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  • @chantelle6474
    @chantelle6474 Před 5 lety +1835

    1:23 "naturally beautiful pageant princess" she says while changing every natural aspect of her child...

  • @ashm270
    @ashm270 Před 5 lety +2761

    "child slave lAborrr" I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY SODA

  • @indiawood6034
    @indiawood6034 Před 2 lety +3253

    “She’s prayed to Jesus to make her brown.”
    “I’ve prayed to Jesus to make me BrOWniEs.”
    I can’t 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @urfaveemo8082
    @urfaveemo8082 Před 2 lety +1532

    Ignoring the fact that these children are always adorable before all the makeup an I personally like that this child thinks dark skin is beautiful but her mother is embracing that in the wrong way!

    • @laylah6874
      @laylah6874 Před 2 lety +81

      right! like i love that she’s raising her daughter to not be hateful, but this was just too much

    • @til5292
      @til5292 Před 2 lety +10

      Ikrrrrr

    • @livvyyyyyyyyyyy
      @livvyyyyyyyyyyy Před 2 lety +87

      exactly, she should teach her daughter to appreciate different races and cultures. It’s cool that she has different skin toned dolls, but the mother shouldn’t be influencing her child to do blackface.

    • @ami.sabbath
      @ami.sabbath Před rokem +9

      @@livvyyyyyyyyyyy this.

    • @Usernr1234
      @Usernr1234 Před rokem +1

      Agreed. She's such a beautie. But im most certainly against pagents for children in general. But at least it looks like she enjoys it

  • @achalmalual8921
    @achalmalual8921 Před 5 lety +6348

    Harmonize with me Daz!
    “SHEEEEEEEEEEE’S FOURRRRRRR!”

    • @BadTortoise430
      @BadTortoise430 Před 5 lety +122

      That shit got me rolling on the floor😂😂😂

    • @soap3612
      @soap3612 Před 5 lety +51

      SHEEEEEEEEEEEE’S FOURRRRRRr

    • @mylan4742
      @mylan4742 Před 5 lety +29

      Codboimaster 4000 are you on fire?

    • @GreyPetro
      @GreyPetro Před 5 lety +32

      SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'SSSSSS FOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRR!!~~~~

    • @ash_1013
      @ash_1013 Před 4 lety +13

      SSSSSHHHHHHHEEEEEEEE’SSSSSSSS FFFFFFOOOOOOUUUUUURRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  • @str4wberries98
    @str4wberries98 Před 3 lety +3012

    "that Beyonce is BLAAAAAAAAACK. The child is whiter than the MILKY WAY" 😂😂😂

    • @drwilsonstoenailpolish3194
      @drwilsonstoenailpolish3194 Před 3 lety +43

      He was talking about the British Milky Way chocolate bars, the inside of them is white, not the American ones or the galaxy lol

    • @lillymearkley1939
      @lillymearkley1939 Před 3 lety +9

      @@drwilsonstoenailpolish3194 Okay???

    • @liamgreat8024
      @liamgreat8024 Před 3 lety +4

      @@lillymearkley1939 yo do you got a parrot

    • @janedullard8463
      @janedullard8463 Před 3 lety +5

      I’m whiter than the milky way

    • @lucastojanovic7918
      @lucastojanovic7918 Před 3 lety +7

      @@janedullard8463 course you are, your name is jane😂 same way I have a white name

  • @gh0stfac3ee13
    @gh0stfac3ee13 Před 2 lety +520

    i do pageants, but i am also 14. and yes as you said. “when they lose, do they just think their not beautiful enough?” yes. that is how we feel. ask any pageant girl.

    • @kellyloves5324
      @kellyloves5324 Před 2 lety +53

      That’s kinda sad because even without the win they are still beautiful 😔

    • @masterdeity3400
      @masterdeity3400 Před 2 lety +33

      Then don’t do the pageants, it’s not worth it.

    • @spilledmilk9643
      @spilledmilk9643 Před 2 lety +19

      Is it your choice to do them or do your parents make you

    • @mi_sa_j6001
      @mi_sa_j6001 Před 2 lety +6

      that’s so sad🤨

    • @Saloneyful
      @Saloneyful Před rokem +11

      Late to the game but agreed. Going into a pageant was the worst decision of my life. I had to drop out because my eating disorder got so bad.

  • @raccooninnit342
    @raccooninnit342 Před 2 lety +284

    Child: crying and yelling : i dont like it!
    Adult’s word’s: SHE LOVES IT GOD DAMMIT

  • @MybodyJetBlackschoice
    @MybodyJetBlackschoice Před 5 lety +3333

    "LINDA IS THAT ENCOURAGING SLAVE LABOR?!"
    - Daz Games 2019

  • @jojo-dn7qb
    @jojo-dn7qb Před 5 lety +3537

    "My daughter is natural" FIVE MINUTES LATER SHE IS GETS SPRAY TAN

  • @megfisher9830
    @megfisher9830 Před 2 lety +240

    imagine the judges:
    “this kid got disciplined and made fun of by her mother for not dancing properly, lost sleep and time for food by practicing for this day, got a tan at 4 years old for this day, and got peer pressured by adults to put on makeup that could cause harm to the TODDLER”
    judge: *eh, 3/10*

  • @brooksfaucette296
    @brooksfaucette296 Před 3 lety +59

    "She has natural beauty" and at the age of 4 that's ALL SHE NEEDS

  • @grungewolf1357
    @grungewolf1357 Před 5 lety +1877

    'and while my country is trying to leave the EU....'
    *"I'm just trying to leave this planet"*

  • @McChicken03
    @McChicken03 Před 4 lety +2263

    “Ready for a spray tan?”
    🎶🎵SHHHEEEE’S FOOOUUUUURRR🎵🎶

  • @isabellamcgrady12
    @isabellamcgrady12 Před 2 lety +30

    Attention everyone Daz’s new hit single is now out it’s called
    🎶She’sssss fouuurrrrr🎶

  • @RomeoPlays17
    @RomeoPlays17 Před rokem +15

    Mum’s feelings through emojis
    Happy=😃
    Sad=😃
    Angry=😃
    Nervous=😃
    Depressed=😃
    Bored=😃
    In pain=😃

  • @hannah90254
    @hannah90254 Před 5 lety +528

    *”she looks like a blond dora”*
    *I CANT ANYMORE😂😂😂*

  • @honkhonk9222
    @honkhonk9222 Před 5 lety +748

    Is it weird that I instantley read comments and smile at the wholesomeness of dazis fans.

    • @nathanburke420
      @nathanburke420 Před 5 lety +4

      Hey Gloria XD 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Love the name sis

    • @avaa7385
      @avaa7385 Před 4 lety

      Yassssssss

    • @pateachou7244
      @pateachou7244 Před 4 lety +4

      I've just read "Nazis fans" I was like "wHaT ?!" 😂

    • @mmabrawler732
      @mmabrawler732 Před 4 lety +2

      @@pateachou7244 i did too!

  • @Salem_officiall
    @Salem_officiall Před 2 lety +29

    Daz:” can i just get the money?”
    Me: dieing in agreement

  • @DeafIjabel
    @DeafIjabel Před rokem +8

    Allyson: I dont wanna put on my eyelashes.
    Daz: OF COURSE YOU DONT LOVE CUS YOU GOT YOUR OWN ALREADY

  • @Posterbunny420
    @Posterbunny420 Před 3 lety +5965

    “She’s four!!” The singing was spot on!😄

  • @jlecroy3
    @jlecroy3 Před 3 lety +4767

    Daz: SHEEEEEEES FOOUUURRRR
    Simon: presses golden buzzer

  • @TheElectroFox
    @TheElectroFox Před 2 lety +19

    6:10 can just imagine the kid being in the salon and saying "I want to be Beyonce" and the assistant saying "well I wanna be the next superstar too, but life's a shithouse ain't it!" :P

  • @Justme-dl9yd
    @Justme-dl9yd Před 2 lety +57

    Daz: what is she a cat that can’t get comfortable
    Also Daz: *purrrrr*
    3:35

  • @mikiarsic71
    @mikiarsic71 Před 5 lety +531

    We seriously need a 'LOW DISK SPACE' Compilation 😂

  • @mr_oreoman
    @mr_oreoman Před 5 lety +2782

    I'm surprised the workers even allowed a 4-year-old child get a spray tan, like wtf
    *LINDA*
    CALL CHILDLINE

  • @darnight-lq2ht
    @darnight-lq2ht Před rokem +13

    5:55 my god Linda can do everything

  • @naimagarcia333
    @naimagarcia333 Před 2 lety +13

    he’s literally my life support😩 HES THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME ALIVE RN

  • @izabellapinardi7239
    @izabellapinardi7239 Před 5 lety +487

    “LINDA!! IS THAT ENCOURAGING CHILD SLAVE LABOR?!?”

  • @beths4681
    @beths4681 Před 5 lety +3324

    WaS sHe ElEcTeD *pOpE?!?!*
    I snorted.

  • @nickandkyvlogs8054
    @nickandkyvlogs8054 Před 3 lety +11

    Daz... Daz Daz Daz... sweet, sweet Daz...
    She can’t stop smiling...
    The Botox won’t let her 😂

  • @crusty.trees22
    @crusty.trees22 Před 2 lety +14

    “Is she a cat that can’t get comfortable?!??”
    Meanwhile my cat trying to get comfy on my lap: 👁👄👁

  • @watermxln
    @watermxln Před 4 lety +2067

    “Is that too tight?”
    “YeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeSsSsSsSsS”
    “Okay!” **pulls even tighter**

    • @bluengi3878
      @bluengi3878 Před 4 lety +8

      @Jessica_vandenHeever Heever
      2:51

    • @misshelly23
      @misshelly23 Před 4 lety +6

      How Daz repeated that yeeeeeeees part made me laugh so hard and I had to keep replaying it LOLOL

    • @hellokiity2
      @hellokiity2 Před 4 lety +2

      I watch ur channel!!

    • @user-bx1cq9sj6l
      @user-bx1cq9sj6l Před 4 lety

      WatermelonGirl 1803 omg yes 😂😂

    • @Gaby-fi8um
      @Gaby-fi8um Před 4 lety

      Girl says: mom that’s good! :D 😂👌 I’m DEAD

  • @meganbaldwinn
    @meganbaldwinn Před 3 lety +3153

    The mum is like, ‘my daughters pretty but she has no talent.’

  • @evanc5603
    @evanc5603 Před 2 lety +9

    Daz: LINDA, IS THAT CHILD SLAVERY LABOR?
    Sarah: 👁👄👁

  • @littlespoonsebastian
    @littlespoonsebastian Před 7 měsíci +3

    kids often have flippant thoughts of "i want to be a different colour" because they're curious to know what it's like. as a kid i sometimes wanted to be white and have blonde hair because that's what my best friend looked like. but this is on another level. this can't just be the kid's idea, and i know that's obvious already but i just wanna say for the record that being curious about other skin tones/hair types/face shapes isn't a problem when a kid is still learning, but committing to changing that about yourself is when it becomes a problem, especially if the parent is encouraging it

  • @laur.idk_e8923
    @laur.idk_e8923 Před 3 lety +2442

    Mom: “She doesn’t have the best rhythm.”
    Me: She 👏 is 👏 FOUR! 🎶
    👏

  • @morgan6942
    @morgan6942 Před 4 lety +2700

    Ali: “ I like tanning so I can get BROWWNNN LIKKE BEONCÈ”
    Daz: “YOOOOUUUUU dont know what you likeee”.

  • @HayzHayzeeeeee
    @HayzHayzeeeeee Před 2 lety +9

    I will say tho Emmerald was on this episode and she genuinely loved pageants, both her and her mum were so nice to watch! You could tell the mum didn’t force the child, she never went full glitz cos she liked her daughters natural beauty and Emmerald literally walked on the stage with so much joy. So pageants aren’t all bad.

  • @panboo4798
    @panboo4798 Před 3 lety +14

    Nobody
    Daz: THERES TO MUCH BEIGE

    • @thepainfuljournee
      @thepainfuljournee Před 2 lety +1

      I'm so glad You brought up that part! That was probably the most funniest part out of all of the video for some reason. I always laugh at it! How he says beige 😂😂😂

    • @user-up1pn5kc6e
      @user-up1pn5kc6e Před měsícem

  • @shennyboi110
    @shennyboi110 Před 5 lety +9105

    Mom-“She’s prayed to Jesus that he would make her brown”
    Daz-“ I’ve prayed to Jesus that someone would make me brown EES!”

    • @crystalvitagliano6381
      @crystalvitagliano6381 Před 5 lety +79

      Shenny Boi I read that whilst they were saying it. 👌perfect sink

    • @melloj9185
      @melloj9185 Před 5 lety +22

      Shenny Boi same tbh

    • @mars2143
      @mars2143 Před 5 lety +38

      RandomDrawings PERFECT S I N K

    • @-belue-6697
      @-belue-6697 Před 5 lety +16

      Shenny Boi...CHEESECAKE BROWNIE BOTTOM BROWNIES! 🤤 🤤 🤤

    • @guacamoli7
      @guacamoli7 Před 5 lety +16

      RandomDrawings | it’s sync, but you should keep that sink

  • @FiftyShadesOfGreyUk
    @FiftyShadesOfGreyUk Před 5 lety +8740

    We seriously need a ‘LINDA!’ Compilation 😂

  • @Tori-zc8tp
    @Tori-zc8tp Před 2 lety +290

    all funny jokes aside, this is the mom's fault with her, her being like "black/African-american" is terrible. The mom should've shut this down but she didnt. Her being 4 in all she just came out and she doesn't have a good idea how bad this is.

    • @lamiaal3598
      @lamiaal3598 Před 2 lety +28

      Same way many black parents (not just pageants) try to make their 4 yr old little ones look white with the blonde wigs and white foundation

    • @MinSuga-ze9vt
      @MinSuga-ze9vt Před 2 lety +10

      @@lamiaal3598 what the fuck are you talking about?

    • @MinSuga-ze9vt
      @MinSuga-ze9vt Před 2 lety +10

      @@lamiaal3598 give me links + sources.

    • @lamiaal3598
      @lamiaal3598 Před 2 lety +20

      @@MinSuga-ze9vt Nigga just go to Kenya, Ghana, Ethiopea where I am from, and see with your own eyes. But if you're too narrow and American to stretch your brain out to other countries/cultures outside the US, research black children's pageants

    • @donttalktome6878
      @donttalktome6878 Před 2 lety +20

      Ye I agree the daughter doesn't know how wrong it is she just see someone she idolises and wants to be like her

  • @crystalbrokaw7335
    @crystalbrokaw7335 Před 2 lety +8

    It likes a freaking jellyfish swimming right towards her mom” got me laughing so hard for some reason

  • @plutoprojectarts
    @plutoprojectarts Před 5 lety +1104

    "While my country is trying to leave the EU, I am trying to leave the planet."
    IM GONE

  • @darceyratcliffe2075
    @darceyratcliffe2075 Před 5 lety +1442

    Someone make a Alexa version but called LINDA

    • @Lanarostisseraychicken
      @Lanarostisseraychicken Před 5 lety +22

      Darcey Ratcliffe omg yes. New Daz merch, Linda. She doesn’t respond back.

    • @sinenomine8101
      @sinenomine8101 Před 4 lety +8

      You can change Alexa's name.

    • @Ali_D_Katt
      @Ali_D_Katt Před 4 lety +2

      @@sinenomine8101 came to say the same thing lol you can change siri's name too

    • @jaiden3082
      @jaiden3082 Před 4 lety

      Darcey Ratcliffe this comment is underrated 😂

    • @eros1702
      @eros1702 Před 4 lety +1

      We just screech LINDA into our phones

  • @niasbaking2564
    @niasbaking2564 Před 3 lety +17

    4:49 WHY DO YOU SOUND LIKE JAMES CHARLES!?!?

  • @asyouuwish
    @asyouuwish Před 3 lety +10

    Daz: “Sarah do you want a tan?”
    Sarah: “uh did my dad just ask if I want a tan?”
    😂😂😂😂🙌🏻

  • @audreyheston3694
    @audreyheston3694 Před 4 lety +1495

    she pulled a reverse michael jackson

  • @sarahg4058
    @sarahg4058 Před 4 lety +1284

    “SHEEEEEEEESSSSS FOOOOOUUUURRRRRRRR” daz=best singer of the decade 😂

  • @isaiahjones3208
    @isaiahjones3208 Před rokem +2

    5:19 everyone give it up for daz
    👏👏👏👏👏
    SHEEESSS FOOOUUURR
    Simon presses golden button

  • @user-lo2cy4xf1x
    @user-lo2cy4xf1x Před 2 lety +6

    If he was in the talent show he would win every time ! He so serious and funny at the same time 😂

  • @fahadbinshihoun7651
    @fahadbinshihoun7651 Před 5 lety +510

    Daz hears the $500... "What SARAH HAVE YOU EVER WANTED A TAN"🤑🤑😂😂😂😂

  • @veggiesaremurder
    @veggiesaremurder Před 5 lety +569

    "One thing I've noticed that she'll struggle with...is that Beyoncé is BLAAAACK!" 😂😂😂 I love how you just scream out loud what everyone is thinking. 😂

  • @thedarkwolfsif1750
    @thedarkwolfsif1750 Před 2 lety +12

    There is something about that mother’s stare that deeply unsettles me on a primal level.

  • @nickymiddel4320
    @nickymiddel4320 Před 2 lety +8

    1:14. “I can’t stop fucking smiling😂😂

  • @bachnigeria6428
    @bachnigeria6428 Před 5 lety +1120

    Lady: are you ready to get spray tanned
    Daz:SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEE IIIIIIIIISSSSSSS FFFFFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOUUUUURRRRR

    • @traceyrodrigues7566
      @traceyrodrigues7566 Před 5 lety +5

      Bach Nigeria *she's four

    • @Mtemp30720
      @Mtemp30720 Před 4 lety +4

      Tracey Rodrigues You’re Not Wrong

    • @gachagerbil3088
      @gachagerbil3088 Před 4 lety +4

      Tracey Rodrigues IIIIIIIIITTTTTTSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAA JJJJOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEE CHIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL THHHEEEEE FFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK DOOOOWWWWWWWWNNN

    • @randomblueberries4491
      @randomblueberries4491 Před 4 lety +1

      @@gachagerbil3088 IIIIIIIIIIIII DDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTT KKKKKKKKKKKNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOO PPPPPPPPPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTT HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEERRRRRREEEEE HHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPP MMMMMMMMEEEEE PPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSSSE AAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAANNNNNKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU MMMMMMMMMMRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS. GGGGGGGGGEEEEEEERRRRBBBBBBBIIIIIIIL BBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYEEEEEEE

    • @weeblover4533
      @weeblover4533 Před 4 lety

      Bach Nigeria that’s true I like your statement

  • @WarConfIict
    @WarConfIict Před 4 lety +545

    Lady: So, are you ready to get spray tanned?
    Daz: 🎵SHEEEEEE'S FOOOOoooUUR!🎵

  • @bethanygrogan8869
    @bethanygrogan8869 Před 2 lety +10

    7:30 a shit crown from eBay 😂😂😂😂

  • @cloudy_box2813
    @cloudy_box2813 Před rokem +3

    9:28 ✨Life lesson with Daz✨: Consent is extremely important.

  • @lucya9031
    @lucya9031 Před 5 lety +626

    Me at 4 years old: *MUM WHERE IS MY NINTENDO*
    These kids: *MUM WHERES MY SPRAY TAN, HAIR EXTENSIONS AND SEPHORA MAKEUP*

  • @Paranoid-Philosopher
    @Paranoid-Philosopher Před 5 lety +1260

    So wrong. Kids should just be playing games and having fun.
    Not damn spray tanning!
    Parents should not encourage that madness.. 😑

    • @zeldaprincessgirl100
      @zeldaprincessgirl100 Před 5 lety +13

      As well as playing outside with their toys and running around.

    • @zarachick6793
      @zarachick6793 Před 5 lety +6

      Let me catch MY son no but her daughter wants to do it. Usually I don’t agree with these videos but this one the mum is actually calm

    • @yasminchan7425
      @yasminchan7425 Před 5 lety +9

      @@zarachick6793 sure, her four year old definitely has prayed to Jesus that he'll make her brown, and she loves getting ready, she's almost crying with excitement^^ the mom is forcing her child just like every other of these moms, she's just not the worst one I will admit that

    • @slutforratatouille
      @slutforratatouille Před 5 lety +3

      Little kids should play dress up with princess dresses and barbie dolls instead of being forced into tacky dresses that look like a colorblind and dyslexic dog made them.

    • @zarachick6793
      @zarachick6793 Před 5 lety +2

      Let me catch MY son she’s really not. You don’t see her whining 🤷‍♀️

  • @hanlonfamily333
    @hanlonfamily333 Před 2 lety +2

    9:33
    Daz: who’s counting?
    Me:3,4,5, it’s 5

  • @solara8916
    @solara8916 Před 2 lety +2

    it’s that “work smile” you have to give when you work in hospitality

  • @huh9329
    @huh9329 Před 3 lety +4970

    Mom: do your beyonce move
    Kid: * does beyonce move
    Daz: * makes fun of beyonce move
    Mom: i know its a bit silly but-
    Daz: DONT MAKE FUN OF YOUR DAUGHTER

  • @ryleeschubert9240
    @ryleeschubert9240 Před 4 lety +1835

    Daz's neighbors " Poor Linda, her husband is always yelling at her to do stuff"
    Daz in the backround " LINDAAAA!!"

  • @estherneustaeter2381
    @estherneustaeter2381 Před rokem +2

    Daz’s impression of a cat, will never, not make me laugh!

  • @Lazar_smells
    @Lazar_smells Před rokem +2

    I love Daz his content is so chill and hilarious.

  • @Liminal_Lemons
    @Liminal_Lemons Před 4 lety +3389

    Other people's fears: spiders, snakes,frogs,etc.
    Daz's fears: fake eyelashes

  • @chelseygordon491
    @chelseygordon491 Před 5 lety +510

    Fave part:
    "im sorry, this whole hou- theres too much BEIGE!!!" 😂🤣😭😂🤣😭

  • @hugkatia
    @hugkatia Před 2 lety +4

    “I just want to give her the world” meanwhile your eyes are rolling back into their sockets

  • @12gamerplays
    @12gamerplays Před 3 lety +4

    4:12
    Me remembering spinning on my head on the living room carpet when I was 7:... I know,​ who would EVER do that

  • @itsnataliewbu
    @itsnataliewbu Před 5 lety +275

    “what did she win did she get elected pope?!” IM CRYIIIIING!!!!😂😂😂

  • @sophienahmias8784
    @sophienahmias8784 Před 5 lety +635

    Tanning lady: "You wanna be that brown let's see if we can do that for ya"
    Daz: *looks at doll*
    Daz: "That's not brown that's African American"
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gabeshoemaker5773
    @gabeshoemaker5773 Před rokem +1

    "Guys were back again with another popular series of Daz Games."
    "CHiLd SlAvE LabOR."✨✨✨✨✨

  • @scorpio2546
    @scorpio2546 Před 2 lety +1

    Allison is so adorable💙✨

  • @courtneyproctor8437
    @courtneyproctor8437 Před 4 lety +704

    Mom: she doesn’t have the best rhythm
    Daz: ShEs FoUrrrrrr ShE jUsT caMe Out YOuR woMB

  • @kelynnrose4653
    @kelynnrose4653 Před 5 lety +2945

    Mom- “She’s prayed to Jesus that he would make her brown.”
    Daz- "I’ve prayed to Jesus that someone would make me brown ies."😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Me- "Same tho."

  • @tanjaaaltonen6458
    @tanjaaaltonen6458 Před rokem +2

    the"SARAH, HAVE YOU EVER WANTED A TAN?!"😂 got me

  • @yourlocalclaraafton2156

    Bless her heart

  • @rebeccaosborne3405
    @rebeccaosborne3405 Před 5 lety +287

    "I've prayed to Jesus that someone makes me brownIES"
    ❤️😂❤️

    • @John_19k_doe
      @John_19k_doe Před 5 lety +3

      Omfg I read this just as he was saying it

  • @_harlowgrace_7429
    @_harlowgrace_7429 Před 4 lety +737

    Ally: i like getting spray tan so I can be
    B R E E O O W N

    • @snxwybrii5326
      @snxwybrii5326 Před 4 lety +6

      Sunny Avocado I was looking for this comment

    • @ajeeyamalik2355
      @ajeeyamalik2355 Před 4 lety +24

      B R E E O O W N
      L I K EE
      B E Y O O N N C È

    • @allievera6220
      @allievera6220 Před 4 lety +2

      You spelt my name wrong 😢

    • @kateya3766
      @kateya3766 Před 3 lety +3

      I LIKE TANNING TO BE BREEOWNNNN LIKE BEEEOUNCEY

  • @CarribeanMarineVideography

    Daz is an absolute wonderful singer.

  • @LolaLang-jx1cw
    @LolaLang-jx1cw Před 4 měsíci +3

    Daz is the best youtuber

  • @saladdressinguwu4025
    @saladdressinguwu4025 Před 3 lety +410

    "And I can't stop FUCKING smiling" - Daz Games

  • @shmlebo
    @shmlebo Před 5 lety +409

    Dumb mum- Is that too tight?
    Child- YeAh

  • @Sophie.MacIntyree
    @Sophie.MacIntyree Před 8 měsíci +2

    “😃😀di- did did it? Did it now mum?😀😃”

  • @simoneverall7694
    @simoneverall7694 Před 2 lety +1

    Omg I love your videos and when I'm upset I watch all of your videos over and over again and they put a smile on my face

  • @wildevergreen9047
    @wildevergreen9047 Před 4 lety +388

    "I don't want-"
    ad comes on.
    "My period."

  • @nev9566
    @nev9566 Před 5 lety +255

    don’t worry my little butter cup
    *you can be BLACK IF YOU WANT TO*
    i’m wheezing

  • @psychedeli_
    @psychedeli_ Před rokem

    Daz ALWAYS lightens up my day. No matter how down i am god bless u daz

  • @dabeast1693
    @dabeast1693 Před 2 lety +4

    The people that disliked this vid liked it so much they turned there screen upside down and pressed like😂

  • @larrystylinson6274
    @larrystylinson6274 Před 4 lety +1379

    When your voice goes high you sound like Elmo with a British accent 😂

  • @zaibnisa5539
    @zaibnisa5539 Před 5 lety +273

    3:42 " Was she a cat which cant get comfortable?", I friggin' died🤣, totally relatable with cat owners!

  • @D.M.C100
    @D.M.C100 Před 2 lety +5

    "I prayed to Jesus that someone makes me brownies..." I died

  • @Kyorsomething
    @Kyorsomething Před 2 lety +1

    1:20 "And I can't stop fffUcking smiling-"

  • @rileysings7167
    @rileysings7167 Před 5 lety +465

    Daz's new EP includes hit songs such as:
    Child Slave Labor
    She's Four!

  • @FlamingoSundew
    @FlamingoSundew Před 5 lety +866

    You are the only CZcamsr where I don't even have to read the title just click honestly makes me laugh so hard

  • @jasposaurus
    @jasposaurus Před rokem +2

    The therapist: what are you afraid of?
    Other: ghost, spider, monter, scary animals, shooting range and killer
    Daz: bloody fake eyelids!

    • @autinjones7194
      @autinjones7194 Před rokem +1

      whose afraid of shooting ranges? they are by design some of the safest most controlled places to use a gun?

  • @aminahusic2418
    @aminahusic2418 Před rokem +2

    The mom:"she looks a little silly but I think it'll be cute"
    Daz:"DONT CALL HER SILLY YOUR SILLY mUM"