Stephen High Kicks His Way Into North Korea's Army

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  • čas přidán 17. 04. 2017
  • To join the ranks of North Korea's military it takes discipline, dedication, and some nifty dance moves. Stephen's Monday monologue contains all three.
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  • @3sm1rost84
    @3sm1rost84 Před 7 lety +294

    " I watch American news so I have no idea what's going on in Afghanistan. "
    Brilliant line.

    • @hunszaszist
      @hunszaszist Před 7 lety +6

      I just got that one, thanks for pointing it out.

  • @WykydMystic
    @WykydMystic Před 7 lety +2074

    "I watch American news, that's why I don't know what's going on in Afghanistan"
    Really pay attention to that line

    • @MarauderM00gi
      @MarauderM00gi Před 7 lety +95

      We're Living in 1984 And nobody laughed or understood it. Right over people's heads.

    • @craigypeterson
      @craigypeterson Před 7 lety +29

      We're Living in 1984 he probably heard about CNN's bullshit story about the deaths of civilians in Syria (CNN said they were probably ISIS fighters, but they weren't).

    • @Nwmguy
      @Nwmguy Před 7 lety +80

      I bet a significant portion of Americans don't realize they are still at war in Afghanistan. Even Trump can't keep the countries straight and he the one controlling the bombs.

    • @ariesapril707
      @ariesapril707 Před 7 lety +20

      We're Living in 1984 i

    • @AnexoRialto
      @AnexoRialto Před 7 lety +19

      Same could be said for the Korean peninsula. South Koreans are concentrating on presidential elections, not North Korean grandstanding. After all, North Korea has been threatening the South for as long as most Koreans have been alive. The very fact of the elections in South Korea tends mean that Kim Jong-un wants to make noise and have influence. Lucky that Trump is so smart and has all the best people. So, he won't just launch a preemptive strike to improve his ratings in the USA or deflect news reports on Russia. Right?

  • @danielbalaramurribarri6390
    @danielbalaramurribarri6390 Před 7 lety +146

    The variation on the "goose stepping" that Colbert exhibited was truly hilarious.

    • @deputy_commander7595
      @deputy_commander7595 Před 5 lety

      Unless he should do the Russian steps or Prussian steps, he will be fine.

    • @Danielle10101
      @Danielle10101 Před 4 lety +4

      I have replayed it 5 times and I’m still laughing

  • @NewhamMatt
    @NewhamMatt Před 7 lety +91

    Now all I can hear is Winston Churchill saying "nyum nyum nyum mmmmmmmmmmm cake!"
    My everything hurts.

    • @turkey3gwiddle
      @turkey3gwiddle Před 7 lety

      This was a good clip, the jokes were spot-on perfect.

    • @smarie1
      @smarie1 Před 7 lety

      NewhamMatt I

    • @natedavies954
      @natedavies954 Před 5 lety

      Thanks Matt, I just got this stuck in my head again.

  • @fartingfish23
    @fartingfish23 Před 7 lety +3011

    Good thing Trump has a Slovenian wife to remind him how to stand for the US Anthem

    • @fartingfish23
      @fartingfish23 Před 7 lety +240

      And a Fox News host to remind president Trump which country he launched missiles at

    • @lornaginetteharrison414
      @lornaginetteharrison414 Před 7 lety +114

      Has nobody given Trump a copy of "How To Be President Of The United States: For Dummies" yet?!!

    • @lornaginetteharrison414
      @lornaginetteharrison414 Před 7 lety +102

      I think Trump believes the American national anthem is actually to honour him - not the country - like "God Save The Queen" in the UK.

    • @MarcoJosephCheung
      @MarcoJosephCheung Před 7 lety +62

      Mate, you have no idea how much shit she'll get from him once they get home, how dare she correct him?

    • @davidvondoom2853
      @davidvondoom2853 Před 7 lety +34

      Lorna, unless it's a twitter post, he wont read it.

  • @nancyperez2190
    @nancyperez2190 Před 7 lety +321

    that goose stepping 😂

    • @Anna-zi7sx
      @Anna-zi7sx Před 7 lety +28

      Nancy Perez fabulous

    • @WonLotto100M
      @WonLotto100M Před 7 lety +16

      Nancy Perez Steve's goose stepping was dope! And he got the moves like jagger!

    • @penniecollins8558
      @penniecollins8558 Před 7 lety +10

      Nancy Perez. I died laughing! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @alainarchambault2331
      @alainarchambault2331 Před 7 lety +6

      Makes me wonder if those N. Koreans leaves skid marks all the way down the parade grounds.

    • @hmhm856
      @hmhm856 Před 7 lety +16

      When he started moving the finger, that was something else.

  • @indominuswrex9465
    @indominuswrex9465 Před 7 lety +84

    When he did the goosestep I fucking died omg

  • @socrappyicoulddie
    @socrappyicoulddie Před 7 lety +22

    OMG the goose-stepping. I was crying.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 7 lety +409

    "Sir.. would you like another piece of c.." "Sir! the missiles are ready! Should we fire?"
    "Yes! Yes .. go.. do that.. great.. great stuff. Go. Do it."
    The waiter and the General look at each other nervously and walk away...
    "I love cake.. Great cake here. How do you eat cake with choppy sticks over there, anyway?"

    • @missdaisy5736
      @missdaisy5736 Před 7 lety +26

      Hilarious! Stephen has it down pat. And keeps us laughing. Brilliant insight and comedic delivery. "And we had a piece of the most beautiful chocolate cake...and then tells China's president how we just sent 59 bombs to Iraq...oops, that would be Syria! Really people?New Message

    • @iiiiitsmagreta1240
      @iiiiitsmagreta1240 Před 7 lety +13

      New Message If only there were awards for best CZcams comments...

    • @sandygrungerson1177
      @sandygrungerson1177 Před 7 lety +3

      Almost as funny as Obama and Seth Meyer mocking Trump in 2011...

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 Před 7 lety +4

      New Message - haha! Spot on!

  • @shoorveersingh
    @shoorveersingh Před 7 lety +647

    The only time Melania and Trump seemed like a couple is this once.

    • @Hotspur37
      @Hotspur37 Před 7 lety +36

      sadly you are probably right

    • @QueenBee-gx4rp
      @QueenBee-gx4rp Před 7 lety +4

      shoorveer singh That's what I thought!!!! What will it be like if or when she moves into the WH?

    • @allieschwarz8023
      @allieschwarz8023 Před 7 lety +17

      +Queen Bee Nothing will change. They never spent much time together anyway. She'll have her own suite of rooms, and he'll continue to spend his nights watching TV and tweeting.

    • @someonezmom
      @someonezmom Před 7 lety +29

      nah, it looked like a support worker/minder and a forgetful senior citizen

    • @mikes333
      @mikes333 Před 7 lety +6

      She probably had to use a lot of disinfectant afterwards and may have even contemplated amputation of that hand for the brief moment that she had to touch President Doofus.

  • @captainobvious1415
    @captainobvious1415 Před 7 lety +111

    I'm sorry, but Stephen Colbert is quickly racing towards the spot in my heart as the funniest man on planet Earth. For month's now, everything this show has put out has been a classic. I'm gonna give you as much views as possible Mr. Colbert, and watch/click on every single ad on these videos even though I hate ads, all so you can keep on being funny as shit.

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 Před 7 lety +9

      Captain Obvious - he is definitely the best, it has to be said. We don't get his show over here in the UK, so I go online. Love this guy, and the Big Furry Hat is hysterical!

    • @robingarrett3171
      @robingarrett3171 Před 4 lety

      But you know, i still LOVE the colbert report more. I think because it wasn't quite as high stakes.

  • @AspenEmrys
    @AspenEmrys Před 7 lety +232

    "There's no I in educatuon." god damn good fucking joke

  • @dante1568
    @dante1568 Před 7 lety +247

    Wow Stephen has never been funnier, keep up the good work!

    • @PieALaMode
      @PieALaMode Před 7 lety +44

      probably well rested lol

    • @seanascala5683
      @seanascala5683 Před 7 lety +9

      Aaron N I totally agree!! And he's always great!!

    • @killergreek55
      @killergreek55 Před 7 lety

      Pie A La Mode these people are always well rested

    • @mrbrainbob5320
      @mrbrainbob5320 Před 7 lety +3

      Jodie Banks commies lmaoo what is this the 50s get with the times and grow up

    • @ArnavChatterjee30
      @ArnavChatterjee30 Před 7 lety +2

      Jodie Banks OK if we are becoming commies then why isn't our missiles exploding seconds after launch like north Korea???

  • @yabutmaybenot.6433
    @yabutmaybenot.6433 Před 7 lety +1766

    Longest 10days of my life. Welcome back Stephen, we all missed you.

    • @rowlandaloriba6931
      @rowlandaloriba6931 Před 7 lety +10

      Jeff L kept refreshing CZcams to see this!

    • @ozups
      @ozups Před 7 lety +17

      +Catherine tt are you planning on spamming this message on every comment here?

    • @MrGBH
      @MrGBH Před 7 lety +12

      +Ozups it's a common tactic. Repeat a lie enough and eventually you'll find somebody willing to believe it.

    • @ozups
      @ozups Před 7 lety +9

      +Catherine tt Oh just three instead of one ok alright then. But what's your source? What are you basing this information on?

    • @GreenDragon11
      @GreenDragon11 Před 7 lety +3

      Jeff L Here, here!!

  • @tidegoesin_tidegoesout
    @tidegoesin_tidegoesout Před 7 lety +34

    His goose step had me laughing for like ten minutes

  • @thewarriorseagull3968
    @thewarriorseagull3968 Před 7 lety +27

    Is there a channel of just Stephen Colbert doing funny dances? I would watch it regularly.

  • @TurbidTG1
    @TurbidTG1 Před 7 lety +127

    I've missed Stephen for the past week, glad to see him back! P.S. Love the different suit color! :D

  • @tilaNmanx
    @tilaNmanx Před 7 lety +50

    Also thanks for not splitting the monologue ♥

    • @captainobvious1415
      @captainobvious1415 Před 7 lety +2

      Let's make this top comment so they know they're doing the right thing.

  • @christianschoff2490
    @christianschoff2490 Před 7 lety +26

    I have now watched Steven dancing several times. The music is great too.

  • @truecuckoo
    @truecuckoo Před 7 lety +213

    Steven, you've really stepped up your game since Trump became president. You're on fire!

    • @piarossi8224
      @piarossi8224 Před 5 lety

      I guess his lest job did not bring the real Stephen. Through

  • @Hafnooz
    @Hafnooz Před 7 lety +514

    Talking casually about bombing another country while having desert.
    And people have the fucking nerve to ask "Why do people hate the US ?".

    • @breaden4381
      @breaden4381 Před 7 lety +20

      Maximus Alexis Eat dessert, bomb a desert, just regular things in Trump's 'Murica

    • @helenanilsson5666
      @helenanilsson5666 Před 7 lety +5

      Donald Trump is the new Antoinette
      "Let them have cake!"
      (except sharing wouldn't be good business and business goes before manners so it's more like "let me have more cake!")

    • @marcosdheleno
      @marcosdheleno Před 7 lety +5

      yes, gotta love a president who eats cake while giving total control of his WMDs to his generals. nothing wrong with that.

    • @scaryfaced1
      @scaryfaced1 Před 7 lety +7

      Yep, the military will totally use restraint. Who better to police their actions then themselves? Definitely wouldn't just drop crazy bombs all over the place. That'd be dangerous!

    • @talynhastime9343
      @talynhastime9343 Před 7 lety +6

      +Charlie Clark How about you chill, bro.

  • @thribs
    @thribs Před 7 lety +118

    Where have you been? Feels like ages.

    • @QueenBee-gx4rp
      @QueenBee-gx4rp Před 7 lety +28

      Robert Hayes Everything in the Drumf era feels like ages. I think time stopped somewhere.....

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 7 lety +1

      Queen Bee uh oh...maybe the doomsayers were right and the LHC made a black hole...

    • @Avicaris
      @Avicaris Před 7 lety

      Queen Bee Time dilation.

  • @Aurelio4491
    @Aurelio4491 Před 7 lety +134

    I get that Betsy DeVos was picked specifically to destroy the Department of Education, but honestly, all that she's doing is proving how important it is to have strong public schools.

    • @FrostyButter
      @FrostyButter Před 7 lety +1

      School is a prison.

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 Před 5 lety

      She's the best Secretary of Educatuon ever! ...Because all the other ones spelled it correctly, so there's only one Educatuon Secretary, hence the easy #1 spot.

  • @sandyt6492
    @sandyt6492 Před 7 lety +23

    Dance Mr. Colbert, your amazing. Thank you so much 😊

  • @subhojitxavierdey25
    @subhojitxavierdey25 Před 7 lety +15

    Stephen Colbert the best . lots of respect for you sir ! Happy Easter and stay blessed.

  • @tilaNmanx
    @tilaNmanx Před 7 lety +32

    Oh my god, yes! You're back! I think I almost started showing withdrawal symptoms from the lack of Late Show.

  • @nixodian
    @nixodian Před 7 lety +36

    Stephen, one of the best show comedians! just brilliant!

  • @vespermartini2556
    @vespermartini2556 Před 7 lety +51

    Stephen, seriously, they need to double your salary.

  • @timosha21
    @timosha21 Před 7 lety +124

    never leave us again steven!

  • @fidorover
    @fidorover Před 7 lety +703

    “…and what’s even more exciting, Maria: when we’re in the middle of nuclear war with North Korea, China and Russia in a couple of weeks, the fantastic chefs at Mar-a-Lago have promised to make me their Apocalyptic Apple Pie. I haven’t tasted it yet, but I hear it’s to die for.”
    - _Donald Trump_

  • @sallyedwards5956
    @sallyedwards5956 Před 7 lety +12

    Goose stepping beyond hilarious.

  • @scottrhoades7837
    @scottrhoades7837 Před 7 lety +7

    The goose step with attitude gets me every time

    • @jandrews6254
      @jandrews6254 Před 4 lety +2

      Scott Rhoades Ministry of Silly Walks

  • @cheapnchic3390
    @cheapnchic3390 Před 7 lety +45

    Ok I just watched the exact same reports from Trevor Noah at cc.com but you Stephen, oh my beloved Stephen, are on fire!

  • @fanilasari1001
    @fanilasari1001 Před 7 lety +56

    I miss you, Stephen!

  • @zenoduxx4576
    @zenoduxx4576 Před 7 lety +117

    I'm not even surprised by the fact that Trump doesn't know what country he's bombing

    • @zahramoridi1478
      @zahramoridi1478 Před 7 lety +3

      Zenoduxx totally

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 Před 7 lety +3

      VenomDalek - I think someone should bomb the Electoral College, quite frankly.

    • @desertdaisymarie6951
      @desertdaisymarie6951 Před 6 lety +1

      Judi O'Regan I think they need to investigate the members and their finances..

  • @JonathanChewAbq
    @JonathanChewAbq Před 7 lety +39

    2:20 When you're bombing Syria, that's a decision you should take very "Syria-sly"
    Did anyone else see that?

  • @polyorchid528
    @polyorchid528 Před 7 lety +19

    Melania whispered to him "Some one is after your wallet".

  • @mineMissHellsing
    @mineMissHellsing Před 7 lety +45

    I wouldn't mind living under Stephen's dictatorship. He'd rule the country with jokes, but it's a lot better than a country ruled by a joke.

  • @senortrump7143
    @senortrump7143 Před 7 lety +97

    I think that I spend more time looking at the comments than the actual video

  • @barbaraburnet1
    @barbaraburnet1 Před 7 lety +98

    I don't want Stephen Cobert to go on any more holidays! Not until Trump is gone.

    • @David-vt9hr
      @David-vt9hr Před 6 lety +1

      well bitch ur going to be waiting long

    • @simonebutler7123
      @simonebutler7123 Před 6 lety +4

      Barbara B yes. when he goes on holidays I get a bit sad.

    • @tysargent9647
      @tysargent9647 Před 4 lety +1

      Just ten more months to go.

    • @jasonbrown467
      @jasonbrown467 Před 2 lety

      remember when late shows were more about comedy than biased leftist propaganda? my how the times have changed

  • @maryhendricks4660
    @maryhendricks4660 Před 7 lety +11

    Some needs to do a compilation of Stephen dancing (if not already done). He got the moves!!

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean Před 7 lety +1

      I know right? He needs to coreograph a Broadway show! Especially considering how many West Side story references he has made.

  • @therepublicofdiarrhea7792
    @therepublicofdiarrhea7792 Před 7 lety +483

    Kim Jong Un looks like a fat Kim Jong Un.

  • @PoppyDada27
    @PoppyDada27 Před 6 lety +5

    Oh my god, I could watch that part of Stephen goose-popping forever! :'D

  • @davidasiimwe9906
    @davidasiimwe9906 Před 6 lety +4

    I keep coming back to see Steven march.

  • @draconicepic4124
    @draconicepic4124 Před 7 lety +49

    Apparently, the US government can afford to bomb foreign countries but can't afford spellcheck.

  • @MrBloodbunny
    @MrBloodbunny Před 7 lety +702

    Educatuon is the kej too the furute of tihs great congressioal nacion falks!!!

    • @danadams7583
      @danadams7583 Před 7 lety +31

      Conald Grump!

    • @QueenBee-gx4rp
      @QueenBee-gx4rp Před 7 lety +5

      MrBloodbunny Too funny!!😂😂😂

    • @YCrose
      @YCrose Před 7 lety +4

      Just baeutiful lol

    • @ruirodtube
      @ruirodtube Před 7 lety +32

      MrBloodbunny
      Education is important but chocolate cake is importanter

    • @MrBloodbunny
      @MrBloodbunny Před 7 lety +5

      :D that' ture

  • @BlueJaysUnofficial
    @BlueJaysUnofficial Před 7 lety +7

    This was easily one of my favourite Colbert monologues so far

  • @morbidmorebread
    @morbidmorebread Před 7 lety +11

    he did have his hand on his heart his wallet was in his trouser pocket

  • @SimplyCanadian
    @SimplyCanadian Před 7 lety +23

    Any American that wants to come live here I'll be happy to put you up!
    You just have to go to work for me so I can take a gosh darn break!

  • @hopeway8860
    @hopeway8860 Před 7 lety +41

    "WE SHALL FIGHT ON THE BEACHES, WE SHALL FIGHT ON THE LANDING GROUNDS, WE SHALL, NYUM NYUM NYUM MMMMMMMMM CAKE!" - Winston Churchill 1940

  • @Mila-Nova
    @Mila-Nova Před 7 lety +15

    10 days without stephen is like being 10 days without water😭😭😂😂

  • @norasteel5353
    @norasteel5353 Před 7 lety +3

    Stephen, your monologue for this show was...AWESOME! Thank You!

  • @cinne2135
    @cinne2135 Před 7 lety +13

    That goose step tho... Go Stephen!💃

  • @ahmedhameed1444
    @ahmedhameed1444 Před 7 lety +13

    thank God you are back Stephen😍

  • @lagurl1997
    @lagurl1997 Před 7 lety +5

    Omg Stephen's march with his hand up in the air 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @katewirth7401
    @katewirth7401 Před 7 lety +2

    I live for these CZcams snippets, as I live in Germany, and was lucky enough to attend this taping. Thanks for another great show and a great experience while we were visiting NYC!

  • @MarcoJosephCheung
    @MarcoJosephCheung Před 7 lety +35

    Kim Jong Un and Kim Don Un having a little pissing contest on who is more insane

  • @angprt2
    @angprt2 Před 7 lety +358

    So happy when I saw the notification. I miss Stephen!

    • @aravindh31babu
      @aravindh31babu Před 7 lety +6

      God, yes :D

    • @jobri5688
      @jobri5688 Před 7 lety +1

      Ann'G agreed

    • @afteroutertalesans933
      @afteroutertalesans933 Před 7 lety +3

      Ann'G same

    • @JahonCross
      @JahonCross Před 7 lety +4

      Ann'G dont we all =)

    • @arlethiadelrio8293
      @arlethiadelrio8293 Před 7 lety

      Ann'G ddgdgdfw3fsäjfjrjfhfjffhw. wg2wlfkfjczxzzzxxx mommy is ugly kid to you on time kids we're talking come on we're talking talk took your time good day CZcams you got nothing

  • @Unusualgroophy
    @Unusualgroophy Před 7 lety +4

    Stephen Colbert thinks he can just take nights off like ???? Dude you can't just take a break ...I don't care if it's Easter (just kidding )... I just missed him so much 😩😩😩
    So happy he's back ..NEVER LEAVE ME 😪😪🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @goisles6728
    @goisles6728 Před 7 lety +17

    "Educatuon"? Jesus, even Pink Floyd thinks that was stupid.

  • @nerobiblios4086
    @nerobiblios4086 Před 7 lety +63

    It's now ABSOLUTELY WORSE than any USA president, 59 bombs launched during DINNER!? What the hell, i really thought that WW3 joke was just a joke, now its seems sooo possible. Great Job America, With Love From A Non-American

    • @AzureIV
      @AzureIV Před 7 lety +11

      The situation is definitely very complicated throughout the world. I however don't really see a world war of two sides fighting it out happening so much as a bunch of mini-wars all over the planet. China and Russia don't really like each other. Most of Southeast Asia hates China, almost every country in the Middle East hates every other country in the Middle East, Russia and Europe hate each other, but almost none of these groups has allies anywhere else besides maybe America. So if each of these wars happen, the only real world war part is America having to spread its forces all over the place.

  • @kasrose8844
    @kasrose8844 Před 7 lety +286

    You're not allowed another vacation! I have not been entertained.., shame on you .,, we missed you :)

    • @juanj.davila4471
      @juanj.davila4471 Před 7 lety +3

      Kasrose 8 you could tqlk to me whenever ypure not entertained... ok gorgeous?

    • @medullaoblongata7211
      @medullaoblongata7211 Před 7 lety +2

      Kasrose 8 well hello there.. How youuuu dooiin?

    • @christianschoff2490
      @christianschoff2490 Před 7 lety +13

      LOL. Maybe she'll be entertained by how funny your horrible typing is.

    • @craigypeterson
      @craigypeterson Před 7 lety +9

      Oh my God the replies to your comment... good luck with this shit

    • @rysun8709
      @rysun8709 Před 7 lety +2

      Jimmy Kimmel was on and keeping the pressure on. He is not as bad as the other Jimmy

  • @trashymochi5351
    @trashymochi5351 Před 5 lety +1

    I'm on a marathon of watching your videos, and oh man, this always cracks me up

  • @rodneybean2455
    @rodneybean2455 Před 7 lety +8

    This man makes me laugh out loud for days! He is just too funny.

  • @v2iame
    @v2iame Před 7 lety +28

    I wonder how much more Americans can take, with this Peach in the office who clearly has no clue whats going on outside of Mar-a-lago....

  • @3535hannah
    @3535hannah Před 7 lety +13

    The moldy mango really makes himself look stupid all by himself.

    • @SilentSub
      @SilentSub Před 7 lety +3

      Hannah Hopkins Moldy? He is full orange xD or a "puffy cheeto"

    • @3535hannah
      @3535hannah Před 7 lety +2

      He looks kind of moldy around the eye and mouth region

  • @AR-oc2cl
    @AR-oc2cl Před 7 lety +10

    It's so much funnier if you watch the goose stepping at x2

    • @shettyboy
      @shettyboy Před 6 lety

      Severn Daichi 😂😂😂

  • @mamishable
    @mamishable Před 7 lety +1

    Colbert you just made my day .. missed you during the Easter Love this Guy.

  • @hadara69
    @hadara69 Před 7 lety +9

    "Let us eat cake."
    ~Drumpf

  • @alexaconrad4244
    @alexaconrad4244 Před 7 lety +7

    That goose step had me dying over here.

  • @s.bakyhnh1756
    @s.bakyhnh1756 Před 7 lety +5

    Melania: "At least pretend you have a heart!"

  • @ScoBos
    @ScoBos Před 7 lety +3

    "GOOSE-STEPPING WITH A LITTLE POP!" - HAH !!

  • @Dharane0902
    @Dharane0902 Před 7 lety +5

    6:40-7:00 - Only Colbert can make North Korea this funny!! In a different league than Fallon and Kimmel.

  • @artemis7093
    @artemis7093 Před 7 lety +11

    I missed​ Stephen. When he's gone, his absence is felt...

  • @babybree175
    @babybree175 Před 7 lety +1

    Lol "someone is being tutored by Betsy devos" priceless!

  • @nabeel514
    @nabeel514 Před 7 lety +2

    that walk ....... watched it more ten times

  • @InsomniakDrums
    @InsomniakDrums Před 7 lety +213

    In reference to the MOAB, it's actually called a Massive Ordnance Air Blast, abbreviated MOAB, and the name "Mother of All Bombs" is just a coined nickname, not the actual title for the weapon.

    • @sriharsha5036
      @sriharsha5036 Před 7 lety +3

      Air Burst

    • @InsomniakDrums
      @InsomniakDrums Před 7 lety +8

      Blast, not burst I have never heard or seen it called burst

    • @jcarterla
      @jcarterla Před 7 lety +6

      They should rename it Trump Steaks.

    • @martinaee
      @martinaee Před 7 lety +29

      Wait... it doesn't stand for "Massive Orangutan and Bananas..." ?

    • @Lymbe06
      @Lymbe06 Před 7 lety

      "Whoah"

  • @breaksystembse
    @breaksystembse Před 7 lety +7

    Dat step! Colbert

  • @barnali90
    @barnali90 Před 7 lety +1

    Stephen's goose stepping is "On Fleek".

  • @SparkIeMotion
    @SparkIeMotion Před 7 lety +2

    Oh god PLEASE somebody loop the goose-stepping part. That's the funniest shit I've seen in a long time.

  • @LuClipse85
    @LuClipse85 Před 6 lety +4

    Stephen Colbert's the only man who could make goose-stepping look sexy

  • @Persnikity-yv3nh
    @Persnikity-yv3nh Před 7 lety +6

    You can understand the confusion though... given that he doesn't have a heart to put his hand over

  • @FridgeChic
    @FridgeChic Před 4 lety +1

    Omygosh the goose step @6:50 is amazing! Better than the caravan dance I think

  • @SparkIeMotion
    @SparkIeMotion Před 7 lety +2

    OMG that was hilarious. I wish someone would loop this with just Colbert prancing around for like an hour. LOL!

  • @recommended6602
    @recommended6602 Před 7 lety +4

    I really thought they censored Stephen Colbert, thank God his back.

  • @asifansari6932
    @asifansari6932 Před 7 lety +178

    It was all fun till the bombing part..I don't know but i can't laugh.

    • @holocenemammal882
      @holocenemammal882 Před 7 lety +18

      I feel you bro'.

    • @irenes7297
      @irenes7297 Před 7 lety +39

      I had the same response. I actually felt sick.

    • @faithrada
      @faithrada Před 6 lety +5

      Asif Ansari That was the whole point... it IS sickening. Everything about #45 IS sickening.

    • @Dream146
      @Dream146 Před 4 lety

      @Julie W. the problem when wars are fought on the other side of the world with million dollar bombs bring deployed against shacks and caves. They are entirely divorced from the reality and horror of war because they know the chances are infitesmal that they will ever suffer because of said war.

  • @saturdayschild7835
    @saturdayschild7835 Před 4 lety +1

    Stephen doing the NK March is my favourite thing he’s ever done!

  • @slaughterhouse5309
    @slaughterhouse5309 Před 5 lety +2

    This is still one of the best monologues!

  • @Gymnopediea
    @Gymnopediea Před 7 lety +3

    goosestepping with a little pop hehe. Love it.

  • @pyrophobia133
    @pyrophobia133 Před 7 lety +24

    this administration is screwed

  • @Studio-el8xd
    @Studio-el8xd Před 6 lety +1

    I watch this just to see Stephen match and the band play... awesome!! 6:48
    I'm not sure I'll make a good decorator but I've got the moves.🤣😂

  • @ReneenNamnam
    @ReneenNamnam Před 7 lety +1

    Wow I really need a gif with Stephen doing that peppy march! xD

  • @ronnyshama
    @ronnyshama Před 7 lety +9

    hey Stephen come to the #marchforscience this Saturday Earth Day the 22nd it's there's a march just like 3 blocks from your theater

  • @ykann5588
    @ykann5588 Před 7 lety +5

    missed you ma Man!

  • @jordanmims2013
    @jordanmims2013 Před 7 lety +2

    Knocked it OUT of the park.

  • @musickatie1
    @musickatie1 Před 6 lety +2

    Definitely one of my favorite Colbert monologues

  • @Laikenwilliams
    @Laikenwilliams Před 7 lety +26

    I cant get how people seriously think Trump has any form of sense... I don't get it...

  • @maddysmith4416
    @maddysmith4416 Před 7 lety +3

    Thank God Colbert's back

  • @lajoswinkler
    @lajoswinkler Před 7 lety +2

    Stephen, this is one of the best videos you've put on YT. Thanks for the laugh. :)

  • @shawnsmith1865
    @shawnsmith1865 Před 6 lety

    hahaha!! that ear snap thing Colbert does kills me. 🌟🌟