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  • čas přidán 22. 11. 2021
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  • @izadoranowina-sapinski2237
    @izadoranowina-sapinski2237 Před 2 lety +5763

    if these are the deleted tweets imagine the drafts that couldn't even be posted

    • @pixiestxNyomouf
      @pixiestxNyomouf Před 2 lety +135

      Noel ain't no p***y. He delete but he don't draft 🤣

    • @jayjay24155
      @jayjay24155 Před 2 lety +4

      That last tweet was fire tho💥💥
      ...literally😈

    • @jcdenton7273
      @jcdenton7273 Před 2 lety

      @@user-zz5tc8wo2b thank you bot very nice

  • @biancawashi5285
    @biancawashi5285 Před 2 lety +3158

    There’s no bad Noel tweets there’s just tweets that are ahead of their time

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 Před 2 lety +23

      Streets ahead

    • @KURRDA
      @KURRDA Před 2 lety +11

      @@lauratroy13 my favourite measurement of time, streets

    • @castor5810
      @castor5810 Před 2 lety +4

      the world just isn’t ready for noel’s tweets

    • @muneebs6933
      @muneebs6933 Před 2 lety +4

      @@lauratroy13 if you have to ask then you're streets behind

    • @A_Random_Rat
      @A_Random_Rat Před rokem

      Entropy

  • @chicforless
    @chicforless Před 2 lety +2324

    noel forgetting april 22nd isn’t known for being « 2 days after 4/20 » but rather earth day

    • @MrMDevis
      @MrMDevis Před 2 lety +210

      4/22 is 4/20 too

    • @meanpeen1746
      @meanpeen1746 Před 2 lety

      wat

    • @shamstam
      @shamstam Před 2 lety +21

      @@meanpeen1746 wordplay because "two", and "too" sound similar

    • @Cripjoy
      @Cripjoy Před 2 lety +19

      @@shamstam sound the exact same actually

    • @chrismaz22
      @chrismaz22 Před 2 lety +5

      this shit made me laugh out loud

  • @chouzetsu8822
    @chouzetsu8822 Před 2 lety +2219

    "I should not have tweeted this" and then the video is him explain why it was a good on point tweet

  • @DISCUSSTING
    @DISCUSSTING Před 2 lety +4824

    He's right, he IS my favorite tennis ball.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 2 lety +1

      Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear a

    • @readmyprofiledont5060
      @readmyprofiledont5060 Před 2 lety

      Don't read my name';;'&"';""&

    • @topfloorexec
      @topfloorexec Před 2 lety +10

      i had an ad for tennis before the video wtf

    • @ceceliacellini4656
      @ceceliacellini4656 Před 2 lety +3

      no, he’s MY favorite tennis ball

    • @Freffie
      @Freffie Před 2 lety +5

      @@readmyprofiledont5060 ok🤷‍♂️

  • @ryebread8685
    @ryebread8685 Před 2 lety +51

    One of my favorite deleted tweets of his is "lesbians learn the word sapphic and start putting flowers on their strap." That was the tweet that made me realize he was a true ally

  • @WeirdAlShankaBitch
    @WeirdAlShankaBitch Před 2 lety +844

    Making that “am I thirty?” joke on Cody’s birthday is savage.

  • @prodsamuelalvey3854
    @prodsamuelalvey3854 Před 2 lety +2336

    I just want somebody to look at me the way Noel looks at you when he wants you to like the vid

  • @codymenesini5102
    @codymenesini5102 Před 2 lety +5768

    I’m not gay but I would definitely develop romantic and sexual feelings for Noel, get married and raise a family with him.

  • @mogerdotexe8073
    @mogerdotexe8073 Před 2 lety +211

    I wish he mentioned his deleted tweet that went something along the lines of, "Lesbians learn what 'sapphic' means and then put flowers on their strap." As a lesbian, I think about it all the time

  • @DJGURR
    @DJGURR Před 2 lety +117

    I’ve never heard of a butthole being referred to as a “balloon knot” but dammit it is now

  • @AJVenom123
    @AJVenom123 Před 2 lety +252

    Noel looks more HD than real life.... its kinda like he's just a floating head talking to me in my room... im trippin

    • @mqnm
      @mqnm Před rokem +5

      Bro was high af

    • @dannikahanson3964
      @dannikahanson3964 Před rokem

      tell me you were in the clouds without telling me you were in the clouds

  • @mole4420
    @mole4420 Před 2 lety +249

    I respect tf out of this video premise. I hate to frame it like this but we really should normalize deeming our own thoughts ignorant and redacting them after further critical consideration.

  • @stressedariesmood
    @stressedariesmood Před 2 lety +357

    I have one of those nugget pillows & it has literally just sat in the corner of a room for a year lmao

    • @dionstewart7394
      @dionstewart7394 Před 2 lety +12

      Madisson Ball, you've definitely smashed that nugg pillow at least once on the low...... 😂

    • @stressedariesmood
      @stressedariesmood Před 2 lety +18

      @@dionstewart7394 it lives in my brother’s room now 😳

    • @dionstewart7394
      @dionstewart7394 Před 2 lety +29

      @@stressedariesmood oh yeah he's definitely smashed that sexy ass nugget pillow.

    • @AKidNamedAlan
      @AKidNamedAlan Před 2 lety +3

      Same

  • @mrawesome4753
    @mrawesome4753 Před 2 lety +359

    Unfortunately he’s not lying about the food channels

  • @chrisco9826
    @chrisco9826 Před 2 lety +119

    I find it fascinating how someone has dedicated part of their life to taking screenshot’s of Noel’s tweets. Like they could be at work, then all of a sudden they get a noti and stop what they’re doing

  • @WisdomCap
    @WisdomCap Před 2 lety +391

    Noel just tweets from the soul, really.

  • @FW25
    @FW25 Před 2 lety +148

    The Face ID one was a classic how did he delete that

  • @Enigmatic_Lurker
    @Enigmatic_Lurker Před 2 lety +63

    Honestly, it's not even fair how attractive this guy is while talking about the unifying nature of fart sound effects. Some people just don't know how to turn off the charm.

  • @sydneysmall5315
    @sydneysmall5315 Před 2 lety +31

    The foodie guys one being censored should have stayed up that shit had me dying

  • @erthrise8974
    @erthrise8974 Před 2 lety +695

    I imagine that 10 years of listening to drake would feel a lot like living in a time capsule then when you’d stop you realize it was all just a dream

    • @dakotalenzi7630
      @dakotalenzi7630 Před 2 lety

      Sounds like you need an ambulance called to help you detox………………..

    • @user-vy2hz6fl6x
      @user-vy2hz6fl6x Před 2 lety +3

      No one asked but I’m only 14 but I’ve been listening to drake for 11 years just because my step dad is fan of him . My impression of certain songs change as I get older and my impression on drake definitely shifts as I age too. Doesn’t just feel like a time capsule but more like going through a collection of different memories while listening to each(older)song .

  • @reagansmith9509
    @reagansmith9509 Před 2 lety +192

    i love watching him laugh at his own tweets

  • @MovableFormula
    @MovableFormula Před 2 lety +196

    The lack of music really allows me to feel all of the emotions of Noel reflecting on simpler times

  • @drewdryden3591
    @drewdryden3591 Před 2 lety +30

    Grimes lived in the same building when she went to the same school that I attend now and the night stewards said both she and her room smelled disgusting 24/7.

  • @bankrupt_batman
    @bankrupt_batman Před 2 lety +50

    Sometimes I think you delete tweets thinking "ah fuck it, I'll make this into content later". I'm not complaining. I think its genius.

  • @sydneecheatum2718
    @sydneecheatum2718 Před 2 lety +199

    If I didn’t know who noel was and saw some of these tweets on my timeline I’d wonder if he was okay…like actually.

  • @billybobphansucks
    @billybobphansucks Před 2 lety +49

    he tweeted “i’m going to fuck the earth” on earth day so i actually think he should’ve kept that one

  • @dona7.
    @dona7. Před 2 lety +85

    Honestly the drake comparison to COD was pretty damn spot on. Genius as always sir

  • @thegreyladm8547
    @thegreyladm8547 Před 2 lety +46

    I just remembered that Noel is 32 and it makes me laugh everytime

  • @bonchokey
    @bonchokey Před 2 lety +5

    2:56 wasnt too bad , april 22 is earth day

  • @leannwarkentin4055
    @leannwarkentin4055 Před 2 lety +147

    this man has us so conditioned to like that there's already 22 likes and no views

  • @monolithus4064
    @monolithus4064 Před 2 lety +83

    All of these jokes are more original and funny than a Cody Ko comment section

  • @Laila-ey3on
    @Laila-ey3on Před 2 lety +52

    Noels deleted tweets have the same energy as wet socks but in a good way

  • @kelseykreppel
    @kelseykreppel Před 2 lety +11

    The fact that Noel said “I’ll fuck the earth” on earth day

  • @fdsajfldaskjf
    @fdsajfldaskjf Před 2 lety +13

    "I'm gonna f*ck the earth" has the same energy as Eggman pissing on the moon.

  • @ge9575
    @ge9575 Před 2 lety +7

    i think a video i would love to watch would be noel trying to justify his google search history

  • @niccosta
    @niccosta Před 2 lety +14

    “entropy” fucking killed me should’ve stayed up

  • @TheSagaris2
    @TheSagaris2 Před 2 lety +453

    I’m not kidding when I say that I would gladly sit on Noel’s face. Big love for this man x

  • @smilph
    @smilph Před 2 lety +54

    “haha that’s enough internet for today” - someone who’s never seen Perverse Family

    • @colebrunswick3015
      @colebrunswick3015 Před 2 lety +5

      Why was I so curious, why does this exist, who sent you

    • @liyahliyah694
      @liyahliyah694 Před 2 lety

      @@colebrunswick3015 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @smilph
      @smilph Před 2 lety +3

      @@colebrunswick3015 LMFAO Cody & Noel talked about Perverse Family at last week’s live bonus podcast on Patreon, it was a hilarious bit but also disgusting. Noel had Cody react to it live

    • @colebrunswick3015
      @colebrunswick3015 Před 2 lety

      @@smilph 😂

    • @James-ft4kd
      @James-ft4kd Před 2 lety

      I’m curious but honestly I don’t think I wanna know after I got curious about Mr.hands….

  • @StarSparrowTarot
    @StarSparrowTarot Před 2 lety +60

    Noel: “This channel is just one big journal, and y’all get to read it.”
    Me: “haha well that’s enough Internet for today.”

  • @Itsnicolelive
    @Itsnicolelive Před 2 lety +23

    Why didn’t I get an awkwardly long silent stare at the beginning saying “you know what to do” :(

  • @turdlee
    @turdlee Před 2 lety +28

    you should do a series of tweets that are still up, but should be deleted.

  • @thenoelmiller
    @thenoelmiller  Před 2 lety +39

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    • @venusviolet3228
      @venusviolet3228 Před 2 lety +4

      but im far

    • @slonismo
      @slonismo Před 2 lety +13

      Your comment got buried on your own video homie lmaooo

    • @frostedsnow7634
      @frostedsnow7634 Před 2 lety +4

      my man you forgot to pin the comment LOL

    • @xndrxx0
      @xndrxx0 Před 2 lety

      cutie patito

    • @venusviolet3228
      @venusviolet3228 Před 2 lety

      @@frostedsnow7634 maybe he saw my first reply and didn't want to pin it anymore... it's understandable..

  • @kentendo65
    @kentendo65 Před 2 lety +31

    I just want to see what the viewer retention graph looks like in his analytics whenever he spams that diarrhea sound effect

  • @Andrew-su6hb
    @Andrew-su6hb Před 2 lety +70

    The GameStop tweet was funny because there was a huge incident where people were being disallowed from selling their stock, and they likely had to sell the contracts for significantly less.

  • @elliechester3654
    @elliechester3654 Před 2 lety +139

    I am always ready to watch Noel

  • @windows95pro48
    @windows95pro48 Před 2 lety +12

    That joke about being 30 at 9:15 is totally directed at cody's bday vid

  • @amilajayawardhana189
    @amilajayawardhana189 Před 2 lety +40

    Noel out here talking bout being desensitized on the internet after getting got by Margot Robbie's feet lol

  • @jesserodriguez7526
    @jesserodriguez7526 Před 2 lety +37

    That drake one was a beautifully executed joke

  • @bitticlan
    @bitticlan Před 2 lety +20

    I sincerely hope you never stop tweeting and then deleting your tweets, these videos are hysterical.

  • @davidk7439
    @davidk7439 Před 2 lety +25

    I really wish he kept the Mr. Hands tweet up. It's not only just got great fuckin' dril-type energy, but it's also true as hell.
    I'll see those comments under videos of people maybe...fighting at a GameStop or something, and people treat that as the worst, most unholy point of social media, as if LiveLeak didn't exist for a decade and a half or something.

  • @Gakupo1Kamui
    @Gakupo1Kamui Před 2 lety +98

    at this point i just like the video as soon as it starts

  • @gracelynn7216
    @gracelynn7216 Před 2 lety +19

    i felt targeted when he mentioned the essay due in 3 hours… currently working on an essay due in 5 hours

  • @liontoyou9518
    @liontoyou9518 Před 2 lety +93

    Why does Noel have the prettiest eye color ever I'm jealous :(

  • @rippilot2113
    @rippilot2113 Před 2 lety +4

    9:23 damn why you gotta do Cody like that

  • @cam6537
    @cam6537 Před 2 lety +6

    Mannnn the “am I 30?” Cody cried when he saw that I know it lmao

  • @jakeyancey1412
    @jakeyancey1412 Před 2 lety +8

    he's right though, my roommate moans when eating food and its really fucking weird, like he'll even do it around other people who don't know him, just makes everyone uncomfortable

  • @TheTylamo
    @TheTylamo Před 2 lety +2

    @9:00 that feeling when you realize you’ve been listening to Drake, Cole, Kendrick, Sean etc for 10 years really does hit different 🤣🤣🤣

  • @frickfrog6546
    @frickfrog6546 Před 2 lety +11

    me and my bf waking everyone up at 4am because we're making fart noises and laughing

  • @Nirmiti.
    @Nirmiti. Před 2 lety +7

    The tweet in the thumbnail wasn't bad whatsoever. Literally ANYONE would scroll past it without giving it a second thought.

  • @ThaSchwab
    @ThaSchwab Před 2 lety +8

    11:22 I definitely have a distinct memory of going to the bathroom at the zoo, walking past a kid who was doing this in a stall (door open), and thinking "oh yeah, I know how he's doing that"

  • @10oz10
    @10oz10 Před 2 lety +7

    Noel looking into the camera makes me feel like I’m forgetting something until I remember and panicedly like the video

  • @joshkw2328
    @joshkw2328 Před 2 lety +16

    I got barreled over the weekend, I can say the legend is true.

  • @sulaymandiambou4410
    @sulaymandiambou4410 Před 2 lety +10

    Noel somehow is able to get out 7th grade jokes but still make a quality video

  • @lexinretrograde3144
    @lexinretrograde3144 Před 2 lety +3

    i need to stop eating while i watch noel. i should’ve learned my lesson by now.

  • @darcval9430
    @darcval9430 Před 2 lety +5

    Noel you’re great. Just u talking seems so chill

  • @mancillamarie
    @mancillamarie Před 2 lety +10

    if i didn’t know noel and i saw these tweets i’d offer to pay for his therapy

  • @DanielGonzalez-tk8oc
    @DanielGonzalez-tk8oc Před 2 lety +4

    Got home after 15 hours working at the airport on this fine thanksgiving week, was on my last bite of food my mother had made for me, i made sure it was the best by ensuring the portions of the bite were extra big yet equal of everything, and as i was chewing you talked about mrhands, i looked it up while chewing, and it added the sourness to that bite that i needed, thank you

  • @jadefitzgerald906
    @jadefitzgerald906 Před 2 lety +6

    The only acceptable time to comment “that’s enough internet for today” is under Perverse Family

  • @ki5282
    @ki5282 Před 2 lety +15

    I love it when he roasts himself 😂

  • @mayonnaizzo
    @mayonnaizzo Před 2 lety +5

    Can't wait to see you in Austin Noel!!!

  • @fizm1949
    @fizm1949 Před 2 lety +4

    That Drake and Call of Duty analogy was on point.
    Also was the "Am I 30?" a Cody reference?

  • @MM-ou6yh
    @MM-ou6yh Před 2 lety +2

    greatest life hack is having noels twitter notifs on so you dont miss these beauties

  • @billybobphansucks
    @billybobphansucks Před 2 lety +4

    i’ve been trying to explain that feeling about drakes music for a year now and that COD reference was perfect

  • @olliebriggs7104
    @olliebriggs7104 Před 2 lety +28

    noel looks like he shaved with a pencil sharpener in this vid

  • @komputer_os
    @komputer_os Před 2 lety +5

    This video confirms that if Noel deletes tweets in the future, he's just hustling and saving it for content

  • @eljohnsonlyk
    @eljohnsonlyk Před 2 lety +1

    i’m so here for this series

  • @abdallahhammudi7919
    @abdallahhammudi7919 Před 2 lety +1

    really happy for you man and your success in comedy . hope to see a special from you one day.

  • @greenclawclip
    @greenclawclip Před 2 lety +10

    Because my sister bought 3 tickets for two different shows and cannot get her money back I’m going to get to see Noel twice 😌😌😌

    • @amazingful55
      @amazingful55 Před 2 lety +2

      Tell us how similar the shows are omg. I've thought about seeing multiple when he's near me but get worried about it being like a groundhog's day thing lol. I know he has a set he does obviously but yk

    • @greenclawclip
      @greenclawclip Před 2 lety +1

      @@amazingful55 He does tell the same jokes but he actually tells them in a different ways and sometimes adds additional stuff to those jokes than he did from the first show and also because it’s a different audience every night so he uses that to make new or additions to the jokes he’s telling. Downside you know the punchline to the jokes and the ending to the stories he’s telling but I still had a great time at both shows and was still crying laughing even though I knew the jokes. And honestly the second show was better than the first so I say take those two tickets

    • @amazingful55
      @amazingful55 Před 2 lety

      @@greenclawclip thank you so much!!

  • @kieranvarjavand
    @kieranvarjavand Před 2 lety +1

    4:27, damn Noel even went outta his way to film some b-roll for the ad read

  • @corydoesstuff6411
    @corydoesstuff6411 Před 2 lety +2

    Alright, that’s enough internet for today

  • @theraxy
    @theraxy Před 2 lety +4

    i actually kinda liked that the sun set. the lighting still looked great

  • @CrazyLexi95
    @CrazyLexi95 Před 2 lety +1

    8:53 why u calling me out??? sheeeesh lololol

  • @mikewallace9292
    @mikewallace9292 Před 2 lety

    I really got an ad for a 3.4 mil house in LA when in live in Texas on this vid. Noel congrats you doing something right

  • @blazebananacrusher5241
    @blazebananacrusher5241 Před 2 lety +3

    Bro that fucking alarm sound got me tweaking. I started stressing and I don’t even have anything to do right now 😂

  • @thiagorfreitas
    @thiagorfreitas Před 2 lety +8

    The part where he talked about listening to drake for 10 years hit way too close to home

  • @umachoww
    @umachoww Před 2 lety +6

    Noel is The gatekeeper of disturbing content in the internet

  • @ruthmeyou48
    @ruthmeyou48 Před 2 lety

    Please please please come to Nashville!

  • @rachwesty
    @rachwesty Před 2 lety

    Can't wait to see you in Phx in December!!

  • @LoveBubba
    @LoveBubba Před 2 lety +1

    December 2 is when my Amazon package gets here. So exciting day for a lot of people.

  • @kobemanning124
    @kobemanning124 Před 2 lety +6

    Update on my chicken nugget pillow: fucked

  • @talab703
    @talab703 Před 2 lety

    Man really your videos and your vibes make my weeks

  • @user-kz7dl3yx6i
    @user-kz7dl3yx6i Před 2 lety

    Been waiting for pt 2

  • @reaganhune9093
    @reaganhune9093 Před 2 lety +3

    Watching Noel’s videos always reminds me I need to pick up a dictionary every once in a while. Cuz man I gotta pause the video a million times to make sure I know wtf he talkin about💀

  • @lolitamolita5354
    @lolitamolita5354 Před 2 lety +2

    Yeah, so I sold my chicken nugget body pillow. Hopefully, it likes being drenched in someone else's sauces for a change.

  • @ICantSnipe88
    @ICantSnipe88 Před 2 lety

    The competition distance pissing hit fucking home. Thank you Noel for bringing back memories I thought I had forgotten.

  • @HeyNowMandy
    @HeyNowMandy Před 2 lety +1

    noel not realizing the earth tweet was on earth day but rather the significant "2 days after 420"

  • @zkg2023
    @zkg2023 Před 2 lety

    sad i can’t be in my home phx for the show but glad you’re goin there at least😂

  • @orbhitialhd4544
    @orbhitialhd4544 Před rokem

    Thanks for posting videos man, you make my smoke sessions much more enjoyable. Don’t expect u to see this just throwing it out there.

  • @vi5129
    @vi5129 Před 2 lety +8

    you should direct a feature cut of fartman. we need it. prove them wrong, uncle