These "As Seen on TV" Fitness Products SUCK
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Very cool
Aye I like clothes.
Hello!
Cum
sick!
Them actually dying laughing because the lady says Balls a bunch of time is the funniest thing
First
MY BAALLS
No they were laughing at the context of talking about the product like it was literally "my old balls". That's what Max explained after they started laughing
@@blubehriluv nope
thanks for telling me i didnt know it was funny
If Chad cant rip a shirt but can destroy someone's product, you know somethings up.
he just puts all his effort to make the product break, he was trying so hard on that powerless treadmill LOL
true
No way dude; itâs THE roach dog jr!
RoachdoggJr moment
@@mace9138 some how chad can run 20kph. thats impressive for someone that large.
I love how the makers of that hourglass thing literally just made a shitty corset and tried to market it like some genius alien tech.
Thatâs what I was thinking, like, this product literally exists and has existed since like the fuckin 1500s
It looks and works exactly like my back brace đ just worn backwards đđ
i seen this be popular in latin countries but im not sure if its the same
What do you mean bro it made chad normal. Billion dollar idea
â@@landonlane8497 i believe corsets may be even earlier,maybe medieval? Around 1300?
Max: âThat thing is actually like a torture device.â
Also Max: âI kinda like it!â
he is a masochist confirmed
I love how every single items just falls apart if you just lightly push it
First
Just like my nana.
Yeah as seen on TV products are like schoolastic bookfair stuff for adults.
â@@steamingpileofspaghetti9755yeah but that stuff was at least a little bit cool
I trust Chad with fitness more than i trust any other trainer on this planet
Same
iâd say his fat is more on the medium side
Better than planet fitness to be sure
He should be a trainer for sure
your name is spelled wrong
maxs âIM GOING WIRELESSâ when he was running on the treadmill was probably the funniest thing iâve seen
I actually bought that shitty self-propelled treadmill at some point or whatever you call it, exactly like max says it's erratic and you can't walk for shit on it
Mr Bones I want to get off your wild ride
Can you repeat that in English?
What?
@@Rutherf0rdBHayes simmer down
Daniels on Cold Ones podcast when???
been one of the worst days Iâve had in months, this made it so much better. Thanks max & chad
sending much love & positivity to you!!! i hope your days get better
YAGMI
enjoy the next 45 minutesđ
You a bady nina ditch your boy daxter for me
Honestly same. Had tears welling up in my eyes all morning at work. Luckily I work alone and wear a mask so no one could really tell what was going on. I'm slowly starting to feel better as the day progresses. It's quite alright to feel down sometimes, hope you feel better soon. đ
I would sell my organs to have an hour version of Max and Chad laughing their asses off at the Myoballs product
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all of them?
@@blindi6326 nah just his Myoballs
Thatâs the kinda content you get on the Patreon
13:46 Max's face of terror as he says "that thing is a torture device" got me
The astronaut bit is actually true. Thise electroshock devices are used in therapy, for people whocan barely move because they have been bedridden for months - or astronauts whose muscles have completely wasted away in zero gravity. They stimulate your muscles to help you regain strength when you're literally too weak to move on your own. They do not give you a sixpack.
can we all just appreciate prezzo and his editing prowess. adds so much to these videos.
was looking for this comment, this ep in particular it is just next level
prezoh*
@@migurushii941 apologies prezoh
@@joehenshall8735 follow him on Twitter :^)
4:13
7:38 at 0.25 playback speed
When he breaks the disc and a piece hits Yuri, you can see a look of sheer panic on Max's face and Chad just laughs lmao
That's Yuri
Chads laugh hayhaha hayaha
@@themarkham123 hahhaha yeah Chad's laugh i cant take it xDDD
whoâs yuri
@@sforbesgocka yuri tarded
goteem
I love the videos like this where you guys both seem to be high energy and in a good mood.
8:04 Max just really had a thought like âokay let me do the gayest thing possible rnâ
I'm literally crying from laughing so hard at the My Balls product
Same im fucking dying
You should of put a heart rate monitor on Chad for this one đđ€Ł
That's an amazing idea lmaoo
Should have
Can we take a moment to appreciate Prezoh's editing skills
I've been watching you guys for years and it makes me feel alot better to know that you are still making videos together it still spins me out you guys use to live close to me
Max and Chad cackling at the Myo Ball advert made my day.
First
i was laughing that they thought it was a gimick gadget when sports people actually use them . athletes use foam rollers on the floor and the balls make it so that you dont need to rol on the floor. proof that they never seena gym before
@@myname-mz3lo correct. But they kept an open mind and didn't just shit on everything, they said when they kinda liked certain things. Makes the video even more enjoyable
@@myname-mz3lo next product, myo shafts
Finally! The boys are back to bring us the best content they can conjure.
HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear iv
What? Where'd they go? Seems like a regularly scheduled upload to me.
I literally said FINALLY A NEW VID
@@gaybrahamlinkoln5714 It just feels like an eternity between Cold ones episodes, it's the content I most look forward to.
Finally, the boys are black
Am I the only one who hasnât gotten my egg merch order fulfilled off of cool shirtz merch? I mean, my mom says Iâm special but yâall making me feel left out if Iâm the only one not wearing the egg stuffs.
17:23 I almost pissed myself
The alphabet mat, ripped shirts, headbands and ONLY as seen on tv products really adds to the whole 'personal trainer ad on Craigslist 4 cheap' feel this video has
Chads gonna be ripped if thereâs a part 2
two drunk men laughing about the word "ball". I want more of this content
It's almost time for a new boys, it's been 3 weeks
When Chad was freaking out with the zappers on his arms I was freaking out, that might be one of the funniest things Iâve seen in my life
hahah try playing it at 0.25
hearing "Chad, you fell off you fat bitch" within the first minute brings healing to my soul. Love this show.
6:26 was hilarious
The âPatâ and âPendingâ definition on the screen made my day
Chad dying everytime the lady said "myoballs" was amazing
@@tolvoy8071 who shit in your cereal
@@tolvoy8071 Redditor alert
9:05 might be the most intense face i've ever seen Max make. Nothing but malicious and murderous intent behind those eyes.
First
At 3:30 I legit thought I was tripping out when her face started moving
Please never stop making videos! You guys are hilarious I kept having to skip the video back because I was laughing so hard
Fun medical fact: In neurology they often use small electro shocks on muscles to stimulate them and cause them to flex. So technically youâre working out your muscles if you get continues shocks on them
Donât they hover with magnetic and electric field around the braincells so EMK is induced thus leading to stimulation of the braincells. They use this as a treatment against dementia
If it's not causing hypertrophy it's not doing anything, just flexing
Homie muscle fibers have to actually BREAK to rebuild lmaooo hypertrophy is all ur gettin
How building muscle works, is you literally shred your muscle fibers so your body will grow more of them back on top of repairing the old ones. Little shocks will not destroy enough muscle fibers to see serious improvement
8:40 cristiano ronaldo mustve been really hurtin for money
6:25 I actually blushed a little when max made those faces đłđđ
i found you guys last week and have binged watched every one of your videos. you guys are literally the funniest, please post more!!!
Wtf seeing how easily the sleeves came off after I just ordered that shirt
You can copy his look
They should do a fan mail where they ask for the weirdest stuff people can find.
they done that, I can't remember if they specifically asked for weird stuff, but they got weird stuff.
So many people are going to send a small piece of radioactive material as a joke, that itâll add up to an actual lethal amount of radiation.
@@M..J.. That's actually fucking scary.
Rogelio Rocha i wanna meet cleo
@@M..J.. Someone watched supermega đ
SO ... i am sitting there waiting for youtube to tell me when the next episode of cold ones comes out. nop haven't see a notification for 3 months. glad to see you boys back
caught covid, but this has made going through it wayyyy better love you two
I feel like you could get a lot more out of a single kettlebell than all of these products combined. At least that would make a decent door stop once you stop using it after a week.
Great episode though. I felt like a child, in a good way, laughing at myo balls with you. Thanks for that.
EDIT: I'll just leave 10:36 here for myself for a later date
Oh yeah? I triple dog dare you to use the kettle bell as a cheek bone definer
I think My Balls would make a decent doorstop.
16:10 "I'm going wireless"
HAHAHAHAHA
I have only just discovered you guys on CZcams and you are the highlight of my days đ€Ł
Thankyou for the much needed laughs. You two lads and your team are great, thankyou lol
You been under a rock for the past decade?
Iâm always gassed to see you guys have posted a video! Makes my day! Keep doing what youâre doing đ€đŒ
I really like how they took the time to spell out c*m on the carpet toy thingy.
4:40 HOLY SHIT, CHADNORMAL!
yuri is so funny đ
I wasted my entire work day because I just discovered these guys and binge watched 7 hours of content⊠love that for me. Love that for yâall too.
7:39 shows the 2 types of friends you'll have, the one that laughs when you get hurt, and the one who will ask if you're okay.
9:24 Thatâs a funny little character. I like that
A little guy
The editor deserves a grammy
Twomad
this has gotta be one of my fav cold ones vids
You guys are my favorite! Hope you guys load more content!
âStop I canât feel my handsâ the shear panic in his voice ahahahahahha
Max: That thing is actually like a torture device... I kinda like it
Chad: Yeah me too.
Me: What?
6:28
Needed this, boys, love yâall and stay safe
"who has a dvd player anymore?"
literally has a VHS tv in the background
It's always a good day when you have a new Cold Ones video with a cold one!
the jerma photo of him holding a small dog HELP 9:19
Prezoh's editing is genuinely amazing
Iv had a shit couple of months. Lost friends due to a troll and have mt name totally dragged through the dirt.
But good old Aussie humor makes my bleak and miserable like just that bit better for a few moments and makes me forget about reality for a little while and puts a sorely needed smile on my face. Thanks Max and Chad and the whole Cold Ones team.... you honestly do help people get through rough times
4:45 like a scene straight outta the Simpsons
I'm ashamed to admit that I wanted one of those shakeweights as a kid after watching that Southpark episode making fun of them. Of course my mom wouldn't get one when it was on my Christmas list lol
My high school math teacher got it for the meme and/or menopause. She let us try it. I remember it was a decent workout. I also mightâve done it wrong and injured my armsâŠ
@@skrrt-skrrt Watch these things blow up in popularity again from this video đ
now chad will have a sixpack in no time
Amazing job Prezo keep up the good work brotha
Iâve been waiting for more as seen on tv products for so long
16:05 - this feels like a throwback to the eggnog-treadmill - challenge on the maxmoefoe - channel.. the good ol' times :').
How the hell didn't I know about you guys since yesterday? Like you make awesome content !!!! It's hilarious đ
13:39
I laughed so hard đđ
"I'm going wireless" - Max pulling apart the treadmill while running... Killed me
11:58 Lmao I suffer from plantar fasciitis and Chad saying it sounds sexual killed me
I needed this love you chad n max đ€©â€ïž
4:30 this product is like when Homer used all those pegs and rubber bands to hide his fat
Chad freaking out when he couldnât move his hands was the funniest thing Iâve seen this year đđđđ
It just turned 2022 youâll find something funnier
@@chatman4998 still havenât seen anything funnier
@@milkep7544 sad
@@milkep7544what about now in 2023?
Thanks Max & Chad for this video!
Itâs really amazing to see more on the channel, and honestly I need a laugh or two this year!
Did I just get put on a Michael Reeves machine? I spit out my drink laughing
14:51 the THPS sound murdered me
Does anyone else see âc*mâ in the floor letters at 0:10 ? đ
Watching Chad and Max start twitching while they talk about how they enjoy electric shocks is fucking gold
them standing over the matt gave me deadly twister flashbacks
"that's how old this is it has a DVD" while gameplay from an N64 plays on the 2004 tv in the background đđđ
You guys don't have to go so far to entertain us. We love you to bits regardless. The content you bring us all is so good :) thanks max, Chad and team!
fr, ballpark is not their goal. its bangers all day everyday. doesnt seem sustainable but damn if they can keep it i'm still in. i tune in every week. good comment!!!
Speak for yourself
5:46 killed me
Missing you bros!
11:43 thatâs quality Prezo edit
I know you guys are gonna sell a new merch for myOballs like you did with the Eggwave guy. I KNOW YOU WILL!!
My mom passed away last night and I just wanted to thank yâall so much for making me laugh while Iâm down yâall are my favorite CZcamsrs love yâall so much â€ïž
Max: itâs like a torture device
Also Max: I kind of like it
11:27 a true genuine max laugh
This is where chad wakes up the next day feeling endorphins from being sore, gets addicted to exercise, and becomes a textbook âchadâ
max sounds British with that mouth thing in xD 17:42
*Ahhhh yes,,,* the definition of "pat" & "pending" on screen.
*lawlolawlolawlolawlolawlolawlolawl*
For a split second I thought the alphabet floor was a twister mat... the memories flooded back đą
This was Maxâs subtle attempt at getting Chad to work out
14:51 really gotta acknowledge Max almost did a treflip bruh
Dude, that goes HARD
"my arms are going numb"