things you can't say at the airport
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Just blew my mind. What explosive word play. That whole skit was dynamite.
Indubitably
Indeed, my good sir.
Why, I rather agree my good sir 🎩 ☕️
How dandy of you 🎩
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"Hope you don't lock away these guns, cuz they the bomb...wait guys I was talking about my arms"
“Your firearms? Yeah, nice try terrorist. Get em, boys!”
Yeah, I know. They're pretty fire arms
That wordplay is explosive
I also brought an unfrozen water bottle
@@shermanharris2551 Thats really clever
@@shermanharris2551wait bro that’s actually smart wha-💀
“Imma tear a wrist” 💀😭🙏🏼
I just realized it sounds like "I'm a terrorist"
@@luv_4everrI didn't realize until my second watch
I understand its for the video but who even says that 😭😭😭😭
@EnlightendBeast999 nobody... its for the video.
We can hear, besides, there's captions
one would say that Daniel made an *explosive* entry
😂😂😂
More like an explosive exit!
@@geoffdroid4121he went out with a BANG!
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That was funny, I swear
HELP
@@goob12309Yes 😂
Did anyone else notice the dancers in the back?💀
They're vibbing to the sound of "tear a wrist'
I did!! 😂
I was waiting for this comment 😂
@@joaomarcelo7171 vibing
@@sharkshakesnaw brah, they VIBBBBBBIN! ✨
His experience is going to be mind blowing
Samesees
@@JohnFKennedymindblownKennedy? go back to bed
@@JohnFKennedymindblownactually come back Joe is not a good president we need you
@@hehehehe_rayeah what he said, save this country!
I watched your audition, your gonna blow up real quick
Anyone remember Mindtrap? A 'riddle' on there I'll always remember is: "A man walks onto a plane, sees someone he knows, raises his hand and says two words to the guy and is immediately kicked off the plane: what did he say?"
"Hi Jack!"
Hi Jack
I see... I did not scroll
@@theimpersonator1052i am confused
@@coggins101 they gave the answer at the bottom of the comment I just didn't see it without scrolling down
Hi, Jack!
Not the tera wrist joke 😭
Get this comment to 911 likes
Lmaoooooo@@brahmbandyopadhyay
He is about to go all Ace Ventura on that poor toilet.
One time when I was a kid the tsa agent asked if I had any weapons in my suitcase and I was like, "no.... well I guess anything can be a weapon really. My clothes could-", and my dad cut me off so quick lol
I misread the first part as
"One time when i was a kid tsa agent" ☠️
Personally, I think they ask this question to see your reaction, not because anybody would actually say 'yes'.
I said yes yesterday because I had the daggers in my carryon. They were not happy with me.@@r1pbuck
“This airplane used to be good but now the company came crashing down”
Sounds like Boeing lol
Therapy seats there's enough for everyone
👇🏾🫣🤭😂😂😂
@@andrewbogard2411does sound like Boeing 💀
I love wordplay like "tear a wrist", though, absolutely unhinged
the people in the background: 💃🕺
daniel: 💣💣💣
Love the ppl dancing behind him
The background: 💃🏻 🪩 🕺
"Demand for PMCs is about to skyrocket"
Love the people doing a rain dance in the background
wait whats going on in the background of the first clip ? 😭
“At this rate, im gonna tear-a-wrist” I ALMOST MISSED IT LMAOO
The guy in charge of watching the bag turned to the camera like: *we know what you did* 💀
Bro is trying to get arrested
I joined the Navy in 1999, They were very clear that if made those kinds of joke you will have a talk with suit that has no sense of humor. you will not make it to basic.
That’s why you don’t eat baco tell before flying
The more you know. 🌈 ⭐
The moment I started going through TSA and then realized my goto choice of affirmation might need to be rephrased for tenporary purposes. Took one weird look from a lady after I affirmed with "Bomb diggity............... oh........" 😂😂😂
One thing I know is that this skit is about to blow up.
Popped up on my feed as I’m in the uber to the airport…
I'm currently sitting in the Denver airport when this showed up. Glad I have headphones.
I’m gonna “tear a wrist”
Is one of the best wordplay I’ve heard of
Bro is gonna get thrown out mid flight 😂
i like the way the Man at the beginning turned to the camera
What a coincidence…I’m at an airport rn 💀
Bomb jokes on a plane have a tendency to crash and burn.
I’ve never seen someone be so cool when it’s time to go poo. It’s like I turn into an animal and feel like there’s a boulder in my stomach
I have a feeling the bathroom will smell like a *bomb* going off 😂
😢🎉🎉Amidst her beauty, her humility remains her most captivating feature❤
The people dancing in the background 😂
Bro used the mobo delight
Wrong choice of words 😂
Me in Spiderman Miles morales looking how much effort they put into the background, while fighting
The people in the back:
💃🕺💃🕺💃
"Apparently there are people who are turned on by fear. You don't even have to flirt with them. You can just be really scary, and have the _terror rizz 'em."_
I had to watch it 4 times to get the tarr-a-wrist joke
the bad 3d worker turning slightly got me
This got recommended to me while I’m literally at the airport right now.
Bro I'm literally sitting in an airport right now with my earbuds in and I came across this video
So happy my earbuds are in
“Look a mine!”
“Don’t you mean mime?”
“No, I’m pretty sure it’s mine, and I think they’re about to explode!”
You should make a skit where some dude refuses to use a bandage and just keeps showing larger and larger wounds to his friend who is using a bandage for a paper cut
If my family eventually invites me to go on a trip with them im gonna use these lines. Thank you so much meme master ^-^
Me casually in an airport watching this
The guy behind him when daniel said "It'll be like a bomb went off in there for real" 😭
That unicorn backpack is da bomb.
The people in the back dancing is just comedy😂
I remember it made the news a few years ago, that Home Depot called the cops on a guy who stated to an employee "Get ready, because I'm fixing to blow up your bathroom". 😂
Proud to say that was in my hometown 🫡
With the flight attendants dancing in the back, I'm definitely entering that plane now😂😂😂
as an egyptian, i approve of this
U can't stop me
Im in the airport rn... 💀
She really knwos what she doing.
People who tried it 👌✅
The official wtf button
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The reporter even fucking laughed when she found out the joke 😂
When you don't know the airport is full of people that blow things out of proportion
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You Will Need
1 ½ cups (195g) all-purpose flour
3/4 cup (150g) granulated sugar, plus 1 tablespoon for muffin tops
2 teaspoons baking powder
1/4 teaspoon fine sea salt
1/3 cup (80ml) neutral-flavored oil, like safflower, avocado, or vegetable oil
1 large egg
1/3 cup (80ml) milk or non-dairy milk, use more as needed
1 ½ teaspoons vanilla extract
6 to 8 ounces fresh or frozen blueberries, generous 1 cup
Directions
PREPARE OVEN AND MUFFIN CUPS
1. Preheat the oven to 400°F (204°C). Line muffin cups with paper liners (8 for big muffins, 10 for standard, or 22 for mini).
2. Lightly grease or spray the tops of the muffin tin with oil to prevent the oversized tops from sticking. High-quality nonstick pans may not require this.
MAKE BATTER
1. Whisk the flour, sugar, baking powder, and salt in a large bowl.
2. Choose a measuring jug that holds at least 1 cup. Add the oil to the jug, and then crack in the egg. Pour in enough milk to reach the 1-cup line on the jug (this should be about 1/3 cup of milk). Add the vanilla extract and whisk until everything is combined.
3. Add the wet ingredients to the bowl with the dry ingredients. Stir gently until the batter comes together. Be careful not to overmix! The batter will be thick, see tips below.
4. Gently fold in the blueberries.
BAKE MUFFINS
1. Divide the batter between muffin cups. If making big-topped muffins, the batter will come to the tops of the paper liners. Sprinkle a little sugar on top of each muffin.
2. Bake muffins 15 to 20 minutes or until tops are no longer wet and a toothpick inserted into the middle of a muffin comes out with crumbs, not wet batter. Transfer to a cooling rack.
3. To store, place them in a plastic bag, seal, and store at room temperature for up to 3 days. To freeze, wrap them tightly in aluminum foil or place them in freezer bags. Freeze for up to 3 months.
😂 they would kick you out 😂
not those workers doing a tango line and a dance battle in the back.
The people in the backround💀
I LITERALLY MADE THOSE JOKES WHILE I CHECKING ONTO MY PLANE! LMAO
Bro failed no poop July
I always get scared at air ports thinking I'm going to say something dumb
he had an explosive personality
I literally got off the plane and this video showed up
The odds of a plane crash today is 1/3 but that’s ok
the way that npc (what is that? a sims character?) instantly snapped to the camera after he said "it will be like a bomb went off"
Someone mentioned blowing up the bathroom at my local Home Depot and they evacuated the whole place 😂
i remember saying "im about to blow up" after eating at the airport mcdonalds, and the guard was right behind me.
when i was a child i just got lip balm and i was walking around a airport yelling i had a bomb and then the security started following us till we got to our gate
Bro the npc dude snapping to the camera after Daniel says “it’ll be like a bomb went off in there fr” I can’t
Man this plane right here, it’s the bomb.
airport employees in 1999: haha enjoy your flight sir 🥰🥰🥰
these phrases were so clever, it blew my mind 🤯🤯
This skit was the bomb.
Hey I saw your comedy show at VidCon! It was hilarious!
Not me getting recommended this the day before a 6 hour flight
Ah yes the best and worst puns in the airport
“Oh this isn’t homemade, it came from a factory. A bomb factory. It’s a bomb.”
This guy is funny bruh! Love him! 😂😂😂😂
The fact im about to go to Seattle😂
Funny you post this the day I before I leave for vacation
You can absolutely say that. You just won't leave the same way you entered
Oh my gosh, is that my friend Jack? "Hi Jack!"
when the pilot's name is jack and you greet him:
"hi jack"
Noticing a guy named Jack on the plane: Hi Jack!
The passengers: aah hijack!
Don't forget to say hi to your friend Jack really loudly.
Another episode of "why women live longer than me" 😂
55:35
William be like:YOU KILLED MY SONNNNN!!!!!! cool shades,can i have em?
I just say I ate the wrong thing and immediately dash for the nearest restroom.
okay, but the people dancing in the background!! LOL
Plot Twist: He's a Creeper from Minecraft
The funny thing is I’m at an airport right now and I was saying that same stuff. Proof that your phone is listening to you at every second 😂😱
When I was a Soldier, I had a flight attendant warn about word usage... while talking to other soldiers about missiles, rockets, and a 30mm cannon. I was a weapons specialist on the Apache.
😂😂😂as I prepare to go to the airport with an upset stomach!
This is freaking amazing. Absolutely hilarious 😂 ❤
"I'm gonna tear a wrist!" Goddamn that took me 2 tries to understand bro said "I'm a terrorist"