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#ColdOnes #Wish #haul - Komedie
They have ingrained their humor to me so much, that I almost burst out laughing when my aunt announced she had aids. Genuinely super disappointed in myself. Thanks Max and Chad from ColdOnes
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA NO
Auids
why would she be announcing that to her family…
does your aunt have snake aids or ogre aids?
@@Perfinn Because in Puerto Rico (especially in the older side), people just share everything with their family.
I want a whole episode where they compete to buy each other the funniest outfit they can from Wish.
That'd be great, I was so happy they actually went out in their outfits.
and go to a bar wearing it
Give us this please mr cold one
Yeah, I think their episodes may need more direction. Sometimes it can be hit or miss for me.
I need to see some cheap ballet costumes and crappy pointe shoes👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I love how this has just become “let’s order cool shit we want and make a video so we can write it off as business expenses” I love this channel lmfao
None of stuff was cool though. Lol
@@jde824 Chad bought a 1000 dollar jacket because he thought it looked nice lmfao
the souljawitch pfp goes hard
@@Absurd_G54 you don’t know what embezzlement means
@Absurd Beats No. That’s just wrong.
I like how Chad is 75% literate, yet wildly successful
That’s what society is pushing for sadly
@@cadegcnbro’s just saying shit
@@cadegcnChad may only be 75% literate but he is a lot more funny than any of us can ever hope to be
@@cadegcn Comedy existed before society
@@cadegcnwhat is bro yapping 'bout
amazing that they still trust max to hold glass objects
No joke. Im waiting for the day its plastic and a good gotcha moment can happen.
Amazing they trust Max around any glass objects at all
@@Titantitan001 That shit would need to be like epoxy resin to survive one of Max's onslaughts.
@@saltylemon4436 after I saw the hammer. Maybe metal
TO TEA!
I love how max bought 17 trucker shirts but didn’t let chad pick silver 😂
Ngl I feel a lil bad for chad sometimes
@@rtblax5135 but then he breaks the cool stuff and I instantly don’t feel bad anymore
@@blanket4763 max breaks more
@@vvvvvv66666your joking right?
you spelled baught wrong
Max' destructive power has no limits. I feel very bad for Scott and at the same time respecting his patience with all these antics.
lmao them going outside with that outfit like they are some fashion trendsetters made me laugh so hard. you guys should order more weird clothes.
do u know the song they were playing there
I love that they keep blaming the AI when they were the ones who selected the products
Scott was probably like "what the fuck are they talking about"
i love that max is looking like he´s gonna visit columbine high school
@@mask9537 w idubbbz.
They search wish with the words from the random generator website and then were supposed to use the dice to pick which one they would buy. They're saying the AI chose because it controlled what they could search
Chad: Scared to put horse oil on his skin
Also Chad: Smokes Frankincense and unknown Chinese herbs out of a Wish crack pipe with no hesitation
"If it gets you lit it cant be shit"
~me
What video was this because i wanna see that
@@clyne8835 dreckssteifen rp
@@clyne8835 from the video “wish items that are not legal (but we bought them anyway)”
It was ephedra Chinese herbs. Which is basically a plant version of amphetamines.
"the boxcutter, a boxers worst enemy" that was so good hahaha, thank you for that.
I refuse to believe they have had three videos out in the past two weeks. I feel like I haven’t watched a new video in a whole year. I’m about to binge watch these three episodes I missed.
Max and Chad looking like they'll tell their favourite friend not to come to school tomorrow by the end of the video.
I was waiting for this one
trenchcoat mafia
I was waiting for this lmao
@@lachlank.8270 the mafia does wear trench coats so ur not wrong lol they'd run a drunken mafia that barely collects debts and goes bankrupt overnight
Which turns out to be each other, so neither show up the next day 😂
Max's boxcutter joke was perfect. Chad not getting it was even better! 😂
im kinda embarrassed i didnt get it until chad explained it lol
I love that max gets excited about eating items just because they’re non-toxic 😅😂
Max slowly transformed into blade, its the universe where hes also a chinese trucker
The fact that they went outside with them makes this video even better. More of this please.
that was one of my favorite moments on their channel, i needed that laugh
Yeah that segment was great! Love to see stuff like that.
@@Watchman-co8es
M0k9k
do u know the song they were playing there
These boys are singlehandedly keeping wish afloat with they antics.
*youtube
These boys are youtube keeping wish afloat with they antics
their*
Their boys are youtube keeping wish afloat with they antics.
@@ekoreko4271 I know what I said, it wasn't meant to be "their" in the first place 🤡
You guys are the feral version of Rhett and link I love it lol
Top tier episode! The jokes were perfect, and the fits were so scuffed they came together fresh at the end.
There's some kind of primal force that awakens in Max whenever he sees the "careful, glass" sign on packages.
also whenever he sees something potentially edible
He’s funnier then both of U!
Scott is such a good babysitter for these special needs children, god bless 🙏🏼
Max looks like the kinda guy to tell someone not to come to school the next day
I love that you guys added the review pics from the products so funny mate
I love how 3 minutes into the video it devolved into max buying trucker shirts
And then proceeds to yell, "Why are there so many shirts?!?!" 😂
Could watch an hour long video of max buying trucker shirts ngl
The way their fits actually came together is unbelievable
Frrrr tho I envy their drip
Wearing that in public must demand so much respect. Hope to see more of that in the future
the edit at the end was freaking espectacular, immaculate, perfect through every second, glorious, fenomenal, exceptional, awesome
Honest to god these could come out once every three months and it would be fine, props for pumping them out
Agreed but if they came out every 3 months they probably wouldn’t be able to afford to keep doing it
Don’t give them ideas
Don't say shit like that.
@@1stviper1 bruh they make 150k a month on patreon alone they'd be fine lmao
Bi weekly
Chad’s outfit screams chill weed vibes. Massive legend
An instant classic of a Cold Ones Video.
Lesson learned: don't ever tell Max that something is fragile
how about just don't give it to max in the first place :P
Max looks like he's about to tell Chad not to come to work tommorow.
literally columbine shooter aesthetic tho
@@eriktegnanderandresen7393 lol what the fuck did you just write, it’s funny but the way you worded it gave me an aneurism
@@papajohn5279 we're just joking around papa john, don't get upset over a 2015 meme lol
I knew this shit was coming 🤣
My favorite youtube duo that has never changed for years and im glad!
Glad to see the cold ones cold sore cleared up in that 10 month wait.
Wow! It's taken me almost hundreds of videos to come to the conclusion that Chad is indeed in need of learning support! Hope all is well within his social worker community, too! Bless Max for being so kind.
I love how this can actually be a genuine comment
Bro that's kinda rude you should listen to bert jansch
Can we appreciate how consistent they've been uploading recently
It's December so they want money
@@atsuki7199 think of it as a Christmas gift lol
truth spit every episode, wisdom also, just so majestic... like a trucker
You know the alcohol levels are way of when Chad is the calm, responsible one.
Max: “Keep your eyes closed.”
Chad: 👁👄👁”they’re closed!”
You guys are rocking these looks!
Funniest vid you guys have made in ages, me and my gf were laughing our heads off when Max started beating the shit out of the boxes with cartoon sound fx and then said "watch out, sometimes these get broken during shipping"
WE LOVE MAX AND CHAD!!!
I love men
We sure do.
real
Yeah aaaamate
@@pyromaniac106 you and me both
22:25 love the "Don't go to Cold Ones tomorrow" montage.
14:22 i love how maxs immediate reaction is to eat it
these videos give me energy to live
the sound effects when Max was smashing the box had me laughing so hard I was struggling to breathe
Theyre so lucky they have scott...
Max went full chaos and just bought loads of trucker shirts instead, but scott salvaged it by making them a game
Again, the editing is * chef's kiss * fantastic. Pay raises all around.
I can't wait for the Christmas video. Also can we get a part 2?
I love that Max and Chad literally point out exactly the same things almost a year later.
I love how much chad and max are normalising not remembering anything you did a few weeks ago
they said they did it 10 months ago
I Love Cold Ones Videos 💗
Max lookin like hes gonna hit up colombine
“No a box cutter! A boxers worst enemy!” Had me rolling
thank god i needed a cold ones ep right about now
fr
13:47 look at max’s ultimate turtle in shell move. He did that defensive move in like .01 seconds reaction time LmFAO
2:52 THE DEVIL THE DEVIL WITH A- BEER🗣 🔥 ❗ 🗣 🔥 ❗🗣 🔥 ❗ 🗣 🔥 ❗
The way max laughed uncontrollably at that maga dude is hilarious and made my day
That*
@@montmurillo8291 day*
@@montmurillo8291 dad
@jimmydarling4009 left*
I love how Max's trademark gag has become eating stuff
And breaking shit
>flashbacks to his old videos
He’s been a walking garbage disposal for a decade
And trucker shirts
14:10 14:23 i fucking love the way he just immediately bites into shit with no hesitation
The editing keeps getting better every vid
18:28 the jacked on max lookes kinda fire. man i wish we could see the whole video at the end, seeing them play billiards
Scott getting unironically mad at Max and Chad is so real
Time?
@@neinja66469 6:56
true
@@apathy9139
20:40 max looks like he told his friend not to come to school tomorrow
an idea that you guys should try as a segment, trying out food from people that sell on facebook marketplace.
i remember the old joke about max looking like one of the columbine shooters. this has made it more apparent.
The whole episode I was thinking how much I wanted them to go out in those outfits. And then they actually did, awesome.
I wish chad had the ocarina on him idk y💀💀
How did they gloss over the leather duster being itemized as "WW2 German Officer's Coat" lol
Prezoh is the unsung hero of these videos making max smashing everything glass somehow still funny after he does it every video 😭😭😭
I use to have that horse oil stuff it’s just hand lotion it worked well when I worked as a dishwasher
the end segment where they go to the bar went so crazy hard, the best part of an already great video., give ryan or prezoh a raise just for that.
When max went ham on the fragile box with the goofy sound fx I lost it 🤣💀
I would love if they put the date on screen that max and chad order all this shit and then the date that they open it all, just so we get a reference for these boys memories
literally one of the first things Chad says is
it's been 10 months
i love that they actually went to the pub
I love the way max says beer
Max looked like he was dressed to go visit a school at the end of the 90s.
Lol there were still dudes dressing like that at my high school when I graduated in 2006.
I have the feeling Max is about to tell me not to come to school tmrw with that outfit in 20:54 😭
max was lost the entire time thinking some AI picked these things when he's the one who spent 30 minutes looking at trucker shirts
💚 I love you guys! You're my favourite channel to have a laugh to
This is funnier because max spent like an hour buying shirts and got pissed there were so many shirts
I find it deeply hilarious that Max asked why there are so many trucker shirts ahahah
MAC!!!! This ones gonna be a good one (:
My favorite thing about these wish videos is so much time passes between the orders and they get so drunk while they're ordering it's as if someone else ordered them a bunch of insane stuff they're vaguely familiar with
I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.
and ball sacks
Honestly surprised how hard their fits go.
They look like school shooters 💀
they look like school shooters
Finally time to watch this video 🥳🥳
21:53 columbine is getting real worried right about now
Honestly this is all I wanted for my birthday and the boys delivered on another instant classic
Happy bday
happy birthday man!!!
Happy bday
Happy birthday 🥚😎
happy birthday!
I dont think I'd get tired of these vids. Thank you for pumping them out pretty quickly!
great shirt, good quality 🇺🇸
That edit went hard
"it does say non toxic" putting a lot of faith in the honesty of wish lol
21:01 "Some of you are alright, don't come to school tomorrow"
That edit goes hard
This is my comfort video
I love how Chad was like "I'm ordering this for a friend" then Max smashes all the glass 😂
I want to know who made the table they use for their videos. The amount of abuse that table has gone through and it's still in one piece is impressive 😂
Yo that end bit went hard
you had me at ocarina belt.. I'm laughing uncontrollably in the church rn. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 fucking hell
Love how Max unintentionally made a perfect Columbine shooter cosplay.