r/Maliciouscompliance Employer: "I'm Paying You Less" Worker: "OK, I'll Work Less"
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 7. 01. 2021
- r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP boss quits, so he thinks that he's up for a new promotion and starts picking up the slack left by his absent boss. He waits, and he waits, but the promotion still hasn't come. When he asks the company owner about it, the owner says that OP isn't qualified for a promotion, but he should still keep doing the boss's work... just without the boss's pay. Yeah, fat chance! Less pay equals less work!
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Manager: We need you to do extra work, but without extra pay.
Worker: No, I don't think I will.
lol
Smart
First like and reply hello
beans
0.o
"I don't care! This is America and I should be able to plant sunflowers damnit!"
These two sentences are fucking art.
A A
I agree
no, ITS THE FUCKING STATUE OF LIBERTY, ITS PERFECT.
dude getting dragged from his garden: OH I;M SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!
Hoa's are bullshit
Manager: ill give you less pay
OP: ill give you less profit
Manager: *suprised pikachu face*
Manager: Okay, you're fired.
You'd be surprised how many bosses and companies like this are out there. Their law breaking is fully flagrant and no one cares. I know because I worked for many of them.
@@GodDragonLich Now the business closes down.
@@GodDragonLich - probably best you don't try running your own business.
Oh shit. The second story. Oh shit. My stomach hurts.
That corn and sunflower one made me laugh so hard I was not expecting that.
I just thought he was going to plant corn instead. I didnât realize he was gonna bargain with the HOA.
F U N N Y
Same
He pulled a âplot twistâ on them
Is it true they can't regulate the radio towers?
I heard the sunflower story last week and was DYING. âThis is America, damnit!â and, âSoooo... no to sunflowers, yes to corn? Perfect.â I wanna meet that guy. He sounds like an absolute petty legend.
Boss: âThis is your new position, but Iâm not going to promote you.â
OP: âOkay. I quit.â
Boss: âWait! Donât go! Iâll promote you! Just donât go! Weâre shortstaffed!â
OP: âToo late. You had your chance. Bye!â
In reality: Okay bye, there are thousands of people lined up that need that job.
God Dragon Axl and those people need trained which cost the company more money....... itâs cheaper and more time efficient to keep your current employees than to hire & train new ones. You could go through all that training and it still not work out with the new person. So back to square one. Just treat your employees right and you wonât have a high turn over rateâđ»
@@pickingwilddaisies945 What you say makes sense, but you forget about the greed, corrupt and narcissistic nature of most bosses/owners around the world. lol
This is why you always keep job security. Always make sure you know something about your job that no one else could do if they fired you.
What? How can you do this? This is outrageous; it's unfair.
"Suck it, the contract let's me plant corn." absolutely epic :'D
just imagine the Supahotfire gif
loophole in our trailer park lease (worse than a HOA, 14 pages). it says lawns must be mowed shorter than 4", and i've actually received written warning for 5" grass. i plan on digging up the whole lot and planting vegetables, berries, etc. this year. malicious compliance: no mention of food gardens nor requiring a lawn, in the lease.
@@em1osmurf Even I would be more than eager to get behind this kind of loophole abusing shenanigans! ^_^
@@em1osmurf The best part is that a food garden is actually functional and you get more than just a good looking yard for your maintenance work. Good thinking!
@@em1osmurf that's awesome! just make sure that no one comes into your jard to steal the food...
The de-construction and repainting of the house with those horrid colors was awesome! Glad his mom & dad are happy & doing well now.
I would love to have seen their faces when they walked into a house that was now back to its original state.
Closest I can get for you is this:
OoO -> NOOOOOOOOOOO!
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@@emisthem6562 amazing artwork
Lemme try
O v O
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It would be priceless
@@nitrogamer8222 Did you give it a dong?
10/10 for creativity XD
But it wasn't, it was painted oddly.
"How dare you not let me screw you over after you made the house livable by giving it to my son instead. How dare you destroy all the work MY son deserves." This is what I imagine that guys sister thinking. I would have LOVED to see their faces when they drove up and then walked in. Probably started out all smug thinking they got free labor and can get away with screwing their own family over and then they see the inside matched the outside and it was in the original state.
When will you learn? WHeN WilL YOu LEaRn?! THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!
I know where that came from and i hate it
@@zekromtrainer1222 we all do
that's the problem most of the time they DO NOT have consequences.....
"This takes place in the Before Times" Dude makes it sound like a time so long ago, all recollection of it is lost
To be fair, its about more than a year ago at this point
To be fair. It usually under 2020.
@@ReigoVassal To be fair, it's 2021 and those "15 days to flatten the curve" has entered into a new year with no end in site.
Wonder when someone will reference Rick and Morty by calling it the âBeforefore timesâ
god... it's been a year. it's been a fuckin' year since all this bullshit started.
I personally would have put it back to itâs âoriginal stateâ and then had it condemned. It takes a LOT of court and renovation fees to have a house removed from a condemned list. And EVERYTHING would have to be inspected before they could move to the next project. Most of the time they just tear it down and sell the land.
Satan is your huge fan
Well, in the case of old homes having asbestos, just let it go condemned and become too expensive to pay property taxes and asbestos-removal. Those developers and bad-faith actors in the family will have to foot the asbestos bill instead and be left with a property that can't be resold. If anything, a REIT corporation would have enough money to buy those abandoned properties from the municipal government.
@@MetalSStar196 they already did the renovations on it though. The jackass would be out a lot more if they were to return it to its original state and then have it condemned. Iâm going to assume though that there wasnât asbestos anymore if they renovated it to begin with. Either way I would make it complete hell to have anything built or renovated in the future.
America: land of the corn, home of the sunflowers đœđșđžđ»
9:00 I have a theory, that one guy who got the promotion for supervisor, didn't get paid the proper wage he wanted so that's why he no showed for 3 weeks, and I'm willing to bet he already found another job and is laughing at his terrible boss like OP is.
But this video is 12 minutes?
â@tf2brony731 not at the year I typed this, he must've cut out a post around my timestamp because youtude didn't like it, I edited it
Client: Corn or Sunflowers, which do you guys wanna see everyday?
HOA: Uhhh...Sunflowers?
Client: Good Choice
Malicious compliance be like: âYesâ âYesâ âYes, but actually noâ
r/YesYesYesYesYesYesNo
Someone once told me that the two most powerful words in the English language were "Yes" and "No". They also told me that "No" was more powerful.
Similar thing happened to me. I was doing everybody else's job, when I asked for a raise I was told I was at the "top of my pay scale".
Cashed my Christmas bonus, never went back. I've worked for myself for the last 15 years.
imagine finding pure gold in a stellar chef and getting MAD about it
Jealousy is strong
@@blightedadmiral7006, Particularly when the CEO sucks at cooking. Yes, we kitchen staff are prideful and arrogant in the face of the corporate HQ. The arrogance is worth having pride in producing good food for the masses. If we continue to be underpaid, we'll quit and apply for a more expensive competitor in the same area.
@@MetalSStar196 Yeah makes sense
Uh...everyone here seems to know what they're talking about, but the video this comment is on, czcams.com/video/Ngnn6oXigYQ/video.html doesn't say ANYTHING about a chef ANYWHERE. Can comments get displaced to different videos??
@@ArcanineEspeon I think the story must have been taken out of the post but the comments stayed. Only thing I can think of.
Itâs the problem with corporations. Too many people take the extra work and donât demand extra pay. We wouldnât need minimum wage jobs if people refused to take on extra work without extra pay.
Minimum wage jobs will always be a thing. If you're not getting paid what you want, find another job or learn a trade.
Manager: I'm paying you less
Worker: Okay, I'll work less
Manager: *Nani?*
When Sunflowers fail, Corn saves the day....
And to be able to say, looking back on it reflecting, "Well that was *corny,* wasn't it?"
@@RiptoGakt darn right (cue to Shaft theme)
Come on down and buy some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn AAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Promotion story: "Sorry, I would come back but you're not smart enough to be my boss."
just so everyone is aware an Alto-sham is a heated food cabinet
so an anti fridge.
Thanks. I've used them and they are very nice, especially to keep some items hot while you prepare the other items to go with it.
Lol i dont even know what that is... and i can only guess based on the name
I need sleep. I thought you typed âheated food CLARINET.â Lol! đ€Šđ»ââïž
@nikola plays its in the first story dude
Not sure where the Chef is located, but, in the US, what happened to him is called "wage theft," and it's illegal. He could sue for it.
It always costs money to sue and many courts are very backed up, especially for civil cases. Nice thought anyway.
And have the FBI involved as wage theft is a federal offense.
My dad is a passionate carpenter/woodworker/handyman. He would've had SO much fun screwing everything up on purpose for the last one. Everything would have looked okay at first, but the loose screws would make everything fall apart within a week đ
"They even forgot to include corn."
- insert gloating Mister Burns from the Simpsons here -
"So yes to corn, no to sunflowers?"
So, HOA, you have chosen... CORN!
Exxxxxxxcellennnt.
@@ScooterBond1970 *tents fingers*
The sunflower man is an ICON. đ»
9:10 as a Midwesterner, as soon as you mentioned corn I knew this was gonna be epic
I live in Alaska, donât even know if I could even find a HOA, and yet Iâm over here storing the HAM radio tower knowledge JUST in case đ€Ł
rSlash is wrong about this. The protection is for TV satellite dishes and antennas.
Almost all HOAs do in fact regulate HAM radio towers
Hoas are pure hell.
Ya know, you have to be careful about what you wish for. When you say "I want the house in its original state", you are going to get the house in its ORIGINAL state. That being said, I wonder exactly how they proceeded? You can't get a team of lawyers, because OP was in the right, it was put back to its original state. Technically, it was done that way as per the contract they sent you, so you could potentially send them the bill for all the work that had to be done. When they refuse to pay it, you take them to court saying something like this: They required the house to be in its original state. To do that, I had to hire some workers to fulfill the contract. They should be the ones to pay up because this is what they wanted.
Some people just don't appreciate nice things, and even mocking it. My native proverb literally translate this as 'when monkey gets a flower'.
A similar proverb is "casting pearls before swine."
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Hello everybody, I hope your day goes well.
I hope you have a good day.
my day has not ended even though it is tommorow
Thanks Corey - I hope you have a day blessed with sunshine and rainbows!
Thank you so much! You too man, you too.
Thx you have a good day too
In my experience, restaurant owner's are some of the worst at running a business, but for some reason have the biggest egos
i will now call pre covid "the before times" thank you for the idea op
The best part of insomnia is being up late enough to see the notification that the Reddit man himself just uploaded
I love this series. Malicious Compliance is my first language.
That sunflower story was so funny and wholesome lmaoo - made me laugh đ
The other thing the owner could do with some of the money is to ask the chef what improvements to the kitchen would help
Are you in uni/college for business? Let rSlash give you some advice you wonât get in school!
1) donât micromanage
2) a penny pinched is a dollar lost
3) your staff are your lifeblood
HOA: No sunflowers!
Guy: Ok! I'll plant corn then!
HOA: well, you...
uhm... well...
just take your sunflowers
Gotta say the worst deal i have made is being salaried... in the last 2 weeks i have worked 180 hours multiple 24 hours shift ugh army is ultimate choosing begger
@Rusto Paying thousands of dollars to transport a single tire to Iraq or Afghanistan, only to get a hole in it due to rifle fire, and similar horribly inefficient expenses, makes up a huge part of the US military budget, too.
The US is on the losing end of a war of attrition, the disparity between the costs borne by all sides as compared to the US is just astronomical.
When I worked as a cake decorator at Walmart, for a measly little $12 an hour (in Chicago), our job was to ONLY DO CAKES. We were not, according to Walmart's documents, to work or help in any other department. So when deli was seriously struggling, my jackass of a boss would tell me to help to which I always responded "Sorry, Walmart says I am to only handle cakes." and it would piss him off so badly. I did NOT get paid enough even for my skills as a decorator, what makes you think I'd do any extra??
Fun fact, companies DO rely on their employees
I'm never doing more then what I have to in a job.
Same
Mathematical fact. The square root of the number of employees you have do 50% of the work. 100 employees= 10 people worth a shit. 10000 employees = 100 people worth a shit.
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Stop calling me out
Creap!
Im in this comment and i dont like it.
@@randomstuff....iguess6521 creep*
@@d1wzee i thought you were dead?
Lol that sunflower one was gold đ
I love how the end is cut off when the video ended. "Every singl-"
Your boi refreshing for 16 miniutes. Love the vids
Me too, I thought it was the apocalypse
@@gabrielmartin977 I mean It IS
@@queenofmeme6068 it IS 2020-1 after all
@@thechosenone-gaming502 2020 won.
48 likes in 30 mind??!! Teach me ur ways lmao
If I had an employee that great, I'd pay him more and spend more time doing other businesses.
Narecesstic idiots are their own worst enemies
ngl I loved the sunflower one. it was almost kinda wholesome in its own way. on brightside that sunflower helps ALOT of honey bees and seeds for the small birds, so bonus on aiding the ecosystem
Damn, the chef in the first story should have definitely opened their own place. They're clearly great at what they do and it's sad that a greedy owner pushed them out of the industry.
Odd! I didn't recognize a story about a chef. I checked again and the first story is about a lawyer.
"Hey employee doing extra work for free. You ain't getting the promotion of the job that you are already doing"
Like, dude, I get not giving it right away since papers get on the way, but not doing it all, and not even bothering to look for a replacement? You are asking for hell
Note that in the first story it was said that the *REVENUE* increased from 850k to 1.4M, that doesn't necessarily translate to a straight profit increase as overheads likely also increased; see equipment purchases.
HoA: you can't just plant sunflowers!
Sunflower Man: Don't underestimate the force, young padowans
#cornforce
That last story should've ended with the father putting the house in HOA, imagine all the fines there!
"I was made out to be incompetent at my job and I used to cry a lot and almost became an alcoholic from work stress". Now that's weird from a lawyer, we tend to actually become alcoholic.
I dont know why the sunflower man makes me so happy! That man is living his best life
Sunflower man is my new favorite hero. Keep fighting the good fight, my dude! :D
Maliciouscompliance is so much more wholesome and righteous than revenge :)
First story: why did OP change careers, heâs a really good chef from what it sounds like and he got a award for it he should use his skills for a good owner
I've listened to this one several times just so I can imagine that guy surrounded by sunflowers. It makes me grin every time. =)
The sunflower man had a VISION! It was worth it to him to have the contract reviewed!
"Sop yes to corn, no to sunflowers"
Me "Oh boy this will be good!"
Returning my paternal grandparents house to it's "original state" would, I believe, require demolishing 1/3 to 1/2 of it, because I'm reasonably sure the (current) main living room and the master bedroom were add ons. And I can think of at least one or two other houses in my family like that, including ours since it was built by my great grandfather, and the back portion (including the only bathroom, utility room with the furnace, and maybe even the basement,) are all add ons. Basically, asking an old family home to be restored to original condition might just mean tearing everything down but the one room it started as.
Re: people only doing what's included in their contracts/job descriptions. That's called "work to rule" and is often used during contract negotiations. It usually brings work to a screeching halt. Given that I've never heard of an employer enforcing work to rule, my conclusion is that most employees do many things outside of what's in their job descriptions.
Work to rule enforcement is neglected in cases of "can you send out that 20 word email before going to lunch" in cases of "collate your managers production report" it's abuse of "other jobs as assigned". Per that phrase, as defined by the U.S. Office of Personnel Management (OPM), refers to minor or incidental tasks related to the position being described - not whatever tasks the manager dreams up or, in the worst-case scenarios, uses to punish an employee.
No extra work without extra pay
Aww, My house had a moat of sunflowers surrounding it lol it made me and my family happy. đ»â€ïž
I was a Chef for 18 years, and it's exactly shit like the first story that made me switch careers.
This is simply one of the best Malicious Compliance. Ass a boomer who because disabled on the job, then was FIRED, I applaud all the people who are telling their boss to get screwed. It is so satisfying
That first story is a rank example of why putting all your eggs in one basket is a terrible idea.
Guy: (Plants tons of corn around his house)
Rob the scarecrow would like to know your location
lol i usually listen to your videos on autoplay while also listening to able sisters city folk at the same time
I still donât know how the nephew could legally obtain the title. Since the house was in the will, ownership would have been in both the dad and aunts name. So, neither should be able to modify or sell/give away the property without the others permission. Dad must have had a terrible lawyer because anyone with a brain can tell thatâs fraud.
Pretty sure the story said there was NOT a will, just a verbal agreement.
Lol I love how, to management, "asking for respect" (you know that basic shit that all human beings deserve) = "being disrespectful"
I love it when the HOA's rules work against them đ
When will managers/supervisors/bosses ever learn? If you rely on a small team to make your business run like a well-oiled machine, DON'T screw them over! Because if you do, say goodbye to your only income!
Welcome to Rslash, where we catch the biggest Karens in the wild. Join us in todayâs adventure as we uncover some seriously entitled people. Have a look.
Can... can you teach me how to intro properly?
*EXOTIC BUTTERS*
Restaurant OWNERS never understand that it's the food quality that brings repeat customers; when the owner IS the Chef of a failing restaurant..... well watch HELL'S KITCHEN !
I was waiting for OP to just casually mention that they'd been on Kitchen Nightmares XD
It must have been so much fun and a good stress relief to demolish the renovations op's dad made to the house! I would have enjoyed every second of it
LOL
Sunflower guy is a hero.
The stories in this one are probably the best ones I've heard in a while
The first story sounds like it should be on an episode of kitchen nightmares
âReally tall sunflowers, like five feet tall.â
*looks over at my mammoth, sky scraper, and American giant sunflower seed packets*
Are you sure about that?
The first two stories remind me of what happened to my dad and his job a few weeks ago and another time when he was in college and his professor wouldn't let him graduate. All I can say is "Wow" to people like this.
Itâs crazy how family can treat family like that.
Honestly, that first story about the chef gave me strong Kitchen Nightmares feels..anyone else?
That HAM radio tower tip was very interesting. Thatâs probably why my grandpa got super into HAM radio a few years back. Heâs been in the HOA for over a decade (was on the board or whatever itâs called) & started getting a little annoyed with them after being retired for a few years.
He would know the rules & loopholes. And he would definitely do some malicious compliance or something along those lines.
Sunflower guy just wanted to be ready for the zombies
Those sunflowers may save that guy from a zombie apocalypse
This reminded me a joke my family likes to use, basically they're call 2019 the new BC era (before covid) it's dumb I know, but I got a laugh when I heard it the first time
Sunflower guy is my hero. đ
Geez, that guy sure liked sunflowers.
plants his yard full of corn XD
I'm so happy for the sunflower guy đđ€Ł
I love the sunflower guy. I grew mammoths (the type he planted) from seed for the first time last year and they were my pride and joy! (Until a nasty windstorm destroyed them with a tree branch, but that storyâs for another day). So Iâm glad he fought for his sunflowers!
My cats keep catching mice and I keep rescuing them/giving them a peaceful space to die by putting them in my balcony garden with mouse-friendly foods from my kitchen.
I accidentally planted a single stalk of popcorn in a tiered planter. It was glorious! The pride of my 2020 garden!
I love planting sunflowers, its hard work and it costs more money than it saves, but theres something satisfying about roasting your own sunflower seeds.
I love how his outro is âHey check out this other place that I do the exact same thingâ
Last story, epic malicious compliance! Honest relative, fixed up the house, paid it off, only to be blindsided by dishonest relative and mother. What a dastardly pair, thinking they took advantage of an honest man, yet he got the last laugh. Well, maybe not, as I bet the neighbors of Ugly House were laughing at the "new" owner!
If there was only 1 employee in the backstore the boss didn't need a supervisor right đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł