing all that work

  • @Caleb-Drg
    @Caleb-Drg Před 9 měsíci +3

    The fact Ted said he can't imagine Kansas city barbeque style being that good is wild, it's the best barbeque in the country by far

  • @wallegamecube
    @wallegamecube Před dnem

    schlatt letting texas catch an F makes a lot more sense now after his new upload

  • @paulpaulson5701
    @paulpaulson5701 Před rokem +39

    If Schlatt knew about how much alcohol is consumed in North Dakota, he might like us more.
    Also Ted's story about a lady recognizing him makes sense since theres like 10 of us here

    • @lightgreenqueen9744
      @lightgreenqueen9744 Před rokem +8

      Yeah all 7 of us really appreciate the talk of our state and the stories

  • @conniehankosky5750
    @conniehankosky5750 Před rokem +63

    As a south Texan, it’s very surreal hearing schlatt complain about the exact same things we all hate about texas

    • @m1germsy784
      @m1germsy784 Před 11 měsíci +4

      I like how we're f just because of highways😅

  • @vortexchaos70
    @vortexchaos70 Před 8 měsíci +3

    There’s a Kansas city Kansas and a Kansas city Missouri…so technically Kansas has nothing to take back because it has its own Kansas city.

  • @nothark
    @nothark Před 8 měsíci +3

    Ted, Chesil isn't even the weirdest strain. There's cat piss, amnesia fest, Alaskan thunderfuck, purple monkey balls, the list is huge.

  • @sierra3830
    @sierra3830 Před rokem +59

    Ted saying it never snows in california when I (a person living in california) currently have a foot of snow on the ground is more funny to me than it should be

    • @thecoastergnome8603
      @thecoastergnome8603 Před rokem +3

      Same lol! and i'm even from SOUTHERN California. the notion that it does not snow in So-Cal is a myth peddled by Flatlanders from LA.

    • @Turtle-sp9vt
      @Turtle-sp9vt Před rokem +3

      As a New Yorker I do not know what is so troubling about a foot of snow.

    • @Wulfjager
      @Wulfjager Před rokem +4

      It's like the whole northern 2/3 of the state doesn't exist lmao

    • @Wulfjager
      @Wulfjager Před rokem +4

      ​@@thecoastergnome8603 I used to live in so cal. Lot of snowy mountains there. Everyone thinks it's just a flat desert

    • @thecoastergnome8603
      @thecoastergnome8603 Před rokem +1

      @@Wulfjager indeed I live about 2 hours east of LA. And right now there is a little under 3ft of snow

  • @Espen5145
    @Espen5145 Před rokem +78

    As an Oregonian, I’ve never been as offended as I was when you put Oregon in D when Idaho is in B

    • @mikesciandra3841
      @mikesciandra3841 Před rokem

      Idaho is full of white supremacists and serial killers and Boise and gets a B. 🙄

    • @maceelynnae
      @maceelynnae Před rokem +10

      fr oregon is so gorgeous too

    • @WayPastMeh
      @WayPastMeh Před rokem +8

      Greater idaho moment ✨️

    • @Pizza_Boy_
      @Pizza_Boy_ Před rokem +2

      I was offended

    • @Bayyyro
      @Bayyyro Před rokem

      yeah, all because of FUCKING PORTLAND, my comment, "I hate how everyone in the entire world sees Oregon as Portland. Portland should honestly be it's own state because of how different it is to the rest of the state. Portland can go join all the flowers in Washington for all I care (we hate Washington drivers)."

  • @ashtonvincent1104
    @ashtonvincent1104 Před 10 měsíci +2

    i honestly wasnt expecting tennessee to be that high but I mean hell yeah

  • @elisabethsalmeron4502
    @elisabethsalmeron4502 Před 10 měsíci +3

    As someone who lives in California...it definitely snows here, it just depends on how north you are. Up here we get a decent amount for our area but nothing compared to others

  • @ParsnipT3T
    @ParsnipT3T Před rokem +27

    So glad to learn my states capital is Olympus. Schlatt is truly one of the geographers of all time.

    • @raindawnson9254
      @raindawnson9254 Před rokem +3

      Nothing makes me feel better than knowing I can go to the great state capital of Olympus and relive the entirety of Greek mythology

    • @ParsnipT3T
      @ParsnipT3T Před rokem

      @@raindawnson9254 so true!

    • @daneverharen1694
      @daneverharen1694 Před rokem +3

      I can’t believe the Greek gods were here the whole time!

    • @b_ry516
      @b_ry516 Před rokem

      they were so close to getting it right too😩

  • @tweebranches
    @tweebranches Před rokem +89

    I’m just impressed schlatt could recite that much about Brave New World from memory

  • @overlordcat6869
    @overlordcat6869 Před 8 měsíci +2

    'That's on Mars. That's a different state.'
    - JSchlatt

  • @skitzounicorn
    @skitzounicorn Před 10 měsíci +2

    Schlatt starting to sing the Eerie canal song unlocked memories.

  • @Mr_duck_official
    @Mr_duck_official Před rokem +152

    I’m sure nothing went wrong on this episode of chuckle sa- Ted? What are you doing in my house? AhhAHHHHHH

  • @Boruta47
    @Boruta47 Před rokem +69

    This is the perfect podcast to listen while crossing the state lines to avoid the feds

  • @carsonweber8742
    @carsonweber8742 Před 11 měsíci +2

    The idaho college murders were horrific, i knew about it before most because my dad worked at that college. It was not a pleasant ride home from school when he told me. We only live an hour and a half away from there.

  • @-cucumber-152
    @-cucumber-152 Před 5 měsíci +1

    lol this whole episode I was watching jambo in the background of shlatts cam

  • @trishial8212
    @trishial8212 Před rokem +29

    Schlatt: I hope you don't have a story about every state
    Also Schlatt: Chiesel

  • @Waveydaveyfr
    @Waveydaveyfr Před rokem +135

    As a Tennessean it is an absolute honor for Ted and Schlatt to rank us an S this is an incredible moment for all of my fellow Tennesseans. Volunteer state on top!

    • @IamStempie
      @IamStempie Před 11 měsíci +1

      🎉

    • @HillBilly_Urbex
      @HillBilly_Urbex Před 10 měsíci +1

      bruh all you got is music im being honest im one state away and yall aint got much

    • @StryderWilk
      @StryderWilk Před 10 měsíci +14

      @@HillBilly_Urbexspoken like someone from a non-S-tier state.

    • @Bruhaker
      @Bruhaker Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@HillBilly_Urbex cope harder

    • @flyer5347
      @flyer5347 Před 10 měsíci

      This is huge!

  • @lasWorstes
    @lasWorstes Před 10 měsíci +9

    As an Iowan, I am currently laughing my ass off at that extremely fast F

    • @kennachristensen801
      @kennachristensen801 Před 10 měsíci +8

      I know right, the bad thing is there not fully wrong 😭

    • @kingturtle19
      @kingturtle19 Před 9 měsíci +5

      It's not even a bad state it's a top 15 state at least in my opinion.

    • @kennachristensen801
      @kennachristensen801 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @kingturtle19 yeah honestly it's a pretty chill state and actually kinda pretty if u look into it

    • @RealDrTaco
      @RealDrTaco Před 8 měsíci +3

      Iowa is literally just chillin, minding its own business. As an Iowan, I am glad that everyone ignores us. I don’t want what we have to be spoiled.

    • @elblanco7741
      @elblanco7741 Před 2 dny

      It's stupid too. "Flyover state, there's nothing there" is exactly the reason why it shouldn't be F tier. Would rather be in a "boring" state than one with high crime, high cost of living, and insane traffic.

  • @millionsaturn44
    @millionsaturn44 Před měsícem +1

    TN S-Tier???? This may be the most goated state tier list ever, I will now agree with every ranking you guys make

  • @micromoron
    @micromoron Před rokem +32

    Them explaining the northeast sarcastically, is the ACTUAL explanation of the northwest