Trump Met With Kim Jong Un... Now What?

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  • čas přidán 11. 06. 2018
  • Donald Trump sees a bright future for Kim Jong-un and North Korea... in hotel real estate.
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  • @danildmitriev5884
    @danildmitriev5884 Před 6 lety +542

    Did the president of the United States really just say, on air, to a crowd of people, “If something goes wrong later, I’ll find some excuse”?

    • @MDonovan
      @MDonovan Před 6 lety +4

      Danil Dmitriev an excuse to not say he (Trump) was wrong, like Kim didn't follow the plan etc. ....

    • @memefeed2147
      @memefeed2147 Před 6 lety +9

      Wow you libtards really can't take a joke. Trying so hard to shit on Trump at every corner. Losers!

    • @chickensdone1
      @chickensdone1 Před 6 lety +94

      Facts Feelings I don't think you have the right to call anyone a loser when your vocabulary consists of such gems like "libtards".

    • @223Drone
      @223Drone Před 6 lety +41

      @Facts Feelings Given how you're fond of the word "libtrad" its evident that you're of low intellect (which is expected from Trump supporters like you). Like Trump you simply can't take criticism so you should go to North Korea or Russia if you don't like people being critical of the leadership.

    • @memefeed2147
      @memefeed2147 Před 6 lety +2

      Hahaha everytime a libtard replies it's to bitch about my use of the word libtard because it triggers you soyboys. So it must be true, how does it feel to be losing these past 500 days? You guys are fucking losers for life, go cry about russian collusion or this weeks butthurt liberal talking point you get on Colbert and CNN. Indoctrinated sheep

  • @tdsims1963
    @tdsims1963 Před 6 lety +71

    I think Jong-un's face after Trump's silly statement was more like, "Is this dude for real?"

  • @dansiegel2811
    @dansiegel2811 Před 5 lety +7

    The way the camera at 1:20 zooms into Kim's devastated face had such perfect timing and I nearly spat out my drink tearing up laughing

  • @lisadee4490
    @lisadee4490 Před 6 lety +113

    fun facts : that line is straight from his wedding vows 😂😂😂😂

  • @ilenastarbreeze4978
    @ilenastarbreeze4978 Před 6 lety +1194

    .... did he say he will lie and make up an excuse .... on tv ...?

    • @retnavybrat
      @retnavybrat Před 6 lety +156

      Yep, but I'm sure if someone calls him out on it, he'll claim he was "joking".

    • @badlydrawnturtle8484
      @badlydrawnturtle8484 Před 6 lety +189

      Yup. Because his supporters literally don't care. They're well trained in the art of self-delusion and double-think.

    • @luisacardenas2676
      @luisacardenas2676 Před 6 lety +1

      Ilena Starbreeze I

    • @Traskelion
      @Traskelion Před 6 lety +57

      I can't understand it! Maybe he's so far in that he can't remember which is the truth and which is the lie he's supposed to tell?
      "We WILL build the wall! And we will do it for much more money than I promised! And we will get Mexico to pay for it! Because I need a scapegoat to rile people up. It's all Obama's fault! I'm a poor businessman, hence I know Obama really was born in Kenya! I will never lie to you, America! Except for all of the time! I'm too thin-skinned to take even the slightest criticism, but I had the biggest inauguration crowd. Because I colluded with the Russians, and I once crushed a semi-truck between my huge hands! I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!"
      "...okay, did I get that right?"

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak Před 6 lety +47

      This is an actual bombshell of a news item. He actually told the truth for once!

  • @bonbonbons
    @bonbonbons Před 6 lety +36

    The Korean translator actually said "he's asking them to take the pictures handsomely and beautifully" she left the thin part out loll

    • @paulinelarson465
      @paulinelarson465 Před 6 lety +4

      bonbons Kim speaks English.

    • @mats7492
      @mats7492 Před 6 lety +4

      exactly. kim perfectly understood it. he studied in switzerland. thats why his face dropped.

    • @vellideer2118
      @vellideer2118 Před 6 lety +5

      He was wondering if this was a deliberate poke at his weight. It was so clear in his eyes and face. Trump is a true idiot.

  • @cheekykiwi628
    @cheekykiwi628 Před 6 lety +35

    If he is wrong he will just get Sarah Fhuckerbee to not answer the question a million times.

  • @ruanfernando
    @ruanfernando Před 6 lety +205

    OMG, he's 26 and is already a dictator, I'm 26 and can't even rule my bedroom

    • @n40tom
      @n40tom Před 6 lety +8

      ruanfernando. By bedroom do you mean mommy's basement . Try cleaning it first and I'm sure she'll call you whatever you want.

    • @ruanfernando
      @ruanfernando Před 6 lety +22

      We have solid houses in Brazil, we don't need basements and everyone gets a room :) The cleaning part is true though

    • @n40tom
      @n40tom Před 6 lety +10

      ruanfernando I was just razing you a little. Take care . T

    • @ruanfernando
      @ruanfernando Před 6 lety +10

      I know! you too man :D

    • @sumire00x
      @sumire00x Před 6 lety +8

      demais! you guys are youtube commentaries' goals :)

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 6 lety +141

    "I haven't slept in over 25 hours."
    Yeah, well, we haven't slept since your inauguration, so....

  • @MilkPudding
    @MilkPudding Před 6 lety +46

    I laughed so much then I realized all of this is the reality..... omg.

    • @Darkness1984
      @Darkness1984 Před 6 lety +5

      Yeah making peace instead of war...What a shit reality!

    • @JessesanMan
      @JessesanMan Před 6 lety

      Darkness1984
      He 'made peace' with a tiny country on the other side of the planet that has the potential to be dangerous, but he's creating more and more tensions with our allies and turning them against us. He call Justin Tredeau 'meek and mild', but the says that Kim Jong Un is a great and respectable leader. THAT is a problem!

    • @Darkness1984
      @Darkness1984 Před 6 lety +2

      Here in Germany many people wish we had a leader like Trump. Someone who actually cares about his people and not what other countrys think. America is strong enough on its own and dosent need weak countrys to tell it what to do. Trump knows that.

  • @FalloutJack
    @FalloutJack Před 6 lety +13

    "Only a person who dislikes Donold Trump-"
    HOO BOY! Lotta ground to cover there! Wow, that man has no perspective, at all.

  • @eduardorosado7813
    @eduardorosado7813 Před 6 lety +3

    Kim “junk ugh’s” reaction was priceless 😂

    • @brittaniejones1623
      @brittaniejones1623 Před 4 lety

      Eduardo Rosado😂😂😂 Yes! He had that blank stare for a full 10 seconds. 🤣

  • @AriaHoran
    @AriaHoran Před 6 lety +22

    The self-described "Great Negotiator' got gamed.

  • @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446
    @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446 Před 6 lety +236

    trump heaping praises on kim :
    "He loves his people." and "His country does love him. His people, you see the fervor. They have a great fervor."
    AAAAaaaaaaaarrrrghhhhh! It gives me the chills, and I'm not even living in the USA..
    This does not bode well for you, Americans. Now you know trump's definition of ' love ' .

    • @generalleenknassknotretire9180
      @generalleenknassknotretire9180 Před 6 lety +28

      camelshit
      We were kinda getting the
      hint before this, but thanks
      for caring!

    • @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748
      @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748 Před 6 lety +16

      I got the hint a longgg time ago

    • @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446
      @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446 Před 6 lety +11

      Yes, I'm aware of that. How can one not. trump has sort of given the impression of it his whole life.
      With this declaration, however, he just went all out on it, enthusiastically.

    • @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748
      @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748 Před 6 lety +10

      camelshit it’s bad. I have Canadian family members that are pissed and I’m like listen I know he’s a madman he seems to just admire autocratic totalitarian leaders. It’s a mess here in the US. We’ve got people who don’t care, love Trump or can’t stand his guts and it’s bleeding through. We have families literally fighting or not speaking because of this shit it’s awful really how seriously divided we are. It sometimes feels like we live in two different countries with two different realities. I got an uncle who literally calls me a snowflake it’s ridiculous. Can’t even go on Facebook anymore that’s a mess. The democrats are acting the same way still between the traditional ones and the socialists. I pray almost every night it gets better.

    • @jaymastrude7074
      @jaymastrude7074 Před 6 lety +11

      camelshit most of us figured that out long before election day. drumpf is an embarrassment to america and humanity in general.

  • @kadsl123
    @kadsl123 Před 6 lety +57

    You know, I remember a time when the US president didn't fawn over brutal dictators. Good times...

    • @phxrsx
      @phxrsx Před 6 lety +1

      No, they just gave them money.

    • @lobstereclipse6170
      @lobstereclipse6170 Před 6 lety +2

      kadsl123 keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Can you not see this is a strategy

  • @verdethestarwarrior1088
    @verdethestarwarrior1088 Před 6 lety +33

    "Trump Eats a Vegetable" is not a headline. I'm pretty sure he eats at least a dozen full-sized carrots a day for him to have the skin tone he has

    • @mickeyamf
      @mickeyamf Před 5 lety +2

      No silly his dad was an orangutang.. hes the great pumpkin king

  • @JOAMON
    @JOAMON Před 6 lety +379

    The translator left out the word, "thin". She only said "Handsome and beautiful..." However, I think he understands English.

    • @greeneharp
      @greeneharp Před 6 lety +86

      Yea, it was reported that he knows French and English. He studied abroad before he became dictator or whatever bat shit crazy thing he calls himself.

    • @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748
      @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748 Před 6 lety +11

      Scott Greene doesn’t he make his people think he’s a god or something?

    • @shhassan1111
      @shhassan1111 Před 6 lety +3

      NammaN the JOAMON trump is so rude always.

    • @JOAMON
      @JOAMON Před 6 lety +53

      She is one heck of 'quick thinking' translator. I think she kept her job for another day, what do you think? ;)

    • @shhassan1111
      @shhassan1111 Před 6 lety +2

      Kaml Toes nah that guy just out smarted him. Whats being rude gonna do..

  • @sarasarita8824
    @sarasarita8824 Před 6 lety +104

    kim Jong-Un face when Trump spoke is literally how my face looks everytime I read a trump tweet or hear that orange thing speak.

    • @DarkReturns
      @DarkReturns Před 6 lety +13

      That face was like "Did he just call me fat?"

    • @lucienberl
      @lucienberl Před 6 lety

      Sara sarita you do realize that's like saying the "N" word you racist fuck. Burn in hell. Sebastian Elytron yep . at least were alive and the Koreans are starving anymore. UN is allowed to ship resources in for them now. Like any other country in trouble. His government can start making the society grow more and sustain itself. Also it helps China and south Korea because now they can drive stuff through. A 67 war stand off is over. Prisoners released. The Americans can now go retrieve all the body's of our mia men buried along sides of roads. The whole planet is freaking safer now. If children can do all this over 25 hrs I'd say good Job and thank you. But that's just me and every other person with a brain.

    • @RetroBackslash
      @RetroBackslash Před 6 lety

      🤣🤣You think calling Trump out for his fake tan that makes him look orange is racist 🤣🤣Fuck me, you're stoopid.
      How is the planet safer now? NK hasn't given up or agreed to anything.

    • @veronicastewart1112
      @veronicastewart1112 Před 6 lety +1

      I don't know about you, but I'm sick of hearing that whiny voice of his. I never want to see his face or hear his voice, WHEN HE LOSES IN 2020

  • @mats7492
    @mats7492 Před 6 lety +88

    showing an enemy the inside of your bullet-proof car might not be the best idea

    • @jackal9701
      @jackal9701 Před 6 lety +2

      Mat S the sheer ignorance of this comment is amusing at best, scary at worst.

    • @joshuaaldape6701
      @joshuaaldape6701 Před 6 lety +1

      Mat S or it could be a good idea...

    • @ehinton4006
      @ehinton4006 Před 6 lety +5

      Nicolas Kinney can you explain because you really seem like the ignorant one

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 Před 6 lety +2

      kim jong un - how old are you? 10? 12? Isn't it past your bedtime sonny? 👦

    • @JKalama25799752
      @JKalama25799752 Před 6 lety +2

      Seth My god, they can’t be complete enemies if they have both volunteered to meet each other in person to discuss political and military reformation in the Korean Peninsula. Secondly, this car is temporary vehicle only used for that particular day before Trump left Singapore. Thirdly, no one could decider and figure out a plan to do something within the space of a few hours just by looking inside someone’s car. Fourthly, welcoming someone into a space that you own or belongs to you is a sign of warmth, welcoming and trust, signs that need to be given if you’re trying to convince a government to denuclearise their country completely. OP was just trying to find a reason to call Trump stupid, it’s actually quite tragic and you’re also a moron for accusing someone of being ignorant because they disagree.

  • @jaynemar1
    @jaynemar1 Před 6 lety +137

    Dang, I was hoping Kim would keep him as a bromance mate.

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 Před 6 lety +5

      JayneMarie - haha! 😄 By the way, loving all the gorgeous doggies in your pic. Slice of Golden heaven right there. 😍

    • @jaynemar1
      @jaynemar1 Před 6 lety +2

      Judi O'Regan check out my vids. Lots of my gardens and my Beastie Girls!

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 Před 6 lety

      JayneMarie - will do. Love Goldens, with their goofy smiles and waggy tails! Have you checked out Oshie's World? It's a lovely channel of a very sweet and handsome Golden and is just wonderful.

    • @jaynemar1
      @jaynemar1 Před 6 lety +1

      Judi O'Regan
      HUGE fan of Mr. Oshie!

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 Před 6 lety

      JayneMarie - yay! Have you seen the latest one of his reunion with Reagan? It's so adorable, and Reagan has grown from that cute little Fuzzbutt of a puppy into such a beauty. They are so cute together. 😊

  • @sebastianelytron8450
    @sebastianelytron8450 Před 6 lety +993

    This is history folks... we all lived to see a real life rendition of Dumb And Dumber

    • @rkadius001
      @rkadius001 Před 6 lety +12

      Sebastian Elytron hater, if this was Obama you would be praising him, how hypocritical

    • @cameronbrooks1141
      @cameronbrooks1141 Před 6 lety +4

      Art of the deal

    • @annu3102
      @annu3102 Před 6 lety +48

      Rkadius Roze Obama never got the chance to do it because everybody chewed him out for mentioning that he wanted to meet with North Korea's leader. Same for any attempt of peace talks with any dictator.

    • @jimberry7851
      @jimberry7851 Před 6 lety +36

      Rkacaus Rozer - if this was Obama you'd still find a way to spread your hateful shit

    • @Flaris
      @Flaris Před 6 lety +40

      Rkadius Roze I would probably be concerned about Obama’s mental health if he was talking about building condos in North Korea.

  • @maahin8867
    @maahin8867 Před 6 lety +189

    I know a little bit of Korean and the translator didn't mention 'thin' lmao. She said "he asked them to take the pictures to come out good-looking and beautiful"

    • @tinaloveseddie
      @tinaloveseddie Před 6 lety +47

      Maahin Ahmed Kim Jong understands English... he’s not an idiot.🙄

    • @user-zo2rn1ct6i
      @user-zo2rn1ct6i Před 6 lety +17

      Maahin Ahmed I think Kim can speak English. Did he study in Switzerland?

    • @stc2828
      @stc2828 Před 6 lety +6

      Emmanuel Ezenwa Its harder to speak english, but he might understand.

    • @NathienSK
      @NathienSK Před 6 lety +1

      Denis Rodman (great source) said he probably understands some english, but mostly basketball stuff. He doesn't speak english.

    • @dulynoted2427
      @dulynoted2427 Před 6 lety

      Maahin Ahmed That’s a big job. What’d they use? A bucket and a shovel?

  • @saul2007t
    @saul2007t Před 6 lety +27

    Colbert's monologues are great!

    • @tysargent9647
      @tysargent9647 Před 5 lety

      I got news for you, punk. The NRA is a wasteland of dangerous weapons.

  • @kombinatsiya6000
    @kombinatsiya6000 Před 6 lety +220

    Colbert's Churchill is the best thing that's happened in this alt reality we're experiencing

    • @tonynicholls2779
      @tonynicholls2779 Před 6 lety

      Kombinatsiya Churchill? Same Churchill who went to Yalta and dealt with Joseph Stalin a truly genocidal maniac whoze body count makes Kim look like a child in a sandbox?

    • @crosswire7777
      @crosswire7777 Před 6 lety +2

      Alt reality because we're supposed to be in ww3 with hillary

    • @vladimirjirinovski2127
      @vladimirjirinovski2127 Před 6 lety

      Russian??

    • @___PK__
      @___PK__ Před 6 lety

      At least you realize it's alt reality, alt-left. Did you know the letter Q has been removed from the alphabet? Only 25 letters now!

    • @Razorx-bq8rw
      @Razorx-bq8rw Před 6 lety

      I ship them

  • @MichelleD2023
    @MichelleD2023 Před 6 lety +169

    This crap keeps me awake at night, but late night hosts make it better to stomach.

  • @radhakrishna-zn2ew
    @radhakrishna-zn2ew Před 6 lety +49

    The most important agenda :LUNCH

  • @trnharris
    @trnharris Před 6 lety +17

    8:47 Omg that tweet LMAO

  • @deborahbell6975
    @deborahbell6975 Před 6 lety +2

    He was like..."Did that mothabrother just call me fat? " lmao!!!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 6 lety +21

    Kim looks like a Disney cartoon character who dances and sings about his difficult life as a leader.... and Donny looks like the cartoon villain who's gonna make a coat out of his talking tiger sidekick.

  • @shesemerald2011
    @shesemerald2011 Před 6 lety +26

    “Very few people could take over a country at that age,” Uhhhh...? Whats going on right now? Am I smelling almonds?

  • @ThunderDog97
    @ThunderDog97 Před 6 lety +31

    Does anyone have the opening date for trump tower Pyongyang?
    (asking for a friend)

  • @Maneraify
    @Maneraify Před 6 lety +4

    the Churchill bit... hilarity!!!

  • @sngordon3385
    @sngordon3385 Před 6 lety +15

    Is there a chapter in "The Art of the Deal" called "Fold Like a Cheap Card Table While the Entire World Is Watching"?

  • @skruppy222
    @skruppy222 Před 6 lety +49

    Lol " you guys have great beaches! You can see that when they're exploding their cannons in to the ocean 🌊 "

  • @Maestro_Cursos
    @Maestro_Cursos Před 6 lety +5

    The Art of the Deal... World Edition... congrats!

  • @jev2867
    @jev2867 Před 6 lety +34

    The monologue is long but all you have to know is, denuclearization is already mutually agreed by North and South. Future commenters who wants to praise Trump, keep that in mind before you open your mouth.

    • @oogachaka3447
      @oogachaka3447 Před 6 lety

      Si Señor

    • @ronaldomcdonaldo6289
      @ronaldomcdonaldo6289 Před 6 lety +1

      Did you want Trump to bomb all of North Korea to smithereens? Or stand idly by as North Korea continues testing missiles?

    • @Splucked
      @Splucked Před 6 lety +2

      +Norm Macdonald NK has _agreed_ to denuclearize many times. They found an excuse to back out of every single agreement, except for the one they got caught violating. No one wants violence. Everyone wants an equitable solution but taking NK's word for anything to do with denuclearization is insane. They have to be monitored, which is exactly why they scrapped all of the other agreements. If we give them _anything_ prior to obtaining proof of compliance, then Trump either got suckered or bought.

    • @jev2867
      @jev2867 Před 6 lety

      Norm Macdonald Read my original post.

    • @ronaldomcdonaldo6289
      @ronaldomcdonaldo6289 Před 6 lety

      Spluck it I agree with everything you said. My point is he had three options; an agreement, war or doing nothing. So he has taken the best option and it should be criticized if and when it goes wrong (or how he handles an inevitable deviation from the agreement)

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 6 lety +17

    Donny! You know better! A 'Friendship Agreement' means NOTHING if you don't walk away with a hand made Friendship Bracelet! Rookie move, Donny.

  • @TheDarkria
    @TheDarkria Před 6 lety +43

    I feel like I died and woke up in a SNL skit.

  • @debbiegross3136
    @debbiegross3136 Před 6 lety +60

    🤣😂😹 I agree with Jon, they should have Popeye’s restaurants everywhere!

    • @Glenghiskhan
      @Glenghiskhan Před 6 lety

      popeye's chicken is the shiznit

    • @TheBlueberryymuffin
      @TheBlueberryymuffin Před 6 lety

      They have two where I live in Canada but I’ve only been to one of them and it sucked. It wasn’t spicy which is what I really wanted but I’ve heard the other one is better, but I have troubles going outside so I don’t know if I’d ever get to go there. But whatever

  • @mssissyphancypants
    @mssissyphancypants Před 6 lety

    I will NEVER get tired of ".......Nah, I'm kidding." :)))

  • @TheHua89
    @TheHua89 Před 6 lety +301

    Hurry up Mueller!!!

    • @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446
      @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446 Před 6 lety +8

      Yes please please hurry, please do!
      I think he does as well as he can though, knowing there's a singular urgency about this case..

    • @JohnnyBoogolando
      @JohnnyBoogolando Před 6 lety +11

      TheHua89 keep dreaming! #MAGA

    • @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446
      @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446 Před 6 lety +10

      Sure. MAGA = Make America (a) Great Gulag

    • @ianbenjiman
      @ianbenjiman Před 6 lety +5

      TheHua89 with what? If there was something there he would have found it by now.

    • @JohnnyBoogolando
      @JohnnyBoogolando Před 6 lety +7

      camelshit Cry me a river! If it was obama in the same situation you would be applauding... but he never managed to do in 8 years what trump did in 1...

  • @kunstderfugue
    @kunstderfugue Před 6 lety +85

    Reminder that Trump said that we'd gotten nothing out of the Iran deal. Then he went out and struck a deal wherein we're not getting much (compare to the monitoring we were able to place on Iran's nuclear program). It's like he's trying to make everything reverse.

    • @III-zy5jf
      @III-zy5jf Před 6 lety +12

      Energy Core Last month Trump pulled the U.S. out of the "one-sided" Iran Deal. Now he signs a nothing-burger and brags about it.

    • @hollyhunt5435
      @hollyhunt5435 Před 6 lety

      Yesterday liberals were crying pissing and moaning. Today liberals are...crying pissing and moaning. Man I wish you losers would hurry up and just go the fuck away. Go live in Canada where they like to charge the us 250% on our dairy products

    • @kunstderfugue
      @kunstderfugue Před 6 lety

      Chet Plopper it's cute that you think you're the majority in America.

    • @kunstderfugue
      @kunstderfugue Před 6 lety

      Chet Plopper you made my day. Thank you and good day sir.

  • @DaisyJaynne
    @DaisyJaynne Před 6 lety +7

    Precious Princess Trump @6:18 "Haay..! I was wrong." Evil Lurker: "I don't know if I'll ever admit that." Pathetic Putz: "I'll find some kind of an excuse - ha ha!" And that's just one breath folks.

  • @ExploreLearnEnglishWithGeorge

    "..Mozart of putting sticks of wood through people." :D

  • @19thHour
    @19thHour Před 6 lety +863

    "I haven't slept in 25 hours"
    Just like me when I'm grossly unprepared for a test

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz Před 6 lety +13

      that 8ball of snow/candy in his pocket is keeping him up

    • @generalleenknassknotretire9180
      @generalleenknassknotretire9180 Před 6 lety +15

      19thHour
      Excellent analogy.

    • @vivigesso3756
      @vivigesso3756 Před 6 lety +3

      Trump has done way more than King Obama ever did.

    • @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748
      @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748 Před 6 lety +37

      pp rr did anyone even ask you?

    • @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446
      @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446 Před 6 lety +16

      19thHour
      Even if it was true he should have kept mum about it. Does he not know it is common knowledge that sleep deprivation has a negative effect on the cognitive function?
      But then again, he thrives on creating trepidation, the perv.

  • @amandagardner565
    @amandagardner565 Před 6 lety +26

    Unlike the Wharton school of business, the NOBEL committee doesn't give prizes for ATTENDANCE alone.
    they actually require recipients to achieve something, getting/signing the same commitment as South Korea got a month ago doesn't cut it.

    • @generalleenknassknotretire9180
      @generalleenknassknotretire9180 Před 6 lety +3

      He's just slinging more
      bullshit to his wantonly
      ignorant followers.
      They'll all just shout:
      "He was robbed of a Nobel",
      without ever bothering to
      see the reality you've
      pointed out.

    • @mariagmartinho
      @mariagmartinho Před 6 lety

      😂😂😂

    • @veronicastewart1112
      @veronicastewart1112 Před 6 lety +1

      I should think that they also look at the big picture: trump took a meeting with Kim, days after alienating the G6 plus one.

  • @chiluco2000
    @chiluco2000 Před 6 lety

    This one made me laugh, one of the best of Stephen Colbert... the best in one in ten thousand!

  • @im_a_stable_genius4876
    @im_a_stable_genius4876 Před 6 lety +2

    He tried giving Kim the ‘pull’ handshake, but it didn’t work.

  • @sanbalestrini
    @sanbalestrini Před 6 lety +186

    Kim's look would not be out of place in an episode of The Office

  • @eleora3725
    @eleora3725 Před 6 lety +181

    On the bright side of things, it could've gone worse.... I mean, we're not dead yet.

    • @wa4645
      @wa4645 Před 6 lety

      Mira Stone how's that the bright side?

    • @eleora3725
      @eleora3725 Před 6 lety +1

      War Of Harmony: Gone. It left about two seconds after, when I came back to reality and remembered what happened.

    • @GeneralTempest
      @GeneralTempest Před 6 lety +3

      Mira Stone I'm not sure what to say if I wake up to a nuclear crisis in the morning than. "Oh look! In coming nuclear strike. I still have time for some eggs and toast." 😭😭😭

    • @eleora3725
      @eleora3725 Před 6 lety +2

      General Tempest: I would honestly rather die in the initial explosion of a nuclear attack rather than to try and fail to survive and end up with radiation poisoning or some other chemically induced death stuffs.

    • @GeneralTempest
      @GeneralTempest Před 6 lety +2

      Mira Stone Sooo... your saying you don't want to participate in the nuclear fallout which will produce an army of the undead? You must be the life of the party at get togethers. 😭😭😭

  • @lindamuller839
    @lindamuller839 Před 6 lety

    Lol, "historish" Thank you S.C. for helping me keep a humorous perspective through this hellish nightmare.

  • @benw9949
    @benw9949 Před 6 lety +1

    Stuffed cucumber? So they ARE going to compare how big their little rockets are.

  • @dantecrailman8861
    @dantecrailman8861 Před 6 lety +23

    Once he returns, he'll surely ramble about the Nobel Peace Prize...

    • @donaldstanfield8862
      @donaldstanfield8862 Před 6 lety +2

      Dante Crailman tRUMP being interviewed by Mueller...
      Mueller: We didn't say Nobel Prize,
      We said no bail - surprize!!!

    • @thewingedhussar4188
      @thewingedhussar4188 Před 6 lety

      That is if he gets it.All he really did was reinforce a previous agreement.An gave up more.

  • @Danny-tf3fd
    @Danny-tf3fd Před 6 lety +22

    I don't know what's worse: Trump antagonizing North Korea, or cozying up to North Korea.

  • @slowtrtl
    @slowtrtl Před 6 lety

    Speechless! WTF!

  • @mariealv4888
    @mariealv4888 Před 6 lety

    Love Colbert!
    For been fearless..

  • @carlosjaramillo9702
    @carlosjaramillo9702 Před 6 lety +26

    “I may be wrong, I may stand before you in six months and say, ‘Hey, I was wrong.' ”
    “I don’t know that I’ll ever admit that, but I’ll find some kind of an excuse,”
    So does the President think that him saying that he may be wrong about his decision now will let him off the hook if he is proven wrong about Kim later on? What kind of idiot would accept that?

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse Před 6 lety +8

      A die-hard Trump supporter.

    • @maroondelight3690
      @maroondelight3690 Před 6 lety

      Carlos Jaramillo , you know who??, this👱 monster child!!

    • @ReaganElite
      @ReaganElite Před 6 lety +1

      Seems that i would be like 45-47% of american people that might say "oh.,,, well, is okey..."

    • @jokerman1964
      @jokerman1964 Před 6 lety +1

      Carlos Jaramillo the people who voted for him

  • @fonzieb3151
    @fonzieb3151 Před 6 lety +77

    Its not like he kneeled during the national anthem hahahaha

    • @gilbertmueller720
      @gilbertmueller720 Před 6 lety

      Fonzie B ii

    • @FirstnameLastname-gr5kb
      @FirstnameLastname-gr5kb Před 6 lety +2

      ALEXANDER WINTON There's literally no correlation. Colbert mocked Trump here for thinking it's a terrible and traitor-like thing to kneel during the national anthem - but the ppl doing so don't protest the anthem itself or hate America, but used it as a gesture to call attention to another issue that they see as the result of the racist past of that country. Colbert can sing the anthem all he wants and still respect the people who peacefully protest sth.

  • @vivianzenari8522
    @vivianzenari8522 Před 6 lety

    "We shall build condos on the beaches...." Brilliant today, Late Show

  • @JamesHarris-
    @JamesHarris- Před 6 lety +275

    Did Trump go over to make a deal or does he admire what Kim has done with North Korea and would like to do the same with the US? The Kim solution does solve that pesky election every 4 year problem, as well as the Robert Mueller problem, and the congressional approval problem, and the ...

    • @raynerjoe9931
      @raynerjoe9931 Před 6 lety +6

      James Harris why are you so mean 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @dewaynethomas3122
      @dewaynethomas3122 Před 6 lety +8

      After he said we should take people's guns and go through due process afterward I thought he wanted to turn it into a police state like Putin did to Russia. Maybe he suckin Kim's cock to get Putin off his back. Like how he takes loans to pay his other loans in a downward spiral of debt. Oh wait, China just bailed him out didn't they. Yet another easy to take business for them.

    • @thallesregis
      @thallesregis Před 6 lety +43

      Muslim training camp... I don't know if I laugh or cry at the delusions of these people...

    • @wcgcjd
      @wcgcjd Před 6 lety +19

      Shin I know! Jesus please take the wheel

    • @top5wwe882
      @top5wwe882 Před 6 lety +8

      And the Bernie Sanders calling him out for all the lies problem.

  • @LazyIRanch
    @LazyIRanch Před 6 lety +300

    I don't believe he ate a vegetable!

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak Před 6 lety +11

      I'm pretty sure he has mostly Big Mac sauce flowing in his veins by this point!

    • @visceratrocar
      @visceratrocar Před 6 lety +5

      He didn't. It was really a fruit.

    • @jeanniealviz1077
      @jeanniealviz1077 Před 6 lety

      Lazy I Ranch of course not, he hates everything and everyone.

    • @user-ch6be1uf3q
      @user-ch6be1uf3q Před 6 lety

      A cucumber is technically a fruit, the rule is if it has seeds it’s s fruit.

    • @prairiehorse6168
      @prairiehorse6168 Před 6 lety

      It was probably deep fried.

  • @alanalan-de6to
    @alanalan-de6to Před 6 lety +41

    I'm calling it, trump is gonna try to build a hotel in North korea

    • @veronicastewart1112
      @veronicastewart1112 Před 6 lety +1

      I'm thinking, trump is doing this because Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize and he wants one too.

    • @veronicastewart1112
      @veronicastewart1112 Před 6 lety +1

      See, knee-jerk trumper vulgarity.

    • @marfisilva
      @marfisilva Před 6 lety +1

      I think he's doing it all because he desperately wants to build hotels in North Korea 🤣😩

    • @maggierezac5820
      @maggierezac5820 Před 6 lety +2

      alan alan, ignore the White Noise above but you are dead on correct! During the REST of this 'speech' he did, in fact, mention specifically opening a Sandals Resort on the N. Korean Beaches! You know, the ones where they shoot off their 'cannons'? SMH... He doesn't know the difference between a canon & a rocket launcher?
      Oh yes, God Save the Queen! Peace.

    • @WerewolfLord
      @WerewolfLord Před 6 lety

      The Trump Ryugyong Hotel?

  • @Friedsteel
    @Friedsteel Před 6 lety +1

    Lol lol . Hilarious and I’ love my President !! Still laughing, Hilarious!!

    • @Friedsteel
      @Friedsteel Před 6 lety

      Love that fake take!!! Omg . You make me LAUGH!!! God be with you all!

  • @deescott8312
    @deescott8312 Před 5 lety +1

    I am just here for the dot dot dot dot dot from trump’s tweet 🤣

  • @endeavortrikes
    @endeavortrikes Před 6 lety +19

    Handsome and thin? Holy crap that technology just does not exist. Why not smart and coherent? Oh that does not exist either.

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows Před 6 lety +754

    We got nothing concrete, like the foundation of any Trump building.

  • @iouel
    @iouel Před 5 lety

    Ok Colbert, you're a genius!

  • @markomus1
    @markomus1 Před 6 lety

    07:47 Love it! That IS funny! And if N. Korea ever does become a tourist attraction...well...you heard it here first! :D lol

  • @harshie101
    @harshie101 Před 6 lety +48

    I can't handle Trump quotes. They are so CRINGY!!! I can't believe it!

    • @Inamichan
      @Inamichan Před 6 lety

      Harshita Sandhu I’m at the point where I just skip them because they cause me so much emotional pain

  • @generalleenknassknotretire9180

    He sounds exactly like
    his supporters, trying
    to debate on CZcams.

  • @philippegauvin-vallee9371
    @philippegauvin-vallee9371 Před 6 lety +11

    Now I am really afraid that Americans will keep Trump as President because they will miss his amazingly entertaining tweets. Don't they realize that he will tweeting even if he is destituted. He will probably tweet even more to criticize whoever will take the power.

    • @Deathnote2539
      @Deathnote2539 Před 6 lety

      Biotecnologia ESAC you are a fucking bigot and I hope karma fucks you in life

    • @karenjohnston2844
      @karenjohnston2844 Před 6 lety

      Can't tweet from a cell.

  • @Tribecasoothsayer
    @Tribecasoothsayer Před 2 lety +1

    Great commentary

  • @michaeldwyer5675
    @michaeldwyer5675 Před 6 lety +44

    Enjoy state TV or off...lol

  • @SkyHiltribe
    @SkyHiltribe Před 6 lety +67

    " I may stand before you in 6 months and say, hey, I was wrong, but I don't know if I'll ever admit that but I'll find some kind of excuse." Wow!...Just Wow!!! imagine if Obama or any other presidents had said that they would have been crucified. But it's Trump, so it's A..okay by by his supporters because Trump only said what everyone thinks.

    • @1Peasant
      @1Peasant Před 6 lety

      Sundincubus You want Trump to be wrong and for the deal to fail just so you can gloat.

    • @TorIverWilhelmsen
      @TorIverWilhelmsen Před 6 lety +6

      What deal? The one where North Korea didn't add squat to what they already had agreed with South Korea, but where they got less American soldiers south of the border? Trumptards are the worst 'tards

    • @jupiterkansas
      @jupiterkansas Před 6 lety +1

      Sorry, but Trump isn't saying what I'm thinking.

    • @SkyHiltribe
      @SkyHiltribe Před 6 lety

      1Peasant, "the deal?" what deal? It already failed, WTF you talking about? I"m only repeating your almight SPANKY of what he said about making up excuses and alternate facts as usual that's all

  • @kanelitwiniec
    @kanelitwiniec Před 6 lety

    "Trump Ate a Vegetable" comedy gold!

  • @n40tom
    @n40tom Před 6 lety +1

    Put a Popeyes, Popeyes.
    Now ain't that typical .

  • @nita2bjuan7
    @nita2bjuan7 Před 6 lety +149

    Thank you Steohen for the dot, dot, dot, dot ,dot....That cracks me up everytime!

    • @kevinpitt2203
      @kevinpitt2203 Před 6 lety +4

      Juanita - I think Stephen got carried away on the dots today. Was not counting, no, definitely not.

  • @P.Gillett
    @P.Gillett Před 6 lety +84

    At 5:42 when Trump is talking about Kim running North Korea, he says '1 out of 10,000 probably couldn't do it'. Meaning 9,999 out of 10,000 probably could do it?

    • @michaeljohnangel6359
      @michaeljohnangel6359 Před 6 lety +10

      Brilliant Paul! You caught that too! Nobody mentioned it except you.

    • @amakwapong3806
      @amakwapong3806 Před 6 lety +16

      Maths & English are not Trump's favorite subjects 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mariagmartinho
      @mariagmartinho Před 6 lety +14

      Ama Kwapong... And geography, history, science....

    • @amakwapong3806
      @amakwapong3806 Před 6 lety +9

      Gabriela Simões I think we can say "school" is not his favorite subject 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @RetroBackslash
      @RetroBackslash Před 6 lety +8

      You do know by now that Trump's 'brain' starts out a sentence and then completely loses track of where it was going when it 'thought', "This is a cleva fing to say". It's a clear sign of either mental disintegration such as in the case of Alzheimers, or just sheer stupidity...

  • @nathnaeltesfaye2332
    @nathnaeltesfaye2332 Před 6 lety

    Colbert is killing it ....Goddammit

  • @SdeHe-qb9gc
    @SdeHe-qb9gc Před 5 lety +2

    It's scary that us politics are this comedic and entertaining.

  • @chandruztc
    @chandruztc Před 6 lety +120

    Damn! this intern is really good at his job uploading videos asap

    • @retnavybrat
      @retnavybrat Před 6 lety +16

      Don't forget the miracle of the entire monologue being on one video. 😀

    • @stanj85
      @stanj85 Před 6 lety +3

      Sree Chan No, they continue being shitty by uploading everything out of order.

    • @xjuhnx
      @xjuhnx Před 6 lety

      Attach that to your performance review!

  • @tzisorey
    @tzisorey Před 6 lety +12

    If Trump becomes self aware, Skynet can't be far behind.

  • @jonathanhenly99
    @jonathanhenly99 Před 6 lety

    'Did he suddenly become self aware?'
    LOL.

  • @CriticalListener
    @CriticalListener Před 5 lety +2

    "Well there's your headline: 'TRUMP ATE A VEGETABLE' !"

  • @tanofcomatoes7182
    @tanofcomatoes7182 Před 6 lety +8

    That North Korea ad was too good

  • @isword
    @isword Před 6 lety +56

    Now we dig and hide.

  • @davecloony5404
    @davecloony5404 Před 6 lety +7

    I thought we would never have an era like the era of George W. Bush! He has made the notion of presidency nothing but a laughable matter!

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 Před 6 lety +1

      Saeed Niakan
      Truth. I really wish Molly Ivins was still here-she’s the one who started calling him The Shrub.

    • @mickeyamf
      @mickeyamf Před 5 lety +1

      George isnt even as bad as donald trump... the man for whatever reasoms established charities had some okay policies and is an idiot. Donald isnt as much of an idiot hes blindsighted by egoism and was raised pretty pathetically.

  • @DAsrada
    @DAsrada Před 6 lety +1

    Kim Jong Un: I am a ruthless dictator and I have never felt this self-conscious in my life. I...I AM FAT!!

  • @MrsLove-dl7qf
    @MrsLove-dl7qf Před 6 lety +36

    He signed a paper that said I be a good boy for a little bit 🤗😇😇

  • @ElmerFuddGun
    @ElmerFuddGun Před 6 lety +100

    8:52 - Knowing the difference between *_to_* and *_too_* is just *_to_* much *_two_* ask of a US president! Trump continues to show how he got the best education at the biggest schools. Makes *_won_* wonder how Trump University could have failed?!?!

    • @chickensdone1
      @chickensdone1 Před 6 lety +9

      ElmerFuddGun eye no, write?

    • @ElmerFuddGun
      @ElmerFuddGun Před 6 lety +6

      Alexander - Yez, ue ar write. Butt wie duz tRump hev satch difyculty thoe? Baseic Inglesh!

    • @thomasbarry3113
      @thomasbarry3113 Před 6 lety

      ElmerFuddGun *just too

    • @ashleyteece4237
      @ashleyteece4237 Před 6 lety +1

      Thomas Barry I guess you didn’t realise that it is a joke.

    • @johnlemon2579
      @johnlemon2579 Před 6 lety +6

      get lost: it is mother's.
      Correct genitive please! ☝️

  • @lovelyjubly7
    @lovelyjubly7 Před 6 lety

    Oh my gosh the dot dot dots are back 🤣🤣

  • @jamied.9284
    @jamied.9284 Před 6 lety

    LOL They scoffed!!

  • @ManoredRed
    @ManoredRed Před 6 lety +22

    Trump shakes hands like he read in a book that a dominant handshake can improve your chances in a negotiation, but then proceeded to never get even close to learning how to be subtle about it.

  • @taylors1974
    @taylors1974 Před 6 lety +6

    On the bright side... WE AREN'T DEAD!!!

  • @zenobia10127
    @zenobia10127 Před 6 lety

    Colbert saying "dot, dot, dot" in his Trump voice gives me life.

  • @philthy.basement
    @philthy.basement Před 6 lety +2

    Stephen is SUPER-LIT
    Straight 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Dananjay.
    @Dananjay. Před 6 lety +5

    "Does he want me to look thin? An insult to only Korea!

  • @berke2336
    @berke2336 Před 6 lety +78

    I'm surprised Trump didn't include opening a Pyongyang McDonalds location in that document

  • @dmc1673
    @dmc1673 Před 5 lety

    "did he suddenly become self aware"

  • @davelee2876
    @davelee2876 Před 4 lety

    So, Kim could get to troll Trump too. Got him to eat vegetables. 😂😂😂