r/Choosingbeggars 41-Year-Old Man Sues His Parents for Allowance Money!

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  • r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, a 41 year old unemployed man decides that he's going to sue his rich parents for an allowance. Can you imagine being 41 and having to take your mommy and daddy to court for a weekly allowance? I wonder what his parents think of him. If you like this content and want to see more, be sure to subscribe for daily Reddit videos!
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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  Pƙed 3 lety +793

    Imagine you're like 80 years old and retiring, and then your 41-year-old kid sues you because he wants a bigger allowance

  • @-acne
    @-acne Pƙed 3 lety +292

    "Fat girls and black girls to the back of the line"
    As if there were ever a line to begin with.

  • @thebestcentaur
    @thebestcentaur Pƙed 3 lety +506

    "It's a shame they couldn't see the value in what I had to offer"
    They did. That's why they denied you.

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      "Exposure" doesn't pay the bills.

    • @noahcarroll4944
      @noahcarroll4944 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      Funny thing is, she's complaining that she couldn't afford a slice of cheese pizza that costed about $4.40. I don't know about anyone else, but if you can't afford that on any sort of budget, then you aren't a successful person at all.

    • @thebestcentaur
      @thebestcentaur Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @@noahcarroll4944 or, ya know, a $5 Hot-N-Ready from Little Caesars. If you can't afford THAT in this day and age...yikes

    • @mrenergy5364
      @mrenergy5364 Pƙed 3 lety

      'couldn't see the value'.
      CB, you held no value.

    • @roshnibritto4637
      @roshnibritto4637 Pƙed 3 lety

      They couldn't
      There wasn't even any

  • @shakisyaboi991
    @shakisyaboi991 Pƙed 3 lety +444

    I can never understand how a person can insult someone and then expect them to do what they say.

    • @spicydiarrhea5662
      @spicydiarrhea5662 Pƙed 3 lety +6

      My father is a priest and you're going to hell!!!!!

    • @kaylawoodbury2308
      @kaylawoodbury2308 Pƙed 3 lety +15

      It's usually a dumb tactic to either lower the persons self esteem or intimidate them. They genuinely think that it will get them what they want. Some also just have angry issues with 0 self awareness.

    • @RevengeOfSakura
      @RevengeOfSakura Pƙed 3 lety +9

      I've had this working in fast food... Customer insults employee for working at a "low ranking job" and talks trash... But still expects superb customer service and to come on a daily basis lol

    • @HAL1400
      @HAL1400 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      The person being insulted is clearly a robot without an emotions chip and so insults don't matter to them. The insult is supposed to throw an exception in their programming that gives the world to the person insulting. Or is it the other way around and the person insulting is having a buggy day?

    • @NextDavidAttenborough
      @NextDavidAttenborough Pƙed 3 lety

      @@spicydiarrhea5662 oh no you said the hell word!

  • @theprokoking7156
    @theprokoking7156 Pƙed 3 lety +341

    Nothing says “I’m a stable person” much like freaking out over not getting a guided meditation link from an artist.

    • @bleachfan2.029
      @bleachfan2.029 Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci

      Don’t forget that they couldn’t even wait a few minutes




.or the fact that mr bipolar forgot google exists

  • @verysadcatc7897
    @verysadcatc7897 Pƙed 3 lety +197

    Op: *Calm and being reasonable*
    CB: _”Dude why are you flipping out this hard”_

    • @thedarkestkinghtstar
      @thedarkestkinghtstar Pƙed 3 lety +15

      I had an co-worker like that. She had gone through my section at work, and I only had a tiny section, which meant she was getting drinks for my section. I discovered this because a cup of sugar was dropped in the middle of my section when it would be far simpler to use the walk-way than that path (chairs were back to back at slot machines). So, I asked her to please not do that anymore and....she yelled. Only, she was yelling at me to calm down and how it wasn't a big deal. When I explained that I was just asking she stay out of my section but couldn't say much else cuz she kept yelling as if i was. I did lose my temper after a few minutes because she was acting like I was the unreasonable one, so I left the area to cool down. I came back to her talking to our manager and the manger was telling her "stay out of other peoples section next time".

    • @lumonetic1124
      @lumonetic1124 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      He has the largest high horse you could possibly get on

    • @MascaraMorada
      @MascaraMorada Pƙed 3 lety +13

      Dude was projecting so hard, I should have brought popcorn and a soda

    • @LeKing-gc6kn
      @LeKing-gc6kn Pƙed 3 lety +3

      60th like here

    • @varahunter68
      @varahunter68 Pƙed 3 lety

      @Tahir Khan dear God no

  • @365ral
    @365ral Pƙed 3 lety +1230

    Here's how REAL collabs work: pay the artist for their work, and the artist pays you for your work. I've had many comic dubs done that way.

    • @chriscarpenter3370
      @chriscarpenter3370 Pƙed 3 lety +13

      you do comics? cool!

    • @365ral
      @365ral Pƙed 3 lety +52

      @@chriscarpenter3370 Thanks! I had a few of my comics dubbed by VOAdam! He's a great voice actor known for his fan voices for Baldi's Basics and Cuphead.

    • @chriscarpenter3370
      @chriscarpenter3370 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      @@365ral do you have an Instagram that has pics?

    • @365ral
      @365ral Pƙed 3 lety +13

      @@chriscarpenter3370 No, but I have a Deviantart page: RaltheCommentator.

    • @whatbear3804
      @whatbear3804 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      Nice

  • @verysadcatc7897
    @verysadcatc7897 Pƙed 3 lety +473

    Karen: _”Why are you being soo selfish”_
    Also Karen: *Being Greedy and Selfish* and says “I HOPE YOU PRAY FOR GOD TO FORGIVE YOUR SIN!”

    • @axlr8deathpls294
      @axlr8deathpls294 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      Bruh also for the last story Im pretty sure you aren't allowed to have kids as a priest

    • @Wizardlybat
      @Wizardlybat Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@axlr8deathpls294 in christianity it isn't an issue, not sure about catholicism

    • @axlr8deathpls294
      @axlr8deathpls294 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@Wizardlybat really? My father was the son of a priest in ireland but his father wasn't allowed to have kids so he gave him from adoption? I and my family are christian but I am not sure of my dad's biological parents (I think the rule of that is because if you have loved ones you can't be closest to god or something similar and I think my dad's bio mom was a nun another bruh moment because my bio grandfather wasn't allowed to marry someone as a priest meaning he had my dad when they were not married which I'm pretty sure would break a law in the bible)

    • @Wizardlybat
      @Wizardlybat Pƙed 3 lety

      @@axlr8deathpls294 Christians are allowed to have kids, but the general rule is that we put our faith in God first.

    • @Wizardlybat
      @Wizardlybat Pƙed 3 lety

      @@axlr8deathpls294 but as for having kids before marriage, that IS frowned upon

  • @sunnivamhagatun
    @sunnivamhagatun Pƙed 3 lety +325

    that’s not anxiety, that’s extreme anger issues O_o

    • @johannaweichsel3602
      @johannaweichsel3602 Pƙed 3 lety +33

      Yeah, but with mental illnesses it's like buy one, get seven free.

    • @velvety2006
      @velvety2006 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      The funny thing is, I know a decent amount of artists and pretty much every artist has his/her friend who is a meditation/self-help guru lol most do it just for fun though.

    • @maneoj46
      @maneoj46 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      Seems more like extreme bipolar disorder. He went 0 to 100 in like 2 seconds

    • @bleachfan2.029
      @bleachfan2.029 Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci

      ⁠@@maneoj46o to 100? More like o to 1 million at the speed of light

  • @augustaseptemberova5664
    @augustaseptemberova5664 Pƙed 3 lety +151

    "Go to hell!" - "I'll save you a spot." .. gotta remember this one lol

    • @joimumu
      @joimumu Pƙed 3 lety +4

      It’s the best comeback :)

    • @anthonylong9067
      @anthonylong9067 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      That’s something i need to remember to use. Either that or say “cant wait to meet you there then”

    • @gmun2248
      @gmun2248 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      "I'd rather go to hell, all the interesting people are there."
      - Nietzsche
      (Not being pretentious, it's just a great quote.)

    • @David_H__
      @David_H__ Pƙed 3 lety +4

      I always say I have a beachfront condo overlooking the lava seas waiting for me. Usually shuts them up or at least makes them do one of those jaw drops while their brain tries to understand

    • @MrBeevee5
      @MrBeevee5 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Are you willing to save someone a spot?

  • @BobBlumenfeld
    @BobBlumenfeld Pƙed 3 lety +73

    I have never figured out why "influencers" tout their number of followers when it's actually the number of regular daily viewers that matter.

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      "Influencer" has got to be the most entitled "job" ever. Sheer lazyness to expect to make a career of it.

    • @foxooverlord
      @foxooverlord Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @@lancerevell5979 yeah, at least some "influencers" at least influence in a good way, like Rslash or any other actually good youtuber, not like 5-minute crafts

    • @terriplays1726
      @terriplays1726 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@lancerevell5979 People making a living of social media are usually working very hard. CZcamsr or twitch streamer burnout is a thing, there are videos about it. I cannot imagine to have a job where I have to put on a happy face every day for my audience and can't even take vacations. Don't upload for 2 weeks on youtube and your numbers are so much down that you have undone years of growth. Some are of course lucky and went viral quickly, but most have put more work into hours into their social media career than full time employees.

  • @shakisyaboi991
    @shakisyaboi991 Pƙed 3 lety +158

    "My father is a priest and you're going to hell"
    As said before, I'll make sure to save you a spot ;)

    • @Mistfall254
      @Mistfall254 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Lol

    • @d1sast3r68
      @d1sast3r68 Pƙed 3 lety +16

      Isn't it forbidden for priests to have children? At least for catholic priests it is like that....

    • @vgverog
      @vgverog Pƙed 3 lety +3

      @@d1sast3r68 My thought exactly. She didn't say reverend but priest.

    • @herbalcaribou5082
      @herbalcaribou5082 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      There is a typo but it won't let me edit it I'm mean hell not tell

    • @kaylawoodbury2308
      @kaylawoodbury2308 Pƙed 3 lety +9

      Most Christian denominations, who still call their holy men priests, allow them to marry and have children in wedlock. Maybe if Catholics allowed the same they wouldn't have "adult fun time" with children so damn often

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 Pƙed 3 lety +78

    Karen: "You have lost a potential customer, Never going to try their pizza, it's not worth it."
    Me: *"You say it like it's a threat."*

    • @fatigue8675
      @fatigue8675 Pƙed 3 lety

      I feel like ivs seen you icon elsewhere, the hunt begins

  • @MagicalMedic
    @MagicalMedic Pƙed 3 lety +95

    I am so grateful to have someone to keep me up to date on Reddit drama without having to look for it myself. 😂

  • @tidepodpadthai2633
    @tidepodpadthai2633 Pƙed 3 lety +44

    I love how that guy was sending message after message while saying the other person was "flipping out" just because they stood their ground

    • @lumonetic1124
      @lumonetic1124 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      1 curse word equals "flipping out"?
      wonder what the meditation guy was doing then

    • @lucasbelvedere2923
      @lucasbelvedere2923 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@lumonetic1124 Acrobatics? XD

    • @lumonetic1124
      @lumonetic1124 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@lucasbelvedere2923 lol

  • @sirpiddlefartiii
    @sirpiddlefartiii Pƙed 3 lety +31

    3:56 as a tall, muscular, overweight mother who plays videogames everyday, I am happy to have dodged that bullet.

  • @IronMaiden756
    @IronMaiden756 Pƙed 3 lety +46

    "If you don't change your ways you'll go to hell!" "Great! Then my coffee will never get cold!"

    • @shepherd9217
      @shepherd9217 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Hell is described as a place of weeping and gnashing of teeth, where you would beg for a single drop of water, there is no coffee, no partying, no joy, forever. I don't think it's something to take lightly, even if you don't believe in it. What if it's real?

    • @nalrashido
      @nalrashido Pƙed 3 lety +1

      "Gladly but first we must help you get there first."

  • @tidepodpadthai2633
    @tidepodpadthai2633 Pƙed 3 lety +22

    "Fat girls and black girls to the back of the line!"
    Dude really thinks people are lining up to get with such a "catch", LMAO.

    • @levistepanian5341
      @levistepanian5341 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      Yeah, lol I get it if you have preferences-i agree with those ones but you can't be
      Like that lol

  • @tfivegames
    @tfivegames Pƙed 3 lety +82

    "What about the homeschooling parents?"
    A stimulus check, Karen. Three of them.

    • @JustAStump
      @JustAStump Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Bruh for real

    • @SelecaoOfMidas
      @SelecaoOfMidas Pƙed 3 lety

      Me, who only saw the first one: đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 Pƙed 3 lety

      It's like, nobody forced them to homeschool their children.

  • @justacatinabox7108
    @justacatinabox7108 Pƙed 3 lety +36

    Yeah that tinder user is not only blackmailed from any date ever, but now has blue balls for the rest of his life.

  • @kasuihikari
    @kasuihikari Pƙed 3 lety +14

    The best part of the whole "You're sinning because you won't work for free" statement is the Bible says "The worker deserves their wage." and "Do not delay payment, if you can give today do not say 'come again and I will give it then'". Paraphrased.

  • @365ral
    @365ral Pƙed 3 lety +172

    Last time I was this early, Yugo was still a puppy.

  • @MiraTheWarlock
    @MiraTheWarlock Pƙed 3 lety +37

    I swear the moment I heard 'I want my guitar and you' I screamed and threw my away my headphones-

    • @lamarasawyer850
      @lamarasawyer850 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      Poor headphones...

    • @DeathProductions200
      @DeathProductions200 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      I cringed so hard I swear I almost broke the brace on my hand

    • @abigailphoenixthepaperaddi2501
      @abigailphoenixthepaperaddi2501 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      I wanted to đŸ€ź
      Like seriously... i dont care if you're male, female, intersex... black, white, purple... whatever. NO MEANS NO.
      "I'M TAKEN" Means NO. It means STOP.
      Yet, she woulda been called all sorts of names if she tried to get him to see just how inappropriate he was behaving.
      Ugh.
      I know sexism can go both ways, but its really simply... no means no, and don't do others what you wouldn't want done to you.

  • @annaconigliaro2907
    @annaconigliaro2907 Pƙed 3 lety +38

    Imagine going to an ivy league school and begging your parents for money. đŸ€Š

    • @gmun2248
      @gmun2248 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Oxford isn't an Ivy League school. It's in England.

    • @annaconigliaro2907
      @annaconigliaro2907 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@gmun2248 I thought it was an english ivy. sorry for my stupidity

    • @qzoid3060
      @qzoid3060 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      @@annaconigliaro2907 i mean it is top tier so you’re not far off, we just don’t have ivy league here

    • @annaconigliaro2907
      @annaconigliaro2907 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@qzoid3060 that's good to know! I've lived in the US my whole life so I've never heard of the tippy, top tier as anything else

  • @p-rima-la
    @p-rima-la Pƙed 3 lety +180

    As a soon-to-be teacher, I hate this attitude that parents have for teaching their OWN children at home. Their hardest job is logging their children on to the computer. Teachers are the ones who are still creating lessons, preparing websites, going into the school to teach so their students see a familiar environment, and even sending materials to the students homes, never mind having to think about their own children. So no, parents don’t deserve anything extra for doing a parent’s job.

    • @johannaweichsel3602
      @johannaweichsel3602 Pƙed 3 lety +32

      And the holier-than-thou homeschoolers think that they should be paid for their choice to school their own kid out of their own pocket.

    • @MorbidKat
      @MorbidKat Pƙed 3 lety +31

      I mean it was tough during the pandemic (I am not smart) so I had to teach myself to teach the kids 😂 but again the main point is, I 👏had 👏children
      Teaching them, feeding /clothing them, that's in the basic parent handbook description. Our payment is love lol

    • @p-rima-la
      @p-rima-la Pƙed 3 lety +12

      @@MorbidKat definitely! I hope it didn’t come off like I was talking about all parents. I understand that the adjustment was rough. I really meant the people who got a small taste of a teacher’s job and haven’t stopped complaining lol.

    • @desireeloveros1055
      @desireeloveros1055 Pƙed 3 lety +10

      As someone who wants to be a TEFL teacher *and* homeschool my potential children. The audacity of parents who want to pull this shit is unbelievable

    • @MorbidKat
      @MorbidKat Pƙed 3 lety +8

      @@p-rima-la No, you're good. 3 of my cousins are teachers so I hear stories all the time that I just can't wrap my head around some parents behavior!

  • @thebestcentaur
    @thebestcentaur Pƙed 3 lety +37

    "I'll save you a spot"
    Ironically, that one has me running the aislesđŸ€Ł

    • @Liquessen
      @Liquessen Pƙed 3 lety +1

      What does that expression mean?

    • @thebestcentaur
      @thebestcentaur Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @@Liquessen it originated in the Black American churches, particularly the Pentecostal ones-people would supposedly be so overcome with emotion (the devout might say the Holy Spirit) that they would exhibit any number of reactions (speaking in tongues, crying, shouting loudly, etc.). Among these was/is "catching the Spirit" and quite literally running the aisles and pews. Still happens today-before I converted, I saw it a few times

    • @Liquessen
      @Liquessen Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@thebestcentaur oooh, thanks! As a foreigner, it was new to me. Thanks for sharing the history of it

    • @thebestcentaur
      @thebestcentaur Pƙed 3 lety

      @@Liquessen no problem! I like sharing history since that's what my undergrad degree is in

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 Pƙed 3 lety

      Thats not even the expression. Its rolling in the aisles.

  • @jefffoo6891
    @jefffoo6891 Pƙed 3 lety +65

    Dya 44 of telling him he's making everyone day better

  • @thetableoflegend9814
    @thetableoflegend9814 Pƙed 3 lety +9

    I actually lost it when the CB typed “*spits on you*”

    • @RandomElement
      @RandomElement Pƙed 3 lety +4

      All that needed was a little return fire from OP... something like "*Matrix-dodges, then spits on your anxiety!*"

  • @franl155
    @franl155 Pƙed 3 lety +35

    "I want the guitar and you"
    "Only the guitar is for sale. You couldn't afford me in a million years"

  • @bootsmecat7810
    @bootsmecat7810 Pƙed 3 lety +24

    CZcams: There's 48 comments.
    Me: Cool, can I see?
    CZcams: Lovely weather we're having.

    • @Chuckf66
      @Chuckf66 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      At least it's not "afk arena" or bloody Audible!

  • @lchavez4713
    @lchavez4713 Pƙed 3 lety +5

    “Never seen someone flip out this hard”
    *sends 12 messages in less than 6mins*

  • @fuilli
    @fuilli Pƙed 3 lety +8

    that text message exchange with the dual cpu motherboard, all I have to say is:
    "you know what? 800$. you can't bargain or barter, and according to you I can't as well."

  • @zanon__
    @zanon__ Pƙed 3 lety +7

    That last one: "My father is a priest."
    Well... who's going to hell first?

  • @imizzyirl
    @imizzyirl Pƙed 3 lety +12

    The guy with the 500$ Mac made me want to give him the 1, 2 Michael Jackson combo so badly

    • @GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou
      @GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou Pƙed 3 lety

      I would have sent a photo of $600 cash fanned out several hours later. czcams.com/video/xLqYCZH4eT4/video.html It wouldn't even matter about the sale at that point.

  • @LeeroyPorkins
    @LeeroyPorkins Pƙed 3 lety +14

    rSlash: *Posts 1 Minute Ago*
    Me: Cue Malicious Compliance!

  • @wafflestoast4546
    @wafflestoast4546 Pƙed 3 lety +13

    The oxford dude case wouldnt be a deal breaker.
    Its a deal destroyer.

    • @wesleymays1931
      @wesleymays1931 Pƙed 3 lety

      The urge to strangle has never been so real

  • @EntFncomp
    @EntFncomp Pƙed 3 lety +9

    2:00 that went from 0-100 real fast.
    6:00 that went from 0-100 real fast.
    15:00 that went from 0-100 real fast

  • @oeuf5985
    @oeuf5985 Pƙed 3 lety +5

    "op is a GIRL and selling an electric guitar"
    We all knew where that was going weren't we

  • @skorpiongod
    @skorpiongod Pƙed 3 lety +18

    Idt that macbook seller realized that person wasnt poor or cheap, she was trying to bully and manipulate him into selling it for cheap so she could flip it for a quick few hundred bucks.

  • @johanandersson7141
    @johanandersson7141 Pƙed 3 lety +7

    How often do the “you’ll get paid in exposure” thing actually work? Seems like something that should’ve disappeared completely if nobody accepted such a deal.

    • @abigailphoenixthepaperaddi2501
      @abigailphoenixthepaperaddi2501 Pƙed 3 lety +6

      Sadly, those entering these fields get duped way too often. I encourage new artists to set commissions priced really low, and increase it over time. Even if they start at $1 for a basic pencil sketch outline, in a year or less, they can raise it to 5, then 10, etc. But NEVER do things for "exposure". In the digital world, exposure lasts less than ONE SECOND, and MAY be seen by 100 followers out of a person's 10k followers. That's how fast people scroll past. Of those 100 who actually see it, maybe 25 will pay attention and, IF you are lucky, you'll get *maybe* 1 commission, and have to fight to get paid for it.
      Totally not worth it.

  • @Starzzurdrugg
    @Starzzurdrugg Pƙed 3 lety +28

    i have never been this early for anything

  • @nathanbrady8529
    @nathanbrady8529 Pƙed 3 lety +7

    That's not anxiety; that's narcissism.

  • @Cosmodeus26
    @Cosmodeus26 Pƙed 3 lety +10

    The story about the bass guitar made me realize, I miss the r/niceguys vs r/nicegirls showdown

  • @Lonely_Taco
    @Lonely_Taco Pƙed 3 lety +18

    Haven’t slept yet watch me fall asleep during this

  • @obamahostile4073
    @obamahostile4073 Pƙed 3 lety +17

    I loooove these 2-faces people, they call you every degrading and insulting word in the dictionary and then "đŸ˜‹đŸ˜©đŸ€­ sowwyyy ! I was wude :3" *proceeds to ask for a favor*

    • @christianstachl
      @christianstachl Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Or the other way 'round:
      "Omg, i LOOOVE your art! 😍😍😍 It would be perfect for me! You're so talented! Can i have it for free?"
      "No"
      "Go, f... yourself! Your art sucks anyway, it's pure shit. No one will ever buy that crap! đŸ€ŹđŸ€ŹđŸ€Ź"

  • @Lovuschka
    @Lovuschka Pƙed 3 lety +11

    3:00 "potential customer"
    Yea, one that always would have remained "potential".

  • @eskimberly7424
    @eskimberly7424 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    Choosing beggars is one of my favorite topics. I am so amazed at people who call someone names/say horrible things to them, then still ask for stuff for free.

  • @verysadcatc7897
    @verysadcatc7897 Pƙed 3 lety +9

    Giving Away is not giving away to a person who demands to have it...

  • @ig_4220
    @ig_4220 Pƙed 3 lety +7

    I feel like an ideal response to these 'cash ready today' lowballers would be. "Dude I'm not a crackhead ready to dig out my own kidney with my house key to sell for ten quid towards my next hit, I can wait till someone who can actually pay properly comes along."

  • @nx5_
    @nx5_ Pƙed 3 lety +31

    This guy really out here sueing for more allowance....
    I don't even get any allowance😐

    • @abigailphoenixthepaperaddi2501
      @abigailphoenixthepaperaddi2501 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      I never did, either. Its ok. You'll be able to earn your own money in the future. I do suggest learning budgeting strategies now, based on minimum wage. Find average apartment prices, etc. It's good practice for the future, and you'd be surprised that you can actually save $ and still enjoy life with a crappy paycheck. It's all about planning, determining priorities, and taking care of those first - then setting aside $ for savings BEFORE using anything leftover for "extras". You can do it. WITHOUT an allowance ;)
      *grinz*
      (Although.. at 46, I still wish I could get one. Sigh lol)

    • @mahirmannan1561
      @mahirmannan1561 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Same here.
      - A fellow Asian

    • @akl2k7
      @akl2k7 Pƙed 3 lety

      I got an allowance when I was in elementary school for like $5 a week. It upped to $20 a week by High School, but by the time I graduated and got a job, I said goodbye to that and no longer got paid (except in emergencies).

    • @PirateShux
      @PirateShux Pƙed 3 lety +3

      I compiled 11 years worth of my child toys, including hundreds of moshi monsters figures that could fill a barrel and made a garage sale. Helps take in a lot of money for those without an allowance. Hope this helps! (Ps dont sell anything you might regret such as someone personal or your kidney)

  • @midknight3085
    @midknight3085 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    đŸ€Ł that last line "my father is a priest and you're going to hell." Where tf did that come from

  • @angeloncodm7477
    @angeloncodm7477 Pƙed 3 lety +193

    Day 8 of asking the Emperor of the internet to censor curse words with Yugo's bark.

  • @angelo6647
    @angelo6647 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    cant believe people argue with strangers for that long

    • @fireiron369
      @fireiron369 Pƙed 3 lety

      I don’t think they argue more just entertain

  • @autobotrock4789
    @autobotrock4789 Pƙed 3 lety +6

    If you had to tell the guy no twice don't even bother trying to sell him the bass. He'd show up at the meetup and keep being a creep but in person this time.

  • @bevoss7573
    @bevoss7573 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    Wake up.
    Turn on coffee.
    rSlash loads.
    Feed pets and listen to rSlash.
    Rinse and repeat daily.

  • @IrononicIronacy
    @IrononicIronacy Pƙed 3 lety +5

    Good morning everyone. I hope you all have amazing days!!

  • @lightlati7496
    @lightlati7496 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    OP: I'm selling these to benefit charity.
    CB: MY FATHER IS A PRIEST AND YOURE GOING TO HELL!
    ...sounds about right for the sub

  • @McSquiddington
    @McSquiddington Pƙed 3 lety +3

    This channel's indelibly marked in a corner of my mind, now. I work in equal parts Marketing and Customer Service, and every time I have to think back to a snide client with a bad attitude, the only way I can mentally picture them sounding is how rSlash sounds when he imitates them.

  • @damonsnow11
    @damonsnow11 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    I looked up the guy that sued his own parents, and apparently he also sued Oxford as well since he was unable to get as good a job as he wanted.
    That case was thrown out of court.

  • @NEPAAlchey
    @NEPAAlchey Pƙed 3 lety +4

    Damn, dude asked if they had an OF and offered a massage. What a prince charming!

  • @InsertCreativeusername_
    @InsertCreativeusername_ Pƙed 3 lety +4

    Guys don't do what that one guy did at 3:27 it's on the internet and can probably be there forever. So if you go into a job interview they can look at your social media and see what you've posted. And that can possibly blow your opportunity at a good job. So don't be like that guy.

  • @cardboxYT
    @cardboxYT Pƙed 3 lety +8

    U know is good when you play rocket leauge (or other game) while rslash tell a story about r/chossingbeggars

  • @janew5550
    @janew5550 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    So...I guess Hell is full of people who didn't give choosing beggars what they demanded? 😂

  • @Everhardt94
    @Everhardt94 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    I love how that one guy was calling OP rude while also throwing every swear word he could think of at them.

  • @Izzy-zw3vx
    @Izzy-zw3vx Pƙed 3 lety +8

    When you are so early you dont know what to say-

  • @audreym3908
    @audreym3908 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    As a Gemini, we don't claim this nice guy

  • @SoldierSpiderx
    @SoldierSpiderx Pƙed 3 lety +2

    you'll go hell
    OP: I save you a spot
    me: lmao savage

    • @joimumu
      @joimumu Pƙed 3 lety +1

      For the rest my life I will use that line :)

    • @SoldierSpiderx
      @SoldierSpiderx Pƙed 3 lety

      @@joimumu lls same here

  • @squaglettasmith3055
    @squaglettasmith3055 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    Ever time I am upset I just watch rSlash and it make me laugh and his voice is calming. Thanks for always making me smile rSlash!

  • @shadowman7307
    @shadowman7307 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    "You're at 5, I'm at 3. $400, we shake hands and call it a deal."
    Why is it that the first thing that popped in my mind was that scene in '89 Batman? "If we can't do business, why, we'll just shake hands and... that'll be it." Because things didn't go that well for the guy the handshake was offered to.

  • @randyleigh
    @randyleigh Pƙed 3 lety +14

    That one dislike is that adult who sued.

    • @lamarasawyer850
      @lamarasawyer850 Pƙed 3 lety

      What about the other 3?

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 Pƙed 3 lety

      The other 7?

    • @joshdavis5215
      @joshdavis5215 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Maybe it was someone who realized that there are at least 2 repeat stories in here they have heard on previous videos

    • @BloodThirstyAvengers
      @BloodThirstyAvengers Pƙed 3 lety

      @@stargazer1998 The dude's friends. Not sure how or why they're his friends but... eh.

  • @MissSkyNet
    @MissSkyNet Pƙed 3 lety +2

    I've learned one thing from this reddits. If I ever sell something online and someone is asking to change price, I'll increase it everytime they ask😁

  • @hay403
    @hay403 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    “i’ll give you credit and exposure”
    when ever u see that message just block the person lmao

  • @somebody4952
    @somebody4952 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    Her: Just give me art without your watermark
    Her: I swear I'll credit you

  • @cristalsedai1308
    @cristalsedai1308 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    Love me some RSlash!!! Makes my day!

  • @MadMusic26
    @MadMusic26 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    That computer one was hilarious but still managed to get under my skin. Like, bro. That’s some twisted logic.
    Reminds me of this lady who stayed in our building after closing one night and refused to leave. When a coworker told her we don’t get paid to hang around after closing, she started screaming about how we were attacking her, accusing her of wage theft, and how it was US who CHOSE to be here after closing. She was nuts.

  • @meganfenton856
    @meganfenton856 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    Yay, new Rslash upload!! 😅

  • @josiedavis5994
    @josiedavis5994 Pƙed 3 lety +5

    Ah yes what next karen do we have here today!

    • @jefffoo6891
      @jefffoo6891 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      You scared me , I was checking your and oh boy the eye scared me

  • @twodiceddragons4088
    @twodiceddragons4088 Pƙed 3 lety +7

    Ye

  • @Dima-Dimalicious
    @Dima-Dimalicious Pƙed 3 lety

    Holy hell..I was working and listening away until the bass story and that creepy hello stopped me in my tracks đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł I love how you up the game of creepy reading💜

  • @sunspot5530
    @sunspot5530 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    the way they go from 0 - 100 is so funny to me

  • @FireAndBlood96
    @FireAndBlood96 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    That pc one would have driven me mad. Texting every damn minute I would have just blocked them! 😂😂

    • @PirateShux
      @PirateShux Pƙed 3 lety

      The worst part was that the pc was genuinely as low as anyone could go and it still isn't a good profit. I would have just blocked then and waited for the other person to collect it

  • @darrencoolman6972
    @darrencoolman6972 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    Started to freak out cuz it didnt come out closer to 6 lol

  • @AzureKyle
    @AzureKyle Pƙed 3 lety +1

    I just love the pure idiocy of someone asking the author where they can pirate their book.

    • @Meringuesnake
      @Meringuesnake Pƙed 2 lety

      While I agree with this. As an author and a pushover, I’d probably just send them just send them a pdf lol.

  • @IKKclauKR
    @IKKclauKR Pƙed 3 lety

    I almost choked with my coffee when you went and knocked and opened the door đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

  • @lilydr9364
    @lilydr9364 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    I kept reloading my phone over and over but my phone was being a butt so 15 minutes after it updated I am finally watching it

  • @ShadowWasntHere8433
    @ShadowWasntHere8433 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    “My father is a priest and you’re going to hell.”
    Wait a sec...

  • @sohelshaikh1171
    @sohelshaikh1171 Pƙed 3 lety

    Rslash thx for adding the knocking sound effect
    It just made it 10x better

  • @theoriginalmissquinzel6937
    @theoriginalmissquinzel6937 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    My headphones died right as he said effing lying scumbag it was so loud and everyone on the bus just stopped and looked at me😅

    • @fireiron369
      @fireiron369 Pƙed 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/X2WH8mHJnhM/video.html

  • @verysadcatc7897
    @verysadcatc7897 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    Credit and Exposure worths nothing lady >:[
    What kind of scam are ya making MA’M!
    If Op agreed to ya the Followers will literally just look at ya and focus the lady then Op....

  • @MorbidKat
    @MorbidKat Pƙed 3 lety +4

    Damn, I'm a capricorn (basically a serious workaholic) I missed out on that "stray man" whatever the hell that means

  • @fenrirsbane
    @fenrirsbane Pƙed 3 lety +1

    The way I got a negotiation master class ad right in the middle of that Mac story i-

  • @m.kanawati4385
    @m.kanawati4385 Pƙed 3 lety

    It's amazing how some people turn from super nice to super mean so quickly...
    Great Video as always

  • @neoqueto
    @neoqueto Pƙed 3 lety +3

    Choosing Beggar: My father is a priest!
    Celibate: Am I a joke to you?

    • @myheartismadeofstars
      @myheartismadeofstars Pƙed 3 lety

      Not all priests are celibate. It depends on their branch.

    • @SkunkApe407
      @SkunkApe407 Pƙed 2 lety

      ​@@myheartismadeofstars "branch"? You mean denomination? The military and banks have branches, churches don't.

    • @SkunkApe407
      @SkunkApe407 Pƙed 2 lety

      If you look at the number of SA allegations against the Catholic Church, I'd say that they most definitely think celibacy is a joke.

    • @neoqueto
      @neoqueto Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@SkunkApe407 that's what I'm talking about, there's rampant abuse happening within the clergy, especially child abuse. More of a rhetorical question that one.

    • @SkunkApe407
      @SkunkApe407 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@neoqueto lol, gotcha. My folks were Irish Catholic, so it is completely normal for me to encounter people who actually think priests and nuns are actually celibate. My folks desperately wanted me to be an altar boy, but I flat out refused. Imagine my self-righteous smugness when all this started coming to light, and I got to say "TOLD YA SO!" I was a proper bellend for months after that. Kept asking them if they remembered the time they tried to make me a vicar's boy-toy. My dad definitely wanted to "abort" me for that. đŸ€Ł My mom even asked me a few years ago why I wasn't raising my kids in the Church. She looked like she had smelled a fart when I dusted off that old gem.

  • @Sylau369
    @Sylau369 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    The thumbnail just makes me say, Oh yeah. This is gonna be good

  • @cddagr
    @cddagr Pƙed 3 lety

    That computer sale, I'd keep it going just to see the guys reaction over a sold computer. 😂

  • @ShatnerLover
    @ShatnerLover Pƙed 3 lety +2

    Why pay for someone else’s Disney plus account instead of paying for your own? That makes zero sense.

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 Pƙed 3 lety +7

    It is not selfish to decline exposure and only accept cash offers.
    That is literally how business works!!!
    If you only offer exposure and then trash talk anyone that declines such offer, you need something better to do in your life.

    • @levistepanian5341
      @levistepanian5341 Pƙed 3 lety

      Lmao! Most of the time a business would be willing to reimburse you if enough people buy-that's to protect themselves in case you are original wor st case scenario is no one guys and the business gets 1 purchase which is all they were looking for.

  • @wynautwarrior2161
    @wynautwarrior2161 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    Honestly, while I'm not surprised, I wonder why people think God will punish other people on their behalf. That's not how God works.

  • @blazilfrazil2
    @blazilfrazil2 Pƙed 2 lety

    The guy trying to bargain for the computer part is killing me lmfaoooooooo

  • @ChiditheLitleo667
    @ChiditheLitleo667 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    3:27
    Marty McFly: Hey, I’ve seen this one before, it’s a classic.