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  • čas přidán 5. 05. 2017
  • Cases upon cases of beer were rolled into the Capitol following the House's passing of the healthcare bill. But the regrettable choices happened earlier on in the day.
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  • @legendkilla3rd
    @legendkilla3rd Před 7 lety +149

    In a perfect world world the Aussie president would have said "yea our better healthcare is called universal healthcare" the thing you hate.

    • @jevgenkova
      @jevgenkova Před 7 lety +14

      Of course americans hate universal healthcare. Doctors don't become millionaires and insurance companies don't make huge profit. It's a nightmare for them. The idea of not taking sick people for every dollar they have is just ludicrous to americans.

    • @ags252000
      @ags252000 Před 7 lety +2

      Texas Made Really? Australian president?

    • @jennybkoo
      @jennybkoo Před 7 lety +16

      Alex S works for me. the fckin idiot in the WH thinks Frederick Douglass is alive, A Jackson disapproved of the civil war & has no idea why said war happened so Aussie prez is plenty close enuf

    • @ericpaulie6671
      @ericpaulie6671 Před 7 lety

      I thought the leader of Oz was The Wizard?

  • @BladeWinters
    @BladeWinters Před 7 lety +884

    They understood it enough to exempt themselves from it

    • @mandala314
      @mandala314 Před 7 lety +47

      BladeWinters Well said!

    • @victorhinojos3050
      @victorhinojos3050 Před 7 lety +42

      You are onto something! There should be an amendment that forces all senators and representatives to use whatever healthcare law is in place instead of the current plan.

    • @Hartzilla2007
      @Hartzilla2007 Před 7 lety +4

      Apparently one has been proposed

    • @plumlogan
      @plumlogan Před 7 lety

      unlike when they passed obamacare? same shit, different party

    • @SW-vu6jp
      @SW-vu6jp Před 7 lety +5

      same?

  • @karearoto4294
    @karearoto4294 Před 7 lety +135

    Yes, in Australia, we do have universal healthcare. The poorest of the poor can walk into an emergency room and be treated for absolutely no charge. For some procedures there is a waiting list but, eventually, even non life threatening procedures (such as hip replacements) will be done for free. Yes, we pay taxes for that benefit, but that's what you do if you preference a society over an economy.

    • @dingoprairie
      @dingoprairie Před 7 lety +4

      I'll give Australia that, but the problem with Australia is that the government is corrupt in other ways, there a bunch of criminal Trump clones there who are wiping out Australia's environment including the Great Barrier Reef for their thieving corrupt greed.

    • @karearoto4294
      @karearoto4294 Před 7 lety +12

      I totally agree. Our government's blinkered attitude to climate change, its appalling actions in regards to asylum seekers and the internment camp like facilities of, for example, Manus Island is disgusting. We have bigotry and greed just as America does. I'm ashamed of that.

    • @l-_-merlaut-_-l4493
      @l-_-merlaut-_-l4493 Před 5 lety +3

      @Julie W. There are some things I could say, things i would do, blah blah blah... but I'm not too sure it's legal for me to even say it. But you get the idea... Trump is a brain dead fool who is secretly changing legislations in a way that will make life easier for him when he steps down in 2020. Him and his fellow republicans are vile and greedy... even Australia's politicians aren't that bad... they just lie, but still do things that benefit everyone... the republicans are in it for themselves entirely, not partially

    • @jc.1191
      @jc.1191 Před 4 lety +3

      You pay more taxes, we pay taxes and huge fees to insurance companies, deductibles, copays, etc. Then pretend to wonder why health care costs are rising.

    • @HypernovaBolts11
      @HypernovaBolts11 Před 4 lety +4

      I know I'll die of all the deadly nature in Australia, and I'll hate the infamously slow internet speeds, but, like... Can I please be let in? I can code. I can write. I can be taught. Please let me in.

  • @chrisnevergrowold330
    @chrisnevergrowold330 Před 7 lety +258

    Colbert is fighting hard for the people. He does it with wit and humor. As a human on this rock, thank you for exposing this orange clown to the masses.

    • @MaKTaiL
      @MaKTaiL Před 7 lety +18

      Vegan Dad and to the world. Greetings from Brazil! :)

  • @sebastiantolomeiu7840
    @sebastiantolomeiu7840 Před 7 lety +1156

    Stephen i had watched your show (and The Colbert Report) for years even tho i'm not from U.S.A.! I support and love you so much, keep doing what you do!!

    • @eriktorres7895
      @eriktorres7895 Před 7 lety +27

      im gonna piggyback on this! I too have watched you for years Colbert :)

    • @flaminggorilla909
      @flaminggorilla909 Před 7 lety +23

      old _death save us from the monster the south has released into the capital please send help he has small hands and looks like a month old orange if he asks you to build a wall or asks you if you are Muslim just put on the red hat you can find them.anywhere in the southern states. you are our only hope

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 Před 7 lety +11

      old _death - me too!! We don't get this show in the UK, so I go online. Very clever and funny chap! Sharp as a tack on the utter travesty that is Trump.

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 Před 7 lety +9

      Lovin George - oh God, me too! And a welcome distraction from the sheer mess that we are having to put up with in the UK at the moment.

    • @workover1
      @workover1 Před 7 lety +3

      i agree but get rid of the band they suck balls

  • @knives1246
    @knives1246 Před 7 lety +244

    "Nobody knew Middle East peace could be so complicated." I'm calling that one right now.

    • @tinyhotopicbitch
      @tinyhotopicbitch Před 7 lety +15

      Did you know health care was complicated? Did you know nobody knows why the civil war happened?

    • @krisenger4410
      @krisenger4410 Před 7 lety +8

      Not only that, Andrew Jackson would have prevented it! Haha! I know some people think Teddy Roosevelt might have averted World War I if he won the election in 1912, but Andrew Jackson solving the issue of slavery? Yeah, the guy who wagered his slaves on horse races was going to bring about racial equality!

    • @MrJimmysez
      @MrJimmysez Před 7 lety +1

      Actually the Civil War was more about Northern aggression against the Southern States. Lincoln (if we were to apply the dictum that "War is the failure of diplomacy") was a failure. A President that caused the death of 600,000 people- citizens and countless adventurer/mercenaries from Canada, Europe and Ireland, etc. did end slavery but that wasn't his motive for the war-it was an adjunct.

    • @MrJimmysez
      @MrJimmysez Před 7 lety

      Lincoln and the north didn't want slavery to apply to the new States recently stolen from Mexico but was OK with a gradual weaning away from slavery from the South. Most slaveholders were wealthy and Lincoln didn't really want to open up that "can of worms" . Let's read what he said:
      There is a natural disgust in the minds of nearly all white people to
      the idea of indiscriminate amalgamation of the white and black races ...
      A separation of the races is the only perfect preventive of
      amalgamation, but as an immediate separation is impossible, the next
      best thing is to keep them apart where they are not already together. If
      white and black people never get together in Kansas, they will never
      mix blood in Kansas ...

    • @MrJimmysez
      @MrJimmysez Před 7 lety

      'I have no purpose directly or indirectly to interfere with the
      institution of slavery in the states where it exists. I believe I have
      no lawful right to do so, and I have no inclination to do so'.

  • @Stu8025
    @Stu8025 Před 7 lety +195

    Comparing Donald Trump to a tiger is grossly insulting to tigers.

  • @pschroeter1
    @pschroeter1 Před 7 lety +207

    Hey Republicans, tell me more about those Christian values you all are so fond of as the poor people die at your feet.

    • @dylan54945
      @dylan54945 Před 7 lety +16

      pschroeter1 I pray to the thrice married pussy grabber every night. Amen.

    • @72marshflower15
      @72marshflower15 Před 6 lety +4

      pschroeter1 **That Christ sacrificed his individual self to save the collective is the defining essence of collectivism, source of liberalism**
      There is no such thing as a "conservative Christian" when Christ and the Bible are liberal/collectivist constructs...
      fft...

    • @72marshflower15
      @72marshflower15 Před 6 lety +4

      DubTribe1 Liberal Hindus, Jews, Christians, Muslims, Ath/Ags, etc, don't butcher themselves or others, but conservative ones do...

    • @corrinemills
      @corrinemills Před 3 lety +1

      This is even worse now in COVID-19

  • @user-fk6cb9en8v
    @user-fk6cb9en8v Před 7 lety +361

    9:10 The people around Trump always look so tense, like Trump could say something embarrassingly stupid any seco... oh, and there he goes again....

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 Před 7 lety +17

      kapp - yeah like: "Oh man, does this idiot have an off switch, or at least a mute button, cos this is mortifying?!?"

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 Před 7 lety +16

      ***** - scary, scary people. With far too much power and influence over millions of lives. Stuff of nightmares.

    • @wiseoldsnail
      @wiseoldsnail Před 7 lety +9

      yup . look at 9:13 ... pence flinches ... holding himself back from elbowing dt to get him to stop

    • @nicolemarchlewski8123
      @nicolemarchlewski8123 Před 7 lety +5

      Yup lol...I always notice that. Pence plays it off good, but you can tell. It reminds me of when someone talks to my 2 year old son...behind my smile I'm thinking "oh dear lord, please, please don't say or do anything embarrassing!"

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 Před 7 lety +5

      Nicole Marchlewski - oh my word. Comparing the Doofus in Chief to a toddler. Nailed it honey!! Right on the button.

  • @REBELLOGIC
    @REBELLOGIC Před 7 lety +124

    If he doesn't know what the hell he's doing .. Why can't we at least just copy countries that are doing good with their healthcare ??

    • @tyiffpeijc8702
      @tyiffpeijc8702 Před 7 lety +20

      Because American exceptionalism. Too many self-appointed "patriots" can't handle the thought that America isn't the best at everything.

    • @harleyquinn6692
      @harleyquinn6692 Před 7 lety +2

      Tyiff Pejic this is the 4th notification I've seen from you hating on the US. If you hate it that much then don't watch our programs such as The Late Show.

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 Před 7 lety +15

      Tyiff Pejic - and that is exactly the deeply entrenched social conditioning that Trump panders to. Sickening how he manipulates the poorly educated into shooting themselves in the foot by voting for and supporting him.

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 Před 7 lety +5

      Misc Pooligan - heheh...nice one.

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 Před 7 lety +5

      Misc Pooligan - jut done it to me too. I think it has learning difficulties.

  • @davidzwhuang
    @davidzwhuang Před 7 lety +66

    Watching from Australia, laughing hysterically

  • @Miniyana
    @Miniyana Před 7 lety +172

    Peace in the Middle East is 'not that hard'?
    He's delusional. He's actually delusional.

    • @expectedlime_8076
      @expectedlime_8076 Před 7 lety +34

      Miniyana I vote we have an investigation about what drugs that man is doing

    • @Hartzilla2007
      @Hartzilla2007 Před 7 lety +22

      He thought the same thing about Healthcare and North Korea until he started talking to people and doing things.

    • @heyyyitskat
      @heyyyitskat Před 7 lety +9

      I swear to god he's smoking something. Has he never read anything about the Middle East?! I'm not saying peace is impossible, I believe that if there are leaders willing to sit down with each other and put lots of time and effort in, there can be significant changes made. But in no way would it be "not that hard".

    • @Rodsuper
      @Rodsuper Před 7 lety +4

      When will this moron in Chief end, middle East is not a big deal. Once he causes war, he'll come and say "no body knew the middle East was so complicated". Where in the hell have we heard that before. People have got to stop this person before he stupidly starts WW3.

    • @HealthyPlanet
      @HealthyPlanet Před 7 lety

      :D HA! I appreciate Mr Trump's use of "The Law of Attraction" in this instance.

  • @sayantantalukder4528
    @sayantantalukder4528 Před 7 lety +1291

    Watching an episode for Friday, which has actually been recorded on a Thursday, on a Saturday.

    • @defencebangladesh4068
      @defencebangladesh4068 Před 7 lety +4

      Sayantan Talukder exactly 😂😂

    • @redwanrizvi
      @redwanrizvi Před 7 lety +6

      talk about people from South Asia...😁

    • @ChristopherLorde
      @ChristopherLorde Před 7 lety +1

      Sayantan Talukder 69th like

    • @tmseh
      @tmseh Před 7 lety +6

      Sayantan Talukder Alex Jones just posted this show claiming it as "fake news".

    • @DSAK55
      @DSAK55 Před 7 lety +16

      Did you meet with Andrew Jackson?

  • @Thepeacocklord
    @Thepeacocklord Před 7 lety +1820

    I'm early, let me tell a joke
    The Republican party

    • @zyill
      @zyill Před 7 lety +29

      Jerry Kolbush Funniest thing I've heard today.

    • @roguedogx
      @roguedogx Před 7 lety +64

      Jerry Kolbush more like a horror story.

    • @camih1715
      @camih1715 Před 7 lety +56

      Jerry Kolbush OH OH!! I got an even better one: Trump claiming to respect women.

    • @jbc17c
      @jbc17c Před 7 lety +33

      Bahumat IsBack want to, and committing sexual assault are two different things bud

    • @antonellawoods2633
      @antonellawoods2633 Před 7 lety +6

      The joke is that you think the Dems are any better. No party cares about you

  • @cachi-7878
    @cachi-7878 Před 7 lety +58

    Nobody knew healthcare was so complicated and Middle East peace so easy but the MAJORITY of Americans knew Trump was an ignorant phony fool, BELIEVE ME!

  • @proplein9397
    @proplein9397 Před 7 lety +48

    I was an independent voter but After this administration..I am going full democrats..

  • @elaites
    @elaites Před 7 lety +241

    Is he coming to Rome? Please can we agree that everyone keeps his own president at home without sharing? We didn't unload Berlusconi on you when we had him, so please be fair.

    • @sd501st5
      @sd501st5 Před 7 lety +55

      Don't you see that you have a historical opportunity here to give that buffoon a kick in his nuts(his nuts being his ego)?
      Italy had the closest thing to what Trump is, Benito Mussolini... once a socialist, then a fascist, but mostly a corrupt, corpocratic loudmouth!
      Greet him with posters of Mussolini, ask for his autograph on pictures of Mussolini... he doesn't even know who Mussolini is, so show the world clearly what a demented, narcissistic buffon this man has become!
      Make Cheeto Benito a thing! :)

    • @rogerthat5459
      @rogerthat5459 Před 7 lety +6

      Ep B We need your help Italy! You have experience.

    • @MrJimmysez
      @MrJimmysez Před 7 lety +10

      Trump sets his jowls and pouts just like "Il Duce" Mussolini , same mannerisms. Il Duce means "The Leader"- wouldn't old Trump love that nick name? Just North Americanize it to " El Douche". And it would show that he has no animosity to the Mexican language.
      (yes, I know Mexicans speak Spanish-but Trump doesn't, I bet)

    • @chibuzr911
      @chibuzr911 Před 7 lety

      Ep B oo

    • @hjorturerlend
      @hjorturerlend Před 7 lety

      Oh they do... The essential ingredients of the remedy are a french submachinegun, some communist partisans and a half-built gas station :3

  • @m00n2911
    @m00n2911 Před 7 lety +130

    It was so obvious that Trump totally forgot the name of the Australian prime minister.

  • @iancampbell1316
    @iancampbell1316 Před 7 lety +418

    trump not only scares me, he embarrasses me.

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 Před 7 lety +22

      Ian Campbell - he embarrasses himself.

    • @djilkosh4141
      @djilkosh4141 Před 7 lety +18

      Rightfully so.

    • @peppfarmmembers499
      @peppfarmmembers499 Před 7 lety +1

      hopeyourehappy21 No, nobody cares at all...except for the flaming hot cheeto clan! We know this show is satire and not a news source!

    • @kimjaxson8671
      @kimjaxson8671 Před 5 lety

      My mother would have smacked his ass ggod if he embarrassed her in public like trump does every day. Who or what raised him wolves???

  • @wanderer3165
    @wanderer3165 Před 7 lety +228

    "not that hard". a phrase Melania has said to Trump countless times, we're sure.

    • @scoutymcscoutface2957
      @scoutymcscoutface2957 Před 7 lety +11

      Kioniel Daetenshi that was a low blow, but since we're living in "Trump's America" I suppose that's just as good an insult as any

    • @d1zturbed221
      @d1zturbed221 Před 7 lety +10

      Kioniel Daetenshi Cold blooded (piano keys randomly pressed)

    • @pattynayyar3183
      @pattynayyar3183 Před 7 lety +1

      Kioniel Daetenshi I

  • @LacrimosaTheNerd
    @LacrimosaTheNerd Před 7 lety +78

    You were on fire this week Mr. Colbert! Thank you for making my days better!

  • @elvisthechef
    @elvisthechef Před 7 lety +317

    Trump in the future ......."Who knew peace in the Middle East was so difficult?"

  • @Words-er5ez
    @Words-er5ez Před 7 lety +55

    Phase 3 will be called The Final Solution.

    • @jc.1191
      @jc.1191 Před 4 lety

      So true. Kids in cages. We don't do that shit here!

  • @sunsetpalms1923
    @sunsetpalms1923 Před 7 lety +59

    Universal healthcare for all (like Australia and everybody else) anything else is unacceptable.

    • @sunsetpalms1923
      @sunsetpalms1923 Před 7 lety +8

      alf landon Please don't show your ignorance by spouting Fox News lies and talking points. Thanks!

    • @tyiffpeijc8702
      @tyiffpeijc8702 Před 7 lety +17

      Alf, c'mon. Doing some quick research shows that many countries with universal healthcare have just as quick care access as the US, and obviously if it's a medial emergency you're not waiting for care. Don't be silly.
      And even if what you incorrectly assumed WAS true, I'd still rather wait 4 months for basic health care than be left in debt or dead because of expense or lack of access in the US.

    • @dale116dot7
      @dale116dot7 Před 7 lety +26

      I'm Canadian. Time to wait for an emergency - seconds to hours, depending on the nature of the emergency. Time to see a GP for minor problems - an hour to maybe a day. Time to wait for an annual physical - maybe a few weeks to a month. Time for a non-critical MRI - 6 months free or 2 days ($500 to $2500) private. Time for (elective pain controlling) back surgery - 8 months free, or 1 month private ($10,000 cost). We have single-payer for basic care and add-on insurance for prescriptions, dental, optical. It's not perfect but it is pretty decent care, especially if you have a good GP.

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 Před 5 lety +2

      +dale116dot7 - So people who can't afford to pay extra for health care still get it eventually... and people who have money to spare and are eager to get treated, can go to private health care facilities? Huh. Well, you'd think that would please the capitalists along with the socialists. I always figured the best thing would be to take the best from both sides.^^

  • @roniola6843
    @roniola6843 Před 7 lety +25

    Stephen I'm here laughing and then the joke of the wall made me cry with laughter, I haven't laughed this much sense yesterday when I saw your show, Thank You again!!

  • @al-Assas
    @al-Assas Před 7 lety +107

    The US health care system sounds like a satirical parody of America.

    • @Vanalovan
      @Vanalovan Před 7 lety +37

      alAssasVideos recently the US has seemed a satirical parody of America

    • @victorbarraza4910
      @victorbarraza4910 Před 7 lety +5

      Current america sounds like a satyrical parody of America.

    • @saradanhoff6539
      @saradanhoff6539 Před 7 lety +5

      Our boomers have gone senile, because they did not invest in lifelong education and proper mental health to fight neural degradation in old age. Because of this and other epigenetic factors, there are enough people who suffer from amygdala hypertrophy (correlating with conservatism), but do not have the mechanisms in their anterior cingulate cortex (ACC) to help them conflict monitor and catch memetic influences that are rationally flawed and filter them out. As a result, we have a significant portion of our populace over the age of 50 who have no neurological defense in their connectomes against modern memetic weaponry.
      They're also completely out of touch with where science and technology are at already too.

    • @kevinducharme3988
      @kevinducharme3988 Před 7 lety

      no you don't SJP. That was just Sara talking fancy, thinking that old = senile. She added in a scary sounding disease that affects less than 1% of people, and basically is trying to force her assumptions and own agenda by sounding all fancy (and SJP she probably googled half of those things too). Being in the medical field, what she just said was probably copy and pasted from briebart or some other similar source.

    • @saradanhoff6539
      @saradanhoff6539 Před 7 lety +2

      I can provide citations from reputable mainstream journals to support any of my assertions, on request. Yes, I used senile in the generic sense of age-related mental degradation, and not actual literal senility. But I'm confident that you can find the same citations I have access to on your own with a little search work and doublechecking.

  • @ShinobiNintendo
    @ShinobiNintendo Před 7 lety +48

    In a short while: "Nobody knew the situation in Middle-East could be so complicated."

  • @v.leewalker8640
    @v.leewalker8640 Před 7 lety +7

    Love you bunches, Stephen Colbert! thanks for the smiles and laughter! how about it, EL Trumpo, show us your taxes!!

  • @connormcevoy9606
    @connormcevoy9606 Před 7 lety +61

    He's not fired yet! Nor should that brilliant satirist ever be fired!

    • @bondjames8225
      @bondjames8225 Před 7 lety +18

      If you don't want a comedian to pull the trigger on you, stop throwing ammo at him.

    • @beakatriu1557
      @beakatriu1557 Před 7 lety +1

      Randomfully Wonderful seems to be making YOU upset......

  • @albertodelcampo3685
    @albertodelcampo3685 Před 7 lety +32

    It's barely 3:44 am here and this man already made my day

  • @christianandresw
    @christianandresw Před 7 lety +190

    how the fuck is it possible/legal that they voted on a bill they have not read?!

    • @angelic8632002
      @angelic8632002 Před 7 lety +6

      Christian Wagner oh thats just the tip of the iceberg. America has been run by incompetence and corruption like this for decades now

    • @fireboy123ish
      @fireboy123ish Před 7 lety +1

      They have read the bill. It's just woeful ignorance on your part to assume he didn't.

    • @freddybouchard6762
      @freddybouchard6762 Před 7 lety +13

      It clearly states that at least two republicans in this video did NOT read the whole bill.

    • @Traskelion
      @Traskelion Před 7 lety

      To be fair, I've made my way through a (smaller I think) bill of legalese once before, and that was mentally draining stuff. If I had a team of people to analyze those and give me the abridged version, I likely would.

    • @NightmareLudicolo
      @NightmareLudicolo Před 7 lety +1

      It's fairly common practice. They just don't have the time to read everything that comes their way. If it's something they sponsored or care a great deal, then perhaps. I think the criticism here is not that they don't read bills they vote on, but the fact that they didn't read such a consequential bill. I guess if I want to be generous, they knew the senate was going to change the bill a lot anyway, so they just sent a rough draft, and when it bounces back from the senate they can actually read it.

  • @opinionatedtwit2578
    @opinionatedtwit2578 Před 7 lety +41

    Stephen is absolutely amazing,

  • @krombopulos_michael
    @krombopulos_michael Před 7 lety +183

    Maybe when he's in Rome the pope can explain the concept of welfare and global warming in 10 minutes like the Chinese leader did with North Korea and get him to suddenly change his mind

    • @kendomyers
      @kendomyers Před 7 lety +34

      Krombopulos Michael
      indeed
      ive heard it said that he holds the opinion of whoever he spoke to last
      you know, because hes an idiot

    • @MissAshley42
      @MissAshley42 Před 7 lety +14

      Krombopulos Michael Republicans don't care for the current pope so I doubt Trump will listen. And if he did, his base would shrink more. Meanwhile, I'm still amused that Republicans so easily turned on the so-called _voice of God on Earth_ because he expressed views inconsistent with their party's warped beliefs.

    • @smartalek180
      @smartalek180 Před 7 lety +4

      "I'm still amused that Republicans so easily turned on the so-called voice of God on Earth"
      Who knew God could be so complicated?
      Turns out He's a commie; can't have that. No surprise -- Publicans already went w/ Satan; this is just the logical next step.

    • @WeavileLady
      @WeavileLady Před 7 lety +4

      The pope is in Vatican City. I know it's confusing because it's a country (city-state) that's with in another country surrounded by another city. Seems silly to mention but they have their own citizens, army, government and produce their own money

  • @EschMan1234
    @EschMan1234 Před 7 lety +70

    Donald Trump is....A Carrot!!!!......Rated PG-13.

    • @mavendeo
      @mavendeo Před 7 lety +3

      Rated PG-13 for Pussy Grabber. I'll let you fill in the blank for the number...

    • @oscarcastanedamunoz
      @oscarcastanedamunoz Před 7 lety +8

      Alex Hahahahaha. But he's about to find out that being a carrot is harder than it looks.

    • @pauljohnson7548
      @pauljohnson7548 Před 7 lety +5

      Donald Trump derp de derp. Derp de derpity derpy derp. Until one day, the derpa derpa derpaderp. Derp de derp, da teedily dumb!

  • @ethanworner864
    @ethanworner864 Před 7 lety +11

    We need a single payer health care system!

  • @kelvinoliver5439
    @kelvinoliver5439 Před 7 lety +134

    Bernie Sanders: the one that got away

    • @jc.1191
      @jc.1191 Před 4 lety

      Sooooo true. 😒

    • @cHriiSzbEe
      @cHriiSzbEe Před 3 lety

      @@jc.1191 Joe Biden: Did the impossible

  • @GabbyCamilleri
    @GabbyCamilleri Před 7 lety +158

    colbert >> house republicans

    • @Rock12402
      @Rock12402 Před 7 lety +13

      most people >> house republicans

    • @ducksplain
      @ducksplain Před 7 lety +27

      A dead weasel >>>>> house republicans

    • @justinlui9356
      @justinlui9356 Před 7 lety +27

      People>>house republicans

    • @chknrsandTBBTROX73
      @chknrsandTBBTROX73 Před 7 lety +19

      Dead babies >> house republicans

    • @tinyhotopicbitch
      @tinyhotopicbitch Před 7 lety +11

      A Gnat with down syndrome >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> house republicans

  • @cecyllesulit1292
    @cecyllesulit1292 Před 7 lety +57

    When he said that the Middle East Conflict is easier than we think it is, I suddenly flashbacked to the time when he said it was easy being president. Or that healthcare is easy to pass. Or that his fucking wall would be built "bigly" and easily on his first 100 days in office.

    • @Lafemmefutile
      @Lafemmefutile Před 7 lety +11

      Cecylle Sulit He also said ISIS would be defeated in 30 days in office.

    • @jayrush01
      @jayrush01 Před 7 lety +2

      and dont forget when he said he will "easily" fix the 20 trillion in debt in 8 years. so worst case scenario 10 trillion will be wiped out...

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 7 lety +1

      jayrush01 ...and 40 trillion added trying to fix the damage Trump did.

  • @louiscamiscioli8721
    @louiscamiscioli8721 Před 7 lety +24

    Bernie muppet show joke was funny, think he'd be laughing at that 😂😂

  • @Liseschiffer
    @Liseschiffer Před 7 lety +4

    Thank you Stephen for speaking truth to power and making me laugh every day.

  • @Ebun321
    @Ebun321 Před 7 lety +47

    The dark side is literally winning come on America

    • @Ebun321
      @Ebun321 Před 7 lety +39

      thepsychologistvjdj trump is the closest thing I've seen to a Disney villain..

    • @Gooberpatrol66
      @Gooberpatrol66 Před 7 lety

      More like a Captain Planet villain.

  • @GabbyCamilleri
    @GabbyCamilleri Před 7 lety +346

    does anyone else have a crush on colbert?

    • @aprilann6011
      @aprilann6011 Před 7 lety +20

      gabby -Yes ......yes I have a HUGE crush on him

    • @JJ-bs5bo
      @JJ-bs5bo Před 7 lety +12

      UUUUUUUUUGGHE!!!

    • @honeybabou6119
      @honeybabou6119 Před 7 lety +12

      Joaquin009 Bill Maher? Gross.

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 Před 7 lety +16

      gabby - little bit, yes. Funny intelligent men are always attractive anyway. And Stephen has this sort of feisty geek sexiness thing going on.

    • @stinamarie8199
      @stinamarie8199 Před 7 lety +5

      gabby
      I do have a crush on Him💚💚
      and John Oliver too.💙💙
      I thought I was alone in this.

  • @lateefp80
    @lateefp80 Před 7 lety +6

    KEEP IT GOING STEPHEN

  • @wagz2003
    @wagz2003 Před 7 lety +1

    LOL!!! Rex Tillerson sitting next to Drumpf with his face like, "Oh, God! It's talking again! I hate it when it does that!"

  • @hassanilu2797
    @hassanilu2797 Před 7 lety +79

    stephen's gone full savage

  • @vww3606
    @vww3606 Před 7 lety +29

    Sanders aka the one who Actually cared about your future

  • @BlueFlowwer
    @BlueFlowwer Před 7 lety +30

    So is this trip to Rome gonna be the third time the city is sacked by uncivilised barbarians?

    • @fireboy123ish
      @fireboy123ish Před 7 lety

      You forget we allow migrants in, so maybe fourth?

    • @BlueFlowwer
      @BlueFlowwer Před 7 lety +6

      Are you seriously comparing the Visigoths and the 1526 years burning of Rome by Imperial troops with immigrants? I was making a historical joke.

  • @kikil3227
    @kikil3227 Před 7 lety +15

    Holy shit Stephen has been on fire lately

  • @kennethnash598
    @kennethnash598 Před 7 lety +12

    Phase 2: big argument whether to apply Vaseline first.

    • @matd2892
      @matd2892 Před 7 lety +4

      Kenneth Nash Phase 2 is to kill off the poor population just like Jesus tells them to in that book they talk about nonstop, shame they don't read.

  • @francescaoteri9411
    @francescaoteri9411 Před 7 lety +20

    I live in Rome please don't let him come here

  • @invisiblekid99
    @invisiblekid99 Před 7 lety +14

    Peace in the Middle East not that difficult. Riiiight. Says the man who said "who'd have thought healthcare could be so complicated??!!!". Yeah. So healthcare is harder than religious wars that have being going on for generations after generations. Piece of delicious Mar-a-Lago chocolate cake.

  • @Mila-Nova
    @Mila-Nova Před 7 lety +262

    Trump is the ultimate snowflake getting FCC to investigate a comedian. 😐

  • @olpossum5186
    @olpossum5186 Před 7 lety +5

    lol, tillerson looked like an unhappy captive in that last bit sitting next to trump

  • @salimalsinawi
    @salimalsinawi Před 7 lety +97

    Mike Pence always look like he's constipated lmao

    • @rax816
      @rax816 Před 7 lety +57

      he keeps his Christian beliefs in his butt that's why

    • @dg9334
      @dg9334 Před 7 lety +11

      It's because he needs to shit only in the presence of his wife, and she ain't always around.

  • @MulrySquare
    @MulrySquare Před 7 lety +2

    THANK GOODNESS FOR STEPHEN COLBERT.

  • @priscillarobb647
    @priscillarobb647 Před 7 lety +3

    Oh! Let me laugh for God sake. TY Colbert.

  • @lpnlizard2742
    @lpnlizard2742 Před 7 lety +5

    Stephen would make an amazing Bond villain. Make it happen Hollywood.

  • @MrRobbish
    @MrRobbish Před 7 lety +6

    DT is living proof... "Only the good die young" ...

  • @rastinkosha882
    @rastinkosha882 Před 7 lety +15

    2018 is the time. This is our fight.

  • @msteaguer1908
    @msteaguer1908 Před 7 lety +22

    Leave Stephen Colbert alone, FCC. #45 is a bully that must not be the poster child for younger bullies!

  • @roniola6843
    @roniola6843 Před 7 lety +5

    I want to write a comment, but I can't stop laughing, and Thank You Stephen!

  • @Nick_1790
    @Nick_1790 Před 7 lety +59

    phase 2???? who the republicans think they are..... marvel???

    • @matd2892
      @matd2892 Před 7 lety

      Luis Vallejos They are DC, bad plots and no hope. The Dems were just the prequels though, to be fair.

    • @dickfillmore2555
      @dickfillmore2555 Před 7 lety

      mat d Star Wars poser fan detected

    • @ikr9358
      @ikr9358 Před 7 lety

      I have a feeling he just made that up spur of the moment.

    • @pauljohnson7548
      @pauljohnson7548 Před 7 lety +1

      Bingo. That's why they are creating the Trumpcare expanded cinematic universe. The Doomsday movie is scheduled for release in 2018.

  • @Hecate2011
    @Hecate2011 Před 7 lety +8

    MY Cardinals? OMG

  • @love-hammer
    @love-hammer Před 7 lety +1

    "He was behind... Now he's ahead..." Thanks, John, for the valuable input as always.

  • @mrHunleashesHELL
    @mrHunleashesHELL Před 7 lety +14

    6:49 *Every American's response to the Trump Presidency*

  • @gnomiedan5424
    @gnomiedan5424 Před 7 lety +13

    the Republicans are going to ripe this country apart we just need to make It to 2018

    • @rosered3920
      @rosered3920 Před 7 lety +8

      Well... millions of you will not,that's for sure

  • @M310GL
    @M310GL Před 7 lety +4

    Achieve peace in the Middle East "is not that hard"... oh Americans, you're so screwed

  • @RavancheII
    @RavancheII Před 7 lety +2

    ❤Stephen, you're awesome! Keep it going!

  • @fatpatMC
    @fatpatMC Před 7 lety +3

    callin bernie every mem of steely dan combined is a monster compliment steely dan is the shit

  • @RiseUpAndPlay
    @RiseUpAndPlay Před 7 lety +7

    Seeing the Orange clown in office is like living in bazaaro world.

  • @MNico1992
    @MNico1992 Před 7 lety +1

    "Happy Friday" *thunderous applause*
    holy hell, that audience really loves Fridays.

  • @SweRaider1993
    @SweRaider1993 Před 7 lety +1

    That evil doctor impression was just perfect! xD (sorry if I'm missing a reference)

  • @sdrishi287
    @sdrishi287 Před 7 lety +32

    Bring Bernie in place of this orange cheeto!

  • @mavendeo
    @mavendeo Před 7 lety +25

    The only doctor that likes the republican Healthcare bill is Doctor Doom.

    • @matd2892
      @matd2892 Před 7 lety +4

      Lu Sapphire and the Muffin Button Band Actually! Dr.Doom only took over his county(forgot name damnit) to make it a better place. Same when he took over the world. In the comics when he visited Black Panther(Google or CZcams for details) he was confirmed to be doing all of it for humanities benefit.
      Dr.Doom cared, that's all I'm saying.

    • @mavendeo
      @mavendeo Před 7 lety

      mat d
      Then how about Dr. Robotnik?

  • @Khudadadlionel
    @Khudadadlionel Před 7 lety +7

    Colbert is a legend. I don't fucking care :)

  • @MarcoJosephCheung
    @MarcoJosephCheung Před 7 lety +4

    Trump in a bow tie is a mental scar that will never heal

  • @staceylynnhoughton3944
    @staceylynnhoughton3944 Před 7 lety +6

    Omg so hilarious!😂

  • @cleetismcdougall5425
    @cleetismcdougall5425 Před 7 lety +15

    See Colbert makes fun of everyone. I like Sanders and that Muppet Show joke was hilarious!

    • @jackieroberts1489
      @jackieroberts1489 Před 6 lety +1

      how bout that Dr Who reference , what was that , ? A Dalick or something like that . Funny man ...makes you forget we are all going to die

  • @yolandaharley2024
    @yolandaharley2024 Před 7 lety

    Stephen Colbert keep standing your grounds never back down I support you all the way!!!! let the truth be told!!!!👍👍❤❤❤❤👏

  • @karenkaren3189
    @karenkaren3189 Před 7 lety +1

    God bless you, Stephen Colbert

  • @seeamerica1
    @seeamerica1 Před 7 lety +9

    What does not make sense is Trump trying to increase jobs yet throwing out the only people who actually want to work. (Mexicans)

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows Před 7 lety +31

    Trump: Pees in the Middle East, not as difficult as people thought.

    • @mavendeo
      @mavendeo Před 7 lety +7

      KingOfMadCows
      To be fair, a recently bombed nuclear wasteland completely devoid of life would be pretty peaceful...

    • @martinpaadimeister7339
      @martinpaadimeister7339 Před 7 lety

      KingOfMadCows i

    • @saradanhoff6539
      @saradanhoff6539 Před 7 lety +4

      He's already dropped a bomb as big as Hiroshima in Afghanistan. It may not leave radiation, but the blast was as big.

    • @hewakens
      @hewakens Před 7 lety +4

      Sara Danhoff - I hate Trump, but your statement is categorically false

    • @saradanhoff6539
      @saradanhoff6539 Před 7 lety

      Oh? What was the yield on MOAB then?

  • @majed8192
    @majed8192 Před 7 lety +1

    " Have they tried building a wall, They have ? Ok I'm out of ideas "

  • @kimbroussard8740
    @kimbroussard8740 Před 7 lety

    I❤️ you SC!! You are the best! Thanks for being the only one to have the balls to say what's on your mind. Thank you

  • @Praetor_Fenix420
    @Praetor_Fenix420 Před 7 lety +4

    Golly Gee Willikers! Reading? That is for the Pinkos!

  • @miscsloan8834
    @miscsloan8834 Před 7 lety +14

    golfer in chief

  • @Quarrenemperor
    @Quarrenemperor Před 7 lety +2

    Stephen bringing out his Reducto voice for phase 2, love it !

  • @mashael7940
    @mashael7940 Před 7 lety +1

    Stephen is on fire! this segment was actually really funny.

  • @wulfsaga2
    @wulfsaga2 Před 7 lety +39

    Trump is getting thinner in sicker everyday, i hope the Air Force one return from the trip with a casket.

  • @al0saif
    @al0saif Před 7 lety

    I was in the audience for this recording. It was FANTASTIC

  • @Brentsfriend
    @Brentsfriend Před 7 lety +2

    That's it, Colbert. You can mock DrumpF all you want but leave BERNIE ALONE!

  • @Graciey48
    @Graciey48 Před 7 lety +188

    LookAmericans. whatever you say about our kangaroo ambulances and koala nurses, just know, we have universal health care and you don't :p

    • @flyinspirals
      @flyinspirals Před 7 lety +17

      Graciey48 You have koala nurses?! Best health care on earth!

    • @tyiffpeijc8702
      @tyiffpeijc8702 Před 7 lety +20

      alf landon:
      Ironic how much your comment describes the US.

    • @harleyquinn6692
      @harleyquinn6692 Před 7 lety +9

      Tyiff Pejic don't lump everyone in the US into one category because of one thing one person said.

    • @Graciey48
      @Graciey48 Před 7 lety +30

      Woah guys, calm down, wouldn't want to get that blood pressure up, it's under preexisting conditions ;)

    • @agentrogers8487
      @agentrogers8487 Před 7 lety +1

      Harley Quinn not sure if that's sarcasm, but that's exactly what the US does to every country lmao

  • @JuliusInRoom
    @JuliusInRoom Před 7 lety +13

    if listen to trump you listening most likely a 3 year old kid who wants a toy but he is on an adult body.

  • @elisabethmiller1990
    @elisabethmiller1990 Před 7 lety +2

    keep it up Stephen we need to you!❤️👍

  • @aought2
    @aought2 Před 7 lety +1

    lol, the Australian Prime Minister looks like he's trying hard not to laugh.

  • @jonesfifi7467
    @jonesfifi7467 Před 7 lety +257

    Bernieeeeeeeeeeee

    • @gordogunso
      @gordogunso Před 7 lety +1

      Jones Fifi w00t!

    • @lawrencebader9399
      @lawrencebader9399 Před 7 lety +4

      Jones Fifi "Bernieeeeeeee" = Two terms for trump

    • @workover1
      @workover1 Před 7 lety +3

      bernie hates the band

    • @IcebergGaming265
      @IcebergGaming265 Před 7 lety +16

      Lawrence Bader not sure how you figure that since in head to head polls Bernie beats Don the Con by 15%+. And the policies Bernie supports are overwhelmingly popular when taken issue by issue, Bernie would mop the floor with the con man in chief, just like he would have done in 2016 if the DNC and DWS hadn't rigged the primary.

    • @JustWalkingMan
      @JustWalkingMan Před 7 lety +5

      Really not a fan of how Stephen acts like Bernie was a better choice, when at the time he wrote him off and sided with Hillary Clinton... yet now he acts like he loved Bernie... Stephen you are part of the reason Bernie got fucked over because you and the rest of Hollywood stood behind Clinton, but now act like Bernie was a better choice. YOU Fucked that up.

  • @miguelgaxiola8921
    @miguelgaxiola8921 Před 7 lety +9

    We are doomed, DOOMED!!

  • @crocopde
    @crocopde Před 7 lety +1

    God dam am so happy am Canadien. Life is good when you are born in the right country.

  • @bring2guns333
    @bring2guns333 Před 7 lety +1

    That's my homie much love Stephen Colbert

  • @therealkbrackson
    @therealkbrackson Před 7 lety +7

    "crooked hillary takes too much money" because nothing says you aren't taking money like your first trip as president as going to saudi arabia. oh how our little twumpkin is growing up so fast... #itmfa

    • @Yonkage
      @Yonkage Před 7 lety

      Nothing says "we aren't taking money" like cutting nearly a trillion dollars from healthcare and using it to create the biggest tax cut in the history of America, exclusively for the rich and corporations.
      I wish the "robbing the poor to give to the rich" was some kind of joke or metaphor or exaggeration, but it's the LITERAL truth.