r/Choosingbeggars Happy Birthday! NOW GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!
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r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, this choosing beggar seems to think that everybody else operates on hobbit rules for birthday. When it's someone else's birthday, they should give you money. Makes sense, right? We've also got morons begging for free art and some jerkface who's upset about kids getting free meals instead of starting to death. If you like this video, subscribe for more daily Reddit content!
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Ek
does rslash respond?
I have 3 sets
Have you heard about the claustrophobic astronaut @rSlash ? Turns out he just needed a little space.
why is todays video brought to me by raycon
ChoosingBeggar : "Your art is amazing ! Can I have a discount ?"
Artist : "No"
Choosing Beggar : "Your art sucks ! Nobody would want that !"
This logic always amaze me.
you should check out a short story, it's called "the grapes are sour anyway".
I think about that story a lot, especially when reading/listening to CB posts.
It’s basically the nice guy equivalent
Goes hand in hand with “it’s my birthday!” or “my child has *insert deadly disease here. Usually cancer*
@@marie-eve822 you beat me to it!
A client version of nice guys 😂😂😂
Been an Etsy seller for 3 years and yup, they are most definitely like that
Dang sorry about that is Instagram a better alternative
Quick thing. What brought you to Etsy? I mean tbh it’s a candle to the Karen moths and it’s always got people whining and complaining on it because something either wasn’t the Exxxact color the picture showed (maybe a ten thousandth of a tint off)’or because it showed up on time but not when they wanted it to be there (ex. It shows up at 5 pm instead of 1 pm)
What do you sell/what’s your shop?
I’ve been wanting to start a shop and heard Etsy was a nightmare. I’ve also heard Shopify is good? I’ll be doing more research to find one that’s not like Etsy.
I buy off Etsy regularly. I hope I’ve never given a seller a bad impression of me. I really appreciate the work the creators do.
I'm not an Etsy shop owner, BUT I do use Etsy a lot. Enough that I actually have a working relationship with an artist on the site. She's done orders for me that aren't available on her regular site and we always have a pleasant experience working together on my orders. Wanna know why?
I pay for any materials she doesn't already have/offer and she sends me the excess when she ships the final product. I pay her prices without complaining because everything she does is FROM SCRATCH and everything is custom made. She's extremely talented and I always love what she makes. Etsy can be a great place, but it's pretty much the Wild West. You just gotta be careful as both a buyer and seller!
Quick question. Sorry for being random. But when you check out for buying one of her products, if you use an Etsy gift card, would they pay her the money equal to the funds that the gift card had available on it? Only asking because I bought my friend an Etsy GC for Christmas and want to make sure she can actually use it to buy from a seller and not just the website.
Sorry if this is a stupid question, but my experience with the site was gained vicariously through her...first time I was ever even on the site was buying the GC 😂😂😂
@@guitarbass22 I don't use etsy but a seller would probably get the same amount whichever payment method you use. Etsy already takes a small fee on any purchase for providing the platform (the same logic applies to other platforms where you pay creators such as Patreon, YT channel membership, stream donations, onlyfans, Fiverr,...)
Now I’m nervous buying on etsy
@@guitarbass22 I’ve yet to make a sale (my shop has been open a matter of days but I did a ton of homework) and my understanding is that yes, if you give someone a gift card the recipient should be able to use it in any shop. Basically you give the money to Etsy when you purchase the gift card, and they more or less “hold it” and give that money to the shop once she uses it. I believe shops can opt out of accepting gift cards, but it seems pretty rare. Hope that makes sense.
And I set out to answer your question but it occurs to me this is a perfect opportunity for a shameless plug! 😂 Bonnetandedgebykate.etsy.com
It’s my original artwork, just in case anyone is interested! 😉
@@amuckamuckamuck273 Beautiful! I hope you & your store both do great!
"Send me a brand new Tesla and I'll give my best three $1000!"
Okay. But, I gotta warn you, it's probably definitely certainly gonna be stolen.
I like the way you are thinking and I am way ahead of you....anyways, how do you lose cops who are chasing you....asking for a friend.
@@pitsahat2 Well, if you're white and in America, driving through a black neighborhood works, the cops will get distracted. Only works if you're white, you'll get shot as well if you're ethnic.
Nah, it can also be malicious compliance
@@pitsahat2 all you gotta do is get a paint job and change the plate and wear gloves and a mask and bulky clothing if they have cameras they won't be able to detect who you are or what your body type is also wear gloves because if youu touch anything they'll have to your prints also burn your clothes when your done also not to mention ride a bike to steal the Tesla and then dump the bike or youu can walk off but take many off roads and take a very long ride home so they can't follow building cams t wherever your going
Also make sure to check for a tracker in the car or your screwed or you could sell it immediately after youu get it
@@pitsahat2 I recommend you have a fake license plate, then you use it as a way to frame innocent people. To escape the gunfire, you should set a fire, just as a way to slow down the cops enough to get out of there. As long as you had gloves in the job, they can't find fingerprints, you also need to have a mask covering almost your whole face
I ordered $350 custom made leather boots off of etsy, dude in Russia, fantastic product. I also got a custom made wool cloak like 4 years ago from another store on etsy at about $175 and is still solid. Etsy artists try so hard and absolutely deserve your money
Karen: "Do you like to play games??"
Billy the puppet: finally! A worthy opponent!
Billy the puppet: our battle will be legendary
Do you mean papa Gundam's Billy?
@@pitsahat2 no not that billy
@@pitsahat2 the puppet from SAW is called Billy the Puppet.
Billy from grim adventure of billy and mandy ??
Everyone when the developer roasted the "customer" : "stoooop, he's already dead"
Haha
Not me.... "Good, good, let the hate flow through you... Now strike him down and your journey into the dark side will be complete!"
@@TomiKaski honestly sane i just didn't have a joke
More like: "stoooop, he's already brain dead"
And when the "customer" has been broken down all the way: "yeah, hahaaa... now throw compost on him/her!"
*Literally any store offering free stuff*
CB: "Not good enough."
i see your comment on every rSlash video
@@gzffhdpomilfve6051 Big fan of rSlash, so why not? XD His Karen voice is so ear-grating, that's it's so good!
@@dracko158 lol same
im thinking if "i want a refund" would be more popular among CBs
CB: I know your giving away a free laptop but what else can you give me to make it more worth my time...
That was the smoothest transition into a sponsorship I've ever seen
Just the best lol
No it isn't because SponsorBlock :)
linus has a competitor
@@TheFearTheGames Without Sponsorblock LTT videos are unwatchable, I dig his beard tho, but I only watch his videos on pc, as I don't want to watch all the shit he puts in there
I have an Etsy shop myself, and honestly I think it's a great platform! These people though are your typical Karens who look at Etsy and think it's another Amazon. Each shop is run by either a small team or single individuals packaging and shipping from their own living space. Dimensions for stickers, or any art/item, are almost always given in the description, this person just wanted to take advantage of a small, most likely one-person business and get art for free.
Hey, I know this may sound weird, but is it okay if I post a screenshot of your comment to my Instagram? I can completely remove your name and profile picture from the photo, thank you.
"the ear buds that I, my wife, my brother, and all my close friends personally use" don't forget Yugo XD
I thought he is included in "close friends".
@@4Astaroth you make a very good point, but I was just referencing a story that rSlash told one of the times raycon sponsored him in the past
@@thumbs.down. Oh okay. Didn't get the reference.
just install sponsorblock if you prefer to autoskip these cringy sponsored segments that unemployed soyboys post
Yugo needs to listen to his canine podcasts
When Rslash referred to choosing beggar as Jigsaw, straight up laughed out loud. That was an AWESOME analogy Rslash, thanks for the laugh.
"You know I have 3 kids"
Who's fault is that?
Imagine said kids seeing their classmates "observing" their mom's Onlyfans. 😱
I use Etsy to sell the stuffed animals I make! I've never had any sort of issues with choosing beggars and the like, its only been lovely for me, everyone's been so nice!
hello fellow plush creator, seems like our branch of product doesn't attract the more toxic types
@@InvaderJas1 thank god!
What’s your Etsy shop name
@@charliej716 Stuffed Friends 4 Life
@@InvaderJas1 whats your store name? I'd love to look at it!
Imagine going to comments before the video is finished couldn’t be me-
Haha ikr I mean who'd do such a thing
yeah i know that would be stupid... hahaha... * wipes sweat *
Haha... Yeah.... Only an absolute moron would do such a thing...*glances nervously around*
@@cannon7182 *snifffffffff* someone here is lying, but I have my own problems to worry about, *in kylo rens voice* I am on a mission... to kill... the girl.
Lmao imagine doing that, haha lol, ha ha ha....
Etsy creator: Most people who buy from me are lovely, understanding people. But then you get people who have only ordered from Walmart and don't understand the costs of supporting smaller creators. Sorry I can't offer free shipping when I have to pay for it out of pocket in the middle of a pandemic, Karen.
Those customers are the worst. They expect Saks Service at Walmart prices. Someone put their heart and sole into creating the item they ordered off of Etsy. That money is that persons livelihood.
As a person who’s used Etsy as a consumer, not all buyers are like that. I ordered a bouquet charm off of Etsy. It has a picture of my grandma who died in 2019 on it. Loved the product I received, and sang the praises of the shop who fulfilled my order.
It's my birthday today and the first thing I see is the "happy birthday!" on the thumbnail and I'm like "Awwww, thanks rSlash! ❤"
Well then Happy Birthday. :)
@@4Astaroth Thanks! :D
@@Azuramoon66 I did, thank you 😁
Well, happy belated birthday! Now you need to send us all money for dinner. 😅
Ugh, I don't feel bad for the GPU seller one bit. He's a scalper that's selling a graphics card for almost $1k over MSRP.
ikr I honestly don't know why that one was in the video.
f scalpers
If you looked at the actual post, he clarified that it is in Canadian dollars not USD
Even for cdn $2500 is heavily overpriced
@@Ilyzium Best Buy Canada has it for about 2,200 dollars so it's 300 more expensive. The seller is scalping because it's sold out in most places.
"I am struggling to buy my kids new clothes, but I'm totally gonna get them a dog!" Why yes isn't that a great idea!
the constant refresh worked!!
Hahaha
Pog
too bad the 'yOU rUInEd My KidS cHriSTmaS' CBs only come around once a year. those are always super entertaining.
True. But "yOU rUInEd My KidS bIrtHDaY!" CBs can be found all throughout the year.
@@thegreatstoneddragon9432 good point. i guess the holidays just hit different
I'm actually surprised that CBs don't use "yOu RuInEd My KiD's XmAs" year round, seems like their kind of logic
Etsy is definitely a roll of the dice. You'll find choosing beggars and you'll also find people who show nothing but support and gratitude for the products they purchase. I always make sure as a customer I'm in the second group, lol.
I haven't used it as a creator, but I hope to soon. The couple of times I've used it for products has always been a positive experience.
That "Draw me an Anime Character and the top 3 get $10"
I'm pretty sure, you can find an artist who would do that picture for $30... why would you ask for it like that?
Pretty sure their logic is "I'll -definitely- get lots... HUNDREDS of suckers... I mean... People to draw for me and I'll (allegedly...) Give 3 people $10 but have hundreds of pictures for free"
That transition was smooth as butter. I bet Rslash chose that post just for the plug
thank you so much for making these videos. These videos always make me feel a bit better knowing that there are people who share my dislike for corrupt people
So grateful for your super consistent upload schedule. It's been rough getting through the mornings this week, listening to your videos have helped a lot.
That painting situation boils my blood. I really hope it was straightened out with Paypal.
entitled person gets free food. the entitled person “WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE?”
Thank you for your morning uploads, they get me through class 😅😅
I have an Etsy shop that got pretty popular over Christmas. The amount of people who got mad at me for shipping taking a while after I’d sent out the item was insane. Like people, what do you want me to do?? Walk it to your house myself??
Rslash’s videos typically set a great tone for the day.
Choosing beggars are being more insane every years when will they stop excepting free things
The greatest Christmas gift I get every year is tons of r/choosingbeggars stories that all include something along the lines of “Way to ruin Christmas, a**hole!!!” 😂
Choosing Beggar Commissions in a nutshell:
"Hi, i want this product and also give me a discount"
"sorry the price is non-negotiable"
"eff you, your product ugly anyways"
Day 9 of asking rslash to cover r/whatcouldgowrong
Oh, I love that subreddit. I'm not sure he'll cover it though, because those are mostly videos and not stories. Worth a shot, though.
"I wanna buy my kids new clothes" "OH and alsoooooo I wanna buy a puppy for them who need food but we can feed him with our shit"
Good. Glad someone else caught that Alaska-sized hole in her logic.
Lol I listen to your videos when I get ready (skin care/makeup time lol) or exercise, and sometimes I draw while I listen. Depends on the time of day, what I have going, etc. I was exercising today and I had to STOP when you were doing the ad for the earbuds because you made me laugh too hard at the beginning 😂🤦🏼♀️ lol sorry just had to share!!! Love your videos.
Bro, your channel is now classified as informational. I had a pretest for this class and since I had listened to all the stuff about resumes and such it helped me out a lot
0:25 Yeah but how healthy are school lunches in general, plus if i had a kid i'd rather him or her eat unhealthy for a few months than die of starvation.
"What kind of monster feeds children?"
Well, thank goodness he doesn't know about the UK's situation in November
Perfect timing. I'm going to listen to this during my free time at school today
CB with the drawing "contest" reminds me of an old advert. "A whole bagel? Just for putting on a roof?😃"
the last post: EM; hello, can someone take my daughter in? the price is your food and your beauty sleep
H*ll no, I have a hard enough time sleeping already due to my entitled brother being loud at night
When you pulled an all nighter but the exhaustion is staved off by a good old rslash vid
The best way to start my morning is listening to Rslash
Where does a bee pee? A BP station.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know but the flag is a big plus.
Some guy spilled his scrabble set on the street. I asked him what the word on the street was.
A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink
The bartender says “why the long face”
And the horse says “my wife is very sick”
The middle one took me way to long to get
I feel like I keep having a stroke trying to read that
Can confirm, Etsy has been fine for the things I ordered! Just research the seller before buying as you would like Ebay for example.
Currently waiting on some homemade dog biscuits from a small business via Etsy 😁😬
The scammer selling a 3090 for 2500USD deserved this.
I don’t know much about graphics cards, but I know they’re usually one of the most expensive parts of building a PC, especially if you want a good quality one. So what would be a good price for that kind of card?
@@guitarbass22 The scammer bought the card for 1500USD. He's making 1000USD profit on it. I hope nobody buys it.
Ive been on Etsy for almost 3 years and NEVER had any sort of issue like that.
You can get money and stuff from humans by just threatening them with boulders, we bigfoots do it all the time
Free tents!
I feel like the painting story needs to be finished, I wanna know if OP got her money and painting back from that D canoe
Probably not, I'm afraid. This is the reason why a lot of commission artists send an INVOICE upfront with clear terms written underneath it like "No refunds after finished product, or half refund when it's still being made" and stuff like that. Because Paypal is very biased towards the customer. So sellers really have to protect themselves with terms and conditions.
@@Nicknero I am so surprised PayPal allows that 4 months later tho. That’s stealing like what. And anytime recently I have looked at the refund it says to contact the seller first
Etsy is a chaotic hellscape, can confirm. People don't value small shops and individual artists. They expect amazon-quality speed and prices. People don't understand the difference between buying from a multi TRILLION dollar company versus someone working out of their own home
I laughed out loud when you linked the story to Raycon 😂
Trying to get them a puppy. But you can't get them clothes. Do she have any idea how much vet bills are?
When I got my dog from the previous owners, he 1) had no immunizations, 2) was not fixed, 3) was kept in a cage as often as not, 4) had heartworms, 5) had no training whatsoever. I think the only reason he didn't have fleas was because fleas would bite the humans, and we can't have THAT, now can we?
I effectively rescued him.
Sadly, some people get puppies because they're cute, then neglect them or even dump them when they're older and not as cute. The equivalent of "bumpaholics".
"I can't afford gifts for my kids, so send me money so I can buy them a puppy, something that will require extra care and money for the rest of its life"
#logic
I absolutely love the logic behind "Your art sucks, now give me some art!"
If you think it sucks, then WHY DO YOU WANT IT?? That's some -2500 IQ there.
„New (y)earbods“... riiiight. 😂
I'm pretty sure "What kind of monster feeds hungry children?!" Is also something Matt Hancock said
He's not saying much now!
I actually tried to send him my Tesla and it said
“Request denied. Reason: over weight limit”
I’m just like BISH DONT BE BODY SHAMING ME
CAR
???
@@ab1j00 what.... he said to do it so I tried
@@ab1j00 also...I ALREADY F*CKING KNOW I’M BEHIND ON MY RENT PAYMENT! LEAVE ME ALONE
the cringe,,, i-
It was my birthday yesterday, so the thumbnail is especially hilarious. Thanks for all your great videos.
Today is actually my birthday, feels nice to have rslash wish me happy birthday with the thumbnail
Hello everyone ♥️
Hello! ❤️
I mean we can send him a Tesla pic from Google he never specified that it had t be our Tesla he just said send him a pic of a Tesla he never said he'd get the Tesla either so even if you send him the pic it's a free 1000$
Wut? He didn't say a pic of a Tesla....he said to send him the Tesla cars
@@pitsahat2 yes tesla cars pictures qualify. He could download them and print them with a 3d printer and then just get the battery. EZ
Its free real estate
@@saranshkapoor2461 this man gets what I mean
Also he said a Tesla right? He didnt specify that it had to be a actual Tesla or a toy Tesla he said it was a Tesla he never said it couldn't be a pic of a tesla
I like how CZcams begins to recommend me Rslash videos right before he Uploads an video
rSlash, you always make fun of your voice and its appeal, but honestly, there are so many nights (especially travelling) where I sit back and doze off listening to you and your Karens, ChoosingBeggers, and PuppyBloopers as I drift off to sleep lol
Me: ha ha ha Rslash doesn’t have anything to bounce of for the sponsor
Rslash: u THOUGHT
Person: Wants art
Artist: "Ok" gives a reasonable price
Person: "No! Suddenly, the art I wanted is now trash because of a price"
Choosing Beggars are such hypocrites
Haha I love that Scottish part "naw" oh if u want a good insult use the word tadger which means willy or choad😂
"Bawbag" is better
I love the “huh?!” Lol
This is weird but i find r/slash's voice attractive
Honestly I preferred earphones to earbuds, earbuds just don't feel right plus they fall out too easily
Same here. Plus, with earphones, you don't have to clean off the wax every so often.
yeah i don't like the raycon for many reasons, but the one good thing about them is the design, they really don't fall out of your ears, they are very snug, but raycon didn't design them. also, headphones have better sound quality, battery life, and comfort.
I’m not a seller on Etsy but I have to say as a buyer I’ve never had a single negative experience with any sellers. Turns out if you act like an adult about things everything goes a lot more smoothly. Everyone I’ve purchased from has been super nice and accommodating and it seems like the ones from these posts were as well.
Your sultry voice is always in my ears! 😂😂. I love your channel!
bruh it’s my birthday
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday 🥳
Happy b-day!
happy birthday
Happy Birthday
First date in five days so I’m a little worried because my mom is a little entitled😐🎂
Lmao that was almost a Julien Solomita level segue. Good job Rslash
1:00 I first thought it is going to be an legit art contest for your community... but then the Rslash humor came in XD
I would actually love to be part of an art contest.
Horse
So glad the first comment isn't "First"
You’re the first comment. And donkey
@@taxevasion0336 this is my job
Alot of scrolling got me here
@@jcrimson. ok I was the 30th comment so I didn’t have to
I'm crying because the cyperpunk 2077 post was all over Twitter and it was such a good laugh and I'm so glad it was slapped onto rSlash's vid XD
I found that transition from stories to the sponsor quite funny
Nice job
My most memorable negative experience on Etsy was someone who ordered something and didn’t put a full address. When I asked them for the full address they refused to provide any more information and placed ANOTHER order with the same address. I asked “are you SURE this is the correct address?” And they said “yezzzz ;)” so I knew they weren’t serious, refunded both orders and cancelled which ended up costing ME money. That was my first experience with refunds and they exploited that.
"i want you to spend hours working on art for me and maybe if you're lucky i'll give you enough money for a happy meal"
I remember the cyberpunk person! I follow the person on twitter and was just like "rslash is gonna see this, I'm calling it" and kept scrolling 😂
Me sitting here going "He DOES have a sultry-smooth voice though, maybe I need some Raycons..."
The Sticker Choosing Beggar at 2:50 sounds JUST LIKE a lot of eBay Buyers, who try to get money back - even partial refunds - after ordering the wrong thing, damaging the item or LATER reading the listing. Amazing! Feedback extortion on eBay and Etsy are thriving, aren't they? rSlash, Etsy and eBay are EXACTLY as bad as you suspect.
Glad to see the Choosing Beggars are still around for our amusement.
I love the choosing begger videos!! The voices crack me up and brighten my day!! Keep up the great work man!! 👍🏻❤️👏🏼
“I need money for clothes”
“I’m also getting my kids a puppy” 🤦🏽♂️
when he said also lady if ur gonna listen to music loudly... i knew that a sponsor was coming lol
Hey, Etsy seller here. 2020 was complete and utter hell with customers. Ppl didn't understand shipping delays. So they did charge backs, bad reviews, and still got the item. Normal years you get choosing beggers but no where near as bad as this year. Ppl threaten bad reveiws. But now etsy allows us to fight back for the blackmail but not for the bad reviews for shipping
getting a notification for this episode is wild considering it’s actually my birthday today
5:38 oh god, it's like that flapjack bit, _[gruff voice] "grow up?? i'm 38 years old!"_
I can't be the only one who found that to be the best RayCon transition ever
cant wait for the podcast of this
A THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR A FIVE TO SIX FIGURE CAR? WHAT AN AMAZING DEAL!!!
🤣
I love how Rslash haves these witty retorts on these goddamn CB (,: I appreciate you.
It's 21.10 PM here and I'm listening this before I sleep, 10/10 recommended 😌✨
It’s 06:14 here and this is my start of the day so agreed 😅