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thinking 22 is the age where you run out of time to settle down and have a family is an insane take
22 should classify as teenage pregnancy
@@jabbpapi i’m 26 and would still think i was having a teen pregnancy
Also if you relate to this story and your gut says run yoU RUN 🏃♀️ for your life
@@viviennelee2215 where tf were your parents? Did they know you were dating a 22 year old when you were 17??
@Mickey Holmes true this! I remember feeling this same way at 22, even if it wasn’t what I necessarily wanted, the pressure is so real
if your afraid that a single conversation with your partner will end a 5 year relationship maybe u should find a new one
Right?? Like why do you disagree on having kids and parenting methods..
@@00xyres Feels like the sort of thing I'd hash out with my gfs in the first few months, not 5 years later 💀
@@reptarien right how have they not talked about this?
@@mcnoodles3010 probably among many other things they haven't talked about 😬
Exactly LMAO
"All women have red flags, you just gotta pick the flags that you like."
- Noel Miller, 2022
I mean he’s not wrong though
all flags are red flags until you decide they arent
this quote aged so poorly omfg
@@bethiguess1695 no it didn't lol
@@bethiguess1695 Cody and Noel are not some secret Andrew Tate supporters lol get over yourself
Imagine paying Noel $5 for therapy and asking him what’s his ethnicity
Haha. The world will never know.
IS HE NOT LATINO ??????
@@zamorasansar8837 no one knows
@@wendy272 i’m pretty sure he said it one time on stream but idk
he’s half filipino half mexican
I feel like if you’re afraid to have kids w him, but also don’t want to talk to him about it, you’re prolonging an inevitable breakup and wasting time
Definitely, and from experience you just want to avoid talking about it because you are afraid to lose them and you definitely know it won't work. Do the right thing and break up even if it hurts . It's better than wasting both of your time
Completely agree. It's a sign of incompatibility that most likely can't be changed
Just rip off the bandaid and have the conversation. If it don’t work out then its break up time if having kids is important to you.
@@abiomer415 absolutely!! I purposely get politics/kids/religion/finance questions out of the way in the first three dates so this never happens to me. It has worked magnificently
@@Peepee4brain oh you figured it out. Why havent we all thought of this?? Youre a genius. NOT. People change. You think the same thoughts and opinions someone has today, is going to be the same in 5 years? Life is not that simple
What a kind man, giving honest and very useful advice for just 5$.
$5
@@andrewdugan3175 doler
11:19
Bravo Noah Millen
free
Loving that he knew his lil fans were mentally decrepit enough to start this series
u poetic mf using all them big words
Have you seen what people send to him on their own free will
Sometimes I’m ashamed to be in this fandom tbh. It’s like a safe haven for undiagnosed sociopath edge lords lol
@@ElPresidenteMargz safe haven?!? He regularly mocks all the people who send him this shit bro. This is not a safe place. 😂
the stuff on stream was worse did i miss it but i don’t
Props for mentioning postpartum though, genuinely. It’s so important people recognize signs.
Ditto
Exactly. People misconstrue depression as being sad- being sad is only a possible symptom.
Apathy is the biggest sign. Lack of interest in things and struggling to feel anything.
just saw a video about postpartum psychosis as well, it's very serious and needs to be more talked of
True, but tbh I think that person might just be a total cow
Just need rest and proper nutrients and she'll be alright 👍🏻
"don't get into physical altercations, make them insecure." Has been my go to method of fighting
Top tier advice tbh
Only top tier advice if you live online, irl you’re gonna get decked (unless you’re a woman)
@@sharkwang1542 Nah bro even women be fist fighting and shit. I currently live in a residential for mental health and bro the girls fight more than the dudes and the girls and dudes be fighting each other too. They get into fights about stupid shit too. Shit is mad crazy fr. Can't wait to get out of here and get my shit together with a license and a job and shit.
@@sharkwang1542 literally come to my city and you’ll find out about at least four fights a day at any high school in the province, and two of those are girls pulling each other’s hair out by the handfuls. shit’s wack man
@@loi5s wow.. there are some high school fights! That certainly represents the entire city somehow!
Noel’s eyes being green enough to be affected by green screen fucked me up
omg i thought it was the colour grading but you're so right
thought he looked off and yeah thats it
As a mom- I was so glad to hear that Noel mentioned to the new mom that she might have Post-partum depression. That was my first thought. The fact that he was aware that it exists, and brought it up? I’m so proud.
I'm 17 and i feel just like that mom, I don't think it was post partum, maybe just personality?
@@doinyourmom7236 you could have regular depression lol
@@doinyourmom7236 That sounds more like disassociation or antisocial personality disorder than a personality trait
@@doinyourmom7236 starting off depressed af then having a kid will only deepen the depression
@@doinyourmom7236 also maybe go to counseling
I love how noel is in the middle of the therapy room rather than in the therapist's seat
It's cuz it's only $5 so the client doesn't even get to fully enter the room
@@Gambito99100 you're so right
Just hovering above the coffee table like a racially ambiguous genie 🧞♂️
@@Letthembelightpeaceonelove 💀💀💀 dead
My friend says about her boyfriend all the time. "Just because you cry first doesnt make you right. We'll wait for you to stop."😭🤣
😂
my boyfriend says this all the time. he’s not fucking wrong tho 😭😭😭
Oh sis I'm USING that now
Sounds healthy..
Noel, I'm really loving this type of setup for your videos. The green screen mixed with laughter in the back. I feel like it works for the stand-up type of comedy that you love doing.
100% agree these are so entertaining
Noel genuinely changing his advice to sound cheaper cuz he think what he said was too real 💀🙏🏽Rip
If you and your partners "differences" are big enough that you disagree so much morally and ethically that you could not raise a child together and you can't have one conversation about them without your relationship falling apart, then those differences are too big for you to be compatible. I hate this idea that you're supposed to compromise on everything, it's not narrow minded to want your life partner to be on the same page as you. You're also not super mature because you can get along with someone with a different worldview, you're just ignoring your problems
This literally sums it up PERFECTLY oh my god
Everyone has fundamental things that most likely will not change over the course of their lives. And that’s OKAYYY. Religion, politics, morals, financial beliefs, like there are certain things that can’t be compromised and you should try to. Personally I try to get religion/politics/kids out of the way in the first few dates because I’m not going to waste my time or someone else’s
I'm not egotistical enough to think I perfectly know how to raise a little human being.. I was more then happy to have another set of hands with a different set of ideas to help me figure it out.
@@karenamyx2205 thats not what this is about though. This is about two people having such different ideas and being so unwilling to compromise, concede, or even come to an agreement to disagree and move on, that one single conversation could ruin a relationship
Quite frankly, if someone can't have a civil conversation with their partner, then they shouldn't be together at all.
This is what I feel like BetterHelp is like
it is exactly what betterhelp is like
Oh this is better than betterhelp from my experience
18:50 "You should focus on what you want. And rather than forcing a person to be what you want, you should go find the person that wants the same things as you."
I actually, unironically needed to hear that because of the situation I'm in with my relationship. Thank you $5 therapist.
Same. Needed to write it down 😅
aaww i hope it works out
@@_boobieslayer69_ Thanks babes! After some honest conversations, it's actually going surprisingly well! :)
@@chickenskink1 oh thats great, probably such a relief :)
@@_boobieslayer69_ it is! thank you for being such a supportive stranger haha
I was going to say that sounds like post partum depression. I had it hard-core when with my first baby. Genuinely didn't feel a dam thing for 2 years. I was super annoyed when my partner showed emotions, it felt inconvenient. I realised I needed help when I came across a video about post partum. I had no idea it was a thing.
Sometimes Noel can be so out of pocket, but he's just in the pocket enough for me not to hate him.
this whole video was in pocket lol wym😂
IF Y’ALL DON’T AGREE ON YOUR STANCE OF HAVING KIDS BREAK UPPPPPP!!! All that’s gonna happen is either y’all fizzle out in a negative way or somebody crumbles to pressure and then regrets it once the kid is there, which ain’t fair to the kid! This the type of shit that has to be deaded EARLY!
I think the problem was they both wanted to have kids (or at least weren't opposed to it in the future) but their stances on some issues were vastly different. I would imagine they don't agree on politics, religion etc and that would be a problem if they were to raise a kid together
@@tusia3899 yes this. Compatibility and similar values are important
Man idk about this one. If you’re young and you start in a relationship, people grow and change. If you really love someone sometimes it’s worth waiting it out to see
Put it in your tinder profile that you don’t want kids if that’s the case. Divided stances on that can ruin a relationship.
new drinking game: take a shot every time noel says "nah i'm playing"
He does a bit of trolling.
It's bc he triggered a bunch of fans on the TGM podcast about Andrew Tate lol. He's playing it safe now.
@@Xansting what did he say? cant be that bad honestly.
@@Xansting He always said something like "just joking" even before the Andrew Tate situation.
Don't fight the old lady but get her fired for sure. Gotta show people how to treat you in restaurants because they'll make assumptions if you don't.
Correct answer
Actually you get someone else to break her knees and she will loose her job because she can no longer walk /s
I also love how we talk about the old lady but she is 48...and the patient was a millenial so, like mid 30ties 😀
@@ekaterinastaneva9922 Some people are old by 48. This individual sounds like one of them.
@@zacharywood9416 A statement of fact that comes from personal knowledge. I don't seek out people speaking about things I have no context for and acting like they're dumb. This is a strange activity you've chosen.
i severely misjudged the title and assumed that ppl paid him 5 dollars to go to therapy
Lmaoooooooooooooö
SAME 💀
I can't deal with the green screen making noel's eyes brown
It doesn't
@@TheKatarinaGiselle it literally does lmfao
@@TheKatarinaGiselle Not dark brown, but like hazel. Kinda fascinating.
Noels $5 therapy advice he gave to me in the stream days made my ex break up with me lmfaooooo for the best tho
Lmao omg, i need to know the situation and what his advice was?
girl send this to the email address you deserve 15 seconds of fame as compensation lmfaooo
should've gotten 10 dollar therapy
11:52 "He's probably not, you just like him" that was a vibe check I wasn't ready for
He’s such an empath 😍😍😩
Lol no he isn't
Yo if you're 22 homie DO NOT GET MARRIED you've got a ton of time. You're still basically a teenager, they're going to regret it. They don't know who they are yet.
Nah, if you happy you happy and you know it
@@doinyourmom7236 clap your hands 👏🏻 👏🏻
@@doinyourmom7236 you THINK you know. Of course you'll want to marry someone you are happy with but it's a fact that we change so much in our 20s. What is the harm in waiting anyways?
22 aint even close to a teenager oh my god bro stop
@@LordLambertius at that age you're barely out of college, you are essential still a teen. Four years is not a lot of time for drastic changes, adulting takes a long time
I cannot imagine being sad over not having a spouse and kids at 22 but each to their own I suppose
right 😭 i’m 20 can’t even imagine. love ur name btw lol
I’d be so down bad if i had a kid en
I'm 18 and my friend is already getting engaged....
I’m 23 and I can’t imagine how tf my parents had TWO babies at my age. Insane. I’m basically just a teenager pt 2, I can’t care for any child but myself rn lol
@@JaraelMoonsilver LITERALLY like how do I take care of baby when I still am baby
Noel cultivated the weirdest audience so that he’d have an infinite well of content
Finally a therapist who's giving us the raw truth... And for a bargain 🤣
I’m a dad of 2 and I’m so glad Noel mentioned postpartum depression. My partner had it both times. It’s not easy to support but you just need to know she can’t help it. If you stick by her and remind her every so often she’s not alone (not too much, don’t suffocate) it’ll become easier. Thank you Noel
Postpartum mental illnesses don’t only affect the mother, it can affect the father, too. In her case, she’s apathetic and her husband is the one with all the emotions. It’s a medical phenomenon. Then again, if she’s still friends with a dude that killed his wife, then it might be just her.
That dude k!lled himself after his wife...
if my therapist gave me these responses maybe i'd still be in therapy
I love the improvement with noel’s videos over the years it’s shows he actually cares to make content and not just money
But he doesn't not care about the money either
I went to a real 5 dollar therapist with my partner at the time. We were having some small problems with our relationship. When we told her about our situtation, the first thing she said was "you should break up" and she didnt really said anything else. 3 months later, we actually broke up and that was the best decision of my life.
i could get $5 therapy from noel and instead i'm paying $30 every other monday to some woman in illinois?!
real talk, though. thank you for always making me laugh. i have borderline personality disorder, and sometimes nothing feels worth it. your videos are a reminder that sometimes it's okay to just sit back and laugh. keep up the great work, noel.
I have BPD too and I see my therapist tomorrow, let's go borderlines let's go (this message is threatening without the handshake emoji but I can't find it so)
$30 😭 *cries in California*
@a s so?
@a s so
Lol I wouldn't tell noel that, hell call you "hysterical" and prob say its a made up illness to excuse women's bad behavior lmao
-Get paid 5$
-Tell the patient to make their coworker feel bad and to break up with their significant other
-Now coworker and SO need therapy
-Refer them to noel
-Get paid 5$
-Repeat
I don't care what the American Psychological Association says, Noel's a smart businessman
oh my god this was hysterical never stop this series
I thought “work crush (boring af idk)” meant she thinks a guy is hot but boring as hell lmao
for the last girl - if you're looking for something to be wrong with any guy, it's because you don't want to be with them. just stop. you don't have to date men. as far as the girl you're interested in, think about it from a friend's pov. if a friend asked you for advice about dating someone with the same pros and cons, what would you advise them? do that.
I was watching this with my friend who is living in Chattanooga TN and he legit said that it was him and we freaked when you brought up his fuckin city dawg, im cryin
Wasnit actually him?
He lying
Didn’t he just assign a random place to the person writing in ?
I love that Noel said “moves in too fast” about being a red flag when 90% of my lesbian friends did the uhaul lesbian move and are all in super stable happy relationships. It’s honestly baffling that it has worked out consistently for them
I love that Noel doesn't even read the ones that are clearly written by children, it's hilarious and it saves time.
I feel we have entered a new wave of Noel creativity. Between new shows and banger segments I'm here for it all
Ngl the first scenario reminds me so much of Everything Everywhere All At Once. I just hope (if it isn't fake, ofc) that she realizes that her husband is Waymond and they don't get fucked up as a pairing over it.
broo omg
I just wanna say that Noel's content has gotten SO MUCH better recently. I already loved his stuff, but his current style of making videos and bringing in other people seems to have made him 10x funnier and more relaxed. Love this!
Noel gives the best advice (from twitch days 100%, here 50/50, lol) still while being wildly inappropriate and I love it!
Yea that lady is doing the most with the sensitive husband…it’s one thing to recognize you’re not as emotional as him, but it’s another to put him down for it like wtf 😭😭 I hope y’all figure that shit out but tbh depending on how you treat him vs what you’re just thinking…I hope he leaves your ass and just coparents 🤷🏾♀️
Nah, if he wants to be a fucking immature baby she should leave HIM, i ain't tryna get tied down for life with some clingy ass
Yeah like I'm kind of confused on why they've even been together this long if she is so unsympathetic towards him. And they have a kid too? It's wild
The 22 year old feeling behind in life, there's no rush. Many people still live at home and many don't have kids till like 30
Heavily related to that person. I still live at home with my parents as I try to figure out what I want to do with my life.
life hack for lesbian/bi women who can’t figure out how many red flags is too many: if any of the red flags are money related then RUN! i cannot stress what a bad idea it is to date a girl that can’t/won’t be financially responsible
If I can offer the perspective of someone who is bad with money. 🫢
I have AuDHD, so I tend to be distracted and forgetful, and struggle with impulsiveness. You can see how this will be bad news when it comes to handling money. Especially as an adult who has to manage finances on their own. I’ll end up spending $60 on The Sims 4 expansion packs, and barely be able to pay the rent because in the moment I had the money for the fun thing, without remembering I needed money for the real world. This is a common issue with other Autists and ADHD havers. Help us, don’t abandon us.
He needs to make this into a series, I died laughing
First person hasn't unlocked empathy yet lmao
I swear to god I’ve never seen Noel be serious even for a second. He probably wasn’t even acting serious when he proposed 😭
Bruh, that first one actually hurts. Like let the man have emotions, it's healthier then bottling them up
noel's streams got me through rough times so its nice to be reminisce that in this way lol
for the first problem- i feel like the person who sent this through isnt emotionally available. like this has been also been happening before they got a child and it could effect the whole family. Noel is right, the husband is looking out for you, cares about you and your not being receptive about it. Get real help because whoever it is will benefit from it and understand what exactly is wrong. I may myself be wrong but don't take advantage of those people who genuinely care about you. It ll backfire some day and you may regret it.
Alex laughing in the background is everything I needed today
noel looks like a character in detriot become human
does it not make YOU (the first persons story) sad to see your significant other sad and physically crying???
I hit the like instinctively, it shook and didn’t light up. Hit it again and it lit up. They’re buffing Noel 2:1 wow bro.
The college dude accent got me dying Noel is so fucking funny
This is genuinely amazing. The jokes, the advice (it's clear that you did therapy too abd learnt some lessons) and how relatable some stories are
$5 therapy is back let’s gooo
He should make this a weekly video!
noel has been on a tear recently these videos are so good
I will be sending all adult psychiatric referrals to you now, Dr Miller. You fixed all these issues in less than 2 minutes and for $5. GENIUS!
Best Noel video in a long time! So funny and refreshing can’t wait for the next installment
Love the editing and energy in this 🙌🏼
the fact that betterhelp was the advertisement before this video is truly comical
18:45 was some $35 dollar therapy right there
I missed this so much thank you for bringing it back!
I really hope this becomes a series
NEED MORE OF THIS
One of your best series yet I beg you continue it
The dynamic between you and the dude not getting the jokes is gold!
honestly the advice he's giving out after making jokes is really good
Noel Miller MD being brutally honest for 21 minutes
MORE OF THIS PLEASE!!!
the fact that Noel remembered "postpartum" but not depression
Genuinely best Noel content I’ve seen 🙏🙏
Loved it
not even through the first one and i'm already shedding tears
I definitely need more of these
$5 is what people in Chattanooga can afford on healthcare.
it's rough down here
We got fast internet tho
This is great, please do more!
we need more of this
I would watch this for hours. I love this sm
“hot mom” “w h i t e”
i fuckin screamed.
I think this is my favorite like riffing video Noel has ever done I’m GIGGLING in the break room rn. “Life is mid” had me fucking rollin. If bruh don’t make that into merch imma steal it.
This is one of the better Noel vids we got in a while. He was experimenting for a while there but it feels like he’s really got comfortable with this new style of video
One of ur best vids of the year for me personally man keep it up
Noel, your skin is absolutely stunning. You’re glowing 🙏
Been in a managerial role for about 3 yrs (not food service) and the stories my employees tell me of past jobs/managers (mostly in food service) is wild! Meanwhile I’m having anxiety about how my emails sound to them 😅
YOU HAVE TO DO MORE OF YHESE ON YT I LOVE IT SO MUCH
this is an excellent format 👏🏻
noel is lowkey toxic but i love him
Lol u right 🙈
Lowkey? Mr Turn up on Tragedy? Aint no way 😂
😭😭💀
be honest, that's why we love him
I don't see how he's toxic?
Holy shit that got too real... I'm sitting here in my room as a 21yr old in Chattanooga and wtf
I’m loving the content noel has been putting out lately. It feels fresh and authentic rather than the same stuffy reaction vids or commentary. Happy to see him do this
Its wild when you just chillin watchin a video and your city takes a stray. Loved the video!!