Trump Says He's Not Happy with Deal to Avoid Shutdown: A Closer Look
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- Seth takes a closer look at President Trump saying he's not happy with the deal lawmakers have reached to avoid another government shutdown.
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"I know you didn't write "Art of the Deal,' but did you not even read it?" Come on, man, you know the answer to that.
🤦🏽
Give him some credit. He read the title. Maybe.
That Seinfeld impression was on point
"Trump talks about the wall like he just ran into one."
😂😂
Walked... HE don't run lol
Well, as a German I would disagree with the statement that walls didn't have bad names before. But they have that bad name for a reason, because they don't work and just create problems, tension and danger.
Yeah, Germans (and Berliners in particular) are pretty familiar with the subject of walls, aren't they?
But we had a proper wall. Steel reinforced concrete with glass shards embedded, guard towers with guards ordered to shoot anyone that tried to cross covering every meter, minefields, booby traps, barbed wire and dogs patrolling on long leashes.
Guess what it didn’t work. And the people from East Germany weren’t fleeing from starvation, they still had something to loose.
Peter Zwegert
So true, well put.
@@roadrunner6224 Exactly!
Nobody wants a wall except trump and his stupid following. They only want it because he screamed it at them for years.
That Seinfeld bit alone deserves Several Thumbs Up! Lol!
I was never a big Seinfeld show fan, but that was hilariously perfect. 🤣
“This is gonna be a plan, Jerry! A real... planny... planny plan plan!”
“Nuh. No it isn’t.”
“It’s Gold Jerry! Gold!”
Oh that was spot on! 👏👏👏
I love the numerous references he makes to Seinfeld. My favorite was Uncle Leo without eyebrows.
Kellyanne quietly smirking in the background is scary AF - what the hell is she plotting?!
Maybe she’s been wearing a wire for the last eight months. Wouldn’t that be hilarious?
I don't think she smirked ironically or with prior knowledge of was to be said. Cringing was more like it.. I think someone might be "SAD"!
And notice his stupid daughter sitting next to her. So messed up, this stupid family in the White House.
She looks like she's taking in what he's saying, and figuring out a way to translate it to others.
Based on her make-up and hair style, I would have to assume that she is planning how to k_ll Batman.
Elect a clown, expect a circus.
Toussaint Chivars elect a lifelong politician and expect nothing
@@JD-bd5rd Fair point J H but I'd rather have nothing happen. What's happening now is fucked up...
X
Putin co-signed his loans at deurch bank after he bankrupted the casinos and couldn't borrow a dime. Putin had to hide the 20 billion he stole from his country (Panama papers). It's burried under 15 corps
But when the bank produces it's over for him . A lot of people that worked for Drutsch vank have died lately (look it up). On his last year's return Trump claimed 59 million in offshore interest income. He doesn't own anything worth that much interest. I saw that part of the return.
Seth's Seinfeld voice is great!
Closer Look is the hardest hitting news segment on the internet and it's on a late night comedy show. Let that sink in.
And the most watched as well. Two millions views in 24 hours every time.
If I think about that, I can no longer keep the hysterical insanity at bay.
Seems fitting considering your president and his administration are a joke.
You should watch The Young Turks or Majority Report. Good, honest reporting.
@@frankvaldivia9643 the young Turks honest? Lol. Come on now.
I appreciate that Seth DOES NOT break up his monolougez on youtube into sections like the other late night hosts
jay H exactly. It’s a pain the other ones.
This isnt the monolgue. This is a daily bit
He does. It's just that A Closer Look is a longer section than other sections. :)
You actually get more monetary value if the videos are 10+min long I don't understand why those little greedy producers haven't realized this yet. Smh 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
Jay H:
Seth does a monologue, and this ain't it. The monologue, which sometimes shows up, is under 4 minutes and usually consists of jokes on several topics while A CLOSER LOOK is just that: a closer look at 1 particular person, news story, subject that should be in the news, but isn't.
"We're building a lotta wall." So profound.
Ugh
I'm literally facepalming every time I hear Trump talk and I'm not even American. I guess this guy just makes me ashamed to be human...
Be proud that you are Human, and that we're not whatever species trump is.
@@aaroncurtis8545 half umpa lumpa?
@@chrissiek8706 hehe
Chrissie K 1/2 demon, 1/4 Oompa Loompa, 1/4 orangutan
@F G literally no one in europe supports trump. It's like watching a bad reality show
how any sane person can sit next him listening to his incoherent ramblings and dont question reality is beyond me..
Yes, Matt or bust out laughing😂😂😂
I think sane is the keyword here.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Yeah please somebody near him just ask wtf he's babbling about, and don't let him off the hook just go at him so he has a melt down. Deference be dambed he hasn't earned any.
It's gotta be money...
That Seinfeld impression is on point!
Every liar has a tell. When he starts waving his hands he is about to tell a whopper of a lie.
He also moves his lips!
Yeah like he caught one this big...
"Make a deal" by threatening, blackmailing, and name calling ..
Also hugging and kissing.
"Trumo talks about the wall like he just ran into one" 😂😂😂
Fish of Mocking This made me giggle
Fish of Mocking 🥴
Savage
I guess if you're vague enough about your end goal, it's easier to claim you got what you wanted when you get stuck with it.
Do you think it´s instinctive behavior or actually consciously planned?
"We build too many walls and not enough bridges"
-Issac Newton
When trump says "nobody knew" it means he didn't know
"nobody knows lincoln started the party"
"nobody knows how complicated healthcare is"
etc infinitum
@@op3129 Exactly what he said...
I went from denial to acceptance to wanting to blow my brains out. We are the laughing stock of the world right now. #sad
Yup!! Canada hopes you will one day come to your senses.
Just want to say thank you for that. You distracted the world enough so that we didn't get mocked as much for brexit.
Wait, I thought we were going to call the wall peaches.
Mother and I love your show, Seth.
This is one of the funniest segments I have seen in a while. SOOOO FREAKINGGGGGG FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
The "great" dealmaker needs $20 billion. Asks for $5 billion. Gets $1.4 billion.
Even worse, last year the Dems offered him $25 billion in exchange for protecting Dreamers and he said no XD
Is worth minus 10 billion.
is that a mucked deal for trump?
Its gonna be more than 20b....if 1.4b gets 55miles...imagine the amount he would need when he touts all 2k+ miles....hes a lunatic
@Alex Mullins as well as the rest of his failed businesses.
4:25 His hair makes him look like he's wearing an Ewok onesie.
It reminded me of the Spaceballs dog character played by John Candy LOL. I hope he’s got a couple of tumors sprouting up there.
jC3drums thank you! I thought I was going crazy that no one was noticing that lol
Or a flock of seagulls wannabe
I thought he was wearing a tribble on his head.
That's very insulting to the Ewoks
Seems to me he never really specifies much of anything, just general promises of wonderful things.
THE WALL JUST GOT 10 FEET TALLER, LIBTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
Now, don't get mad that the wall was just a phony scam.
This is really funny! Well done, Seth and writers. Well done.
"Trump talks about the wall, Like he just ran into one"... Priceless!
The only hardly believe part - Trump running
My favorite part about Trump accepting this deal is that he's now being offered *less money* than he was originally offered pre-shutdown.
He's spinning it as a win though by claiming that he's now got $25 billion (most of it from
raiding disaster relief funds, cutting military housing, etc.) His base will believe absolutely anything and his Friends at Fox will be more than happy to reverse themselves and get on board with his alt-reality version of events.
Wait, news broke that POS Trump accept the deal? When did that happen? As far as I know, POS Trump is still threatening to shut down the government because Fox called it a terrible deal.
Art of the fucking deal, ladies and gentlemen
Obviously, getting less was part of his grand, master plan all along. Remember, Trump is holding all the cards. Just you wait until he finally catches Nancy and gives her a hug. She'll cave for sure!
@@teax25 At least, all rumors indicate that he'll sign it in order to prevent another shutdown. Probably because he saw how heavily the previous one tanked his approval rating.
@Late Night With Seth Meyers . You keep me sane Seth... I love you man
South Park and Seth are the lights of my life
Some business people think they can (and often do) blag their way through their career. Name dropping here, exaggerating there and signing over a big enough wad of cash if that’s what it takes. The highest office in the land requires substance not blagging. The exaggeration has been tried (constantly), the name dropping too (more in terms of putting others down) and the pay off has been tried too (tax cut).
The difference is this job is accountable to every man, woman and child in the United States with the whole world watching.
Chant at Trump's next rally: Paint The Wall! Paint The Wall!
Wonder if he'll use gold paint...
@@grmpEqweer He'll get Melania to decorate the "wall": it will be the most decorated wall panel in history.
Trumps slogan should be the great divider or how about Tyrant wannabe!
@@lion-667 Well, the latest is the Toddler - In - Thief is about to declare a National tantrum over his pathetic Lego wall, so I guess his title should be The Great Nappy I.
Benny Hill had better hair than Trump
Also, Benny Hill was loved and respected throughout the world.
Facts!
I would argue Phyllis Diller had better hair. i.ytimg.com/vi/Uw470J8qpEo/hqdefault.jpg
But he wasn't funnier. I liked Benny Hill.
This president has : no clue...no class...no honor...no shame....nothing , nothing, nothing at all !
No sense.
Plenty of lies, though....
Rosita he is a coward liar crybaby in Chief with fake bone spurs , he is also a child abuser for separating children from their parents and he is a Tyrant wannabe .
You sound like a mexican illegal!
But he has a ton of money, more than you will ever have so technically he has something
How can anybody in their right mind keep following this fool, lock him up
I turn off the volume, because when i hear Trump
Speak i can feel my brain shrinking.
I do that too. evil as stupidity they are and he is the leader of evil.
Looks like you have a bad case of TDS. You should get that checked out 😎
That's actually the socialist propaganda they taught you in college.
@@Spazzycat14 oh, you both here, you and Irvin. Again. What a coincidence. You give each other some sign which posts to troll, or just comb through the entire feed?
I really love watching closer look but hate I have to see and hear Trump! How can anyone lie so much?!
nobody is perfect. if you try to have the last word everytime you have to lie sooner or later. trump being far away from perfection maybe explains the amount ,-)
Thanks for the good laughs Seth, you are so spot on.
Using the Unabomber's shack at 4:04 to emphasize how crazy Phil Robertson is. Well played, Late Night. Well played.
I can't believe this is still happening
I'm not happy with you being president so we're even.
AMEN!
Dave Dee 😂🤣
No, not even CLOSE to even. He really should be required to build the 55ft left if the Bush ordered wall/fence/fortification/whatever as part of his prison sentence!!
Damn ... Seth does a pretty good Seinfeld lol.
You just know that, "They have finally, and fully, acknowledged..." was just supposed to be, "They have fully acknowledged," and he's doing his weird "I read that word wrong so I'll just add 'and,' then the right word, and pretend that's what I meant to say" thing.
America's drunk uncle is back in the house !!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@onlyfacts And the trailer trash meth head is taking up the a$$ !!!!
More likely, Anne Coulter told Donnie that he wasn't happy with the deal.
Exactly.
I don't call many people this because I'm not a big fan of the word and the way some people use it, but when it fits, it fits: Ann Coulter is one of the vilest cunts in America. Her life must be miserable, to be filled with so much hate and anger all the time.
More of those Seinfeld bits!
To people who voted for this guy because they had enough of the politicians: This is what you get for electing a non-politician into office. Duh!
Huang:
A non-politician with virtually no qualifications to prove that he can lead the country anywhere, and who clearly dosen't know what he's doing half the time, and who is really there only because of white privilege. He was voted in by white people who were still pissed off and mad as hell about having had a black president, because that put a hole in all their bullshit racist theories that a black person wasn't capable of holding office. Yet they voted for an old, rich, spoiled as hell entitled white guy who can't even bend down to tie his own shoes into office, and who is completely unqualified to be there in the first place. How pathetic.
It's weird how negotiations go much smoother and quicker when Trump is not involved in the negotiations at all.
God bless you Seth Meyers!
I'm sure Bush is so glad that there's a president who speaks worse then him
Oh no! The man baby didn't get what he wanted! 😥
WARNING: DO NOT eat when watching Seth.... I'm recovering from choking!! HaHaHa!!
"Trump holds all the cards" - but everyone else is playing chess, checkers or craps.
The house of cards with his fake words.
“Wall and Grace”?!? Hahaha! Hilarious! Love it!🤣👍🏼
"Wall & disGrace" may be a more fitting title...
The only thing I want to hear about Trump is he's impeachment
Fwaaah i know right. The upside is not any better. Lol
@onlyfacts yep it's gonna happen, gonna happen and make you cry cupcake
@onlyfacts 😂🤣😂your stuck in the closet!!!
@onlyfacts Yes, that's why I have 3 degrees you stupid Trumpabilly....now go tend your goats....
His*
Anytime Trump says, "I can tell you that.....", it means he has no clue what he is talking about.
Yes! You nailed it. Also, when he says "believe me" you know that HE knows he's lying.
Exactly!
Correction: every time Trump speaks, he doesn't know what he's talking about.
@@couragekarnga8735 Correction, every time Trump speaks he's either lying or he has no idea what he's talking about 😂
Everytime he speaks it just fucking lies and all bullshit
That sienfield bit was so on point! I literally laughed out loud.
Trump gives walls, a bad name (bad name). Bon Jovi remix
WRONG! DEMONRATS gave walls a bad name many years ago, then called walls GOOD during o'mammy's DISASTRIOUS presidency(?) and you GIVE REAL REVERENDS a bad name! satn's HELL AWAITS YOU!
The comparison to Seinfeld is so on point! The Whole thing is about Nothing!
Oh and there's a racist there.
I'm so sorry, I know nobody cares about Michael Richards anymore but I had to.
No this is not about nothing, it's about Trump being a distraction while the Republicans ream the American peoples arse without lube. 😕
Then how do we know when it ends?
The Dudes Car, what I mean by nothing is that trump whole world is fake/not true (nothing).
Lucas Martinez, well at the End of Seinfeld they All ended up in jail(mostly for their basic insensitivity to others). Sounds like a Good ending to me😂
His wall is like his mushroom. He can't get it up.
😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍
Hot damn!
Good one!!
lol
Thank Trump for turning the swamp into a radioactive landfill
Nick Robinson: Trump said he was going to "drain the swamp", but he never said he wouldn't drain it INTO the White House.
LOL!
"Before you showed up, we never talked about walls at all."
And starting the first minute you're no longer president, we won't talk about walls ever again.
But Seth..... this wall DOES have a name! It's PEACHES! So quickly we forget!
jeff c LOL I remember him calling it peaches and it was hilarious
Maybe the "PLAN" is peaches also....and that was also the healthcare plan "peaches"...
What about his health plan for the middle class? Remember that lie??
YOURS IS an ASSININE COMMENT! Stupid!
Great Seinfeld impression Seth.
Whats with the "Flock of Seagulls" hairdo at around 6:49! LMAO!
"Wall & Grace" LMAO! 👏
For those of you who can’t decide if trump is crazy or just ignorant, it’s easy. He is both !
America, please demand to see the tax returns for every candidate for president and demand that they undergo a psych evaluation! Then work on gerrymandering, the Electoral College, enforcing campaign spending and donation limits and getting at least another two political parities…good grief. The damage this creature has done is now generational. Your international reputation is shot.(I remember when Dan Quayle misspelt "potatoe"!! How far you have fallen…)
lol
So true... Really the entire system is broken.
@Tucker MTB 'bout time someone mentioned Hillary or Obama. ;-D
@Tucker MTB What does mr. Obama have anything to do with this present mess? Again trying to place the blame where it does not belong. I cannot help but detect some racism in your statement? Mr. Obama was subjected to the vilest insults and critisism. And yet, he did rather well, considering what he had to deal with in the aftermath of G.W. Bush's presidency . And yet, you seem to behave very indulgently towards the mess that was created by his predecessor, Mr. G.W. Bush. Once again, your comment seems to imply that different standards are being applied, as well as a total ignorance of American history. Your loss.
@@IMSiegfried No not about time. Because they did not create the current mess. Because, whatever their mistakes may have been, they did not behave in total disregard of the lawq of the land. Because they were not egomaniacs. Your comment is deluded. If you are an adult, you should the diffeerence between flawed individuals, who make mistakes and are real human beings , and sociopaths, who have no moral compass whatsoever. Which seems to be the the unfortunate MO of this current "president". He seems to have no center, no compass. Obsessions do not constitute a core system of values. And it seems trump has no values. This has been proven and shown times and times again. My feeling is that you could perhaps gain some perspective and knowledge by analysing and compare. And then form your own opinion. I am trying to be kind. But it seems you do not care one jot about the real issues. Just spreading hate and division. But we will see. A lot is happening. And a good lot.
You know any shitty day I'm having goes away when I watch your videos Seth! This was great!!! My coworkers always wonder what the hell am I laughing at all the time on my breaks. Lol
Man, that was a dead on impression of Jerry. LOL
My favorite part about all of this?
Trump Lost.
When will this idiot get removed from Oval Office and Fox News get taken off the air?
4:25. Looks like he was a band member for Flock of Seagulls.
Video killed the radio stars
That Seinfeld impersonation was completely brilliant =)
Remember how amazingly well the Berlin Wall worked for Russia?
"We will just take pieces of the Great Wall of China and bring it to the southern border over here. Problem solved,"
-Trump
We will take sections of the Berlin Wall and recycle them.
Hahaha. 😂😂😂
Oh wait...I am being reminded that Obama was pro-recycling...nvm
It's shameful, having to watch this sociopath in the role of president.
He's not a sociopath. He's a narcissist. There's a difference.
I keep waiting and hoping to wake up to a world where Obama is still president. Or one where Bernie is president. Hell, I'd settle for Hillary Clinton - at least she was qualified. We literally have a game show host as our president; a sexual molester; a failed businessman and conman; a sociopath; a racist; a bigot; a sexist; a complete buffoon who thinks hamburgers are hamberders.
@@hanburgundy4317 sorry to correct you, but he has been pretty successful at being a conman. Hell, it's how he got elected.
onlyfacts Except President Obama was educated in politics and actually knew how our system works. He also read daily memos instead of needing pictures. But keep acting like 45 has a clue 🤦♀️
@@RenaldyCalixte over two dozen mental health experts found "overwhelming evidence of profound sociopathic traits". - www.GlobalResearch.ca
From now i on i will answer all the questions in my exam to
"You wanna know the answer, well i know the answer and now you know that i know the answer so this is my answer"
*wait a second i am getting a call from Harvard*
i have never been so proud to be a canadian, but before trump i would have had no problem becoming one. get well soon for everyones sake.
We just need to hire some actors to play scientists, military personnel, and get some mimes to play people attempting to cross the border. The mimes have to speak Spanish, so that might cost a lil extra, but it is so worth it. Believe me. Tell him that only the BEST scientists and the BEST military has done America proud by building the world’s first ever invisible border wall.
Tell him we used the stealth technology from the F-35 (that he thinks is *literally* invisible).
al gore did that... "97% of scientists"..haha... turns out the person behind that phrase was a cartoonist
@@chriss7393 Climate change is real, you idiot; Gore and others were just wrong about the cause. They thought it was a hole in the ozone layer and instead it's a thickening of said insulation trapping more heat. Sixth graders understand this.
Brilliant!
But mimes don't speak any language, let alone Spanish
No President in history ever had to work so hard to convince us that he works so hard...
he should carry a broom around with him wherever he goes... yeah, he's ~that~ guy.
Seth here killing ittt
The girl on Trunp's left laughing when he says "You really mean finish the wall" is great. It is like: "Really?! You are lying about having started to build the wall? To us? I can not belive it."
In that video Trump's hair reminded me the "barf" from the movie Spaceballs. Looked like he had ears in his hair.
Yes!! Omg you're right. 😃
They were having trouble covering his horns
XD Omg, now I'll neversee Spaceballs the same again. "I'm my own best friend."
💀 😂
BARFOLOMEW!
Donald trump is waiting to watch Sean Hannity and get advice on if he should or should not sigh the deal...
Ohh Hannity was Poppin of at the mouth today on his 610 radio show alright...
Coincidentally, fat ass Rush was on an hour earlier absolutely mirroring Sean's take on thing's.
Thier "suggestion"...
Was that Chump take the deal then try to declare state of EMG anyways!!
Let's see....
@@enoughnonsenseamericana328 oh jesus. I overheard Hannity on faux tonight. With all due respect (which is none), how he hasn't been locked up in a mental institution is beyond me. He was rambling incoherently and soooo paranoid. I literally have seen both paranoid schizophrenics AND paranoid drug addicts LESS paranoid than Hannity.
@@enoughnonsenseamericana328 How did you stand to listen to their radio shows?? If I accidentally hear a couple seconds while scanning stations out of boredom, I freak out and change it as fast as I can. I heard enough of their toxic bullshit growing up while riding in the car with my dad, I don't want to subject myself to any more of it now.
@@emilyb.8219
Ahahaha haha
That's were I picked up the habit.
I almost never agree with anything they say but sometimes I just got to hear their next big thing.
It's like a naughty drug I guess. There are days when they are coming at it to heavy. I put on music or NPR.
@@rachelel9087
I couldn't agree with you more!
Did he say Mr. President 18 times in a single paragraph? Hahaha that's another trade mark move.
Seth’s Seinfeld impersonation is actually pretty much spot on lol.
From someone who are in foreign country USA and the wall are like Tom and Jerry chasing each other 😂😂
Never have I seen someone talk so much but say nothing!
does anyone remember Trump said he will get Mexico to pay the wall
li hao- Funny you should mention that. I bet Trump is hoping like Hell everyone forgot he ever said that.
From the standpoint of walls. No-one ever name a wall peaches!
I did NOT need to see the Turtleman's head on a Chippendale's body! lol
No, I am not happy. There is too much for me to read. I won't read it. You can't make me read it. I'll shut the government down before I read it.
It physically hurts me to listen to the orange man speak. Christ.
@onlyfacts Ah. So your THAT kind of stupid. Poor baby. You had an intelligent, competent, black man in power and he made you feel inferior (because you are). Now you have an absolute moron in control and that makes you feel better. .... Rather pathetic, don't you think?
@@EFantasic Better get used to it man. 😎
@@EFantasic ur triggered. lol
@onlyfacts you should change your nickname or search the definition of "facts"
Orange man bad. Got it lol
This is so true,I have heard the wall more in the last 3 years ,more than my whole life
What no one ever talks about is that in The Art of the Deal he told you absolutely nothing about how to make a deal (because clearly he has no idea how to do that).
Seth does a really good Jerry Seinfeld impression.
Seinfeld impression was good
omg, the day 1 repeal and replace feels like ancient history after all we've been through...
I love how when Seth imitates Trump, it sounds like Homer Simpson, "Oh, hello friend".