DAZ WATCHES CHEAPSKATE WRESTLER WHO LIVES WITH MUM
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Wrestling name: Momma’s Boy
Chance of ever getting laid: 0%
The only time he's getting laid is while he's wrestling
Omg lol
That is hilarious 😂
Best comment hands down🤣
😂
"He's probably moved in with his mum"
*he's mainly saved money by moving in with his mother*
"Called It" 😂😂😂
Malware same, how crazy?!
No he moved with his aunt
czcams.com/video/nXrvWCkgVdA/video.html
@Jesiah Prince it's normally based off the comment with the most likes and replys, so that's why my comment is at the top
Really crazy cause I did toi
@Malware no way so did i
6:04 “ I couldn’t imagine having my mom still do everything for me.” “ that’s why I got Linda 😁”
THIS HAD ME WHEEZING 😭😭
The fact that he’s a cheapskate but has obviously spent money on tattoos. Wow.
my artist is a very good friend of mine
He could have gotten the tattoos before the wrestling dream and deciding to spend literally no money
My sister has a small star on her back and that costed $140. We had to lie to my mom that it was $50. I ended up paying most of the cost with my graduation money.
@@i.mi.nl.u.v124 small star for 140?
@@eyesony000u yeah it was because the star was pink if she got it in black then it would have been much cheaper.
“Please welcome to the ring, a hobo” 🤣🤣
Hahahahaha
'The' Hobo
Was just about to comment same ting hahaha
Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah
How come there all this insult type shit but he only responded to me calling him a freeloader
The opening 😂😂 “LINDA I got hayfever” LINDA IS BACKKK YASSSSS
Did you just say hey fever
Zephyr 9218 sorry autocorrect 😂😂😂 you gotta love autocorrect
When did Linda leave
ulmighity_duckling_ bell Daz hasn’t mentioned her name in a while. We haven’t seen her for a while now. So I’m happy she is back
47 Rio you probably are a new fan of Daz...
“ugh imagine picking up a crusty old- WURGH” lmfao 💀 3:25
HAHAHAHAHA
I’m autistic, I love repetition…the consistent “Daz watches” intro is so comforting for me + the daily dose of comedy gold. Daz you’re a lifesaver!
Yes! I’m autistic as well and it’s so calming. Glad to find someone else who’s like me lol.
@@nicktegreat Me too!
@Sucker Tucker it really is!!!!!!!
im autistic and i love repetition too!!
Daz’s wrestling name is “The Dazzler”. Daz’s dancing name is “The Tea Party Animal”. Daz’s Religion is “Dazanity”. Daz’s political party is “The Tea Party”. Daz’s color is “Dazzling Pink”. Daz’s language is “Dazzish”. Daz’s country is “The United Dazzling Kingdoms”. Daz’s currency is “Daz Poundz”. Daz’s citizens are “The Dazzlers”. Daz’s colors of his flag are Black, Pink, and White with a cup of tea in the middle of his flag.
Underrated comment. this is amazing
I love it
So true 🤣
Y e s
Fighting Daz would be epic
“My bald head makes me look tough” No it makes you look like Mr.Clean
That’s so true😂
Can you see Mc C
Mr Clean scares the everloving shit outta me.
@BritishTeaOfficial no u rnt
Lea-Marie Monaghan...The Rock has left the chat! 😕😂
“That’s why I have Linda”
Linda is great 😊
I haven't seen this before but bro. He went up to Kurt Angle, the guy that won a gold medal with a broken freaking neck, Chris Sabin and Magnus with taped up boots.
takes some nerve right?
I don't know much about wrestling but I knew as soon as they saw his boots they weren't going to hire him. You could see it all over their faces and in their eyes 😂
Alternative title: "Daz predicting the future for 13 minutes straight"
Yes lmfao
Ye
Facts
Faxxs
Lol
This dude is waisting more money on tape than he would if he just bought some shoelaces!!!
Shoelace holes are broken he showed
*wasteing
Izuku Midoryia Are you actually dumb b4 you correct any1 atleast know how to spell wasting🤷♂️🤦♂️
Rocky FN lol my dude I was low key kidding I thought I put a crying face emoji at the end to make it seem like I was cause he spelt it wrong and I wanted to as well
@@stevie5622 *wayisteing
I love how he washes his non existent hair 😂
HEY!!!
Wasnt it shaving cream though?
Andrew tate after he got banned from social media 💀😭
Used tissues being dried in the sun
Bacteria: *its free real estate*
Megan Collier 😅😅 so true
BAHAHA when I tell you I wheezed I-
Was JUST thinking that😂🤒😷😱
AHAHAH😂😂🤣
I'm a walking immunity
“she does everything for me”. i’m 14 and my parents talk to me for a total of 7 minutes a day hahah
my mom always has something to say about me every time I move a single muscle lmao
No wonder I always hide in my bedroom
Antgamerboy 740 no need to apologize ☺️
but...I love my Mom.
same lmaoo
Every time my dad sees me he criticizes smt abt me, I just hide from him in my room
Narrator: "Matt's managed to cut his spending down to just three hundred dollars a month."
Daz: "Three hundred a month! He must be living with his mum."
Narrator: "Mostly by moving in with his mother."
Daz: "There you go. *Laughs* called it!"
“Slower,slower,slower” me - “ that’s what she said “
Ok is nobody gonna talk about how Daz predicted like everything?
I was looking to see if anyone realised in the comments and I found u
yes because he made a comment about how hes predicting everything he said he should join the avengers
where are my flamingos i commented that right before he said that in the video
Maybe he watched it beforehand
Or maybe because literally every single thing that guy did was very predictable. He’s disgusting lmao not hard to guess what gross thing he’s about to do next haha.
For what it’s worth, Daz Black is a badass wrestler name.
Edit:HOLY FUCK IVE NEVER GOTTEN PAST 3 LIKES WHAT THE FUUUUCK
ok
Ikr
Dazlaster Black
@@BigBrother_316 a wwe fan lol
bake1973
yee
The fact that daz said stone cold was his favourite wrestler from when he was a kid gives me nostalgia and respect 100%
I appreciated that too
1:36 is the best bit in the whole video
with the amount he's probably spent on tape he could have just got them repaired/replaced
Nah he made his mom buy tape and he used it
tape cost like 3 quid some boot strings or a sewing kit from ebay cost quite a bit less
"That's why I just stick to regular old milk-shakes."
"It's also why I'm bigger than him."
oof.
I...want a milkshake now.....
@@AlfordTj Dang it, you've made me hungry.
🤣 🤣 🤣
People saying it’s Andrew Tate but it’s clearly Andy Gate
**Washes Head**
Me: What hair are you washing😭
“MOM”
“MOM”
“Can you come help me shave??”
Daz: 😶
Me: **Snort**
Girl: can I have a tissue
Guy: sure *hands her the used tissue*
Girl: WTF
Guy: You're welcome.
Ges Rucker cat: *mEow*
"so i put it by the window and let it dry so i can use it again"
DAZ: 👁️👄👁️
your profile also looks like 👁👄👁
Those emoji's just look terrifying
Yes they totally do 🤣
I had the exact same reaction as Daz
🤣
0:28
✨M O N E Y✨
I believe Daz would be a great wrestler, but if he was a wrestler we would never get to hear the iconic "How's it going, Dazzlers!" everyday❤️
the thing that doesn’t make sense is that he has tattoos that cost hundreds of dollars and he still being cheap about everything
EXACTLY
Unless his mum gave him the money for it. Honestly
his friends could be a tattoo artist and they could test on him
that is weird.....
They were just temporary tattoos
When Daz said " he must be living with his mum" then the narrator said " mostly by moving in with his mom"🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣
Lmfao that was great
Oh damn you watched the video too?
HeyItsKaleb -_-...It's OK to talk about the parts you like in a video!
Lol
@@cookiebanana6317 hi
5:54 "Does your mom wrestle for you?" 💀
9:13 not me imagining a match between daz and brock lesnar
hahaha I would actually pay to see it
HE WOULD OF SPENT MORE MONEY ON ALL THE TAPE THAN JUST BUYING SHOE LACES
Exactly lol where is the logic
Would have*
Darcy Gardner oh haha
Unless.... his mom buys the tape.....
Ellie Horrocks facts
I couldn’t imagine just having my mum doing everything for me.. That’s what I have Linda for 😂
UniBear Vlogs 🤣🤣
Play your cards right a Linda is right here ❤️
Of course
Who’s linda?
• applemimi • WHOS LINDA DID U JUST ASK
Daz: “Imagine you know blending up an egg shell in your shake”
Daz:” EURrGhH”
That noise had me laughing so hard though 😂 😆
Me too 😆
I love the air of confidence these cheapskates have when explaining the little details of their lifestyles. It's like, "No, I'm not unhygienic, you're just uncreative!"
I'm also not blowing my nose so often I have a snot origami collection on my windowsill.
snot origami hahaha
The rock: actually uses protein powder
this guy:eats egg shells.
Gaston if he was cheaper.
Well he is trying to be cheap and they have a difference of £1+ million net worth difference
@@dragonazh8850 Keep in mind Jeff Bazos, could give £1 billion to every body and still have over £100 billion
early
- w -
*BREAKING NEWS: DAZ HAS JOINED THE AVENGERS*
I wish
Yes, the most powerful 💪
So, how's josuke doing?
Koichi asssss mr belly flop
Koichi I would love him to be in the avengers tho!
7:42 BUY SHOELACES
9:08 when he said he has bad knees I felt tht and I’m only 13😭
The tissues could be replaced with a dish rag that CAN BE WASHED
Candykane GOOD THOUGHTS
To him this is probably a big brain moment lol...
Or just blow your nose into your hand then wash it🤯
@@justinpettit8282 oh hell no xD I'd rather him use the crusty tissue
Justin Pettit I was just thinking he could simply hover over the sink and just projectile his snot into it.
“That’s why I have Linda” 💀💀💀
When is that?
Ahamoldylemonwateraha 6:10
Who actually is Linda because I hear him say it all the time
Ahamoldylemonwateraha when he says I couldn’t imagine being a man and having his mum do everything then he comes out with that’s why I have Linda lmao
Ayyy what we doing today ? He’s bird I think
Andrew Tate has gone a bit downhill after the banning.
3:30
"If they're really wet I might ring them out first, I might save a few dollars a week"
Daz: Ohf-f-f-f-f-f-f-f- *daz games has stopped working* for what-for what?
daz going “EEEHHH” every minute is what I live for in life
EEAGHAGHEAGGH*
HAGHAGAHAHGHEHEHGWHAHAHHAHEHHEHHAHAHHAHAHHSHEHHHAHHA*
So this is where namjoon’s passport went
Katie lol
No it’s more of a “EEEAKHH”
I swear buying tape to do his boots up everytime is gonna end up more expensive than a pair of new laces
literally 💀💀
Yeah and laces are cheap af and he can get all of that in the dollar store
@@mexicanman5241 I’m from the uk and that’s triggered me you said “dollar store” idek why tho cause I hear ppl say it all the time😂😂
@@b.bby4 The pound or quid store doesn't have the right tone to it .
@@landonpeckham7752 it really doesn't
guy: I'm tough
Guy getting his leg waxed: 6:43
Look I'm not saying that it doesn't hurt, but I know girls who do that shit with a stone cold expression
beware of those girls....they got the devil in em!
✨That's why I've got Linda✨
Linda is mine now
“yea you look so glamorous now”
“please welcome to the ring”
“a hobo”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I died too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol a hobo coming into the ring😂😂😭
I was reading this while he said it 😂😂
"i got hay-fever linda, SORT IT OUT"
Tf is she supposed to do😭😭😭😂😂😂
Linda has special powers... how are u army?
what does linda ever do for him 😔🤚
Linda's the female version of god, what do you mean?
that sort it out had me ngl
Linda can do anything😌
7:02 had me dying😭😭
Daz's best quotes:
"Ooowhy."
"Linda!"
"Tap dancing CHRIST!"
"*Air hiss*"
Imagine wrestling this guy I don’t even want to touch him
I just be like. hell naaaaaaaaw~
Maybe that's his goal. So nasty, people forfeit...
I would not get within 20 miles of this dood
@@nicothemadman9427 the eggshell breath of doom
The big show: walks in ring
This guy: his mom helps him in the ring
Big show smells him from across the ring
Big show: *nah fuck that I’m outta here*
Him: "my mom takes care of my body"
Me to my dirty mind: please no, I do not want to picture that..
Hamzza K...I pictured the tissues not being used for boogers. 🤢...I was sooo relieved when he said he was only drying out boogers. 🤣🤨😂
-Belue- same-
THANKS YOUR MAKING ME THINK IT!!!
~intrusive thoughts entered the chat~
Pornhub: 🤔🤔🧮📈💰💰
Said this to everyone i know. Daz, no matter how popular he is an how much money he makes. He still one of the most humble an down to earth people I know of. A yet he still makes awsome content where he takes the piss an has a laugh. Absolute legend.
Imagine getting that far just to get turned down because you refuse to spend the money necessary
Imagine egg shell being stuck in ya throat
Him: wHy wAsTe
Me: why waste your throat?
Edit: tysm for all the likes >:3
By that time he won’t have a throat
wasted.
Egg shells in my quiche xd
BleedingxSunflowers a quiche is a food with eggs in it-
@BleedingxSunflowers it’s a saying from one of his old videos it was worst infomercials
They're so disappointed of him, like I can FEEL the disappointment from them
it's like oozing from their souls.
@@CheapWrestler is that rlly u? oooof
@@gavinthegreat2 It's a hard knock life
@@CheapWrestler I mean no disrespect whatsoever. Maybe it's the lighting but why bother tanning when it seems like you have a pretty natural skin color? I don't think anyone would tell. I'm sorry if it came out wrong.
@@CheapWrestler You seriously went to THE most important audition in your life with tape on your boots and tea bags as a tanner? And you make your poor mum do EVERYTHING for you. Why couldn't you drive? Why does she have to shave and wax you? Does she even have a life of her own? So embarrassing and weird...and slightly pathetic because who would want to work with someone like that or even be around them, just so gross the reusing tissues just how disgusting
“I let my tissues dry in the sun!” GET A HANDKERCHIEF
I have recently!
Scream laughing. Literally. Daz your commentary is GOLD.
U swear his laugh is contagious
Fr
It's the cure to all my problems
No it’s not
Yes!!!!😂😂
yess
Have you ever accidentally left egg shells in an omelette or something and just felt dissatisfied.... this guy has this every morning 😬
HES DISCUSSING
Imagine his teeth feelin when he accidentally bites on the shell with the sharp part
😂
😂
@@Trinity_007 what is he discussing? 😂
Out of this entire video, I have one question.
WHO PUTS RAW EGGS IN A PROTEIN SHAKE??!!!
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I think a lot of people eat raw eggs for “gains” 🤮🤮🤮
Yea I just eat them by themselves I don't put them in a shake gross
@@livvv.mp4581 it's true. Cooking eggs burns out alot of protein
The banana peels in the shake was worse
Daz is hands down the funniest human being alive 😂
The faces daz makes while he’s “reacting” are just priceless.
Init
OMG yes
xXiiCameronplayz yes, they are free
He was legitimately doing all this for that one opportunity and he blew it because he couldn't stop being cheap even when he reached his goal 🤦🏼♀️ he should have used his saving to get new boots and fresh gear so he had the best chance 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️ such a shame.
:(
@@CheapWrestler wait you’re real?
@@edithq4610 I think so!
@@CheapWrestler OMG ain’t no way cheap Wrestler noticed me 🤠
@trixterii _ thanks brother
I love how daz is being sarcastic and funny about stuff happening and it literally happens😂💖
love how this cheapskate is so predictable to daz 😭😭
If he all bout saving money how did he get tattoos if he don't want to spend money
Going to a 2/10 rated tattoo shop he found online. And the shop is located at the back of a restaurant, and the needles are used 😐
Was thinking that
Prolly was his mama
Friends? Druggie down the road?
Sharpies and methods that no one ever wants to know
Daz: ‘300 A MONTH!?! He must be living with his mum’
*Narrator almost seconds later*
‘Mostly by moving in with his mother’
Daz: ‘CALLED IT’
@@chickenballstv1510 hey at least someone is mentioning daz's powers
I love his look of horror when he talks about his tissues
mate i used to live next to a bunch of people my family called the scanks 5:03
Oh Linda’s back is she ? Corona didn’t end up getting to her then 😂😂😂
Linda's god
@@garnet6994 no.. god is Linda
:0 oml yes
God is a woman...
Who is Linda tho
Fun fact- The most salmonella bacteria is located in the egg shell
mmmm salmon
This sounds weird and if I'm wrong I'll sound absolutely MENTAL but did you get that from a Joinen video?
@@tevvytevvy2672 xD no i just searched it up on google. Lmao
Oh..
WwWOoAaaAHhH
“I let my tissues dry out” Me: puts down donut
don't waste the donut!
omg i understand this dude is as lazy as hell but hes so precious wtf i cannot look at that smile and tell him what hes doing is honestly lazy i just wanna hug him lmao
Heeeey, I'm not lazy!
Guy: 'And on top of that I look tough'.
Daz: 'You don't, you look adorable'
😂 😂 😂 😂
I literally just came across this comment as he said that 🤣😲
the part ab him blowing his nose, drying the tissues, and reusing them didn’t sit right with me 💀.
It shouldn't sit right with humanity
Ew thats unhygenic
I know, they use the most disgusting and unhygienic techniques to save money, their are more cleaner and more hygienic ways to save money, for example, he could get a cloth handkerchief which he wash
Ong💀💀💀🙏🏽
yes blowing his "nose"
0:43 sorry but like he sound like the bird from the movie up 😂 x
Not gonna lie 😂 its like 8 35pm and iv been watching your vids all day my sides hurt laughing at your reactions
“I keep my wet tissues by the window”
Daz: OOOOWHYYYY
I let them air out dry and ill use them again
the most iconic daz games moment:
"LINDAAAAAAAAA"
Someone needs to make a video of him screaming "LINNNNDAAAA"
No it’s low disk space
Yall are wrong its HA!
It should be a new rap....it goes
LINDAAAAAA *low disk space* HA
*repeat :)*
Its just become a habit for me to always have a cup of tea ready when i was Daz's videos.
“That’s why I’ve got Linda.” *little smile*. MY HEART LEGIT MELTED- I think I’m supposed to be dead… peace😺✌️
7:29 “please welcome to the ring... a hobo,” I DIED 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Daz should be a Psychic channel where he just predicts what's gonna happen next in videos 😂 He's pro at this 😂 it's always a joy to watch his videos 🤩
When you are sad and then remember you haven’t watched Daz games so you come to watch him and not even 2 min in to the video you burst out in to laughter lolll that’s me
OMG “the skank” I’ve just lost it!!!!
“Do I have a gift?”
“Should I just join the avengers?”
“Please welcome to the ring... a hobo” 😆
that made me laugh too honestly
*INTRO is so much better with full volume, Trust me-*
The man who he’s reacting to looks like Andrew Tate ahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣
"Please welcome into the ring. The hobo"
🤣🤣
Even I laughed.
@@CheapWrestler r u actually him?
@@basic1570 hmmm.....I think so!!
Isn't this copied
@@abdullahthebest7644 yeep
me and daz: *crying about hayfeaver*
people who don’t have it: “hAH”
I have hay fever really bad
HA HA POOR
Live Shock ExSuSe Me HoE wAnNa Go?!?!
Oh, the pain *whimpers*
Haha poor! If I know where this is from ur an elite human
I haven’t been able to laugh for 2-3 weeks because of the flu and you made me crack up. Thank you so much Daz.
No one:
Daz: 9:43 Thats pretty PIG
lmaoooooo
@@CheapWrestler OMG UR PFP
@@CheapWrestler OMG UR HIM
@@CheapWrestler OOOOOOOO
@@CheapWrestler the legen himself