Mike Pence: Wine, Dine And Reset Gender Norms To '69
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- čas přidán 30. 03. 2017
- Stephen takes a big, juicy bite into the news that Mike Pence refuses to dine alone with women who aren't his wife.
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And we have how many allegations against Mike Pence? False or true? Seems to work pretty well honestly.
You know, people made fun of Pence for not being alone with women, but after these recent sexual misconduct and sexual harassment claims, Mike actually found a way to beat the system. He has a strong alibi in case he ever gets hit with one of those claims. I gotta hand it to him, that's genius.
"No word yet on who will be operating his brain."
Can't preside over that which does not exist, Colbert...
Hex Isme ..LOL HAHAHA
It's Putin
I can't wait to go to a conversion camp with all the other lesbians, I could make so many more gay friends. I mean I'm trying to be positive about this
Mal c.H behave girl 😂
see you there! the gay agenda is gonna be so much easier when they put us all in the same place! no more 500k person Skype calls just to organize the week.
At least you have set some goals for yourself!!!!
asdfasdf or we could pick, like, basic human decency? This is an argument tactic a child would use, "I may have bitten my sibling, but Billy hit the teacher!" It doesn't make conversion camps better.
Nor does it make your completely unhidden islamophobia anymore palatable.
Kurai Ikimono yup lemme just head back to the terrible country that spawned me, a dirty sin liberal.
yup, right where I belong.
This monologue is on fire. Stephen Colbert the baddest late night talk show host in town.
Ry Sun you mean good bad right? not bad bad!!?
+Jason Bourney : lol ,now that's funny
Since Conan is filmed in LA, you are correct.
Colbert is biggly fiery
Ry Sun his show is for idiots.
I feel so full of hope when I see you online: you're one of the few hosts who's been honest with us through the entire campaign and election. Thank you, Stephen :)
Interesting alternative reality you are living in.
John Johnson YOU don't say?
+72marshflower15 : is that a type of swap flower ?
Confirmation bias is strong with you.
John Johnson **swamp, you mean to say? The only thing being swapped is reality for your nefarious mentality.
Incidentally, the alt right repopularized the term "drain the swamp" in response to theories ive dropped that have rendered standard political models invalid.
its a quiet dig against my alias that mostly goes unnoticed by people...
Since when does a swamp monster like Trump EVER drain the swamp?
If you knew how hard i can crush your erroneous mal-socialization, you'd understand why the saying is being used to begin with...
Try to find the most advanced political theorist who is willing to take up your mantle and have them contact me.
They'll tell you the same thing...
It will be so funny when Steve is falsely accused
About that Putin (mis)quote: When Bush1 said "Read my lips" it was referring to his pledge for "No new taxes" ... and then he had to raise taxes.
Agreed... I am surprised no one else caught that. Putin was (mis)quoting something that is well known for having turned out to be not true. Putin awkwardly repeated a lie as his answer. The fact that he falsely attributed it to Reagan was less of an issue in my opinion than the fact that the statement itself was a lie.
On second thought... Putin's SOP is to create a false equivalence with the US. So if people point out that the statement was a lie, when it is eventually shown that Putin was (is) lying, he'll simply bring up the fact that Bush1 did it too and he's no different. Although what Putin's doing and lying about is a much bigger deal.
i respect vp Pence respecting his wife on these situations. That's pretty awesome. We shouldn't mock these ideals. i didn't even vote for him, but i respect this.
Why is Mike Pence getting dumped on for being a good dude? It sounds to me like he is trying to avoid scandals (that the left love to dish out)
He’s a gayphobe and very uneducated about reproductive issues
Considering, what the men in congress are going through right now, i bet they wish they had bever been left alone either.... lol
And let's not overlook the point of respect for the woman you're committed to if you would go to such lengths to honor her as your "one and only".
Woe to the man who would mock another man for this. He deserves to end up dining just with his material toys.
Who are we kidding. None of them have EVER loaded a dishwasher.
Nunes' source: Tonald Drump and Beve Sannon
I don't know this Beve Sannon but he sounds handsome and dependable.
borot man he is
Beve Sannon sounds like a pre existing condition (respect Colbert).
Pol anonymous Hooray for Spoonerisms!
*Stannon
Reagan also said "we did not sell arms to Iran to negotiate the release of hostages" so, not the greatest source, Putin.
Interesting statement : I remember all those scumy democraps trying to corner Mr North in regards to Iran . Fast forward to Obama and wow ; look at all the things Obama and Hillary did for Iran's nuclear weapons ability .
Other examples are bengazi !
Fast and Furious with Eric Holder !
Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt !
Did you forget about those ?
Mr Johnson. I wonder if you recall that there were many hearings and investigations into Benghazi, all led by republicans, and no evidence of any wrong doing was found. Do your remember that? Do you also feel that mistakes and lies by one group somehow negates the lies of another? The OP was saying that Regan was not the most reliable source, not that Obama was better than Regan. Do you understand this concept and why our post is not applicable here? I'm guessing know as you seem to be nothing but a partisan.
SilortheBlade : I do recall vividly the bengazi issue and the lack of hearings compared to what the democraps did to Oliver North .
You say I am partisan ; Democraps are never not partisan.
I have been watching Democrat's play partisan politics for fourty years . To point at me and accuse me of what your party has done since their existence began , is simply redirection of guilt tactic and it doesn't work in the real world of people who are wise to that tactic. You liberals have played that card to death.
Doesn't change the fact Reagan said they didn't, and knew he was lying to the American people.
DJ Wise He also sold the arms to Iran to illegally fund Nicaragua's dictator government in slaughtering rebels and whole villages, including women and children. Reagan lovers tend to forget that. Another republican.
😍😍 the US is a shit show! My application for permanent citizenship for Germany was accepted. Peace, y'all!
Well Welcome :)
Don't let the door hit you on the way out
Congratulations!
Take me with you!
Jack Finley And you look like an inbred fuck tard :)
I love this generation, the more jokes you throw out, the more people think you actually know what your talking about.
This description of Mike Pence isn't bad at all. It's actually quite honorable. I really don't see why it's something to be made fun of. On the other hand, Trump has three wives and brag about his affairs and lewd acts. Now that's despicable.
It's adorable when Americans call out others on war crimes.
That Mike Pence diss is too low and disgusting! It means he only loves his wife not bad 👎
God forbid Mike pence being faithful to his wife now that's controversial to liberals smh
Nepotism on full swing
I know that this has already been noted, but Colbert just gets more savage with every show.
This post of mine is a year and a half later ! Colbert is Killing it even more if you can believe that. Trump is NUTS !
@@mattpetty1 turns out now everyone is adopting the pence rule ( from kora to europe) . Colbert is the one who's nuts . and unintelligent as well .
Agree, if that savagery includes mocking a man who respects the woman he's committed to this much.
Very disappointing on Colbert if he's this desperate to make a point.
So he gives away Fed jobs to family and friends but forget about the rest of us Americans who have been applying for jobs since graduation. Tear Drop...I'm Done.
Why aren't all US presidents and senior foreign policy officials portrayed at Jeopardy's War Criminals' Week?
how do you think he hollowed out the bread loafs?
Asking the real questions.
Julio Blanco Where did Pence find a loaf of bread big enough to hide a champagne bottle? Did the bubbly come from a motel mini fridge?
He hollowed them out and shellac'd it in the same motion.
Ummmm.... that's "loaves", not "loafs". Didn't make it past 6th grade, huh?
Haha
George HW Bush uttered the famous "read my lips" quote
The Pence segment was absolutely amazing
Now I really wanna watch Jeopardy War Criminal Week
I think you should stick more to Trump jokes and lay off Pence. All you have done with this is shame a man for his high principles and respect for his wife.
terrible jokes on Pence......
I am from Indiana and can attest that schlacked bread is indeed a delicacy.
I don't care if Mike Pence doesn't go out to eat with another woman besides his wife. They're obviously old fashion. Who am I to judge? It's their marriage.
Wait what? Pence wife can't tell the difference between a loaf of bread and a loaf of bread of friggin BOTTLE of CHAMPAGNE in it? lolol.............
obviously he was holding it while she tore of pieces but the that ain't as funny as a her being oblivious to the weight differential
The yeast is not he only thing rising.....😂😂
This is going down harder than Nixon on a bottle of pills.
impeach and repeal and replace.
DT and Ivanka: Nepotism?
that Ezra makin all Ezras look bad
Maybe VP Pence should show the same respect and dignity Bill Clinton did of women...?
this is so disgusting it needs to be taken down, so immature.
that title is amazing
I love when Colbert cracks up laughing! Haha
If Ivanka is not paid she is not legally a Federal employee. So if she attend security briefing that is a breach of security.. That'll make America Great Again
The war criminal week joke was hilarious!!!
Nepotism - is based on favoritism granted to relatives in various fields, including business, politics, entertainment, sports, religion and other activities.
The term originated with the assignment of nephews to important positions by Catholic popes and bishops.
wikipedia
shdw787 another example is the racist orange man.
Intelligence- giving brilliant people important positions and respecting their opinions. i.e. Trump's view of his children.
+hugh jorgan ; I agree : at least he can trust his family .
+Stephen Mulvain : you sound like you might have contacted the mental illness associated with liberalism.
yeah "nephews"
You know, eating rules like that would force Mike Pence to have more male employees and fewer female employees, wouldn't it?
Now why would a gay man want to be surrounded by men instead of women? Hold on, this will come to me eventually (pun intended).
Perhaps to provide no reason for anyone to believe he's being unfaithful to the woman he's committed to?
Something is seriously wrong on the Left if a man is mocked for respecting a woman this much.
That Jeopardy joke was great.
Colbert is a national treasure
Bush, Sr., said it and the fact that he was either lying or sorely mistaken is a major part of his legacy
Stephen is nothing more than a hell-bound bully
I was hoping for a reference to the wife/mother thing.
'pray away the Mount Gay'. You go Colbert !
when i first heard this... i laughed and thought pence was crazy.
now, with this metoo craziness, i think MIKE PENCE IS A GENIUS
And there's the possibility that he's protecting far more than just himself with this. Maybe he respects the woman he's with enough to never want to even give the impression of infidelity to her.
Shame on the man who would mock another man for this.
With all thats going on in Hollywood turns out that not being alone with a woman other than your wife is actually pretty good policy.
Not only that, it's a living point of respect for the woman you're committed to in giving zero cause for her to ever doubt your fidelity.
Something is seriously wrong if something like this becomes a mocking point. You may not choose to make such a stance of commitment to your wife. But to mock someone who does is low.
A disappointing showing on Colbert.
I can't wait until these entertainers realize that they're not politicians.
Hahaha, Regan and George H.W. Criminals too true
Dont take me wrong guys, Maybe Donald Trump likes having Ivanka next to him in White House where his wife is not present as off now
I agree with you ;) Thats what I sarcastically meant :)
Where is Michelle Obama these days ?
John Johnson She is underground forming the Rebel Alliance.
John Johnson I doubt Michelle wants to live with Trump.
In fact, looks like no one does, apart from Ivanka.
SAD.
@Bear Arms did you mean Melania? 😜
really war criminals. give me a break man
Aren't there enough people in DC who do, indeed, stray? Sounds like a good way to avoid temptation.
Two words I don't want to hear in the same sentence: "seductive" and "yeast".
If you're reading this, I hope you have an awesome day/night! and if not, know there's always tomorrow!
just some positive words from a small CZcamsr!
🙏🙏🙏
Phillip Timothy thanks man!
awesome
Have my like!
Thank you, those words can go a long way.
Mike "Wine, Dine And Reset Gender Norms To '69" Pence
get it right colbert :^)
41 people apparently do not understand the superiority of the Oxford Comma!
"(Mike Pence) never eats alone with a woman other than his wife..."
lol If he's eating with ANY woman, then he isn't alone..
I'd totally watch jeopardy war criminal edition
The war criminals joke got my like!
I didn't like Pence when he was my governor, I still don't like him now.
Did anyone point out to Putin that it was Bush who said that and that he lied? My guess is no.
I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF WHEN HE SAID "NO WORD YET ON WHO WILL BE OPERATING HIS BRAIN"
Someone, please impeach this madman! Trump's done so much damage to this country, that I'm not sure how it'll be fixed.
@@vikramdungarwal7110 Brother, don't tell them the truth. You'll scare them to death
TRUMP 2020!
So Pence and his wife have the same level of intimacy as Trump and Ivanka
Hoosier here, and no, shellacked bread is NOT a delicacy in Indiana. You can get it all the time and cheap. :)
Sweet Jesus, man! What are you doing?! You can't put Trump in charge of the dishwasher! He's never done anything even remotely like that before!
Mike Pence: "I wanna go see Theresa May."
Mrs Pence: "No! Did you learn nothing from our history?"
Mike Pence: "Aww, but I wanna!"
Mrs Pence: "No!"
Mike Pence: "What about Angela Merkel?"
Mrs Pence: "Don't you remember the last time you had bratwurst?!"
"Speaking of Trump's loved ones..."
Zing!
Damn! Stephan, Mike Pence would not be able to cure that burn😂😂😂
I knew the read my lips answer. Lol
Upvote me for no reason.
I like Colbert but I don't approve of needlessly making fun of Pence's wife or their engagement story. Everyone's engagement is a little cheesy, and as far as stories go it's a nice one. Poke fun at his policy points or hypocrisy but I'm of the opinion we should leave non-politicans out of it.
Crazy president in USA i love your show i watch eveyday thank you Stephen Colbert ,The time is coming for this man to step down
Didn't it go something like, "Read my lips: No new taxes." And then there were new taxes. Something like that?
Kelly Ann Conway internet history: VPN for microwaves
Steve Bannon internet history: how to summon Cthulhu
Sean Spicer internet history: spectacular way to suicide
Mike Pence internet history: grindr anonymous mode
Ever noticed how there are no good conservative comedians?
Andrew Frickmann Colbert was on comedy Central.. kinda
Aisha McDade that was satire of conservatives
Andrew Frickmann Steven crowder, you just don't find them funny because you disagree with them.
+Planksexual 2x4 Personally, I don't at mentally challenged individuals.
Andrew Frickmann There really are. They just don't get as mainstream because the comedy industry is very liberal.
You should have saw Elizabeth warren eating her Native American food. Rachel dolezal eating her soul food was classic. Debbie wasserman and Hillary eating burgers discussing how to take down the Jew was funny too.
He's not washing dishes, he's too busy flushing his golden toilet!
Why insult someone for respecting his wife? Nothing wrong with refusing to dine with other women, especially since he is in politics. Explains why he has been married for so many years.
The jokes about Pence were a bit tacky tonight, Stephen. Ok, you're allowed an off-night.
LOL "Your answer must be in the form of a murder"
"War criminal jeopardy" was the best!
Pence is protecting himself. Any woman could easily ruin his entire life by falsely accusing him of anything sexually related. Mrs. Pence is simply his bodyguard, so to speak. What he's doing is very smart, actually.
Not smart. Just misogynistic.
@@ellamarsters8791 lol
The Mike Pence meal thing is truly bizarre. What if he needs to meet a woman for business or diplomacy, while food is served? What kind of man can't be alone with another adult? Where did the GOP find these man-boys who are running our country?
Can't get accused of harrassment if you're never with a woman
@Liberal Tears And they are false because you want them to be false?
@Liberal Tears You mean the trustworthy media? I am 100% sure if you get your news from conservative right wing sites who want to defend the rights of rich and powerful men to treat women like sex toys, then yes you are going to read how all the allegations are false. I know quite a few women who experienced sexual violence and it really happens everywhere on the globe. If you listen to the allegations closely they are all very realistic and fit into profile. But if they were all to be false that would be awfully convenient for scumbags who would want women to never speak up out of fear no one is going to believe them, right?
And this scumbag would happen to be you, it seems.
Pray away the Mount Gay - yup - pretty sure I had a big ol smile on my face!!! hahaha gotta love that Barbados Rum just got some hype from the Amazing Stephen Colbert!
Mike Pence never eats alone with another woman besides his wife?
Anyone else thinking of the movie Old Fashioned?
Hahaha! Is the Pence rule funny now? It would have saved every one of your liberal bretheren. Hahaha! Y'all are bass akwards.
I have no love for Trump, Pence, or the Republican Party but there's no reason to go off on a man who's devoted to his wife.
MacroLass not eating alone with a woman other than you wife for a man of Pences position means he views female reporters Congress women, senators and judges who might request a meeting with him over lunch as sex things that might tempt him with their feminine wiles. its so backwards.
Backwards like your name haha
If that woman were a reporter, congress woman, senator or judge who has a professional and important reason to need some face time with someone in pences position, no. Not really. No one would make a scandal out of two politicians being seen eating with each other. Not every man and woman who see each other with no one else around are boning.
Alpha Morty if they want to show each other respect they should do that by actually trusting each other to not be unfaithful if left alone with someone of the opposite sex. It's amazes me how anyone can see such an unhealthy relationship (ie were they don't trust each other) as "respecting your partner".
And yes, if your wife would feel uneasy by you being alone with someone of the opposite sex for an extended period of time she doesn't trust you.
MacroLass think about it in reverse if a woman did not eat with any other man or could not drink alcohol without her husband you would think she was in an abusive relationship
The yeast isn't the only thing rising😂🍞🍞🍞
How can Ivanka and her husband work in the White House?
Isn't there specific laws against that?
with his whole family in charge, he is gonna establish the great trump dynasty..
One year later and Hollywood is exploding with sexual harassment allegations after they mock Mike Pence - the sweetest irony
Rabidcolombian
I have one month, one day, and one year in mind when I read bullshit like yours':
NOVEMBER 18TH, 2018. Yes, the day that the Democrat's TSUNAMI drowns out the RepubICONS majorities in the House & Senate. Enjoy!
And which of those Hollywood people is actually the President?
why do you consider a show filmed in new york, to be "hollywood"
You're a sad, SAD little idiot.
JUST Hollywood? Lol! Tunnel vision is bad for ya. Trust me.
I would love to see Saturday Night Live do Jeopardy Dictator or War Criminal week! Thanks, Stephen Colbert, for the awesome suggestion.
No, Stephen, Chump is playing golf while his kids go and do his bidding....making shady business deals with whomever they can