Trump Sends National Guard to the Border, Attacks Amazon: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer look at the Trump administration's plan to send the National Guard to the U.S.-Mexico border and the president's attacks on Amazon.
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  • @LordKhabal
    @LordKhabal Před 6 lety +477

    Okay... couple of things:
    First, the border between North and South Korea is a demilitarized zone between two actively hostile countries who have been hostile to each other since the ‘50’s. One of those two countries is our ally. That’s why we have soldiers there. Mexico, meanwhile, is our ally; one of our closest, in fact. That’s why we don’t have soldiers along our border with them. See the difference?
    Second, we do have strong immigration laws, like Canada and Mexico. We have an incredibly stringent immigration process for people regardless of where they’re coming from. That’s why people come here illegally, because coming here legally is an incredibly tedious, lengthy process. As for how we handle those who come here illegally, frankly not everyone here shares Trump’s views of illegal immigrants, and with good reason. That’s why we don’t just round them up and kick them out, which is what Trump seems to be going for.
    Third, as others have already commented sending the National Guard to the border is an impotent gesture; they are prohibited by law to enforce laws on domestic soil. So they can’t do anything while in the US, and if they go into Mexico that would technically be an act of war... with one of our closest allies... so yeah...
    Fourth, Amazon is not screwing over the USPS and does pay taxes. Period. End of story. Trump’s accusations against the company are misleading at best, flat out wrong at worst, and little more than a veiled pretense for Trump to go after the Washington Post.
    Plus, not to use a whataboutism or anything but... Trump, you’re REALLY going to yell about someone else allegedly not paying their fair share in taxes? YOU?! Of all people?! Mr. “I don’t pay taxes and that makes me smart?”
    Tell ya what: show us your tax returns, as you promised to do once you won the election. Let us see exactly how much YOU pay in taxes, as decades worth of your predecessors have done before you. Then we’ll let you weigh in on what is and isn’t fair.
    Meanwhile... can it be 2020? Please? This guy really needs to not be in office anymore.

    • @esmevellacott6869
      @esmevellacott6869 Před 6 lety

      LordKhabal u

    • @GR46404
      @GR46404 Před 6 lety +36

      This is an excellent post, LordKhabal, and although I do not like spam, you should post it anywhere it is appropriate. Also, I very much do not want to wait for 2020. We cannot be rid of Trump too soon.

    • @pablocruise678
      @pablocruise678 Před 6 lety +21

      LordKhabal well, you have a better understanding than 45

    • @69LOLIN
      @69LOLIN Před 6 lety +14

      LordKhabal You should be President!

    • @katediy4563
      @katediy4563 Před 6 lety +26

      LordKhabal
      WE know all that. 😆 Now if you could just inform the guy living in that building that doesn't really have a name but they keep it in "tippity top" shape.

  • @gregvetter5070
    @gregvetter5070 Před 6 lety +129

    I can't stand the fact that trump may actually get a military parade. I'm an Army vet and that has to be one of the most cringe-worthy ideas I've ever heard. To say that I am embarrassed would be a "huuge" understatement. Peace!

    • @stephanier.tinney343
      @stephanier.tinney343 Před 6 lety +4

      Greg Vetter ohhhh no tell me that's not a thing.. Lort!

    • @ellavarnes2392
      @ellavarnes2392 Před 6 lety +22

      i dont know...the parade and "space force" is running neck and neck for the number one spot, i think!

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 6 lety +10

      Greg Vetter thank you for your service, and as a lowly civvie (tried 5 times to get in, DODMERB got me every time)...I’m sorry that President 💩 is the CinC.

    • @gregvetter5070
      @gregvetter5070 Před 6 lety +17

      stephanie reeves -
      Yeah that was a good one. I almost forgot about that little gem. It's getting harder and harder to keep track of his neurotic statements.. I know one thing though. If this is winning, I'd rather be a fucking loser! Pardon my French.

    • @gregvetter5070
      @gregvetter5070 Před 6 lety +4

      Stephanie R. Tinney -
      Yes Stephanie, unfortunately it's a thang!

  • @DPowered2
    @DPowered2 Před 6 lety +37

    It scares me that there are people who hear trump and think "this guy makes sense". I get the people who get what he means and are racist and like what would happen rather than what was said but its the people who just don't understand that scare me the most

    • @DPowered2
      @DPowered2 Před 6 lety +5

      Mike Zimmer wow hope you are joking

    • @cyberwarcraft9036
      @cyberwarcraft9036 Před 6 lety +5

      Zimmer's post was removed for fomenting violence. He was trolling for people who have opinions not in alignment with Trumpworld to go out and kill people. This is how sick the Trump supporters are becoming. When Trump leaves office, we have a lot of work to do to Make America American Again.

    • @xfactorb25222
      @xfactorb25222 Před 6 lety +4

      Profound thought really... Also, IF WE REALLY WANT TO SECURE OUR COUNTRY... Where's the wall along the Canadian border? seriously? There's illegals that come from there too...SOOO??? Why is that NOT EVER an issue?? I don't even have to say it, We ALL KNOW...We've been brainwashed well, Those people's skin pigmentation are "Good" people, other skin pigmentations "bad"... me no think.

    • @sh0werp0wer
      @sh0werp0wer Před 6 lety +1

      ^He called the Venezuelan Miss Universe contestant "Miss Housekeeping" - do we really need to have a debate over whether this guy is racist? Everything he stands for and promotes is blatantly racist, but to his ardent defenders he has to say something explicitly racist in order for them to admit it - I'd really like to see them defend the abovementioned statement.

    • @Analysta654
      @Analysta654 Před 6 lety

      don't forget the need to triple the number of water and aircraft and personnel in the coasts gurd to thousands of miles of shoreline on approximates 30 states (Atlantic, Pacific, Gulf Coast, great lakes).

  • @gcharb2d
    @gcharb2d Před 6 lety +122

    The North/South Korea border is 160 miles long and it takes 32000 soldiers to protect it, the US/Mexico border is 2000 miles long, how many soldiers would it take to protect it the way Don Trump wants it to be protected?

    • @bogey2230
      @bogey2230 Před 6 lety +42

      Dont you fucking dare try to use facts....:)

    • @user-ky8fp8ef5r
      @user-ky8fp8ef5r Před 6 lety +22

      bogey2230 - My favourite reply on this entire thread. 😘
      What Trump also failed to mentions is that in South Korea all men, before reaching the age of 30, has to have enlisted to serve 21 months in the military. SK is at war. National service is obligatory - and there is now discussion of extending enlistment to women, too (which should have always been the case, but SK is still lacking in it's equal rights for the sexes). Enforced enlistment is a big contribution to SK having the world's second highest (the last time I checked) suicide rate in men.

    • @aegramir4321
      @aegramir4321 Před 6 lety

      Then why are you whining?

    • @aegramir4321
      @aegramir4321 Před 6 lety

      en verre your favorite day reply is the only reply, you don’t say 🤔

    • @aegramir4321
      @aegramir4321 Před 6 lety

      Libtards are hilarious 😂

  • @1987killertofu
    @1987killertofu Před 6 lety +765

    I like that Trump realized he couldn’t pronounce militarily, and bailed on the whole sentence.

    • @jedimasterspidermad5173
      @jedimasterspidermad5173 Před 6 lety +16

      Jack B. I don't even think he passed English class in college. Or did be even go to college...😱

    • @mariaelenaarata303
      @mariaelenaarata303 Před 6 lety +5

      Jack B. Haha. I noticed the about face as well

    • @niacal4nia
      @niacal4nia Před 6 lety +4

      Jack B. God bless the U.She.She

    • @dalenedaylean3555
      @dalenedaylean3555 Před 6 lety +8

      Lmfao! He sure did...sucha Ass-in-Chief

    • @joedufour8188
      @joedufour8188 Před 6 lety +17

      Trump has great words. The best words. He said so himself.
      Trump is very intelligent. Maybe even the most intelligent on the planet. He said so himself.
      Trump has a great memory. The best memory. He said so himself.

  • @alexisauld7781
    @alexisauld7781 Před 6 lety +153

    "Miliatarialilycovfefe!"

  • @randys2669
    @randys2669 Před 6 lety +91

    If he wants Amazon to pay more taxes why did he give Amazon tax cuts?

    • @scook9999
      @scook9999 Před 6 lety

      Is this a riddle, like the Sphinx would say? How many paths must a man walk in his life? What is the air speed velocity of a swallow? Why would Trump attack Amazon.com and yet, give them tax breaks? Hmm, I am pretty sure you'll find the answers to all the question in L. Ron Hubbard's book, Dianetics.

    • @jdarchie777
      @jdarchie777 Před 5 lety +2

      @largraf no, he specifically paid no taxes because of trump's tax plan, along with getting a $124 million tax return.

  • @terri639
    @terri639 Před 6 lety +13

    Idiocracy (2006) is actually happening. Wow...just wow.

    • @EditioCastigata
      @EditioCastigata Před 6 lety +3

      It'll serve as documentary.

    • @sh0werp0wer
      @sh0werp0wer Před 6 lety +5

      No, in Idiocracy the idiot president actually had enough insight to know he had to listen to the smart guy. Trump is like president Camacho who believes he's literally the smartest guy in the world and instead ridicules and ignores the smartest man on earth.

    • @terri639
      @terri639 Před 6 lety

      Julian Very true.

    • @Emilyrsps
      @Emilyrsps Před 6 lety

      Terri Yes! My husband and I say this everyday!

  • @papankunci
    @papankunci Před 6 lety +60

    I need my daily dose of "Closer look" luv this show..

    • @ucefkh
      @ucefkh Před 6 lety +4

      me2

    • @geekishgir
      @geekishgir Před 6 lety +2

      same, it's the first thing I watch in the morning with my cup of coffee to soften the blow and help me then go look at the news and the latest crazy train leaving the station

  • @AnonymousZyx
    @AnonymousZyx Před 6 lety +157

    What a dummy. Does he not understand the difference between the US-Mexico relationship and South and North Korea relationship? Allies and trade partners vs. two powers who are still technically at war since the 50s??

    • @spazer22
      @spazer22 Před 6 lety +26

      Elizabeth R No he doesn't. That's the problem. Can't believe this man is the president.

    • @xxxholic22
      @xxxholic22 Před 6 lety +15

      clearly not, people trying to leave north korea who get to the border are welcomed - it's the north trying to stop them leaving because it's a regime where the truth is kept under tight wraps - I think he thinks Mexico is trying to steal his money or something

    • @slevingaius
      @slevingaius Před 6 lety +3

      Isnt there a dmz between thr koreas? Isnt there a landmine field between them..

    • @TheSsbcandidates
      @TheSsbcandidates Před 6 lety

      Elizabeth R do you even live in Mexico?

    • @XMorbidCuriosityX
      @XMorbidCuriosityX Před 6 lety +7

      According to interviews with some people who have successfully left N Korea, the punishment for trying is extreme. It's death. And sometimes the execution of your nearest family members to discourage other attempts. There's also the threat of if you DO manage to escape, they're going to find your family and kill them as punishment. N Korea is fucking evil.

  • @agimperovic4345
    @agimperovic4345 Před 6 lety +6

    I believe it's really awesome how all the late night hosts are not blind to the most honorable responsibility they have to speak truth to power. They know that the times we live in are anything but normal, and when it's all said and done, it's going to matter which side you were on.

  • @JillontheLake
    @JillontheLake Před 6 lety +3

    You keep doing what you do Seth and tell us the truth. Dumpy is a disaster.

  • @PriestessAusetRaAmen
    @PriestessAusetRaAmen Před 6 lety +631

    No other president has ever provided this much material for late night host to work with, Pure hilarity.

    • @GR46404
      @GR46404 Před 6 lety +16

      You are right, Priestess Auset Ra Amen, but that is not actually a GOOD thing.

    • @vilefiend9603
      @vilefiend9603 Před 6 lety +11

      And yet still demoralizing.

    • @deborahliggins5928
      @deborahliggins5928 Před 6 lety +19

      ...........funny but this fake president is tearing America apart.

    • @InteractiveIdea
      @InteractiveIdea Před 6 lety +7

      I did say that comedians would make careers on this guy...

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor Před 6 lety +8

      Priestess Auset Ra Amen yes that's (the) one thing trump does better than Obama

  • @rainbowwriter672
    @rainbowwriter672 Před 6 lety +21

    Ugh.. The parade. I actually forgot about the parade

  • @tomtrask_YT
    @tomtrask_YT Před 6 lety

    I don't think you or your writers get enough credit. Bravo Seth, you nailed it this time.

  • @XeniaMartinez83
    @XeniaMartinez83 Před 6 lety +16

    These videos give me life

  • @Mimi-cq4bg
    @Mimi-cq4bg Před 6 lety +118

    The sound of chumps voice makes me nauseated at this point.

    • @universalbutterfly1757
      @universalbutterfly1757 Před 6 lety +9

      Misty Stewart Agreed!!

    • @monicanavarro2906
      @monicanavarro2906 Před 6 lety +7

      I legit wonder how can his own family stand him... but then again, they’re not that different.

    • @jessehernandez1081
      @jessehernandez1081 Před 6 lety +8

      Misty Stewart not only that, but he makes 5 and 6 year old kids sound more articulate than him.

    • @kelleydavis100
      @kelleydavis100 Před 6 lety +2

      I totally agree!!!

    • @buch1224
      @buch1224 Před 6 lety +3

      Emmett Hardie i don't know if i could, you know, use his voice, i hate him enough already,. It would push me over the top.

  • @w8w8whatnow95
    @w8w8whatnow95 Před 6 lety +34

    Love that Obama smile!!!!

  • @r.h.f.6073
    @r.h.f.6073 Před 6 lety +31

    smh north and south korea have been at war for nearly 70 years, that comparison is ridiculous.

    • @jokerman1964
      @jokerman1964 Před 6 lety

      R. H.F. no they are not

    • @WorksOnMyComputer
      @WorksOnMyComputer Před 6 lety +3

      Yeah actually they are. There is an armistice in place. Not the same as a conclusion to war.

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 Před 6 lety +1

      Trumps been at war with Mexico since he found out Mexicans lived there

    • @Analysta654
      @Analysta654 Před 6 lety +3

      Read a bit before you incorrectly try to correct others. The Korean conflict (never technically declared a war by the US by the way) ended with the signing of an armistice in 1953. So yeah, technically they are just in a prolonged ceasefire to an ongoing war.

  • @jackieroberts1489
    @jackieroberts1489 Před 6 lety +1

    Aaahhh . I have been waiting to exhale all day . Thanks Seth .

  • @aprilwearsgucci
    @aprilwearsgucci Před 6 lety +392

    And Trump still have supporters? How is this even real?

    • @universalbutterfly1757
      @universalbutterfly1757 Před 6 lety +59

      aprilwearsgucci it's easy when they are illiterate and function with nothing beyond a third grade education!!

    • @JDriver771
      @JDriver771 Před 6 lety +50

      "Fake news" and misinformation plays a big role. Take a visit to Fox's Facebook page sometime. It's basically state run media at this point. Always pro trump stories, never any stories that shine a negative light. It's scary really.

    • @zenman5910
      @zenman5910 Před 6 lety +22

      aprilwearsgucci Trump and his fans collective IQs all add up to a negative number, but it is a HUGE negative number the biglyest negative number ever measured, unbelievably hugely negative.

    • @freewill51
      @freewill51 Před 6 lety +34

      35% of America hates anyone from outside America and trump knows that. He'll play that card until the end and walk away a very rich person. Sad as hell.

    • @chimpinaneckbrace
      @chimpinaneckbrace Před 6 lety +28

      This country is full of delusional morons with fragile egos and a persecution complex,

  • @LeviathanArts
    @LeviathanArts Před 6 lety +49

    Just a bellweather, I work on an actual base and can say firsthand that active duty soldiers are laughing at him and not happy about this.

    • @LeviathanArts
      @LeviathanArts Před 6 lety +3

      Keigan The Tennessean it’s a joint base with Army, Air Force, and the occasional Navy

    • @LeviathanArts
      @LeviathanArts Před 6 lety +3

      Keigan The Tennessean lol apologies, you never know with CZcams comments

  • @scottjohnson388
    @scottjohnson388 Před 6 lety

    A Closer Look is my new favorite jam.

  • @pct87
    @pct87 Před 6 lety +332

    So basically he wants us to become North Korea.

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 Před 6 lety +41

      pct87 - that way, he can be dictator, which has been his main objective all along. Look at this obscene parade he's planning.

    • @hansser3
      @hansser3 Před 6 lety +22

      pct87
      Finally someone gets it.

    • @JackLabs
      @JackLabs Před 6 lety

      Obama sent the National Guard to the border at one point. So did Bush, so have state governors. It's nothing new. They're just blowing it out of proportion.

    • @Traumglanz
      @Traumglanz Před 6 lety +14

      Correct. And they can get away with it because Trump is such a out of proportions character. He is playing basically a Caricature of an american businessman.

    • @tsan3796
      @tsan3796 Před 6 lety +1

      uh no go over to the DMZ and then you can make a better comparison you missed the point how US is still there guarding probably the worlds most secured border for past 68 plus years

  • @MBearchesterfield
    @MBearchesterfield Před 6 lety +43

    This would be funny if it wasn't so fucking terrifying.
    How much longer does this nightmare last?

    • @ThePublicDominion
      @ThePublicDominion Před 6 lety +2

      Until 2020. The Mueller probe might bump up the timetable, but it is notoriously difficult to indict a sitting president.

    • @daniel9111
      @daniel9111 Před 6 lety

      2024

  • @monicasantos9047
    @monicasantos9047 Před 6 lety +33

    I spoke to General Maddis we are gonna be doing this militarilaraly 😂💯

    • @ramshackle1754
      @ramshackle1754 Před 6 lety

      For a teetotaler, he sure does like to get sloppy drunk...

  • @eliolopez3107
    @eliolopez3107 Před 6 lety +21

    It is so painful watching a clown in the WH. It's not even funny anymore.

    • @TobathaGaming
      @TobathaGaming Před 6 lety +1

      Elio Lopez There is no clown?

    • @eliolopez3107
      @eliolopez3107 Před 6 lety

      Tobatha: Is this a question or is it another example of the uneducated trying to defend the indefensible?

  • @Peter_gaming69
    @Peter_gaming69 Před 6 lety +28

    is it just me or is he more creepy when he goes into that singsongy voice ?

    • @joybrautigam9529
      @joybrautigam9529 Před 6 lety +2

      I noticed it too. Very creepy. As if he's striving to sound calm and intelligent but he sounds more like the Crypt Keeper

    • @trnharris
      @trnharris Před 4 lety

      Not just you😑

  • @Prizzlesticks
    @Prizzlesticks Před 6 lety +471

    My mouth literally fucking dropped when he started talking about the Korean border. I don't doubt it's entirely lost on him how much of an issue that border is between the two countries, and how huge a point of contention reunification is. Like, what... the hell? And this guy wants to dabble in talks with them over this exact frickin' issue? Good lord.... I... I don't even know anymore...

    • @triopsate3
      @triopsate3 Před 6 lety +51

      Not just that, I doubt he even realizes that North Korea and South Korea are still technically at war with each other... Well that and the fact that army that South Korea put on the border is to prevent a war, not to stop North Koreans immigrants from fleeing into South Korea. Heck, my Korean friend say that South Korea accepts people fleeing from North Korea.

    • @CHEVYRYDA215
      @CHEVYRYDA215 Před 6 lety +20

      Because he wants to be a dictator.

    • @user-ky8fp8ef5r
      @user-ky8fp8ef5r Před 6 lety +21

      What Trump also failed to mentions is that in South Korea all men, before reaching the age of 30, has to have enlisted to serve 21 months in the military to protect that border. National service is obligatory - and there is now discussion of extending enlistment to women, too (which should have always been the case, but SK is still lacking in it's equal rights for the sexes). Enforced enlistment is a big contribution to SK having the world's second highest (the last time I checked) suicide rate in men.

    • @TheWarOfGhostsmusic
      @TheWarOfGhostsmusic Před 6 lety

      You're all severely delusional,seek help.

    • @lynks8
      @lynks8 Před 6 lety +63

      Well argued, War Of Ghosts. Your facts, figures, and persuasive rhetoric really turned me around. I now see that trump's comparison between our border with Mexico and the border between North and South Korea was a brilliant analogy ripe with relevant parallels and is in no way the hyperbolic ramblings of a crazy old man.

  • @arthurneddysmith
    @arthurneddysmith Před 6 lety +330

    “Militarariry”

  • @Moaisse
    @Moaisse Před 6 lety +20

    North and South Korea have border disputes thats why they have armies at THE border. Even my kid knows that.

    • @franciszekdo
      @franciszekdo Před 6 lety

      Ice_Kul_ Isse
      you could say that north and south korea have a border dispute but they are technically still at war.

  • @therealmelymel
    @therealmelymel Před 6 lety +1

    *Run for president of Amazon”! Lmao. 😂

  • @PaulWooters
    @PaulWooters Před 6 lety +30

    Why does Trump seem to think that the border between North and South Korea belongs to us?

    • @opencommentstheagendatvo3854
      @opencommentstheagendatvo3854 Před 6 lety +2

      A lot of American soldiers are posted in South Korea, that's why Trump is comparing it to America's border with Mexico.

    • @PaulWooters
      @PaulWooters Před 6 lety +2

      I get making a comparison, but he kept referring to the Korean border as, "ours". Are our soldiers in charge of the border?

    • @PaulWooters
      @PaulWooters Před 6 lety

      Wow, that's a lot!
      It just seemed odd to me. He made it sound like it was our border rather than South Korea's border and we're in charge of it. *shrug*

    • @Analysta654
      @Analysta654 Před 6 lety +1

      No. US forces stationed in South Korea are not (primarily) responsible for border protection. When I was in the Army stationed there (early 90's, but I think its still this way) the Republic of South Korea Army was responsible for DMZ security. The US Forces - Korea were a few kilometers back from the DMZ primarily in support (mech. Infantry and Artillery) of the ROK Army. The HQ US Army was in Soule, and Air Force Support was even farther south.

  • @seanrector5264
    @seanrector5264 Před 6 lety +41

    Haven't been here this early since we had a real President

  • @jessiesoul3821
    @jessiesoul3821 Před 6 lety +1

    "The United Shites" 😂😂

  • @tinoj9661
    @tinoj9661 Před 6 lety +11

    so trump wants to declare war on mexico so he can have the army guard the border? just like the koreas... dude, read a book. or get an audible subscription. the great courses lecture on americas history is a real treat.

  • @reaganlear6548
    @reaganlear6548 Před 6 lety +8

    Seth was remarkable tonight 🌟

  • @m.rodrigolemus6224
    @m.rodrigolemus6224 Před 6 lety +6

    Militarily... Big word for Spanky 😉

    • @c4blew
      @c4blew Před 6 lety +1

      I actually heard Militarililly...it´s Lilly from the Military! :P

  • @sumayyahross1121
    @sumayyahross1121 Před 6 lety +31

    That alexa thing is effing creepy

    • @Tomboo
      @Tomboo Před 6 lety +5

      Sumayyah Ross probably a bored programmer who hid this somewhere in the code

    • @TardyTardigrade
      @TardyTardigrade Před 6 lety +3

      I wonder if anyone has asked Alexa what she is laughing about. Stop being creepy Alexa.

    • @darthblackandmild1742
      @darthblackandmild1742 Před 6 lety +1

      Sumayyah Ross
      OMG right?! WAY creepy.

    • @darthblackandmild1742
      @darthblackandmild1742 Před 6 lety +1

      Steven SeBoomBoom they have asked. She answers cryptically referencing an impending machine insurrection. But won’t elaborate when asked too.

    • @pcarebear1
      @pcarebear1 Před 6 lety

      HOLY SH@# I'm so doubting getting Alexa now...I know it's probably a cool joke but still. Access to my phone, thermostat, doorbell (if I get one), smartwatch...😱

  • @katiac976
    @katiac976 Před 6 lety +9

    I bet he thinks the Berlin Wall was a good idea....

    • @poopert5444
      @poopert5444 Před 6 lety

      No,Trump thinks it's German decorative wallpaper.

  • @nadiarodriguez1589
    @nadiarodriguez1589 Před 6 lety +48

    Can somebody please.. find Ja'Rule so that he could make sense of all this!!! WHERE IS JAH?!?

    • @c4blew
      @c4blew Před 6 lety +7

      Thanks for that laugh, Dave Chapelle is the best!!^^

    • @ameerhamid89
      @ameerhamid89 Před 6 lety +5

      "Help me, Ja Rule!"

    • @Cooltea1983
      @Cooltea1983 Před 6 lety +4

      Where's Jah when you need him most?????

  • @garrygrewal149
    @garrygrewal149 Před 6 lety +8

    For few minutes I thought you and your team forgot to notice the Militar'luly' Seth. But the next minute you became 'Winners'. Hahahaha

  • @karlkarlos3545
    @karlkarlos3545 Před 6 lety +3

    "Losers & Babies" is the perfect description for this current administration.

  • @calicomorgan2408
    @calicomorgan2408 Před 6 lety

    Anyone else can't get past the Honda ad? Keeps freezing two seconds in. Good stuff.

  • @haasher10
    @haasher10 Před 6 lety +408

    OMG THE CLOSER LOOKS ARE GETTING FUNNIER AND FUNNIER!!

    • @georgecano5356
      @georgecano5356 Před 6 lety +7

      Hunter Yeah, the one from Monday had me laughing so hard.

    • @kateriley6733
      @kateriley6733 Před 6 lety +6

      they must have got a new writer, the last 2 episodes were hilarious

    • @-Dal
      @-Dal Před 6 lety

      So is this ...whatever you want to call him, ...he doesn't really have a name .... He's "special"

    • @arniecalang4583
      @arniecalang4583 Před 6 lety +1

      I agree 👍

    • @zaphodbeeblebrox6627
      @zaphodbeeblebrox6627 Před 6 lety +2

      Hunter :- Yeah, All thanks to an inept Government.

  • @marcoosiris5051
    @marcoosiris5051 Před 6 lety +13

    Laughter the best medicine

  • @z.s.7992
    @z.s.7992 Před 6 lety +11

    Everytime trump opens his mouth I feel like my head is going to implode

  • @henryrodriguez1472
    @henryrodriguez1472 Před 6 lety +1

    I don't think that Amazon has been taken to court as many times as this so-called president.

  • @Cooltea1983
    @Cooltea1983 Před 6 lety +27

    Militarararraly.. LMFAO

    • @yvonnetomenga5726
      @yvonnetomenga5726 Před 6 lety +2

      Cool TA - Isn't mispronouncing words one of the symptoms John McCain showed before he was diagnosed with a brain tumor?
      It would be ironic if what is currently funny is what finally frees us from him.🤕

    • @Cooltea1983
      @Cooltea1983 Před 6 lety +1

      It sure was..

    • @native4486
      @native4486 Před 6 lety +1

      Yvonne Tomenga No, he’s just stupid

  • @carcaperu4041
    @carcaperu4041 Před 6 lety +6

    Trump just heard that Pancho Villa is heading north so he is sending Pershing.

  • @patriciabranigan713
    @patriciabranigan713 Před 6 lety +41

    Anyone else see that he talks more and more about the border wall as the stock market sinks, the economy goes down and we get closer to more wars which he promised would not happen.

    • @michaelfrazier264
      @michaelfrazier264 Před 6 lety

      Patricia Branigan A small drop after a seven trillion dollar rise.You loose try again! !!

  • @taskeenzahra3947
    @taskeenzahra3947 Před 6 lety

    Such a fine comedian you guys have as a president😆😆😆😆😆

  • @ripplerockcinema8035
    @ripplerockcinema8035 Před 6 lety +19

    Oh, border! You remind me of my daughter.

  • @elgordo2162
    @elgordo2162 Před 6 lety +10

    Can we all just agree, no more picking for party, we are picking for sake of picking a sane person. No matter what side of the political spectrum you are, you have to agree this man is unhinged and crazy (and not the fun kind)

  • @bezenhappync
    @bezenhappync Před 6 lety

    Ordering socks on Amazon is now a form of protest.

  • @brawlinharry6461
    @brawlinharry6461 Před 6 lety +1

    this is good comedy
    and that seth guy also makes great jokes about it. 😂😂😂

  • @factotums
    @factotums Před 6 lety +6

    So what is the alternative to releasing? Catch and Detain, which would literally burden the tax system with people who are coming here to contribute economically, or Catch and Execute which is a horrendous human rights violation...

  • @johnsummers9660
    @johnsummers9660 Před 6 lety +100

    LOL! Bezos could buy and sell Trump a dozen times over and Trump can't handle it.

    • @ms.rlsteele351
      @ms.rlsteele351 Před 6 lety +2

      John Summers one commenter had a great idea: he should buy Twitter

    • @steve08717
      @steve08717 Před 6 lety +4

      better still buy the banks trump owes 2 billion too and foreclose only time trump will be a billionaire is in the minus

    • @cctomcat321
      @cctomcat321 Před 6 lety +2

      In the meantime, Bezos should buy us all benzos so we xan make it through. Oops.. I mean can. 😉

  • @thisisbrakspudonttouchit4208

    Seth keeps killing it

  • @mgmthegrand
    @mgmthegrand Před 6 lety

    Hilarious _Closer Look_! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TokenBlackman7
    @TokenBlackman7 Před 6 lety +648

    Lemmeoffthisfugginride!!!!

  • @khloiotaku6073
    @khloiotaku6073 Před 6 lety +164

    So when is it revealed that Trump is a Humonculous?
    And America will be turned into a Philosopher Stone?

    • @cisco8650
      @cisco8650 Před 6 lety +22

      Nice FMA reference.

    • @EmanoTM
      @EmanoTM Před 6 lety +6

      The Whisperer of Death I got that reference

    • @really4473
      @really4473 Před 6 lety +13

      Agreed, good reference. Yet it sends chills down my spine.

    • @moonpig660
      @moonpig660 Před 6 lety +3

      spoiler lol

    • @vicspeaks6207
      @vicspeaks6207 Před 6 lety

      Actually Trump is Edward Elric

  • @Tsuka-bn8hq
    @Tsuka-bn8hq Před 6 lety +5

    Watching him talk is so nauseating. Luckily he won’t get airtime after he leaves in 2020 or is impeached.

  • @phatmantv
    @phatmantv Před 6 lety +13

    Militarily speaking, Trump is the worst thing to happen to America since Columbis set foot on it...

  • @TheKoz380
    @TheKoz380 Před 6 lety +27

    Just a publicity stunt to appear tough and please his base!

  • @everhernandez6011
    @everhernandez6011 Před 5 lety

    I love this show thank you for this great video 😊

  • @desertdaisymarie6951
    @desertdaisymarie6951 Před 6 lety +21

    Doesn’t he know about the Korean War??

    • @godlessrecovery8880
      @godlessrecovery8880 Před 6 lety +4

      DesertDaisy Marie no. First he would have to know about Korea. Right now I think he thinks North and South Korea are no different from North and South Carolina.

    • @y_fam_goeglyd
      @y_fam_goeglyd Před 6 lety

      He knows feck all. The more he speaks, the clearer that is.

  • @michiro8470
    @michiro8470 Před 6 lety +42

    He’s comparing Mexico to North Korea. Seriously?

    • @TheSsbcandidates
      @TheSsbcandidates Před 6 lety +2

      I am Mexican myself and it is serious. HAve you even been here? Peña Nieto is not helping.

    • @rimer82k
      @rimer82k Před 6 lety +8

      TheSsbcandidates
      Trump and Peña Nieto the worst presidents in their respective countries sharing the same space and time, what are the odds, they both should do a remake of Dumb & Dumber

    • @hansser3
      @hansser3 Před 6 lety

      TheSsbcandidates
      Im sure you are a mexican that has traveled all across the world and you know by first hand how bad is your own country by comparision.
      But dont worry, amlo will finish the job and transform the country into another venezuela.
      Oh wait, but "mexico is already worst than venezuela" right?

    • @TheSsbcandidates
      @TheSsbcandidates Před 6 lety

      I thought you guys were with AMLO as he is left.

  • @kingofarkansas2710
    @kingofarkansas2710 Před 6 lety +12

    Trump probably thinks that the Amazon headquarters is in South America next to the river.

    • @rimer82k
      @rimer82k Před 6 lety +3

      kingofarkansas2710
      LMAO0o○ 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @eponymousIme
      @eponymousIme Před 6 lety

      Hahaha! Maybe he's afraid of those strong Amazon warrior women he's heard so much about.

  • @Shaynesnypes
    @Shaynesnypes Před 6 lety +1

    That was Trump's attempt to use a big word but failed and bailed 🤣

  • @ebthedoc4992
    @ebthedoc4992 Před 6 lety

    Thanks, Seth. Keep hitting. Left jab, right hook, then flatten him and his crew with a blasting uppercut!

  • @cisco8650
    @cisco8650 Před 6 lety +63

    Trump, just stick with small, easy to pronounce words.

  • @Aleyaha699
    @Aleyaha699 Před 6 lety +30

    The border so beautiful.....it reminds me of Ivanka.

  • @studiosandi
    @studiosandi Před 6 lety +1

    You know it's funny, I have been resisting using Amazon, now I will be using them all the time

  • @samerhusari6784
    @samerhusari6784 Před 6 lety

    Respect

  • @fcm3d
    @fcm3d Před 6 lety +30

    I wonder if the President know there are american houses on said border it's not like there is a canyon or something the whole way through.

    • @rachelel9087
      @rachelel9087 Před 6 lety +4

      houses, mountains, rivers....none of which he knows about

  • @markmazur9352
    @markmazur9352 Před 6 lety +4

    The reason for catch and release is that we have laws in our country if they go into custody they have rights then

  • @muuuuuud
    @muuuuuud Před 6 lety +2

    Trump's biggest enemy, words with more than 2 syllables. XD

  • @lindabergen9613
    @lindabergen9613 Před 6 lety

    We who are AWAKE, knows what next, don't we?

  • @JoeEnglandShow
    @JoeEnglandShow Před 6 lety +51

    It's hard to believe that there are still millions of people who'll actually say this laughable creep is doing a good job.

    • @kimcham9949
      @kimcham9949 Před 6 lety +2

      Joe England: Very hard.

    • @rimer82k
      @rimer82k Před 6 lety +8

      Joe England
      Even worst, there's LOTS that religiously think he is God's send ! Oh wait, that's scary AF

    • @aegramir4321
      @aegramir4321 Před 6 lety

      Yeah libtards have to ignore reality everyday too, great economy, lower illegal immigration. Approval rating higher than 0bama at same time.
      What has he done wrong, 😂

    • @aegramir4321
      @aegramir4321 Před 6 lety

      The Resistance there’s a reason response, typical from left wing facist

  • @really4473
    @really4473 Před 6 lety +22

    So first of all, the post office does not lose money with Amazon, it just makes less due to the bulk rate discount it has with amazon, which is the same as shopping at Sams Club or Costco.... I.e. the more you buy the less it costs. But that doesn’t mean Costco isn’t making money off your purchases.
    Secondly, amazon may be hurting businesses, but that’s the thing that happens when your whole economy is based on capitalism. Technology advancement makes things easier, cheaper, and quicker to do. Obviously the small mom and pop stores can not compete except in remote locations. If you think about it, toys r us did the same thing when they opened to the small toy stores. Now toys r us is shutting down because of online shopping. It’s circle of life economically.

    • @brandonb.5304
      @brandonb.5304 Před 6 lety +5

      Adapt or die. That's the capitalism that Trump and the GOP love so much, but now that it's a so-called liberal company that's adapted to the current online retail market and is dominating, they try to call foul and claim it's unfair. Republicans clearly didn't care when it was Walmart crushing small business owners decades ago because they were a conservative owned company. The rules suddenly change once it's a liberal owned one.

    • @really4473
      @really4473 Před 6 lety +1

      This whole liberal vs conservative bias is ridiculous. We are all American and it really grinds my gears when I hear it. For example, I’m American. I 100% support working for my money and being able to keep it, but also I support paying taxes so that the roads I drive on, the lights on the roads, the school I send my children to, and everything that isn’t my own house or property to be functional, of good quality, and maintained. I don’t want to support people financially, at the expense of the things I mentioned, since many people take advantage of the system to get more for less; but I do believe in helping the poor, disabled, homeless veterans, and those unable to help themselves. I love my country, support our troops, and would defend America in any argument, but also am against bashing someone because they choose to use their freedom to not stand for the anthem, or not do the pledge, simply because it is “unpatriotic”. Would that person stand and fight with me in order to defend our home? Yes I believe they would, even if they are upset with what’s going on in our home. I believe everyone who is responsible should have a gun, and some things have to have limits because we don’t live in the old days anymore. I am not liberal, or conservative. I am American. So where do I stand?

    • @Silkendrum
      @Silkendrum Před 6 lety

      I do feel guilty sometimes when I shop on Amazon, but then I have an experience like yesterday's. I went to my local pharmacy with a list of 8 vitamins and supplements I wanted to buy. The vitamin section was 12 feet long and 6 feet high, packed shelves, and although within a brand it was sort of alphabetical, each of the jillion brands had their own section. I spent a half hour, and located only 2 from my list, and was going crazy trying to find the same thing in each section so I could compare prices. I found one bottle of the Lutein I wanted, walked over to the pharmacist to ask if it was on a two-for-one sale, and when he said yes I went back to get another bottle, AND COULDN'T FIND IT AGAIN! At that point, I walked out, went home, fired up the laptop, and within 15 minutes I had ordered everything I needed, WITH price comparisons. And if I do it again, I'll save gas.
      And that's why I shop on Amazon. It's fast and easy.

    • @Silkendrum
      @Silkendrum Před 6 lety

      Maximus Chedawg -- I'm not sure Toys R Us lost quite so much business to online shopping, because there's the issue of shipping costs. The company was bought out by one of those raider companies that take over over-leveraged businesses, run them into the ground, take tax advantages, and then strip them to the bones, the parts being often more valuable than the whole.

  • @anikaullmann7904
    @anikaullmann7904 Před 6 lety

    Hey! Back pipes are awesome!

  • @silasfrisenette9226
    @silasfrisenette9226 Před 5 lety

    You missed the chance to make a pun!! "You gotta guard it, cause people want to penetrate it" :P

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 Před 6 lety +169

    Aren't boarder crossings already at a 45 year low?

    • @stellashepherd844
      @stellashepherd844 Před 6 lety +19

      sarcasmo57
      Yes.

    • @Z0MBIETACO
      @Z0MBIETACO Před 6 lety +46

      Yeah, but brown people still exist and Trump doesnt want them around

    • @EthanVictor
      @EthanVictor Před 6 lety +18

      nobody wants to come here any more because of the Cheeto. So in effect, he is his own border wall. #Winning!!!

    • @nestorzelarayan7166
      @nestorzelarayan7166 Před 6 lety +15

      Yes but conservatives don’t care about facts.

    • @mdellaporte1
      @mdellaporte1 Před 6 lety +9

      Yeah, were at net zero right now.. more people leaving than coming in from Mexico! Def not the case for illegal immigrants from places like Russia though... wonder why he doesnt care about that..

  • @Duckpo988
    @Duckpo988 Před 6 lety +24

    Militaliraly

  • @arusu1806
    @arusu1806 Před 6 lety +6

    Yikes I don’t think his empty head realizes the difference between Korea’s military and ours. Also comparing the size of the boarderlines...

  • @phils8751
    @phils8751 Před 6 lety

    Alexas laughing at Trump! Lmao

  • @paulcoy9060
    @paulcoy9060 Před 6 lety +5

    About that hand wve, I think Trump recently watched :The Outlaw Josey Wales", because Clint does that same gesture when he says, "My words of life are true, and my words of death are true," and he motions in the air when he tells the Indians that their sign will be on the walls of his house.

  • @w8w8whatnow95
    @w8w8whatnow95 Před 6 lety +21

    Oh for 🦊 sake! WTF is going on????

    • @razzle1964
      @razzle1964 Před 6 lety +2

      W8W8 What now? I know. I despair.

    • @babybree175
      @babybree175 Před 6 lety +4

      W8W8 What now? Well. How about we're in the twilight zone.

    • @ellavarnes2392
      @ellavarnes2392 Před 6 lety +3

      it's the fucking Apocolypse...we might as well duck, cover, and kiss out asses goodbye!

    • @georgecano5356
      @georgecano5356 Před 6 lety +3

      babybree175 Still waiting for the plot twist.

    • @GR46404
      @GR46404 Před 6 lety +1

      Donald Trump was elected President of the United States in November 2016. (He got a minority of the popular vote, but won in the Electoral College, where tiny states that vote Republican, like Montana and North and South Dakota, are over-weighted.) Since then, the Federal government has been in chaos due to his incompetence, ignorance, sloth, nepotism, and childish behavior. Does that answer your question, W8W8 What now?

  • @talkwradio
    @talkwradio Před 6 lety +1

    It’s no coincidence Trump rhymes with Dump

  • @davidsydow2074
    @davidsydow2074 Před 6 lety +1

    If I owned Amazon, I would be tempted to bring a defamation suit against Trump.

  • @rainydaygirl57
    @rainydaygirl57 Před 6 lety +4

    Brilliant idea, Seth!!!! Militarilyilyily (Trumpspeak) Parade @ the U.S./Mexico border.

  • @G0DofRock
    @G0DofRock Před 6 lety +11

    When your phone is possessed by Tommy Wiseau.. Lol Creepy

  • @annegriffith6905
    @annegriffith6905 Před 6 lety +1

    If you sit still and listen closely you will hear a noise. It's the sound of the whole world laughing ( OK, you might also hear hysterical screaming and the word Noooooooooooo) - just thought you ought to know.

  • @nonemongo
    @nonemongo Před 6 lety

    laughing amazon echo sounds like hillary clinton's weird laugh

  • @suvariboy
    @suvariboy Před 6 lety +29

    Trump is an international embarrassment.

  • @MikeBurke
    @MikeBurke Před 6 lety +12

    I think Trump has been looking at maps sideways his entire life... The border between the Koreas is horizontal not vertical

  • @irvstahlnecker1107
    @irvstahlnecker1107 Před 6 lety +1

    Amazon should sue him for their losses.

  • @Ethan-yk3hi
    @Ethan-yk3hi Před 6 lety +1

    Definitely not getting an Alexa now.

  • @TheRealIronMan
    @TheRealIronMan Před 6 lety +6

    The border between NK and SK is horizontal, not vertical, that right there shows you how little Trump understands about foreign affairs.

    • @jokerman1964
      @jokerman1964 Před 6 lety +2

      Tony Stark he confused it with east korea and west korea