r/Choosingbeggars "I WIll Buy Your New Mac Book Pro for $0"
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r/Choosingbeggars Ever wonder how choosing beggars try to buy new computers? Well, its pretty simple, really. Basically they just demand a ridiculously low price and then cuss the seller out when they inevitably refuse. Capitalism in action! If you like this video, subscribe for more funny Reddit content!
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"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
License: CC By Attribution 3.0 - Komedie
Professionals: "I need to be paid for my services."
Choosing Beggars: "Why are you being so GREEDY?!"
Also CBs: Iâm a single mom of four kids and have twenty husbands
@@vewayy yes
yes
Vewayy âall of whom are in various government seats so that makes *me* importantâ
@@vewayy You'd thing you'd be fucking rich having twenty husbands provide for you.
"Exposure"
I'm really hating that word.
Exposure is good but money is better and exposure with the actual cost of the art is the best
Its Compensation for me. Fucking hate that
Me too
such a manipulative word
It's a vile word
*spends $5,000 on gifts*
âCome on man, help out someone in need!â
Know lots of people like this. They are only broke to others and not themselves.
OMG that is a pet peeve of mine. ONCE you establish that you are throwing away money like that ... YOU CAN NO LONGER SAY THINGS LIKE "oh, I'm hurting for money right now." ETC. Saying "I'm hurting for money" or "I need help, I'm broke right now, can you help me out?" Is for people who are NOT able to spend $5k on xmas.
Ikr like damn, my mum always had to buy gifts for 6 kids, yet it would never be that much!
@@milespico7179 which is why the "I'll pay you back when I get my tax refund" dodge is the absolute best. These people never consider debts a priority over spending on themselves.
Seriously. "Having kids isn't cheap" fuck off. Kids will understand if you need to not spend a gross amount of money for Christmas. Yeah it's four kids and that builds up but just. Get all four of them a communal game console and a few games, that'll be less than $1000!
Of course we canât trust each other. This is why, we have a contract.
You can trust me, I just can't trust you.
"Send us the photos and we'll decide IF we'll pay."
666 likes
love yourself 669 likes boo yah
OCEANANTICS ruined
"It's just stapling wood"
"My dad can do that"
"I really want one"
Then do it yourself ffs
DylanWertzlerProductions no
DylanWertzlerProductions you liked your own comment didnât you
"but I can't afford the materials and wood and stuff"
666 likes
"Wow you're so rude. I will leave a BrUtAl ReViEw"
âAll artists need exposureâ yes but tHEY CANâT LIVE OFF IT
Sure, when my property taxes are due, the government would LOVE for me to pay them in exposure bucks!
This is why we have baseball bats.
Me telling the store clerk I will give her a shout out on my snapchat so I can buy 1 (one) bean.
Death by Exposure
How to get exposure and make money: Stream your creative process on twitch. It's the perfect form of self-advertisement.
Guy saying he's gonna give a $500 tip when he just offered to barely pay for the services? That ladies and gentlemen is what we call a red flag
Actually it was a 500 rand tip , and one rand at the moment is 0,053 American dollars! So the tip was 26.65 dollars in total ...
it was rand not dollars
All calls should be recorded and be company policy.
The one that was in South Africa...
He offered a tip of 500 RANDS, not dollars. The South African rand is
worth about 7 cents in American money. Yep. He offered them a $35 tip.
17 rand is about ÂŁ1 xD
@@really507 it's dollars, not pounds...
69 likes nice
@@really507 don't make us look dumb
Milena Srbova he is talking in general, he is not talking about this comment specifically.
Take a shot every time a CB says âiâm a single motherâ
/this
"I'm a single mom, and I need a tattoo covered up."
"Lady, you need a life coach first, as you're obviously incapable of making adult decisions."
Take a shot every time someone says they'll pay in exposure
Peter Shipway or âiâll give you a shoutout!â With their 2nd grade level grammar
Always been a bit of a pet peeve of mine since I've had friends who had single moms who worked super hard to make ends meet [one of em was a nurse who worked late shift at a hospital] CBs who use that excuse make the good moms look bad.
Basically 24/7 way to be wasted
"come on, I'm a single parent/have kids. Why you won't give it for free"
Ah yes, it's fault of the painter/worker for you having spawns.
@@vewayy No you sexist piece of shit, it's "as if it's our fault they didn't use a condom". Having sex is normal and healthy, but I guess you wouldn't know that because no one would do it with you
I was a single mother. I never asked for anything for free. I paid for shit like everyone else. Kids are never an excuse for douchebaggery.
Limi V itâs very slutty if you start using your children as excuses for free things lmao
@@stary3482 I do not think that word means what you think it means. lmgtfy.com/?q=slutty
Of satan.
Hilariously it works on 2 levels here lol.
âExposureâ doesnât put food on the table.
Gha... I would like but... 69...
@@ChaoticAngelKitten too bad
maria jimenez No more 69. Now gets like.
That's fair
or pay expenses
Whenever someone saysâbut my *insert friend or relative* can do it cheaperâ after asking you, you instantly can dismiss them as a beggar. If your relative/friend is so good, why donât you ask him before me?
I dont see how it dismisses them as a begar since 100% of the time the person who could do it faster and cheaper doesnt exist.
socks man The more reason to dismiss them as a beggar... I think you misunderstood, what I meant by âdismissâ is that you know that theyâre a beggar.
Probably because the choosing begger already burned that bridge.
Hi. I'm sorry, I didn't think about what I said yesterday."
*Translation* : "I realized, just now, that slagging off a family friend who babysat for us, who I was harassing for free crap, was a terrible idea as my wife will be pissed and we're down a babysitter."
It astounds me how people don't realize how utterly transparent they are when they're begging for freebies and discounts.
More like: "I know I said some pretty rude things yesterday, but hopefully this apology will be enough to erase what I said so I can try to swindle you again today and if it still doesn't work then I'll resort to saying some equally rude things like yesterday."
Methinks the bloke had a few too many pints when that was initiated
Wait until she finds out he didn't buy her anything for her birthday.
You canât leave a review on a product you didnât even purchase đ
True. That would be against the law. đ
âI am a buyer,â
You can leave a review on how the interaction went. Though that person was insane..
actually, you can on some websites
You can. "I decided not to purchase this product/use this service/shop at this store because...". I've done that a few times for things like "restaurant smells like rotted meat", or "product was very clearly made of cheap materials". That guy, though... he's just being an ass and trying to get some form of petty revenge when he's clearly in the wrong. And OP proved it.
"I want to be able to warn others about you!"
Warn them...that they expect to be paid for their work and won't tolerate verbally abusive choosing beggars?
Translated: I want to lie through my teeth to everyone else as revenge for not giving me free stuff.
There are three sentences that make me groan in pain by now
"I'm a single mother"
"My kid deserves it"
and
"You've got one, you don't need the old one"
"Paint me with your materials for free"
"I can't"
"You greedy"
Edit:Yes I under [STAND] that you are all watching Jojo's
Jotaro
"Give me free stuff"
"No"
"You're the greediest man alive and you're also a *every swear word in the universe*
Hollll up
dad? you shaved?
Michael Jackson: ...
"wow"
-Choosingbeggars
Wow
How rude of you
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Hello?!
@@grubbyjoe be quiet and plus your vid has comments off
"Wow way to run a business"
Moments later:
'Please let me have this free. Don't be so greedy to think about your net loss!!'
Watching "choosingbeggars" videos, we always see the same pattern: The victim playing dumb and always explaining themselves to the entitled jerk. Don't give explanations to jerks. You don't owe them that.
I love Rslashes choosing beggar voice.
I can imagine the face lmao
Hahaha yea
Also
69th like XD
SorrowTV is way better at it.
@@seditiouswalrus fuck off then
3li0 yeah but sorrowTV is better than most voice actors
*Person giving out free samples*
CB: How much are they?
Person: oh they are free
CB: *gasp* THAT'S EXPENSIVE! HOW DARE YOU
hm what if
CB : GIVE ME ALL OF THEM!
Person : im sorry but these samples are 1 per person
CB : bUt My bAbY NeEdS tHeM
@@crosshika2980 continues...
CB: Person IS HARRASSING ME HELP!!!! THEY THREATENED TO KILL ME AND I DEMAND TO SEE THEM ARRESTED.
Person: *shocked pikachu face*
@@crosshika2980 and my baby has CaNcEr
Cb: "oh but YOU should pay ME for trying them for you" đlmao
R/comedycemetery
CB: Whatever my dad can make it in 1 day
OP: Then ask your dad to do it
CB: *Wait, no, that's not how you're supposed to play the game*
âall artists need exposureâ
yeah
you can pay for the art
and then expose it
"I'm a married dad, I'm not a choosing beggar or expect it for free."
I wish
The chirstmas village post: I love how at the very beginning he says this is how you run your business then says you are actually charging. Hahaha my dude is one serious twit.
CB "cant you cut me a deal I'm a single mom"
Tattoo Artist " I dont give a f@ck if you run an orphanage tbh"
Hahaha TA is my hero
Seriously!!! Its gotten even worse these days too. Our culture has convinced all of these women that their victims of something. And it's like bonus points if you are a single mother. As if you deserve a prize for it. Pathetic.
@@mr.fettesq.7705 ,Yeah đ I've gotta start milking it more ,jokes I'm not that entitled enough
"I have a low tolerance for rude people"
two minutes earlier he accepted a choosing beggar offer... yeah right
Yeah, not that the choosing beggars are even remotely right, but every time someone says something like that, I immediately assume that they're almost certainly rude themselves.
Honestly the first choosing beggar is so ludicrous Iâm having a hard time believing itâs real.
Same! I was thinking this has to be satire...
We can only hope.
TraustiGeir the prophecy is true
I hope his wife saw this conversation and tore him a new one for trying to take advantage of HER friend. The artist is not his friend and he is all but a stranger to her. So why should she paint anything for him for free?
Doctor Happy Pills the wife went with the husbands side as he said in a reddit comment and ruined the friendship
(With the painting thing) A similar thing happened to me. Iâm a beginner in painting and I charge like 5 or 6 dollars, not that much right? Well apparently not to my cousin. She came to me once and this is what happened (Cc choosing cousin)
Cc: Hey, could you do a painting of my mom? I need a Christmas present for her but I canât buy anything.
Me: sure, if you can give me about 5 dollar-
Cc: Why canât you do it for free?? Iâm your cousin after all
Me: Iâm sorry but Iâm not waisting my time on something that Iâll get no payment for
Cc: But whyyy
Me: Because I have my own things to do
Cc: FINE your paintings are sh*t anyway!
And then I painted a picture of her mom and *I* gave it to her with *MY* signature. I also told her about Cc since my aunt had 0 tolerance for her children being brats. And Iâm kind of petty.
lol
Galaxy_piper
cAn yOu PaInT mE oNe FoR fReE
Galaxy_piper what happened after that
5 comment and the 150 like
Sounds awesome :)
The guy who wants the village is the CEO of âHELLLLO?, WOWâ
Hes CEO of WOW WOW wow
When at 10:26 i read "German" I just sunk into the floor. We certainly have the most embarassing Karen-type of stereotype one can imagine
In Italy Karens (or Francescas) are more of a passive aggressive kind of entitled
That last guy should have started deleting a picture for every day they don't pay
@@grubbyjoe can you stop
YO
they would probably try to sue or some shit
Instructions not clear enough. Commented pear instead.
@@tidepodpadthai2633 They may try, but they haven't payed, so technically it's not theirs.
That one with the wood and the shelf sounded like a thirteen year old. No joke.
Adults do act like that too.
Since it's illegal to throat punch when people act like that, we make fun of those people here and other channels.
This is like when someone kept asking me to draw them art for free and acted devastated when I said I dont do free art
@@tommyshelby2250 You should not let jerks stopping you from doing what you love.
"I feel I have offended you..." Idk why but I found this line hilarious with that voice and situation lol
Same lolz.
Bro they should have babysit them for free AND give him the painting for free what was he thinking?!
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DylanWertzlerProductions SHUT THE FK UP
@@grubbyjoe i will
Vewayy I got hacked Iâm sorry
As an artist I can say this shit happens all the time
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Fortunately i did not came across something exactly like this before but i had a few annoying encounters. But those were harmless to my blood pressure...Unlike the person(more like thing) in the video.
8:00 acts like a 12 year that just found out swear words
CB: you're sleeping? Rude!
Op: It's 2am
Cb: Make me this for free.
Op: I can't, I need materials
Cb: B***
Op:lol bai
I love the lady who questions why they're charging after originally saying "wow way to run a business".
Yes that's how a business works.
I would have just said goodbye and blocked them right after that rude line.
The main motivation for a real business is passion(i do it because i love to do it).
If i do not feel comfortable working with you then the money does not worth it.
@@cosmicreef5858 I agree with your first sentence, however there are several issues with the last 2.
There are many reasons why a "real" business operates, profits, passion, social change, etc.
As to the last sentence, you're talking about employees. A business is run by employers.
And the freedom to leave work or simply change is a luxury many can't afford. It's not that simple when you have a family to feed, rent to pay, bills piling up.
Love how the christmas village guy went for a second round of scorn. LOL
This is one of the better posts. I really appreciate these because it not only shows me that I'm not the only one dealing with absurd people, but that it could always be worse.
It always makes my blood boil when CB says 'wow' after being rude and get what they had coming.
Whenever I see a stupid begging post I always reply sarcastically now, Iâm not âniceâ or patient to these people anymore. Gotta speak a language they can understand
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@@grubbyjoe It's time to stop!
Evan Chismark Iâve been hacked, Iâm not actually writing this!
Oh Iâm not most definitely not a nice person so choosy beggers would get stabbed
@@grubbyjoe If you've really been hacked, reset your password... otherwise the hacker will continue doing this...
8:07 is amazing. For a moment I thought someone was at my door.
"Wow, how are you so rude" - *CB after cursing at OP several times*
"Buying in Gucci Store"
Beggars:can I pay 1$
Normal human being: "Hello"
CB: "Give me ur kidney!!!!!!!!!! "
"Hello"
"Hello"
"Ur a bad person for not wanting to have life threatening surgery to give me ur kidney even tho we don't know each other" đđ€Ł
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You just gotta love how the rSlash guy says "hello" in such a choosingbeggarish way. It sounds great xD
Artist exposure = gallery spots.
Not some crap-pastesâ living room where no one will see it.
The first woman should gift her friend the screenshots so she could see how her husband treats her best friend.
Apparently she did, and the wife took the husband's side...
@@familiarstranger2080 Had to go search op on reddit. Damn, and thereÂŽs a new post now where the wife claims that her husband wrote the texts that were from her to op.đ€đđ
The ultimate battle
A Boomer versus Mega Karen
Dang this is fr my most liked commentđ€đ€
I canât thank yâall enough đ€§đ€§Thanks my boys
Sometimes I wonder what Karen vrs Karen would look/sound like.
@@chastitymarks2185 i just imagine two goats fighting each other
F for karens that are actually good ppl
The world would explode
@@PacMacDo
I have NEVER heard of a "good Karen"
I really hope the artist was fwding all those to his wife
OMG... I'm an independent artist so I've had so many of those messages. Usually on Facebook.
The Laptop story reminded me of something.
I have some Fantastic friends who hand down their electronic equipment whenever they upgrade. Really sweet people but they get some Serious choosing beggars.
People getting upset and whining because they're not Actually getting given the latest tech, demanding they upgrade sooner, or literal begging. They Get Nothing.
But my laptop died recently and I cannot afford to replace it. 3 of them offered me their old ones And tech support.
Greatest People Ever.
Unless you're a choosing beggar. ;)
"Way to run a business!" Goes to "wait you want money?"
Duh, of course a MacBook is worth $0. How dare those scalpers sell them for $500!
Honestly, if I didnât need this MacBook for my job, Iâd give it away for free in a heartbeat. lol I hate Apple!
Equinerhael thatâs not good enough, GIVE IT TO ME, NOW!
@@SPEEDFRAK ok. Pay me $100 and you can have it!
Equinerhael what did I just say? MacBooks are FREE. PERIOD. They cost NOTHING. PERIOD. I deserve your NOW, FOR FREE. PERIOD.
@@SPEEDFRAK Whatâs that? You want to pay me $200 for it! How nice!
Drinking Game: take a shot every time that guy asking for a Christmas Village says 'wow'.
might as well down the fucking the vodka bottle.
The way your voice gets more and more exasperated when you're reading OP's side of the story is so realistic and funny
"I feel that I've offended you" absolutely KILLED me
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Person: give stuff away for free
CB: "How much is it?"
Person: "its free"
CB: "WAIT YOU ARE NOT GOING TO PAY ME????? I SHOULD GET AT LEAST 100 MILLION DOLLARS BECAUSE IS NEEDED TO WALK ALL THE WAY TO HERE!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE SO GREEDY AND I NEED THAT MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
Hey F you for not building me a mini village
*guy stops answering
Karen:HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO
I mean what did u expect
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I always get so excited when r/ reads stories from South Africa. (Bc I'm from there)
Lazygirl when he said $500 instead of R500
Greetings fellow South African :D
Iâm a Namibian, living in Europe and even I get excited đ
Where's the puppy bloopers. I'm suing you
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Saw that story about the South African photographer on a different video and Iâll say here what I said over there: R500 (currency is Rand) isnât great for a luxury service like wedding photography. Especially if youâre planning on cheaping out on your bill. You canât even get 4mb/s internet for a month with that money lol. Itâs about $34 when converted. Those people were just being jerks.
I can't feel sorry for the wedding photographer who KNEW he was being fed BS from a cheap groom who even dropped "gentlemen's agreement" crap but STILL took the job. When you are TOLD you are going to be screwed over but go for it anyway, you really have no one to blame but yourself.
Hey no one could be more choosing
*giornos theme starts playing*
CB:oh so you approach me
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The first situation:
CB: *spends $5k on 4 kids for Christmas ($1.25k per child)*
The average spent on my Christmas presents: *300-450 (I did get a $1k phone for Christmas last year so that was pretty epic :D)*
store: oxygen in here is free-
Cb: THATS TO MUCH YOUR SO GREEDY.
Dude, canât you pin my comment? Iâm a single mom.
SweetAriee I run an orphanage
Im child wit Canser pin my coment.
X = Doubt.
Tell me ur location so you wont be single
TheDeadlyBlueWolf r/wooosh
Take a shot every time that one guy said âwowâ
Instructions unclear, I now have alcohol poisoning.
Instructions unclear, Cat in microwave.
Instructions unclear, fire in my house
I feel like itâs fine to haggle or ask something but if people are pushy or rude after being rejected thatâs when I start judging them.
Iâve been binge watching all your videos, your content is nice to listen too while studying. Gives me laughs listening in a boring time
Beggar: how much?
Me: ÂŁ1
Beggar: I will pay ÂŁ0!
Me: I guess you will pay 99p
I've been watching so many of your vids because there great.Keep up the good work
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I always like to rewatch these just because I love how Rslash says "Hello", "Is this still available?", and "Huh?"
"I feel I have offended you" xD I laughed too loud
Story with the photographer:
In Austria we call this ppl "german refugee kids", no matter how old they actually are.
Petition for Rslash to censor the curses and slurs with his dog barking.
absolutely signed
Yes
No
As much as I love dogs, that would get annoying pretty quickly haha
Pls no
Rslash: I only have one word to say to them
Also Rslash: *says two words*
Deleted? đ€
I love your podcast. Last night I just listened to it until I fell asleep. Its amazing, so thank you for making a very cool podcast.
Jeez. I haven't seen such an uproar about canvas since the Fallout 76 fiasco.
"hello?" "hello?" "dude wtf"
-The man how said to the seller to fy
Funny history, sad in real life.
^
^
7:11 LOL! You have no power here. I almost choked on my drink when he said "By law...".
8:44 That was the perfect response! I raise my glass to thee, random tattoo-artist.
Artists making museum styled paintings and living in an apartment on the brick of eviction : I can reduce it to $200 for you
Beggar : *Exposure*
Remember being polite is repeatedly swearing at someone and constantly insulting them.
10:47
Just to clarify R is Rand our currency, the US$ ranges from about R15 to R19
CB: You are so rude!
Also CB: *Proceeds to swear at OP about 80 times*
The first CB âyour being punished by the universe I donât want that bad energy near my kidsâ the universe (uno reverse) CB can you please baby sit PO ânoâ
If I was the photographer I would not refund their deposit money saying that it was non-refundable.
For real... I thought deposits were always non-refundable but maybe it's different in South Africa.
"Wow way to run a business"
"Wait you're CHARGING for these?"
Uh yeah.... that's why it's a business.
The way u read these is simply perfect đđđđ ur voice ur impersonations are exactly how Iâd assume these ppl sounds đ
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The first story was in one of the previous video but LOVE IT
I'd have two words to say to him: Deleted, Blocked.
Dude oh my goshđđđ when he did the âthud thud thud!â Open up!â At 8:07 I literally jumped and thought someone was banging on my front door!đđ Iâm upstairs cleaning!đ
When OP said "is over 100GB and this is South Africa, it would take 2 years"
Man I felt that, I'm venezuelan and our down speed is like 60kb/s