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Deez??
My namma chef
@@hellobruh9406 real
Nutz
Can you and Chad play the actual pokemon card game drunk?
Darcy looking in Chad’s mouth like he was a dog who ate something they weren’t supposed to was a definite highlight of this one
You make awesome South Park vids.
Was not expecting you here Blooms lol
Yooooooooo love the South Park vids
Bloom on cold ones?
Oh hey Blooms
Chads dog being named concrete literally made my day even better
It's "Conk Creet" baby
@@HoodWeegee das conk creet baybee
Dog named concrete
Facts same 😂
anyone know the breed?
That old lady on dragons den DEFINITELY highlights her hair like every 2 weeks
I live for this entire crew 😂😂 Darcy is hilarious. He's the mom on set for sure. I wouldn't wanna give them syrup either 😂😂
Darcy has had one hell of an arc. Went from the fairbain's camera man to straight running the cold ones set like a pimp
When did Darcy get kidnapped?
@@eddieprasad108 he also taught Chad a lesson. Look before you chew 😂
what happened to scott? did he quit or smth
@@Bigmacsauce-hc2ov He was literally in this video. I believe he just helps setting stuff up behind the camera and whatnot, he's not acting as showrunner currently, that's Darcy now, but Sckogg is still around.
@@Bigmacsauce-hc2ov Darcy killed and ate him obviously
To be fair, Kodiak Cakes are pretty popular over here in the US, especially for the gym crowd. I see them everywhere in stores so the company being worth that much doesnt surprise me at all
My family has been buying Kodiak cakes for a LOOOOOONG time
They’re good as hell too
My step mother was a health freak and forced me to eat those as a kid trying to convince me that it was a treat
I love them so much, and you cant beat the macros
@@georgexander7170 Yeah lol that’s why
I also appreciate how Scott left Darcy to babysit those two all on his own for the first time lol
20:48 I dunno why but max saying “mrbeast, honey” is hilarious
The weirdest part of this was seeing Chad and Max actually clean
I know, its a rare thing. Mostly because none of them bathe.
This is also a rare episode when we don't witness them in a non-clothed state.
It highlights the absolute uselessness of the Vabroom by showing how easy and effective the conventional methods are
And max gain weight
No but actually, I was expecting shit to get really fucked. There’s so much food in this video and none of it was thrown
@@Deezsirrer my boys always looking clean 💯
Concrete needs to be a regular guest
true
Concrete Podcast Guest??
and Kevin
@@NintendoMusicEnjoyer omg KONG AND KEV SEGMENTS
To be fair, the broom isn't intended to be a full blown vacuum for huge messes its intended to get that thing line of dirt/dust/debris that forms when yours close to finishing.
1. That's what dustpans are for.
2. If the surface is too uneven for sweeping into a pan or the mess is too fine/unmanageable use a vacuum, not a broom.
Another useless midnight shopping product.
Put one AirPod in your bellybutton and then you and your baby can listen to Joe Rogan
I find it funny that I initially didn't believe that Chad's dog was called Concrete when one of my dogs is deadass called Cement.
😂😂😂😂
das conkreet baibee
CEMENT. DAS CONK CRETE BABY
no cap fr on god?
@@n00bJesus 100% fr on god. He was one of the dogs from a cement factory that's near where I live, we were contacted by workers there about how his pp wasn't going back in, so we said we'd go for him but they said they would bring him to us and never did, a couple of days later the assholes call to put him down saying he was about to die when he was actually in decent shape despite necrosis on his pp, long story short we did the charity of operating him and eventually just adopted him, how he got his name is quite obvious
I hope I see more of Darcy’s little “ chad tests “ in future videos. Where darcy snuck in that container of spicy cucumbers was fucking halarious
He laughed harder than voldemort on his laughing fit scenes
@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5mOre like john has HIV
The crazy thing about shark tank is even if you win on the show a lot of times they dont actually sign any contracts or give the contestants any money. My moms friend went on that show with her product click and carry and got a deal for the airing but they never followed through after the filming of the episode. She said that happens to the majority of contestants. I guess it makes sense why you rarely see more than 1 shark tank product in a store ever and the shows been airing for all these years.
Fuck em, prob a nice product she had
Damn dude that’s fucked up. What did the click and carry do? It sounds pretty good
@@SteampunkHorse it’s a little handle you can strap a bunch of bags on and it makes them a lot easier to carry. Good for hauling groceries to third floor apartments or mall shopping
From what ive heard some of the people who get deals actually get fucked over by the sharks anyway, like not getting a reasonable cut of the profits :/ Maybe them dropping out was lucky in the end
@@sqwooshy that sounds very likely with everything else I’ve heard about that show haha
27:01 so cute how the dog greeted both of them hahaha
Darcy being able to control these absolute mad men is one of the most impressive things I have ever seen
Can we petition to get Concrete the Dog more screen time?
Kong crete
@@SDSypher That's fucking genius. Surely they've picked up sponos from Kong
konkrete
Chad posts him a fair amount on his Instagram stories, I feel like all I see from him on there is photos of him hungover in the shower and photos of the dogs.
yo you guys really be blessing us with these videos , much love
Im a guy with long hair and me and my GF both use that hairbrush. We only paid like 5 euro for it, probably a knockoff but it works SO well. I dont know what it is, but Chad as a long hair guy should have noticed the difference.
I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.
Little Fella!
my friend has a tat of him
Have you seen this little fella
the editor Nick did a fantastic job on this! get that guy a raise
You're stinky.
Yeah, the edits on Cold Ones are always fire. There were definitely some edits I paused and went back for!
My man would be getting a raise every single video if they actually listened to comments. He's skillful surely they pay him right too.
Those hammer edits are crazy.
Okay Nicks other account 😂
Y'all have the most amazing editing. I notice stuff like Chad's eye lol. Omg this show is perfect. I always look forward to watching, gets my mind off all the problems in the world for 30min. And it's the best 30min.
I came to the comments for this! Not the first time I saw his eye do that lol I was like wait… is it a fake eye?
16:48 “I can tell those guys recycle and drink their own urine” max always violates people out of nowhere lmao
i find it funny how max and chad are always saying "BRO STOP BREAKING SHIT" to one another and then just keeping breaking shit themselves they truly will do anything for the bit
I just had to put my dog down yesturday and this is definitely a breath of fresh air thanks for being so awesome I love you guys :')
i love the amount of editing to use on max is hilarious, please don’t stop
Kodiak pancake mix is everywhere in the US now, I've had it before and it's pretty solid, a little overpriced but honestly tastes as good as normal pancakes
Except it’s for big boys! I swear this country needs a program like the Boy Scouts except it’s for all those boomers who were too fat or drunk to enlist in the military when they were young so now they spend all day hopped up on Black rifle, coffee, preparing for the inevitable, race war.
@@Moebz818Not to sound like a jerk but how hard is it to mix some flour, egg and water (+ optional stuff some people put like sunflower oil or salt) ?
@@superbanana3398 yo mama
Literally have the frozen waffles in my freezer now haha.
@@superbanana3398 they probably use it for extra protein
I actually got a Tangle Teezer like 5 years ago when I randomly saw it on Amazon. It works really well and I don't think a single tooth has torn off in my entire time using it. Pretty sweet
Yeah they’re amazing. I can even brush hair wet with it. Best brush I’ve ever owned.
Same here! I have super tangly hair and Tangle Teezer helped so much. Never bought a different type of brush since I got that one years ago 💖
Can confirm, my wife uses them for 5-6 years and really likes it
Y'all are paid actors idc
@@NintenJoe lmao ikr
The pickle got em was insane. I laughed so much with this video Max and chad are really carrying youtube for me
tangle teasers are everywhere in the uk but i never knew it was first pitched on dragons den, they always turn away products that actually turn out well
Always a good day when you see Max and Chad
For me its how I know my dad isn't going to be coming into my bedroom tonight.. A Good omen.
@@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse how the fuck is circumcision child abuse. Please never have kids. It's not fucking removed for no reason😂 it's removed so that the kids dick doesn't get infected or lose blood circulation.
Yeah max and chad are pretty good, but have you seen this funny little fella?
Except that last video they did. Pretty mediocre ngl
NPC fr
Im amazed how Chad and Max have been doing wild shenanigans together for like 5 years and didnt go insane
Consistent as fuck. Miss frank and idubbz
@@gaylord2726Shame iDubbbz is a cuck now.
Its Max and Chad
They started out insane
@@the_bruh4321 i think they are a lil more sane now lmao
The tangle teaser is one of the most bought items by girls and women in the uk but... there's a lot of very cheap choies for as little as £1 which sometimes actually perform better than the original
They’re great and absolutely work
I enjoy the personality of these guys.
Tangle Teezers are in most stores in the UK, I didn't realise they went into Dragons Den.
Great product, Can genuinely sort out almost dreadlocks.
she 100% dyes her hair too, guess Tangle Teezers dodged a massive bullet
They’re pretty popular in Australia too
@@nathund1 ahah literally, she just took offence. No way that is natural, not like we'd care/
Legit got them and they're great compared to normal brushes
Actually the guy from Dragon’s Den with the detangling hair brush became so popular it’s sold almost all over the world so those investors missed out on huge amounts of profit by not investing in the brush and now he gets to have his cake and eat it lol.
"Naw oh hell naw" when max said that I died. Had to rewind that 100 times😂.
Literally got the Hiccaway this week and used it for the first time today. Genuinely my favorite product, worked instantly
chad putting down the fidget toys when the host said it was used to help people with autism was golden
I rate how tangle teezer and scrub daddy are some of the MOST popular products from shark tank - that didn’t get any funding. I’ve owned multiple of each cause the products are so damn good.
Edit: my bad, scrub daddy got a yes from the lady. 10/10 great product, not just as seen on tv bull
Nah tangle teezer is just a copy of the WetBrush (released 2 years earlier and is nearly identical). It only sold well because the WetBrush was only selling in the united states. Now a ton of companies have made similar versions.
I thought Lori made a deal with the scrub daddy guy?
lots of people who are already relatively successful/have legitimately good products go on with some absurd ask like 100k for 5% knowing theyll refuse any offer just for the spot on tv
@@TheSikaark your’re right! For some reason I lumped them together as shark tank rejects
@@call_me_mad1236I like the tangle teezer way better ☠️ wet brush is a brush with balls in the end , teezer has the weird short and long bristles. It’s not really strong enough for my curly hair imo, but at least it doesn’t rip out my hair like the wet brush ☠️ I just use my fingers now 😂
I was literally thinking about max and the cold one’s podcast yesterday and today this appears in my feed
one of the few channels i actually enjoy watching every video
Huge props to whoever researched the current turnover of all the companies! That's not an easy feat across so many companies across different countries with different formats and company registers and that's always appreciated information when watching old dragons den reruns!
Isn't it fairly easy? Just find the 10-K or equivalent and calculate it manually?
@@sirllamaiii9708well, especially now with shark tank and dragons den, you can’t find the turnovers for the reason of putting them either out of business or if it was a “scam” product, they’d keep that information hidden so that particular company won’t get business.
"Ill hold him while you do it"
"No i want his consent"
Bruh this line got me rolling u guys are too hilarious😂
i'm loving the majora's mask loop on the tv in the background
I’m stressed the F out and needed this sh!t right now. Thanks dckweeds 🤘🏼
Had no idea Kodiak Cakes were on shark tank. Those things are amazing btw, whipped cream works so well with them.
Me either! I always load up on the microwaveable cups when I go the the store, usually my lazy breakfast if I don’t want to break out the pan.
They make honey grahams and breakfast cereals that are delicious!
pan cakes also taste good.
Adding Darcy has made these videos waaay better than they already were, is like, he was the missing piece to make this channel SS tier
SS tier lol
I’m 12
i miss when scott was the third cold one, i hope he's content with where he stands rn
This was exactly what I needed! A hearty laugh
20:05 PS1 Rugrats game soundtrack in the background hit a bit of long lost nostalgia
love the monkry ball, kirby, and donkey kong music troughout ghe vid. great work editors
19:40 - I dunno what makes this hilarious; Chad throwing the fidget away concerned about the curing or Max just losing it 😂
"if they're healthy then you can eat twice as many" words to live by
I also figured out that plastic fork interlock yesterday at my local market and it is very satisfying 10/10 fidget toy!
You guys are great. It's got to be hell editing your videos though. Thanks for the laughs
Max just eating clumps of random food and chugging anything liquid will never get old
Watching Max go sicko mode on the mannequin head was something I didn't know I needed in my life until now
Kodiak stuff is pretty great, def a huge miss from the sharks. Even the like pre-packaged microwavable muffins/oatmeal mixes are all over Target etc.
Dude I love the maplestory music and sound effects you use, shits mad nostalgic
kodiak is actually really popular, they have all sorts of different products that are sold in basically all grocery stores here in socal. i think theyre popular for ppl doing keto and stuff
As a man with long hair, I once went on a 3 week bender, I mean. Train wreck of a bender... Think how bad it could have been, then double your expectation.
That hair brush basically meant I didn't have to cut it all off. 10/10 good product.
As someone who has never been on a bender, how do you get out of something like that?
@@NintenJoe Normally realising you are running out of money.
Im sure, but all they made was a wet brush. He made a version of a product that has existed for atleast 15 years (going off my memory when I know I first bought a different one).
@@call_me_mad1236 I'm sure there are loads of alternatives, but when I needed the thing, I found this one. Marketing is good for business.
2:29 the moment when you start hearing BFBB soundtrack and get blasted back to your childhood feeling like a nostalgia truck just hit you
I like how the start of this video has some of my favourite music from racing lagoon and maplestory
I just had a horrible day at work, and this is exactly what I needed to pick me up. thanks guys, you don’t know how much it his made my day :)
With the amount of patreon money max and chad get they could start their own shark tank investing videos
15:10 crash bandicoot music in the background warms my hearth
All these clips are so chaotic,really didnt expect Max to drink the instant pancake batter lol
I remember as a kid everyone had tangle teasers they were like the only brush people would buy. It was a whole obsession some people had with them to collect all the designs it was weird
love the little window pop up!
such nice detail. love to see the effort
Love u guys ❤
Lol I recognize the Xero shoes because I just bought a pair of their sandals a few days ago, they are great for backpacking since they are so light and don’t take much space in your bag. When you set up camp for the evening you take off your wet hiking boots and put on the camp shoes to wear around camp and let your feet and boots dry.
Its upsetting how you guys barely upload, but it also makes me nostalgic somehow, despite everything being new and looking cool. You guys found a good balance
Big facts, I get sad waiting for Cold Ones uploads, but when it drops it hits different
I watch every single one of these videos when it comes out. Love this stuff man. Thanks guys!
I love the tangle teaser 😭 I have such thick hair it’s amazing
My ringtones are half of these snes songs. And I kept reaching for my phone while watching this video. I’m equally annoyed and happy you guys have such good taste x
Kodiak is actually very good, just depends how you fix them.
Waffles preferred.🎉
why are they broken?
19:45
"autism, aspergers"
😭😂 aspergers is a form of autism 😭😂 this guy lmao
Not to be that person but Asperger’s and autism was the same thing now it’s ASD :) Asperger’s isn’t a thing anymore
11:32 I had no idea these were on shark tank but I love their frozen protein waffles
Thanks for including that interesting CZcamsr in the beginning! I’ll have to go ahead and sub to him and only watch his videos cause he’s more entertaining
I am a selector in a grocery distribution warehouse in the US and Kodiak sells a shit ton of product in our warehouse and were one of the biggest companies, we even own Lowe's foods.
Props to the editors the videos are alway very well made and Max and Chad make them so good
I really like when they start out blitzed and get progressively more drunk as they go.
This is some of the best editing I’ve ever seen
17:40
“Ya bruh I ain’t going on a run in these”
Chad you could put on the worlds greatest running shoes, you still ain’t going on a run
Chad putting down the fidget spinner when they said it helps with autism made me laugh so damn hard😂😂😂
I appreciate the shots of syrup for Capn Knuckles.
Tangle tamers/teasers are literally the best invention ever created and I will not hear otherwise
You know it’s going to be a good day when cold ones drops another banger ‼️
why dont they have a gaming channel yet? like bruh, get drunk and play video games...they gotta be better than those Super losers endlessly talking nonsense playing euro truck simulator and pretending to be musicians.
Lol, this was hilarious to watch. Two grown up children and some spot on editing with just the right amount of effects...pretty neat format! Good on ya mates!
LMAOO, Max "shut up bishh!" abusing the mankin head was hilarious 😂😂
Love that your editor decided to put in a Maplestory BGM track for your intro
I could seriously watch these for hours lol they should make this a regular show xD
Man the editing in this video is s0 good
Just realized the Ed, Edd and Eddy soundtrack playing when Chad tries to steal the snacks 🤣 that's awesome
I love that Max, Chad and myself all had the same immediate reaction to the octopus guy.
I used to wear xeroshoes for running and they were pretty nice honestly. The main problem was after a while the sandal would shift to the side of my foot and I would be running straight on the pavement. I only paid $20 for a build-your-own kit though.
1:28 Darcy: “however much head you think you want”max: “you tell me brotha 🤠 “. 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Xero shoes r my fav shows. I have the sandles, hiking sandles, running shoes, and even winter boots. They r all AWESOME. they r so worth it, but i guess the price has gone up since i bought them a few yrs ago. They r also super durable. 😊