DAZ WATCHES SUPER NANNY
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- čas přidán 28. 09. 2021
- How's if going Dazzlers, we are back with another Daz Watches. In this video we are finally reacting to Super Nanny, you've all been asking for it and I thought it was finally time to give in and watch an episode.
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There isn't another show around that will make you not want to have children faster than Super Nanny. It goes from 0 to 100 so quickly, but you'll just have to watch to see what I mean.
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shiniest shoes certificate, Daz? were they...dazzling? 👞
shiny
HOLY FUCK ITS ACTUALLY CZcams
Joined 51 years ago
oi hello youtube, wasn't expecting you here! シ︎
Oh god. CAN YOU UNBLOCK ME FROM GOING LIVE INSTEAD OF COMMENTING ON A SUPER NANNY VIDEO?????????? 😱😭😭
“She’s got them all lined up… like little Nazis” I DIED I CANT BREATHEEEEE
HELP!!! Everybody at my school cyberbullies me because they say me good good GOOD videos are extremely BAD!!! Please help me, dear aki
Hi I'm the first nonbot to respond
The day comes when they all raise their hands😄
LMFAO
@@AxxLAfriku ok
"God these kids are satan" meanwhile joe is just trying to stay out of it
"peanut butter or jelly" "NOTHING" mum: keeps asking me: choose ur weapon
I love how Daz doesn’t downgrade or talk bad about the mom. He recognizes that she might be a single mom who just doesn’t know what to do or how to control the situation. I respect and admire this man so much.
I feel bad for mums like this to.
Same 😢
@@Tristan1886 same the poor mother she seems younger than i thought.
@@Sammy5ive9ine At the time she was 29
Daz is one of them who just don’t give a shit but he’s funny as crap
I love how, he brings his own experience of being a parent.
Agreed
1000th like
makes the video much mre intresting so its not just a regular reaction video so he accually adds something to the video
5:56 "i thought she was going to turn into Michael Myers or something." BBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHABABABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA IM CRYINNNNN 😭
“He’s just hitting the sh out of his mum handcuff him!” I ROLLING LN THE FLOOR 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I've fed you, I've watered you" has got to be the most dad thing I've ever heard Daz say.
Water the flowers and the kids today Cray4Lay!
@@anastasiavermeulen6481 Ah thank you! I almost forgot!
My dad always: says that to me when he gets mad at me 😹😹
If my kids were naughty I would not give them any food or aater
Water*
14:18
“It’s not about being a man, I think that’s a toxic saying. Being a man, there’s no such thing. Be responsible.”
This is why I love Daz.
what a fucking icon
I think “be a man” in this context would just mean to be a good, proper responsible man, and to not be a coward or lazy and run away from an issue and leave the women to deal with it completely. The words aren’t ALWAYS toxic but it can be a problem with some things and you don’t have to use it.
@@paladinheadquarters7776 sush
@@torin_f1756 nah
as i red this comment i paused the vid and it was at 14:18
Favorite Parts:
1:22 - “-and Joe Frost looks like an IKEA couch.”
3:48 - “Alright, and that’s what you’ll get, you’ll also get my *BOOT!*”
5:06 “AAAH HE’S BITIN’!”
5:24 gave me some PTSD flashbacks Daz lol. So I was severely emotionally, physically, verbally and even sexually abused at a in home daycare by this evil woman. There was this other girl in her care that was rough-housing with the babysitters son. She was "play biting" him, and I witnessed her not really biting him, just pretending to. And the babysitter's son cried wolf and the woman comes barreling downstairs and legit grabs the girl's arm and sinks her teeth in her arm, and left a bite mark. The girl screamed bloody murder, scared the living shit out of me and it didn't even happen to me lol
No replies, 95 likes, lemme fix
God damn... 💀🖐🏻
daz having a midlife crisis over children he’s never met is the funniest thing
Yes
Here in America we use guns to make our children behave haha
czcams.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/video.html
Hello reply to this
true XD
Daz’s parenting words of wisdom: bite him😭😂
He didn't say bite him he said he biteing
Biteeee
@@Jurassic_baryonx he said that they should bite him back when he was telling a story about how his mom biting him (baby Daz) got him to stop biting his sister.
It honestly works, I bit my sister when I was little and my mum bit me back, never again did I do it.
my mum bit me back i never did it again
i actually look up to daz, he is so knowledgable and then making it funny. but seriously i like how looks at all angles like "im not seeing any dad" and explaining what he did with sarah. he is just such a role model to me and should be to a lot of people
Gizmo the dog! That is probably in my top 10 favourite celerities dog names. ❤🐶
Daz: Gives genuinely good parenting advice.
Also Daz: *HANDCUFF HIM!*
IKR 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
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That is so true 🙂😀😃😄😁😆😂🤣😂🤣
That is the good advice
So true
"Yes i am that lonely single man with a dog"
Sarah: *What am i, A ROACH?*
LINDA! Call Child Services!
@@wolverinestudiox5221 🥲💀
Ye I’m rly confused. I stop watching yt for a couple months. Didn’t he have a girlfriend?
@@elizabethyoung3306 They broke up already
@@wolverinestudiox5221 OML PLS
Daz:“BL-OOD-Y JE-SU-S and the cameras are there as well!”
6:36 😂❤
seeing daz cry about how much he cares about someone he doesnt even know is honestly the nicest thing ive ever saw
Real😢
when he talks about the risks of pregnancy and about people stepping up my respect for him went 📈📈📈
*same*
Why was your respect for him low in the first place, he's a good guy?
@@suhaybmohamoud5542 uh i didn’t say it was low it just went up
we need more men that understand what’s right
My respect for him has always been there
"she got them all lines up, like little Nazis" GOT ME LAUGHING
As soon as I saw your comment, AS SOON AS I SAW IT, He said it lmao
Same
Man imagine if Daz’s neighbour heard him scream “AA THAT WAS RIGHT IN THE TIT!!! RIGHT IN THE TIT!!!”
Omg this is my first time watching one of Daz’s videos, and I’m not even three minutes in and one of the kids have the same name as me 😭😭😭
Honestly though, he’s fucking hilarious 😂
one of the funniest daz watches ever
Lol true
Doesn’t beat the fashion shows
@@gamingwithsteve6750 I fully agree, I lost weight laughing at the fashion shows
IKR
@@X-otaax if only he would jc
“She’s like Spider-Man but she was bitten by another mum” 😂😂😂😂
Shame he won't do anything about his repulsive obesity tho
@@S-fn3oe
I’m convinced most mothers and fathers have that as a latent gene or something. Just needs to be activated.
Watching old videos in 2023. Can’t believe I’ve been a fan for like 6 years. Love watching the old videos. Love u daz, you make life worth living
Idk why but the cat in the beginning is so funny to me for no reason 😂
Lol “she has them all lined up… like little Nazis” I can’t 😂
Ikr 🤣🤣🤣
Ikr omg I'm dying 😂😂
Daz: says that *casually changes topic*
he said it as i saw this comment lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“They’ve got their kids all lined up, like little nazis” - Daz Black
Greatest way to describe Hitler as a child
@@harleysmalley4031 I- goddamn lmao
I HEARD LITTLE NAS X BYEEEEEEE
Super nanny is Hitler?!?
“Like little nazis”
Best thing daz has said LMAO
OHHH THAT WAS STRAIGHT IN THE TIT made me laugh 😂 😂😂😂
Same I was laughing for like 10 minutes
I was laughing for like 10 minutes when said that
“She’s got them all lined up…like little nazis.” -Daz
Lovely
@zijuiy wttuy who asked
@@eupxlse2339 stfu what is wrong with you
I died after hearing XD
@@emma-mt4jx good on you callin out the assholes of CZcams. He wuz just sharing a story Pxlse.
I feel so bad for Casey, the oldest girl. You can tell how quiet she is because of the situation, it's so upsetting... poor thing:(
Yes it is 😭 if that kept going on she might have had a really bad rebelling stage
If Supernanny didn’t step in I would be surprised if she would make it to her 50’s
Casey is the middle child. Shame man
@@ray_writes2.0 shes the oldest
Hmmm I think the mother should whoop their asses back into the previous week
Daz: before u say yes I Am that single man with a bog eyed dog 😂😂 (I'm joking about that dog bit)
Cute dog Daz. Give your fur baby lots of hugs and kisses from me. I am a major dog lover
Imagine the children in this show watching themselves after they grow up
I hope they'd be hella embarassed.
@@carlycchapman nah i bet they are like woohoo i owned that bitch i was the biggest manace when i was a child
Ouch
@@tropicaldk5466 bro- imagine a contest
gee mom, I really WAS a little shit 😊
"that's how I get moms attention, I relocate her jaw" killed me
Me too! I was laughing solidly for 5 minutes! 😂
“AHH HE’S BITING” I SAY HE’S BITING THE ASS!😂😂😂
Daz:OH✨MY✨GOD✨SOME✨KID✨IS✨GONNA✨GET✨DROP✨KICKED✨ACROSS✨THE✨LIVING✨ROOM
Super nanny: “The kids are acting disgusting”
The watchers: “REALLY!!!!”
The mouth on that boy 🤨
The sad thing these days is this is how a lot of kids act and we need to dispose of them before they breed more demons
Let’s get this to 420 likes
i hate kids any way so this is extra buth contol
@@paulabaldwin9729 you
Mean 940 lol
“She’s got them all lined up, just like little Nazis.” this is officially my favorite and funniest daz watches
Yoonbum?! 🧎🏌️
@@Huskfanclub Hisoka’s Bungee Gum⭐️💧
@@ilovejustinbiebersm 💧👁👅👁⭐️
@@Huskfanclub 🩹👁👄👁🩹
@@Huskfanclub lmaoo 🦶🔨
3:06 got me laughing so hard I think I'm dieing
1:21 ikea couch had me rolling 🤣
"No kid has ever gotten the better of her, she's the best nanny ever."
Me: "nanny mcfie is that you?"
"It's nanny McPhee, small c, big P."
Thanks for the right spelling 🖒
That's funny
Bruh I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, if that was my kid,cousin, little brother ONGGG I will literally make the bitch bleed for 2 fucking weeks STRAIGHT and I really couldn't give a fuck if that was abuse or not lol. I just hate kids in general lmao (not all tho).
"Small c big P"
-Nanny McPhee
“There’s nothing more scary than a stern mum.” very true.
This show makes me so sad.
The lack of slapping mouths is making me stressed and angry. A few swollen lips will stop that biting.
They all need discipline.
My mum never shouted at me, I just got a quiet sentence and a stare, I learned my lesson quickly.
@@MommaARA yeah no. You don’t feed it with beating your kid. Do us all a favor and never have children. You disgust me along with many others.
@@kageyamatobio2239 ok u would be the parent that gets pressed by there kids every second lol. Do us a favor don’t have kids cause they will grow up stuck up and annoying
“She got them all lined up like little natzi’s” 🤣
“Lined up like little nazis” I fucking lost it
"oh my god someones gonna get drop kicked across the living room" That shit killed me
The story of how i killed my sister
Lol the best part is that bit is now a tiktok sound, swearing kid and all 😂
killed the kid too XD
On today's lesson we will be showing how to make children fly.😏
“smack bitch into Christmas Eve😫💅”
“She’s a full-time Mom and a punching bag” I’m crying
😭😭
19:17 my mum just does straight eye contact and it’s terrific
the segment of him flipping off his mom as a child had me in literal tears😭
“Idiot!”
And that’s why I love how British people talk.
Yas
As a brit I love how we speak too lmao
Oh yes because nobody else except English people say idiot I am not trying to be rude I think ur being nice
@@summersummer3642 I think they meant how british say it, not the word specifically.
@ᗩᖇTᑎOOᗷ Me too also hi fellow brit :D
Daz: "I've got my tea, I hope you've got yours."
Me with my bowl of mashed potatoes: "... Well, not quite."
bro same tho
*Me stuffing my face with biscuits*
i had string cheese
@@Sweet_Baby_Rays was it good?
@@Sweet_Baby_Rays i had mac n cheese and mashed potatoes 😂😂
"oh my god... some kid is gonna get drop kicked across of the living room" STOP I CANT IDNBIDNCIN
Thank you so much Daz for giving important information about fathers running away. I truly thank you my mother also appreciates it! It’s actually sad to see my mother being alone.
“That’s how I get mums attention, I relocate her jaw” 😂😂😂😂😂😆😆
470 likes but no replies.... legendary...
edit: NOW ITS 741 AND NO OTHER REPLIES THAN ME?! such disrespecc
Yea like why do people like comments but don't reply
The silence of an angry mom, doubled with the death glare, is the scariest thing ever
Soon as they give you the look you know you're dead man
Always been my tactic, works, he just goes and does what I wanted him to do without uttering another word back 😂
Yep, makes the Other Mother from Coralline look like a teddy bear
IKR
I could cry for Kacey
Poor baby
Cute puppy Daz😍
“Tara is pinning all her hopes on super nanny Jo frost.”
Daz: “and Jo Frost is dressed like an ikea couch.”
hah! the girl in your profile pic died!
@@jackd8842 yoooooooooooooo we dont speak of her
His name is Recce
@@jackd8842 she died in the most British way possible
@@jackd8842 thanks for spoiling the show 🧍♂️
My respect for this man went through the roof when he started talking about responsibility. I swear, I wish he could have told this to my parents...
Deep my guy...... deeeeep
Honestly same 😀
As daz makes us laugh, he also gives us live advice about kids, to be honest it was really good advice 😂❤❤
"I should be Supernanny!"
Oh God, imagine that, "Linda, the lack of tea on my desk is totally unasseptable!"
Meghann: Unacceptable not unasseptable
@@Soniclengen don’t care
@@Soniclengen so the joke just flew over your head huh?
@Mia - Sᴇx Cʜᴀɴɴᴇʟ 18+🅥 what is wrong with people like you
Daz's story about him mocking his mum while her back was turned has me in stitches. Mum's really do have an extra sense specifically for when we're being little shits.
I never had the courage to flip my mum off, I knew she would use her mum senses on me, but seriously. THEY DO TELL THE TRUTH. THEY HAVE EYES EVERYWHERE
@@ilikeminecrafteducation5932 i just did it when i was alone in my room
@@ilikeminecrafteducation5932 Right? Moms are super scary. Like, tf they either have some CCTV cameras attached to them or they use some weird ass dark magic to be aware of everything
“That her scalp is barely holding on” absolutely killed me
Idk why but the AAAAH HES BITING!!! Had me sobbing 😭 😂
“One episode in you wont want kids”
*him having a kid*
*me just sitting there…*
He watched one too late.
Daz: “I can see it in your eyes”
Gizmo: 👁👄👁
I want your dog in ever video hes so cute the most adorable dog I ever seen i'm not even joking omg 😭 hes so sweet
That "ah" when the kid bit the mum was in lowercase😭
My mum when I was a child: “sit on the naughty step”
Me at 16: *sits on the stairs all the time for no reason whatsoever*
OMG SAME
Stairs are so comfy for no reason
My mum hit me when I did something that she didn't like. Now the Kids know me as the "when you do something bad, you will become only bread to eat" -woman
So true
It’s just nice now lol
“I’d give the mum a month before she’s dead” I can’t 😭😭
Man im dead "clean your room clean your room" while he flips off his mom when he was younger daz mann you are comedy gold iv been watching you since day one and you never fail to make me laugh hard i had to watch that 3 times fuck that was funny
I feel so bad for Casie. I underatand how it feels when your siblings just can't just behave, and listen. It is especially draining for a kid to go through that. Not all neglectful family situations happen on purpose, but it doesn't mean that they still can't severely screw up a child's mental state. I wish I could give her and her mom a hug ❤
@@Just_a_DHMIS_fan Yes, it always gives me severe anxiety that the teacher is going to yell at the class 🙏 I just hope that he doesn't cause it severely triggers me
This is just daz being a father for 15 minutes straight 😂
And 43 seconds
Daz: talking about getting a woman pregnant and being as bigger person, not running off
My dad: 👀he’s onto me holy shit
same 💀
What's on harmoine's lip
@@doesntmatter871 Butterbear
Fr 🧍🏻♀️
ugh sams
I lov daz LMAO he always brings a smile to my face
*Be A Man Is No Such Thing*
One of the best quotes form a legend
-Daz Black
Gizmo:why am I here? Daz:*talking to him like he can talk back*
Thumbs up for Gizmo! He is soooo cuuuuute
you dont do that?
Wait.. You don't have conversations with your pets?
@@lisasmiles3318 I do but he acting like it’s a whole human
@@laylaamcgeoughhx that's normal though 😭
Daz can give the best father advice and life advice in general
Mum: stop it
4 year old: kiss my will-
Daz =parenting
Also daz = some kid is about to be dropped kicked across the living room 🤣
Fr
Lmfao🤣
I edge to you
7:53 that’s what i was gonna say😂😂😂
If I did anything that those kids do I’d be with Jesus already.
Dude, your profile pic and your comment are a match 🤣
Exactly
Ikr 😂
@@DustWarmonger lol straight up having ptsd flashbacks in that profile pic 🤣
Facts
bro daz gives us all better advice then probably a lot of fathers, kudos man we love ya
Daz: How can we make a british nanny look like a british nanny? Ooh we can tie her hair back so tight she goes pink 👍🥶
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lets just say, the "Mum look" can almost be more terrifying than anything in that moment when you KNOW you've messed up-
that or she's uses your full name example like Charlotte instead of Charlie
That's so true, the mom look is like "you're gonna meet Jesus"-
My mom used to just put yo her fingers, and if she got to 3 she’d whoop our asses, we immediately stopped every time she did thay
when my mum or dad uses my full name i get so terrifyed bc they never say my full name
my parents yell at me, but its that one moment when they start chasing me silently with the hand i start crying because i know im fucking dead 💀
Daz is a legend and a true man
I love you daz stay dazzling
"OMG some kids gonna get dropped kicked across the living room"
That was just golden
SECRET EXPOSED: Thechnoblade alive as mum of three? Mum says: 'I dropkicked that child in self defense.'
@@BlockyRaven o my your right
@@BlockyRaven THAT IS NOT FUNNY HE IS DEAD
@@carterdavidson-hv1rm he wasn’t dead when they wrote this out
I feel terribly bad for that mother, i really hope everything gets better.
See a good slap would sort out them kids sorted me out👌
@@telephonebox7993 hitting kids doesn't do anything
@@telephonebox7993 hitting kids has been scientifically proven to be counter productive.
@@telephonebox7993 based
@@beefykeith48 no it's just this new generation is filled with girls who get away with what they want slapping them teaches em not to do it
Daz has got all my respect 🫡 he’s be a good dad.
If I ever did that to my mum or dad I would be shaking hands with the grim reaper because it’s the end of my time 😂
The idea of punishing the kids with the same way they hurt each other (though obviously dialed back) is honestly the best method. My mum bit her brother once, and my nan lightly bit her on the thumb, she never bit again. Her brother was an absolute demon and never got punished at all, he's still a horrid person.
Moral of the story: bite your children. For their own good.
Aye aye captain
Honestly, the only type of corporal/physical punishment I would approve of. Like I’m not for hitting or whooping your kid (I was whooped and it only taught to expect pain when I messed up) but if my kid is biting someone, you know I’m gonna bite them back.
That is actually how dogs and cats teach their young.
@@audreymai2773 When I got my first cat, she Bit me once, so I immediately bit her back, only Not as hard as she did it ? She Never did it again ! Lived to a ripe old age. 💗
@@carriered4715 I did that with my dog, she bit me when she was a pup, I bit back and she is the most docile dog in the world now, evidently light biting solves all your discipline problems lmao
This is kinda sad it’s a single mother with possessed children and can’t even get a break to herself her stress level is probably through the roof
Omg I feel for her 😭😭
I agree
Hit the shit out of the kids, boom no more problems
@Sherri T[A]P Me!! To Have [S]EX With Me
Like why does your pfp look like that man…..why is your user name like that…..why are you this way….why can’t you be normal…..what’s wrong with you-
that mom look got me to get up and finish my chores 😂
Can I just say u are so funny 😂😂😂 and I love that and I really love your video’s and I don’t even tell my parents I watch this cos of the swearing but I do it any way because I laugh to much 😂😂😂❤❤
Daz’s smile when interacting with gizmo gave off child at Christmas vibes- Dogs truly do bring out the best in us. Also, daz you should buy a flask. They have nice ones in primark for £4 and they keep tea boiling hot for hours
Yeah gizmo is adorable, and his interaction was so cute. I have one of the m flasks 😅
Yessss daz
Lmao a hydro flask sskksskskkss
@@xxstellastarlightxx9284 no
As someone who grew up with a single parent, Daz is absolutely right. When a man walks out of his kid's life, it leaves a mark that cannot be erased...
I’ve gone through the same thing and I 100% agree
Cute doggy!🐕 I love him!❤