r/Choosingbeggars BUY MY THONG FOR $1000!
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 19. 11. 2020
- r/Choosingbeggars Gentlemen, are you ready for the deal of a lifetime! This bride wants you to pay for her expensive wedding, so she's created an exclusive donation tier package! For the low price of $1,000, you can purchase her bridal thong! And great news: there are even more expensive tiers than that! What other fantastic awards can this woman possibly offer? If you like this video, subscribe for more daily Reddit content.
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Only $1,000 for 1 used thong? Can I buy multiple?!
Yes! How many do you want?
Yes
1. Simp
2. No Nut November
Another kidney
@@cormac206 oh no
âAt least *I* have a fridge!â
OP used Freezer-Burn. Itâs super effective!
The funny thing is, there is a pokemon move called Ice Burn.
I thought of Dragon Ball z abridged
Literally also (coincidentally/ironically) an unintentional reference to the name of one of the main characters in the anime/manga "BNHA/My Hero Academia". Shouto(spelling?) Todoroki. His name is a tongue-and-cheek nod to his powers/quirk. "Freeze-Burn", "Icey-Fire", "Frost-Burn" are some examples of pretty much what his name roughly translates to. A perfect, (if also a little bitter-sweet) fit for him, considering how he got the massive burn scar that covers around half his face. He possesses for lack of a better term, ... a "duel quirk". Freaky thing about ice - *it is possible* to get burned from/by frost, snow and ice. It's called "freezer burn" and it can potentially be just as dangerous, if not *more so* than a regular burn from a fire, flame, or scalding hot metal.
If your fridge does that then you should get another one
That's a burn about a burn... that's a second degree burnđđ€Łđđ€Ł
When the guy says "it isn't HIS internet" then I guess he would have no problems with OP changing the password and not telling him because y'know, it isn't HIS internet
Oooh. That would be a GREAT idea!
Exactly my thought
That would be hilarious, hope they record his reaction
Omg youre a fenius
"Who would pay 225 dollars on a cooler"
It retails new for over 360, so depends on the state of conservation.
Lol I chuckled when he said that. I guess he hadn't heard of Yetis lol
Yeah yeti coolers are expensive so 225 dollars is actually a good deal
I inherited one. Thanks for the info!
@@fork4207 I got a yeti cooler free at work cause I won some kind of raffle, no told me until a month later if I didn't take it that day it would have gone to someone else, I've been using it as a mini fridge. Freezed a bunch of bottles of water and just drink them when they start to thaw out.
I was looking for this comment. My first reaction was "but it's a yeti cooler..." lol
That wedding MUST be a joke. She's acting like her wedding is a kickstarter project.
well, it is.
Probably gofundme, which is similar.
But it's also prostitution which is illegal on both platforms.
She's also wanting people not to cancel because of COVID which is absolutely ridiculous and selfish. I hope this Karen has Karma strike her down
@@Nerobyrne selling used undies counts as prostitution? TIL
There's a ton of sexual tension in the wedding post and I hate it
@@bland9876 no, but giving s*x as reward for tiers is banned on both platforms.
"i have anger issues but im hard to piss off"
but...anger issues are when you get angry really fast
I can explain this, I'm like this personally. Anger issues never go away. I've had anger issues since I was little but I can control it more as I've grown. So while I get angry from little things fast, I can control it and not show it. I'm pretty sure that what is meant
@@basketrecords6378 Let's hope so
Or maybe he meant, he doesn't get angry easily, but when he does, then oh boy is he angry!
@@catkin567 ok but he is wrong just saying that
@@basketrecords6378 very similar but i just suddenly go off and look like an ass at some point because someone did something mildly inconvient
I have a feeling that the guy who posted his "requirements for a girlfriend" didn't *accidentally* miss so many numbers.
@SAMUEL_LEE WILKIN he can't count
@@sardsvib - Lol, could be. But, my guess is; he might have only decided against posting the "requirements" for those numbers, and/or "accidentally" forgot to edit the numbers again accordingly. Again, ... that's just my theory, lol.
â@@kfox773 That's what I was thinking, too. He probably put a lot more openly misogynistic or potentially even racist "requirements" (you know the kinds "I don't like colored people, but I'm willing to make an exception for latinas," etc.), realized that outright saying them would be too much, even for him, and subsequently removed them
@@SnowySnivy - Oh, without a doubt! Not to mention the whole "must not talk back/do whatever I say" B.S. Hoo, that would not go over if it was me. And, I'll be frank with you; I may look weak, tiny, and short but that doesn't mean that I can't put up a fight, or curse the ever living stuffing out of him, for that matter (word of advice: Never piss off a Scorpio.) Just because their zodiac sign happens to be connected with water, doesn't mean that we can't/won't turn into a spitfire with the change of the tides. We're not someone who goes down without a fight. Let alone, willingly or quietly.
Some were missing. I accidentally cut out 8 though which was "vibes aren't real." though.
That teen calling the SIL's boyfriend "Cautionary Tale" had me in stitches. Mistress of Sass!
I was dying! My ex was the same way and oh my god I'm using "Cautionary Tale" for the rest of my life! ded! đđ
Yeah I actually audibly laughed at that
That busted me up too, hahaha
CB: *claims to be communist* "I will always put money before people!"
Yeah. "Communist"...
Comrade Stalin turn into his grave of shame of that CB.
I was exactly thinking the same
...
He is a "communist" in the sense that he wants to own the stuff that *YOU* pay for.
No no, he wants YOU to be a communist. He gets to be the capitalist in the relationship. You saw the part where he wants a prenup saying he gets everything.
That wedding letter alone, I would have sent them a dollar and included a note telling them it's the cost to never speak to them again.
I would have sent them 10⏠for them to forget I exist.. đđđ»đ
I could do much worse. In my country it perfectly legal to mail someone a box of live bees...
I love how that "communist" doesn't want to share money, puts money above people, will never split the bill, wants a prenuptial agreement, etc.
*the irony*
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Enough irony to make a tank
Pooling money with a nation full of strangers? Yes, comrade.
Pooling money with his own wife? Unthinkable.
I guarantee he doesn't actually know what communism actually means
âKiss stainâ signature is cringe af and âmailing wedding thongâ is just trashy.
Hahahahahahahahahah!!!! Smell it!!!! (shudders) Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..................
I LOOOOOVEEE when you do the "yelling from the distance" impression
"Pay for our wedding so we can go barhopping, swinging, and touring around Europe." In the middle of a pandemic. With travel bans in place. And Covid cases on the rise.
My brain just broke.
[Edit: It's the Sisterhood of the Traveling Thong!]
Dude... Uncool...
They straight up are asking for 20K+ to get married to then go have sex with others in Europe lol
as far as i know they won't be getting to Europe anytime soon ...
I'm in Europe and all the bars and pubs are closed right now (at least in my country) so good luck
I would say their brain could had also break, but you cannot break something that doesn't exist
I love when rslash sees something and breaks character, it's hilarious
"his uses boyfriend takes too seriously the quarantine, and doesn't leave his room with the gaming PC" .. sure.. quarantine...
My bf and I do this all the time. đđźđ not just in quarantine.
@@poison1vy goals. When I get my own place (currently single or id have said we/our) I want to make 1 of the rooms the gaming room.
@@ODST626 and if there's only one room, well, you can probably sleep on a gaming chair. Instant pots work for most cooking appliances.
@@lafan999 i mean... the gaming room is rank 5 on my priority list.
1. Master bedroom/panic room
2. Bathroom
3. Not safe for youtube room XD
4. kitchen
So if its just 1 room aka a studio apartment then I'll pass on a dedicated gaming room. Maybe a gaming corner tho.
@@ODST626 is 3 a s*x dungeon?
"Covid has added depression into our lives" Yeah welcome to the rest of the world, lady. I don't see anyone lining up to give ME money when I can barely get out of bed some mornings.
You feeling better?
âIf you can afford weed you can afford faster internetâ facts đ
Tru I can afford internet
@@Anbdhsuw sure you didnât spend all your money on weed you addict?
@@Anbdhsuw you need to go to a doctor
@@Anbdhsuw the number 1 way to get rid of an addiction is acknowledging it
@@Anbdhsuw this is very serious
when i was 14, i was paid $15 a day to watch a CAT. that lady is literally offering less than a 14 year old was paid to watch a cat.
I think the lady misunderstood. I used to babysit and I think $10 an HOUR was the going rate. Not per day.
@@NicholeParker true. but nowadays, i think even $10/hr is a bit on the low side for a babysitter.
Please correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that also less than minimum wage?
and the cat's less work XD Times we needed someone to watch our cats, it was "pop in every 2-3 days and make sure they have food and water. We'll deal with the litterboxes when we get home. Here's instructions for this one cat's medication."
@@kfox773 in most places yeah. here in WA, minimum wage is $13.50/hr
"I'm extremely progressive, but I also believe my woman is subservient to me" lolwot
"Evenblade is the only blade with a soul"
*Soul Edge and Soul Calibur have entered the chat*
Aww, ya beat me to it!
Ahh! Was just thinking Soul Caliber!
CB: "Girl, atleast I don't have to draw in my eyebrows, like tf."
OP: "At least I have a fridge."
*OOF SIZE: LARGE*
That's really Cold
(Pun intended)
...well, a freezer burn is still a burn, right?
Well, if you want a "My guests should pay my wedding"-party, at least make it affordable, like "Everyone brings food and we make a huge Buffet" instead of Catering etc.
A friend of mine had a wedding like that and it was a blast. The groom's sisters made tons of Mexican food and it was an amazing party! But, then again, no one was entitled, so fun could actually be had by all.
I would love a pot luck style wedding!
Loved the bakers comment at the end, she trusts and believes in HER work.. she KNOWS and STANDS by her delicious creations and knows her value. Good for her đđ
They're going to be 'swinging' on their honeymoon? THAT sounds like a marriage that will last for eternity!
AND the guests can pay to get in on that action. So...hopefully she didn't invite family...
The thong one... Didnât know this was r/trashy.
Did you meant r/noahgettheboat?
This is sounds perverted stuff no one could make this up.
Some people will never understand the concept of a parasite.
rSlash's brain almost broke during the thong post. Mine would too.
I hope they know that barefoot wine is like 11 dollars, I can feed myself lindt chocolates, and I'll just mail my own thing to myself
"Anger management issues."
"Difficult to piss off."
Something sounds off.
"This wedding is for YOU"
...
Ummm- what?
If you attend, you might end up having a wife/husband after...
Considering the amount she expects, it should be fully tax-deductable...
She sounds like she's also planning to marry me with her husband if I attended wtf
"Don't cancel because of covid and also give us money so we can tour Europe." Says the lady who doesn't yet realize that we can't travel to Europe anymore because of Covid. (Assuming she's American.)
âi donât vibe with this knifeâ
my daughter: iâll take it!! iâll take it for 2,000 USD!!!!!!
These choosing begger logic is.. Something else
"The only blade I can think of with a soul is Frostmourne."
Soul Edge: "Am I a joke to you?"
Blade the vampire slayer: Am I joke to you?
Donât forget one of the OG blades, Stormbringer.
@@flyboy152 Thank you, was my fist thought too.
*cough* the three ghost-sword pokemon from the Kalos region *cough* (Pokemon: X, Pokemon Y, was there ever an X2, or Y2?)
@@kfox773 nope nor a Z
Theres something so satisfying about him shouting from a distance.
Idk why but hearing you say âBAKE YOUR OWN CAKEâ had me in effing tears đ
Katana's Sword from DC comics has the soul of her Husband in it...
And Stormbringer has devoured souls for over 10,000 years
Me: Sees title
Also me: Wtf humanity
i have lost fate to humanity
@@myname1syurname418 me too
You are so innocent
Relatable, dude.
I really hope the bride got literal crap mailed to her instead. That level of begging is out of this world. "Give me $1000 and I'll give you a card with 2 words and my messy kiss stain."
rSlash: Nobody goes to the BMW dealership and complains about the prices.
Me: I and my other BMW owning buddies disagree.
You know what the cheapest part on a BMW is? The owner.
My dad got me an old BMW. If I had a well paying job, I'd be head over heels in love with it. Instead, all I see are repair bills when I look at it. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate him! He got me the type of car I dreamed of when I was little. I'm just not as excited because of the BMW label. I feel like a choosing beggar, but I'm thankful at the same time.
@@MyDogIsYoshi my guy you can tell that to your father and maybe change it for some other car that's less expensive to mantain, its a very mature outlook I'm sure he would be proud.
@@_desertork1839 That's a fair point. Thanks!
âCautionary taleâ đđđ on the plus side their kids are getting a good look at what not to accept in a relationship
The only reason anyone would watch a kid for $10 a day
They're going to be doing something to your kids
actually people.... Rslash is always first comment
sips tea*
Hope that anyone that reads this, has a awesome day.
This made me smile. Thank you. I hope you have an amazing day too :)
Bilbo and Baggins the cats give a purr.
U 2!
The family with the UB is just awesome and raised hilarious kids. "Cautionary Tale" LOL!
To be fair, the landlord's mom probably thought OP was just making up an excuse to not pay the rent
Meanwhile my girlfriend application list: -Must be a girl(optional)
-must not be underage
So you're telling me, "alive" is not a criteria?
@@heidtb6746 I know I forgot something! You're right!
@@heidtb6746 -must be a consenting, living adult
The Second Story sounds like an Entitled Brat....
also like a creeper, I mean 13+ in age? isn't that basically child labor then.
There are a lot of those people on the Roblox dev forum
@@AzureRoseMarshal exactly. It didnt come off choosing beggar to me at all. Came off as a mod developer looking for help. That's pretty much standard requirements to work on a mod. May sound creepy until you see the genius work some of these kids have created.
"I'm very difficult to piss off!" -Man with anger management issues
I love when there's a list on these choosing beggar videos. They're always funny to laugh at. And RSlash always has a funny comment to top them off.
For those of us that are old enough....Soul Reaver. Though that one usually ate souls...except for one (those that have played the Legacy of Kain (particularly Defiance) series know exactly what I'm talking about).
Even older: Stormbringer, from Elric ;)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stormbringer (1961)
I also thought of like those Weapon-Creatures like the Darkin from League of Legends or like those guys from Soul Eater
Yes, Stormbringer, and I think there was another.
@@spectrelead
Mournblade, its twin sister.
well darn guess that robloxian taco shop isnt going to be made.
Edit: kinda hungry ngl.
The ancient lore tells us that any inanimate object can be given a soul and power when named
âIâll always put money before people.â
So please date me. Itâll be fun!
Lmao the first one coming out hot with a burn
I think you mean freezer burn
I donât think RSlash understands how expensive YETI products are. They are like the Gucci or Ferrari of Coolers
Has no 5th form. Smh.
I was looking for this comment
The YETI shown is $450 new
@@LloydTheZephyrian wdym?
14:50
That phone needs to be charged
The guy with the dating list literally said "i will abuse you, but you knew beforehand so it's okay" lol
Was the bride trying to set up an onlyfans wedding edition? The more they pay the more rewards the client gets, hopefully her dad doesnât pay for the top service and her wedding thong.
That was my thought. "Is she asking family for this?? đš"
@@m0L3ify families members only
@@pozitron7242 oh no
The lady with the wedding expect around 8,000 dollars who is going to pay that
She basically alienated all hee friends and probably some of her family members with all those requirements for her wedding. If my friend or family member did that I would not show up for their wedding and they definitely wouldn't get a wedding gift from me.
Nathan Roberge sane here they ainât getting a cent from me
âBlade with a soulâ? Does she mean Zanpakuto, or Noble Phantasms?
Someone HAS to send her that sword and be like "you asked for a blade with a soul, you get one."
lol when he said âmy SILâs useless boyfriendâ I immediately thought âmy brotherâs wifeâs useless boyfriendâ and had to think for a secđ
It got even more confusing when I understood it was the wife's sister, and then he called her "my wife's SIL"
The only blade with a soul is Frostmourne? You obviously didn't play Demonology Warlock or Shadow Priest during Legion and have your artifact constantly talk to you.
I think the best part about following a daily upload channel is getting a birthday episode, thanks Rslash!
surprisingly yeti coolers are expensive and can go up past $500 last i checked, although it depends on type and design. the high quality ones are insanely expansive.
Yeah, those coolers are very expensive depending on the model, size and design, not including their other products like tumblers, drinkware and bags.
And I thought I'd heard the most deluded wedding demands. Mark me gobsmacked.
Well.... you don't need to downgrade. Just make the home router login password a secret and the fire up lower bandwidth QoS feature when you are not using it. This will drop the traffic drastically and when you want to use the internet just disable the QoS.
I was going to say that very same thing. But petty revenge is always a fun little treat for ass hats like that. đđ
I just love how Rslash was taken so aback with the thong tier he broke character...
I love how the relationship rules dude was like, âI have anger management, but Iâm hard to piss off.â
Ummm....both the wedding and "relationship terms" are entirely nope. That wedding list is all kinds of creepy and confusing and waaaaaay too over the top. So it's basically "pay for my wedding so I can have an expensive get away because I deserve it and Covid can so suck bricks". The "relationship terms" screams "obey me like I'm your god" vibes. Plus the fact he admits he has anger issues is a total red flag...and if I had the unfortunate luck of being in a relationship with a guy like that and they blew off at me, they can expect a frying pan (hot or cold) to the face
Only a frying pan? This guy would've earned a one-way ticket to hell from me.
@@thedailycsstudent388 ah but Iâm not trying to kill....they just need someone else to set them in place đ
I'd rather a guy admit that he has anger issues than to find out the hard way.
@@sayadiva123 - Amen to that, sister! I'd probably react similarly, or at the very least, I'd rant, scream/shriek, and/or cuss him out whenever I feel it's necessary (Note: Scorpio, through and through). I never go down quietly. :)
I also like how contradictory the "relationship terms" guy is about his anger. He says he has anger management issues..but is also very difficult to be made upset? And clearly it's your fault if you push him over the line, not his anger issues.
"Must be 13+"
"3+ years of experience"
The minimum age for employment is 15-16.
In my state it's 14 but with a LOT of rules and almost no one hires under 16 ssooo..... It was just a really stupid post lol
No No No. It's not "employment" it's "volunteering." It's legal for all ages. /S
@@shepherd9217 It was, but there are family businesses that could train for the job OP was asking.
@@ReigoVassal Oh, I thought volunteering had a minimum age location limit like employment.
@@C_501st I put /S so you know that I just make that up.
the cursed blade that got fulgrim also had a soul
bottom line: if an object has a soul, get the HECK away
The fact that one of these stories became a song. Classic
Normal rate is 10$ a day? Damn. Everyone out there has it wrong then. Out there charging $10/hrs... what a rip off! đ
Hi guys! Thanks r/
"i can only think of one blade with a soul"
me, an intellectual: *TECHNOBLAAAAADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
at least i have a fridge. That one made me laugh SOOO hard
đ had to click when âSELL MY THONGâ was in all caps
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
What about Chuck Norris?
@@heidtb6746 Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
Soul Reaver. Not only is it a series with a soul, after its physical housing is destroyed it's a sword made entirely of soul. The legacy of Kain series is highly underrated.
Omg as soon as he said "blade with a soul", I knew...I knew it was coming haha
Could we count Excalibur as a sword with a soul? I meen it kinda does.
I donât think they have to worry about multiple donors at the wedding
8:24 "the only blade I can think of that has a soul is is frost mourne EBEN BLADE OF THE LICH KING"
This made me look over (im listening to this while organizing everything)
Thanks for making these videos they really help me out during covid!
Stay safe!
Loved to WoW reference you threw in there. There are indeed fellow players that love your content! Keep up the good work!
Ahahahhhaaa i found the internet drama tiktok.. hey is this available.. while singing
2:39 You know someone is a monster when teenagers are willing to go with slower internet (DURING A PANDEMIC) just to screw with him....
I always love it when CBs use the "It's not that hard!" excuse.
"i have anger management issues"
Literally a sentence later
"I'm very difficult to piss off"
Ok sure buddy
I almost... almost.. couldn't listen all the way through the wedding story.
The girlfriend request guy:
1. Doesnât know how to count
2. Anger issues (lack of emotional control)
3. The âwhatâs mine is mine, whatâs yours is mineâ attitude
4. No job
5. Authoritarian
Is it any surprise he aligns himself with âcommunismâ?
"The 'whatâs mine is mine, whatâs yours is mine' attitude "
I only accept that attitude from my cat.
@@NinjaFlibble and my communist neigbor, Marky Marc the Anti-Marxist!
I got some nerdy joy at the mention of Frostmourne
I almost said âFOR THE HORDEâ out loud... at work... surrounded by my coworkers. So thanks for that đđ
0:36 Pretty sure thatâs some Roblox Dev Forum.
Yup.
Exactly. Might not be worded great, but it's pretty normal for any mod developer.
It requires dedication for someone to get slower internet just to piss off someone.
"The blade has no energy" Jeez does this person want Soul Edge?
"Bake your own cake!" LOL
3:36 wait swinging? Like the thing some couples do years down the line to supposedly spice up a dull marriage? Right after getting married. Wow