DAZ WATCHES MUM & DAUGHTER WHO STILL BATH TOGETHER

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  • @ava-me1cr
    @ava-me1cr Před 3 lety +8545

    The girl: let's her mum shower with her
    Me: screams when my mum walks in on my changing

    • @chloesbaddie8006
      @chloesbaddie8006 Před 3 lety +107

      i think its a robbor but its just my mum giving me the washing i didnt bring up lol

    • @clough2178
      @clough2178 Před 3 lety +176

      Then she stays in your room and stares at you and gets annoyed when we tell our moms to go away 😵😵

    • @anya4126
      @anya4126 Před 3 lety +53

      Omg, that happened to me just the other day😢

    • @lunareclipse6305
      @lunareclipse6305 Před 3 lety +22

      Same.

    • @idkwhattonamemyself5336
      @idkwhattonamemyself5336 Před 3 lety +12

      @@anya4126 same

  • @alice_174
    @alice_174 Před 3 lety +5202

    The mum: “I have been....”
    Daz: A. R. R. E. S. T. E. D

  • @Vortex_Gam1ng66
    @Vortex_Gam1ng66 Před 2 lety +401

    I like how Daz took it seriously when the condition was explained, he was humble & realistic about kids learning to move on

  • @madmacamemily1173
    @madmacamemily1173 Před rokem +163

    7:10 Daz is just complaining that there is only 11 but he already ate one at 4:12 and talks about about how it’s party food and like you’re at a wedding😂😂

  • @fuchser3295
    @fuchser3295 Před 3 lety +10409

    The Camera man must be really good to film with one hand.

  • @innerbug3695
    @innerbug3695 Před 3 lety +6229

    30 degrees in France: feels like 30 degrees
    30 degrees in Portugal: feels like 30 degrees
    30 degrees in England: feels like Satan’s back pocket

    • @tan3881
      @tan3881 Před 3 lety +86

      Free Deer too damn accurate 😂

    • @Peterbcfc64
      @Peterbcfc64 Před 3 lety +14

      Free Deer so funny not

    • @innerbug3695
      @innerbug3695 Před 3 lety +100

      Peterbcfc64 it wasn’t a joke it really does feel like Satan’s back pocket

    • @inhle1688
      @inhle1688 Před 3 lety +46

      Free Deer brooo im south african and the weathers like england and it’s the humidity. ughhhh i hate it

    • @SoulAmatus
      @SoulAmatus Před 3 lety +27

      30 degrees in Newfoundland: feels like Satan’s arsehole

  • @acidwashedgenes9792
    @acidwashedgenes9792 Před 2 lety +177

    I keep forgetting daz is a father but whenever the topic is brought up it's purely wholesome.

  • @girlonabookshelf4922
    @girlonabookshelf4922 Před 2 lety +99

    In all honesty, having someone wash your hair is so nice and relaxing, not to say that I agree with showering with your parents, that is just weird, but the hair washing thing is something I'd agree with

  • @thecuddlefishv6930
    @thecuddlefishv6930 Před 2 lety +3885

    People out here saying that the mother and daughter thing is the most awkward but I myself can not fathom how the hell they are shrugging off the fact that an entire camera crew is watching them shower together

  • @tn839
    @tn839 Před 3 lety +2082

    Daz: “I mean she is nineteen”- voice suddenly gets EXTREMELY deep- “even though she looks thirty.”
    Me: I’m sorry, I thought I was watching Daz, not FREAKING BATMAN

  • @bigsislyn2888
    @bigsislyn2888 Před rokem +297

    My mom has helped me wash my hair maybe once or twice when I was around 9-11 years old, but she didn’t strip or get in the shower naked with me to do it, she just sat outside the shower, washed my hair, left and waited OUTSIDE the bathroom in the living room until I called her in to help me rinse it out, but never was it anything like this 😂

    • @LilCatDude
      @LilCatDude Před rokem +8

      Once when I was 11 my mom tried to help me get gum out of my hair (it was last option, we ended up cutting it out) and it was like how you said.

    • @rubybastian2269
      @rubybastian2269 Před rokem

      Yeah same here

    • @abbeymotzer4060
      @abbeymotzer4060 Před rokem

      Same.

    • @HYPNOSIS6291
      @HYPNOSIS6291 Před rokem

      Yh my mum bathed with me when I was like 4 but you don't bathe with a 19 year old ☠️

    • @destinynailor6251
      @destinynailor6251 Před rokem +2

      Me and my mom used to shower together mostly to save water but also it hard for me to wash my back cause I have short arms

  • @froukjefaber8229
    @froukjefaber8229 Před rokem +17

    I hadn’t showered with my mom since I could stand (3,5). She would help me shampoo my hair but never get IN with me. And when I was 8 she wasn’t even allowed in the bathroom anymore. Well- she actually said I can do it myself now. Glad I got my privacy, independence and a normal mother

  • @StarkJerk
    @StarkJerk Před 3 lety +4035

    If we, in England, had pools and air conditioning, we wouldn't complain when the sun melts us into humid goo.

    • @jaceyp.8457
      @jaceyp.8457 Před 3 lety +136

      You guys don’t have air conditioning??, damn It’s 2020 why isn’t there ac installed in english houses?

    • @zeea9875
      @zeea9875 Před 3 lety +161

      Jacey P. there wouldn’t be a point in ac because it’s rarely hot here

    • @emeraldb1690
      @emeraldb1690 Před 3 lety +164

      Jacey P. Most British houses are like 50 years old and built to trap heat, which makes them godawful for heat

    • @SleepyCrumpet
      @SleepyCrumpet Před 3 lety +66

      Jacey P. Cuz we don’t have HEAT. Tis an alien concept to have something other that rain

    • @brrrrr2116
      @brrrrr2116 Před 3 lety +31

      Jacey P. There is air conditioning in a lot of houses but most don’t need them

  • @Emily-vx5co
    @Emily-vx5co Před 3 lety +2675

    “If my mum came I to my shower...
    I’d go to prison, I’d have to slap someone” 💀💀

    • @elloisebeverley6565
      @elloisebeverley6565 Před 3 lety +8

      Yeah that what I’d do 😇😂

    • @t2njiro
      @t2njiro Před 2 lety +4

      @Anthony Edward Stark omg same

    • @Emily-vx5co
      @Emily-vx5co Před 2 lety +2

      @Anthony Edward Stark thanks 🥰

    • @Ella-bk5mh
      @Ella-bk5mh Před 2 lety

      Yea I watched the video

    • @Emily-vx5co
      @Emily-vx5co Před 2 lety +3

      @@Ella-bk5mh no need to be rude i was just expressing something i found funny from the video. have a good day though :))

  • @SKMedia252
    @SKMedia252 Před 2 lety +16

    7:30 did daz forget he already ate one before that one 😅😅

  • @luck_unknown4817
    @luck_unknown4817 Před rokem +48

    I love how Daz doesn’t care that he is eating in front of the camera, in front of a lot of people, but still doesn’t care and continues to react and eat the eggs

  • @shaggy2d0pe__
    @shaggy2d0pe__ Před 3 lety +2496

    woman: how’s that baby
    Daz: WEIRD
    me absolutely crying of laughter

  • @sokkatheswiftie7591
    @sokkatheswiftie7591 Před 3 lety +2804

    Technically, there's nothing wrong, but its STILL WRONG.
    edit: its a year later and omg?? tysm for the likes???? i dont remember watching this lmao

    • @Logan-px9pg
      @Logan-px9pg Před 3 lety +19

      True

    • @michaw.2168
      @michaw.2168 Před 3 lety +93

      It's weird that they make such a thing out of it.... if one of them would be of the opposite sex police would be involved.....

    • @kermit.3068
      @kermit.3068 Před 3 lety +4

      😂😂

    • @mikegibson72
      @mikegibson72 Před 3 lety +2

      Park jimin I love your profile pic 💜✨

    • @kermit.3068
      @kermit.3068 Před 3 lety +3

      Niamh Gibson thank you :3 💜💜💜💜 I got it from jikook related's channel in the community tab xx

  • @kayleejunker8530
    @kayleejunker8530 Před rokem +89

    I’m a daughter and I remember showering with my mother until I was around 10 years old. After that I begged and argued with my mother to let me shower on my own. Keep in mind we weren’t trying to save money.

  • @Zocolo
    @Zocolo Před rokem +18

    I heard my grandma say “Letting go of the first child is the hardest, but once the 2nd kid is old enough then you just throw them out the house”

  • @changedmyusernameagain7654
    @changedmyusernameagain7654 Před 3 lety +8871

    Can we just stop and appreciate the mother taking the time to match her skin with the pillow behind her?

  • @emmablakeley4509
    @emmablakeley4509 Před 3 lety +1751

    “SHE LOOKS LIKE HER MUMS AGE“
    “not to be rude.“
    -Daz

  • @ollynations1069
    @ollynations1069 Před rokem +12

    Daz : don’t give me that spirit crap
    Also Daz : has 15 videos of ghost hunts 😅

  • @mayy25
    @mayy25 Před rokem +9

    Daz: 'British weather is hot when it's hot.'
    Me as an Aussie: I feel you

  • @fdconeu8703
    @fdconeu8703 Před 3 lety +484

    Daz is such a good Dad: “she didn’t get into the roots” and “check that she hasn’t smashed her head in the bath”. So much respect

  • @laurengugucachoo6213
    @laurengugucachoo6213 Před 3 lety +616

    My daughter is 12 and she’d be absolutely horrified if I jumped in the shower beside her. I love her more than anything but I also respect her privacy... this is just creepy.

    • @mindlessthenie
      @mindlessthenie Před 3 lety +31

      Same! Mines turning 14 and it's like nooo! I have had to help her with some clothing and such but we have boundaries!

    • @bigboyollie5
      @bigboyollie5 Před 3 lety +13

      My little sister just turned 15, I’m sure if one of our parents jumped in the shower with her she would NOT be pleased.

    • @catgirlchu6108
      @catgirlchu6108 Před 3 lety +5

      Mom stop showering me at age 5 yup

    • @Sourspaggetti
      @Sourspaggetti Před 3 lety +4

      Im 12 and i won't let my mum near me when im getting changed

    • @millie3096
      @millie3096 Před 3 lety +3

      Most ppl start having baths on their own at like 3

  • @janiswaugaman1660
    @janiswaugaman1660 Před rokem +18

    when you said "to make sure she hasn't slipped and smashed her skull" i was dying of laughter

  • @crabbypatty101
    @crabbypatty101 Před rokem +10

    Daz: and that’s not even my dyslexia playing up 😂
    Me, who didn’t know Daz had dyslexia:
    👁👄👁

  • @charlottehulmes5140
    @charlottehulmes5140 Před 3 lety +2290

    “Technically, there’s nothing wrong with it...but it is *WRONG* ” 😂😭

  • @izzy_whizzy6273
    @izzy_whizzy6273 Před 3 lety +2601

    Let’s talk about how the mom has the same skin tone as Dazs scotch egg

  • @the_weird_kid_4452
    @the_weird_kid_4452 Před 2 lety +9

    6:45 I’ve learned how to wash wash myself since I was around 3 years old and I once slipped in the shower and had broke my nose… Ever since I was 3-5 my mom stayed in the bathroom to make sure I wouldn’t fall but when I turned like 6 I was all on my own. 🙃

  • @CallMeCam08
    @CallMeCam08 Před 2 lety +5

    Daz thinking a little humidity is bad while I’m over here in Houston with 97% humidity 😂😭

  • @emmanicole1234
    @emmanicole1234 Před 3 lety +2789

    Imagine her daughter got a boyfriend and he walked in the bathroom:
    Boyfriend: hey bab- OH MY GOD
    mum: is everything ok dear? **whilst washing her daughters back**
    Thanks for the likes 😂

  • @ye4702
    @ye4702 Před 3 lety +1849

    Hi

  • @hanahoshinari6925
    @hanahoshinari6925 Před rokem +5

    3:52 *“WHY?”* Made me *fucking* laugh.

  • @ColourlessFlames
    @ColourlessFlames Před 2 lety +6

    Everyone knows how kids usually stop needing their parents in the bathroom at a young age, I needed my mom in the bathroom in my preteen years due to a type of separation anxiety, but I'd never let it reach thirteen much less nineteen. Even I questioned if something really bad had once happened to make it that I couldn't be in the bathroom alone but I've been all good for a long time now, so that makes me think that this girl has gone through something to think that this is okay

  • @teenwolfsbitch5384
    @teenwolfsbitch5384 Před 3 lety +975

    Daz: *has eaten one of the eggs*
    Also daz: "there's only 11!"
    😂😂

  • @millie4513
    @millie4513 Před 3 lety +1523

    “Some parents dont want theirs kids to go” im 14 and mine already cant wait to get rid of me👁👄👁

    • @nadi.b1647
      @nadi.b1647 Před 3 lety +25

      Same 😔✊

    • @user-dx9er7tf3g
      @user-dx9er7tf3g Před 3 lety +11

      honestly same tho

    • @gachabuds4359
      @gachabuds4359 Před 3 lety +6

      Same

    • @miro9834
      @miro9834 Před 3 lety +12

      I'm 17 but im still in school lol I can't work in a job and go to school at the same time.. 😂 Probably in 2022 when I graduate high school then I will probably try to find a part-time job and study in university with medicine

    • @maryhadley3726
      @maryhadley3726 Před 3 lety +3

      XX

  • @avesinaugust
    @avesinaugust Před 2 lety +11

    you know it’s weird if it from florida ( 1:21 )

  • @angiearmy2482
    @angiearmy2482 Před rokem +52

    The Mom: “I have being-“
    Daz: “Arrested”
    The Mom: 👁 👄 👁
    Me: *dying of laughter*

  • @CorrineCraig
    @CorrineCraig Před 3 lety +3015

    Her: “I have been-“
    Daz: “ARRESTED!”

    • @CorrineCraig
      @CorrineCraig Před 2 lety +5

      OMG! MY COMEMNT BLEW UP!

    • @CorrineCraig
      @CorrineCraig Před 2 lety

      @lovelyxeliza WTF! tysm 🥰.
      My other reply I’m pretty sure it had like 200 likes. NOW OVER 800.
      Hey I subbed to you.
      ♥️ 😊 ✨
      xxx

    • @CorrineCraig
      @CorrineCraig Před 2 lety

      @lovelyxeliza it’s ok :)
      I don’t uploaded any content at the moment lol

    • @harinyeagerr6855
      @harinyeagerr6855 Před 2 lety

      i-

    • @harinyeagerr6855
      @harinyeagerr6855 Před 2 lety

      well he’s got a point-

  • @willafranklin6048
    @willafranklin6048 Před 3 lety +1234

    Him: there's only 11 eggs
    Him 3 minutes earlier: eats one..

    • @Ambitious5900
      @Ambitious5900 Před 3 lety +4

      Hi

    • @pepsicrush8972
      @pepsicrush8972 Před 3 lety +4

      LUL
      🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋☺️😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋

    • @nomikins5195
      @nomikins5195 Před 3 lety +8

      Wait I only realised that-

    • @couchsurfer5371
      @couchsurfer5371 Před 3 lety +11

      Waiting for this comment

    • @King-xe3kt
      @King-xe3kt Před 3 lety +1

      What is your point

  • @loserclub0513
    @loserclub0513 Před 2 lety +12

    Dax I just wanna say thank you. I’ve been going threw a shit load of stress lately, and you never fail to make me smile. You help me threw it.

  • @bellapink621
    @bellapink621 Před 2 lety +3

    Me coming back here over 2 years later 😭😭😭✋✋✋

  • @izak10192
    @izak10192 Před 3 lety +1377

    Daz: British weather is HOT
    Americans: nah ours is hotter
    Australians: *standing in darkness at 12pm because the smoke from fires made the sky black.* Are we a joke to you?

    • @nspwolf5057
      @nspwolf5057 Před 3 lety +9

      Umm 12pm is midnight and normally it is dark anyway

    • @imogenpiening596
      @imogenpiening596 Před 3 lety +26

      NsP Wolf 12pm is midday? I think you’re thinking of 12am which is midnight.

    • @izak10192
      @izak10192 Před 3 lety +7

      @@imogenpiening596 no, its pitch black at midday in Australia during summer cause of all the smoke from fires.

    • @nspwolf5057
      @nspwolf5057 Před 3 lety +3

      @@imogenpiening596 oops my mistake just forgot time for a second

    • @imogenpiening596
      @imogenpiening596 Před 3 lety +4

      izak shash I know, I’m Australian too. I was replying to Nsp Wolf who thought that 12pm meant midnight as opposed to midday.

  • @Kiara-ii7dq
    @Kiara-ii7dq Před 3 lety +927

    The daughter looks like she’s being held hostage

    • @scenemo1115
      @scenemo1115 Před 3 lety +7

      Maddison Lambert 😂😂

    • @ZupaStar
      @ZupaStar Před 3 lety +3

      Lmao 😂

    • @Esmerelda4
      @Esmerelda4 Před 3 lety +2

      Maddison Lambert 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Fix44
      @Fix44 Před 3 lety +8

      Anyone with a condition like that would be rather insecure and look like that

    • @hasbulla6786
      @hasbulla6786 Před 3 lety

      Haha😂

  • @Jess-ks6hq
    @Jess-ks6hq Před 8 měsíci +2

    “I have been-‘’
    “ARRESTED”
    Had me dying 😭

  • @h3llsbrvt
    @h3llsbrvt Před rokem +4

    11:39 🤣🤣🤣

  • @walkingtheworld2155
    @walkingtheworld2155 Před 3 lety +820

    Someone, ANYONE, pay that poor cameraman. He has seen a lot.

    • @starrybugs
      @starrybugs Před 3 lety +27

      WalkingTheWorld 21 I think that poor person is gonna need therapy after this

    • @greenboi5558
      @greenboi5558 Před 3 lety +12

      He can swap with me if he wants

    • @inactive-accountuse4575
      @inactive-accountuse4575 Před 3 lety +3

      @@greenboi5558 🤧🤧🤧Ayeyeyee

    • @brighte1860
      @brighte1860 Před 3 lety +13

      @@greenboi5558 Are you alright

    • @maddenbrooks7099
      @maddenbrooks7099 Před 3 lety +8

      The Daughter sounds like the depression character that’s always sad off of inside out 😂

  • @arls8096
    @arls8096 Před 3 lety +5354

    Daz: Talking about how Britain is hotter than America
    Me: *laughs in Australian*

  • @shybugz1616
    @shybugz1616 Před 2 lety +1

    '-I'm not saying you have to HATE your siblings' *cackles in eldest*

  • @Chaotic-Cactus
    @Chaotic-Cactus Před rokem +1

    8:29 “she looks like a merengue” 😂

  • @silencedlambs
    @silencedlambs Před 3 lety +708

    alternative title: 19 year old still bathes with a can of fanta

  • @keiragrieves7437
    @keiragrieves7437 Před 3 lety +362

    “She is 19 but she look about 30” I’m creased😂😂

    • @Tibs05
      @Tibs05 Před 3 lety +2

      Mate I was creasing so hard when he said it I was howling 😂😂

  • @haileywailey.mp3
    @haileywailey.mp3 Před 2 měsíci +1

    "son of a bitch, there's only 11" DAZ THERE WAS 11 BECAUSE YOU ALREADY ATE ONE BEFORE YOU COUNTED IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN

  • @BananainSpace-ne5bv
    @BananainSpace-ne5bv Před 10 měsíci +2

    Daz: THATS WEIRDDDDDD!!!!
    Also Daz: Giving parenting advice whilst eating scotched eggs

  • @chazzy2242
    @chazzy2242 Před 3 lety +605

    “ItS cLoThEs StIcKiNg To YoUr AsShOlE eVeRy SeCoNd HoT”- “ITS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE!” ~Summer Daz 🤣🌞

    • @fucjolast1187
      @fucjolast1187 Před 3 lety +5

      Yo I read this comment right when he was saying it lol!!

    • @snowfox8222
      @snowfox8222 Před 3 lety +3

      Summers in SA be like😂😂

    • @BubbleBlue
      @BubbleBlue Před 3 lety +1

      Rockiruis Is fabulous We don't have air conditioning so it's really uncomfortable

    • @elenax2570
      @elenax2570 Před 3 lety

      time mark ?

    • @BubbleBlue
      @BubbleBlue Před 3 lety

      Elena 0:11

  • @laceyg1569
    @laceyg1569 Před 3 lety +398

    When she said “I have been....” and daz said “arrested?!?” That sent me 😂

  • @love84936
    @love84936 Před 2 lety +1

    Girl: when my mom does simple things like, washing my hair or body, it makes me feel comforted.
    Daz: *rlly does it*

  • @Its-yo-girl-melz
    @Its-yo-girl-melz Před 11 hodinami

    0:19 HE GETS IT!!😭

  • @carlajackson8827
    @carlajackson8827 Před 3 lety +750

    Daz: “there’s only 11 in this package!”
    Also Daz: *already ate one*

    • @miataylor07
      @miataylor07 Před 3 lety +7

      Carla Jackson 6:55

    • @milo5134
      @milo5134 Před 3 lety

      he was holding it lmao

    • @carlajackson8827
      @carlajackson8827 Před 3 lety

      Mia Taylor Milo he ate one at 4:10

    • @iote8664
      @iote8664 Před 3 lety

      He was talking about his fucking watch

    • @carlajackson8827
      @carlajackson8827 Před 3 lety

      @@iote8664 he was definitely talking about the scotch eggs. His watch is on his other wrist

  • @rosegold3320
    @rosegold3320 Před 3 lety +759

    Daz casually throughout the whole video: “scotch eggs✨😌”

    • @CrypticHowl
      @CrypticHowl Před 3 lety +9

      Oh boy, that's it, tomorrow I'm getting scotch eggs 😭

    • @sophiahightower8965
      @sophiahightower8965 Před 3 lety +3

      Bithiah I never had scotch eggs now I wanna get them

    • @CrypticHowl
      @CrypticHowl Před 3 lety +3

      @@sophiahightower8965 ....you haven't had scotch eggs?? I am grieved...you better get some 😲

    • @sophiahightower8965
      @sophiahightower8965 Před 3 lety

      Bithiah I’m gonna find some

    • @MarkNuuuuuutt
      @MarkNuuuuuutt Před 3 lety +1

      Uhhhhh what’s a scotch egg

  • @Storytheteller
    @Storytheteller Před 28 dny +2

    Am I the only one who stopped getting help showering at 8?

  • @BenDover-dw6bp
    @BenDover-dw6bp Před rokem +1

    American's: british heat is nothing to us
    Australia: *laughs*

  • @wille7376
    @wille7376 Před 3 lety +1439

    Can we all just appreciate the fact that the mum is literally the same skin shade as bob in the background😂
    Edit: literally have no fucking clue how this reached so many likes thx mates

  • @Poorsomalian
    @Poorsomalian Před 3 lety +5323

    Daz: there’s only 11 scotch eggs
    Daz: ate one at the start 😂😂

  • @evi_7755
    @evi_7755 Před 2 lety +2

    The fact that Daz ate a scotch egg and then said "Is there 12? No there's 11, they owe me a scotch egg"

  • @ppraiseee4153
    @ppraiseee4153 Před 2 lety +2

    Daz: “One day we’re gonna be Gone”
    Me: “that’s deep”

  • @noticmonikur7773
    @noticmonikur7773 Před 3 lety +1420

    How is nobody talking about how they recorded them taking the shower._.

    • @sheikhsara08
      @sheikhsara08 Před 3 lety +37

      Monika #1 ikr, that’s just creepy...

    • @riyav3089
      @riyav3089 Před 3 lety +21

      Camera woman.

    • @acidtunneloflove
      @acidtunneloflove Před 3 lety +33

      they probably put the camera on the ceiling or something. still doesn’t excuse it from being really creepy tho...

    • @suiren5272
      @suiren5272 Před 3 lety +39

      Still someone has to edit the video afterwards like... that's super weird. Why couldn't they like wear a swimsuit or something since they knew this was going to be FILMED

    • @periodluv8883
      @periodluv8883 Před 3 lety +1

      I- true 👁👄👁

  • @doria.m44
    @doria.m44 Před 3 lety +336

    6:09
    Mary: “I have been...”
    Daz: “arrested” 😂😂😂

    • @user-yv4me6cy6g
      @user-yv4me6cy6g Před 3 lety +3

      😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @mob4497
      @mob4497 Před 3 lety +3

      😂😂😂

    • @mob4497
      @mob4497 Před 3 lety +5

      That part was hilarious

  • @MaddenCreed
    @MaddenCreed Před rokem +1

    Daz* "you might be able to hear my fan bubbling and spraying me in the face"
    *camera zoomes in*
    Daz* "not like that"

  • @Shortcake8399
    @Shortcake8399 Před rokem +3

    2:49 honestly though!!💀

  • @ashh4929
    @ashh4929 Před 3 lety +228

    "How's that baby?"
    "WEIRD!!!!!!!"
    After my ears stopped ringing, I completely agreed. 😂 😂

  • @Hannah.red.h
    @Hannah.red.h Před 3 lety +1633

    Daz: you dont have to hate your siblings
    Me to my brother: CaN You sTOp BrEAtHinG So LoUDlY

    • @jayf5084
      @jayf5084 Před 3 lety +45

      I thought this said "can you stop breathing" at first and I was like is that not oo far?
      Then I realised...I feel like that sometimes tbh

    • @sleepysenpai3885
      @sleepysenpai3885 Před 3 lety +10

      Lmfaooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DuckzAreCool
      @DuckzAreCool Před 3 lety +19

      Or better yet, just stop breathing all together

    • @Lora-so8cc
      @Lora-so8cc Před 3 lety +11

      I stabbed my brother with a dart for a dart board game 😅

    • @valentinachavolla8728
      @valentinachavolla8728 Před 3 lety +7

      OMG BRO TRUE but i js smack them if they start breathing so loudly💀🖐🏼

  • @phoenixren9642
    @phoenixren9642 Před 2 lety +1

    i've been struggling with depression a lot lately and your videos still make me laugh :')

  • @corruptedkiz
    @corruptedkiz Před rokem +1

    30 degress in france: yeah its so hot i'm dieing
    30 degress in london: I'M DIEING
    30 degress it australia: eh its warm not that hot

  • @sarnnadin
    @sarnnadin Před 3 lety +343

    Ok but when he said she looks orange my mind just drifted back to-
    "tHaTs NoT a TaN tHaTs BoRdErLiNe RaCiSt"
    Ah Daz, you iconic ledgend 😂

  • @sloppysticksman565
    @sloppysticksman565 Před 3 lety +223

    Daz:”Mary and BIT-A-KNEE”
    Me: 👁👄👁

  • @Livdub_
    @Livdub_ Před 2 lety +2

    i can barely spend 5 mins with my mum before i go back to my room.

  • @grabble7605
    @grabble7605 Před 2 lety +2

    Daz: 'WHY DOES SHE LOOK THIRTY'
    Daughter: 'I went through puberty when I was six.'

  • @cjhes5471
    @cjhes5471 Před 3 lety +274

    The 19 year old is bathing with a walking tangerine and enjoys it.

  • @destinydoty2620
    @destinydoty2620 Před 3 lety +318

    "Shes not even done a good job washing it she hasn't gotten into the roots..... LIKE THATS THE PROBLEM DAZ"😂😂😂😂

    • @Storm-dh7cc
      @Storm-dh7cc Před 3 lety +1

      Istg he said that as I read this.

    • @mr.body-blocker4066
      @mr.body-blocker4066 Před 3 lety +1

      Actually it it the problem, a bad hair style is a problem currently affecting the UK in many more ways than one so I believe the next video should be made on "How to clean your hair properly".

  • @Jungyu9799
    @Jungyu9799 Před měsícem

    The way she feels comforted and I'm like u feel comforted ???? I've been traumatised cos my mum shower me 💀

  • @bobbigifford3666
    @bobbigifford3666 Před 2 lety +1

    these people: *literally showering together*
    Daz: "She's not even getting the roots"

  • @anonymousfan3754
    @anonymousfan3754 Před 3 lety +3339

    the girl: showers with her mother
    me: literally can’t spend more than a couple of hours in the same room as my mother because it’s too uncomfortable-

  • @fearr7571
    @fearr7571 Před 3 lety +761

    Daz: Opens scotch egg pack and takes one out
    Daz : Holding scotch egg is there 12 in here?
    Daz: Son of a bitch theres only 11 after eating one

    • @lilyhargreeves4374
      @lilyhargreeves4374 Před 3 lety +43

      That is me.
      But I look at my chocolate and go wtf who ate my chocolate

    • @gabsihaslam
      @gabsihaslam Před 3 lety +5

      @@lilyhargreeves4374 Lmao same! 😂

    • @blujay_music
      @blujay_music Před 3 lety +7

      Plot Twist: Daz Got 13, The One Missing, Was The Mom.

    • @karlossss612
      @karlossss612 Před 3 lety +1

      @@blujay_music LMAOO

    • @just_katrina1065
      @just_katrina1065 Před 3 lety

      I thought the exact same 😂😂😂

  • @henhentsw5538
    @henhentsw5538 Před 2 lety +3

    I like how he doesn’t realise that he ate one when he counted them up

  • @timom9925
    @timom9925 Před 2 lety +1

    My guy England is probably raining right now and everyone is wearing black trench coats with church shoes and black umbrellas with suitcases and a cup of TEA with crumpled crumpets saying “Oh heya chap it’s me Sherlock”.

  • @melsshortcake5124
    @melsshortcake5124 Před 3 lety +715

    “I’m not the Color of an ice lolly”
    -Daz black 2020

    • @clxdytears
      @clxdytears Před 3 lety +4

      Mels Lunchbox friend yep

    • @tatwrianna24
      @tatwrianna24 Před 3 lety +3

      @Strangest of things omg me too! i was just about to comment about her profile!

    • @cia6137
      @cia6137 Před 3 lety +3

      Hi

    • @Cherrypie699
      @Cherrypie699 Před 3 lety +1

      Strangest of things don’t we all

    • @cia6137
      @cia6137 Před 3 lety

      @Strangest of things hello

  • @keirseymaupin7712
    @keirseymaupin7712 Před 3 lety +252

    "If my mom got in the shower with me, I'd go to jail for assault"
    I laughed for 30 minutes 😂

  • @elizabethbekker3001
    @elizabethbekker3001 Před rokem +2

    I’m 18 and just spent 5 weeks in the hospital. I couldn’t shower myself so my mom had to help me. It was AWFUL. I can’t imagine doing it willingly.

  • @user-uc4kk8px2j
    @user-uc4kk8px2j Před 2 lety

    Also can I just say I love dazs self confidence it's amazing and I respect that 👏 💯

  • @ReubenxOwen
    @ReubenxOwen Před 3 lety +880

    *“She looks like a meringue”*
    I’m passing away.

    • @natasha2852
      @natasha2852 Před 3 lety +7

      Did I miss your funeral? 🙁

    • @k.ferguson9385
      @k.ferguson9385 Před 3 lety +2

      @@natasha2852 yh we did 2 months ago
      And a month for u

    • @convergenceclown2386
      @convergenceclown2386 Před 3 lety +2

      don’t insult meringue like that, it’s usually white not ORANGE, WOMAN LOOKS LIKE SOME AMERICAN CHINESE FOOD.

    • @outofthebox7122
      @outofthebox7122 Před 3 lety +2

      He said it when I read this

    • @lizzzie_2
      @lizzzie_2 Před 2 lety

      Rest in peace my friend

  • @urdadsanonce4516
    @urdadsanonce4516 Před 3 lety +625

    “this woman is the same colour as my no caffeine coke can” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thatkir8239
    @thatkir8239 Před 2 lety +3

    What if The 19 year old gets arested and then she’s like “where is my mum I can’t shower without her”

  • @supernovavoidking6169
    @supernovavoidking6169 Před rokem +2

    Daz: Complains about being hot
    Me: *Laughs in Florida man*

  • @liv5477
    @liv5477 Před 3 lety +162

    I genuinely feel like that household needs to be investigated for sexual abuse. Past and present

    • @empirva
      @empirva Před 3 lety +8

      100%

    • @carolinenorris4025
      @carolinenorris4025 Před 3 lety +14

      Liv Ashby yes! I feel like there is definitely some sexual trauma from this family, this kind of living is definitely something from a sexual abuse relationship

    • @shrekscheesycrevice
      @shrekscheesycrevice Před 3 lety

      Oop

  • @danikimy2538
    @danikimy2538 Před 3 lety +414

    That moment when it’s hot in his office but the walls are black

    • @Nervous101
      @Nervous101 Před 3 lety +1

      What?

    • @mellymelissaa
      @mellymelissaa Před 3 lety +2

      @@Nervous101 black doesn't reflect heat so that's why it's hot in this office

    • @Nervous101
      @Nervous101 Před 3 lety +1

      lts Melissa I don’t think it really matters since my walls are technically white and it’s still hot inside

    • @danikimy2538
      @danikimy2538 Před 3 lety +2

      Let’s just be real, hot weather sucks

    • @chicken-hw6pc
      @chicken-hw6pc Před 3 lety

      @@Nervous101 yeah, but it's hotter if you have black walls

  • @Lexioralexis
    @Lexioralexis Před měsícem

    Him talking about his weather: 🔥🔥🔥🔥.
    Australians: 😐😑😐🫤

  • @Unknwn_Identity_M_A
    @Unknwn_Identity_M_A Před 2 lety +2

    Girl: Allows her mum to shower with her
    ♤: Screams or hides when my mum walked in on me changing, showering, or doing anything.