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  • @fappuccinodecaf9344
    @fappuccinodecaf9344 Před 3 lety +4399

    little girl: Get away from me
    Cameraman: *C O N T E N T*

  • @manalacethan3850
    @manalacethan3850 Před 3 lety +3117

    Girl: get away from me
    Cameraman: you think you can outrun television

    • @masqueradingmadam
      @masqueradingmadam Před 3 lety +96

      All these cameramen are the ones that got turned away from filming "The Flash"

    • @qc_166
      @qc_166 Před 3 lety +75

      I was dying when they started chasing her 💀

    • @ttvboeahsw8033
      @ttvboeahsw8033 Před 3 lety +11

      @@masqueradingmadam Imao

    • @jasonfrankie514
      @jasonfrankie514 Před 3 lety +6

      m.czcams.com/video/Xr70C1M9u8I/video.html

    • @hoodieninja1646
      @hoodieninja1646 Před 3 lety +7

      Lol 😂😂😂😂

  • @elliesvlogs8659
    @elliesvlogs8659 Před rokem +1063

    My heart literally broke for the second child. She was locked in a room as a literal BABY for what reason? coz she she didn’t do anything

    • @tommybakes5972
      @tommybakes5972 Před rokem +39

      For being a 3 year old

    • @JollyOldSoul2398
      @JollyOldSoul2398 Před rokem +29

      Looks like pageants take all the fun out of being a child JUST SO THE PARENTS CAN GET A FEW DOLLARS IF THE CHILD WINS

    • @redroseproductions4688
      @redroseproductions4688 Před rokem +40

      The mouth covering, the locking a three year old alone in a room for 0 reason. That's abuse. I really hope the child is doing OK but that mother.... Some people do not deserve kids.

    • @uFreakMeowt
      @uFreakMeowt Před 6 měsíci +10

      That girl is going to grow up hating her mom, if she hasn't already. And she definitely has abandonment problems. hope she is okay too.

    • @taylorm1997
      @taylorm1997 Před 4 měsíci

      That’s a preschool aged kid not a baby

  • @Jayleeh4848
    @Jayleeh4848 Před 10 měsíci +297

    Imagine being under the age of 10, actually any age, and being locked in a room with a random person who is recording you as a punishment with no clue what you’ve done wrong

    • @davidweddup3413
      @davidweddup3413 Před 5 měsíci +15

      that is sad and scary dont get that there mums lete it happen xxxxx

    • @ellasummers9671
      @ellasummers9671 Před 2 měsíci +5

      oh shit. I didn't even think of the camera person. You are right.

    • @LD-hs9iv
      @LD-hs9iv Před 2 měsíci +4

      I imagine that child was also taught the whole "stranger danger" thing so this makes it even more scary for the child

  • @ellaxx6879
    @ellaxx6879 Před 4 lety +4051

    Little 4 year old : breathes
    Mum and dance teacher : your in time out 😂😂😭

    • @mikeywayism
      @mikeywayism Před 4 lety +26

      Ella Xx *you’re

    • @leafalcove3539
      @leafalcove3539 Před 4 lety +61

      *comes out of womb
      Mother and dance teacher: you need to go to time out

    • @l0v3bug06
      @l0v3bug06 Před 4 lety +34

      4 yr old: *smiles*
      Mum: TIME OUT

    • @jaime7491
      @jaime7491 Před 4 lety +29

      *blinks*
      Mother and dance teacher: GO IN TIME OUT!!!

    • @OliveOli_
      @OliveOli_ Před 4 lety +4

      Ella Xx 😂😂😂

  • @uhhhhhhh3996
    @uhhhhhhh3996 Před 5 lety +8762

    *SHE👏HAS👏TO👏NAIL👏THIS👏ONE👏OR👏MAMA’S👏LOCKING👏HER👏IN👏THE👏BASEMENT👏!*

  • @BronzeBoxing
    @BronzeBoxing Před rokem +100

    8:00
    “Someone needs to explain the GOOOOOOOaaaaaaaattt🤖🤖🤖”

  • @briannanorth1089
    @briannanorth1089 Před rokem +315

    I will never understand how Daz does the goat impression SO well 😂

  • @AdAstraPerAspera137
    @AdAstraPerAspera137 Před 5 lety +5710

    My sister put her kid in pageants and my niece is now 17. She is the most selfish, controlling, and egotistical thing I've ever met because of those pageants...and now the 17 year old is acting the same. Our mom didn't do this to me and my siblings but my sis loves attention and lives through her daughter. I think pageants should require therapy after each round.

  • @butterdog3348
    @butterdog3348 Před 4 lety +2318

    "GET AWAY FROM ME!" *proceeds to run after a literal 6 year old with a camera*

  • @moonstars7947
    @moonstars7947 Před 10 měsíci +123

    As a kid who did pageants, my pageant director bullied me and was minipulative to my mom but she stayed on her side until years and she didn’t care when I told her what she was doing

    • @dabitodoroki7160
      @dabitodoroki7160 Před 5 měsíci +16

      Yeah. I'm sorry you had to go through that. I feel like people who direct pageants are just.. terrible-

    • @NiyahAlice
      @NiyahAlice Před 14 dny

      Dang I’m sorry, your pagent director is disgusting 😒😒😒

  • @rFiftyFifty-cb7fb
    @rFiftyFifty-cb7fb Před 11 měsíci +57

    “My child is acting like a normal child so I’ll lock her in a dark room with one window and leave her in there with no supervision” she needs to have her child taken away from her and put in a good home💀

  • @FridgeGaming69
    @FridgeGaming69 Před 2 lety +2001

    The girl was yelling "Daddy!" because she knows the dad is just gonna be like: "Go play barbies or something" y'know, actually let them be a 4 year old!

  • @Felarchy
    @Felarchy Před 5 lety +4158

    If a teenager wants to pageant, sure. But for the love of God, don't make your four year old do it.

  • @reiiwashere
    @reiiwashere Před 8 měsíci +18

    "you are in big trouble for being a 4 year old, how dare you!" 💀

  • @markeye2043
    @markeye2043 Před rokem +45

    It’s sad that she was calling for her father because her mother cares only about the Pageant. 3:01

  • @maddie-nx5rn
    @maddie-nx5rn Před 5 lety +3518

    “Screw it I’m 18.”
    *Throws gang signs*

    • @mayazoe538
      @mayazoe538 Před 5 lety +4

      Milo Mae AHAHAHAHHAHA

    • @Kaysqv
      @Kaysqv Před 5 lety +8

      Reminds me of the guy who was on the street and the swat had to come.

    • @wolflover6452
      @wolflover6452 Před 5 lety +9

      That children is how you get shot by doing what this girl just did

    • @xxthelilyflowerxx6014
      @xxthelilyflowerxx6014 Před 5 lety +3

      Milo Mae I throw gang signs oops

    • @raccoon2760
      @raccoon2760 Před 5 lety +3

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @proherohawks8780
    @proherohawks8780 Před 5 lety +2183

    “You are in big trouble for being a four year old... HOW DARE YOU!!!!”
    Honestly, Me as a kindergarten teacher...

  • @Thomas-mb2tl
    @Thomas-mb2tl Před rokem +93

    11:23 was and is the best acting I’ve seen in MANY years 😂 But imagine if Linda would have walked in on him doing this 🤣

    • @Tessasworld._.
      @Tessasworld._. Před rokem

      Oh. He’d be dead (maybe)

    • @jahlives786
      @jahlives786 Před rokem +1

      @Thomas you know what the song that was used at 11:23? It's too funny I swear I want it 🤣🤣

    • @alleena07
      @alleena07 Před rokem

      @@jahlives786 lune de fiel- M83

  • @ciciw6588
    @ciciw6588 Před rokem +24

    Daz’s vocals on the “Like moooother like daaaughter” had me on the floor.

  • @echoindigo4436
    @echoindigo4436 Před 5 lety +769

    "THIS." 👏 "IS." 👏 "NOT." 👏 "PARENTING."👏

  • @ellonk__7294
    @ellonk__7294 Před 4 lety +764

    8:15 "My daughter will win"
    *SaCrIfIvES gOAT*
    Goat: alLALlalLALLallLA

  • @lazy_sampc7968
    @lazy_sampc7968 Před rokem +31

    10:14
    SHE BLINKED FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE BIRTH

  • @Harlowings5
    @Harlowings5 Před rokem +36

    My ribs hurt from laughing after the "fancy clothes" kid. Omg that is comedic gold😂

    • @theroyaljules39
      @theroyaljules39 Před rokem +5

      The crown falling off is really the icing on the cake

    • @larisamarkoli
      @larisamarkoli Před 6 měsíci

      This kid looks like she’s high, literally 😂

  • @xoxbrook
    @xoxbrook Před 5 lety +4772

    THIS👏🏻 IS👏🏻 NOT👏🏻 PARENTING!!!👏🏻

    • @beth1526
      @beth1526 Před 5 lety +20

      Wat👏the👏heck👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @darks.6211
      @darks.6211 Před 5 lety +32

      Usually girls clap after every word they say. Thats how i imagine this comment and daz did it in the video lol

    • @sarinkim2561
      @sarinkim2561 Před 5 lety +24

      THIS👏IS👏AMERICA👏

    • @anglerose7895
      @anglerose7895 Před 5 lety +35

      This👏Is👏Not👏Patenting👏These👏Parents👏Are👏Not👏Doing👏Their👏Part👏In👏This👏👏World

    • @staticytuser6937
      @staticytuser6937 Před 5 lety +27

      Why do girls clap at me when they talk
      Your👏not👏 listening
      What I am suppose to do
      I'm 👏 really👏 really👏 sorry
      Those who watch daz vines you get it

  • @bellalikesbubbles5309
    @bellalikesbubbles5309 Před 3 lety +2864

    I really feel bad for the kids, but why did she make her daughter look like a mini Trisha Paytas?

  • @gamezz217
    @gamezz217 Před rokem +25

    Daz: It's about being beautiful
    *Awkward silence*
    Daz: It's about being beautiful

  • @candyfox441
    @candyfox441 Před rokem +16

    3:54 when you want to yell at your siblings but your mums there

  • @Alicia-cc3gy
    @Alicia-cc3gy Před 3 lety +2290

    Parents act like this and then wonder why their 14 year old child is hiding 3 pregnancies, 7 suspensions and a whole Italian mob from them

    • @dalloia2628
      @dalloia2628 Před 3 lety +68

      🤣🤣🤣 IM SORRY I CANT 🤣 ITS SO TRUE THAT IYS HILARIOUS

    • @Criminal_Turtle
      @Criminal_Turtle Před 3 lety +66

      The italian mob cracked me up, good one.

    • @SUCD_BY
      @SUCD_BY Před 3 lety +47

      @saleeha Yup, that's why most suicide's happen. Because of trauma and the memories

    • @latinasawntop
      @latinasawntop Před 3 lety +15

      Bryan Higgs that’s facts.

    • @catherinoburrito736
      @catherinoburrito736 Před 3 lety +24

      @saleeha Yeah that's the sad truth about this pagent crap... 😥

  • @Starboy-_-.
    @Starboy-_-. Před 4 lety +9612

    She locks her own daughter in a room with a cameraman. That is weird as hell

    • @butterballing
      @butterballing Před 4 lety +801

      This. The child doesn't learn anything but to fear. She wasn't explain what she "did wrong", just left terrified locked in a room, with a strange adult and she doesn't know when or if she'll get out, that's just how childrens brain work at that age.

    • @boreragnarok4651
      @boreragnarok4651 Před 4 lety +240

      The poor cameraman

    • @borewater7274
      @borewater7274 Před 4 lety +113

      It’s just wrong

    • @imaginebeinguglycouldntbeme
      @imaginebeinguglycouldntbeme Před 4 lety +133

      JJL Gaming more like poor kid

    • @draconsylvester7682
      @draconsylvester7682 Před 4 lety +25

      I believe that's not her mom

  • @_Cyyber.Star_
    @_Cyyber.Star_ Před rokem +23

    I was dying at the part where daz was doing the Gollum impression, he’s defo my fav CZcamsr 😂👏

  • @TheBuz3000
    @TheBuz3000 Před rokem +35

    It honestly fills my heart more and makes me laugh harder when Daz laughs at his own jokes man's a legend

  • @tanajahcespedes3059
    @tanajahcespedes3059 Před 4 lety +2070

    "YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE FOR BEING A FOUR YEAR OLD"

  • @landonderbyshire6462
    @landonderbyshire6462 Před 3 lety +2014

    “That’s not even a Mohawk, that’s just UP” 😂😂. I’m crying.

  • @ameliedollery2045
    @ameliedollery2045 Před rokem +38

    I have watched you for over 5 years, and this HAS to be one of the funniest reaction videos I have found of you.

  • @TheRealJoe15
    @TheRealJoe15 Před rokem +21

    I was laughing so hard at 12:06 to 12:25 that I paused the video to breathe, holy shit i need to watch more of these! 😂😂

  • @malissabeames977
    @malissabeames977 Před 4 lety +804

    “While the moms are forcing their kids to be princesses their dad is forcing himself to be... a shark. WHAT is that??!”
    😂😂😂😂 I cant stop laughing

  • @lulub517
    @lulub517 Před 5 lety +1404

    “YOU LOVE BEING HERE! YOU LOVE IT! STAY IN THE ROOM! YOU LOVE IT! YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT! MUMMY’S LITTLE PRINCESS!”

  • @streakycandy656
    @streakycandy656 Před rokem +22

    You have no idea how much money I would pay to watch daz sit on a stage and dance for two hours

  • @lj9247
    @lj9247 Před měsícem +3

    OMG Daz killed me, from 11:23 to 11:55, you're so dramatic, I loved this😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 aaaaah I re-watched this like 100 times

  • @theenigma2861
    @theenigma2861 Před 2 lety +3483

    THESE SHOWS DON'T NEED CAMERA CREWS THEY NEED CHILD SERVICES

  • @anthonyweaver3579
    @anthonyweaver3579 Před 4 lety +1691

    “Now introducing... Alexandra the goat.” Daz: “*BAAAAAAAAAA” 😂 😂 you are hilarious Daz I love your vids so much

    • @gotchajack6026
      @gotchajack6026 Před 4 lety +5

      The PPP you are you unable to support the base of my moms I’m on the bridge mum I’m going to the😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @Hugo-oy5lh
      @Hugo-oy5lh Před 3 lety +2

      So true

    • @honksthesillygoose3993
      @honksthesillygoose3993 Před 3 lety +3

      We all do 😂👌

    • @allie3166
      @allie3166 Před 3 lety +4

      You're stupid her name was Alessandra said at 10:21 😂

    • @anthonyweaver3579
      @anthonyweaver3579 Před 3 lety +1

      Allie may oops lol it’s still funny though

  • @user-qd4mm1pb1d
    @user-qd4mm1pb1d Před 6 měsíci +4

    “My daughter will win, MAAAUYHHHH” I LAUGHED SO HARD IT HURT

  • @Validated7
    @Validated7 Před 4 dny +3

    Bro she's Screaming '' GET AWAY FROM ME, DADDY PLEASE HELP'' While the cameramans Chasing her

  • @gabiworld2275
    @gabiworld2275 Před 4 lety +4509

    child: “get away from me”
    camera: *i’m moving too fast got three on the dash*

  • @rainbowclay3216
    @rainbowclay3216 Před 5 lety +580

    “Are you beautiful?”
    “yEs i aM BeAuTiFuL”
    I’m dead 😂 😂 😂

  • @amirarenawi289
    @amirarenawi289 Před 9 měsíci +16

    This man never fails to make me laugh

  • @HFIowaGuy
    @HFIowaGuy Před rokem +6

    Dude, you're humor....its gold

  • @Skye_-or9xf
    @Skye_-or9xf Před 5 lety +2766

    “Someone needs to explain the goat” 😂😭 “Are they gonna sacrifice it?” 💀💀

    • @Rose-my6dc
      @Rose-my6dc Před 5 lety +7

      SkyeBoo13 the goat is the next king/queen/attack helicopter

    • @Skye_-or9xf
      @Skye_-or9xf Před 5 lety +1

      Shadow Bunniee okay..😂

    • @todd4715
      @todd4715 Před 5 lety +3

      BwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaAaaaaaaaah

    • @steampunkangel1996
      @steampunkangel1996 Před 5 lety

      Lol

    • @cipher8818
      @cipher8818 Před 5 lety +2

      nnnnnnyyyyyeeeeessss........THE DARK LORD SHALL FEAST TONIGHT! HAIL CTHULHU!!!!

  • @jerryfox2960
    @jerryfox2960 Před 3 lety +1592

    Little Girl: 'GET AWAY FROM ME"
    Camera Man: *stretches* Alright lets do this

  • @Queenderrik
    @Queenderrik Před 2 měsíci +4

    8:43 I’ve watched this video multiple times and every time I watch it I have to watch tho moment of the video over and over again it never gets old

  • @7Raven4Head1
    @7Raven4Head1 Před 6 měsíci +5

    3:00 Messyourself also roasted her 😂

  • @De_Akashi
    @De_Akashi Před 4 lety +3331

    Daz: “It’s so hard watching kids be punish for not wanting to do something.”
    Schools: 😬

    • @baileyfitch6029
      @baileyfitch6029 Před 4 lety +18

      DeadbladeFireRider 😂😂😭

    • @krao.
      @krao. Před 4 lety +35

      I’m not liking because It’s at 69 likes

    • @jessh9979
      @jessh9979 Před 4 lety +36

      School is different u have told go there and do what they saying pagents are useless in my opinion

    • @amparolanuza8272
      @amparolanuza8272 Před 4 lety +16

      School isn't that bad

    • @davidremilio7449
      @davidremilio7449 Před 4 lety +14

      Amparo Lanuza bruh

  • @lyndatownsend1952
    @lyndatownsend1952 Před 5 lety +976

    "You are in trouble for being a 4- year-old... How dare you!" 5:36

    • @theun-bearablefriends8014
      @theun-bearablefriends8014 Před 4 lety +9

      Aaron Hadley no it’s “YOU. Are in trouble. For being a four year old.... howdareyou!”

    • @nayomii1377
      @nayomii1377 Před 4 lety +4

      The Un-bearable Friends no its “YOU, are in BiG trouble, for being a 4 year old!”

  • @Cortz0401
    @Cortz0401 Před rokem +7

    It’s only legal to chase a child with a camera while the kids are running away for their life while saying “get away from me”.😂

  • @savi4580
    @savi4580 Před rokem +4

    Daz: whilst they are trying to force their daughter to be a princess, her dad is trying to be a shark
    That's not even a mohawk that is just ***up***

  • @lostsilver1162
    @lostsilver1162 Před 5 lety +611

    "So parents and overweight mothers-"
    Me:* spills the tea*

    • @3hoodies
      @3hoodies Před 4 lety +9

      TIME FOR A _TEA _*_PARTY!_*
      oh wait

  • @tommanns8995
    @tommanns8995 Před 5 lety +542

    Sacrifice the goat to the gods😂
    “My daughter will win” BAAAAAH
    I’m dying😂

    • @catcatcatcat7372
      @catcatcatcat7372 Před 5 lety

      Mannsey 03 your never actually dieing when you say that

    • @tommanns8995
      @tommanns8995 Před 5 lety

      Eagle 179 coooool sounds like someone listens a lot in school:)

    • @crinkledsoap3211
      @crinkledsoap3211 Před 5 lety

      Me too

    • @beckym9106
      @beckym9106 Před 5 lety

      why's Daz's goat scream on point tho? cos that's what I wanna know

    • @_thaafinest
      @_thaafinest Před 5 lety

      ME TOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheJokerFreak
    @TheJokerFreak Před 11 měsíci +4

    The reaction to the mum saying her camel toe was much larger then anybodys was the funniest part of this video Daz's reaction was gold

  • @fireruby1882
    @fireruby1882 Před rokem +4

    WHEN HE BROUGHT OUT THE TIGER I LITERALLY LOST IT 🤣I’m in tears and I can’t breathe. This was way too funny

  • @xxvampxx
    @xxvampxx Před 2 lety +1718

    "LOOK AT YOU!"
    " *MELISSA* "
    "looks like a *skunk* that fell in paint😨"

  • @livyaeh
    @livyaeh Před 5 lety +369

    *"LOOK AT YOU! MELISSA!"*
    "like a *skunk* that fell in paint"
    i died

  • @ICanHatStickman
    @ICanHatStickman Před rokem +8

    I thought the person in the thumbnail was the parent, but it's the child? It's so weird how these pageant parents are making their children look adult, it's so disgusting to me.

  • @yousurali5817
    @yousurali5817 Před rokem +5

    I love when Daz imitates the people he reacts to and then laugh in a lot of his videos.

  • @aubreylittle7862
    @aubreylittle7862 Před 5 lety +4562

    "women are arguing and no one questions the goat"

  • @Bella-sp5hp
    @Bella-sp5hp Před 5 lety +835

    Weird Lady: But then again, Her Camel Toe was bigger than anything else
    Daz: **Breathes**
    Me: W H E E Z E

  • @lizzieolsen649
    @lizzieolsen649 Před 7 měsíci +2

    2:24 me running away from my problems and responsibilities like:

  • @user-kw8do1io1t
    @user-kw8do1io1t Před 8 měsíci +2

    “It’s about being beautiful, it’s about….. being beautiful”

  • @sebastianc2186
    @sebastianc2186 Před 5 lety +985

    Someone needs to explain the gOOAT!!!

    • @rileygracesworldmostlysumm5524
      @rileygracesworldmostlysumm5524 Před 5 lety +2

      Lmao ikr 😂 😂😂😂

    • @planbintheuterus4214
      @planbintheuterus4214 Před 5 lety +7

      So at pageants there are always a few different rounds like beauty swim suit and talent. But at this pageant the talent portion the contestants were a loud to bring a “pet” and so Alysandra brought her pet goat.

    • @aevanscook
      @aevanscook Před 5 lety +3

      The goat is that girl's talent for the pageant

    • @GoodNeutralEvilChaos
      @GoodNeutralEvilChaos Před 5 lety +1

      @@rosacarron5747 how can you tell?

    • @jamiesilver7401
      @jamiesilver7401 Před 5 lety

      It's a sheeeeeeeeeeep!

  • @hustleseries9007
    @hustleseries9007 Před 4 lety +1875

    “Does she has eyelids. Shes like a goldfish”

    • @gradientskys9545
      @gradientskys9545 Před 4 lety +22

      She probably also got a memory of 5 secs cause she cant remember that he child IS A FOUR YEAR OLD

    • @user-rk2bg4rw7s
      @user-rk2bg4rw7s Před 4 lety +3

      minty you know gold fishes don’t have a 5 sec memory right? It’s a stereotype.

    • @hamzzo1236
      @hamzzo1236 Před 4 lety +7

      myth, not stereotype

    • @jessicasings5522
      @jessicasings5522 Před 4 lety +3

      She has eyelids guys because after she is talking to the child she blinks

    • @potatodude7804
      @potatodude7804 Před 4 lety +2

      Jessica Sings ok boomer

  • @sadjunkie1135
    @sadjunkie1135 Před rokem +10

    Daz should react to a Dance Moms Ep- He'd lose his mind🤣

  • @abbysrisavath8389
    @abbysrisavath8389 Před rokem +22

    Daz, I really needed this today - thank you for making sure my day ended with plenty of laughs! And I hope anyone who is reading this feels the same :)

  • @animeismycurrentmood4879
    @animeismycurrentmood4879 Před 5 lety +565

    "My daughter will win ehalalalala"
    "BLINK"
    "SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE GOAT"
    "The dad is trying to be a shark"
    "A skunk that fell in paint"
    "Introducing alesayndra the goat EAHALAALLALA"
    " she dressed up he daughter like a billard duck"
    "What was that walk"
    "It looks like one of Beyonce's backup dancers in single ladies forgot what they were doing"
    my favorite quotes

  • @kobeslaughter4671
    @kobeslaughter4671 Před 2 lety +5970

    Mom: "Her camel toe was bigger than anybody's"
    Daz: overdramatic death scene

    • @darin9287
      @darin9287 Před 2 lety +5

      AHSHSBXBDKDIDDXNDUDHDHDHDUE7

    • @Lyly-on3br
      @Lyly-on3br Před 2 lety +31

      @@darin9287 you Good?

    • @tkdbz4411
      @tkdbz4411 Před 2 lety +38

      @@darin9287 bro really just spammed his keyboard to act like he actually laughed at that 💀

    • @24kmaagic
      @24kmaagic Před 2 lety +13

      LMFAO

    • @weecountygamer0956
      @weecountygamer0956 Před 2 lety +31

      @@darin9287 Gimme a sec, need to translate to English.

  • @robloxfrog-gaming4422
    @robloxfrog-gaming4422 Před rokem +2

    At 12:18 I nearly choked on a drink 😂

  • @subarugamersti7471
    @subarugamersti7471 Před rokem +5

    12:31 put it at x0.25 speed and he kinda sounds like a crow crawing

  • @yogurttimez3508
    @yogurttimez3508 Před 5 lety +428

    Woman: are you *beautiful?*
    Little gIRl: ..... ! yES I AM bEAtifUl **almost crying**

  • @lolajfletcher
    @lolajfletcher Před 4 lety +1192

    “When they’re trying to force their child into being a princess, he’s trying to force himself to be a...shark?”

    • @kat1844
      @kat1844 Před 4 lety +5

      Lola Fletcher seriously though, what was that hairstyle? I wouldn’t be able to be serious while talking to him with that fin on his head.

    • @quacker5690
      @quacker5690 Před 4 lety +3

      Lola Fletcher OMG I READ THAT AT THE SAME TIME HE SAID IR

    • @collinc7632
      @collinc7632 Před 4 lety

      Lola Fletcher I died at that part 😂😂

    • @Jack-dt7wg
      @Jack-dt7wg Před 4 lety

      I'm the 1000 like

    • @gemstoneslime7731
      @gemstoneslime7731 Před 4 lety

      I was ur Legit 1k like

  • @sparxravencroft
    @sparxravencroft Před rokem +1

    The crunch from the tempura was absolutely beautiful. I've never had hot pot but boy do I really want to.

  • @user-fc5zt7yx3y
    @user-fc5zt7yx3y Před 15 dny +1

    “How to stop your kids from being upset:
    step 1:cover there mouths and restrict the breathing”🤣🤣🤣

  • @carol4547
    @carol4547 Před 5 lety +571

    “You can be any gender you want now, now you can be any age.. “
    *screw it im 18*
    *peace sign*

  • @toeragtoerag
    @toeragtoerag Před 3 lety +1704

    *"These parents are forcing their children to be princesses, While their dad is forcing his self to be a shark"*

  • @the_mr_bean_car
    @the_mr_bean_car Před 13 dny +1

    Girl:gets away from me
    Camerman:I need content 😠

  • @leila.s230
    @leila.s230 Před 4 lety +613

    The child: "Get away from me !!"
    The cameraman Naruto running towards the girl.

    • @Okay-pn1rr
      @Okay-pn1rr Před 4 lety +7

      Panda Rule you got the whole squad laughing

    • @poppymartin2331
      @poppymartin2331 Před 4 lety +4

      This comment really made me imagine this actually happening xD

    • @tya_ayt
      @tya_ayt Před 4 lety +3

      XD 😂 everyone be laughing

  • @begoodifnotbegoodatit1110
    @begoodifnotbegoodatit1110 Před 9 měsíci +3

    these videsos will never cease to hurt my stomach from the laughing, regardless if I know what line is coming up next- the way he delivers shit always get me

  • @TianaBarker
    @TianaBarker Před 19 dny +3

    There is kids that actually like doing pageants with their parents but there is a large minority of kids that obviously don’t want to do it and they’re being forced to do it by their parents which is extremely saddening because kids just want to do whatever kids do nowadays and some of them are being forced to do shit they don’t want to do

  • @elisebakker3825
    @elisebakker3825 Před 4 lety +2830

    I LOVE THAT HE LAUGHS ABOUT HIS OWN JOKES

    • @mattunderwood5499
      @mattunderwood5499 Před 4 lety +12

      Elise Bakker but they are funny
      No hate

    • @Josh-xu9bc
      @Josh-xu9bc Před 4 lety +25

      Well aleast his jokes are funny

    • @JD-ky9ys
      @JD-ky9ys Před 4 lety +3

      Excactly

    • @nadamhaissen8608
      @nadamhaissen8608 Před 4 lety +14

      BECAUSE HES FUNNY

    • @ruptastic5347
      @ruptastic5347 Před 4 lety +11

      I mean, I know what u mean but he is so funny
      He is literally bad mood killer. If I was that funny I would laugh at my own jokes

  • @stripedshadow4043
    @stripedshadow4043 Před 5 lety +564

    “... ‘cause you get to dress in fancy clothes”
    *crown falls off head randomly
    *Why did I laugh so hard at that?*

    • @WayraRose
      @WayraRose Před 4 lety +19

      Little girl sounded like a 70 year-old woman with lung cancer.

    • @wolfypandadrawz5556
      @wolfypandadrawz5556 Před 4 lety +4

      WayraRose I think she had a condition idk maybe she was sick with a sore throat or something

    • @fronkius441
      @fronkius441 Před 4 lety +1

      She sounds like a 59 year old smoker

    • @wolfypandadrawz5556
      @wolfypandadrawz5556 Před 4 lety

      FBDooper5 like I said she probably has a condition

    • @janetgibbons4072
      @janetgibbons4072 Před 4 lety +2

      Bruh did the mum smoke when she was pregnant with her or something? Jesus.

  • @ITZAddieeee
    @ITZAddieeee Před dnem +1

    He’s the only CZcamsr I genuinely laugh at 😂

  • @Szncurzz
    @Szncurzz Před 8 měsíci +3

    daz never fails to make me laugh

  • @cupcake0780
    @cupcake0780 Před 3 lety +3508

    The way he said “MELISSA!” With such aggression and sass has me dying

  • @beeyola8198
    @beeyola8198 Před 5 lety +785

    "LOOK AT YOU *MELISSA* A SKUNK THAT FELL IN PAINT"

  • @gh0styy._-sk3ll.
    @gh0styy._-sk3ll. Před 9 měsíci +3

    i love how unlike other ytbers who have reacted to this Daz actually takes the kid’s feelings into account :)

  • @Sophie.MacIntyree
    @Sophie.MacIntyree Před 7 měsíci +2

    “Ouh mau gauwd eye hawv ah thiygh roide defechansay 😧”

  • @jessicabartels7445
    @jessicabartels7445 Před 5 lety +624

    A SKUNK THAT FELL IN PAINT!! 😂😂😂

    • @joskeet8601
      @joskeet8601 Před 4 lety +1

      Jessica Bartels on god I died 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
    @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 Před 3 lety +1402

    Parent: Forces child to participate in a competition
    Kid: Gets upset of being forced participate in a competition
    Parent: Yells at child
    Kid: Cries more
    Parent: Shocked Pikachu Face

  • @Madison-uz9tr
    @Madison-uz9tr Před 9 měsíci +3

    That makes me so mad that she just locked her OWN 4 yr old in a room whiles she’s crying to come out

    • @neatgamer5999
      @neatgamer5999 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Yep, basically how to get no contact when they grow up speed run any %

    • @Madison-uz9tr
      @Madison-uz9tr Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@neatgamer5999 fr

  • @Th3Kazama
    @Th3Kazama Před 7 měsíci +2

    man i love to watch daz, hes so damn funny😂😂

  • @moriahhutsell6179
    @moriahhutsell6179 Před 4 lety +559

    “They’re trying to force their child to be a princess and he’s trying to be a shark”
    I’m DEAD 😂

    • @max-nu5me
      @max-nu5me Před 4 lety +5

      My man should be on shark week, looking like he should be on national geographic

    • @darthduck7751
      @darthduck7751 Před 4 lety +1

      Looks like has an ahoge. Its basically a hair antenna

    • @kreshnikzajmi1620
      @kreshnikzajmi1620 Před 4 lety

      Me three

  • @manalacethan3850
    @manalacethan3850 Před 3 lety +977

    Child: Get away from me
    Camera man: you think you can outrun television?