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  • @abbybrownabbz8301
    @abbybrownabbz8301 Před 5 lety +829

    *LINDA CALL CHILD SERVICES! I'M SERIOUS!*
    *LINDA! AIR! NOW!*

  • @fammybai8492
    @fammybai8492 Před 5 lety +2841

    " And in my spare time I suck helium"
    Damn🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @camilajimenez-gn6sy
    @camilajimenez-gn6sy Před 2 měsíci +651

    whos here in 2024🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️

  • @Yassified_Shoto_Todoroki_
    @Yassified_Shoto_Todoroki_ Před rokem +1951

    Every child deserves a parent but not every parent deserves a child

  • @travel_mist4152
    @travel_mist4152 Před 5 lety +2762

    Judge: can we please have Brystol on stage:
    Brystol: crawls across stage, finds brick, knocks herself out.
    Judge: 👏🏻

  • @hithere7393
    @hithere7393 Před 5 lety +2923

    Jaelyn has blue eyes and brown hair-
    "And doesn't give seven shades of shit."

  • @itzaspen9249
    @itzaspen9249 Před 11 měsíci +658

    As a child who grew up doing pageants I will never put my kid through that. I’m 16 now and have an eating disorder and fear what people think of me. It’s truly toxic

    • @Yes_im.a-lordpeacock
      @Yes_im.a-lordpeacock Před 8 měsíci +23

      Eating disorder? R u OK?

    • @Millealaska888
      @Millealaska888 Před 8 měsíci +11

      ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @itzaspen9249
      @itzaspen9249 Před 8 měsíci +35

      @@Yes_im.a-lordpeacock I’m doing better thank you sm

    • @gacha_zero
      @gacha_zero Před 7 měsíci +19

      I'm very sorry that happened eating disorders are horrible I have one but you will get through this!! 💜

    • @urnangei
      @urnangei Před 7 měsíci +9

      That's awful! Are you doing ok? I'm so sorry you had to go that!!

  • @jasonlechner947
    @jasonlechner947 Před 11 měsíci +320

    I'm glad she didn't end up like that one poor teen who took her own life at 16. Bristol is a mother now and is moved away from her family. I'm happy she's ok!

    • @vange13113
      @vange13113 Před 9 měsíci +20

      That’s great news! Where did you find out? 😊

    • @jasonlechner947
      @jasonlechner947 Před 9 měsíci +15

      @@vange13113 I was looking online to see how she was

    • @vange13113
      @vange13113 Před 9 měsíci

      @@jasonlechner947 Is there an article or anything about it? I tried looking her up on google but not much came up aside from the videos. Not doubting your comment at all, I just really want to find out more because it’s great that she got herself out of that situation

    • @user-vs8eo9nm7w
      @user-vs8eo9nm7w Před 7 měsíci +10

      thats so cool!! (ALSO TOMMYINNIT!!)

    • @Ijustbombedanorphanage
      @Ijustbombedanorphanage Před 4 měsíci +3

      Mate she'd be 5/6 now 💀

  • @Nicole77340
    @Nicole77340 Před 5 lety +2853

    " Two-year-old starts crying after hitting her head And now has a concussion"
    Everyone who works at the pageant:Why can't these babies be more Mature This is like the worst day ever for me

    • @mildlydistressedmaninaturt5452
      @mildlydistressedmaninaturt5452 Před 5 lety +128

      “BRYSTOL, OUR FUCKING BEAUTY SCORE IS GOING TO SUFFER!! WHAT THE _FUCK_ IS WRONG WITH YOU???”

    • @joescott9054
      @joescott9054 Před 5 lety +4

      nicole koch *and

    • @Casedilla73
      @Casedilla73 Před 5 lety +51

      And lets put some mascara on the 18 month baby and keep her awake with some mtn dee and chocolate. Genius! They’re gonna be the next einsteins, I swear.

    • @audreyfisk191
      @audreyfisk191 Před 4 lety +12

      Literally the way the dad says oh my god as if he can’t believe his baby is crying after getting a straight up concussion

    • @maryamjavid3893
      @maryamjavid3893 Před 4 lety +2

      We should start a pettion

  • @lolzies9644
    @lolzies9644 Před 3 lety +1533

    "HER BEAUTY SCORE WILL SUFFER"
    AND SO WILL HER FRICKEN BRAIN

    • @josephmulliss2127
      @josephmulliss2127 Před 3 lety +17

      These people are sooo messed up

    • @fourearwolf3315
      @fourearwolf3315 Před 3 lety +11

      @@josephmulliss2127
      Right, like these parents will only make babies for money.

    • @itsgacha411
      @itsgacha411 Před 3 lety +4

      PFTHAHAHAHA

    • @reaper8401
      @reaper8401 Před 3 lety +4

      MomSmaaaaaaaaaaaack ohhhhh no my Beauty score Doctor she is in a comma and when she wakes up she will think she is a chicken

    • @vengance81108
      @vengance81108 Před 3 lety +2

      *Doom music starts* AND SO WILL YOU

  • @GhosterGames
    @GhosterGames Před 7 měsíci +56

    “Brystol enjoys pageants”
    *they say while literally showing a shot of her crying*

  • @julietteferrars3097
    @julietteferrars3097 Před rokem +242

    If the parents are like this in front of cameras imagine how much worse they are at home. This is child abuse and should be made illegal.

  • @RK-qd4jp
    @RK-qd4jp Před 4 lety +1541

    "if we don't bring home that crown, we are going to be crushed"
    "lIkE HEr hEaD"
    LMAOOOO

    • @lunamonetmonroe
      @lunamonetmonroe Před 4 lety +2

      Rxch Keenxn Right? Like umm no...YOU will be crushed, just like the poor kids head!

    • @King_Cuso
      @King_Cuso Před 4 lety

      “ “
      ____

    • @keefdrums
      @keefdrums Před 4 lety

      lol so true XD

    • @siennashallard440
      @siennashallard440 Před 4 lety

      hahaha i’m crying of laughter

    • @the_nova664
      @the_nova664 Před 4 lety +1

      This baby is gonna think she is a fricking dinosaur

  • @dieuwke9357
    @dieuwke9357 Před 4 lety +2128

    And this is why I love the france law that has banned any competition that judges kids under 16 years old on their beauty. More countries should do this

    • @victorconway444
      @victorconway444 Před 4 lety +56

      Well, now I wanna move to France. Fuck this country.

    • @kiwikatie4400
      @kiwikatie4400 Před 4 lety +49

      I think it should be 18 cause at 16 you’re still finding yourself and you’re finding actual love and becoming an adult and there’s a lot of emotions and insecurities

    • @exmachina8475
      @exmachina8475 Před 4 lety +26

      K J I don’t know, 16 isn’t that bad, considering you’re still aware of what you want. If you’re too insecure and finding yourself, don’t do it. If you find out you wanna do pageants when you’re 18 or you wanna start at 16? Go for it.

    • @dieuwke9357
      @dieuwke9357 Před 4 lety +19

      CometStar 74 i agree with but I think the reason they made the law was to stop grown ups from sexualising children. Like u know how in pageants there are a lot of middle aged men as judges. They wanted to put an end to that

    • @nctcrackheadculture9264
      @nctcrackheadculture9264 Před 4 lety +3

      t h a t b i t c h 16 is the legal age in some European countries so that’s probably why

  • @Nangela2323
    @Nangela2323 Před měsícem +48

    As a mother, not only does this disgust me, it also breaks my heart and I hope that poor baby is okay.

  • @thepixelatedaxolotls219
    @thepixelatedaxolotls219 Před rokem +55

    “LINDA CALLED CHILD SERVICES IM SERIOUS THIS TIME!!!” Had me dying 😂

  • @leahwilliams8183
    @leahwilliams8183 Před 5 lety +4406

    “Throw the fetus on the stage and watch it wobble” literally died 😂😂

    • @kl4880
      @kl4880 Před 5 lety +16

      @@user-ry9pd3hg7u omfg 💀💀

    • @broskiio8674
      @broskiio8674 Před 5 lety +13

      @@user-ry9pd3hg7u r/woooosh

    • @J_Granted
      @J_Granted Před 5 lety +14

      @@user-ry9pd3hg7u Please delete your account

    • @FoxyBoxery
      @FoxyBoxery Před 5 lety +5

      @@broskiio8674
      R/woooosh

    • @socksearcher9934
      @socksearcher9934 Před 5 lety +14

      Emory Jesus Christ it’s a JOKE. are you..like. DELUDED

  • @ravenslight7934
    @ravenslight7934 Před 5 lety +473

    I 100% agree with you, Daz. This is literally just child abuse!

  • @morriii.
    @morriii. Před rokem +142

    I feel like a bad person for laughing after the kid smacked her head but at the same time IT WAS HILARIOUS OKAY-

    • @emilydawson2553
      @emilydawson2553 Před rokem +8

      I tried not to but I kinda lost it.

    • @ella_wagner
      @ella_wagner Před rokem +3

      I’m watching this at 1:30 in the morning that killed me 😂

    • @emilydawson2553
      @emilydawson2553 Před rokem +1

      @@ella_wagner Really?

    • @Dtak-us9rt
      @Dtak-us9rt Před rokem +3

      The doonk sound effect killed me

    • @No_NOBEE
      @No_NOBEE Před 7 měsíci

      What the hell is wrong with you

  • @user-tq9eu7bc2c
    @user-tq9eu7bc2c Před 11 měsíci +35

    “ who uses Mountain Dew and sugar to keep a baby awake isn’t that…. ABUSE?” Man when I heard that I was wheezing

    • @aradhana356
      @aradhana356 Před 20 dny

      Where I live they don't even sell mountain dew. ( from what I know/ heard, it's illegal bc of all the bad ingredients. ) I don't know if you can bring it but stores can't sell it.

  • @morganandmaddie2372
    @morganandmaddie2372 Před 3 lety +1799

    “HOw CaN yOu CoAch a fETuS”
    I- 💀

  • @mariad4246
    @mariad4246 Před 5 lety +7184

    "Do you just throw the fetus on stage and watch it wobble?" 😂😂😂

  • @jettetheriddler
    @jettetheriddler Před rokem +104

    literally need a parent like daz..

    • @kieronspiteri
      @kieronspiteri Před rokem +3

      Who dosent want to daz is like a god that saves everyone

  • @chico_chic5758
    @chico_chic5758 Před rokem +74

    "if my daughter ever uses a face tuner, i will take you phone and launch it into space." That was one of the best things I have ever heard a parent say. I tried the pageant thing when I was 8-9 years old and when I didn't like it my mom didn't force me to do...she stop taking me without question. My mom helped me grow up with high self-esteem and it makes me so happy to here Daz talk about that for his daughter as well.

  • @________3167
    @________3167 Před 3 lety +1859

    Kid: *smacks head against glass*
    Mom: "No No QuIt CrYiNg YoUrE GoInG tO rUiN yOuR sCoRe"

    • @itsclemtime2357
      @itsclemtime2357 Před 3 lety +29

      ________ I hope the kid disowns that bitch

    • @gakky3349
      @gakky3349 Před 3 lety +7

      ________ why does she keep her kid?!?!?!

    • @stephenhelsley4189
      @stephenhelsley4189 Před 3 lety +6

      You are so right It’s Clem Time Bitch

    • @Hash_777_
      @Hash_777_ Před 3 lety +2

      In sorry but I laughed

    • @snowgrave2475
      @snowgrave2475 Před 3 lety +4

      @Sans might i suggest giving them several words.
      Behind the shed.
      The one from Old Yeller

  • @benclasper2883
    @benclasper2883 Před rokem +79

    The girls literally an infant for crying out loud
    Gosh these parents really are thick even the mum.

    • @elenaxthatxbitch
      @elenaxthatxbitch Před rokem +1

      cause they from the southern US

    • @zoerich-ji9js
      @zoerich-ji9js Před 9 měsíci

      @@elenaxthatxbitch it's always the American parents that do this shit

    • @knowitall3503
      @knowitall3503 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Sadly, there are far too many thick parents across the world. Thick parents generally produce thick children who become thick parents - I can see a pattern forming here.

  • @sophiag.5785
    @sophiag.5785 Před rokem +25

    "from now on she thought she was a chair" ✋💀

  • @Cheeesters
    @Cheeesters Před 3 lety +2684

    “Her beauty score with probably suffer”
    Yeah, after that smack, so will her test scores!

  • @lexiharvey8630
    @lexiharvey8630 Před 4 lety +2768

    "She's cranky, she's fussy"
    "OF COURSE SHE IS CAUSE SHE'S 2 AND SHE WANTS TO WATCH BOB THE BUILDER BUT SHE CAN'T CAUSE SHE HAS MAKEUP IN HER EYE!!" .... "are these women real?" 😂😂

    • @mstree9173
      @mstree9173 Před 4 lety +7

      I don't think Bob the Builder is on air anymore

    • @magtism5738
      @magtism5738 Před 4 lety +7

      Actually 18 months not 2 which is worst

    • @alesha2480
      @alesha2480 Před 4 lety +3

      She isnt 2 shes 1

    • @lexiharvey8630
      @lexiharvey8630 Před 4 lety +8

      @@alesha2480 I was only quoting what he said.

    • @hanna4922
      @hanna4922 Před 4 lety +2

      Omg, I read this the same time he said it! Woooowww

  • @dysania5718
    @dysania5718 Před rokem +63

    Can we manage how Daz always manages to speak facts and be respectful whilst being funny? Something most people on the internet can't do nowadays.

  • @oliviaredpath3802
    @oliviaredpath3802 Před rokem +28

    I get told to do teen pageants. And I tell them no. They say why. I say maybe is because I don't want to be depressed.

  • @frazzyblue1384
    @frazzyblue1384 Před 5 lety +3383

    Mom: she loves pageants!
    Child: screams in sadness
    This is actually heartbreaking oh my god

    • @tuppencemccormick5121
      @tuppencemccormick5121 Před 4 lety +11

      Frazzy Blue I know it’s so sad😭

    • @mariacamilavega1720
      @mariacamilavega1720 Před 4 lety +42

      I think she was doing okay until she hit her head (more like her mother launched her to a door but you get me)

    • @iamapieceofclay56
      @iamapieceofclay56 Před 4 lety +5

      @@mariacamilavega1720 OMG yes.

    • @nightmaresans21
      @nightmaresans21 Před 4 lety +11

      Poor baby

    • @fluffynova6580
      @fluffynova6580 Před 4 lety +28

      Those people are forceing the baby wearing makeup drink mountain dew sugar those people are the worst people that ever lived

  • @isabelmarriott9449
    @isabelmarriott9449 Před 4 lety +3091

    Her child hit her head, and all she worried about was her score SEND HER TO JAIL

  • @tarniwilliams1451
    @tarniwilliams1451 Před 8 měsíci +8

    Dad: “LINDA CALL CHILD SERVICES, IM SERIOUS!!”
    Had me ✨wheezing✨and dying in my bed 💀💀

  • @jessypash9599
    @jessypash9599 Před 7 měsíci +12

    “Forget the pizza, I’ve run out of air… *LINDA* . AIR.”

  • @jo-madiison
    @jo-madiison Před 4 lety +1807

    “if we don’t bring home the crown, we’ll be crushed!,”
    “just like her head..”

    • @wowiezowie5347
      @wowiezowie5347 Před 4 lety +20

      Love ur profile pic

    • @Peaches_Gonzalez
      @Peaches_Gonzalez Před 4 lety +8

      😂😂😂😂oh lord

    • @music_lover1101
      @music_lover1101 Před 4 lety +9

      Imma just lurk amongst fellow army’s 👀

    • @calebbb_c
      @calebbb_c Před 4 lety +9

      Can you all please shut up? I like Kpop too but commenting "aRMyyYyYyYyYYy!" on every comment with a pfp of your oppar is annoying. Again, I like Kpop too! But this vid has nothing to do with BTS or Kpop

    • @Peaches_Gonzalez
      @Peaches_Gonzalez Před 4 lety +12

      Trembling Trash “oPpAR” disgusting, there is nothing wrong with having them as a profile pic, we are just saying hello, don’t like it get out, we are replying under someone who’s an army, not a random ass comment.☺️

  • @anahigomez3351
    @anahigomez3351 Před 5 lety +804

    "We'RE GoNnA Be CRusHeD."
    *"what like her head?"*
    Ooff he went off.

  • @user-uz5ky8io5e
    @user-uz5ky8io5e Před 20 dny +3

    " forget the pizza joke I've run out of air- LINDA!! AIR. NOW! "😂😂😂

  • @julieannahorne990
    @julieannahorne990 Před 10 měsíci +8

    "Forget the pizza joke im out of air LINDA AIR" 😭😭

  • @erikaisamess3200
    @erikaisamess3200 Před 5 lety +2772

    she wants to watch bob the builder but she can't BECAUSE SHE HAS MAKEUP IN HER EYE

    • @connormccredie2376
      @connormccredie2376 Před 5 lety +26

      why does this remind me of twenty-one pilots lyrics

    • @georgedog326
      @georgedog326 Před 5 lety +7

      @@connormccredie2376 heathens music plays

    • @PizzazzBenton
      @PizzazzBenton Před 5 lety +7

      erika lauridsen I read this as he said it in the video and cried laughing

    • @K_A_R749
      @K_A_R749 Před 4 lety +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 That part killed me

    • @oscarsandoval1686
      @oscarsandoval1686 Před 4 lety +2

      Hi I'm bob the builder

  • @chelsross9144
    @chelsross9144 Před 4 lety +4805

    Vsco girls be like ”Save the turtles”
    Me: “ save the pageant children” 🤡🤡

    • @ashliestack0707
      @ashliestack0707 Před 4 lety +15

      Chels Ross ikr

    • @chelsross9144
      @chelsross9144 Před 4 lety +4

      Follow my ticktok @Ooof_chels

    • @jaydenscorner9477
      @jaydenscorner9477 Před 4 lety +15

      Basically the peagent children are plastic straws for the amount of plastic there mums put in their face

    • @chelsross9144
      @chelsross9144 Před 4 lety +2

      Jayden's Corner true they are probably gonna turn out like Kim 😂😂

    • @chelsross9144
      @chelsross9144 Před 4 lety +2

      ND Junction lol 😂😂🥳

  • @littlepumpkinbearxxx
    @littlepumpkinbearxxx Před rokem +9

    "2 months. That's like a foetus! What u do, throw it on stage and watch it wobble?!" Best quote ever

  • @user-iy2we1zd4j
    @user-iy2we1zd4j Před 7 měsíci +9

    WAHAHAHA- Forget the pizza joke i've run out of air- LINDA AIR
    That killed me..

  • @savannahmcdaniel428
    @savannahmcdaniel428 Před 5 lety +2404

    forcing your kids to live out your dream🤦🏻‍♀️ disgusting🙄

    • @williamwheway1664
      @williamwheway1664 Před 5 lety +18

      Anna Duh I know it’s so stupid they have kid for being a mother not for there dreams

    • @ejc8466
      @ejc8466 Před 5 lety +21

      I feel so bad for that girl an every girl who has to do these stupid pageants

    • @yukiiberuu7413
      @yukiiberuu7413 Před 5 lety +4

      Anna Duh I agree

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 5 lety +5

      Ah, the degeneration of the human race!

    • @crimothx
      @crimothx Před 5 lety +3

      I'd like this but 777

  • @scemo39
    @scemo39 Před 5 lety +555

    This is my faveourite "linda" yet
    LINDA
    AAAIIIIR
    NOW

    • @sarawl2003
      @sarawl2003 Před 5 lety +1

      I love the video were he yell Linda and his daughter screams back xD his face is the best thing ever

  • @krystalbeaz2718
    @krystalbeaz2718 Před 8 měsíci +6

    9:00 had me dying on the floor like "LINDA I NEED AIR"

  • @dogsareawesome9197
    @dogsareawesome9197 Před 5 měsíci +5

    I would rant but Daz perfectly describes it all at 9:55. Its sad and disgusting

  • @kodie-leagardam3807
    @kodie-leagardam3807 Před 3 lety +5874

    "SEND HER HOME SEND ALL THESE BABIES HOME
    and get them new parents"
    This is why we love daz

  • @captainshyguy3175
    @captainshyguy3175 Před 5 lety +2582

    Not only is this stuff child abuse, but it's pedo fuel.
    It should be illegal

    • @tristandeastui5967
      @tristandeastui5967 Před 5 lety +26

      When u want to beat comensents into ur child literally fucking hell

    • @spiko-ou3bp
      @spiko-ou3bp Před 5 lety +32

      @@tristandeastui5967 comensents oml

    • @christinastechl7855
      @christinastechl7855 Před 5 lety +22

      Tristan de astui please tell me “commonsents” was a joke

    • @AvianZone
      @AvianZone Před 3 lety +14

      @@tristandeastui5967 Do you mean “Common Sense.”

    • @DavidJr-ig5og
      @DavidJr-ig5og Před 3 lety +12

      Yes it crazy and sad to these toddlers

  • @Erica-zf4ds
    @Erica-zf4ds Před rokem +17

    every child should have a parent like daz, sarahis so lucky to have you

  • @sebastianmcguire1713
    @sebastianmcguire1713 Před rokem +9

    Lol when the mom gave the kid mountai dew, it made me think of Pink floyd when they gave pink heroin to keep him "going for the show".

  • @nviannaessap8837
    @nviannaessap8837 Před 5 lety +711

    "Jalyn has blue eyes and brown hair..."
    "And doesn't give seven shades of shit" HAHA TRUE

  • @callynwyatt9243
    @callynwyatt9243 Před 4 lety +5581

    Imagine being his daughter and bringing a friend over and all you hear is "LIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNDDDDAAA"

    • @savitasweet5064
      @savitasweet5064 Před 4 lety +227

      Omg did you hear what a Jessica said?
      " *LIIIINNNDA!! CALL CHILD SUPPORT!! FOR REAL!!* "

    • @time.topic.9273
      @time.topic.9273 Před 4 lety +28

      𝙻𝚘𝚕✪︎㋛︎

    • @breecoffman6533
      @breecoffman6533 Před 4 lety +53

      It’s like as soon as you walk in LINDA!!!

    • @renc9391
      @renc9391 Před 4 lety +35

      Welp that friend is gone

    • @katetroughear7915
      @katetroughear7915 Před 4 lety +49

      It would be worse if the friend was called Linda. That would be the only way he would refer to her

  • @YdreibkKiberdy
    @YdreibkKiberdy Před rokem +17

    The ‘how can you coach a fetus’ got me cracking up 😂

  • @K.R.E707
    @K.R.E707 Před rokem +3

    " Apart from knocking her the FCK out"
    Had me dying

  • @jen_is_not_ok
    @jen_is_not_ok Před 5 lety +13262

    Pageanting 101
    1. Get The Fetus.
    2. Throw It On Stage.
    3. Watch It Wobble.

  • @monikadsouzamd2129
    @monikadsouzamd2129 Před 5 lety +551

    Child: *knocks herself out and starts crying*
    Parents: G E T O N T H E B L O O D Y S T A G E

  • @Swisschees3
    @Swisschees3 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I honestly view Daz as a parental figure of some sort. I don’t have a good dad. Watching him teach people about what’s right and wrong, not discriminating, always being supportive of others that need it and overall being a great person is something I don’t have in my life rn but he always makes me feel better

  • @user-fx7pj7qt4u
    @user-fx7pj7qt4u Před 7 měsíci +3

    Throw the fetus on the stage and watch it wobble” literally died 😂

  • @odditynix
    @odditynix Před 5 lety +3976

    Seriously teared up at the end when you started talking about Sarah and how you're not going to let her use face tune. You're a fantastic dad Daz. Your relationship with Sarah makes me happy cry

  • @Artie_Fox
    @Artie_Fox Před 3 lety +2352

    This is child abuse - manipulative, not giving a damn about their children’s feelings and forcing them to do things they don’t want too. 😞

  • @BTSMom1980
    @BTSMom1980 Před 6 měsíci +5

    Concussia? 😂😂 Dead. Lmao.

  • @lizzy4825
    @lizzy4825 Před rokem +15

    Daz's daughter is lucky to have a dad like him :)

  • @liddulfish143
    @liddulfish143 Před 5 lety +418

    I love how you teach your daughter to love herself. U fudging amazing Father figure. Boss move

    • @xanthe1076
      @xanthe1076 Před 5 lety +9

      Itsawild jess I know that really touched me! I audibly went awww

  • @szipanka
    @szipanka Před 4 lety +2094

    THE WAY SHE SMILED WHEN SHE WAS CRYING IT BROKE MY HEART SHE IS GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE FAKE HAPPY PEOPLES WHEN SHE GETS OLDER I CANT.

  • @helloella3297
    @helloella3297 Před rokem +15

    This dude needs 1000000000000 followers 😂😂😂 he makes me cry with laughter ❤

  • @AliensForMunchie
    @AliensForMunchie Před rokem +1

    “Forget the pizza joke I’ve run out of air” I’m rolling💀

  • @shinyvidsnick2951
    @shinyvidsnick2951 Před 4 lety +1626

    “Baby’s foot falls off” pageant mom: oh she’s fine

    • @oliviamary2605
      @oliviamary2605 Před 4 lety +41

      “It’ll take us down on the beauty score a bit but she can still preform”

    • @Red-ko3nf
      @Red-ko3nf Před 4 lety +8

      Olivia Mary me: how?

    • @elvenwitch3919
      @elvenwitch3919 Před 4 lety +6

      Love your profile pic

    • @Kimmy-xw8vi
      @Kimmy-xw8vi Před 4 lety +2

      🤩😂😂😂

    • @Kb-ru9kt
      @Kb-ru9kt Před 4 lety +2

      No she says:nooo my money!!!!!

  • @ll-of9ow
    @ll-of9ow Před 5 lety +534

    Daz:LINDAAAAA
    Linda: walks in :yes daz
    Daz:looks around" wtf

  • @maybe_vinx6960
    @maybe_vinx6960 Před 6 měsíci +4

    if a parent was doing this to their child and it wasn't for a pageant they'd be arrested, why are pageants the exception

  • @w1noka
    @w1noka Před 5 lety +909

    R.I.P Daz's can of air
    ???-2019

    • @theonewhowatchesthewatchme2275
      @theonewhowatchesthewatchme2275 Před 5 lety +15

      I think it probably lasts a few hours with all this stuff he watches

    • @kzr1886
      @kzr1886 Před 5 lety +7

      The beginning of time - 2019

    • @420FAMILY4EVER
      @420FAMILY4EVER Před 5 lety +5

      He probably gets Linda to order care packages of air, so he’s ready for the most disturbing thing ever, he’s got a bunker full, he’s ready for the war.

  • @Mikemic2218
    @Mikemic2218 Před 5 lety +4526

    Child pageants. NEED TO BE BANNED!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 5 lety +109

      I hate the adult version as it is. Why the hell are CHILDREN getting involved?

    • @Mikemic2218
      @Mikemic2218 Před 5 lety +41

      @@couragekarnga8735 right with ya. But adults i guess can handle lots of it.

    • @charlotteh2280
      @charlotteh2280 Před 5 lety +56

      I'm surprised they aren't already. They are absolutely disgraceful 👎👎👎

    • @Subarashii_Nem
      @Subarashii_Nem Před 5 lety +55

      It's absolutely vile. I don't know how it's even legal. Even teens under 16 at the very least is weird to me. Why is it even a thing? I get adults doing it but children? What does a child gain from it? Nothing at all, it's all because the parents are pricks and didn't live the life they wanted so forcing their child to do it. It's so so wrong. Even if the child "likes it" as they always seem to say, it's wrong on so many levels. The child can't even develop properly. Filling her up on literal pure sugar is disgusting and will ruin her growth. These parents need child services to step in and take the child away, it's abuse, plain and simple.

    • @MrsCurioCheerio
      @MrsCurioCheerio Před 5 lety +26

      AyElCee I can see how some pageants could help to socialize kids, provide unique opportunities, and especially help with public speaking in front of huge crowds, but strictly beauty-based pageants for kids are just sad... like how is that an event and what is wrong with these adults

  • @chris730
    @chris730 Před měsícem +2

    The older sister looks terrified for herself and her sister, but the mum and coach are just smiling and hitting her head

  • @samantharalston6818
    @samantharalston6818 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Child abuse sums it up pretty well actually.

  • @natalieperdue7447
    @natalieperdue7447 Před 5 lety +853

    literally nobody:
    mom: *gives birth* okay pageant time!!!😌👋🏻

  • @LghtKnght
    @LghtKnght Před 3 lety +3756

    All children deserve parents
    But some parents don’t deserve children

  • @carljohnston7527
    @carljohnston7527 Před 4 měsíci +3

    This seems to be a pretty clear-cut case of child abuse. It's plainly obvious that the little girl wasn't enjoying herself at all. The mom's living vicariously through her daughter.... how about YOU go win a pageant, mom!

  • @kool-aid_jester
    @kool-aid_jester Před rokem +12

    It makes me angry seeing Daz angry. He's such a genuinely nice and happy person. Like, you have to be pretty bad if you make Daz angry.

  • @glitchedorange3665
    @glitchedorange3665 Před 3 lety +5009

    Daz is a rare breed of youtuber that has something called common fucking sense, im glad he actually thinks bout others and is nice but can still be funny af

    • @echolocation7183
      @echolocation7183 Před 3 lety +117

      I mean he has a kid so I would hope he has common sense and realizes how fucking horrible these parents are.

    • @Mylesledragon
      @Mylesledragon Před 3 lety +33

      SOME content on CZcams don't care about kids, but Daz actually cares. Especially Flamingo, he literally tried to troll someone because they wanted someone's phone number

    • @SkullyTheSkelly
      @SkullyTheSkelly Před 3 lety +13

      @@Mylesledragon he isn't hurting anyone. He isn't keemstar

    • @SkullyTheSkelly
      @SkullyTheSkelly Před 3 lety +10

      @@Mylesledragon also if you put your phone number on roblox your going to be called by everyone

    • @Mylesledragon
      @Mylesledragon Před 3 lety +9

      @@SkullyTheSkelly I think you read wrong, I said that Daz actually cares for children...

  • @itsclemtime2357
    @itsclemtime2357 Před 3 lety +3384

    *”Toddlers and Tiaras”*
    More like:
    Infants and Concussions

  • @user-vq9jv1qf6y
    @user-vq9jv1qf6y Před 6 měsíci +3

    You can tell she doesn't want to be there. These poor kids.

  • @OttertailandCharcoal
    @OttertailandCharcoal Před měsícem +1

    Everyone in this world deserve a dad like Daz but unfortunately not everyone has. Watching his videos puts a smile on my face.

  • @elliemattingley2473
    @elliemattingley2473 Před 5 lety +905

    “PLEASE WELCOME CONCUSSIA”
    I’m sorry I died of laughter 😂😂

  • @bloodthirstyghoul6313
    @bloodthirstyghoul6313 Před 5 lety +7056

    Literally everything Daz is correct and he is so aware of real social issues ,its quite refreshing

    • @annoyingcharger1256
      @annoyingcharger1256 Před 5 lety +24

      Yes

    • @bluemax9170
      @bluemax9170 Před 5 lety +7

      No u

    • @BeeTeaDubs
      @BeeTeaDubs Před 5 lety +9

      I'm like number 666... I'm not saying I'm similar to 666. What I mean is I liked it and now I'm fucked! I wanted to reply with something related to your comment... Though I guess the number of likes is related to your comment... And you're a bloodthirsty Ghoul! Oh my god! It was a trap!! Am I going to be tortured like a pageant kid? AH! I'm unliking! Nope Nope Nope!

    • @MoonOnLight
      @MoonOnLight Před 5 lety +5

      Thank you

    • @lilbeanz19
      @lilbeanz19 Před 4 lety +2

      Ikr!?🙏

  • @emmamartin4571
    @emmamartin4571 Před rokem +3

    All children deserve parents but not all parents deserve children

  • @PlutoPebble
    @PlutoPebble Před rokem +4

    This is heartbreaking. That poor kid I hope she's doing okay now and not mentally scarred or have health conditions from the sugar and caffeine.

    • @cajunvedafox5557
      @cajunvedafox5557 Před 29 dny

      She's now a mother and has gotten away from her family💙

  • @nathanpault-rapley4016
    @nathanpault-rapley4016 Před 4 lety +649

    *”if she doesn’t bring home that crown home, I’ll be crushed” “LIKE HER HEAD”*

    • @aceataku
      @aceataku Před 4 lety +5

      ND Junction oh don’t worry the show is officially off, they haven’t been airing any new episodes since 2016.

    • @Dazaifing
      @Dazaifing Před 4 lety +1

      @@aceataku Great news

    • @tiannachan1988
      @tiannachan1988 Před 4 lety +1

      B Kenny Thank god hope it never comes back

  • @hellopeopleoftheearth2511
    @hellopeopleoftheearth2511 Před 5 lety +469

    "Sorry... Maybe I'm judging too hard..."
    No Daz, u really ain't

    • @sagittariusvexa8396
      @sagittariusvexa8396 Před 5 lety +2

      Hello People Of The Earth, Yeah, it’s the adults who run the child pageants judging to hard. I wish they would just ban child pageants.

    • @alicjamajnusz1190
      @alicjamajnusz1190 Před 5 lety +2

      I so agree with u .daz is absolutely right ,when watching this I felt like this was child abuse .

  • @lisajhay4387
    @lisajhay4387 Před rokem +14

    Hi Daz. I’m a new fan and subscriber. I’m having a really crap time at the moment and your videos have me in stitches! Laughter is the best form of medicine and whoever your partner is I’m jealous! You’re so hilarious and I love you!!! 🥰🥰🥰

  • @JustinPapo-gh5js
    @JustinPapo-gh5js Před 17 dny +2

    "forget the pizza joke I'm out of air LINDA AIR NOW" 9:16 LOL

  • @arielmarie6437
    @arielmarie6437 Před 5 lety +733

    You can tell, when the little girl was crying on stage she was already trying to put on that fake smile and that honestly hurts 💔💔

    • @yeeyee455
      @yeeyee455 Před 5 lety +18

      That’s me everytime I go to school 😂

    • @littleblueclovers
      @littleblueclovers Před 5 lety +68

      ariel marie That fucks with me because I don’t think an 18 month baby should be learning to fake smile and hide their sadness for their mom’s approval.

    • @carolinez1018
      @carolinez1018 Před 5 lety

      I saw that too!! Imagine the emotional damage?

  • @MariannaCookie
    @MariannaCookie Před 5 lety +10330

    pageants should be illegal holy shit

    • @dianaboggs2346
      @dianaboggs2346 Před 5 lety +492

      I completely agree. This is definitely child abuse

    • @flamingbridges1649
      @flamingbridges1649 Před 5 lety +421

      totally agree. or at least wait until the child is able to make the decision to do it on their own. and if they don't like it, let them stop.

    • @sophiadavies6758
      @sophiadavies6758 Před 5 lety +52

      I love your username 😂😂😂

    • @Travelbyailsa
      @Travelbyailsa Před 5 lety +99

      It’s hard not to laugh when it’s daz but it’s actually painful

    • @LoreCatan
      @LoreCatan Před 5 lety +100

      I wouldn't make it illegal, I'd make it have an age restriction and make the kids sign a signature that they want to, you know? There are good pageanting parents out there

  • @UUmbrellaacademyy
    @UUmbrellaacademyy Před 9 měsíci +4

    can we all just agree that daz is literally the best parent ever

  • @DUCK-WITH-COFFEE
    @DUCK-WITH-COFFEE Před 7 měsíci +3

    “She doesn't give 7 shades of s-t” is my new favourite phrase

  • @harmonimom
    @harmonimom Před 5 lety +705

    "Can you spank your own hiney??"
    "FBI OPEN UP"

  • @prettyoriginalnameprettyor7506

    Forcing your child into that kind of crap l should be classed as a type of child abuse.

  • @rebeccawatson8078
    @rebeccawatson8078 Před měsícem +2

    The parent thinks that she can coach a baby/child and her mum is just giving her food on stage to keep her awake ❤❤😂😂

  • @glasscatcity4431
    @glasscatcity4431 Před rokem +3

    I absolutely agree with your thoughts on this. Especially with when they were putting mascara on her, my jaw literally dropped a little. I honestly look up to you so much, I love you. I'm always rewatching your videos like these and I still laugh every time. You've helped me get through anxiety and just being sad, or when I'm bored. I love the way you're so open-minded, and your motto of "if you're not hurting anyone, go ahead". I know you probably won't see this, but I just wanted to say it ❤❤
    Just wanted to add this: at the end when you were saying ab your daughter, I almost cried a little. You're such a good father, and I'm so thankful that Sarah has a parental figure like you in her life to teach her that she is beautiful. I can't wait to see the amazing woman she grows into (if you choose to show, ofc). Much love and all the happiness to you, daz ❤❤❤
    Sorry this was a bit long

  • @Itz_kitkatX-ix9wv
    @Itz_kitkatX-ix9wv Před 4 lety +1230

    “Nothing worse can happen”
    “Apart from nocking her the f out”
    I shouldn’t laugh but I’m done 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Whiteclaw98
      @Whiteclaw98 Před 4 lety +21

      You're not alone, and the fact that he kept replaying it after didnt help.

    • @booperdoop2216
      @booperdoop2216 Před 4 lety +4

      Me too

    • @elizahi6296
      @elizahi6296 Před 4 lety +5

      Omg I died laughing 😂 lmao idk why

    • @radioactivewolfeditz2639
      @radioactivewolfeditz2639 Před 4 lety +4

      I died I couldn't stop laughing lol

    • @azumii4107
      @azumii4107 Před 4 lety +1

      Itz_kitkat9615 X I’m trying to watch this video near my sleeping toddler, but I couldn’t hold back my laugh. 😂

  • @sourspike5502
    @sourspike5502 Před 2 lety +5031

    “SHE DOESNT REMBER WHO SHE IS!? SHE THINKS SHES A CHAIR NOW?!”
    That killed me🤣