Dr. Rizz is Real

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  • čas přidán 25. 06. 2024
  • Source: Collab.Inc
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  • @TalonX_X
    @TalonX_X Před 3 dny +61444

    *doctor walks in* "who was that guy?"

  • @who-wk2dn
    @who-wk2dn Před 3 dny +51161

    dude has more rizz than 95% of people today

    • @hunterhavoc7084
      @hunterhavoc7084 Před 3 dny +96

      Bros rizz is crazy

    • @whitebroccoli694
      @whitebroccoli694 Před 3 dny +271

      Uh no young women would see that as SA. Older women could take a joke.

    • @djmhammer331
      @djmhammer331 Před 3 dny +23

      You’re Not Wrong 😂😂

    • @lotanowo
      @lotanowo Před 3 dny +13

      Oddly specific number

    • @Epoch11
      @Epoch11 Před 3 dny +106

      ​@@whitebroccoli694amen amen amen, If This Were a man and woman in their twenties then this doctor would have been fired for sexual harassment and humiliated on social media. Luckily these two people are old enough and wise enough to understand it's a joke.

  • @BLACCJONNY
    @BLACCJONNY Před 22 hodinami +4762

    That voice got him 9 kids and 15 grandchildren

    • @hughmann706
      @hughmann706 Před 12 hodinami +79

      Did he make his own grandkids?

    • @hunterholliday9813
      @hunterholliday9813 Před 8 hodinami +8

      @@hughmann706😂😂

    • @Calzone808
      @Calzone808 Před 7 hodinami +28

      @@hughmann706that rizz is intergenerational 😂

    • @zarrowthehorse
      @zarrowthehorse Před 4 hodinami

      Cringe

    • @Judgement-xv1pr
      @Judgement-xv1pr Před 2 hodinami +1

      @@zarrowthehorseit seems that the majority of the people that viewed the comment disagree, therefore makes it seem like the problem is with you.

  • @melindaronoh
    @melindaronoh Před 2 dny +6095

    And that voice is promoting his rizz

    • @dont.read-mypicture
      @dont.read-mypicture Před 11 hodinami +1

      Don't translate...
      កុំអានឈ្មោះរបស់ខ្ញុំ

    • @Onecube3655
      @Onecube3655 Před 11 hodinami +1

      Fr

    • @Randomasianwhoplayhsr
      @Randomasianwhoplayhsr Před 10 hodinami +1

      ​@@soupricemf1260that ain't Thai language

    • @Imdoggo_
      @Imdoggo_ Před 9 hodinami

      @@Randomasianwhoplayhsryou’re right, its not thai its khmer

    • @Aeronaut.18
      @Aeronaut.18 Před 9 hodinami

      Laaaaawd 🫠

  • @funnymeymey2320
    @funnymeymey2320 Před 3 dny +31341

    his voice alone oozes with rizz

    • @thomasrigamonti1566
      @thomasrigamonti1566 Před 2 dny +634

      Imagine him young

    • @awesam2399
      @awesam2399 Před 2 dny +127

      I’ve elevated this to the perfect number of likes.

    • @Boris82
      @Boris82 Před 2 dny +36

      Yeah.
      What's rize?
      Is that new internet slang for people born in 2020?

    • @awesam2399
      @awesam2399 Před 2 dny +46

      @@Boris82 "game" with ladies as best I can determine, and I'm FROM Gen Z

    • @Boris82
      @Boris82 Před 2 dny +17

      @@awesam2399
      Game sounds better though doesn't it.
      I'm close to generation X

  • @samueltheg
    @samueltheg Před 3 dny +5091

    His voice sounds like a cowboy that only has one bullet left to shoot his opponent so he could save the town

  • @0oo087
    @0oo087 Před 2 dny +1812

    Definitely a retired army doc. The voice, the cargo pants, the combat boots, the zero fucks given, the horniness; they say it all

    • @Julianakinskywalker
      @Julianakinskywalker Před 2 dny +153

      To me it looks like that's her husband who put on the nurses coat and pretended to be the doctor lol

    • @Sam-kz4lu
      @Sam-kz4lu Před 2 dny +46

      @@Julianakinskywalkeryeah, is he even writing? I can’t tell. I’ve been searching the comments for someone else to say something 😅 looks like the pen is hovering

    • @trevorzaffke5866
      @trevorzaffke5866 Před 15 hodinami +6

      Definitely not a Doctor.

    • @HighOnPoint412
      @HighOnPoint412 Před 13 hodinami

      Seriously Everything on the Internet is fake.

    • @HighOnPoint412
      @HighOnPoint412 Před 13 hodinami +3

      @@Julianakinskywalker Most likely just too weird look at his pants, boots, the blouse is def not his size

  • @alsalahi9476
    @alsalahi9476 Před 2 dny +3581

    He’s coming for your grandma 😅
    He’s coming for your grandma 😬
    He’s c-ming for your grandma 💀

    • @VocalQiVr
      @VocalQiVr Před 23 hodinami +12

      Exactly 💯

    • @Charlie12810
      @Charlie12810 Před 21 hodinou +4

      ​@@VocalQiVr 😰

    • @Shinobi33
      @Shinobi33 Před 20 hodinami +16

      He's coming on Grandma? Gee thx for that vision.

    • @catsandalcohol99
      @catsandalcohol99 Před 18 hodinami +9

      ​@@Shinobi33It gets worse when he's coming in her. You're welcome for the visual I'm just as traumatized.

    • @SnakeandLevi
      @SnakeandLevi Před 17 hodinami +2

      Grandmas coming for him

  • @comedia4life
    @comedia4life Před 3 dny +16654

    Bro is the oldest gen z

    • @Burgerburger22
      @Burgerburger22 Před 3 dny +113

      Rawr im the gen alpha sigma rawr woof

    • @Ermine3817
      @Ermine3817 Před 3 dny +22

      Here before this blows up

    • @siyg
      @siyg Před 3 dny +20

      Sorry to break it to you bud 64 isn’t “viral”

    • @dingdongspaghetti
      @dingdongspaghetti Před 3 dny +92

      bro doesn't know that charisma existed before the 90's

    • @jaykupthereal
      @jaykupthereal Před 3 dny +11

      @@Burgerburger22what the sigma

  • @Creed-lj5sq
    @Creed-lj5sq Před 3 dny +12140

    Bro is doofenshmirtzs with the rizzinator

  • @Lestyrin
    @Lestyrin Před 2 dny +231

    Bro has intercontinental levels of rizz

  • @bariscankaya6754
    @bariscankaya6754 Před dnem +88

    doc has that PhD in Rizzology 😂

    • @jasonchiu272
      @jasonchiu272 Před 2 hodinami

      He definitely had a prizzentation on his rizzsearch in his final years of study.

  • @essentialoilsme
    @essentialoilsme Před 3 dny +7454

    His last patient gave him a rizztraining order

    • @andipandabear1
      @andipandabear1 Před 3 dny +74

      i don’t think bro needs any more rizz training

    • @dreamclay7205
      @dreamclay7205 Před 3 dny +23

      They mean restraining order but as rizz

    • @voidhumor2740
      @voidhumor2740 Před 3 dny

      @@dreamclay7205 thats the joke dumb dumb

    • @timlopez643
      @timlopez643 Před 3 dny +8

      Wow ^^^

    • @kumiiz
      @kumiiz Před 3 dny

      ​@@dreamclay7205thanks for telling me bro wouldnt have known without your input

  • @Coatedgamer.
    @Coatedgamer. Před 3 dny +18254

    She really said “you look like a mad scientist” 😂

  • @HRI_VAL
    @HRI_VAL Před 2 dny +178

    Her face: 👩‍🦳
    Her hand: 🤚🏻👵🏻

    • @brooklynsmith2473
      @brooklynsmith2473 Před dnem +14

      I’m glad I wasn’t the only to notice 😂😂

    • @crimsonscarlett9904
      @crimsonscarlett9904 Před dnem +14

      Omg I’m so glad you said something, I almost thought some random dude put their hand on her face

    • @Han_Seungmin
      @Han_Seungmin Před 15 hodinami +1

      true😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mattsdean_artkid
      @mattsdean_artkid Před 15 hodinami +5

      I thought I was going crazy

    • @PmBoyle
      @PmBoyle Před 10 hodinami +1

      "It's not a twist off"

  • @Sewak_Singh.
    @Sewak_Singh. Před 18 hodinami +5

    The doctor not only passed the medical exam but also passed the Vibe check 😂😂

  • @peterbochev3959
    @peterbochev3959 Před 3 dny +3454

    dr rizz looking badass

  • @fishguts7998
    @fishguts7998 Před 3 dny +1951

    Just his voice had them both sliding out their chairs 😅

  • @SK8TENPRO
    @SK8TENPRO Před 2 dny +6

    HIS VOICE DUDE HIS VOICE 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kaijo7309
    @kaijo7309 Před 15 hodinami +4

    I love how his target is always the Granmas.
    LEGENDARY RIZZLER

  • @becausewhynot6288
    @becausewhynot6288 Před 3 dny +449

    Grandma gonna get a prescription of vitamin D

    • @exazebra
      @exazebra Před 2 dny

      He's writing his own viagra prescription right in front of her.

    • @Theuncletoeticklingtoddler
      @Theuncletoeticklingtoddler Před dnem

      Likes and no replies? Lemme fix that

    • @BlueJerry2
      @BlueJerry2 Před 19 hodinami

      I second that, here you go bro FLURISH AND BE FREEE FROM NO COMMENTS

  • @eenshcobob
    @eenshcobob Před 3 dny +590

    Her hand looked like a completely different person at the end wtf

    • @xa-xii9338
      @xa-xii9338 Před 3 dny +59

      yea idk why more people arnt mentioning this - like bruh thats the only thing i took away from

    • @MegaMuff2000
      @MegaMuff2000 Před 3 dny +60

      that was Dr. Rizz

    • @Ez-lk2hl
      @Ez-lk2hl Před 3 dny +32

      @@xa-xii9338that’s what that makeup do, now go get that wife boy😂😂

    • @alexd4566
      @alexd4566 Před 3 dny +32

      Make-up on face. No make-up on hand

    • @Squid-fj9gj
      @Squid-fj9gj Před 3 dny +23

      Thank you I was like what 80 year old hand touched her face

  • @Certified_AverageHellbound25
    @Certified_AverageHellbound25 Před 22 hodinami +6

    Nah that’s dr giggletouch

  • @ARXI_KEN
    @ARXI_KEN Před 2 dny +2

    Hes coming for your grandma 💀

  • @ParrotAi123
    @ParrotAi123 Před 3 dny +753

    Bros got that ancient rizz😂

    • @NoName-rl3fh
      @NoName-rl3fh Před 2 dny

      Rizz is a dumb word for simpletons. Ancient nothing. He just isn't retarded like each new crop of ppl.

  • @Eggable6900
    @Eggable6900 Před 3 dny +352

    Elders rizzing each other has to be the most wholesome and rarest things possible

    • @CosmicHase
      @CosmicHase Před 2 dny +3

      I'm down!

    • @Idiedtomorrow
      @Idiedtomorrow Před dnem

      Being an old pervert is rare and wholesome! +5 Reddit karma

    • @bigmike4923
      @bigmike4923 Před dnem +12

      I volunteered at an elderly care home, and its simultaneously the most wholesome thing ever and the most disgusting😂 A lot of them have no filters and they still get after it in the retirement homes😂

    • @autumncaulk5550
      @autumncaulk5550 Před dnem +5

      @@bigmike4923 I wouldn’t have a filter after living long enough to see a retirement home either 😂😂😂

  • @tjlastname5192
    @tjlastname5192 Před 2 dny +35

    Dudes like, “I can retire at any time, go on and file your complaint.” lol

  • @Barbara-lu2sj
    @Barbara-lu2sj Před 2 dny +4

    Oh, that deep, southern drawl. Sounds like a smokers voice. Definitely an old school doc.😅😅😅

  • @-FriedIce
    @-FriedIce Před 3 dny +618

    “I can’t give it to you here baby” some badass words coming out of one badass man.

  • @Scottastic
    @Scottastic Před 3 dny +443

    The deep voice too...

  • @JeeBayYT
    @JeeBayYT Před dnem +1

    That's not rizz bro, that's fortuite comedic timing. This guy knows what he's doin' here

  • @shApYT
    @shApYT Před 10 hodinami +2

    Your grandma coming for him 💀

  • @chriswiley9196
    @chriswiley9196 Před 3 dny +371

    That "ahhhh let's see" was him nervously wondering if he was getting fired that day

  • @cevaiom9996
    @cevaiom9996 Před 3 dny +21

    If this guy's voice gets any deeper, only elephants will be able to hear it.

    • @ClineAI
      @ClineAI Před 3 dny

      Or greater wax moth

  • @poison310
    @poison310 Před 2 dny +3

    The hand on the face at the end is Dr. Rizz's

  • @stormthe7seas
    @stormthe7seas Před dnem +1

    Old people trying to flirt is the cutest thing ever I don’t even know why

  • @The-big-cheese645
    @The-big-cheese645 Před 3 dny +728

    The way he pulled that off with no emotion makes me think hes been training after getting rejected 456 times to become the perfect rizzler
    Edit:Dang thanks for the likes, I was half asleep when I wrote it 💀

    • @benjamingardner3314
      @benjamingardner3314 Před 3 dny +7

      While you went to prom, I studied the rizz...

    • @stxres
      @stxres Před 3 dny

      456 squid games reference nicee

    • @The-big-cheese645
      @The-big-cheese645 Před 3 dny +2

      @@stxres I never watched Squid Game 💀

    • @stxres
      @stxres Před 3 dny

      @@The-big-cheese645 liar liar pants on fire

    • @RealistChair
      @RealistChair Před 3 dny +1

      ​@@stxresyou're 5 if the first thing you think about when seeing 456 is squid games 💀

  • @rlchard-_-5059
    @rlchard-_-5059 Před 3 dny +41

    that better be me when i’m 80 ong

    • @whengrapespop5728
      @whengrapespop5728 Před 15 hodinami

      That’s his wife, and he put on the nurses clothes, hence their daughter saying “you look like a mad scientist.

  • @xyphyrlmontederamos7358

    "Rizzing since 1969"

  • @HappyBowling-lq4zj
    @HappyBowling-lq4zj Před 4 hodinami +1

    Bro got he quantum rizzics😂

  • @chizzy_rizz
    @chizzy_rizz Před 2 dny +106

    The girl recording looks 26 but then her hand gives it away 💀

    • @m.abhishekvarma3655
      @m.abhishekvarma3655 Před 2 dny +1

      They focus face but not on others

    • @tyyer
      @tyyer Před 2 dny +13

      That’s why moisturizer is important

    • @LasVegasVet
      @LasVegasVet Před dnem +2

      Good eye.. I was memorized by the Rizzler...

    • @romeovanniebers3901
      @romeovanniebers3901 Před dnem +2

      I thought I was the only one who saw that 😂

    • @Milo_Estobar
      @Milo_Estobar Před dnem +3

      Plot twist: her husband suddenly put his hand on her face....

  • @TheManWhoIsClean-ki99
    @TheManWhoIsClean-ki99 Před 3 dny +14

    Bro has more Rizz than Dr Disrespect.

    • @cb6599
      @cb6599 Před 6 hodinami +1

      I mean
      I’m gripping

  • @sa7828
    @sa7828 Před 12 hodinami +2

    Man hand face palm at the end.

  • @Wizard__J
    @Wizard__J Před dnem +1

    Degree in Physics - ❌
    Degree in Rizzics - ✅✅✅✅✅

  • @FireCestina1200
    @FireCestina1200 Před 3 dny +39

    The deep voice make it even better

  • @lovelydeath04
    @lovelydeath04 Před 2 dny +7

    This is how grandmas get pregnant.

  • @cragieplayz4015
    @cragieplayz4015 Před 2 dny +2

    Imagine he wasn't the doctor 💀

  • @OurMadUniverse
    @OurMadUniverse Před 2 dny +2

    Nurse: Where is old man jinkens with the dementia
    Him wearing a labcoat wandering around 😮

  • @caomouse8829
    @caomouse8829 Před 2 dny +6

    All fun and laugh until grandma marries Dr.MadScientist for real 😂

  • @nahh_thats_crazy_bro
    @nahh_thats_crazy_bro Před 2 dny +5

    bro is the ancient rizzler

  • @didgeriedont7073
    @didgeriedont7073 Před 2 dny +1

    Homie was a menace in the 70s

  • @mtme
    @mtme Před 6 hodinami +1

    Lady at the end looks like female Miniminter 😭😭

  • @EggmondChad
    @EggmondChad Před 2 dny +5

    He’s right. They usually don’t keep prescriptions at doctor’s offices. May she feel better soon.

  • @Penguimus
    @Penguimus Před 3 dny +8

    Dude’s got the Professor Oak fit.

  • @jarrenmorgan7506
    @jarrenmorgan7506 Před 2 dny +2

    Imagine Doc Rizz in his Prime

  • @narima4022
    @narima4022 Před 2 dny +7

    Grandma's a little too enthusiastic there

  • @drink15
    @drink15 Před 3 dny +41

    Strong Rick vibes. Just need a whiny grandson to follow him around.

  • @ColumbidaeKing
    @ColumbidaeKing Před 2 dny +3

    Bro got that prehistoric Rizz 🤫🧏💪🗿

  • @ruenruins
    @ruenruins Před 2 dny +1

    dressed like he gonna go frame a house

  • @BassPro2
    @BassPro2 Před 12 hodinami +1

    Fired. Sure the rizz doesn’t stop at grandmas

  • @capybaragamer-et3id
    @capybaragamer-et3id Před 3 dny +68

    Even that old he is such a rizzler😂

  • @olyviavanity8750
    @olyviavanity8750 Před 3 dny +16

    That voice caught me off guard

  • @PattyMayo11588
    @PattyMayo11588 Před 18 hodinami +1

    He might be 85 but that bass is still boomin. 😂❤

  • @mafertron6138
    @mafertron6138 Před 2 dny +1

    I love how he says that and keeps doing his stuff like nothing happen 😂

  • @NOTRODY134
    @NOTRODY134 Před 3 dny +12

    Albert Einstein is back baby let's go!

  • @RobHickman
    @RobHickman Před 3 dny +3

    Dr. giving her a rizz-scription!

  • @frnotlouratchett3733
    @frnotlouratchett3733 Před 2 dny +1

    Gramps said ‘sit on it or spit on it’

  • @mrtoast244
    @mrtoast244 Před dnem +1

    This guys broken a lot of hearts in his day lol

  • @Withoutname137
    @Withoutname137 Před 2 dny +3

    The coolest doctor i've ever seen 👏

  • @Goldy288
    @Goldy288 Před 3 dny +10

    Bro has been rizzing since the 1980's 🥶

  • @NumbNicole
    @NumbNicole Před dnem

    His voice was perfect for that response

  • @tylerd.1
    @tylerd.1 Před 2 dny +1

    Every straight man who seen this video just felt their heart go BA-DUMP and then snapped back to reality before it was too late 💀

  • @Nub4Pres
    @Nub4Pres Před 3 dny +49

    “I can’t give it to you here baby” 😭😭😭

    • @asiamies9153
      @asiamies9153 Před 2 dny +5

      You saw the video too? 😭😭😭

    • @jujhar.
      @jujhar. Před 2 dny

      Did they say that in the 2 second clip? 😭😭😭

  • @JaroslawDer
    @JaroslawDer Před 3 dny +13

    Did that girl facepalm with the old man’s hand or what

  • @Yeeza.0
    @Yeeza.0 Před dnem +1

    when she turned the camera i thought i was looking at a teenager before she showed her hand

  • @fred20012qg
    @fred20012qg Před 2 dny +1

    Bro has more than a medical license 😏

  • @HFIAPY
    @HFIAPY Před 2 dny +7

    he may be old but the rizz is still affective 😂

  • @bluestskies5663
    @bluestskies5663 Před dnem +5

    Bro literally just up from a nap and decided to rizz 💀

  • @danielchrist156
    @danielchrist156 Před 12 hodinami +1

    That line is crazy

  • @DucktorQuackers
    @DucktorQuackers Před 3 hodinami

    the delivery, the nonchalant energy, the voice. yeah it almost worked on me

  • @doncorleone7940
    @doncorleone7940 Před 3 dny +9

    Doctor: "You should start eating Rizzoto." 😂

  • @thelonlydarkness
    @thelonlydarkness Před 3 dny +7

    Mans rizz is his voice dayum😂

  • @generalpurpose772
    @generalpurpose772 Před dnem +1

    He has a fantastic bedside manner but just not in the way you would usually expect it 😂

  • @daily8353
    @daily8353 Před 2 dny +1

    He looked like Dr House, when he get older 😂

  • @livinglifeleona
    @livinglifeleona Před 3 dny +22

    That's just Rick in the Southern dimension

  • @fluzzles
    @fluzzles Před 3 dny +17

    DrDisrespect❌️
    DrRizz✅️

  • @dnad85
    @dnad85 Před 2 dny +1

    His fkng hair is killing me 😭😭😭

  • @Treeman261
    @Treeman261 Před dnem

    Dr. Rizz's only qualifications being combat boots and a stethoscope 😂

  • @koob1413
    @koob1413 Před 3 dny +7

    I think using humor is good in a medical setting, but this crosses a line. the humor should not get romantic or sexual.

  • @kushagrasandurea
    @kushagrasandurea Před dnem +3

    "Dr. Rizz isn't real, he can't hurt you."
    Dr. Rizz:

  • @sbabalwemchasa3864
    @sbabalwemchasa3864 Před dnem

    The way she clapped and CLASPED her hands! You can tell she was pleased! 🤣 Three cheers for the doctor! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @uncleMaine4774
    @uncleMaine4774 Před 7 hodinami

    You know that’s a rural doctor. Knows his people, and knows a touch of every kind of medicine there is.

  • @StereotoneGlasgow
    @StereotoneGlasgow Před 3 dny +4

    NO WAY GUYS FIRST!1!1! 🤓🤓🤓

  • @Elli33-nw5ve
    @Elli33-nw5ve Před dnem +1

    "What do i need?"
    "I can't give it to ya here baby."
    "OWIH MAUH GAWUD"

  • @EVR-NOIR
    @EVR-NOIR Před 17 hodinami

    bro sound like an old school brotha with soul

  • @sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555

    and I call this... THE RIZZINATOR

  • @silverslayer1321
    @silverslayer1321 Před 23 hodinami +1

    Bro spent eight years of doctor school, teaching himself rizzamoligy top of his class

  • @HeisenberggWhite
    @HeisenberggWhite Před 2 dny +1

    He sounds like the best and the worst doctor

  • @Honorthe747
    @Honorthe747 Před 2 dny +1

    Say goodbye to your med license for this

  • @hardboiled7467
    @hardboiled7467 Před 14 hodinami +1

    *_Rizz & Mortis_*