Why would you post this? Ep 2
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- čas přidán 17. 12. 2021
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I just ate money in a vid 💪💰💵
@@Muscleman8562 yum
Noel, where tf are the SOCAL shows bro?!?! wb the locals man :(
Get that bag
boooooo vpns are undercoating boooo shill
Lmao if you are trying to guilt trip people into getting back together with you by sending crying videos, I feel like it’s kind of on you when that shit backfires
fr
@PeRFeCT IMPeRFeCTiON let’s not victim blame love. Manipulation is manipulation for a reason
That person’s ex could’v just heard him out and then decide for herself what was best for her, but she chose to publicly humiliate him as well. That was just cruel for cruelty’s sake. Treacherous
@@soulrpower3031 nah man manipulative pieces of shi deserve to get humiliated. Maybe next time he'll remember not to guilt trip someone into relationships. I'd definitely post that crying gif everywhere
@@HumeAnn yup. Also whos saying she didnt *already* hear him out and decide...? Theyre already broken up im pretty sure that means shes done her deciding.
Noel’s videos are meant to be watched while shitting, not eating.
Lmao facts, I watch most CZcams on the pot
FAX no printa
Bro fax I'm on the toilet rn
Truest comment in this bitch 😅
I’m shitting rn lmao
Only Noel can get me hyped to mock human suffering
let's give thanks to the germans for inventing the term "schadenfreude".
@@manboy4720 Gern geschehen.
LMAOO
Noel & Cody did - I miss those. I miss their combined energy
*human stupidity
That guy crying about the Twitter thing got me howling bc not only did she post it but she destroyed him with it too 💀
why would you post this?
Srsly don't send ppl crying videos 😂😂😂 like wtf is wrong with ppl
Honestly made me feel like he must've had it coming ngl
link?
Sounds like she didn’t respect the privacy of their relationship to share something as deeply personal as that with the masses. Poor guy, just tried to express his feels to his chick, and she made a spectacle of him. F’d up.
Noel forgot to say “👀” at the beginning of this one
It’s more of a 👁 👁
@@Josh-vl7qd or a 😒 or 😏
he doesn't need to anymore.
@@muthsera1152 why not? I need it
@@DabossJP64 No you don't. You know what you have to do
Everytime he says, "that's not funny" I bust out laughing man
every single time
Every time something tragic/unfortunate happens to someone but it’s kinda funny I imagine Noel saying “bits not funny, don’t laugh” and it makes the whole thing so much funnier it’s seriously affecting my life. Last week a friend told me that they’re cousin was in a motorcycle accident and needed to get skin from their butt sewn onto their cheek and I couldn’t help but think “haha assface” the urge to laugh amplified tenfold when the image of Noel saying “that’s not funny, don’t laugh” came into my mind. I have not spoken to that friend ever since
@@rigatonilegend4463 oh my God 😂😂😂
That's not funny, don't laugh
@@rigatonilegend4463 aint no fucking way I am crying, ass face sounds about right
I came looking for this comment while shittng myself laughing
picturing an old woman spread eagle in a bowling locker room is not how I wanted to start my day. thanks noel
that's funny, because that's always how I start my days
I'm ending my day on it.
Hitting her with that Wolfpack grip son! Thats just too dammmmnnnnn ssswwwwwweeeeeeeeetttttt!
This makes a lot more sense when you actually watch the video 😩😭
45 is old?
8:13 the impact font translations of Noel's strange noises is my favorite running gag of all time
I don’t have words to explain how much it gets me laughing when those come up. It’s like the best closed captions to date 😂 the editor should charge streaming networks to do their “Odd sound closed captions”
It really is great
it STILL makes me giggle everytime
my fav is when he goes "yk what they say... dayswant." then stares into the camera w a blank smile
“…farthe”
Noel gatekeeping and shaming random internet goons is one of the funniest things on the platform
lmao yeah being toxic is way cool
@@MK_ULTRA420 he’s not being toxic
@@madelinefrericks2092 k, racist
@@MK_ULTRA420 nah i dont think its toxic. its clowning on people who purposely share their most embarrassing L online. Folks are too comfortable on these apps today.
@@mcnoodles3010 You don't think it's toxic because you are toxic.
my last name is Dingle, and everytime he said "dingleberry" my whole body twitched. everytime i meet a new person they think that nickname is the funniest thing ever, and im like i have copped this since the whom.
DINGLE 😭😭😭
I feel the same way about my first name. Cooper. It’s the same thing. Every damn time.
Cooper the Pooper Scooper.
Damn dingle, that’s crazy
Why would you post this?
Change your last name bro
I secure these in my "Watch Later" until I have to take a dump and then watch them.
Lol genius. gonna start doing that
Crazy I’m actually taking a dump right now
@@reikobottero1499 lmao same
I would do the same if it weren’t that women don’t poop😩
@@dannysanchez8897 you guys were doing every Internet forum's most frequent pastime: dookie bonding. it's when two people both on the same site & possibly even the same page acknowledge that they're shitting simultaneously. dookie bonds are kindred spirits, bc there's nothing more intimate than synced digestive tracts 🤞🏾🙏🏾💩💩
As an 18 year old, Spotify really can be the determining factor on if I swipe right on tinder or not
Honestly same. If all I see on their Spotify list is Ed Sheeran, Imagine Dragons, 21 Pilots and Ariana Grande, I’m swiping the fuck out of left.
same here, 21yo
@@Edible_Kittens Listen 21 pilots can slide, they actually good
Brb removing Death Grips from my Spotify
@@MK_ULTRA420 Wait Death Grips fucking slaps though. That’s a yes from me.
freud is lighting one up for himself in his grave rn good lord
@S O F I A 𝑟𝑒𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑑 ✨
His theory has long been rebuked I don't know why people are still trying to use this excuse for their creppy feelings its all them not some psychological phenomenon. If you ever read why Freud really came up with that theory in that time you'll want to throw up for three days.
Just know that rich people have been paying of people for a loong time to get away with crazy things.
@@rene3759 It’s just his theory, that’s the point. Studied it in psych and there is some validity behind it
Frrrrrrr
@@rene3759 1) a theory cannot be rebuked, thats why its a theory 2) people who repeat that old story about freud coming up with this theory for shady motives have clearly never read his work or any of his critics, and only read some social media post talking about it. You can dislike the dudes work but at least use valid arguments against him. 3) "creepy feelings"? damn I sure hope you never decide to become a therapist lmao
Different kind of pain when the abrupt ending is the actual ending
Does anyone know what the rest of the quote was??
@@fayz-dayz goldn shower
Noel's voice has matured to level 8 ASMR. I am pleasantly sleepy watching people implode.
He can narrate people eating goat shit and I'd clutch my teddy bear and fall right asleep
i bet people have a great time talking w him on the phone
I thought I was the only one
it’s so 🤭
"get it, he's got game cause there's games on her phon- you get the joke"
Nah Uncle Noel, I don't know if anyone came to that conclusion.
@emelia I thought we were done with the spamming days. Wonder how long this ones gonna last
I did🤓
whenever you speak in a fake ass british accent i loose my shit every time it’s so funny
porn bots love the accent apparently
Ahhh another Percy Jackson fan?!?!
@@helianthus2130 Annabeth my love :D
I like it when he shits on camera. The accents sum mid no 🧢
Dont eat during noels videos just a helpful tip
Too late. I'm already making some ravioli
No for real I’ve actually had to stop videos before 💀
thanks for lmk☝️
(eats fervently) we going down, fellas,
thankfully this was the top comment
Can’t imagine using the bowling ball grease as lube. Can’t imagine the yeast infection that would cause 😬
They too old to care lol
She don’t know what’s good or bad! He doesn’t eat it!
The grease is likely from the actual lanes of the bowling alley. In bowling each lane has a distinct pattern of grease put on at the start of it for technical sport reasons. So they might be accumulating grease on their fingers from touching the balls that roll around on the lane grease.
That animal had two fucking knives sticking out of its face and dude thought he'd make friends
The pillow behind the bed guy could have so easily gotten away with it if he just said "I don't like how the bed creaks whenever I move, it's annoying, so I put the pillow there to stop it moving so much when I turn over"
Thank you, might need this one day
Most parents arent dumb as hell tho
@@ariadne888 No, you won’t.
Lmao the dude is my friend…that prolly didn’t even cross his mind to even say that 😭🤣
@@mildintensity5052 I swear this is is the type of thing that I would have actually used the pillow for but parents wouldn't believe me haha
the pillow on his headboard guy is so very high that’s amazing
I don’t get it, do you mind explaining? 😭
@@HeyRae so the headboard doesn’t smack against the wall and make noise when the do the deed
@@reginaldqurst9064 Ohhh thanks lol
dying to know what that girl wanted to call her dad about that actually left noel speechless
they scroll down a bit so you can see for a sec, the whole thing is: When your drink starts tasting like "maybe I should call my dad to tell him I dreamed we were fucking when I was 13"
@@lilymorgan9787 omg thank u I have the attention span of a fly and was watching in 2x speed so I missed the scroll hahahaha
@@lily-cq6lq you watch videos in 2* speed?
@@gabrielheard2287 no you watch videos in 240p
bro I wanna know what the tweet at the end said
"Does linking your Spotify really make a difference?" Yes, if a girl listens to nothing other than country music, that's a hard pass.
The racist. *Vine thud*
or religious praise songs
Well, it’s pop country aka nickel back with a twang and maybe a fiddle. That’s a hard no.
I'd avoid girl that listens to deftones, those girls would kill someone
@@aryasenaputra3226 that's the opposite of a red flag, I'd say take me now 😩
noel has the best editor fullstop.
Shoutout Noah
he's got his own channel and he's funny af, u should check him out (link in the desc)
except for the 9:04 mistake
to be fair though if the mom coming in to the room saying what is that pillow for, she knows, the dad knows, everybody knows, just say sex. its gonn be less awkward
I don't get why parents need to air out their kids business like this.
The look and expression on Noel's face between 12:10 and 12:40 made me laugh so hard i almost choked
Greatest editing ever, definitely blurred the bad part
@@crabdipp889 I don’t think it was blurred on purpose I think it was the camera refocusing because he moved a lot
@chocochipatheart i think they didnt censor it in editing, the white boxes are added in yts editor to probably fix an age restriction so thats why they are unprecise and dont move with the bg picture
@chocochipatheart ohh
you can see Noel's soul leaving his body
12:14 I’m all for the world being more open and stopping pointless taboo but sis should’ve really taken that one to the grave
@@karin6395 @FBI
Used to have a "sour leaf" plant that I would secretly eat leaves from. Turns out cats like to piss on that plant (probably the other plants too but I only ate from that one)
MARISSA PLEASE-
OH NO!!! I used to call those Lemonade plants and kids at recess would all make salads with them 🥺🤢
😭😭
Oh my gosh I'm so sorry
@@brirader3621 STOP
Damn, 12:15 is probably the first time I've seen Noel left speechless
I was really confused about the pillow till he explained it. I thought she was hiding somewhere there and covering her face with the pillow, I don't know 🤷
lol its ok me too
same, I thought she was in the pillow's cover sheet or whatever those are called lol
In my house my parents have taught us to say WHATEVER we feel. Your humor is how my parents raised me and my brothers. We was taught that life is to short to cry so find a joke in anything. Is it a win probably not but it’s damn sure not a loss.
@@karin6395 wtf
What I've learned so far in life is "try to have fun in your life and everything's fine as long as it's not hurting or involving anyone else"
12:23 I can't tell if he was laughing or crying.
3:25 he should've just said with a blank stare "yea I was having sex" and that would've ended the interaction right away + making the situation even funnier
but why does the pillow indicate sex?! please, help! i dont get it...
never mind....he explains it RIGHT AFTER...my god am i stupid
That wouldve been disrespectful as hell wtf
@@mildintensity5052 why is that disrespectful? Having sex isnt disrespectul. Answering a question truthfully isnt either...
@@DrBonesFolo Have you ever had a parent? Saying "Yeah, i fucked this chick right under yalls nose." Would be mad weird
Omg I missed Noel so much he came back with a banggggg
Didnt expect this many electra complex ones this episode
LMAO
The worst thing is the elctra complex has looong been debunk so I don't know why people still try to push this I'm attracted to my dad it's soooo natural lol. no sis. It's not. Get help.
If peope knew why Freud make the electra complex theory they'd decidedly chose guys the exact opposite of their dad in every way lol.
The story behind it is messed up so maybe I shouldn't rewrite lol.
@@rene3759 Freud was the original sicko
@@rene3759 ?????? freud didnt come up with the electra complex theory, that was carl jung, with whom freud disagreed. Please read a book bro, you are everywhere in the comments and you obviously have no idea what youre talking about nor have you ever touched a psychology book. Seriously, it just makes you look ridiculous.
THE WARTHOG ONE HAS ME LOSING MY FUCKING MIND
I am absolute trash at bowling, and I'm a lesbian, so no complaints here.
Woah same! I like this correlation
Thought I'd journey into the comments while watching, now I'm deeply confused.
Same
I disagree, Noel. The metal bedframe is the loudest. My wooden one does hit the wall, nothing the same pillow to the wall trick can’t fix, but that metal frame was so unforgiving
hi noel, i actually met my ex because of spotify on tinder! i wouldnt have matched with him, but we had the same band as our tinder anthem (cake-- i had short skirt/long jacket, he had rock n roll lifestyle). we dated for 2 years and moved in together... but he turned out to be a domestic abuser. not a happy ending but i can testify that it definitely has an effect lol
I’m so sorry you went through that with your ex. And yeah I’d definitely atleast be interested if someone had that song up, the band Cake is rad
@@KiDoesMusic aw tysm 😭 it's kinda a cynical song, in hindsight probably a red flag lol
@@violet..violet..
Cake is awesome!!! And I prefer your choice (or "Never There", or "Love you madly") than his. Very sorry he turned out that way, hope you're well. 🍰 💙
I know this is from ages ago but I had a partner that liked short skirt/long jacket and turns out he was a master gaslighter so in a weird way, thank you for making me feel seen 🥲
“What are you doing standing on one knee trying to talk to Pumba” 😂😂😂
Um just a heads up to people who think wild animals are like your cat and dog at home: they're not
Wart hogs or any wild boars can be really effin mean and split you open with their tusks and teeth. Trust me. Get up high where they can't reach you like a tree or something
fr its like mfs don't know what the word "domesticated" means. a wolf or a wildcat could tear you up, your dog or cat don't because they were specifically bred to be your friend.
@@leix7 And raised. If a dog isnt raised by humans its just a small wolf.
@@albinopolarbear8229 I guess, but you could still tame it, and it would be easier to gain its trust since it's bred to bond with humans. Definitely not for inexperienced dog owners, though that goes without saying for a lot of troubled dogs anyway.
@@albinopolarbear8229 Vastly different, they're instinctually inclined to like/trust us unless past abused. Dogs are mini wolves in the same way chickens are mini raptors, generally close but very altered details for human lifestyles
12:12 good job blurring
I ate a penny when I was a kid and I told my mom "I am now worth one cent!" All proud about it, she was concerned to say the least.
My toxic trait is thinking that the boar would definitely let me pet it despite it charging that man 😔
fr, maybe his vibes were just off 😩 I'm different
Tbh- the guy who sent a crying video to his gf to emotionally manipulate her into getting back with him? He deserved it. Or worse tbh- he deserved worse-
They recommend linking your tinder with other social media profiles because it helps verify that you're real and not a catfish. That would actually boost your chances of getting swiped right on
You are my favorite creator for when I’m hungover. Your videos are simple with no yelling or over editing. You are chill and funny.
You have a really good point here, I don't drink anymore but I watch YT at night when people are sleeping in the next room and really appreciate Noel for this exact reason.
about your tinder comment; music taste definitely sways my right/left swipes on dating apps, like someone could be a 6 and have good music taste and that’s equal to a 8
Honestly, a good 40% of the girls in my area have fcking Luke Combs as their favourite artist. That's an *immediate* left for me. It's the equivalent of a white guy posing with a fish and having their truck as a facebook profile picture.
Nothing wrong with any of that, I just think that's boring af.
But matching music taste is a must for me.
L
@@soulgazer11 if i see a girls favorite song is from AJR that’s my personal sign, u can usually tell if girl is conservative without the music taste being a factor bc they’ll prob have a picture of them riding a horse
The small "ah!" at 4:01 makes me laugh every single time
obsessed with the idea of a 45 year old being interpreted as a dirty geriatric man
It said they were martied for 45 years. I wad confused at first too
He's been married for 45 years, he's probably at least 65+ no?
Yeah I thought the same first but it reads married for 45 years so yeah that makes them at least 60+
Noel: "it's not funny"
*Noel 10 seconds later* *chuckles*
my sister’s husband calls you her “boyfriend” asks where “the guy she dreams about” is whenever she watches someone other than you on youtube. So pretty much my brother in law thinks you’re dreamy lol
To be fair to tinder, I've been on the fence and then immediately swiped right on a girl based on her Spotify being fire
my mans asking if connecting your spotify to your tinder account does anything and its basically the only thing giving me replies
Noel, please don't ever say "Browse the internet RAW" again. Lol. I can even describe the feeling from that phrase.
That one time I didn't skip a ad it was actually hilarious
Noel back at it with the freshest analogies
Noel's mustache is giving me really strong Velcro vibes in this video and I feel like I have to get these feelings out somewhere
3:42 ..who he bringin over with no sheet on💀
He had to clean the mess g 💀🤧
i'm 25 and honestly got more swipes bc of my spotify! it's a good conversation starter when yall have the same music taste
I never even thought daughters could ever think of their dad in that way ever. My reality has been shattered.
judging by the thumbnail this is gonna be fucking WILD.
Love 6:58 because one of my exes pulled that shit when I broke up with him. Sent it while he was with family and everything. I was crying too, then! Because of laughter. I mocked him with my friends. Viciously. Anyway, later on found out on CHRISTMAS that he had cheated on me (didn't even know when I broke up with him!) and had, after I broke up with him, PROPOSED to his other girl!! Contacted her and ruined that marriage before it could even begin
Proud of you friend 👏👏
"Four Loko maybe"
I’m dead 12:27
got really high and watched this and it helped me chill out thanks cody
RIP to freud you would have loved this channel
What Noel doesn't know is how many likes I've gotten on dating apps because they show TMG as one of my top artists on Spotify
I love it when he goes “stop laughing 👁👄👁”
The little “ahhh” always kills me😂😂
something about noel saying "you know that's forever right" cracks me up everytime
I love that you're going in Indy! It's my hometown but I'm not there so I can't go but it's nice to see someone actually stopping there for once.
I’m so sad your Vancouver shows sold out, I was just about to get tickets :( I hope you come again in 2023❤️
I’ve definitely had people match with me and start conversations based on my Spotify artists on Tinder.
Just got tickets to one of your SF shows, hella excited to see you live for the first time
I really wanna try a golden shower but my bf need to drink more water first or ima be lookin like two face from Batman, lol 13:58
Christ 😂
I love the thumbnails. It’s just Noel just giving you that look of “really bro?”😂
Noel's voice tones really hits those brown notes while I'm in the shitter
Thanks noel
STRIKE throughout the video has me dead every time 😂😂
Please do a part 3 😭😭 this was so funny, because I’ve seen a few of these and thought “ why tf would you post this-“
Noel: *Stop laughing*
Narrator: "But he couldn't."
13:33
Yes, I am Snow White.
I’ve pet a bumble bee
3:34 is the longest I think I've ever seen Noel smile consecutively. You relate hard to that clip my friend?
thank you so much for adding omaha to your tour. see you in february 💯🔥
I finally found the man that created the bowling ball treatment
I bought a ticket for your Phoenix show and I thought it was a week after the date and missed it. Honestly made me depressed but it’s okay, one day I’ll see you live
Bro I cannot watch you while I’m eating, I nearly choked to death because I’m laughing so hard
watching this with food poisoning. pray for me
I hope you're better already!
Actually attaching your Spotify on your tinder is very helpful. For me, if someone has a song by a white country singer who has said the n word recently, I immediately swipe left. Thins the herd highkey
Love you dad
helicopter helicopter
The gleam in Noel’s eyes when he said strike! lol
When he said “let’s hope I never have a kid” and stared into the cameras soul I couldn’t relate more.
After the bowling Cody and Noel do the 9:14 hits different…
right like he warned us…
Noel’s ‘back with another banger 🤙’
Omgggg definetly gonna see you in houston!!! Im so excitedd!!! 💖😁
yyaass have fun
6:44 dude I would swipe right so fast if someone had the same music taste as me. Hasn’t happened yet, love the clash and built to spill type shit
That's what I needed this Sunday evening
“No drink…. Well fourloko maybe” 😂😂😂😂
11:08 we’ve all had dreams similar to this. The morning after just feels weird and you want the day to be over already so you can say “that was yesterday’s me”
No, I don’t think we all do Ryan.
Who the hell is “we”, brother 🧐
Why would you post this
The first time I can confidently say, "nah, that's just you"