r/Choosingbeggars I Don't Want To Catch "The Gay!"
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r/Choosingbeggars The woman in today's video has a very unusual fear. She doesn't want to get knee replacement surgery because she's afraid that she might catch something from the knee donor. What is she so afraid of catching? Well, its not a bacteria or a virus, it's... "the gay." Yes, she's afraid that evil, lying doctors will trick her into receiving a knee transplant that will completely change who she's attracted to. If you like this video, subscribe to my channel for more daily Reddit content!
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I used to be a heterosexual like you until I took a gay to the knee
Ok
By the gods!
Lmao
It's not gay with the homies
Gay guy ur takin meh joob
As a bisexual can confirm, one knee craves men while the other craves women
Can also confirm one half wants Boys the other wants girls
As a pansexual, cannot confirm.
{ Witch-Kun } Do you prefer stainless steel or aluminum pans?
@@NotPassive-356 wtf im not trusted to cook of that's what you're referring to
{ Witch-Kun } I canât tell if this is sarcasm or genuine r/wooosh.
Nobody:
"The Gay": HEADS, SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES, KNEES AND TOES
BWAHAAAHAHAAA!!!! Thatâs really funny!!!
I'm getting shoulder surgery soon. I'm really hoping I fully catch "the gay" as I'm not having much luck with guys.
HEADS, SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES, KNEES AND TOOOEEEES, EYES AND EARS AN MOUTH AND NOSE, HEAD, SHOULDER KNEES AND TOES, KNEES AND TOES,
@@jotarokujo_starplatinum5492 ohhh nooo its spreading
Here's a conclusion for that song:
Heads, shoulders, knees and toes,
knees and toes,
knees and toes,
Head, shoulders knees and toes,
my gay new knee!
"Gayness resides in the joints"
It's true, I smoked weed now I'm gay
Nice
I mean, in all fairness, that's how it worked with my gay best friend. The weed gave him dopamine and confidence, so he was able to come out of the closet. This was like, 12 years ago. His 30th birthday was earlier this month, and had a good ol' time catching up. because the 'Rona makes it hard to travel from Tacoma, WA to Gainesville, FL on a whim. I still haven't met his latest boyfriend, and this is his longest relationship afaik, which makes me feel sad and like a bad best friend, because it's been like 6 years. Also, I miss the fucker.
Lol nice one đ
Well, if you did real drugs like an adult, this wouldn't have happened.
j/k
@@skippy8696 LOL
It's true, I caught my ankle kissing some guy on the bus yesterday
Cracked đ€Łđ€Ł
Cut it off before it spreads. Don't spread the gay.
Can you use that as an excuse for kicking someone in the face? No no I didnât kick you, my ankle has the gay!
Before I watched the video I thought you misspelled uncle.
WHAT A QUALITY COMMENT!!!
I live a complicated life. My knee is gay, my shoulder is a lesbian, and my hips are non-binary asexuals.
But, man, you should see me dance.
That does sound spectacular!!
My elbows are Abro and it feels like I whack my funnybone whenever they switch sexualities
Aw man- im not sure if your dancing would be spectacular or awful. The shoulder would be a good dancer, the knee as well, the non-binary asexual hips feels like they would be awkward- oh no. The dancingâs in the hips, this is gonna be a catastrophe
And you were born with glass bones and paper skin
My elvows are lesbian, my shoulders are trans male and my knees are super gay! I kill it in power lifting while wearing a top fashion selection of gym tights!
I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THE âi was a heterosexual like you, then i took a gay to the kneeâ
NOOOOOOO I JUST ALMOST STOPPED LAUGHINGGGGGG
"Almost", since this has to be the best comment section I've ever seen on rSlash-
Let me guess, someone stole your sweet role
@An Axolotl Who are you talking to?-
@An Axolotl Well then.. That's for me to know,
And for you to wonder in constant paranoia.
"I'm sorry... You have the gay in your knees. There's nothing we can do"
"I will docx you" Nooo I don't wanna be a Word document aaaaaaaaaa
LMFAO BEAUTIFUL
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The only reason you would want to catch âthe gayâ, is when you already have âthe gayâ.
WAIT...
ITS AL GAY?!
@@kragmybeloved3583 *cocks gun* always has been
@@obiwankenobi8033 OMG OBI WAN KENOBI PLEASE DONT DO IT WHY ARE YOU DOING I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOOD IM SHAKING RN
I caught the big gay. Literally, he's a fucking mountain. 0-0
So yeah, your comment is accurate. :P
As an omnisexual, I would like to be more gay please.
âI donât understand that language....what is she speaking??â
âGayneseâ
;)
HAHAHA I CANNOT VRWATHE âGAYNESEâ = âGAY KNEESâ
Donut Max Haha you got it đ
HA
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As someone who studies osteology (bone studies) I can tell you that there are general things we can estimate by studying various bones (sex and age from the pelvis/skull, body size from long bones, etc) but not one can tell me about a person's sexual orientation. That would be AMAZING though. Imagine the studies we could do about sexuality in the past with that info.
If I was a doctor and that lady needed a surgery of any type, I'll tell her i'm gonna use "straight parts", then afterwards tell her "Oh i made a mistake, I actually used a gay shoulder (or whatever she gets surgery on)" and watch her lose it đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Well, of COURSE you can catch "the gay"!
Happiness is contagious after all!
Nice! Going old school definition! :D
Even Fred Flintstone had a gay ol' time.
That was s m o o t h
PFFFFFT This is great đđđ
â@@danielgehring7437 XD đ
As a lesbian organ donor I can confirm you will indeed catch "the gay" đ€Ł
... lmao secrets can't be revealed like that!!! We must do it quietly đ
Damn lol its like Among US! You're the imposter đ
nice
I'm already attracted to women, what would a lesbian organ do to me?
Will I at least gain fashion sense along with a hot body
"Once I was a heterosexual like you, then I took a gay in the knee"
I want this on a tshirt, some please make this lol đ€Łđ
I would buy this shirt lol
"there's _2 gays_ among us"
*later*
"Jeremy didn't had the gay"
"3 gays remaining"
Dunno what's funnier : saying that the KNEE is gay or the fear of catching "the Gay"
You gay now
@@kragmybeloved3583 don't pull a leg on me lmao
@@MikuDraconia you now have a third leg.
@@kragmybeloved3583 you now want third leg
Jason W HAHAHAH
I love how the kid tried reverse psychology on that dude like, ânO U MESSAGED ME FIRST BC U WANTED TO GIFT ME. thIs wAs yOur iDeA.â
Lmao I know right? I thought âWho does he think he is, Joseph Joestar? That Iâm going to say what he thinks Iâm going to say? Just to fuck with him I wonât lol.â
Speech 97
Level progress
91/100
The child's Intelligence -70
You're giving him too much credit. If that IS reverse psychology, it definitely wasn't planned to be.
That kid right there is why people hate fortnite.
I love how that 9 year old continued to spew slurs and insults even after the guy said he'd do it.
Imagine if he was serious, why would you keep insulting him once you get what you want?
That kid's probably like 8
I'm not typically one to support harming kids but if I were this kid's mom I'd slap him into the next continent
The guy trying to race the Porsche thinks heâs such a hotshot... when he didnât even know what kind of engine a 911 has. đ€Ł
He was wrong in like almost everything he said. The 996 911 will totally do 170. I can think of 3 cars right now that will do more then 140 that are v6 and naturally aspirated, and as you mentioned he kept saying v6 and itâs a flat 6 lul
Finally I have found my people, who know what they're talking about. But ya dude kept saying freaking v6 and not flat 6 lul đđ
SketchE Iâm just a tech student right now, so I donât know everything, surely shouldnât be thought of as âknows what heâs talking aboutâ but I know a hell of a lot more than this nut job.
Plus, for going that fast, why go for a Porsche 911? Boxer/Flat engines are notorious for head gasket failures and going that fast will only damage the head gasket.
i thought only planes can do 911
âTo protect myself from fortnite kids and karens I use express vpnâ now thatâs advertising at its finest xD
i Have never wanted more to buy somthing
I just add #nofortnite2yearolds
@@j3void618 yes #nofortnite2yearolds
Dusk The Knight #nofortnite2yearsold
I play fortnite and I wouldnât bother anyone. I literally play for a couple hours a day. Itâs pretty dry, which is why Iâm watching this.
The fact that she called it a "knee transplant". I had a knee replacement a year ago and it was entirely artificial. I set off metal detectors now XD
But did they use gay metals?
@@Valdagast lol, yes. The doctor confessed to that after the surgery.
@@yourdudebk7200 It's a problem in the medical field, man. It's crazy that no one really talks about it!
WHOOP WHOOP IT'S THE SOUND OF- your fake knee and your chance to make security guards super uncomfortable as they search you for weapons, only to find a metal knee. :P
Yeah! Cyborgs FTW!
James: Hey Bob, you hear about Chris?
Bob: No, what happened?
James: He got a heart transplant from a dead gay guy and was turned gay.
Bob.exe has stopped working.
My right shoulder is okay, but my left one is doing a mean shimmy, I'm really worried for its sexuality.
This is like the episode of spognebob weâre he caught the ugly
theyâre turning all the knees gay
Iâve had the Ugly all my life.
Nebulis Noobis LMAOOOO that is such a mood
LOOK AT IT!!!
Bro I was thinking the same thing! XD
broke: I cough on someone and give them Coronavirus
woke: I cough on someone and give them *The Gay*
UPGRADES PEOPLE UPGRADES!
Icon status. We Stan.
so by that logic if i cough at someone I'll give them... the PAN???
Isabelle yeah đł
Enzo Gotuzzo aayyeee robot reference
When you have to keep calling someone the N word. You're most likely 12
or a rapper maybe
6:59 I doubt he does. People often try to say they have the cash in hand, then when they show up they only have a little, and "you'll just have to take it."
He calls himself a racer, but he doesnât even know the engine Porsche makes, they make F6s, not V6s, plus thinks 6 cylinders canât go 120+ without boost. BMW did 150 with N/A 6 cylinders since the 70âs. Dudes an idiot.
âThen BAM! You get gay shoulders tooâ
Oh thats why my shoulders ache like hell
Ah, but that's what the childhood song was warning us about! You start off with a gay head... Then shoulders...
Then knees....
Then toes. :3
1:24 yea, she wonât be moving forward without that transplant either.
QZoid DAAAAAAAAYUUUUUM
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You dropped your best comment award, here you go
@@Tomokaar1 that's not how you say it
Oh boy, somebody pass the ice, she just got a sick burn.
OH GOD I WAS TAKING A DRINK OW MY NOSE đ
Catch 'The Gay'
Catch 'The Emo'
Catch 'The Furry'
How many more before I complete my set of knees?
the trans?
Get a big furry white dog. You know, a Great Pyrenees.
@@AustinBlack28 O hey, that's another set of knees finished!
@@BulletFestival Oh you naĂŻve fool...
I AM THE PYRENEES!
Catch "The Ugly"
If that fortnite message was actually a kid, it's scary he knew and used so many slurs against someone.
They learn it from tv, games, friends, other family members etc. I learned my brother 'bitch' when he was 5 or 6 đ
I love how Rslash is laughing so much while reading
Really? I wondered why he wasn't redoing it. Now I know.
"Get away from me, I'll give you The Gay!"
*"EVERYBODY RUUUUUUUUUN!!!!"*
*stays*
ima stayđ„Ž
Like the cheese touch!
Sorry,I already have "tHe gAy"đđ
The perfect scheme, I wont have to interact hehe
7:34
"When I started working for Mr. Krabs, _I_ had to pay him $100/hr!"
-Spongebob
Had a guy in my HS who actually in the middle of class said he demands a new assignment sheet because he's straight and didn't want to get the gay from the pink paper
Whenever I hear the " High pitch " voice I'm like
"Oh that's the person who doesn't have common sense."
I caught the gay,
But he didnât sneeze
He cu-
WORRRRRRK
*ahem what*
@@itsmekrazyb I assume it's a play on the version of eeny meeny miney moe that includes the line "if he sneezes, let him go."
JEEBUS work!
@@ResidentMilf my comment is a joke lol
My mother believes homosexuality is a choice. I told her it wasnât a choice... what happened? âHow do you know? You got somethinâ you wanna tell me?!â And people wonder why I hate my mother....
She probably sees it this way because Abrahamic religions (Christianity, Islam, Jews) sees sexuality as a behaviour, not an identity.
"What has this world come to?" I asked myself when I read Karen's post.đ€Šââïž
Does âbisexualâ mean half your body parts are gay?
Itâs when some joints are gay but the others are straight, so they come to a compromise.
Yeah my left side is only attracted to women and my right side likes men. I have to be really careful to only kiss guys with the right side of my lips.
You know that line on your scrotum?
Yeah, that's the scar that proves you were stapled together as one half gay man, one half straight!
Its like being double jointed, they go both ways
I think so
Bruh, I'm more scared of blatant scammers than that 5 year old begging for a fortnite skin and "doxing", or as they type it out "docsing" that person
About the Porsche story: I looked it up and if it has the tiptronic automatic it'll do 174 and it'll do 177 if it has a manual. Also, it's not even a v6 like CB said. It's a flat-6 motor lol
13:30
Surprised he can even count that high
And the doctor told her about needing a knee replacement âwith tears in his eyes.â That made me laugh. Yeah knee replacement is so serious that medical professionals break down sobbing when they have to tell the patients and family. Because without the âtransplantâ the family will have to âmove forward without herâ because presumably she will be sitting in the chair, by herself. I donât know why I thought these were the most absurd parts of the post.
A very nieve sponge yet lovable sponge:
"At fifty dollars an hour too! When I first worked for mr krabs, I had to pay him a hundred dollars an hour!"
I love rSlash's '"Karen" voice!
Just heard the knee replacment story.
The kid shouldn't worry about gay. The problem would be if the doctor used bimetallic strips....
Having a knee that bends every which way depending on the outside temperature would be much more problematic I think ;P.
Listening to rSlash right before work is what helps me get through the day
That knee transplant one reminds me of that Halloween episode of The Simpsons where Homer gets a hair transplant from Snake and then the hair grows into his brain, takes over his personality and Homer goes around killing everyone who Snake had sworn vengeance on. I canât believe actual people think something like that is possible
Do you mean Snake from Metal Gear Solid?
What specific season and episode is it? I really wanna see it! I love the simpsons!
@@christie2271 itâs S10 E4: Treehouse of Horror IX
I love the last one. Whoever sent a choosing beggar to r/choosingbeggars was a genius.
The dolphin internship is actually pretty standard for wildlife internships. Wildlife careers are so competitive people are expected to have a degree plus years of experience before getting into there career. Which means college grads are often doomed to do extensive volunteer internships with very little accommodations. shouldn't be this way, but it's more common than people think.
You know it is going to have amazing funny responses when RSlash giggles before hand
I have never been this early before but I can't think of anything creative to say about it.
Same
Here!
Fun fact: no one really cares :)
yo same
Yup.
Something is wrong with people, âIMA CATCH DA GAYâ đ like tf
Imagine if you could actually turn people gay by sneezing the apocalypse is everyone catching the gay. lol
@@erikmckoul2478 AH AH - ACHOOOo
Opps gave you the gay
@@kylekearney8740 noooooooooooo
guys im not worried about the corona im more worried about the âgayâ im so scared
Ohhhhhh, so THAT'S how I'm bi! Only my joints are into girls, the rest of me likes guys. Makes sense to me!
This comment section is killing me, I had to retype almost every word of my comment since I kept scrolling out of curiosity-
âGayness is in the jointsâ Iâm screaming. I knew my knees felt extra homosexual.
Iâm soo glad that I accidentally watched one of his videos last year.
Great set of stories! Thank you for finding and reading them!
I love the choosing beggars episodes! I'm so happy rSlash is posting a lot of then recently
I laughed so hard at the title because I'm wearing a gay pride t-shirt
âOH NO, IâVE CAUGHT THE GAY!â
"Oh no! I'll save you captain Morgan!"
DON'T SPREAD IT
@@Karen-kl7yc WHY ARE YOU SAVING PEOPLES LIVE KAREN THATS A GOOD THING
Well, let him go. He's probably not happy about being caught either.
@@megakaren2160 i used to have "the gay" but now i'm cured
"And with tears in his eyes, he said she needed surgery." Or whatever it was they said. Nah. It's more like they walk in, go "it's broke. Needs fixing. Talk to the front desk to schedule surgery." Then walk out.
Source: the 15+ surgeries I've had in my adult life.
Bonus: I did have one surgeon put his hand on my shoulder one time and say "I'm sorry." Before he walked out.
Edit: relistened. Knee TRANSPLANT?! Kain?!? Baaahahahaaa!!!
The "gay knee transplant" poster is such an obvious troll. I LOL'ed at the whole thing.
The internship one had me at first... Iâve already attended one and am currently at another internship learning how to work with dolphins, these internships are incredibly competitive and hard to get into and although most of those requirements are pretty standard, and most of them are indeed unpaid Iâve never heard of one actually making you pay to attend... and their pay scheme is ridiculous on top of that đ
Yeah I was thinking that going to go spend a few days watching dolphins sounds like a really fun vacation, and a lot of people would probably happily pay what they're asking if they'd just worded it differently. Of course if it was a vacation then they'd have to provide meals and health services in case of accident, and apparently that's a dealbreaker.
Daniel Gehring for sure! I could definitely see something like this as a âbiologist for a dayâ program or something like that but not a professional internship... the two internships that Iâve been to have been great despite being unpaid, both places took having interns very seriously... however when it comes to this story I do also get the feeling that we arenât getting the full picture either
I caught The Gay. He's in a cage in my basement
You were in that movie pulp fiction right?
Talk about a plot twist
Hold up-
Hey rSlash just wanted to say thanks for the daily content, just to wake up and listen to r/entitledparents pretty much makes my day, so I just wanted to say thank you and keep it up! (please)
Just listening to the story at around 0:57, and I was like "Okay, so what's the problem with-" 1:27 and it's like "Oh, there we go. There it is, folks."
People like that infuriate me.
Anyway, keep up the good work, rSlash! Listening to your videos is entertaining and humorous, but some of the stories definitely make me angry. Love the voices you give to the people in the stories, too!
Rslash is the Imposter. He's looking kind of sus.
Super sus, tbh. The most sus.
Ngl Dark Dreams but ur acting sus too. You got no evidence rSlash is the impostor.
Yo Zoologist here,
So the internship one you featured is actually a commonly accepted practice. There are literally hundreds of these companies who visit our colleges (typically 17-19 year olds) and universities (18+) advertising these "projects". They have different locations for different duration's at different prices. They typically give an hour long presentation highlighting all the work they do, the good they do and the fact you can do your final year project data gathering while out there with them. Most of these locations normally entail roughing it in tents or villages that they pass through during the trips. Once they've built up enough hype (Because to be fair if you can afford it, it does look an amazing opportunity / experience) they then hit you with the prices. You have to cover flights, insurance and a general fee depending on who you're with / location you're going to. While I was in university it was pretty standard to see these prices between ÂŁ1500-3000 without flights and insurance. While I said it was experience / opportunity above, it is more of a work position to help their staff out their conducting research. So yes, you are paying them for them to let you work.
They also have a section of how you can raise the money over summer holidays easily, which mainly includes asking family / friends to invest in your future and bag packing at supermarkets. From my experience the only people who go on these trips are people with rich backgrounds where the parents can just drop thousands without batting an eye lid.
Overall, I find it a pretty scummy practice and I always try to discourage people from signing up.
Sad, I caught the gay in 7th grade, and never recovered. :(
You poor poor soul...
I almost succumbed to the gay, but luckily, didn't completely fall victim..
It will still forever plague my life, for I am now trapped as a bisexual, but at least I survived đ
@@_Depending_Viscount_ You are very lucky, I had to go through many surgeries to survive, but they couldn't fix it completely. We are both very lucky to be alive today.
@@elijahisconfused Indeed we are. Hopefully others have been as lucky.
@@_Depending_Viscount_ Yes, we can only hope.
Wait, why did the doctor have tears in his eyes?
Because he was laughing so hard that people think the knees are gay
Karen: "What has this world come to "
Nobody:
As a bisexual, I now fear that a kidney stone I had removed last year could have given my urologist the gay. What do I do if he stops seeing me to become an interior designer??
That fortnite one was a real winner. Jesus Christ, kid had some issues. Mommy prolly dropped him on his head when he was little.
"oh no! I don't want to get lesbian elbows!"
I could do with a bit more heterosexuality in my hands....
good morning r/slash thank you for making my mornings something to look forward to!!!
Yay
"I'm gonna catch 'The Gay'
Damn, i must've got the gay when i was 10
huh
I did an internship working for IMMS studying dolphins and doing photo ID, and all I had to do was get accepted. The work is accurate, especially when being on a boat, but those are some ridiculous fees to be paid...
Who's this u/[deleted] guy? he seems like reddit pro...is there is such a thing?
A legend of unspeakable actions
bUt U/[DelETEd] mEAnS tHey deLETeD tHEiR AcCoUNt /s
@@LKComputes r/WoOoSh
@@SubsonicH O sHIeT
Guys I'm worry to say you all have to stay away from me, because I have "the bi curious"
Same bro
I know right! Now I have to go get a "Pan Scan"
Kasai *_*
I donât mean to scare you but those tests are always positive, I got a gay elbow and it spread too fast :(. Iâm now terminally pansexual.
14:35 HAHAHAHA Iâm screaming
I might be finding this way funnier than it actually is , but Iâm seriously cracking up
rslash puts out videos every single.... every single what?? EVERY SINGLE WHAT I NEED TO KNOW
Never knew gay was contagious
Neither did I
Stop spreading it I don't want my baby liking girls đ«đ
@@Karen-kl7yc shut up karen
I thought it was only karen thatâs contagious
Karen well it's OK to be gay so, nobody cares what you think, Karen. (jk, I know that this is a fake Karen channel)
We've finally found it. It's the final stage of capitalism, where you pay the business owners for the privilege of giving them all your labor!
I really donât agree with his portrayal of this research experience. This is one of the very rare instances where the chance to work in a very limited field is absolutely worth the price. Itâs helpful to compare this experience to any science class/lab you would pay for at university.
@@blakeanderson9438 I'm sorry, you pay for labs at university?
See above comment ^.^
(I mean obviously you pay tuition, but you shouldn't pay for specific courses. This is, once again, the rampant greed of lazy business owners at work)
Nerobyrne Yes, you pay for specific classes and labs. Take more classes, pay more tuition...thatâs how education works at the moment.
As a graduate student I can guarantee that almost all undergraduate research positions are unpaid volunteer positions intended to gain necessary experience for graduate school. These (often underfunded) labs cannot function without volunteers who themselves cannot get into graduate school without the experience.
There are relatively few marine biologist positions in the US (unlike Neuroscience or biochemistry) and even fewer dealing specifically with cetaceans. With so few positions available and such high interest, the opportunity to work directly with whales and dolphins is absolutely worth the price for anyone planning to pursue a degree in marine biology.
@@blakeanderson9438 actually no I don't pay for that, because I live in a proper nation and not a failed state.
Nerobyrne When I was still pre-veterinary medicine, I considered a study abroad experience in South Africa that would have cost me ~$4000, but would give me the opportunity to work with exotic animals. I see the internship described here as no different from these demanding study abroad trips. I believe the only reason you and rSlash think this internship is unreasonable is because youâre not familiar with how internships work in the sciences and how vital they are towards later acceptance into graduate school.
a woman and her husband sit at a candlelit table at a fancy restaurant, celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary. the husband reaches across the table to take his beloved's hand, but suddenly, an attractive waitress in a rather low-cut uniform walks by. from the expression on her face, her husband can tell something's wrong. "honey, are you okay?" he asks lovingly. she forces a laugh as her knee jerks involuntarily. "i'm fine." her husband leans in closer and mouths, "is it the..." he trails off. she nods resignedly, knowing that this will ruin her anniversary dinner. ever since her knee transplant, she has been afflicted by dreadful homosexual urges emanating from her new knee. she cannot go anywhere with an attractive woman nearby, as her knee simply goes haywire in the presence of females. this has ruined countless family outings - the county fair, the art museum, and now, her anniversary dinner. later, as her husband drives the both of them home, she stares out the window sadly. even trips to the supermarket were made unnecessarily difficult by her knee's refusal to cooperate, and this had been a rare occasion when she dared to leave the house for more than five minutes. will she ever be rid of this dread malady? only time will tell.
This is the funniest Choosingbeggars in ages, my throat is actually sore from laughing :'D First, "gay in the knee" and then a choosing beggar finding r/Choosingbeggars and thinking "Jackpot - this is like made for me!" :D:D:D
Best part of my morning! Hands down, and when I have a break in school!
*"The Gay?"*
yeah it's called "Homogenization" and it's done everywhere!
âGay Lesbianâ You mean Bisexual? Lol
that knee transplant scared me, I think I'd stick to my 'kain' instead.
Itâs always good to see an RSlash vid in the subbox
CB: "Im GoNnA mUrDr U!!!!111!!"
How I would reply: "Assuming you asked your parents for permission, sure."
My ex works for a lab, won't say the name, because it is well known. Anyway, their internships are as follows: You work just for the summer, you work full time, but are paid half the salary of the actual job classification. If you do well in the job, they will help with tuition costs, and you may possibly end up working for them. Now that is an internship.
Love these videos. I never expected so many people to act like that. I had one experience while selling some football memorabilia online. I had a scarf listed at 5 quid with delivery charge 2,90. A guy hits me with an offer I can't resist - "I will give you the 5 quid but can't afford 7,90 in total. Can you maybe do 1,20 postage so it's 6,20 in total?" "Hey, this is the standard delivery charge, I don't offer discount on postage as this is what the post office charges me for sending the scarf". "Yeah, but it's really much, can't you just bring the scarf yourself, I see you are registered like 30 miles away from where I am? That way I won't have to pay the post office!". So this guy was basically asking me to drive a total of 60 miles to deliver him a 5 quid scarf because he doesn't have 2,90 and having tried to lower postage to 1,20 meaning all this was for 1,70? Never replied to him again and he tried the same thing with other of my listings a few weeks later as if he doesn't even remember talking to me. :)
Iâm gay and that was really funny for me and my bfâs to watch-
Iâm in a poly-
Not cheating-
Not to pry but I'm poly questioning and wondering what it's like to be in a poly relationship?
Tristina Hoffman idk, itâs just loving two people at once.
Poly is cheating
The Flye no, they love eachother. And they both love me.
@@Badbirdie it's only cheating if you go out with someone else and the other person doesn't know about it. My girlfriend is poly so that's offensive.
đ€Ł this episode made me laugh the most it was fricking hilarious
As someone with a degree in Marine Biology, I can confirm the internship is not unique. Internships are big in this field and can directly lead to permanent postings and paid jobs that otherwise would not be available. Itâs total BS, but definitely very very common sadly
@6:50 There's also the "little matter" of getting arrested for breaking the speed limit, endangering other drivers, etc!