DAZ WATCHES TERRIBLE PAGEANT MOTHER

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  • @virtualsanity2096
    @virtualsanity2096 Před 4 lety +5105

    When a mum openly says “I’m disappointed that he was a boy” on the internet, she must know that lad is gonna grow up to see this in the future... the teenage years are gonna be hell for this woman!

    • @caseysheaves1323
      @caseysheaves1323 Před 4 lety +197

      And yet we still have ass-stains on the internet saying that cruelty and discrimination against men & boys doesn't exist... fucking bullshit. I sure hope he gives her hell when he grows up.

    • @emmaleeannmehmet7257
      @emmaleeannmehmet7257 Před 4 lety +105

      I agree i mean i have a son ive all ways wanted a boy and a girl but dont see my self haveing more kids due to problems but if i dont im still over joyed i even got to have one let alone to boy or not she should just love her kids no matter there gender!

    • @taylorlopes5925
      @taylorlopes5925 Před 4 lety +98

      She deserves her son being a bad teenager and tbh it’s not his fault

    • @inhle1688
      @inhle1688 Před 4 lety +46

      VirtualSanity20 genuinely disgusting, i’m adopting to save kids put in bad situations like these :(

    • @winterwolves5272
      @winterwolves5272 Před 4 lety +55

      And when she said the only reason she had kids was for pageants is just disgusting. She honestly doesnt deserve to have more or kids at all (sorry if that sounded mean).

  • @admech590
    @admech590 Před 4 lety +3591

    "I actually had the children so that I could put them in pageants." mother of the year ladies and gentlemen

    • @icebear9209
      @icebear9209 Před 4 lety +9

      Mr mushroom Yasss!

    • @icebear9209
      @icebear9209 Před 4 lety +5

      😂

    • @ravioli726
      @ravioli726 Před 4 lety +24

      Mother-OMG a trophy!? For what 😁😁
      Me-for being the worlds WORST mothers!
      Mother- OMG YESS I AGREEE ON THAT SO MUCH THESE PAGENT MUMS ARE SO BAD!! 😩😩
      me-this trophy was for you... You were the worst pagent mum of all...

    • @brogiebearbenxx9210
      @brogiebearbenxx9210 Před 4 lety +32

      Mr mushroom just think when the kid is older they will see what she said and probably hate her it’s so sad poor kid😢

    • @georgeacklin514
      @georgeacklin514 Před 4 lety +5

      I know this haz nothin to do with this but qurintine flippen is the worst:( :/

  • @AnnaBee03
    @AnnaBee03 Před 3 lety +1485

    I feel bad for Bob... I've never heard a kid named Bob.

    • @itsbrittney_____
      @itsbrittney_____ Před 2 lety +86

      I’m saying like who looks at their newborn baby is like “oh yea, let’s name him bob” like whattt

    • @Bunny_138
      @Bunny_138 Před 2 lety +103

      I have the feeling she names him something simple, random, and kinda bad simply because like she said, she didn't want him originally and was disappointed with having a boy.

    • @nananom_
      @nananom_ Před 2 lety +29

      @@Bunny_138 maybe she didn’t have a name picked for that reason so it was off too her head

    • @dancinkayley
      @dancinkayley Před 2 lety +35

      Maybe his name is actually Robert but the kid legitimately prefers Bob? Or maybe I'm just employing some wishful thinking here.

    • @frozenuruguayball6436
      @frozenuruguayball6436 Před 2 lety +17

      Bob is more of like a cartoon name tbh

  • @rorybear3332
    @rorybear3332 Před 3 lety +917

    My first thought on the rat tail was he wanted to be a Jedi master 😂

  • @Mikachu1994
    @Mikachu1994 Před 4 lety +4885

    "I actually had the children so we could do pageants."
    Hello, CPS? This woman right here. Please save her children.
    And poor Bob literally has a Padawan braid wtf

    • @lou2288
      @lou2288 Před 4 lety +47

      Yes pls, come pick this bish up

    • @sydniecouch9724
      @sydniecouch9724 Před 4 lety +120

      🤣 the padawan braid got me I was wheezing🤣

    • @Doopyboopyidk
      @Doopyboopyidk Před 4 lety +165

      The real reasons Anakin turned to the dark side- pageants

    • @sydniecouch9724
      @sydniecouch9724 Před 4 lety +22

      imPASTA brooo this is great 🤣

    • @gigaslayer1058
      @gigaslayer1058 Před 3 lety +40

      No wonder why he end up killing the younglings

  • @jishoumushoku5094
    @jishoumushoku5094 Před 4 lety +2507

    The fact that these people admit things like “I was disappointed he was boy” on camera astounds me.

    • @jalayneflores6764
      @jalayneflores6764 Před 4 lety +5

      Theres nothing wrong with having a preference... I dont want a girl but if I have one oh well.

    • @jishoumushoku5094
      @jishoumushoku5094 Před 4 lety +82

      Jalayne Flores I’m not saying that she can’t have a preference but if the kid grows up and sees this, how will he feel? How can she openly admit such a terrible thing on camera for other people and potentially the kid to see?

    • @amenabushra6541
      @amenabushra6541 Před 4 lety +21

      I mean I understand that growing up with a girl is exciting but that was plain rude😒

    • @star-vs8qn
      @star-vs8qn Před 4 lety +48

      AND THAT SHE ADMITTED SHE HAD THE BOTH OF THEM SO SHE COULD DO THE PAGEANTS?!!!

    • @amenabushra6541
      @amenabushra6541 Před 4 lety +24

      @@star-vs8qn she's disgusting

  • @ezzalongford9097
    @ezzalongford9097 Před 3 lety +182

    this reminded me of a creepypasta called the "bloody painter", where a boy was born instead of a girl and the mother raised him abusively as a girl, calling him Helen. I think the story went that he grew up to kill his mother and go to a mental home where he then ended up murdering some of the guards to escape... just saying, that boy looks content but wait till he grows up

    • @hqzelmorgenstern
      @hqzelmorgenstern Před rokem +13

      Sounds kind of like sleepaway camp

    • @Jojosgirl342
      @Jojosgirl342 Před rokem +8

      I heard of him I’m a creepypasta fan!

    • @RandomFunLex
      @RandomFunLex Před rokem +5

      I enjoy the story of Bloody Painter!

    • @savi4580
      @savi4580 Před rokem +3

      We do love Helen tho.
      He's a great creepypasta

  • @IsolationDonkeys
    @IsolationDonkeys Před 3 lety +1202

    Daz: "I don't get why they're so obsessed with getting trophies"
    Me: They're American.

    • @mackenzie44
      @mackenzie44 Před 2 lety +21

      Meh, more like they have stupid mindsets (then again I do not agree with US pageants because they are 🤮)

    • @dylancouture4923
      @dylancouture4923 Před 2 lety +15

      @@mackenzie44 i agree with that I think it should be ban or something

    • @melissakimbrell447
      @melissakimbrell447 Před 2 lety +38

      Theory: all the pageant moms are actually gremlins in disguise trying to use unsuspecting children to get shiny stuff for their collections

    • @connorniemiec8785
      @connorniemiec8785 Před 2 lety +30

      You do know most Americans, including me, don’t agree with this right

    • @IsolationDonkeys
      @IsolationDonkeys Před 2 lety +16

      @@connorniemiec8785 Yeah, it's a joke...

  • @jennifervan75
    @jennifervan75 Před 4 lety +7551

    She literally had the kids ONLY for the pageants.
    She's an awfull parent,some people just shouldn't have children.
    I hope the kids will be ok.

  • @noukieee_6072
    @noukieee_6072 Před 4 lety +808

    Mom: "She won like 75 to 100 times."
    Daz: "I haven`t set so many steps in my life."
    #content

    • @wehavetosurviveanotherday8584
      @wehavetosurviveanotherday8584 Před 4 lety +23

      Ok, yes, A+ content
      But seriously, do the maths and that's like, at least 20 pageants a year if they started when she came out of the womb

  • @Bumpduh
    @Bumpduh Před rokem +40

    9:56 WHEN HE WHEEZED OUT “Shut up” I couldn’t stop laughing

  • @McBadassish
    @McBadassish Před rokem +39

    "I actually had the children so we can do the pageants..." has the same energy as "Your parents had you for the tax benefits."

  • @abobo_dasme5451
    @abobo_dasme5451 Před 4 lety +1908

    "When mom puts something on you, she mostly hurts you."
    Jesus even the child is aware of how crazy her mom is...
    Take👏the👏mom👏away👏 from 👏her👏 children 👏

  • @MegaLpso
    @MegaLpso Před 3 lety +3257

    "I actually had the children so we could do pageants"
    This hit me so hard, that my eyes went wide and my mouth opened in shock. This mom is the stereotype of all Pageant mothers. She is only doing it for the money, they get nothing, the parents spend money on bills, and everything else they want. These children, are just dolls for her to dress up and put in contests.

    • @aishasaif7128
      @aishasaif7128 Před 3 lety +66

      your typical narcissistic parent

    • @kierstyn8840
      @kierstyn8840 Před 3 lety +28

      So 👁👄👁
      I am sorry I had to do it

    • @chilly_chesnut9400
      @chilly_chesnut9400 Před 3 lety +19

      But yeh like what is merry glitz mas and btw this broke my heart and my lips quivered my eyes opened wide in terror 😂😂

    • @singingwolf8997
      @singingwolf8997 Před 3 lety +36

      The worst part is, even if they win the highest title, they make chump change in comparison to how much the prep work costs. I mean, the Ultimate Grand Queen of Whateverthefuck title gets what, like a couple grand? That might cover the cost of the dress, since they usually buy new ones for each pageant. They're still paying hundreds, if not thousands, for the wigs, makeup, stylists, flippers (fake teeth), usually a second outfit for talent, shoes, any jewelry, spray tan, entry fees, and travel expenses. And that's not even counting if they hire a coach for dance routines or anything.
      So they're not even doing it for the money most of the time. They're doing it solely so they can flaunt their kids and say "See, I'm better than you because my daughter won a ton of trophies she's can't lift and crowns she can't wear because they make them adult sized even though it's for a kid's pageant".

    • @_gojira_exotics_3499
      @_gojira_exotics_3499 Před 3 lety +20

      So fucked up. If my parents were to force me into this I'd run away

  • @atas2561
    @atas2561 Před 3 lety +144

    7:07 That Daz, is a pixie stick. A stick of powdered candy.

    • @janusnightshade9848
      @janusnightshade9848 Před 2 lety +10

      Ngl, pixie sticks are basically sugar.

    • @RHBR01
      @RHBR01 Před 2 lety +4

      A big 'un, at that.

    • @clairebwest1
      @clairebwest1 Před rokem

      Wtf is a pixie stick

    • @adriameadvin6466
      @adriameadvin6466 Před rokem +4

      @@clairebwest1 pixie sticks are quite literally sticks full of sugar that you basically drink

    • @adriameadvin6466
      @adriameadvin6466 Před rokem +1

      @@clairebwest1 pixie sticks are quite literally sticks full of sugar that you basically drink

  • @eye_heartm0ms
    @eye_heartm0ms Před 3 lety +66

    "I had children so they could do pagents" tf noo what kind of mom are youuuuuu

  • @astridguillen4800
    @astridguillen4800 Před 3 lety +3737

    “She really lit up the stage” Daz: “she stood still” that sent me😭😭

  • @artsyandria7992
    @artsyandria7992 Před 4 lety +2546

    At least one thing in the world isn’t changing:
    Daz’s low disk space

    • @epiphanie7238
      @epiphanie7238 Před 4 lety +18

      It will never get old

    • @Grace-xn5pj
      @Grace-xn5pj Před 4 lety +4

      Artsy Andria yayyyyyyyyy

    • @foldedsoup2754
      @foldedsoup2754 Před 4 lety +5

      I felt dat

    • @virtualsanity2096
      @virtualsanity2096 Před 4 lety +11

      I think a video without the low disk space would just make us all feel like somethings missing from daz’s video

    • @stevo2391
      @stevo2391 Před 4 lety +4

      I would laugh if when daz is playing a game and he is super focused then that happens or at the same time of a jumpscare

  • @minx2174
    @minx2174 Před 2 lety +55

    “Courtney is dressed like a pine cone”
    *im sorry but that made me wheeze* 💀

  • @horsegaming5564
    @horsegaming5564 Před 3 lety +42

    That my dear Daz, being fed in a tube to the girl, was a mega size stick called a Pixie Stick. Those are filled with sugar that is the kids version of crack. That kid just got a mega shot of candy. 🤣

  • @helpiaccidentallybuiltadec6360

    It sounds like the mom didn't even try to name her son she was just like: "Aw crap a boy, I'll just name him uh Bob or something."

    • @enhhance
      @enhhance Před 4 lety +8

      Ikr 😂😂😂

    • @definitelynotamanda
      @definitelynotamanda Před 4 lety +5

      That what i was thinking too😂

    • @saskiadenboer3239
      @saskiadenboer3239 Před 4 lety +4

      Birdbox be like

    • @amenabushra6541
      @amenabushra6541 Před 4 lety +6

      That's sad cuz I have a friend whose father literally told her he wanted a boy and not her

    • @tsuumee4545
      @tsuumee4545 Před 2 lety +4

      Yeah. It sounds like she used the first masculine name that came into her head.

  • @withoutyouinfinity4085
    @withoutyouinfinity4085 Před 4 lety +5522

    Honestly, I was kinda proud of the girl when she hit her mother...

  • @ellekunkel3355
    @ellekunkel3355 Před 3 lety +53

    bob just has a padawan braid from starwars, give him a break lol

  • @statusdisarray9598
    @statusdisarray9598 Před 3 lety +77

    “Courtney looks like a pine cone” took me out laughing

  • @beckysg3219
    @beckysg3219 Před 3 lety +3595

    “I don’t care if a murderer is chasing me, I ain’t running.” Big mood

    • @Grace-ps8yp
      @Grace-ps8yp Před 3 lety +18

      Very big mood tehehe

    • @sillywombat
      @sillywombat Před 3 lety +11

      Agreed

    • @aimee6619
      @aimee6619 Před 3 lety +10

      This is too much of a mood 👁👄👁

    • @gh0stly122
      @gh0stly122 Před 3 lety +5

      That’s my mood 😂

    • @sinamoon_
      @sinamoon_ Před 3 lety +11

      Amen, my dude. Right there with ya. Worse comes to worse imma body slam em flat.

  • @Punkinfluence_666
    @Punkinfluence_666 Před 4 lety +537

    Lady: we actually had the children to do the padgents
    Daz: *has mini heart attack of offense*

    • @melissa133012
      @melissa133012 Před 4 lety +6

      I DID TOO

    • @molten_nate1221
      @molten_nate1221 Před 4 lety +8

      Same these people are cruel

    • @cum8015
      @cum8015 Před 4 lety +4

      Who didnt

    • @LadyLenaki
      @LadyLenaki Před 4 lety +6

      I haven't heard a more wrong reason to have a child said by anyone. It's so disturbing.

  • @mummylisielou78
    @mummylisielou78 Před 2 lety +26

    child: *gurgling noise*
    daz: 'apparently her father's chewbacca' 🤣

  • @angryskitboy7776
    @angryskitboy7776 Před 3 lety +22

    8:01 that smile though😂

  • @shastamckinsey9153
    @shastamckinsey9153 Před 4 lety +882

    It’s creepy how he says “MY little girl division” and not THE little girl division

    • @Bl4ckD0g
      @Bl4ckD0g Před 4 lety +49

      He also said "My Little Boy division" too

    • @viktoria1880
      @viktoria1880 Před 4 lety +34

      @@Bl4ckD0g We stan a bi king 😍✋

    • @gvtterslag
      @gvtterslag Před 4 lety +22

      Yeah but only if everyone's over eighteen.*shudders*. Child beauty pageant judges are such weirdos.

    • @unclemurphy3552
      @unclemurphy3552 Před 4 lety

      @Name Less 123 I'm a uncle

    • @TJ-js7uf
      @TJ-js7uf Před 4 lety +5

      All child pageant judges are pedos

  • @LyricaSilvan
    @LyricaSilvan Před 4 lety +1244

    “I only had kids so we could do pageants.”
    ...I have honestly never had such an intense urge to strangle someone in all my life. All these people in the world who would die to have a child to love and care for and THIS s***heel gets two of them? Damn.

    • @nothingspecialstudios4809
      @nothingspecialstudios4809 Před 4 lety +15

      Oh my god same

    • @xxmaisieellaxx2934
      @xxmaisieellaxx2934 Před 4 lety +11

      I got so mad

    • @thatonecomfortfriend2008
      @thatonecomfortfriend2008 Před 4 lety +11

      I agree, I got so agrivated! They aren’t really caring for them properly.

    • @mechazoic
      @mechazoic Před 4 lety +8

      I know. It’s like the people who only get dogs to enter them in shows but... about a thousand times worse.
      My heart goes out to those poor kids.

    • @veraaloe4208
      @veraaloe4208 Před 4 lety +4

      Welcome to my life except my mother uses me in any way to get money for herself to splurge on.

  • @Hazelshine34986
    @Hazelshine34986 Před rokem +13

    “The only pageant you’d win, is the @ss-hole awards!”
    Got me cracking up while my parents watch a horror movie…

  • @bryn1906
    @bryn1906 Před 2 lety +23

    They’re so little. This breaks my fucking heart.

  • @jadey7690
    @jadey7690 Před 4 lety +2906

    Imagine the kids when they grow up and actually see this and how their mother thought of them

  • @kokichioma3000
    @kokichioma3000 Před 3 lety +4815

    Imagine how hurt Bob is gonna be when he’s older, sees this, and realizes that he was unwanted

    • @veronicasexton8190
      @veronicasexton8190 Před 3 lety +110

      coming in 3 months later to say he probably already does

    • @dmf19
      @dmf19 Před 3 lety +44

      Gundham?! Never expected to see you watching pageants!

    • @kokichioma3000
      @kokichioma3000 Před 3 lety +51

      @@dmf19 of course I would be here to see such foolishness from a mortal

    • @samg8120
      @samg8120 Před 3 lety +12

      There you are Gundham

    • @kokichioma3000
      @kokichioma3000 Před 3 lety +10

      @@samg8120 hello there Sonia

  • @lilliegreenleaf7709
    @lilliegreenleaf7709 Před 3 lety +18

    Long story short, Bob grew up to be Nagisa from Assassination Classroom, and the other girl either got bullied or was the bully.

  • @rosegrimes7280
    @rosegrimes7280 Před 2 lety +8

    “At this time I need my little boy division up on the stage” daz: and into the back of my van, is what made me die

  • @lailashpigs871
    @lailashpigs871 Před 3 lety +3304

    GUYS!!!! I'm Laila, the girl in the red dress! I saw this and CRIED I love daz and this made me so happy hahaha

  • @aniyaanderson3676
    @aniyaanderson3676 Před 4 lety +628

    My question is Who grows up says “I wanna judge little girls pageants”

    • @brooklyntsang4467
      @brooklyntsang4467 Před 4 lety +10

      GerardAtTheUrie Carrying On Ik how do u pick from all these dramatic screaming children that were set on the wrong course from the beginning what a nightmare. Also how mean is judging children like wtf child pageants need to be stopped

    • @breejames6323
      @breejames6323 Před 4 lety +11

      GerardAtTheUrie Carrying On my question is who names their kid nowadays “bob” ?!!

    • @aniyaanderson3676
      @aniyaanderson3676 Před 4 lety +16

      Bree James it’s like the mom was like “it’s gonna be a girl” then was like “oh shit it’s a boy..I didn’t think this far oh well hi bob”

    • @benbarneswhore3367
      @benbarneswhore3367 Před 4 lety +8

      lots of them are guys i’m just gonna leave it at that 💀💀💀

    • @breejames6323
      @breejames6323 Před 4 lety +1

      GerardAtTheUrie Carrying On
      Ikr 😂

  • @RHBR01
    @RHBR01 Před 2 lety +9

    3:36 if you watch the show, you'll eventually start to detect a theme with many (not all, but many) of these parents: They really, *really* enjoy having strangers decide that their child is the prettiest of the lot. It's less about the fact that their child is good at walking up and down a stage and more about getting validation that *their* child is the most beautiful and special out of all the others, because it's a real boost to the parent's ego. The more trophies, the more of that validation they receive.
    I get that every parent thinks their child(ren) are the most beautiful creatures in the world, but that becomes less touching and more disturbing when they start pathologically demanding that everyone else agrees.

  • @erynraes2342
    @erynraes2342 Před 2 lety +9

    9:41 got me😭

  • @amxthyst4665
    @amxthyst4665 Před 4 lety +532

    This woman ticked me off when she said “I had kids to do pageants”

  • @caraphernalia666
    @caraphernalia666 Před 4 lety +912

    This woman is disgusting. She doesn't desrve them two beautiful angels, honestly knocks me sick. Pageant parents get pissed off even if there kid doesn't win one singular trophy, despite them owning several trophies yet I own one ice skating trophy for 1st place (only trophy I own) yet my parents are proud of me. The pageanting community should be shut down

    • @KahunaEdits
      @KahunaEdits Před 4 lety +41

      I agree with you, just having babies because she wanted to win a few worthless trophies that’s really disgusting behavior.

    • @fireflake6877
      @fireflake6877 Před 4 lety +11

      or have them for children who have to sign something when there old enough.

    • @Angie......
      @Angie...... Před 4 lety +12

      When I was little me and my mom where watching a pageant episode and one of the girls didn't sing well or forgot the lyrics to the song and her mom just shook her head in disappointment. I looked at my mom and said "that's not right" and my mom said "those are parents who aren't proud in the effort of their child". It really sickened me the mom at the show. I know your kid forgot the lyrics, but be proud that at least she tried.

    • @caraphernalia666
      @caraphernalia666 Před 4 lety +4

      @@KahunaEdits agreed. It's absolutely revolting

    • @caraphernalia666
      @caraphernalia666 Před 4 lety +5

      @@fireflake6877 agreed! The children should have to sign something if they want to participate

  • @jso.irregular
    @jso.irregular Před 3 lety +19

    Ima just be in the audience saying "do a flip"

  • @chayse136
    @chayse136 Před 3 lety +20

    Sees kid with a rats tail then looks at headphones cord 😂😂😂

  • @ihavetractor4741
    @ihavetractor4741 Před 4 lety +543

    Imagine only giving birth to a human just to make money off their body and face. Disgusting

    • @shtarpzt2802
      @shtarpzt2802 Před 4 lety +4

      IHaveTractor people are dying and starving and then there is them

    • @user-gy1is
      @user-gy1is Před 4 lety +5

      Kris jenners been real quiet since u posted this comment 🤭

    • @1llumina
      @1llumina Před 4 lety +1

      fr tho

    • @_gracie_3159
      @_gracie_3159 Před 4 lety +1

      Mo Bi Wan Kenobi
      Oop-

    • @davemoore7796
      @davemoore7796 Před 4 lety +3

      Every celeb ever

  • @Madame_Madness
    @Madame_Madness Před 4 lety +634

    *Murderer breaks into Daz's house*
    Daz: *speed walks way*

    • @Grace-xn5pj
      @Grace-xn5pj Před 4 lety +6

      Madame Madness *someone pulls out knife (or gun idk)*
      Daz: *goes under counter*
      (Btw it’s reference to his past video)

    • @molten_nate1221
      @molten_nate1221 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Grace-xn5pj I watched that 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @molten_nate1221
      @molten_nate1221 Před 4 lety

      XDDDDDD

    • @clairegwin8760
      @clairegwin8760 Před 4 lety

      Madame Madness, they ask for his headphones, and then dad jumps at them like a Giant Panda protecting its child and sits on top of them until he or someone else calls the police. Daz👏🏻saves👏🏻the👏🏻day👏🏻at👏🏻his👏🏻own👏🏻home. Hooray daz, he did it, he did it, he’s a hero.

    • @Mud_Pies
      @Mud_Pies Před 4 lety +2

      I'm gay, so I can just walk "normally" if someone breaks into my house XD

  • @dabitodoroki877
    @dabitodoroki877 Před 3 lety +20

    “I’m not going to do a pageant because let’s face it...
    *I’d win that shit”*
    Confidence level 1000000.
    But he would win it

  • @ry1792
    @ry1792 Před 3 lety +10

    Daz realizing he made tea but didn’t know where it was was so funny to me for some reason 😂

  • @-iirosie_yt8693
    @-iirosie_yt8693 Před 4 lety +1806

    "She's repunzled him"
    I'm dying 😂
    "Courtney is dressed like a pinecone"
    I'm dead 😂😂😂

    • @bear4116
      @bear4116 Před 3 lety +1

      I’m so sorry for saying this, but it’s “dying” 😂

    • @bear4116
      @bear4116 Před 3 lety

      iiRosie_ YT I’m sorryyyy I just have a pet peeve 🥺

    • @lunalovedraw3783
      @lunalovedraw3783 Před 3 lety +1

      iiRosie_ YT *dying (I’m sorry)

    • @lunalovedraw3783
      @lunalovedraw3783 Před 3 lety +1

      iiRosie_ YT OH SORRY 😭

    • @lunalovedraw3783
      @lunalovedraw3783 Před 3 lety +1

      I subscribed cuz now I feel bad..

  • @wdock6327
    @wdock6327 Před 4 lety +547

    Daz: What happens when they lose
    Me: They’ll probably just cry for 8 hours
    Daz: THEYLL BE CRIMINALS AND DO DRUGS

  • @QuA_cKeR
    @QuA_cKeR Před rokem +7

    Nobody:
    Daz being an absolute god on the internet

  • @Yungblud_concert_vids
    @Yungblud_concert_vids Před rokem +5

    'I don't care if a murderer is chasing me, I ain't running!'
    This sums up my life so well lmao

  • @ansleykristine6795
    @ansleykristine6795 Před 4 lety +5272

    This is how many pageants Daz would win👑
    👇🏻

    • @georgie3431
      @georgie3431 Před 4 lety +58

      Why isn't there a million likes
      Why

    • @tomoates5625
      @tomoates5625 Před 4 lety +14

      Purple unicorns
      STOP BEGGING FOR LIKES U IDIOT

    • @kittyp566
      @kittyp566 Před 4 lety +8

      Yess

    • @maensnaa7618
      @maensnaa7618 Před 4 lety +21

      @@sophiewright7142 with that spelling, you probably are one, kid.
      You don't even make any sense.

    • @ansleykristine6795
      @ansleykristine6795 Před 4 lety +6

      Sophie Wright English pls

  • @tsundokuowo7133
    @tsundokuowo7133 Před 3 lety +2220

    “I only had the children for the pageants”
    say bye bye to the pageants and the money when they grow up and are fed up of being manipulated by you

    • @tortilla.co605
      @tortilla.co605 Před 3 lety +24

      Does anybody remember in one of gases can’t remember which one it was but in one of his pageant videos he said her plans for the future are you sharpen the nearest kitchen knife and stab her mother in the throat I lost it like I’ve lost it I got a reaction video of dad’s and a lot of people hated me but I might’ve Peed my pants a lot of people did not agree with me on that but anyway in the transmission SOS

    • @kolioko
      @kolioko Před 2 lety +14

      @@tortilla.co605 did you have a stroke dude?

    • @sun1178
      @sun1178 Před 2 lety +11

      @@tortilla.co605 you okay, mate?

    • @MrBearAsian
      @MrBearAsian Před 2 lety +7

      @@tortilla.co605 i hope your okay mentally

    • @circusclown1503
      @circusclown1503 Před 2 lety +8

      @@tortilla.co605 r/ihadastroke

  • @Dwalf-Lettuce2002
    @Dwalf-Lettuce2002 Před 3 lety +7

    When he saw the rats tail I just lost it and I rewatched it four times again and again seeing his reaction nearly made me laugh like daz 🤣🤣

  • @autinjones7194
    @autinjones7194 Před rokem +5

    Honestly that one mom in this feels kind of a lot like Sophia lamb from bioshock 2. Love does not exist in her heart whatsoever and she had a child solely to exploit for her own insane passion project . Creepy as hell to be perfectly honest

  • @juli2139
    @juli2139 Před 4 lety +453

    “Don’t stick it on her eye, she already has HER OWN. I don’t get why grownup females wear fake eyelashes. You’ve got your own. Let alone sticking it on a two year old.. She’ll most likely rip them off and eat them” lmao😭😭💀💀

    • @PlaystationSimmer
      @PlaystationSimmer Před 4 lety +14

      Some people have naturally thin eyelashes 😂 But fake lashes should be for teens and up only

    • @lilj3045
      @lilj3045 Před 4 lety +9

      I mean I wear fake lashes and I have great natural lashes but with eyeshadow and a full caked face it don’t look right w just mascara

    • @juli2139
      @juli2139 Před 4 lety

      Jess 123 haha same

    • @jacobsmith689
      @jacobsmith689 Před 4 lety +1

      WE WATCHED THE VIDEO WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

    • @davidb.k.9692
      @davidb.k.9692 Před 4 lety +1

      @@jacobsmith689 exactly, i don't understand how they get so many likes by just quoting what he said. just give the timestamp ffs

  • @oakleyj7930
    @oakleyj7930 Před 4 lety +311

    “I had the kids so we could do the pageants...” 😯 what the heck IS WrOnG WiTh YOu

  • @emersondelanie9043
    @emersondelanie9043 Před 2 lety +7

    "Oh that kid stood still better than the other" I'm dying...(°0°)

  • @lillyanderson753
    @lillyanderson753 Před 2 lety +3

    The fact that he says ‘MY little girl division’ made me genuinely sick

  • @mskittygemma
    @mskittygemma Před 4 lety +373

    I really want a T-Shirt that says:
    "You are running out of disk space"
    Edit: I can't find his Low Disk Space Merch at all.

  • @madyw65
    @madyw65 Před 4 lety +645

    the kids are so cute: “i think im gonna win because ive never had this hair before” but like the parents are awful: “i was disappointed when i found out i was having a boy because i had kids to do pageants” like wtf

    • @flixart8891
      @flixart8891 Před 4 lety +21

      Can you imagine the poor boys face if he watches this when he’s older and realises that his parents were disappointed at him for something he had no control of -_-

    • @flixart8891
      @flixart8891 Před 4 lety +2

      Nelson Jiang obviously yeah but people don’t have enough brain cells to remember that part mainly Because it makes them “less manly” or “gay” because it’s a “girls thing” 🙄

    • @madyw65
      @madyw65 Před 4 lety

      Nelson Jiang yes boys can do pageants

    • @madyw65
      @madyw65 Před 4 lety

      fliX art frfr

  • @King_Explosion_Murder
    @King_Explosion_Murder Před rokem +13

    2:40 She pulled an Endeavor

  • @vengance81108
    @vengance81108 Před 3 lety +12

    “We actually have the children so that we can do the pageants,” this, this is the first time I puked because of a CZcams video.

  • @robynoliver5888
    @robynoliver5888 Před 4 lety +379

    Nobody:
    A three year old child : glaaargalaargsjsmsj
    Daz: and her dads chewbaca

  • @informationtally242
    @informationtally242 Před 4 lety +548

    "Lets move on to our little girl division!"
    "Hello I'm Chris Hansen please take a seat"

  • @davethestormtrooper8242
    @davethestormtrooper8242 Před 3 lety +6

    2:22 it's called a Padawan braid from Star Wars... the more you know.

  • @thatonegurl4328
    @thatonegurl4328 Před 2 lety +2

    If you were on a pageant, the second you walked on stage the judges would shout “WIN, NO NEED TO SEE NO ONE ELSE, HE WINS!” LOL 🤣

  • @ingonitoamya
    @ingonitoamya Před 4 lety +168

    "I only had the children for the pageants"
    You aren't a breeder Joyce. This isn't Tiger King

  • @idkidk61
    @idkidk61 Před 4 lety +741

    “She’s Rapunzeled him”

  • @lunamiku4166
    @lunamiku4166 Před 3 lety +15

    Parents projecting their dreams to their children 😬

  • @tiktokcompilations8226
    @tiktokcompilations8226 Před 2 lety +6

    Daz just makes me so happy even when I am in a bad mood

  • @HB-tk7xc
    @HB-tk7xc Před 4 lety +1318

    I want to see one of the kids go on stage and yell something like “MY PARENTS FORCE ME TO DO THIS! I HATE PAGEANTS!” Followed by “MY MOM IS GOING TO HIT ME AND YELL AT ME FOR SAYING THIS” These pageants should be banned. Have pageants for the adults to be in, and let the kids be kids.

    • @sotisamoutzopoulos9847
      @sotisamoutzopoulos9847 Před 4 lety +66

      I think that adult pageants are fine but kids shouldn’t even be wearing makeup at that age so I agree with you

    • @Jessica-bz1vm
      @Jessica-bz1vm Před 4 lety +43

      It’s possible one of the kids has done that, but they just don’t leave it in the final cut of the show, which would make me so mad cuz I really wanna see that

    • @greenbeantm1096
      @greenbeantm1096 Před 4 lety +3

      Why ban pageants because a few parents force their kids and ruin it for all of the ones who genuinely enjoy it?

    • @rhodopisdenile8977
      @rhodopisdenile8977 Před 4 lety +30

      Dear Vlogger because children shouldn’t do beauty contests, adults can do pageants but children shouldn’t.

    • @greenbeantm1096
      @greenbeantm1096 Před 4 lety +1

      The worst camp camp memes ever you do know they’re not actually judged on how pretty they are right?

  • @brittan6974
    @brittan6974 Před 4 lety +288

    3 year old girl: *growls*
    Daz: apparently her father's Chewbacca
    Me: *dead*

    • @FortniteSX
      @FortniteSX Před 4 lety +2

      cuddly panda if u have watched his videos he pointed out that he hates ‘ shit like this ‘

    • @detabs
      @detabs Před 4 lety +3

      Hilpert Family pigeon in the studio🤣🤣

  • @poopypants3052
    @poopypants3052 Před 2 lety +3

    You can literally tell how little she believes in Bob. I feel awful for pageant children, they’re parents are so manipulative.

  • @Ilovespedupaudios
    @Ilovespedupaudios Před 11 měsíci +2

    You are so amazingly blessed with humor daz, amazing Humore. I Can’t even explain how much u make my day so much better! I want you to know that we all all and appreciate you so much daz💗 we all love you and don’t forget that me and my cousin are huge fans! (I try my best to skip past your ‘adult’ jokes lol, 💗)

  • @Liviingdeadgirl
    @Liviingdeadgirl Před 4 lety +363

    " I only have kids to do pageants."
    Child services.

  • @ryanpaton9225
    @ryanpaton9225 Před 4 lety +457

    The son is going to grow up hating his "mother."

    • @zach4936
      @zach4936 Před 4 lety +6

      Gonna grow up a forced transgender

    • @kingcrimsonrequiem2959
      @kingcrimsonrequiem2959 Před 4 lety +2

      All pageant mothers should be purged

    • @minimilkiway
      @minimilkiway Před 4 lety +1

      The sad thing is that these kids are gonna be manipulated and traumatised. They don't even understand that their own mother is mistreating them.

  • @im-_matty3824
    @im-_matty3824 Před 2 lety +7

    “I actually had the children so we could do the pageant” - sick mother who doesn’t love her children

  • @caseycooper5896
    @caseycooper5896 Před 2 lety +5

    2:40 these poor children but also Dazs reaction is priceless

  • @dammit_dilan7485
    @dammit_dilan7485 Před 4 lety +333

    little girl walks around stage:
    Mom: I think the routine could've been better.
    Me: Whaaa....wheres the routine? She's just walking around.. O.o

  • @StormsTheNamexo
    @StormsTheNamexo Před 4 lety +257

    “Little boy division onto my stage”
    “And into the back of my van”
    😂

    • @joescott2179
      @joescott2179 Před 4 lety

      czcams.com/video/ibA61jXHnuQ/video.html

    • @inhle1688
      @inhle1688 Před 4 lety +1

      Joe Scott no😡

    • @StormsTheNamexo
      @StormsTheNamexo Před 4 lety

      Joe Scott and why do I care?

    • @StormsTheNamexo
      @StormsTheNamexo Před 4 lety

      Joe Scott also notice how when he mentions these types of comments he says he doesn’t mind them also I’m not trying to get him to respond to my comment tbh I don’t really give a fuck if he replies or not if i want to comment it I want to comment it you can’t fucking stop me

  • @ker9714
    @ker9714 Před 2 lety +2

    CPS should immediately seize kids in these shows because they have mountains of evidence for abuse, neglect, and inappropriate parent/child behavior.

  • @alexisrushing3091
    @alexisrushing3091 Před 2 lety +5

    I actually was forced to go to my little cousins pageants when she was going them and I always watched her cry when she didn’t win and I never understood it at all she’s beautiful just the way she is she doesn’t need someone to make her feel like she isn’t every woman is beautiful in their own way

  • @jolenealday492
    @jolenealday492 Před 4 lety +481

    I did a pageant that was a big deal when I was about 10. If you won you were “famous” and all the the girls that won were pretty and had perfect figures. I had lost and remembered crying non-stop for the next 2 days because I felt so bad about myself. Pageants are really just a big money scam and ruins little girls self-esteem.

    • @katetroughear7915
      @katetroughear7915 Před 4 lety +15

      PREACH

    • @dansadventures8850
      @dansadventures8850 Před 4 lety +14

      Feel sorry for you but you're still a beauty dudeette I hope your haveing a good day

    • @jolenealday492
      @jolenealday492 Před 4 lety +5

      why not? Thanks you❤️❤️I didn’t think I would actually get replies or likes! I hope your having a good day, too!❤️

    • @jolenealday492
      @jolenealday492 Před 4 lety +3

      Rain Plays That’s horrible. I’m so sorry that happened to you. But I think I’d rather get pizza then win a pageant lol

    • @rainplays2242
      @rainplays2242 Před 4 lety +2

      Jolene Alday yeah.I realized I had made a few typos and this is not my my main account so I’m bout to write it down on there bc I don’t use this one that much

  • @terra_the_nightingale135
    @terra_the_nightingale135 Před 4 lety +278

    “I don’t even know why grown woman use fake eyelashes, you got your own!”
    Those of us with small lashes or blonde hair: 👁👄👁

    • @zeearts9484
      @zeearts9484 Před 4 lety +8

      I mean I think blonde eyelashes are the coolest-

    • @morgancloutier5908
      @morgancloutier5908 Před 4 lety +5

      Or deal with trichotillomania that causes me to pull out my own lashes. Haven’t had lashes in 5 years.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 Před 4 lety +4

      Melody West no I think blonde hair is nice as well, especially eyelashes! It has a cool effect and I think everyone has their own beauty. I just know plenty of blonde people that will have mascara or some other form such as falsies because you can’t see their lashes.
      Unless they’re boys. All the guys I know even the super blonde ones have long eyelashes.

    • @spikeAfatboy
      @spikeAfatboy Před 4 lety +4

      You wouldn't want natural long lashes they suck the may look pretty but there a pain
      Always getting in your eyes,touching your glasses,
      Etc.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 Před 4 lety +1

      ~thebravelittletoaster~ oof the glasses thing I can understand. Can’t wear falsies with them

  • @j3f_
    @j3f_ Před 3 lety +5

    Stupid mum: I was disappointed when we found out it was a boy.
    Bob when he’s older: dame da ne, dame yo, dame nanoyo.

  • @heartfeltashley
    @heartfeltashley Před 2 lety +3

    i don’t care how old these videos get, i can rewatch them for the rest of my life 😭

  • @kaitlyn8052
    @kaitlyn8052 Před 4 lety +371

    Daz: so-
    *low disk space* guess who's back, back again

  • @kinggeorgeiii4977
    @kinggeorgeiii4977 Před 4 lety +265

    I relate to Daz so much.
    “I don't run.”
    “I was a disappointment from the start.”

  • @Rising2Dawn
    @Rising2Dawn Před 2 lety +2

    Got to admit Daz was the best pageant Queen 9:01

  • @CherryBlossomzz222
    @CherryBlossomzz222 Před 2 lety +6

    8:37 why does her hair look so big 💀

  • @no_evogel2631
    @no_evogel2631 Před 4 lety +454

    “Enjoys playing with her little sister.”
    Yeah because she is a child. I can’t stand this kind of showing off their kids. These parents are repulsive. They just seek for what they wanted and never had in their kids. I mean saying you had your children to do that is just sad and disgusting. One of the worst mothers ever.

    • @will..266
      @will..266 Před 4 lety +5

      Noemi Vogel,
      I agree, it should be illegal

    • @MaddCrazyMee
      @MaddCrazyMee Před 4 lety +8

      these pageants feel like pedo shit to me, especially what the parents make the little girls wear, it's disgusting

    • @lunamoone5231
      @lunamoone5231 Před 4 lety +2

      I agree.

  • @BobsFishShack
    @BobsFishShack Před 4 lety +278

    Daz: she has repunzeld him
    StarWars fans: welldone padawan

    • @rosesermon9377
      @rosesermon9377 Před 4 lety +4

      Anakin and or that one episode of Doctor Who

    • @mylife-23
      @mylife-23 Před 4 lety +1

      What if that's y he has it ? XD

    • @millie3milk808
      @millie3milk808 Před 4 lety

      Guffy Gaming SAME LMFAOO😭😭

    • @akiodragon4540
      @akiodragon4540 Před 4 lety

      mylife 23 lol I don’t know- some Star Wars characters had that weird hair style

    • @mylife-23
      @mylife-23 Před 4 lety +1

      @@akiodragon4540 .......... I'm a star wars fan. The braids are not only seen in the Jedi order but also in different races and species as part of their culture. There's even cultures around today like that. It's not weird it's just different from some ppls culture.

  • @as_kixc3o332
    @as_kixc3o332 Před 3 lety +3

    Who remembers
    Daz:“GANGSTA GANGSTA”
    “HOLYYY SHIIIT”

  • @Lostgirl_404
    @Lostgirl_404 Před 2 lety +1

    Love this series!! I’m literally we watching this!

  • @ahdkhskerh
    @ahdkhskerh Před 4 lety +374

    “have been asking me to go-“
    *low disk space entered the chat*

    • @alyssarice7765
      @alyssarice7765 Před 4 lety +2

      梦蝶 I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT XD

    • @poptart0695
      @poptart0695 Před 4 lety +3

      I need to change my name to low disk space

    • @spoutspout2961
      @spoutspout2961 Před 4 lety +1

      XD

    • @Skyblue-yf6wm
      @Skyblue-yf6wm Před 4 lety +2

      I think that low disk space is basically haunting Daz

    • @FishingWithWar
      @FishingWithWar Před 4 lety +1

      as soon as i clicked on the video, for the first time low disk space pops up, now i know how Daz feels

  • @lebrokeanimatator5401
    @lebrokeanimatator5401 Před 3 lety +2213

    “I actually had the children so that we could do the pageants” that translates to: “I actually had children so I can put them through shit and abuse them”
    Edit: I just would like to say thanks to all the supportive and kind people in the reply section :3

  • @darynnvinson3777
    @darynnvinson3777 Před 2 lety

    I love your love for natural beauty it’s very refreshing 💓

  • @collettekitchen6551
    @collettekitchen6551 Před rokem +1

    "she looks like she just fell off a tree" HAD ME CRYING