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  • @angethedumbone
    @angethedumbone Před 5 lety +5196

    I grew up poor.
    We didn't always afford things like toilet paper or body wash, but dear God did we fucking buy it when we could, and still managed to buy necessities on a tight budget. This isn't "saving money" this is insanity. 😂👏

    • @ellz9123
      @ellz9123 Před 5 lety +126

      Hugo same here. this is next level dirty

    • @queenofmemes2859
      @queenofmemes2859 Před 5 lety +152

      Hugo same,we didn't have hot water for over a year at one point. when we needed baths,we boiled our water on the stove and added cold water in the bath
      we bought the cheap toilet paper,cheap shampoo,etc.
      these people are CRAZY

    • @sallybeal2042
      @sallybeal2042 Před 5 lety +29

      I'm rich... I'm sorry

    • @itslentastic432
      @itslentastic432 Před 5 lety +122

      @@sallybeal2042 probably not, you're just fake flexing. You know that's a rude thing to say right?

    • @lillymarriott8016
      @lillymarriott8016 Před 5 lety +17

      ItsLenTastic ikr

  • @vivgreen6872
    @vivgreen6872 Před 5 lety +2828

    "I'm Melody Rose and I'm a hill-billy cheapskate!"
    *"I'm Daz Black and I don't want to know you."*
    😂

  • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012

    Daughter: *On the Phone* Ya we should go to the mall tom-
    Daz: LINDA! WHOEVER’S OUTSIDE, TELL THEM I’M BUSY!!!!!
    Daughter: Sorry my dad’s recording a video
    Friend: Is Linda your mom?
    Daughter: No. in fact Linda doesn’t exist.

  • @Loulou_2000
    @Loulou_2000 Před rokem +87

    “Using the same flannel your dad used to wash his balls”, i nearly spat my coffee out 🤣🤣

  • @kittikoko
    @kittikoko Před 5 lety +3706

    "We're never that dirty!" - BUT THE WATER IS BROWN. MY BATH WATER DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE THAT WHEN I COME HOME FROM A WEEKEND SLUMMING IT AT A FESTIVAL.

    • @anyalaASMR
      @anyalaASMR Před 5 lety +29

      💀💀💀

    • @Bl4ckD0g
      @Bl4ckD0g Před 5 lety +184

      It's brown because they barely use fucking soap. I can only imagine that place smells like dirty ass and old piss.

    • @vanessak.9168
      @vanessak.9168 Před 5 lety +43

      kittikoko that’s sewage water 🤮🤮

    • @nor1sh4
      @nor1sh4 Před 5 lety +9

      I was your 500th like, now you know that

    • @anastasiapurr7691
      @anastasiapurr7691 Před 5 lety +34

      kittikoko if I don’t wash for a week it’s not gonna be brown

  • @hailey4080
    @hailey4080 Před 5 lety +3670

    Ellen: so I heard you like bathing in clean water * *brings out a bath tub* *
    Kid: omg Ellen you didn't

    • @jrw2319
      @jrw2319 Před 5 lety +102

      hailey whelan Ellen: I heard you like drinking bath water *brings out a bath tub*
      ImAllexx: omg Ellen you didn’t

    • @jishoumushoku5094
      @jishoumushoku5094 Před 5 lety +19

      Corrupt Pastels Don’t. The gag is sat in the back of my throat and I can feel it coming. That’s so disgusting. 😭

    • @sammywammy6407
      @sammywammy6407 Před 5 lety +5

      hailey whelan 😂😂😂😂

    • @shailys.k.y4090
      @shailys.k.y4090 Před 5 lety +8

      this is good lmao

    • @milliemoo7118
      @milliemoo7118 Před 5 lety +2

      ImAWhalien 52 do you know who imallexx is

  • @loveevol5045
    @loveevol5045 Před 2 lety +149

    Am I the only one that found it fucking adorable when he started talking about his action man scuba diving figurine with the boat? So cute. I don't know why I find it cute but I do. Just imagining a baby Daz so happy with his toy. It's endearing to hear him talk about how much he loved it.
    The younger brother doesn't realize it's a problem yet. The older brother looks mortified that he has to say any of this out loud, let alone on camera. I feel for him man.

    • @Salena905
      @Salena905 Před 8 měsíci

      God yeah just imagine having to go school knowing everyone knows that . Hope he has good friends.

  • @statusdisarray9598
    @statusdisarray9598 Před 2 lety +111

    That poor kid after this show must have really struggled. This is embarrassing and not needed .

  • @Bleuhour
    @Bleuhour Před 5 lety +6353

    There's a difference between saving money and being a complete lunatic

  • @urmom-sc9nx
    @urmom-sc9nx Před 5 lety +708

    Nobody:
    Nobody ever:
    Daz: *Im DaZ bLaCk aNd I dO nOt wAnT tO kNoW yOu...* 😂😂😂

  • @lemonvhxney8139
    @lemonvhxney8139 Před 2 lety +122

    Daz is one of the few CZcamsrs, that I can rewatch his content and still laugh as if watching it for the first time. Also he is so unproblematic... Daz and callmekris are the only 2 I ever watch anymore. :)

    • @holliehopewell4306
      @holliehopewell4306 Před rokem +3

      Same. I love both of their videos. They make me so happy. I recently started showing dazs videos to my dad and I've honestly never seen him laugh that much

    • @sierramay5378
      @sierramay5378 Před rokem +1

      Me too and Sam and colby

    • @nataliewatson-todd8528
      @nataliewatson-todd8528 Před 10 měsíci

      I love watching Daz… the only other CZcamsr besides Daz I watch is Imbrandonfarris he’s so funny

  • @duckyduo7205
    @duckyduo7205 Před 2 lety +61

    Me: *hates when you tubers pause every 5 seconds of a video* Also Me: *loves Dax and likes how much he pauses*

  • @AndrewMoore
    @AndrewMoore Před 5 lety +1876

    "We're never that dirty"
    *The Water is Literally Black*

  • @laviniavougazianos6997
    @laviniavougazianos6997 Před 5 lety +918

    "I'm sorry, did she just say that DROPLET of shampoo is enough for a month" Oh man Daz really knows how to make me laugh 😂😂

  • @250zelalem
    @250zelalem Před 2 lety +21

    Daz: HOWS IT GO DAZZLERS
    my subtitles: Hofstra does TLA's does game

  • @Jessica-eg7re
    @Jessica-eg7re Před rokem +7

    3:20 "we're never that dirty," MA'AM, the bath water is BROWN.

  • @paleimperfection
    @paleimperfection Před 5 lety +2146

    "I'm Daz Black and I DON"T WANT TO KNOW YOU" 😂

    • @georgegonzalez7869
      @georgegonzalez7869 Před 5 lety +7

      And im Jace Norman and you're watching disney channel.

    • @ejc8466
      @ejc8466 Před 5 lety +3

      I'm eli an you are gross (to the lady)

    • @GL4DIAT0R_
      @GL4DIAT0R_ Před 5 lety +6

      Hi I'm Springtrap and I agree with Daz

    • @emerseddragoon3262
      @emerseddragoon3262 Před 5 lety +7

      I'm Poppy Gloria, and your watching Pew News.

    • @ejc8466
      @ejc8466 Před 5 lety +2

      @@GL4DIAT0R_ yup

  • @ayumi5218
    @ayumi5218 Před 5 lety +462

    *I might as well wipe my arse with a cheese grater.*
    My brain:
    Oh look, here's something for you to imagine!

    • @sophiechila5964
      @sophiechila5964 Před 5 lety +4

      A.J E.H lmao yeah literally me

    • @ultradantio3626
      @ultradantio3626 Před 5 lety +1

      No no no no

    • @soggyscalps9417
      @soggyscalps9417 Před 5 lety +1

      So true

    • @mavdog2
      @mavdog2 Před 5 lety +1

      To be honest when I first saw this which was like right now and I first saw the kid and that bathtub and I saw the bathtub water just Brown I thought he just took a giant s*** in it and it made me throw up so much what is it with these families and being cheap just get a job get a good one that gives you good money

    • @ashleamartinez489
      @ashleamartinez489 Před 5 lety +1

      A.J E.H that was the best part of the whole video

  • @Oopsbaby
    @Oopsbaby Před 4 měsíci +6

    I feel so bad for the son! He gets no privacy, he probably smells because his parents refuse to let him use clean water to bathe in, there's no toilet paper, and the newspaper that is used for toilet paper is IN A BAG BY THE TOLIET...if he has friends they definitely don't come to his house

  • @browniebear_3057
    @browniebear_3057 Před rokem +20

    I adore that only Daz can create a 12 minute video out of a 2 minute video. It's pure gold my dazzling friend. Pure gold.

  • @gavingwinn4277
    @gavingwinn4277 Před 4 lety +830

    “We’re never that dirty.”
    Then why hell is the water brown?

  • @jesslilley3211
    @jesslilley3211 Před 5 lety +1764

    I can’t stop thinking about the fact that they wipe with newspaper...which can’t exactly leave them...clean...
    THEN share a bath....
    🤮🤮🤮

    • @jennam5973
      @jennam5973 Před 5 lety +64

      Jess Lilley I screamed THEY HAVE DOLLAR TREE FOR A REASON

    • @KelpeeGee
      @KelpeeGee Před 5 lety +104

      That's why the water was so brown, leftover from what the newspaper couldn't get

    • @esbethlace8950
      @esbethlace8950 Před 5 lety +33

      Oh god I didn’t even think about that 🤢

    • @javaghoul6302
      @javaghoul6302 Před 5 lety +41

      Jesus... your right.. that's so messed up.. they should be rich from all the money they would have save by this point and yet their too cheap to even enjoy their money 🤔

    • @reaclea7628
      @reaclea7628 Před 5 lety +13

      Oh no, oh god no.

  • @bls3746
    @bls3746 Před 2 lety +18

    It’s things like this that make me feel super lucky to have grown up in a house with pretty much everything. I feel bad for the kids and also for the people who have to live like this because they don’t have any other choice. These guys choose to live like this, other people have to

  • @mastersinthe5114
    @mastersinthe5114 Před rokem +9

    People like this who manage to have a house make me a little less scared about my future

  • @pickledgoatdick1427
    @pickledgoatdick1427 Před 5 lety +2699

    *"When the bath water is the color of TEA.... You know it's not worth saving the money."* 😂😂

    • @hikaru9624
      @hikaru9624 Před 5 lety +34

      I don't know what kind of shit tea you'd have to buy to get that colour. The engine oil in my car looks safer to wash in than that!

    • @spencermaslen2096
      @spencermaslen2096 Před 5 lety +12

      What if I put teabags in my bath?¿

    • @Lauren_B
      @Lauren_B Před 5 lety +12

      I was drinking tea when he said that, nearly came back up

    • @cantinasmile
      @cantinasmile Před 5 lety +7

      What if you're simplynailogical?

    • @duckingtonduckss7525
      @duckingtonduckss7525 Před 5 lety +2

      mazza studios don't know but it's now on my to-do list

  • @funfetus7403
    @funfetus7403 Před 5 lety +3513

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Daz: the bath water is the color of *TEA*

  • @izzysmith53
    @izzysmith53 Před 2 lety +3

    'I'm Daz Black, and I don't want to know you.'
    Well spoken, Daz

  • @CatKit-
    @CatKit- Před 2 lety +10

    hearing daz talkin about action man and me having one when I was little is just wholesome

  • @abz_4761
    @abz_4761 Před 4 lety +5088

    Lady: *uses only a droplet of shampoo in a month*
    Me: *uses the whole damn bottle in one washing*

    • @s4gitt7ius
      @s4gitt7ius Před 4 lety +46

      OMG!!! bahahahahahhaahhahahahahahhahahahahHahhahahhahahah
      this made me laugh so hard!!😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂 especialy cuz i relate!!😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @abirmawi2808
      @abirmawi2808 Před 4 lety +123

      @@s4gitt7ius u must laugh really easily because this wasnt funny

    • @4x3ll3x2
      @4x3ll3x2 Před 3 lety +52

      Lisa Campo Ah yes, *Comedy*

    • @abz_4761
      @abz_4761 Před 3 lety +47

      Abir Mawi u must be in a really bad mood bc I thought it was pretty funny :3

    • @to8896
      @to8896 Před 3 lety +10

      Same XD

  • @ivam5768
    @ivam5768 Před 5 lety +1356

    1:35 "When the bath water is the color of tea"....
    *simplynailogical has entered the chat*

    • @ellabella1924
      @ellabella1924 Před 5 lety +8

      Touché

    • @osoroshidesu2017
      @osoroshidesu2017 Před 4 lety +17

      Omg yass remember Christine the Science Queen 😂

    • @idiotnugget1843
      @idiotnugget1843 Před 4 lety +12

      She got in ice tea hot tea Just straight up TEA TEA QUEEN 🍵👑

    • @verkx4483
      @verkx4483 Před 4 lety +6

      @@osoroshidesu2017 Its Cristine she doesn't like when people don't spell her name right just saying

    • @luciec4017
      @luciec4017 Před 4 lety +1

      😂

  • @Luhvxtejaa
    @Luhvxtejaa Před 4 měsíci +5

    Daz makes me so happy fr

  • @rileysaucier1303
    @rileysaucier1303 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Daz: "its worth it:
    Me: 👀
    Daz: "its worth the cost of another flannel..."
    Me: *sigh of relief*

  • @arialyssa6083
    @arialyssa6083 Před 5 lety +612

    “Are you looking for viral infections” 💀

  • @pinknirobinson4274
    @pinknirobinson4274 Před 5 lety +477

    "When the bath water is the color of tea!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @pinterboglarka8752
    @pinterboglarka8752 Před rokem +3

    im a broke uni student but BOY something i will never save on is HYGIENE!! i might call a slice of bread a whole meal some days, but my dear god will i always make sure to have enough shower gel, toothpaste, deodorant, TP…

  • @massaroni6903
    @massaroni6903 Před rokem +26

    Daz reacting to his low disk space never disappoints

  • @kensie7316
    @kensie7316 Před 5 lety +704

    6:44
    they can't afford water but they can afford nail polish because they have their priorities set right 🙂🙂

    • @frede.246
      @frede.246 Před 5 lety +4

      Kensie You are so right XD

    • @missshady1760
      @missshady1760 Před 5 lety +27

      Kensie omg. I didn’t think of that. Maybe that’s how she can afford nail polish, by sharing baths and wiping with newspaper 😂

    • @ins8957
      @ins8957 Před 5 lety

      they’re poor, not animals.

    • @simplyoverit9232
      @simplyoverit9232 Před 5 lety +8

      Insiyah Tambawala so makeup and nail polish should come over TOILET PAPER? they are stupid not struggling

    • @ins8957
      @ins8957 Před 5 lety +1

      simply over it i’m not denying that this family specifically is dumb. i’m speaking out for actual homeless and poverty ridden people that need these necessary distractions to LIVE. everybody deserves that.

  • @chloe-kl3jz
    @chloe-kl3jz Před 5 lety +1388

    "I'm Daz Black and I DON'T want to know you" 😂😂👌

    • @chloeridgwell7560
      @chloeridgwell7560 Před 5 lety +3

      *black

    • @rose.curtis
      @rose.curtis Před 5 lety +5

      Ive been looking for this comment! 😂

    • @tylersk8s51
      @tylersk8s51 Před 5 lety +8

      @@chloeridgwell7560 ok chloe good for you continue to spend 40 minutes to have perfect hand righting and no spelling errors

    • @raindrop3366
      @raindrop3366 Před 5 lety +4

      @@chloeridgwell7560 No one cares about an innocent typo. Ugh.

    • @chloe-kl3jz
      @chloe-kl3jz Před 5 lety +1

      @@rose.curtis 😂😂

  • @brysonclark6568
    @brysonclark6568 Před 21 dnem +2

    “Im Daz black and I don’t want to know you” this got me cracking up 😂

  • @egiemeister
    @egiemeister Před 2 lety +3

    Daz: How’s it going dazzlers!
    CC: Hofstra does TLAs does

  • @nutella_-qh9xz
    @nutella_-qh9xz Před 4 lety +6922

    “We’re never that dirty.”
    *water is literally brown*

  • @youngdizzstomach2093
    @youngdizzstomach2093 Před 4 lety +4271

    “Toilet paper is cheap”
    Corona virus: I’m about to end this mans whole career

  • @maudehutchinson9037
    @maudehutchinson9037 Před rokem +5

    Most genuine kindest man ever blessed to have you with us best comedian and CZcamsr ever!!

  • @silentslicer2630
    @silentslicer2630 Před 11 měsíci +2

    'and im daz black and i dont want to know you' got me cracking up you made my day again

  • @emmaselway7229
    @emmaselway7229 Před 5 lety +764

    “I’m daz black and I DO NOT want to know you ! “ 😂😂
    Thanks for all the likes !!!!

    • @youruncleolaf4694
      @youruncleolaf4694 Před 5 lety +3

      Emma Selway Im the 665th like.
      I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.

    • @sadieadler8899
      @sadieadler8899 Před 5 lety +1

      I'm the 748th comment 😁

  • @jamieharding5368
    @jamieharding5368 Před 4 lety +907

    At 7:00
    Lady- “how stupid is changing the bath water?”
    Me- “how deadly is Cholera”

    • @zenoZ5
      @zenoZ5 Před 4 lety +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ciaranmullins9671
      @ciaranmullins9671 Před 4 lety +8

      Actually colerah wud come from drinking the water not bathing in it but it's still reeeeeeeaaaallly unhealthy XD

    • @jamieharding5368
      @jamieharding5368 Před 4 lety +3

      fricking hecker ?

    • @ciaranmullins9671
      @ciaranmullins9671 Před 4 lety +10

      @@jamieharding5368 no swear words in my Christian minecraft server

    • @jamieharding5368
      @jamieharding5368 Před 4 lety +4

      fricking hecker lol gotcha. I swear like that, too!

  • @bridgetcarroll234
    @bridgetcarroll234 Před 2 lety +9

    Its 3:33 in the morning and im laying here watching daz and talking to my favorite person and loving the world not expecting anything from me!!!!! Thanks daz for keeping this a good night!!!!

  • @xxwolfieredxx9438
    @xxwolfieredxx9438 Před rokem +4

    i think at some point these parents being so cheap turns into a form of child abuse or neglect :/ Like bathing in literal DIRT WATER, no warm water, no power, having a bag full of piss and shit by the toilet and god knows what else💀 I mean that toilet situation is literally a health hazard. disgusting

  • @zweetsouffle9567
    @zweetsouffle9567 Před 4 lety +2523

    Even Mr. Krabs isn't this cheap on house supplies.

  • @Mar-ih6fc
    @Mar-ih6fc Před 5 lety +318

    Cheapstake:
    "I'm Melanie Rose and I'm a Hillie Billie cheapskate"
    Daz Black:
    "'Im Daz Black and I DON''T want to KNOW YOU '"

    • @minx.toesies2037
      @minx.toesies2037 Před 5 lety +3

      **AND I DONT WANT TO KNOW YOU*

    • @anthony9845
      @anthony9845 Před 5 lety +1

      Yeah i don't want to know YOU

    • @superstitions7327
      @superstitions7327 Před 5 lety +1

      It’s terrifying that her name is so close to mine *shivers*. add an N to the end of there last name and that is my full name. oOf

    • @l.dthekatt1836
      @l.dthekatt1836 Před 5 lety +1

      Lol

  • @asthenticcow8314
    @asthenticcow8314 Před rokem +6

    7:15 my mother with everything OMG🙄

  • @hanahoshinari6925
    @hanahoshinari6925 Před rokem +11

    0:42
    “Choosing to bath in your own piss, rather than fresh water! *laugh*” - Daz Black 2019

  • @charlottesuarez6021
    @charlottesuarez6021 Před 5 lety +438

    "I have got a great ass"
    -Daz 2019
    *was said while screaming about toilet paper*

  • @DefinitelyNotRainMan
    @DefinitelyNotRainMan Před 5 lety +900

    Her: I'm Melody Rose and I'm a hillbilly cheapskate!
    Him: I'm Daz Black and I don't want to know you
    Me: *looses it*
    Sweet geezus.

  • @amraisaki7044
    @amraisaki7044 Před 2 lety +2

    "I'm Daz Black and I don't want to know you!" The way I laughed.

  • @averysgacha1082
    @averysgacha1082 Před 2 lety +5

    Daz is the only person I would watch a 10 minute intro cause how funny he is 💀

  • @Arctic_Snake_
    @Arctic_Snake_ Před 5 lety +680

    Brandon : sometimes I want my own shower
    Daz : I 👏 FEEL 👏 YOU 👏
    And the rest of the world 😂

    • @lachlann4335
      @lachlann4335 Před 5 lety +7

      Imagine if his Christmas present is to have a shower by himself.

    • @alanak.7539
      @alanak.7539 Před 5 lety +2

      I was just about to comment this exactly, claps and all. 😂 I pity these people's kids from the bottom of my heart. No one should be forced to live in these insane, disgusting conditions! Saving money is great, but when you're this obsessed, you've got mental problems, that's all.

    • @mk-jamie2923
      @mk-jamie2923 Před 5 lety

      @@lachlann4335 probably is
      I mean I have 7 in my family and we all have a bath each every day
      fRiKkEN ChEAp

  • @cubclean
    @cubclean Před 5 lety +1964

    Daz: It’s the colour of TEA!!!!!!
    Me: Don’t associate that FILFTH with the heavenly beverage that we call tea!

  • @whiterxses8667
    @whiterxses8667 Před 9 měsíci +1

    6:43 THE CURLED TOES… I’m sorry that just really caught me off guard 😭

  • @akumu2376
    @akumu2376 Před 2 lety +3

    Honestly Daz is the only person who can make me feel better when I’m sick and sad,thank youuu!☺️🥺

  • @dobbbo1101
    @dobbbo1101 Před 5 lety +3468

    Can I just say I wouldn’t last a week without becoming severely depressed in that house

    • @imnothere6696
      @imnothere6696 Před 5 lety +89

      I would've called CPS

    • @Vheone
      @Vheone Před 5 lety +90

      Yeah, it's sad too because there not actually breaking the law, so the kid wouldn't be able to be taken away somewhere else. This shows how well look aftered we all are, we get clean water at least.

    • @lz2339
      @lz2339 Před 5 lety +20

      dobbo 0789 I would go insane 😂

    • @gingerjohnson7022
      @gingerjohnson7022 Před 5 lety +31

      I wouldn't even last a minute let alone a week. That poor kid, you can see it in his face....

    • @sinnervincey
      @sinnervincey Před 5 lety +7

      sᴀᴍᴇ

  • @vickyk3566
    @vickyk3566 Před 5 lety +739

    Daz is probably the only youtuber who doesn’t give a shiit about james charles

  • @XxMarchOrDiexX
    @XxMarchOrDiexX Před 2 lety +6

    Instead of sharing one tub of bath water every day, wouldn't it be much more hygenic for them to just have baths on separate days? 🤔

    • @johan.ohgren
      @johan.ohgren Před 2 lety

      That would not save the water, which is the reason they do it this way.

    • @XxMarchOrDiexX
      @XxMarchOrDiexX Před 2 lety

      @@johan.ohgren But if they're filling the tub once a day anyway, they would surely get cleaner bathing every few days in fresh water than bathing every day but sharing the dirty water? 🤔

    • @johan.ohgren
      @johan.ohgren Před 2 lety

      @@XxMarchOrDiexX yes, but they are too dumb to do that.. and it would still consume more water..

  • @MaddieMittz
    @MaddieMittz Před rokem +4

    Now I want to hear more about Daz’s bath experiences with Action Man

  • @yxnyxng6510
    @yxnyxng6510 Před 5 lety +490

    *"Rant over...."*
    The laugh though 😂

  • @Love_Nyxus
    @Love_Nyxus Před 5 lety +294

    Daz:
    Computer: Low disk space.
    Daz: Go away.

    • @bahed7242
      @bahed7242 Před 5 lety +4

      Kimm
      Yes bitch
      I need help shiting
      Do it yourself bitch
      Oh it's ok I was just pregnant

  • @madisonbrowder43
    @madisonbrowder43 Před rokem +2

    “It wouldn’t be possible to move where I’m going if it wasn’t for you all…CHEAPSKATES!”
    I literally died because it sounded like he called us Al cheapskates.🤣🤣🤣

  • @chickennuggetconspiracies3870

    Video: I'm Melody rose and I'm a hillbilly cheapskate
    Daz: I'm Daz Black and I don't want to know you
    that got me cracking up😂😂🤣

  • @MrNight-dg1ug
    @MrNight-dg1ug Před 5 lety +3544

    daz: *whispers*
    me: *turns up volume*
    daz: *SHOuTinG*
    me: *turns down volume*
    *repeat*
    Edit:
    Parents within 5 meters: *insert angerey homosapien*

  • @Le-nr9mq
    @Le-nr9mq Před 3 lety +4864

    "We're never really dirty"
    Literally bathing in dirt

  • @crimsonninja6840
    @crimsonninja6840 Před 2 lety +3

    12 minutes from a 2 minute video 😂 commentary is key lmao especially with daz it's just perfect, his videos cured my depression, thank you daz you are the best

  • @Byeiol_kkqum-335.
    @Byeiol_kkqum-335. Před 6 měsíci +1

    Daz:why is there oi-
    Computer:LOW DISK SPACE
    Daz:go away😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @elenac1100
    @elenac1100 Před 5 lety +443

    " We don't use toilet paper"
    AND WE'RE DONE

  • @amiliasmith2491
    @amiliasmith2491 Před 5 lety +722

    I might as well wipe my ass with a cheese grater
    Daz games 2019 🌚

  • @Kopipka
    @Kopipka Před rokem +1

    Daz telling rants r jus amazing n I love it👌🏽

  • @milliez694
    @milliez694 Před 2 lety +4

    Only Daz can make a one minute video into a 12 minute video.

  • @scotty_splash
    @scotty_splash Před 5 lety +223

    WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE’S ON HER PERIOD?!
    “Oh I use newspaper as-“
    *MY BRAIN IS HURTING WHY JUST WHY*

    • @jasmines4236
      @jasmines4236 Před 5 lety +1

      Oh my god 😖😖

    • @amberwebbermae-carter6439
      @amberwebbermae-carter6439 Před 5 lety +3

      she looks old she could not be on it anymore

    • @scotty_splash
      @scotty_splash Před 5 lety

      You’re right 😂

    • @mastersprogram
      @mastersprogram Před 5 lety

      @@amberwebbermae-carter6439 my friend period doesn't end it starts at a certain age and then your stuck with it forever 😂 (if your a Girl)

    • @camiabaker6481
      @camiabaker6481 Před 5 lety

      @@mastersprogram no it ends at like your 50s

  • @skreetskree4855
    @skreetskree4855 Před 5 lety +1961

    THAT MUCH SHAMPOO FOR A MONTH?!!?!!
    *MY HAIR GOES DOWN TO MY ASS I'D NEED 20 TIMES THAT AMOUNT TO WASH MY HAIR ONCE*

  • @seefiery8459
    @seefiery8459 Před rokem +6

    Video 1:48
    Daz :12:15 yes

  • @anataenoshi3851
    @anataenoshi3851 Před 2 lety +2

    "we're not that dirty!"
    *THE WATER IS LITERALLY BROWN*

  • @marielromano236
    @marielromano236 Před 5 lety +564

    Rules to watch Daz
    1.dont eat
    2.drink
    3.DONT WEAR HEADPHONES
    4.suscribe to his channel
    5.stay dazzling
    Man I love this channel

    • @user-jm6xu8sh8v
      @user-jm6xu8sh8v Před 5 lety +9

      Dax lol. Don't subscribe to Dax tho, subscribe to daz

    • @aacorner
      @aacorner Před 5 lety +9

      i ate, drank (have regrets now) and had headphones on, but least im subscribed

    • @sarahkeane8627
      @sarahkeane8627 Před 5 lety

      @@aacorner SAME!!!

    • @sarahreynolds5757
      @sarahreynolds5757 Před 5 lety

      FAX

    • @awex7
      @awex7 Před 5 lety

      Mariel Romano I am eating

  • @richardpowell4281
    @richardpowell4281 Před 5 lety +389

    Daz: "I want to live on the moon"
    * Elon Musk wants to know your location *

    • @Blaineiskindagay
      @Blaineiskindagay Před 5 lety +3

      No, Luther Hargreeves wants to know his location

    • @savannakyer1395
      @savannakyer1395 Před 5 lety

      Delete this.

    • @Ghost_cattz
      @Ghost_cattz Před 5 lety +2

      Undyne TheUndying 𝗂 𝖿𝗈𝗎𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 umbrella academy fan! I was thinking the same thing-

    • @Blaineiskindagay
      @Blaineiskindagay Před 5 lety

      @@Ghost_cattz XD

  • @scorpion-ol5bi
    @scorpion-ol5bi Před rokem +2

    I just wanted to say that every time I feel bored it always gets me in a better mood when I watch your videos so thank you 🤙

  • @kciee6258
    @kciee6258 Před 2 lety +2

    The poor young boy…bless him lol you can feel his sadness through the camera…!

  • @greysonfinch534
    @greysonfinch534 Před 5 lety +2699

    Daz is the only person I wouldn’t mind watching long intros from

  • @sunny-jonicol2360
    @sunny-jonicol2360 Před 5 lety +320

    Talking Clock: Scrub scrub scrub 'till the water's brown!
    Cheapskate Mum: Hold my piss water.

  • @Balleronwheelz
    @Balleronwheelz Před 2 lety +1

    I was in tears 😂 Daz your awesome live long and prosper

  • @johnsiggers4752
    @johnsiggers4752 Před 2 lety

    I liked the burning bag part. Spit my coffee out. 🤣🤣

  • @cooldealcrazy
    @cooldealcrazy Před 5 lety +618

    I am so glad they didn't say they use the bathwater as drinking water afterwards

  • @firstnamelastname6194
    @firstnamelastname6194 Před 5 lety +452

    *Showers in boiling water and uses a full bottle shampoo* fight me

  • @barnyardchick4equestrian19
    @barnyardchick4equestrian19 Před 9 měsíci +1

    The color of that water is how my bath water looks after a full day of working in the barn lmao

  • @ronnie_blades5252
    @ronnie_blades5252 Před rokem +2

    Bath water looks like a British TEA FOR CHRISTSAKE

  • @Parker-hyde1825
    @Parker-hyde1825 Před 4 lety +637

    Boy:sometimes I do want to take my own shower
    Daz: l👏FEEL👏YOU

    • @moonpie175
      @moonpie175 Před 4 lety +3

      Brianna Griffin
      Boy: Mum I’m done the bath kinda looks like tea tho
      Daz: HA TIME TO CHANGE YOUR WATERRRRRR

    • @Parker-hyde1825
      @Parker-hyde1825 Před 4 lety +1

      Fruit Cake OWO XD

    • @yourlocalvampirekat
      @yourlocalvampirekat Před 4 lety

      @@moonpie175 Omg that's funny XD

    • @toybonnie921
      @toybonnie921 Před 4 lety

      Brianna Griffin really... owo? 🤔🙄

  • @felineempress3939
    @felineempress3939 Před 3 lety +3464

    When one of the kids gets left home alone they’re going to take that opportunity to take their first ever hot bath all to themselves

  • @Goth.stoner98
    @Goth.stoner98 Před 3 měsíci

    Can I just say how much I love the song he has playing at the end of his video when he does his goodbye
    ( stay dazzling ha ! )
    Then the fun music plays like for real sometimes I dance to it 😂

  • @heathernewton5465
    @heathernewton5465 Před rokem +7

    Daz, when I have a bad day or I just don't feel it that day I will always watch your videos especially the cow simulator one because it makes me laugh so hard you cheer me up because of your humor and generally your whole expression I love you so much you're such a good CZcamsr you're one of my favorites!! Have a good day or night...

  • @abigailgrosvold1914
    @abigailgrosvold1914 Před 3 lety +1784

    “I may as well wipe my ass with a cheese grater” 💀✋

  • @27vamps
    @27vamps Před 5 lety +509

    A NEW PALACE!
    Who else remembers the Clothes Closet 😭😂

  • @danielprocter1730
    @danielprocter1730 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Mum: uses newspaper
    Me: uses a whole role

  • @asthenticcow8314
    @asthenticcow8314 Před rokem +1

    I feel bad for the kid, his friends will never come over to his house again.