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  • čas přidán 13. 12. 2016
  • We're told the two will be dropping a new album together, it's called 'The Deportation of Pablo.'
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  • @octopus3372
    @octopus3372 Před 7 lety +1216

    Trump supporters: liberals are so easily triggered!!
    Trump supporters: (get offended by Starbucks, happy holidays, and now Star Wars)

    • @ZexMaxwell
      @ZexMaxwell Před 7 lety +26

      I place bets on SW being a hit even with the boycott.

    • @JazzyJeffRealTalk
      @JazzyJeffRealTalk Před 7 lety +53

      Jesse Guzman also when comedians insult trump, they get so triggered

    • @cantstumpthetrump3850
      @cantstumpthetrump3850 Před 7 lety +23

      Liberal still crying over Trumps victory. I'm glad you have found your safe zone in this comment section :)

    • @ellisesh1361
      @ellisesh1361 Před 7 lety +36

      CantStumpTheTrump At least, they are not crying over a Starbucks Cup, or "happy holidays" or now a Star war movie as the Trumpers do, hahahaha, it is just too stupid

    • @EricAriel5
      @EricAriel5 Před 7 lety +11

      Don't forget cereal too.

  • @toadjiang7626
    @toadjiang7626 Před 7 lety +972

    Fun fact: Trump's cabinet (combined wealth) is the richest cabinet in US history. Drain the swamp, HAHAHA

    • @toadjiang7626
      @toadjiang7626 Před 7 lety +124

      +Well Drive You sound stupid, bigly!

    • @TheArtkaw
      @TheArtkaw Před 7 lety +73

      Nerch Fritzsche "I'd rather have the corruption be in my face than in the backroom!"
      Really? This is the best defense people can come up with for all these appointees?

    • @stooge88
      @stooge88 Před 7 lety +12

      Animal Mother, who do you genuinely think has caused so much damage to the economy? Domestic and world? Because it sure as hell wasn't the more egalitarian policies that Obama and probably Hilary would have continued with. I know Obama gets blamed for how the GFC went, but there was nothing he could do, other than to introduce the bail out schemes, or to provide heavy sanctions and regulations to the banking industry, which of course would have just taken it's business overseas because their slice of the pie is too large now. America has incredible amounts of wealth tied up in private sectors now, and it's the people, like you, who are providing this. The swamp isn't being drained, it's you, and it's all going to the private sector.

    • @rvantong
      @rvantong Před 7 lety +18

      +Animal Mother That's just redefining the message after the fact. Trump specifically slammed politicians for having ties with big business and wall street. He specifically said he would end the special interest monopoly in DC. Instead, he gave special interests a prominent spot in the white house. Many people voted for him specifically to vote against this kind of stuff. If the hypocrisy is lost on you, then you're being willfully blind to it.

    • @sd501st5
      @sd501st5 Před 7 lety +5

      +Animal Mother
      So wait a minute, weren't free market policies one of the cornerstones of american values? Do you know what's not a sign of a healthy free market economy? Tariffs!

  • @isaiah3787
    @isaiah3787 Před 7 lety +546

    This Thanksgiving, comedians were thankful for 4 years of endless material

    • @shlomohammedibnal-israeli4258
      @shlomohammedibnal-israeli4258 Před 7 lety +1

      Hence all the salt.

    • @isaiah3787
      @isaiah3787 Před 7 lety +5

      Shlomohammed Ibn Al-Israeli Nice comeback. Not gonna lie. Your man is a true clown though. Comedians are gonna have a ratings bananza.

    • @shlomohammedibnal-israeli4258
      @shlomohammedibnal-israeli4258 Před 7 lety +3

      Isaiah G Well that's what they are supposed to do instead of being a bunch of snivelling propagandists shilling 24/7 for the socially destructive progressive agenda like they have been for the last 8 years.
      Regards, from France.

    • @isaiah3787
      @isaiah3787 Před 7 lety +6

      Shlomohammed Ibn Al-Israeli You had me up until "Regards, from France.". Actually you never had me. I just found that last part hilarious. Actually the whole statement was hilarious. Pass some of that salt.

    • @isaiah3787
      @isaiah3787 Před 7 lety

      Shlomohammed Ibn Al-Israeli You had me up until "Regards, from France.". Actually you never had me. I just found that last part hilarious. Actually the whole statement was hilarious. Pass some of that salt.

  • @armashuvitz
    @armashuvitz Před 7 lety +116

    Ok, someone needs to tell that dude that he's the band, not the co-host.

    • @jasonmoody2120
      @jasonmoody2120 Před 7 lety +3

      He talks alot and laughs loudly so people know that they are not using fake laughter for the crowd.

    • @intrsoul
      @intrsoul Před 7 lety +9

      Correct - he's no Andy Richter.

    • @andreatipton6550
      @andreatipton6550 Před 7 lety +1

      +intrsoul that's right he's Jon Baptiste, think Andy Richter's fat fingers could play the piano as well as Jon's? He's the shit, thoroughly

    • @Cybergig00
      @Cybergig00 Před 7 lety +11

      Letterman always chatted off with Paul about topics. Its in the same spirit but your probably too stupid/young to relate to all that.

    • @damo3923
      @damo3923 Před 7 lety +10

      They could at least turn down his mic a few hundred decibels

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows Před 7 lety +473

    Trump supporters are against the new Star Wars film because they think it's titled "Rogue Juan."
    And really, why did the writer have to apologize white supremacists?

    • @DuranmanX
      @DuranmanX Před 7 lety +8

      Didn't the Empire have Boyega as one of the Stormtroopers
      Would be a weird thing for them to have a black man as a Stromtrooper
      Also in the original trilogy, didn't the empire deal with Lando?

    • @usmannasir8647
      @usmannasir8647 Před 7 lety +2

      no he had to apologize to those of us that support the empire for comparing us to that deplorable trash

    • @temporaryrock
      @temporaryrock Před 7 lety +1

      Hah that's what I thought. But actually, he was a stormtrooper for the First Order not the Empire wasn't he?

    • @apoked
      @apoked Před 7 lety +1

      Adrian Duran that's the first order

    • @aj9641
      @aj9641 Před 7 lety

      adrian you dumb stupid fool

  • @faresmankoosh4713
    @faresmankoosh4713 Před 7 lety +431

    Did the Trump supporters just admit that they are white supremacist by being offended of that tweet?

    • @mineMissHellsing
      @mineMissHellsing Před 7 lety +6

      Or pro for having an Emperor in power?

    • @williamatchison5230
      @williamatchison5230 Před 7 lety +17

      Right wing supporters are often in favour of empires, monarchies...etc. Look at the Japanese right wing....the British and Spanish right wing....
      Even the term RIGHT WING is reference to the French Revolutionary era where the right wing was strictly a term referencing the monarchies, aristocrats and religious authorities...
      It has been, and always will be, support for the powerful status quo.

    • @MrGanjaBandits
      @MrGanjaBandits Před 7 lety

      mineMissHellsing how is he an emperor lol

    • @mineMissHellsing
      @mineMissHellsing Před 7 lety +5

      Versace loudpack To be honest I dunno. They just seemed very offended for someone saying shit about the Empire, so...

    • @MrGanjaBandits
      @MrGanjaBandits Před 7 lety +3

      Fares Mankoosh a lot of us are just sick and tired of people throwing "white supremacy" around. Saying Star Wars has anything to do with white supremacy is moronic

  • @linux750
    @linux750 Před 7 lety +117

    Hey Kanye, I'm a let you finish, I gotta ask, Now that you have met President Trump can you tell me if _HE_ cares about black people?

    • @nathanjohnson6188
      @nathanjohnson6188 Před 7 lety +2

      linux750 y woulndt he

    • @TedGoranson69
      @TedGoranson69 Před 7 lety +2

      White liberals understand racism better than actual black people ever could.

    • @jimihendips8226
      @jimihendips8226 Před 7 lety +2

      TedGoranson69 no they couldn't white liberals are racists

    • @hexmaniacgabby5160
      @hexmaniacgabby5160 Před 7 lety +4

      he does

    • @djn48
      @djn48 Před 7 lety +2

      HA! I see what you did there, nice song reference! The answer is that meeting Kayne means that he cares about black people *with money*. If Hurricane Katrina part 2 happens, then we'll see if he likes black people the same amount as GWB...

  • @SeeingFlyingNuns
    @SeeingFlyingNuns Před 7 lety +15

    That "Deportation of Pablo" joke was on point tho 👌👌👌

  • @simon5005
    @simon5005 Před 7 lety +244

    Trump and Kanye??? Probably negotiating a wife swap.

  • @yahmom626
    @yahmom626 Před 7 lety +953

    Upload: 2 minutes ago
    Video length: 12 minutes
    And there's already one dislike

    • @yakojjy
      @yakojjy Před 7 lety +39

      Left over from PizzaGate video.

    • @itsTrueART
      @itsTrueART Před 7 lety +28

      Because who really doesn't see past these lies? Oh shit wait, like 10s of millions of brainwashed Americans. Damn.

    • @LenoahChacko
      @LenoahChacko Před 7 lety +34

      knishes name one lie.

    • @robertanderson7324
      @robertanderson7324 Před 7 lety +25

      knishes whatever you say 😂🖕🏻

    • @rorylawrence
      @rorylawrence Před 7 lety +47

      Name 2 things that were said during this video that were lies. Please. Just because you don't like something doesn't make it untrue.

  • @jaydevannlisamarie4685
    @jaydevannlisamarie4685 Před 7 lety +14

    Hahaha...The two most famous American Narcissists in the room!!...that made my day!

  • @Bob-qq4is
    @Bob-qq4is Před 7 lety +71

    Another trump segment, wow you're very original Colbert you deserve an Emmy!!

    • @praneethramesh4535
      @praneethramesh4535 Před 7 lety +10

      Austin Adams i think he has one

    • @aashup
      @aashup Před 7 lety +22

      Austin Adams He already has two

    • @leygouldgrant8244
      @leygouldgrant8244 Před 7 lety +7

      he have 2...
      Trump would probably be super jealous because we all know how much wanted and still wants an emmy

    • @azamat3717
      @azamat3717 Před 7 lety +5

      Austin Adams I bilieve he has multiple already.

    • @marcusstar9995
      @marcusstar9995 Před 7 lety +6

      Austin Adams, he already won Emmy's you know who never won one that's idiot elect trump and he's so butthurt about it.

  • @jomiga1999
    @jomiga1999 Před 7 lety +654

    Kanye West: Secretary of Education

    • @curtistindall3497
      @curtistindall3497 Před 7 lety +13

      JMG_99 well he is a genius

    • @GamingPenis
      @GamingPenis Před 7 lety

      +Curtis Tindall well if you believe that you aren't one

    • @TheBlackLarryBird
      @TheBlackLarryBird Před 7 lety +5

      JMG_99 "They got the dropout keepin kids in the school"

    • @usmannasir8647
      @usmannasir8647 Před 7 lety +16

      he's making a sarcastic reference to Kanye's claim to being a genius, heck there was an entire South Park episode regarding that

    • @toadjiang7626
      @toadjiang7626 Před 7 lety +19

      Secretary of Mental Health is more fit for Kanye

  • @mosshark
    @mosshark Před 7 lety +134

    Trump: I have the best ideas.
    Kanye: I am the best ideas

  • @MrGrowslikeatree
    @MrGrowslikeatree Před 7 lety +69

    I can't believe we're still having conversations about "believing" in climate change.

    • @luminatron
      @luminatron Před 4 lety +4

      "Science is a social construct."
      - Trump, probably

    • @Chris-ex5ed
      @Chris-ex5ed Před 4 lety +2

      > Only one party suppresses the vote, withholds Supreme Court nominations, and sends our tax payer money to millionaires
      It's worse than that: much worse.
      There's a hell of a difference between the parties.
      All 3 times the Republicans had complete control of government in the last 100 years, Senate, Congress and President, for over 4 years, it has resulted in the greatest financial collapses in the last 100 years.
      Don't think so?
      1. **The Panic of 1907**…… [Markets fell over 43% before bottoming out](en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panic_of_1907)).....Complete GOP control from 1901 to 1913
      2. **The Great Depression, 1929**..... fueled by the unsustainable laissez-faire (unregulated) polices of the roaring 20’s......Complete GOP control from 1921 to 1933
      3. **The Financial crisis of 2007-2008**....Complete GOP control from 2001 to 2007
      [Check it out here if you don't believe it (Wikipedia divisions of US government).](en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Party_divisions_of_United_States_Congresses)
      While you're checking Wikipedia, notice what happened between 1933 and 1995 when the Democrats had complete control of the Congress and the Senate for all but 2 years.....What happened?
      America created **the largest most prosperous middle Class the world had every seen**...inequality was at an all time low and wages were at an all time high.
      It wasn't until 1995 When the Gingrich Republicans took over congress for the first time in over 60 years (with his contract ~~with~~ On America) that inequality started to skyrocket and the American standard of living began to sink.
      Vote blue no matter who..in *every* election.

    • @FBI-dd7fk
      @FBI-dd7fk Před 4 lety +1

      I hope your saying that because you know it’s real

    • @ThisIsMeArnold
      @ThisIsMeArnold Před 3 lety

      @@FBI-dd7fk It isn't real.

  • @AdmiralAnderson
    @AdmiralAnderson Před 7 lety +197

    Have some faith people! Trump is here to make Russia... wait, I meant America great again;)

    • @AdmiralAnderson
      @AdmiralAnderson Před 7 lety +7

      You did good son. I'm proud of you o7

    • @FarewellRocketShip1
      @FarewellRocketShip1 Před 7 lety +1

      Mick Russom deny it all you want but reputable sources are all in agreement. CIA isn't a fake source

    • @Asoka-great
      @Asoka-great Před 7 lety

      CIA is bad...Russia is Great O.K.

    • @spectrestatus778
      @spectrestatus778 Před 7 lety

      Mick Russom I'm glad you know more than the CIA. Who are your intelligence sources?

    • @TedGoranson69
      @TedGoranson69 Před 7 lety

      The CIA literally lie for a living. That's their job. Why should we believe professional liars who've given us zero evidence?

  • @brownkemosabe
    @brownkemosabe Před 7 lety +33

    The narcissism was so high in that meeting, one didn't speak to the other without a mirror

  • @nexusyang4832
    @nexusyang4832 Před 7 lety +1021

    This is literally turning into a real life Idiocracy.

  • @jonatanguitar
    @jonatanguitar Před 7 lety +20

    4:39 "jack of diamonds" I would be lying if I said I didn't smile at that one!

  • @saucejohnson9862
    @saucejohnson9862 Před 7 lety +71

    Colbert, the guy who says whatever the DNC tells him to say.

    • @cassiedevereaux-smith3890
      @cassiedevereaux-smith3890 Před 7 lety +27

      And the conspiracy theories, they just keep rollin' along......

    • @coryhamel2512
      @coryhamel2512 Před 7 lety +11

      No, no, I'm sure they'll provide the evidence for their statement. After all, they wouldn't just make up bullshit to support their views. Wait for it... wait for it...

    • @antonkhuu
      @antonkhuu Před 7 lety +10

      +Xor rd .. you might need a safe space .

    • @saucejohnson9862
      @saucejohnson9862 Před 7 lety +1

      Cory Hamel Wait for it... pbs.twimg.com/media/CzCHOdcXcAEhy-v.jpg EVIDENCE! Something that you Liberal retards have yet to show for Russia hacking the election. I don't need a safe space, I just like to invade your guys'.

    • @BBukeeB
      @BBukeeB Před 7 lety +3

      Xor rd, the guy who says whatever 4chan tells him to say

  • @cookiehustle
    @cookiehustle Před 7 lety +81

    The deportation of Pablo I'm done

  • @rvantong
    @rvantong Před 7 lety +257

    Trump: Ain't got no time for no intelligence briefings. Got me a meeting with Kanye!

    • @retired5249
      @retired5249 Před 7 lety +9

      Kanye...now that is a idiot that needs a straight jacket.

    • @silverkyre
      @silverkyre Před 7 lety +6

      Trump doesn't need briefings he's, like, a smart person.

    • @matthewdurkin9543
      @matthewdurkin9543 Před 7 lety +5

      Retired_CSM_USARMY Yeezy is a god. Don't blaspheme

    • @stevenvanhulle7242
      @stevenvanhulle7242 Před 7 lety +2

      @Amelle Kyre - Everybody knows he has the best words!

    • @espben360
      @espben360 Před 7 lety

      Retired_CSM_USARMY after all, he's got to put him in some kind of position, since he is running for president in 2020!!!!

  • @ahmarsaeed6085
    @ahmarsaeed6085 Před 7 lety +25

    A Stanford educated nuclear physicist is gonna be replaced by that?

    • @gabrieleriva651
      @gabrieleriva651 Před 7 lety

      He should had picked someone from Trump University.

  • @erint7724
    @erint7724 Před 7 lety +54

    You know it's bad when we're like "I wish we had Mitt Romney"

    • @peteywheatstraw4884
      @peteywheatstraw4884 Před 7 lety

      Speak for yourself.

    • @tyrannicalbigtech5842
      @tyrannicalbigtech5842 Před 7 lety +2

      You know things are bad when 1 in 10 democrats voted Trump because there candidate smelt so bad. First time in history more dems crossed over to vote GOP then the other way around and it was for Donald j fucking Trump! Hahahaha what a loser Hillary is

    • @luminatron
      @luminatron Před 4 lety +1

      2016 was an absolute shitshow. Bernie coulda gotten it. Why'd he back out?? Also the electoral system and the two-party system are still both dumpster fire as usual and just leads to tribalism and confusion respectively.

  • @Jivetalkin13
    @Jivetalkin13 Před 7 lety +123

    Let us all come together and enjoy Rogue One, please.

    • @williamatchison5230
      @williamatchison5230 Před 7 lety +11

      Star Wars brings people together.....except the religious people that think it premotes witchcraft....and I guess the racists who don't like the Black guy being a protagonist....and the anti-feminists who don't like the white girl being the main character....or the Star Trek fans that think it's over rated....oh damn....I guess not even Star Wars is safe.

    • @Quifuh
      @Quifuh Před 7 lety +4

      Why not the racists who don't like the main character being white? Why not the feminists who don't like the white girl not being a fat walrus? Huh? Why not?

  • @rvantong
    @rvantong Před 7 lety +83

    I'm not saying Kanye's a golddigger. Be he ain't messin' with no broke ..umm... never mind.

  • @AqierDesigns
    @AqierDesigns Před 7 lety +89

    batistas reactions are gettig sooo annoying

    • @bmoney2011
      @bmoney2011 Před 7 lety +10

      The Animal Batista?
      Oh...you meant John Batiste.

    • @jamesroby1948
      @jamesroby1948 Před 7 lety +1

      why?

    • @docilecrocodile6362
      @docilecrocodile6362 Před 7 lety +3

      like what is his point ? just to play the piano randomly ?

    • @carrotsporks
      @carrotsporks Před 7 lety +3

      Yeah I gotta say he's gotten a bit annoying. A few reactions here and there are good, but he interjects himself a bit too much during the monologues. Gotta say though, his music is divine, and I don't even usually like jazz.

    • @mr.phillips
      @mr.phillips Před 7 lety +5

      If he's going to react after every, single, joke, then they could at least give him some material so America doesn't have to watch him try to be funny on his own.

  • @jsmn5059
    @jsmn5059 Před 7 lety +52

    Stephen Colbert does the best monologues.

    • @peteywheatstraw4884
      @peteywheatstraw4884 Před 7 lety +1

      Boring.

    • @luminatron
      @luminatron Před 4 lety

      I'm torn between him and Trevor Noah.

    • @Chris-ex5ed
      @Chris-ex5ed Před 4 lety +1

      @Domagoj Čović if you look into what dumpy the clown does it is impossible to not be biased unless your a racist piece of garbage aka nazi wannabes.

    • @Chris-ex5ed
      @Chris-ex5ed Před 4 lety

      > Only one party suppresses the vote, withholds Supreme Court nominations, and sends our tax payer money to millionaires
      It's worse than that: much worse.
      There's a hell of a difference between the parties.
      All 3 times the Republicans had complete control of government in the last 100 years, Senate, Congress and President, for over 4 years, it has resulted in the greatest financial collapses in the last 100 years.
      Don't think so?
      1. **The Panic of 1907**…… [Markets fell over 43% before bottoming out](en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panic_of_1907)).....Complete GOP control from 1901 to 1913
      2. **The Great Depression, 1929**..... fueled by the unsustainable laissez-faire (unregulated) polices of the roaring 20’s......Complete GOP control from 1921 to 1933
      3. **The Financial crisis of 2007-2008**....Complete GOP control from 2001 to 2007
      [Check it out here if you don't believe it (Wikipedia divisions of US government).](en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Party_divisions_of_United_States_Congresses)
      While you're checking Wikipedia, notice what happened between 1933 and 1995 when the Democrats had complete control of the Congress and the Senate for all but 2 years.....What happened?
      America created **the largest most prosperous middle Class the world had every seen**...inequality was at an all time low and wages were at an all time high.
      It wasn't until 1995 When the Gingrich Republicans took over congress for the first time in over 60 years (with his contract ~~with~~ On America) that inequality started to skyrocket and the American standard of living began to sink.
      Vote blue no matter who..in *every* election.

  • @dicedavis84
    @dicedavis84 Před 7 lety +40

    this colbert guy is pure comedy

  • @GambianBankai
    @GambianBankai Před 7 lety +179

    I miss the old Kanye

    • @joeldahlen4138
      @joeldahlen4138 Před 7 lety +11

      Chop up the soul Kanye

    • @xCaptxCrunchx
      @xCaptxCrunchx Před 7 lety +5

      I miss the " Kanye ft. Talib Kwali" Kanye. The "Kanye ft. Common" Kanye..

    • @skepticalpickle5258
      @skepticalpickle5258 Před 7 lety +5

      Modou Bajaha I say hell no Kanye.

    • @outlasted4148
      @outlasted4148 Před 7 lety +2

      Dumbass liberals who hate Kanye only because of his support of Trump smh

    • @swankfiber5278
      @swankfiber5278 Před 7 lety +1

      +Outlasted plz haven't you been paying attention to any news in the last 6 years there are plenty of reasons to Hate Kanye

  • @MrOneeyedpete
    @MrOneeyedpete Před 7 lety +48

    The movie "Idiocracy" is starting to look like a premonition. America you need help.

    • @peteywheatstraw4884
      @peteywheatstraw4884 Před 7 lety +1

      The world needs help. At this point, central bankers have most nations by the balls.

    • @danielbrown1724
      @danielbrown1724 Před 5 lety +1

      I thought I had a hair on my phone.....turns out it was just your profile pic, lol.
      Then again, I'm sure that was purposeful.

    • @danielbrown1724
      @danielbrown1724 Před 5 lety +1

      @@peteywheatstraw4884 Central privatized Banks have always had nations by the balls, especially America.
      When Woodrow Wilson sold this country out to a small group of dominant Zionist bankers back in 1912, the Fed was born and ever since then, this country's financial system has never been free.
      Why do you think "they're" more than happy to bail out these major corporations during these so-called "Recessions"?!! It's because ever since America's financial system became privatized, this nation has become a nation reliant on a system of credit.
      "Sure, we'll bail you out" they said....."no mutha fkn problem" they said......"oh, and btw.....the almighty dollar has nothing backing it whatsoever.....we just mint money anytime we want"
      ".....so how about that bailout?!"

    • @Chris-ex5ed
      @Chris-ex5ed Před 4 lety

      > Only one party suppresses the vote, withholds Supreme Court nominations, and sends our tax payer money to millionaires
      It's worse than that: much worse.
      There's a hell of a difference between the parties.
      All 3 times the Republicans had complete control of government in the last 100 years, Senate, Congress and President, for over 4 years, it has resulted in the greatest financial collapses in the last 100 years.
      Don't think so?
      1. **The Panic of 1907**…… [Markets fell over 43% before bottoming out](en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panic_of_1907)).....Complete GOP control from 1901 to 1913
      2. **The Great Depression, 1929**..... fueled by the unsustainable laissez-faire (unregulated) polices of the roaring 20’s......Complete GOP control from 1921 to 1933
      3. **The Financial crisis of 2007-2008**....Complete GOP control from 2001 to 2007
      [Check it out here if you don't believe it (Wikipedia divisions of US government).](en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Party_divisions_of_United_States_Congresses)
      While you're checking Wikipedia, notice what happened between 1933 and 1995 when the Democrats had complete control of the Congress and the Senate for all but 2 years.....What happened?
      America created **the largest most prosperous middle Class the world had every seen**...inequality was at an all time low and wages were at an all time high.
      It wasn't until 1995 When the Gingrich Republicans took over congress for the first time in over 60 years (with his contract ~~with~~ On America) that inequality started to skyrocket and the American standard of living began to sink.
      Vote blue no matter who..in *every* election.

  • @tomthumb3897
    @tomthumb3897 Před 7 lety +23

    how long until Colbert gets cancelled? Back when I was a young dumb liberal teen I used to love the Colbert Report. He really should just go back to that. He's guaranteed a huge audience no matter what. I honestly expected him to be much better at late night, but when he's not in character he's just boring.

    • @jmack619
      @jmack619 Před 7 lety +6

      really dumbed down his audience. he should pull a jon stewart and fuck off already.

    • @bodaciousbruin3003
      @bodaciousbruin3003 Před 7 lety +2

      tom thumb Bill Maher is still much better.

    • @trime-time
      @trime-time Před 7 lety +2

      tom thumb I've said the same thing from the moment he moved to CBS! when playing a conservative douche at least he was funny, now he just sounds like a rich whiney bitch.

    • @5easy
      @5easy Před 7 lety +1

      MSW From Luskin except when he had the scam artist on who claimed to cure cancer and shit

    • @deanchampion6777
      @deanchampion6777 Před 7 lety +6

      Oh, you were young and dumb... and now you're older and dumber?
      Capitalize the first letter of EVERY sentence, especially the FIRST sentence.

  • @everwhat013
    @everwhat013 Před 7 lety +27

    he doesn't have time to attend security briefings, but he has time to placate kim kardashian's husband?

  • @joujou264
    @joujou264 Před 7 lety +29

    Ok, I'm now convinced that I've died and ended up in hell.

    • @retired5249
      @retired5249 Před 7 lety

      I been to 5 combat zones and seen thousands suffer, starve, and die (mostly old people and children). God watched it all and did nothing to help. My friend this fucked up world you live in....is hell.

    • @joujou264
      @joujou264 Před 7 lety +2

      Retired_CSM_USARMY If your username is anything to go by, at least you won't get thrown into the inevitable meat grinder. My grandparents spent their youth in a gulag, and my father was born there too, I'm beginning to think I'll end up in one too...

    • @caru3257
      @caru3257 Před 7 lety +2

      Retired_CSM_USARMY. hooah

  • @Danneleet
    @Danneleet Před 7 lety +12

    I think we can all agree that this guy is too good at doing monologs

  • @ChauncetonBird
    @ChauncetonBird Před 7 lety +8

    "Jack of Diamonds" bout killed me.

  • @manospondylus4896
    @manospondylus4896 Před 7 lety +250

    So Trump supporters got mad at a movie portraying nazis as the bad guys. Tells a lot about them.

    • @bensjammin9
      @bensjammin9 Před 7 lety +5

      Disappointed Turtle exactly... very telling haha

    • @BiHPacker
      @BiHPacker Před 7 lety +3

      Wait what? No we're not lmao

    • @manospondylus4896
      @manospondylus4896 Před 7 lety +3

      Samantha Gardner fuck off, will ye?

    • @manospondylus4896
      @manospondylus4896 Před 7 lety +16

      Luxray Volt 989 he didn't say white people, he said white supremacists, which are basically nazis.

    • @jamesroby1948
      @jamesroby1948 Před 7 lety +3

      in Doctor Who, the daleks were based on the nazis

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 7 lety +9

    *THAT'S* why the Reps had so much of a problem with the Trans Bathroom issue.. Mitch was standing outside the door all the time shouting "It's a TRAP!"

  • @hariomtatsat1
    @hariomtatsat1 Před 7 lety +43

    I really thought that was a joke.. I can't believe Trump meets with Kanye West

    • @BellaWorldAni
      @BellaWorldAni Před 7 lety +2

      They both know what it's like to be seriously mentally ill; makes sense. And I'm not kidding either. Kanye has been having what looks like psychotic episodes for a while now....& no need to even discuss The Cheeto. :/ It's obvious he's a loon.

    • @matthewdurkin9543
      @matthewdurkin9543 Před 7 lety +4

      Ani Bell Don't diss Ye like that. Kanye is going through some issues, but the worst thing he ever did was interrupt Taylor Swift 8 years ago. Trump is infinitely worse than him.

    • @vladolfhutin6678
      @vladolfhutin6678 Před 7 lety +2

      Yency Arias I can't believe Obama and Michelle meet with Beyoncé and rappers that "rap and sing" about defining women. But hey no one seems to care about that.

    • @mcdaniels6188
      @mcdaniels6188 Před 7 lety

      Ani Bell......the cheeto.......nice

    • @JojoCrazyCat
      @JojoCrazyCat Před 7 lety

      Yep.

  • @djb2752
    @djb2752 Před 7 lety +6

    WARNING: Don't watch this while eating cereal.

  • @gulugul78
    @gulugul78 Před 7 lety +48

    One of them is a complete nut case and the other is orange.

    • @emyf9197
      @emyf9197 Před 7 lety +4

      Lawrence Parkes at last orange os the new black 😅

    • @shervellebergholz
      @shervellebergholz Před 7 lety

      missStockholm That's a good one!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    • @easkateman
      @easkateman Před 7 lety

      *can't forget about the election after it ended*
      *I member*

    • @emyf9197
      @emyf9197 Před 7 lety

      Shervelle Bergholz lmao I know😂 just the perfect pair for that title

    • @crispybacon4240
      @crispybacon4240 Před 7 lety

      +Missy Carter Go fuck yourself, no one is falling for your scams.

  • @cheekypasta55
    @cheekypasta55 Před 7 lety +38

    Damn Im really missing Last Week Tonight with Jon Oliver. And I dont really like Seth Meyers or that other late show. Stephen Colbert, Trevor Noah, and Jon Oliver are the only guys I like for these shows. COME BACK SOONER.

    • @vaninsha
      @vaninsha Před 7 lety +15

      Jansen Ravioli actually seth meyers has stepped up his game. check out his "closer look" play list. I think u will enjoy it

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp Před 7 lety +3

      +vaninsha Agreed. It's a little different but they are funny, last episode especially. Might want to check Samantha Bee's Full Frontal as well, also entertaining enough IMO.

    • @cheekypasta55
      @cheekypasta55 Před 7 lety +2

      vaninsha Ever since Last WEek Tonight ended, Ive actually been watching his "Closer Look" a little. Its not bad, I just dont really like his presentation style. Idk what it is about him.
      It took me awhile to get used to Trevor after Jon Steward left and now I love him but I cant seem to enjoy Seth Meyers.

  • @xxryanmichael32xx
    @xxryanmichael32xx Před 7 lety +8

    "jack of diamonds" omg i'm dead

  • @TheRoshan89
    @TheRoshan89 Před 7 lety +2

    lol anybody else see Cory gambles face when kanye gives trump a bro hug? "is this really happening??"

  • @iWinGamer
    @iWinGamer Před 7 lety +33

    The black dude in the background needs to go. Very obnoxious.

    • @BubbleTech223
      @BubbleTech223 Před 7 lety +21

      Jake Smith you should go, very obnoxious

    • @muggedinmadrid
      @muggedinmadrid Před 7 lety +10

      so agree. the late show and stephen are so perfect. jon is a great musician but an irritating and useless and sidekick. colbert doesn't need any support. he kills every time. having a bad side kick is grossly redundant. i feel sorry for jon a bit though - he's a nice guy and doing his best , but most people find him annoying and say as miuch on social media.

    • @sonicboy678
      @sonicboy678 Před 7 lety +1

      "Shut up and play, you're the piano man!"

    • @oskii1197
      @oskii1197 Před 7 lety +1

      Check the vid on my channel

    • @matthewdurkin9543
      @matthewdurkin9543 Před 7 lety

      Jake Smith I think they'd do well with adding a real 'sidekick' and relegating Baptists to band leader. Think about Jimmy Fallon's show. They have Higgins on the side for his back and forth with Fallon, but they still bring out Questlove every now and then for some skits.

  • @saberline152
    @saberline152 Před 7 lety +22

    anyone else think we're gonna have another great depression in 3 years ?

    • @gitvin
      @gitvin Před 7 lety +22

      3 years?! Almost 3 million people have had a great depression since 11/9/16.

    • @aapesos
      @aapesos Před 7 lety +2

      i am depressed already!

  • @MySpace662
    @MySpace662 Před 7 lety +10

    Kanye met with President elect to discuss what the Kardashian's can do for the new cabinet.

  • @BuddyCoopers
    @BuddyCoopers Před 7 lety +10

    I absolutely approve of Steven Colbert and his awesome show with the best band around.

  • @jobri5688
    @jobri5688 Před 7 lety +6

    Buckle up America... shit is gonna get crazy.

  • @colaboytje
    @colaboytje Před 7 lety +8

    The conflicts of interests are just piling up.

  • @bluntedcorleone3628
    @bluntedcorleone3628 Před 7 lety +2

    Ok. I usually don't mind Baptiste interjecting here and there. But he sounds like a drunk heckler in this opening.

  • @WhoFramedMSG
    @WhoFramedMSG Před 7 lety +5

    that inventing global warming bit was real good

  • @tahmidahmed2208
    @tahmidahmed2208 Před 7 lety +9

    The deportation of Pablo 😂

  • @CountryMusicMann
    @CountryMusicMann Před 6 lety +2

    I really wish Robin Williams was still alive. The comedy opportunities of a Trump presidency would make him another fortune!

  • @CorpseBride64
    @CorpseBride64 Před 7 lety +2

    "In a reduction of his dignity," lmao!!

  • @Sarah-hr4dz
    @Sarah-hr4dz Před 7 lety +2

    I like when Stephen makes jokes about Trumph, he is more honest than what Trumph said he would be.

  • @xCaptxCrunchx
    @xCaptxCrunchx Před 7 lety +4

    I miss the old Kanye, The " I got the perfect song for the kids to sing" Kanye. The " Drug dealing just to get by, stack your money till it gets sky high" Kanye.

  • @ResidentTarantino
    @ResidentTarantino Před 7 lety +8

    Trump's cabinet keeps getting more and more white as he become more and more orange

  • @jaihind2816
    @jaihind2816 Před 7 lety +3

    oh man, that dumb mother was a great line, great joke.

  • @Elzilcho87
    @Elzilcho87 Před 7 lety +4

    This Bizarro world we're living in has to stop RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!

  • @syedahmedjilanee6041
    @syedahmedjilanee6041 Před 7 lety +12

    so Trump ate frog legs
    the f*** I thought he was going to drain the swamp 😅😅

    • @andybee1381
      @andybee1381 Před 7 lety +12

      He will drain the swamp, and then eat it.

    • @rustzio
      @rustzio Před rokem

      @@andybee1381 num num

  • @TheZchristina97
    @TheZchristina97 Před 7 lety +12

    Welcome back Stephen

  • @udornyc
    @udornyc Před 7 lety +1

    "'The Who is Who' of WHY? WHATT?"... I am stealing this line and will liberally apply it!!! :D :D :D

  • @SungKen12
    @SungKen12 Před 7 lety +2

    He just cited an Infowars article to prove his point... Are you kidding me?

  • @delibertatem4922
    @delibertatem4922 Před 7 lety +4

    The last diamond sketch is actually pretty funny.

  • @JazzyJeffRealTalk
    @JazzyJeffRealTalk Před 7 lety +6

    Trump & Kanye album title: Narcissistic Gods

    • @matthewdurkin9543
      @matthewdurkin9543 Před 7 lety +2

      Jeff Pride Kanye is not nearly as bad as Trump. Kanye has an ego, but the worst thing he ever did was interrupt Taylor Swift 8 years ago.

  • @user-pq4nx2zn7x
    @user-pq4nx2zn7x Před 7 lety +6

    I'm supposed to be playing Game of War but this one player keeps kicking my ass.

  • @lordtoffington3664
    @lordtoffington3664 Před 7 lety +3

    Love the jack of diamonds guy.

  • @nonunekonsequence7641
    @nonunekonsequence7641 Před 7 lety +6

    Just shut up and let me enjoy Star Wars.

  • @RealHealthyMinute
    @RealHealthyMinute Před 7 lety +6

    Wait, crazy Trump supporters are boycotting the new Star Wars movie?!
    YES!! A better movie experience for me!!
    Looks like 2016 is going to end on a positive note for me!

  • @gelineavenir5905
    @gelineavenir5905 Před 7 lety +2

    Hahaha!!! It's getting funnier every day !!!

  • @TechnologicallyTechnical
    @TechnologicallyTechnical Před 7 lety +7

    Wait, why did Trump meet with Kanye?
    The fact that Kanye was talking about running for president for the 2020 election DEEPLY CONCERNS ME NOW!

    • @matthewdurkin9543
      @matthewdurkin9543 Před 7 lety

      Hydraulic Particle Kanye would be a better president. Kanye has made MBDTF; all Trump did was build some buildings.

    • @TechnologicallyTechnical
      @TechnologicallyTechnical Před 7 lety +2

      Matthew Durkin ... Oh no. Oh no. Who becomes president no longer depends on who has more political/leadership experience. It now depends on the music and towers developed by those running.
      JUDGMENT DAY IS AMONG US!
      ABANDON PLANET!

    • @tealglitter2097
      @tealglitter2097 Před 7 lety

      Matthew Durkin which makes it out of the question for him to be president.

  • @rickenbacker40011
    @rickenbacker40011 Před 7 lety +3

    How is there no accountability in politics when picking running mates, whoever goes into office can pick people this inexperienced

    • @NewUnit13
      @NewUnit13 Před 7 lety +2

      A lot of the positions _do_ require Senate confirmation. Along with that, the candidates must pass FBI, IRS and ethics committee investigations. And the real icing on cake, they have to submit financial disclosure forms XD So the President never reveals _his_ taxes, but all his appointments have to by law. Pretty much it's every major position he picks (save chief of staff... that's pretty much _his_ assistant so no confirmation)
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_positions_filled_by_presidential_appointment_with_Senate_confirmation

    • @gunandbomb4637
      @gunandbomb4637 Před 7 lety

      Unfortunately, the senate is largely republican so trump can pick whoever he wants

  • @RobbyGAMEZ
    @RobbyGAMEZ Před 7 lety +3

    Wow, Mitt sounds a hell of a lot like Reagan doesn't he? (his voice)

  • @ahlaamonline9377
    @ahlaamonline9377 Před 3 lety

    LOL."" Dumb mother......"" I'm dying with laughter. Colbert is savage.

  • @thisishappening1732
    @thisishappening1732 Před 7 lety +1

    That deportation of Pablo joke is a classic.

    • @alidadj
      @alidadj Před 7 lety

      that's the one bit i didn't get
      explain ?

    • @thisishappening1732
      @thisishappening1732 Před 7 lety

      Alidad Jalali ah not a big deal, Kanye's last album was called the life of Pablo

  • @sovietmuffin501
    @sovietmuffin501 Před 3 lety +3

    Well this aged well

  • @AUMister187
    @AUMister187 Před 7 lety +10

    I love how Jay Z and Beyoncé were behind Barrack during many of his speeches but hey that's alllll gooooood!!!

  • @lolobrezzy24
    @lolobrezzy24 Před 7 lety +1

    Colbert after the election: We can finally stop talking about politics
    Colbert Today: Let's talk about politics

  • @lavoisierhobbes1607
    @lavoisierhobbes1607 Před 7 lety +2

    This channel might as well be named "Stephen's Trump-Related Monologue Snippets"

  • @matthewburkhart4907
    @matthewburkhart4907 Před 7 lety +13

    steve common man is every episode on trump now? at first it was funny but now its just played out.

    • @antonkhuu
      @antonkhuu Před 7 lety +6

      +Member berries .. you might need a safe space .

    • @thegoldensuit4771
      @thegoldensuit4771 Před 7 lety

      +Anton Khuu
      I agree that Trump jokes are kinda overplayed currently, but only because he hasn't had another major scandal recently so all the jokes feel very similar.

    • @Josho4096
      @Josho4096 Před 7 lety +2

      Member berries it's important for the media to put the spotlight on all these heinous acts that Trump is doing. he is filling his cabinet with Russian/Communist-friendly goons who are Ceos and "swamp" people. Otherwise America would be ignorant as it is naturally.

    • @silver3981
      @silver3981 Před 7 lety

      How do you think we sensible people feel? We have to deal with Trump for 4 years.

    • @TedGoranson69
      @TedGoranson69 Před 7 lety

      Oh nooooooo. We're not going to war with Russia. That sucks.

  • @merlincnrad5385
    @merlincnrad5385 Před 7 lety +7

    come to europe... free health care

  • @saultube44
    @saultube44 Před 7 lety +2

    Guys like him makes me want to be American to watch the full show, greetings from Bolivia

    • @BornFlunky
      @BornFlunky Před 7 lety

      He basically uploads each night's full show to CZcams. To my knowledge, he uploads every segment.

    • @saultube44
      @saultube44 Před 7 lety

      I'll check them out, thanks

  • @wp2746
    @wp2746 Před 6 lety +2

    Formal black sweatsuit with a golden necklace tie ofc.

  • @ketjuariittaa
    @ketjuariittaa Před 7 lety +3

    I'm from Europe and we are used to watch american shows and movies. This last year have been like tv movie script but live. Hope that they will write happy end to it.

    • @kinganthropos8793
      @kinganthropos8793 Před 7 lety

      Bicycle sunday yep. We've just had the part where the protagonist made a mistake and it all goes wrong.

  • @TheJasperlife
    @TheJasperlife Před 7 lety +3

    Drumpf is looking for a performer for his inauguration, and nobody wants to play, even for money... bet you that was the meeting. You can see the enthusiasm on Kanye's face... ba ha ha.

    • @TheJasperlife
      @TheJasperlife Před 7 lety +2

      Being a positional tweezot sure looks good on you delta ass invader.
      Oh and I wasn't correcting any record, as there isn't one. I was speculating based on available information. www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-38298215
      You guys are the ones that take facts and twist them and 'correct the record'.

  • @apeanutbutterwolf6529
    @apeanutbutterwolf6529 Před 7 lety

    " They had frog legs in a reduction of Romney's dignity" lol!!!

  • @nahor88
    @nahor88 Před 7 lety

    Jewelry commercials are the worst thing... every time one pops up on the radio I change stations... only to come across another Jewelry commercial.

  • @josearturogarza5114
    @josearturogarza5114 Před 7 lety +3

    It's the Yeezy and Yugey Show.

  • @SuperBram77
    @SuperBram77 Před 7 lety +3

    Which one is smarter? Trump or Kanye? Remember, it's a trick question folks

  • @alfiemcspitfire5323
    @alfiemcspitfire5323 Před 7 lety +1

    If you get your news from mainstream media comedians how can you expect to be taken seriously?

  • @theanti-christ2842
    @theanti-christ2842 Před 7 lety +2

    Who else saw that "Get Hard" meme about trump and Kanye

  • @nahasch0
    @nahasch0 Před 7 lety +3

    I baffles me how important are diamonds for people. Do you know they are obtain through slavery? Also, do you know they are highly overpriced for dumb people to believe they are precious?

  • @christinastork8258
    @christinastork8258 Před 7 lety +5

    While Stephen makes all this Trump shit funny, I'm still sad/terrified as all this shit is real/actually happening...

  • @shamisobanda6732
    @shamisobanda6732 Před 7 lety +2

    "Jack of diamonds" LMAOOOO

  • @MrSurfingdreamer
    @MrSurfingdreamer Před 7 lety

    "Did one of the stormtroopers try to grab someone by the wookiee?" HAHA!

  • @chillyourself5208
    @chillyourself5208 Před 7 lety +9

    Make Russia Great Again

  • @Crystal14351
    @Crystal14351 Před 7 lety +3

    *sigh* the only good thing about electing Trump is that we get to laugh at him for the next 4 years. But that's only assuming Russia hasn't taken over and implemented government controlled media by then.

  • @Xhanthan
    @Xhanthan Před 7 lety

    "And two mor diamonds to let you forget were diamonds come from" - love it!^^

  • @kristianbrandt3012
    @kristianbrandt3012 Před 7 lety +1

    Honestly I really wouldn't be at all surprised if Trump and Kanye became mates, they're so alike. Donald Trump is the Kanye of politics.