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Chad de-valuing a 20 year old relic and full snozzing a fart because he didn't read the note first is both infuriating and hysterical 🤣
20 year old, relic? Okay.
Cold inspires me.. My parents said if i get 35K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally
Begging...
@@namantherockstar with all due respect, copy pasting the same comment and begging isn't going to make people subscribe. Keep making content and you'll get there eventually 👍
@@namantherockstar Nah man I’m good
@@safep4683this is a bot.
Max: *happily eats vomit*
Also Max: *refuses to eat unappetising bread and cheese*
eating vomit is “skit”, “bit”. eating unappealing bread is just gross and not funny enough to be worth anything
@@martingarricks6209 are both not gross?
I don't care how much their editors already get paid, but they deserve a raise. The editing is always so funny and well done
This channel has the funniest editors on CZcams hands down
- written by the editors
truth
New editors such ass tho, old ones were way better. New ones are way over the top with their edits
@@n0q374THANK YOU
Chad immediately damaging a record someone sent him as a gift was absolutely infuriating. 10/10.
LMAO I said the same thing, the way he immediately started scratching and ruining the nice ass vinyl they JUST got lol, it didn’t even last 5 mins before getting fucked up 😂😂 then he said “WOW that was such a thoughtful gift!” After scratching it up 😭😭
*enhancing
Yeah he completely destroyed that thing but it sounded kinda cool at some points
Reminded me of DJ Kaled absolutely desecrating Bob Marley’s Guitar
I mean you kinda expected for them to wreck your shit lmao
The jar moment was literally sent from heaven. Had me laughing for the rest of the video
i fucking predicted it lmao. the moment i saw the jar with the note in it i knew exactly what was coming
Cold inspires me.. My parents said if i get 35K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally
Begging...
Ah yes the remaining 30 seconds of the 20 minute video
@@miersseld1244 i mean, 30 seconds of sustained laughter is pretty impressive honestly
@@miersseld1244I can’t remember the last time I laughed at something for 30 secs straight
petition for max and chad to make their own MRE containing nothing but grog and eggs with glasses
You mean an Italian MRE? They actually include shots of alcohol in some of theirs
Cold inspires me.. My parents said if i get 35K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally
Begging...
@@namantherockstarcringe
@Sniperboy5551 wait no way seriously some of em come with shots ??
@@namantherockstar i disliked
The fart jar had me laughing so hard, Max's laugh makes it even more hilarious.
Chad saying it smells like my mom's house to the markiplier box is comedy gold
i’ve literally been writing max and chad letters for years asking them to do a video in the style of Steve1989MREInfo and they finally did it
Hope your comment gets pinned
Nice!
Nice, lets get this out on a tray
Gotta get Steve on the podcast and have them eat weird MREs and guess the country or take a shot
hell yeah love steve
Watching Chad handle that vinyl like a priest handles a choir boy hurt every morsel of my body.
Made my skin crawl 😭
i just commented the same thing before scrolling down and seeing the same comment lmfao.
I wanted to cry. They’re gunna listen to it weeks later like “wot happened??”
im just suprised the vinly was not broken in half i'd say they showed a lot of restraint on this ep compared to the others
Shit was fire tho
That 'You've Got Mail' sound effect really brings back the memories... 😔
Glad to see our boys expanding into eating literal rotting food for our entertainment
Good to see max doing exactly the same thing he was doing 8 years ago haha
@@Ben-by7ul at least vomit cake used fresh ingredients
MRE's take a long long fucking time to go bad.
@Ben-by7ul That green milk was actually naturally colored, he didn’t use food coloring 🤣
Cold inspires me.. My parents said if i get 35K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally
Begging...
Max laughing at Chad for smelling the fart jar before reading the note just about killed me. 😂😂😂
He didn’t laugh before reading the note you doof
chad having fun scratching the FUCK out of that stimulator jones record is the true essence of hip hop, that man discovered joy at that moment lol
that fart in a jar was a PERFECT execution lmfaooooooo
My face hurts from laughing at the last package. That comedic timing was so perfect.
my abdomen hurts so much 🤣
Max's hysterical laughter at the end was the most wholesome thing I've seen all year.
9:28 actually went hard af
The editing team is ELITE. I hope they get paid a fair amount to elevate this content.
these guys are pretty funny, they should start a podcast
they have one
don't think so, couldn't find it
@@DrexeTTGthey don’t what are you on 😂
@@DrexeTTG no they don't
@@ch-pw5thyeah they do its on spotify lmaooo
I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.
Who's that little fella?
@@doug-core8850 i wanna know the lore behind him too
@@tinalyzhen he seems like a little character
@@tinalyzhenyou might not have noticed but the little egg character is wearing sunglasses
Patreon plug at 7:05 was one of the most creative transitions I’ve seen
Man, stuff like the subtle edit around 3:10 as chad eats the "bread" and his eye slowly shifts down by like half an inch are why i love this channel. Shit like that you barely notice, but elevates the quality tenfold. Great stuff
9:22 not him scratching and ruining the BRAND NEW vinyl and then being that “wOw tHAt wAs a ReAllY thOugHtFuL GiFT!” 😂😂😂
not that big a deal
Thank you for your service to our country, Mr. Cold Ones.
Cold inspires me.. My parents said if i get 35K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally
Begging...
@@namantherockstar shut up dude
This is marked as spam (potentially NSFW Avatar) wtf???
Max' face when Chad destroyed the mint condition of that mouse is precious, knowing he's a professional plastic hoarder
9:09 Chad going full Amon Tobin and im here for it!
I would totally watch an entire video of Chad just DJ-ing that vinyl ngl.
The editor of cold ones brings so much to the video. The sound effects while max is cutting the first box was so dumb yet absolutely hilarious
8:50 Chad discovering a love for DJing was really cool, I hope you feed that creative fire! Sounding good brother
Guinness World Record
I just want to say that you guys are PURE gold. You carry a friendship that most people wait their whole lives to find and are just some proper genuine guys. Cold Ones (the entire team) produces some of the fucking funniest & most entertaining content on CZcams. Plus Coolshirtz are fire too.
It’s always a great day to see a Max and Chad vid
It’s always fun to see 2 drunk men drinking grog and having fun
You can see them have sex every day on the patreon
there just so funny 😂
well ofcourse
i love seeing two mentally disabled men get hammered for 19 minutes!!
Isnt it wild we are all still here supporting these lads. Since early days of youtube. God bless
Bring back the Kong
Jesus the quality of the editing is top shelf
Chad: I'm gonna join the military!
Military: Can you pass a PT test?
Glad to see Matt and Ryan back at it.
Dare I say it, this channel may be their magnum opus!
I thought their names were max and chad. Am I wrong?
@@pancakepanikYeah you're wrong, it's Max and Ryan. Chad is a made up name from the Frank era, he doesn't like to go by it.
@@Chizzle69420 oh my bad
Yo Its Ian and Anthony
as someone who collects vinyls, i think i need a bit of a lie down.
I can just Imagine the guy watching his record get absolutely destroyed by Chad 😂
18:48 epic gamer moment right there 😂
As a vet, I love all these meals... and I love watching others eat them. 😂
There ain't no way you actually like the MRE eggs those are literally rubber balls.
@@gestaltblitz8296mre eggs ? Where the heck do you find those
@@notnessle veggie omelette. You know; the one they removed because everyone hated it to the point where it was a meme.
Nothin beats a hot MRE after a long day in the field
Thank you for looking after our pet animals.
16:25 I hope customs had to open that for inspection, went wtf and just put it back lol
Maybe it goes more unnoticed and unappreciated compared to the crazy goofy video editing tidbits, but the subtle little cuts between words to make the apes’ sentences flow better are truly clutch
They should get howtobasic to throw the packages at them 🤣
Chad messin with the turntable was great lol we need a full set from him
lmao ong
and im drinking alone to this, this is what my life is now.
why is the patreon 90 grand
13:33 the alcohol was so strong it knocked the Aussie straight out of Chad
Chad having too much fun breaking the needle of that record player
The amount of effort that gets put into a .5 second edit is so insane I love it
8:55 Glad to see Chad finally find something he's good at
I keep replaying the fart jar moment, I'm in tears, my sides hurt from laughing this much 😭😂
16:46 - seeing that pixel art styled bead art immediately reminded me of when Max used to do Mail Time vids of his own and he had a bunch of them stuck on the wall behind him.
Good ol' days...
10:35 man i love Chad🤣
For a man in the service I must say that that is the most accurate food critic of the M.R.E meal I have been able to witness
2:55 as a prior navy sailor myself, you really do only need that rock and some water, works like magic 😂😂😂
you guys dont eat MREs quit lying lmao
@@michaeltyler1191 tf you saying “you guys for” if you don’t believe I was in the military I don’t really care, but for you to sit here and judge knowing you haven’t served is a real dick move man, have a nice day.
@@michaeltyler1191 go back to being a drunk who comments on this channel
it feels like every time i start binge watching the old videos they upload a new one, thanks for having telepathic abilities guys!
You should binge-watch more often. 🙂
now this is an old video
Lets get this out onto a tray.
7:08 Love how the editor maintains the flow and vibe perfectly with the tunes.
Went from alcohol poisoning to food poisoning, Keeping it classy as always Cold Ones.
9:14 he LOVES destroying vinyls, this part really hurt to watch
As someone around since Max’s mail opening days, I am so excited for this format here!! ❤
I know this comment will be buried but anyone realized the sound in 16:12 is from the flash game Viridian Room?
I was crying of laughter from the jar 🤣🤣
Max has lost a great amount of respect from any military member for disrespecting the sacred MRE Jalapeño Cheese.
That’s the good shit
As someone that enjoys Vinyl’s it is painful to see how chad handels the record, im dead now
Anything fragile in the hands of Max or Chad makes me nervous
+1
i do understand you, i used to have a vast lp collection that was stolen from me. but even real dj scratching, with ball-style needle (not digging as much as a normal one) will damage records. Modern r&b and rap has been created over a solid fundation of dudes destroying their lps to get those samples/ loops
sure you dont need to do it anymore, but it is a nice reminder that lps where used for their quality over tape and abundance of them. cassettes where not suitable replacements due to quality of playback being suferior to lp, and when the cd came out in 1982 it was originally too expensive for the common folk, and it would take a while for pricing to start going down.
Now we treat them as collectables. im not saying "destroy never take care of your lp" but they are just another way to own your music. the importance comes from the music. i find it ironic when collectors have a crossley and no intention of upgrading. if only they knew how good a proper amp and speakers can make an lp sound with a good cartridge.
@@qwertpoiuy430 you can have equipment designed to do that, but with a normal needle (i don’t know the English word for „Tonabnehmer“) its poison, especially the dropping down hard on the vinyl kills me
Only thing they could have done to make it worse is leaning the vinyl against a heater
I was looking for this comment...
The close up of max saying egg 😂🤣
that unique feeling of seeing a new cold ones upload,fr it gotta be one of the best experience
Every day we get a little closer to Max and Chad appearing on a GMM episode.
its in my daily prayers
I would love to see Rhett & Link shake in their boots by having Max & Chad on. In a perfect world. 😅
That’s not going to happen bro lmao GMM is more family friendly so they won’t have them on their channel 😂😂💀 sorry to burst your bubble but bffr 😂
I dying from laughing so hard that was some of the best build up to a prank like that ive ever seen it couldn't have gone better if you tried.
The scratching was a top tier first time attempt
14:00 around there when he mewed my cat mewed back loll
Let's get this out onto a tray....nice.
Hmmk!
This is genuinely funny to watch since I had to eat these throughout basic training, I can say now these aren't that bad solid 5/10 and the snacks are better than the actual meals.
Dude I couldn’t keep my composure after the fart in a jar I lost it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
18:40 got me rolling LMAOOOO
The editing is so good. Amazing video!
It’s gotta be really cool to see what you sent get opened on this show
I love these unboxing videos!! Keep it up
Hell yeah! Keep the Aussie banter coming in lads! Love your stuff.
Boogers
Wow guys, the fanmail really blew out of the park this time! All Great items! The cardridge, the LP. Awesomeee
the jar bit has me cryingggg
Shoutout to the editors they really make these videos solid gold
This is my favorite channel as well, you guys are the gold standard
The editing is TOP NOTCH!
The editing on this was sharp as always!
I really like it when their videos aren’t over edited every 3 seconds 😊😊
One of the funniest cold ones in a while. I laughed so hard.
Surprised he didn’t fully finish reading the instructions on the heating packet it actually says to place against “a rock or something” 😂
Kinda nostalgic use to love watching maxs package opening videos back in the day
Also, been loving the random “Tim and Eric” editing homages
As someone who eats those very often I can agree that MRE's are surprisingly good. Some can get tiring after eating them over and over and they all start tasting the same but after a long day of work they can really hit the spot.
18:15 that hurts bro. A still sealed, mint condition retro gaming product, and mans just slices it open. That thing woulda made a great collectible.
I get Soo excited and happy when I see a new video, keep it up you guys!❤
Golden video edits. Hats off to the editors as always.
this will be a banger
The editing style is getting better and better, don't think there are any others on yt that does it like you guys do
I love when they open boxes fans are sending
“This is like a meal for an army” why yes I think it is