Shane Gillis | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
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- čas přidán 15. 01. 2024
- Shane Gillis is a stand-up comedian and podcaster. He is the host of “Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast” along with comedian Matt McCusker, and co-created the sketch comedy series “Gilly and Keeves”. His latest special “Beautiful Dogs” is out now on Netflix.
Shane Gillis returns to This Past Weekend to chat about moving to Austin, the perils of hot air balloon rides, shady tunnel activity in NYC, the upside to arranged marriages, defensive vomiting, how he got Gabe Davis to do his iconic TD celebration, and more.
Shane Gillis: / shanemgillis
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The two comedic geniuses of our time have done it again.
just as the prophecy has foretold
Shane and Daniel Carver
Legends even.
these two and tim dillon are the trinity of comedy today.
Shane and Soder!
It's beautiful seeing 2 guys that beat Down syndrome, reach such high levels of success in comedy. Nothing could keep these guys down. Such an inspirational duo
Pair of down to earth syndromes more like
they are down for anything. like young joc its going down
They barely beat the syndrome bruh
nothin could keep these fellas down not even a slick pair of 21st chromosomes
Their syndrome is down but their money is up
“Oh look it’s an indentured servant and some quaaludes”
Fucking hell Theo 😂
Tramadol Now and Laters! LOL
Is that a my little pony? It’s a my little fentanyl
😂
@nickkerr5714 LMAO
I legit forgot how to breath, I was laughing so hard.
How did Eric Adams get a New Orleans accent?
If these guys don't get their own radio station in GTA 6 I don't want the game.
Just listen to their podcasts while you play like the rest of us
@@sebastianwhalin743right😂 ppl act like they can’t mute the game music and just play your playlist lmao
Literally nobody cares if you're going to get GTA 6 or not
Damn they really raked you over the coals lol, this fandoms gay😂
Yeah, i dont think he was serious. This boy LITERALLY gettin mad over a comment. Lmao @davelangford2439
“Cracker Barrel baptism” in response to a kid getting puked on at a Phillies game is one of the funniest throw away lines I’ve heard.
I'm still laughing about it a day after watching it. And the fat kid nick names had me in tears
“I don’t care, I’ll pet this girl” has me cackling
Came here to say this. His throwaways are funnier than most comics bits.
I'm so glad somebody else caught that, I was listening in my amazon van just dying
Is "tHrOwAwAy LiNe" the newest buzzword in the comedy scene? (For all the muck mucks that are going to say, "tHaT wOrD hAs bEeN aRoUnD a LoNg TiMe," that has nothing to do with it being a buzzword.)
Theo asking his homie to “Look up if I jinxed him or not“ has me crying
One of the best parts!
Theo is so funny it makes me mad sometimes lol
Loved that
It reminds me of when he tells young Jaime to bring up some help on JRe lol
Shanes expression watching the clip at 1:34:53 is so f'n funny.
I lost it at, "This is like Black clue" 😂
What's that behind your son's InvisiLine case? An indentured servant! 🤣😭 That was absolute gold.
In a different world Shane would be a great high school American history teacher lol and Theo a counselor 😂
Goated idea bro can you imagine the sketch possibilities 💀😂
Dude fuck a sketch you could make a whole show if you filled a little more of the roles that's a great idea!
Would be a great show
@@grumpymonkey5994McCusker , the trusted janitor, selling fake pain pills to kids and hitting in sophomores.
Theo would not be a counselor he'd be a janitor for sure lol
Shane and Theo are like two stepbrothers who only see eachother on visitation weekends 😂
🤣🤣
Two civil war brothers. One south. One north. A gay love story we all hope for.
@@tr702 😂 now this should be a comedy movie
Yoo 🤣🤣
Jokes aside, Shane is the only one I've seen that can keep the flow going seamlessly with Theo's loozyanna stories.
Santino
Riff Raff
"That's why I'd experiment with transing"
Took me OUT 😂
Theo kept going back to the "What's that in your child's bedroom?" had me howling. Such a great episode.
Legit crying. Hardest I have laughed in a long time.
"Look behind that autographed picture of Katy Perry. What's that? It's a gatling gun and some oxys."
That’s not a my little pony
That’s a my little fentanyl stash 😂
you thought you was howling
But you check under the tongue here
Bam .38 revolver and a pack of lucky strikes
@@thisrsrsnamect5599 that's an indentured servant and some quaaludes
"Look up if I jinxed him or not"
is one of the best moments I've ever had watching this.
"Look up if I jinxed him or not" 😅😂😂 33:49
LMFAO i lost it
That was pretty good.
“Jayme can you pull up some help” lol
lmao it's like a combination of how he actually uses his screen for that stuff and also the general internet mocking "jamie pull that up"
Theo is full of punchlines. He truly has a mind that works like no other
“Working on the weekends like usual” 😂 Shane dropping relevant to the conversation drake lyrics will always make me laugh.
The amount of times Shane says "Yeah" while either disagreeing or having no clue what Theo is saying so he will keep going is so damn classic LMAO 🤣😂
Yeah.
I liked how he believed that theo had a buddy that had an air balloon and when he said that the lady refused the proposal it snapped him back to logic and hes like.. this is ALL horseshit CAKEPOP NOOOO
Yeah
Great improv. Yeah and….
What do you mean it was fake? @@drinkmorecocacola
Describing being covered in projectile vomit as a “Cracker Barrel Baptism” is absolutely wild😂
Was searching for this comment 😂
@@dmtisgod4206 please stop saying this!
Wild to come up with that on the spot lol
"Crackerbarrell baptism.." lol. the ability to conjure that so quickly is so impressive. Always a treat when these two get together.
12:50
1:31:30 “Cause he wanted to work on the weekend, and own a whistle” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard
😂🤣
Theo & Shane becoming friends in real life is the best thing that could happen in comedy.
seriously, the two most popular comedians right now.
@@toneloke454popularity isn’t the point it’s that they’re actually comedians.
Amy schumer is better
@@aycuh7873they’re two of my favorites because in my opinion they’re not putting on an act or a face they’re just being themselves. Something I grew fond of bill burr and Louie for
@@norm77 nope, not today, do not fall for this bait! Be strong!
I love how at the end Shane says "Do it with just Matt". Dude's a good friend
When's that? I tried listening out for it but I missed it
@@crakhaed1:40:54
@@rottingpotatoes2483 you're a beautiful and kind soul thank you 😊
And smart. He's been saying this about The Shaman and The Rat King for a while. They'd get along swimmingly
@@crakhaedyou got an elite name brotha
unironically im laughing so hard at the ad of him saying he had 40 checks he knew he had to cash from a pizza place that went outta business dude im crying
“God wants us to watch it one more time” is some crazy work 😂
"An indentured servant and some qualudes" 😂 Seriously how is it possible that he thought of so many different funny things you might find
This shit killed me 😂😂😂
😂😂.
One that got me was I think was Tylenol PMs and a picture of Andy Dufresne lol
That level of improvisation is where I think Theo is the best in comedy...he and Mark Normand
I thought the bit got stale after a few examples but to each their own and the episode was hilarious in general
I love how often Theo stops in his tracks while saying something realizing that he's on the verge of saying something he probably shouldn't, then realizing he can't come up with another way to say it so he says it anyway. Relatable
😂😂😂
That is so funny
Shane saved him at 56:50 xD
Aye shout out Nick mullen
@spilzspillssomethingspecia1003 good catch 😂
Surreal doesn't even begin to describe this conversation. To say I was entertained is the understatement of 2024 thus far.
In a world of unfunny hacks, thank God for these two. Hope they continue to be kind, humble, & hilarious for years to come!
Shane always throws matt into the spotlight when he has the chance. Got to respect that broship
Matt is a riot tho and just has a likeable personality. He's got that stupid joke contagious laugh combo working.
🤎TIFFANY RAE NICKALASKEY🤎
@@Fab-n-dabKev matts a comedic genius and shane knows it. in some ways hes funnier than shane lol
@@Jonathanmm7 he is a comedic genius no doubt but he has that ability to make nonsense or outlandish shit straight up belly laugh fuel, it's like if theo von had a filter and told real stories.
You wouldn't have Shane without Matt.
"this is black clue "is wild lmao
Had me DEAD 😂
Even more wild to vote that idiot for mayor
Bro yt just asked for feedback on your comment lol I said it was great but just know they are watching you 😅
58:28 the "God Damnit" from Shane after he tried to breeze by the Big Boss Man comment but Zack pulled up a pic 😂
Theo looking like a Brooklyn lesbian himself
The funniest thing about the tunnels is the fact that a guy on twitter posted like 3 times about hearing yiddish under his floorboards and no one believing him
And he had to delete the tweets because everyone was calling him a paranoid schizo
😅😅😅😅😅
The more I hear about the time line shifting somewhere in 2016 the more it seems real
@@Hegataro “I think some of you owe me an apology”😭😭
@ashercooper4017 If you're talking about that guy Richard Strocher, it's a troll account... The dudes name is literally Dick Stroker lol
“And pepper spray’s not Kosher look it up” 😂😂😂
I fucking burst out laughing.
Theo and Shane have so much natural chemistry. Automatic bros. They need to start a show together.
I had a friend like Shane once in high school… you need people like him in your circle
The callbacks to the hidden bedroom Guns & Drugs are fucking killing me 😂
Hahahahahahaha I’ve been dying since they started that bit lol absolute gold
😂Theo's funny af
"I didn't jinx him, that's insane to say to somebody" lmao
"Look up if I jinxed him real quick"
I love that Shane let it sit for a second too bc you know Theo is somewhat serious about that stuff lol
@@PartiallyC0rrecthim apologizing for it after was nice too cause Theo kinda panicked and I felt sorry for him haha
obviously shane was joking 😂
What’s the timestamp on this joke I can’t find it
Theo introduced shane like he was gonna take his virginity 😂
Theo blew my mind with footage of them actually getting tased. He makes up so many crazy stories it was jarring seeing video evidence 🤣
Every thing theo says is real life
Theo looks like my mom did in the 80’s
The glasses are like those "DIsguise Glasses" with the fake nose attached.
She’s the lesbian he was describing in the beginning
😂😂😂
Salley Jesse Rapheal just black glasses and hair instead
😂😂😂
The “Crackle Barrel Baptism” line absolutely killed me and I pulled my back I laughed so hard…one of kind line. Pure genius…
Same I literally spit out my coffee this morning 😂
Get well soon 🙏
I damn near choked! 😂
Cracker Barrel baptism LMAO
12:37 He was so quick to it too
This mayor clip is the best thing I've ever seen..it has me on the floor!!!😂😂
Dude searching the room was hilarious 😂
"A picture of Andy Dufresne" being considered contraband is fucking hilarious and got basically ignored 😂
It's such a specific reference, and to even think of it that quickly is a super power
I didnt ignore it! What about the indentured servant?!
The Castlevania reference within 3 seconds was insane
@@xahst Go poll a bunch of 30 and unders if they know who that is and get back to me.
@@xahstit’s specifically related to only one thing: Shawshank redemption, that’s what specific means?
The way i just choked on my drink when Mayor Adams said "secrete" while holding a babydoll
😂😂. Eyes open!
Lol Theo has the most wildest stories that you wonder if they’re his dreams or if they actually happened
"Imagine being the guy that isn't Jeff Dunham" was the best way to close this episode! 😂
33:57 ‘ look up if I jinxed him or not’- absolutely sent me 😂
Theo being absolutely dead serious about arming homeless people to overthrow the government and shane thinking he's doing a bit lmao
Isn't there a good bit of veterans in the homeless population that already have fighting experience?
Isn't there a good bit of veterans in the homeless population that already have fighting experience?
U guys thinking he’s not doing a bit
@lukebenjamin4603 yes. Vets aren't treated well
@@KrispyKruiseryeah but they're old, man. Don't expect the old army homeless vets to be like that guy from the movie Sisu
They are experienced, they are trained obviously, but when they're old and homeless, usually they have ptsd, are on drugs.
So how do you expect them to fight in a war? Lol
I love how awkward this whole podcast feels. Both Theo and Shane make it work so well. Not only am I laughing at how they manage to pull off each random topic but just how uncomfortable it is trying to find them. Haha love it.
24:08 "yeah... Okay look, let's talk about it." 😂😂😂
Imagine a comedy show or sketch comedy series hosted by Theo and Shane. It would be incredible!
Matt definitely has to be in there though. We can't forget the shaman
Podcasts once in a while really allow them to bring their best, a show with em both may bring diminishing returns
Theres a sketch show thats been on for 50 years that I watch. Shane would have been a bad choice for
Shane tried it. It was a second rate key and peele, which is second rate Chappell show.
His comedy is making him a legend, I haven't actually laughed at stand up comedy since Chris rock on comedy central late night uncensored.
(LMAO I WAS TYPING THIS JUST AS SHANE JOKES ABOUT THEM BEING LEGENDS NO WAY 😂)
@@bobbybush1750 yeah good for you bud nobody cares. Take your trash opinions and go watch tiger belly or something
Theo referring to a autistic child as a “ring camera” and somehow making it make sense just shows how gifted he is 😂
Give yourself credit. You're the one who makes it make sense.
@@eemoogee160imagine getting mad because you didn't get a joke 😂
@@sickofyou4408no one mad
@@sickofyou4408imagine thinking someone got mad just for saying “give yourself credit”
@@sickofyou4408 I think you just missed a joke my guy 😬
"Look up if I jinxed him or not." 😮.. 😂😂😂
The comedy pairing that we deserve. The way Theo is, matched up with Shane's ability to go with that very unique flow.... This is pure comedy gold.
Unbelievable. The two comedic geniuses of our time have done it again. Legend!
He said it while I was reading this. 🤯 😂
Lmao, perfect timing
Stolen top comment
@@QuinlanVoss. Anyone, including myself, who wrote this comment or some version of it was just transcribing it from the audio. No one who commented this was original. Are you refereeing comments on CZcams? How much are you getting paid to do that?
@@chris-johnson Brother what the fuck are you talking about lmao. Also you liked your own comment🤓🤓🤓
These 2 are the only people who can have a 2 hour pod and I have no idea what I just listened to lmaooo
I know.... Hairy asses😂
Theos act is so boring.
"This is going well......" 🤣🤣🤣 I could sense the awkwardness
This is a gem of a podcast. Both of em’, just smiling and laughing every second. Thank you. I’m also diggin’ on the Creole Garth Algar look Theo is puttin’ out der’
“Look up ‘if I jinxed him’” is absolutely insane 😂
I like how Theo will take a second to think about how he’s feeling before saying something
Me too
and then say some wild shit that makes me take several seconds to think
@@benlincoln7358 true lol hahaha
When u do it I'm "weird", when Theo does it its "insightful" smh
That’s because he has to make up a lie for comedic effect… it’s actually more worrying that he makes these lies up so quickly. No wonder he’s still alone man that’s psychotic level behaviour. Same with most great comedians though, spend their whole lives lying to people and it catches up with you.
"Look up if I jinxed him or not" 😂😂 Hilarious.
2 of my favourite comedians in the studio that made red vs blue, a show that got me through having a colostomy bag.
It's like watching 2 gold medalist from the Special Olympics have a conversation, and it's a thing of beauty.
Damn way to beat around the bush lmao
Both received gold medals for award their participation. where's everyone is a winner, because participation is matter
Yeah they are pretty lame comedians.
They participated, but your comment wins gold
😂
Having theo as a friend for at least 1 day could cure depression. Love this guy
Look at you getting all parasocial.
It would make you depressed
@@MyNameSheesh That's some DARK ARTS BRUH.
this thread alone is funnier than either Theo or Shane.
"Rent a comedian for a day" I wonder what the rate would be.
19:59 I just saw a video of Theo rolling around in a cyber truck haha
Theo being real careful about circling the exact plot of his revolution 😅
Funny thing is that I feel like the more they laugh together the quicker the podcast because if you laugh that much you are going to be tired AF LOL unless you're drunk as sh!t like That recent jre podcast that was like 5 hours.
The comedic inception of Theo calling an autistic kid a ring camera because they are perceptive and don’t talk much is one of the most quick witted well constructed almost piece of poetic literature I’ve seen him do he truly does have a talent unrivaled by anyone living today
Jesus, take it down a notch bud
Makes sense his mom was an English major. He is a very poetic person! He’s a word artist
This comment is so fucking funny
Dude this is the type of shit they were joking about at the beginning of the episode, they can do anything and you'll praise him like its the second coming. They are without a doubt hilarious individuals, but chill out a bit my guy
So good I died
8:31 Theo looking at the Mayor adams video had me dying "This is like black clue" 🤣🤣
26:18 theo about to say "Yeah you dont wanna shoot at your neighbors and they dont have anything to shoot back with"
These two riffing off each other is hilarious. 😂
Shane and Theo's relationship has really grown over the past couple years. These guys working together could make some epic comedy.
And Shane keeps growing...
They could make a hilarious american civil war comedy
@@stylo8845he has put on a little weight hasn't he?😂😂 Just joshin
goated
@@Azoria4 good idea
“Keyonte Johnson?”
“No….don’t just name a black guy..” 😂😂😂
I haven’t watched you in months bro I finally got sober and blew up on TikTok glad to see Shane part 3 amazing episode
When Theo asked "so who has the most hair on their ass?" and the screen in the back switched back to "Shane Gillis"😂😂
“What were those dudes doin down in those tunnels?.. Probably just hunting square footage” 🤣 💀
Have you seen the prices? Ngl, I will start tunneling under the neighborhood too. It's free real estate!
That's actually a crazy good idea to get someone who can talk to the dead people and have Shane and Theo ask him questions. I would watch that all day...
Absolutely!! 😂
You know Shane’s first question would be if masterbating is cool in heaven.
@@Forever.29 Tosh talked to a dead dog therapist for about 40 minutes on his pod a couple weeks ago. It was great.
@@goodboysongsreminded me of that pod too, they can’t do it for a few months now they gotta wait for the the cooldown
In other words you want to watch a scam artist to pretend they're having a conversation with someone who has died?
Or do you want them to interview someone who suffers from schizophrenia?
Shane's face when he see's the blind kid playing football video and holding in his laugh made me cry laughing
"This is our little ring cam... because a lot of them are really like, perceptive you know but they don't really say much" That shit took me out. 🤣🤣🤣
Ya that was one of the best of this episode
Matt, Tim, Theo, and Nick. The 4 best podcasters of our time.
The whole bit about arming the homeless is one of the funniest things I have heard in weeks - I almost fell off the floor and rolled out of my tent onto the sidewalk. Luckily I didn't spill my fentanyl.
That’s dark and hilarious. 😂
ARM THE HOMELESS - DAVE TREE
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Giving homeless people bicycle helmets, hammers and caffeine pills is and old bit known by Shane.
'It feels like somebody in the great beyond pressed a doorbell that you didn't know about'. This man has unlocked a new level of metaphor in the English language.
That was one of my favorite comments
It’s so true tho, it’s literally like finding out your body is connected to an apartment door buzzer that was installed when the Jews secretly dug those tunnels into your brain.
lol
Elephant was like Hey KoolAid
Being thrown up on at a baseball game being called a Cracker Barrel Baptism is the funniest fuckin thing I’ve heard all year
“Oh you think that’s just your child’s retainer case, but open it up and Bam! It’s an indentured servant and some Quaaludes” 😂
That whole bit was so fucking good. Theo calling it the black version of Clue😂😂
3 mins in and this episode has already changed my life; the two comedic genius’ of our time have done it again
Three minutes in and…
They reminded me of the college party 20 years ago, where I decided that my belt was making me miss beer pong shots… I lost my Teva Sandals, and quite literally woke up in a bush, 😳
🍻
Stuff to Ludacris doll is crazyyyy 16:25 😂
Literally Joe Dirt & Kenny Powers
This podcast is not for the gym. I almost dropped my weights. Thanks Theo 😂😂😂.
M
Canò😊
I started cracking up in the middle of a set lol
If you can listen to people talking when you are working out, you are not really working out.
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Was cutting up firewood and kept dying laughing... Definatly had to stop😂😂😂
He’s a good kid. He’s got guns and a printer… I literally laughed out loud
Shane being the Big Boss Man is hilarious
8:35 “ this is like black clue “ 💀
You know Shane is a true bro when he’s laughing at all the silly moments and quips from Theo that most miss.
Theo's podcast is so good because it feels like he has someone on he actually wants to talk with and about, and it never feels like a coldly calculated fame grab. He also has a truly fantastic way of easing guests in and matching their rhythm. I just love what he does, and Shane is such a fantastic guest and guy.
Dude, they're not going to fuck you...
@@garyman420you never know 😂
unless the small of his back is warm lol@@garyman420
@@garyman420 You're just jealous Gary cause no one gonna f*ck you
Funniest dudes going! Just two lads chilling and cracking on with each other. Legends
My two heroes ❤️❤️ when two gentlemen who know the value of pure joy shine their light… Thankyou for bringing me out of dark lonely corners…
Boys really settled in after about 35 minutes and were killing it for the whole rest of it. Theo saying the elephants were “Artisan Chefs” killed me
Too much of this was Theo trying to carry Shane on his back. Shane: "Yeah."
this pod was extremely dissapointing honestly@@JosephScott-ct9sw
@@JosephScott-ct9swopposite its theos pod he should be leading the convo and he just says dumb shit where shane cant add to
I'm 12 minutes in and watching my neighbors eat supper.
@JosephScott-ct9sw atleat he admitted that's his hangover move. I still appreciate these two together. I don't need A effort everytime. I wouldn't watch Protect Our Parks if I did. Lol
Lmao had a kid on my 3rd and 4th grade football team nicknamed tater. Was our center. His mom yelled “come on tater, you ain’t cornfed for nothin boy!!” From the stands. Unreal.
Cornfed is so great 😂
52:20 I like how he IMMEDIATELY walks it back